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That i'm drinking.

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>>>/pone/
>>>/mlp/
>>>/lgbt/

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Twi trevor?

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*travis

next time i'll read the RSVP more closely…

why are you brewing urine?

ummmm what are three boards where we'll never post?
what are the places you find material to clop to?
damn i suck at this game.

OOOH now I get it so Water Sports are the guys/gals that are into pissing each other.
Have you ever eaten some of your poop?

gonna cum all over this tbqhf

Hey, user.

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HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA This is amazing!

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I'm a thirsty boy.

All they see is black venom and my silhouette, watch the fear re appear in they eyes when I hit the set.

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If I have some free time tomorrow I will post some new Travis.

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Nice. Thanks user.

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Mike don't hurt 'em!!
Wait, what they scream?!
What they mean?!
Tyson put in work, his head touched the whole colosseum.

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I sent the link anyways probably. I dunno why. I have poor impulse control.

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Lmfao you're funny.

I have no idea

the fuck am i supposed to know

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I wonder if travis poster is Blewby.

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Not this time, but sometimes you're funny.

I'm not.

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You got it, spot on!!

YAY!!!

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A lot of spam from Mr. Travis Two Knives. Needs more porn instead.

You have spent some time in jail right?

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I like porn

I wish you could send smells over the internet…
I would send my nut musk at this very moment.

SO ripe.

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If you don't Mind.

What is your favorite kind?

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lmao just lmfao!

srsly fucking lol

Izzat your dick?

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Looks like my cat. I fucking hate niggercats.

I'm done with you Travis, I've had my laugh.

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Gamble your soul with the Devil, you wonder how low can you go before you finally reached the lowest level.

Luckily, i'm just drunk.
But what mental issues do you posses that make you post that ugly version of Harry Potter?

No, you can always go lower.

THat's what people believe.
But there is a very dark pit at the bottom.

Nope mate, some hot guy I found in 4chan, I have dick pics tho, but I ant sharing them in here.

I'm pretty sure it's some dude from freech, they literally circlejerk ways to mess with Holla Forums users for whatever reason

I'm not there yet, maybe someday.

Probably being the operative word.
Impulse control is overrated

I want to piss off as many people itt as possible

any tips to up my game?

Tf is freech?

Travis Poster, I have posted with you Before, I have even created some Travis OC, like:>>>Holla Forums5886236
please leave this bread Alone.

Give links to 4chan threads

You can start by killing yourself faggot.

Refuse to post your Skittyhole.

There is more than 1 travis poster. I only posted

found the isis theme song on youtube

Make a namescript program for here and get everyones data then post it all

Ok, user.

It's beginning to be a problem. Anywho, I'm going to hide for a while. See ya.

/Freech/
They Hate 8 chan and Hotwheels for no apparent reason.

Bye

I think that would have the opposite effect I a looking for.

I do that occasionally, doesn't work out too well.

KILL YOUR SHELF

This sounds like it has potential but we already have a namesync script

Now I hate Freech.

yeah but namesync doesn't do anything

unless theres a working version of it

That's alright, figures you wouldn't post that shit in Holla Forumsread…

I need fap material right now though. Any suggestions?

Didn't know there was an Holla Forums one. Maybe you can make some other thing and we can convince people they need it, then we can mine these dumb cunts
I really need something to watch can you help me please?

But I ain't got shelves.

Fine, spam fucking 3D people porn

You should of known, it's your fucking nightmare!

GIB ME UR SKITTYHOLE

I really like the song tho.

Me too but I'm Studding.
If I start looking at porn I wont finish and tomorrow is the final practice.

What are you Into?
twinks?
Muscled guys?
Bareback?
Double Penetration?
Footing?
Jk
just tell me something let me see if I could help.

You know I make you wanna scream….

god i love twinks

furry

Scream like a little school girl high on ectasy.

Maybe I can show you what that sounds like sometime.

My new Iphone has lots of cool apps.
A microphone, speakers and a sick camera.

Dude, the fuck….?

STOP

Too soon Skitty too soon.

Blewby Remembers it.

I like to pretend like I'm a 10 year old girl.
So what?

Don't judge me.

skittyhole. never fiveget

Wazzat?

Twinks & traps are good
Creampies of any variety are good
Impregnation of women is best

I tend to prefer amateur over the professional shit.

And if you have anything with pillow biting, that's kind of my fetish.

Ok.

Fine judge me all you want.

Mohawk the Madman mike and Skittyhole 2016 never Forget.

You're fucked. I'm not going to be surprise if you shoot up a gay club or school.

1. I'm Bisexual and I'm not closeted.

2.I don't care about the schools anymore, I consider myself beyond them.

Except for higher institutes of course.

You're still fucked in the head.

Moar!

Electrician.

I have a quick webm of something related to
that.

Ohh Ok Same thing here.

I will take note of that

oblivion, pacific rim, edge of tomorrow, interstellar!

I love all these

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I think I made an apple four loko.

Oh, studying

Will you bite the pillow for me?

*farts*

Great movies
tom cruise a best
Any more suggests? It love those but have seen them all more than once

*pisses in bottle*

*pisses in a diaper*

What does your peepee smell like?

Mine smells like chemicals.

I invited a friend to come stay with me, we were outside when I asked them if they wanted to take a drive with me to the ranch, I have a rifle and revolver so we could just shoot cactus or something. Then he goes crazy and runs off on a tangent about how I drive like a psycho.. while I do admit I drive rather impatiently and faster than most people, I don't think that is psycho.. then he reminds me I've rear ended 2 people while with him…

yeah, I'm a shitty driver, burn me like a witch

I can hardly believe you are still allowed to drive a car

Pardon me, from my far from perfect English, I'm a dirty spic.

Make me bite it.

Under the influence of Alcohol I suppose…

Queers

shhhhhhh just let it happen

faggoat

Ghey fahgot pony thread?

Well hey, at least you like best mane 6…

Better back that ass up then, user.

From here on out, I am the Tender Nazi.

gross

No jews please.

I know huh!? Ghey fahgots are teh wurst!

no, I just never hut up when I'm around someone and was really into conversation both times, first time was some lady stopped at a green light, rear ended them, then some other lady crossed the road before me and I didn't slow down and almost tboned them and made them spin out into a fence. that last one was probbaly not my fault but it was avoidable.

lol

I got some movie titles I am going to watch soon from people at pony chan

the cube 1997, moon 2009, the core 2003.

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Earth, Wind & Fire - September.

I don't know If I should start lubing my ass or jump off my seat and start dancing.

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seriously though did you bribe the judge

I will check out those first two. the core is alright except for the leethacker youtube.com/watch?v=7UKUGZz5Hjw
why did you remove me btw?

Wude

hi there

Self explanatory.

It means bite the pillow, I'm going in dry.

Not wude dude. Jupst tallin it like it be.

sox

Hi Khan.

everyponi knows tat.

okay
just wanted to say hello

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hows it going?

I just wanted to say everyponi. How are you.

Nah, vewy wude.

me :D

My, my! oh well… I will be biting that pillow really hard.

hai sox

Not to bad. Took a nap after work and slept 5 hours. Guess I shoulda gone to bed earlier last night.

Hello, sox speaking, may I ask who's calling?

How much wude would a wude dude wead if a wude dude could wead wude.

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wow I see
You're making fun of how I talk
;~~~;

sox sox SOX

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youtu.be/r6gGcrjDmec?t=7s

Nopes I makin fun of how I talks.

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You talk silly too?

Yes, yes you will~ I'll make you scream out my name at the top of your lungs at the end.

Aww twosies so she can run around bottomless for me.

Yeps

not that time, there was never a judge involved. I just had to pay a fine, I forgot how much they fined me already. though if there was I wouldn't have to bribe them, simply talking to them outside.. also that's kind of awkward to talk about but I have noticed as of recently you seem to sometimes really dislike me so when I'd see you in the list it felt as though I was being disrespectful by staying on it…

You /rhotecism/ too?
:DDD

Gladly!

I've seen this meme before
Tell me its meaning

TO

thats good to hear

NoTy

When will they bring names back?

Damn, have you gone that rough on some, before?

Fuck me.

Hey, haze. That's funny. I also have a strange rock like yours! Mine has a weird story behind it though.

It was given to me by a Mexican man who was a friend of the family, he would visit occasionally and speak to us, usually mentioning things about how he admired our home and my family. He was a drug addict who progressively worsened over the years. Just a few months ago he came to my home one last time to give me a bag and tell me some motivational things I can't recall atm. I opened the bag an inside was this strange triangular rock, it was pretty amusing and I thought nothing of it aside from its strange shape. When I woke up the next morning I received news the man had hung himself out back at a horse stable. I'm not sure if I had mentioned this here when it happened.

I keep this rock on one of my desks as a reminder of them. They were OK aside from being insane and a drug addict.

When Hotwheels is back. We can still toast and avatar-fag.

this is the rock btw

wassup sox
everytime you have responded to me you have gotten dubs btw

I was also thinking of your other traffic violations, maybe things just work differently down there I dunno

I guess I understand. sorry for bothering you

Some rocks possess strange energys, perhaps he had a toxic symbiote that grew on him…

What I possess is nothing short of true glory.

So much beauty and insight…

Hehheh

Idk…

This rock is precious though and I love it.

No….

thanks for helping me identify sneks with that picture

Woah, weird!
It's fine tho, cause this isnt gonna be a dubs-post

LOVE IT!!!

It was good while it lasted
That guide is not really accurate apparently, follow at your own peril
sox

who gon catch these sixes

And being a Neet and having no Job you may add.

Me…

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Damn…

No, actually. Only person I've ever had sex with was my ex-girlfriend, and we at least used some form of lubrication. Granted, it was spit lube because she thought the lube I had felt fucking weird (and I guess she got off on the idea of lubing me up by blowing me), but I haven't actually gone in dry… I think we tried though once. Ended up discovering that either she was too tight or I was too thick.

I have got her to moan my name though, and that is kind of hot.

Quit sox-ing me!
I'm socks not sox!

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sawkes

bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Sawk_(Pokémon)
???

I guess now we can't tripfag anymore…

Wtf

Celestia is God!

can you do a karate

Yeah it sucks. I have no I dea who could be posting braeburns

Take it all.

Pls no

No..
I can bend easily tho

It's a mystery//
youtube.com/watch?v=fq3abPnEEGE
Who is this?

I always mention it so I think you know I live in a small town.. like, really small.. I pretty much know almost everyone of importance and that really helps keep you slip out of tight situations. You probably wouldn't get away with it in other circumstances unless you can pull of the affluenza thing.

I know this
you are 2bendy

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WHere u at, where u at, where u at nao.

Where u at, where u at, where u at nao!!!??!?!

I'm pretty sure I know the town and if so yeah it is crazy small. How rich does someone have to be to use the affluenza defense?

It does work but it dries up too fast.
(anal)
Pussy self-lubricates.
I have, while performing both roles, Top and Bottom.
While Topping, I felt like the poor guy’s skittyhole was about to rip open, then I spit his skittyhole and everything was ok.
when I guy tried go in dry with me, I couldn't bare it, he was too big, we ended up using cocking oil instead,(saliva wasn't enough) kek.

Damn… you are turning me on.

No such thing as 3bendy

no lewd pls

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yeah maybe but you might even be 5bendy

My pseudonym isn't socks, nor is it skitty. I am neither ruby nor tetra.
I'm just waiting for someone to guess

Yes lewd
Also, I am 4bendy, as all of my limbs bend well.

:o
You think?

Why have I never thought of this?

That's my job, user. I have cybered like half of Holla Forumsread and pissed off a few people in the process. But I digress… if I didn't make you get a boner at the end of this conversation, I would have clearly failed.

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Btw that is the most ominous fucking rock I've ever seen in my life.

Then I'm… 8bendy!

n o

It's too bad you aren't Tetra. I have no chance with her, but she is, in fact, the best poster, and chilling with her is rather fun.

yeah I do
and I know how you use these powers
naughtysawkes

That was the only, thing we had at hand, at that moment.

You did, I was oozing a little precum, so you didn't failed.

Don't we all want a chance with tetra? If only she wasn't another nobody-faggot on the internet that I'll never meet.

P U H
L E A S E

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Are you a spider?

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double spooky. no idea, but looking at that kid who used it I'd say it has to be a really good income. his parents made 15 million a year apparently through sheet metal manufacturing or something. we've actually bought their expensive sheet metal before lol

No..

pls no

I thought you were saying it was shitty when you said "no…"
I like to think it seems ominous too, particularly due to how I acquired it and what the guy did the next day to themselves. sometimes I wonder if it will kill me

Reece?

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Don't advocate such thoughts.

You are precious.

You are of B/read.

Why tho

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Butts

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wtf

Excellent. I'll lick the pre off you

That ass is fantasstic.

Non

I like here this thread is going.

ur a virgin

Yes.

So what?

Raptor?

Yes thank you

Not really that spooky at all. That ethan couch looks like an absolute scrub, how did you find out how much they make?

GUESS WHO I AM!

A douche.

Welcome!

Solaire?

Bob from accounting?

ding ding ding

Of course he's Solaire

We get Japans here now?

hey socks guess what

Solaire?!

What?

Less australian

AERIS

well.. not on your end.
it was just big news here for like a freaking week… the local news never shut up about it so it made me investigate them further with google… I was especially interested because they mentioned their parents occupation and it turned out to be something we have dealt with before

Now guess who I am

I adore you.

sockssockssocks

It shouldn't be spooky for you either since I think you told me. you probably lied though. what do you buy sheet metal for?

a faggot???

Correct!

we mini-hiatus now?

when's the next episode of horse program?

has anyone here even ever watched the show this thread is supposed to be about?

Im so confuse..

What show?

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just how i like it

We high tech archaeologist searching for knick knacks.

W U D E

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You stole my holy 7's…

Do I win a prize?

IDK, Reece?

gagagagagae!

no prize

only dicks

wat r u gonna do about it

I do ,but I probably spend more time searching for its porn and posting itt.
Individually, not counting the two together.

I HEART YOU GAEBURN!

fiteu

Wrong.

sweater town is closed

My pebbles are now stones.

AHA

I will tie my arms behind my back to make it a fairer fight

so vewy wude!!

So, who are you?

Sounds like things are getting kinky.

S H U P

Try gagging him

I said guess you fuck. Here, I'll make it easy for you

Dont mind me juss gon sit over here and watch.

I can tie up my own arms and legs, and then untie myself

3kinky

I thought you didnt into boys!

Uhhm uh.._.
Gamenerd!

Well not boys with girls.

I just don't want it to go too quickly
I could pin you real quick

don't

we use it to make gaskets, we were armoring a small bulldozer too, the cabin is kind of open and trees sometimes like to get through and poke you so we were re-enforcing the cabin a bit.

my grandpa also frequently cuts them to pieces to make make small weird things. more notable thing he made recently was a horse crane to pull out a nearly 2 ton diesel engine out of large caterpillar. like he made the whole crane from scratch, it was pretty neato. also horse crane isn't the right word apperently but I have like no idea what the english translation is, i just know what its called in spanish

Howdy!
How are you?

Aren't dicks a prize?

Then Im very confused here
You are both not into and into boys.

I could so rekt u

Well thats no fun!

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Night every one.

also I told you? here? I doubt that

I probably mentioned the city that is near me, which is still miles away

Good nights

good night.

THE US JUST ENTERED DEFCON 3
Yellow alert.

don't what?

Are you gonna make a killdozer? I googled horse crane and I'm pretty sure it is not what you are talking about but I hope it is

I hope you do

Night.

Yellow?!

THE CHINKS ARE COMING!

what?
lol why

Bon nuit de moi aussi

IM GREAT NOW! *Humps ur leg* how are you?

discord I think
doesn't matter anyways

good night of me also!

Do you give up?

defconwarningsystem.com

dunno might be fun

I forgot which fag uses those names. Skit?

This is a first for me, but I don't recognise your dick….

Good night!

I'm well
Going to do a work out soon.

I f you don't get it now, there's no hope for you

Damn right, it'd be fun!

a fgt

Nini user. Have sexy dreams!

I'm going back to bed too. Night all.

The US and Russia are mobilizing air units against one another.

yiss
hey socks I've been edging like a madcunt but it's been too long what should I do

uh.. cum?

Really?
Is Washington amongst any of the targets?

Cum inside

I replied to the wrong post, I mean the.. nvm

kek, unfortunately no. just armor against stupid trees.

ok, I just checked. yeah, I did apparently

sounds like fun! i gotta start working out again. i should do that tomorrow! follow your example

Close enough, I guess. So what are you up to?

when I say I did I meant I didn't lie I guess…

If it means you'll send me more nudes, then definately

No targets or anything like that yet.

grose

Hey how much would you have to get paid (if anything) to fuck your clone? alternatively your clone can fuck you

that must have been annoying to find

no they're not.

dont cum?

Playing some Black Ops II. You?

what manner of nudes do you wish to see? I could cover myself in apple pie filling if you wish

You only say that because you don't want to be mistaken for a mudslime.

How enchanting.

stop being a lewd person

I'm testing out an n64 emulator. Care if I join you?

I've been waiting for you. Gonna take a sec to piss before you join.

Project64 is best by far.

That's the one I got, all though I'm running it on a shit PC

False alarm looks like something in Syria.

literally just opened your page and CTRL+F'd my places name and realized I did immediately

that is an incredibly awkward question but I'll answer it anyway.. it'd make more sense the other way around

With project64 it shouldn't matter what pc you run it on.

The irony is pathetic.

That wouldn't have worked for me.
So do you mean you would pay the clone? I like it, what a twist. I just thought about it watching one of these movies you suggested. How much would you have to pay do you think, since your clone is also you? Or would there be no fee just a sweet embrace between lovers?

Insert an apple into your butt cheeks

Please, please put whipped cream onto your nipples and drizzle on some strawberry syrup.

I wouldn't pay need to be paid anything… that all sounds awesome, sometimes I think how cool it would be if I had a twin… I have a sense of humor only I seem to enjoy, along with 2 of my close friends so it's too rare to find anyone

Let me lick it.

That's all I want in life is to lick it.

yeah having a twin would be the coolest. normal siblings can be the worst especially sisters. clones are sort of like twins. i wonder how often gay twin brothers hook up?
2 really close friends isn't really so bad these days

lol "southmouth"

but lord Gaeburn, I have no apple….. I am sorry I have failed you….

I have some fruitcups though! Would that work?

No, just get an apple another time and take the picture then.
For now, I need to go train.
I've almost lost all my belly fat and my six pack is showing through now.

i have mango, peach, and mango-pineapple fruitcups. for you, i will put any of them up my ass!

It shall be done. I will not fail you, Gaeburn, not again. I swear it by the old gods and the new!

Post pics of your abs sometime yo!

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I want to lick it clean.

stop doing that

GAE PLEASE DONT BE MAD AT ME! LOOK I PUT THE PEACHES UP MY ASS TIL I CAN GET AN APPLE FOR YOU! PLS! GAE! PLS?

gaeburn pls….

can we just shoot blewberry and twihaze into the sun already?

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Now im going to eat that fruitcup. The fruitcup thats been in my ass.

have your grandpa turn that sheetmetal into a rocket. we can use hydrogen peroxide as fuel. just get it done asap

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Eye of Horus.

Compare.

I posted my eye here once and Darwin shat all over me for 3 days.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ass peaches

Darwin is on my side.

or let me pick you up, I'll bring my shotgun and slugs, we can hunt them while we listen to johnny rebel coon town

use a ginger root

dont have a ginger root either but if Gae wills it I'll go buy one when I get my apple.

LOL bring it. I'll pit my bow against your shotgun

I finally got my jericho and this seems like the perfect time to use it.

I love you all so much, I could write a song with my tears.

I'm sorry you hate me.

huh

whats that

I don't hate you, but you should stop doing that thing

Skitty will you eat some of my ass peaches? They've got brown sugar on them.

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I would sooner BBQ you and feed you to tadpoles in my creek.

I don't know how to explain it, just know the sound it makes when it takes a mans life

you look 9yo in that pic

SKITTY THEYRE DELICIOUS
JUST TRY ONE
SKITTY PLS

SKITTY PLS!!!!

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it's worse than I ever would have guessed

I'm bored, let's raid something

ur anus

y

Nopony wants to try my brown sugar ass peaches. Guess I'll go cry myself to sleep and dream of Gaeburn

it is something

okay but i'm not fitting in like a dozen!

Licky?

where is scotch

odds i recycle, evens I toss it away

god damn it re roll

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You're an ignoble contrasuggestible batshit insane sexual deviant fringe lunatic sporting an array of mental disorders.

Fuck my mouth.

at least i got peaches

Eat my asshole like peach cobbler.

ill fill ur mouth with ass peaches

every day we drift further from gods light

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I highly prefer anal conquest.

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ANAL CONQUEST!

I can't explain how bad I creep myself the fuck out.

Like this shit for example…
I'd make a perfect two face.

hahahahahaha

this is the best thread ever

*eats some more asspeaches*

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what race are you?

you look racially ambiguous

also what happened in your insane mind this morning when you woke up and decided to get drunk and post these things

You look jewish

skitttyyyy i ate all the original ass peaches but i can stick another cup of peaches in my crack for you if you like. you can have fresh ass peaches.

I am Black, Native and Irish, I woke up thinking I'm Dontae, let these niggaz dox me cause they'd do a better job at managing my life then me.

DO you understand how little fucks I could possibly give?

or maybe you want something spicier on account of youre a mexican jew? I could put hot sauce up my ass!

I would honestly sooner cut off my own fingers with pliers before I do that

ok howabout some ass hotsauce then?

OR let these niggaz know me better than anyone ever has…

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Kiss my ass.

speaking of, did you ever take a pic with the toothbrush holder

WHich one you wanna see up there?

SKITTY TRY MY ASS HOT SAUCE

SKITTY PLS ITS SO SPICY

SKITTY PLS

what happened to this place

ALright, alright alright.

we're anonymous now. nopony is accountable for anything. all is permitted.

I stuck the tip in, seated position, just for my loved ones.
My balls are kind of in the way.

Autism.

It got mullered by SJWs disguising as heroes for the cause

When you practiced enough you too can dildo yourself in a seated position.

what is that, a flashlight?

Toothbrush holder.

Nice! What other things can we put up our asses for Skitty?

See:

I have ten fingers, spit and a few plastic objects.
Ofcourse my new Iphone which I am so happy to share these things with you.

yeah okay but how do you explain all the buttstuff and blatant homosexuality?

Put a glass jar in there.

you are the hero /b deserves

People found something to fuss and shitpost over (i.e. forced user) and it caused a domino effect in faggotry.
if that's the answer you're looking for

the tabasco bottle is made of glass

maybe just the corner of the new iphone?

It's not a jar.

Is it a door?

im goin to bed. skitty if you want to eat anything thats been up my ass you'll have to wait til tomorrow.

It's a tragic pile of confidence.

a rusty railroad spike
cigarette ash tray
caltrops

so when will aaron come back to see our shiny sync names again?

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who even is that

Forced user seems to be what pried away the rotten boards to expose the hellscape beneath. it was always there, lurking in the shadows. There has got to be more to it that that though, but some questions are better left unanswered

how about a condom full of draino
does wonders for soft tissue

Let me explain.

one more before i go just for you

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The first picture is my fingers going into my asshole, the second picture is my facial expression while my fingers enter my asshole.

As you may be able to tell, I am quite good at butt stuff now, and my asshole smells like roses.

But, braggart demons, we postpone our end: how could we renounce the display of our freedom, the show of our pride? And so on and so on, to eternal recurrence.

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MAKE ME CUM!!

I… Is this hell?

-Skye

yes

Hey, as long as we're all user you're going to be seeing a lot more parts of my body.

Want to eat my salmon?

Balls, my balls smell fishy after the musk sets in for awhile.

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Chill, homie chill.

That zit is only temporary.

So who's going to dox me?

I know someone has a secret agena against me.

But you can't kill me…. I've tried..

Remember that time I broke my ribs from falling off my back deck?
I had a seizure then jumped back up on my feet mad as all hell.

I jumped on purpose.

Twili?

I'm calling you out!1!

How can you tell?

I'm back

I love this new Iphone, you don't think I'm showing off a little too much?

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Twili I come back here for 10 minutes and you're posting your face dick and ass for the world to see.
It's a good fucking job I took Nat away from you.

Morning gae

Insert into this orifice.

Morning!
Who is this?

Heyo! 1-10, what would you rate Celestia?

You're afraid of me…
Yet you're older…

I say he should of left you the moment he saw you, but I'm not one to judge.

Probably a 7
Braeburn is obviously an 11
youtube.com/watch?v=KOO5S4vxi0o

By that tone of posting, I'm going to guess Skye? If so, how's it going? Heard you were taking a vacation from Holla Forumsread.

Guess skye?
Idiot.
You should know these things.

So anyone want to fuck?

Everyday the stone turns a shade more towards absolute black.

You doubt I can possess such power?

You believe it will consume me.

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For real put your best men on the job and if they got a squab imma show em to the mob, My loyality infinite and I have no tolerance for snitch infrantry, if you have a doubt don't bitch at me, i'm yo side until suicide.

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yeah but this could be an elaborate amount of trolls also

Smooch

Hey Gae, how're you?

Someone fuck my mouth, I want a boyfriend so bad it's getting embarassing.

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I'm well, yourself?

Post your dick then

Take it all.

Just got home from work. up at 6 am to get there by 8 and home about 6.
Woo holla holla get dolla!

So kinda exhausted, but feeling ok cause I'm gunna earn a decent amount this fortnight coming.

it's raptor btw if aj wasn't enough of a clue :P

How's work your end?

I guessed it was you~

Same
I only have 2 more nights, then I have 2 days off and then I'm working the weekend. So not too bad now.

OOOOOOOOOOH WE'LL HAVE LOTS OF FUN!

Bugger, I'm free the weekend and working the week

hahaha, That's what happens when you work in hospitality. You work on everyone else's days off.

Do you just serve apples to everyone in various states?
Cakes, pies, stews, etc. ?

I suppose not.

I offer a variety of services~

Oh my~

Primary directive, sorry guys, not here.

So what are you up to at the moment?
How is the running going?

Keep it politically correct.
or else.

I increased the pace today… lord am I unfit Gae, got lightheaded and couldn't make the distance.
It's not even that far!
We're talking like, a kilometer at MOST. :(
but… it's still better than when I started the two weeks ago.

fuck off you spic nigger.
I'll correct your corrupt fucking politics in a minute.

well then you'd best go

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Address me only by then name Dontae Lee Mooneyham…

Don't be disheartened.
I was the same.
After a month I could do 2kms.
Then a week later I could do 3kms.
Next week I could do 4kms.
Once you get over the initial hurdle, it just keeps getting easier.

Skye~

Hopefully.
I'm just doing the daily run through the city from work to bus like I told you.
I'm going to increase that soon just… yeah..

I'm so sorry, except about this particular thing.

I've always wondered what true humanity looks like…

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But how far can you push this?

I didn't want this, they pushed me…
PUSHED US!
We're exactly what they need…

If all is to be understood, what is our objective right now?

Alright, it's all understandable. I heard two stories about your absence. One was that since Nat wasn't really coming here, you didn't have much reason to keep posting in Holla Forumsread. The other was that it had gotten so degenerate that you couldn't bear to be in Holla Forumsread any longer. Both of them seem kind of silly given how old of an oldfag you are here.

You may notice that a number of posters (mostly Blewbie) have begun to sexually harass Skitty with this "skittyhole" nonsense.

You will also notice that none of those posters are me.

KILL THE IMPOSTERS!!!!!

Good morning Skye
How are you?

Have you been doing push ups as well?

b…but master, do we have enough resour

Of course we have enough,
We cannot fail!

Heya Ruby, how're you?

As described in steam

Who do we start with?!

Raptor,

Both play a part to be honest.
If I dont gain anything being here (IE nat) and I dislike what is around (IE degeneracy), why spend my admittedly limited time here?
I've found somewhere else to post and annoy people thats more fun, so this is my secondary spot now.

Ok thanks, working, but not much to do so im chilling, was chatting with Nat on skype, I hope he shows up…

He was my friend, but I believe I've burn't that bridge, what is it that you want me to do?

KILL HIM

Okay

If he shows up, tell him to join thread so we can bukkakae him

B…but,,, I mean…

I've only just met the man in 2014, can't we give it some time?

… I'm not into that

What happened between you two?

i'm not sure why you carry such compassion, they HATE you.

It's a venom they carry through their veins, they cannot love you Haze.

Fair enough. Hopefully you have more fun with whatever your new thing is.

Ayyyy! I am well. How goes?

Yup.
I might start situps and such as well soon.

Going good :3

But I feel it, why else would I come back each and everytime?!?!

JUST TO SHOW MY STRENGTHS?

I expose nothing but my weaknessess.

I've had many dreams in jail..
I was running, jumping fences, and all I could see was ponies.

I love these people…

Thanks rubes.
WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU MAKE ONE THAT GOOD SO FAST

I meant a figurative bukkakae of friendship.

Sit ups aren't actually that great.
Static planks and leg ups will get you better results.

Wrong.

Oh Haze my child, we have come to an impasse.
Your move.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

………….. Nothx

Haze,, why are you still alive…?
No-one loves you, not even yourself

Dontae, you're just too brutally honest, why do you tell these people who you are, post pictures of your face?

I trust them… and I want them to trust me.

Planks it is!

They can't ever trust you Dontae…

All they see is the black that courses through your veins…
You're as arrogant as you accuse them of being.

But isn't there still a way to show them all I can be exactly what they need?

Perhaps, but you must act quickly.

Quit your petty fight.

Show them the Haze you where in the beggining.

Before you had a care in the world.

Who turned off the names?

I know where my strengths lie…

HMMMMMM,RRRRRRRRRRRRRR,
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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:(

Just don't take obnoxious photos while doing it….

sorry, nat is pure!

Where am I?

Why do I smell bengay?

*bein-gay

KEK
Gae please,
You should know I'm not like that~

FOOD VAN

I think I know where I am, this is awesome dude.

I am?

Took your sweet time getting here~

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My net was being a butt…

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I know, just making sure
youtube.com/watch?v=RxOBOhRECoo

ns doesn't work dammit

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I know, send me pictures of yourself being pure

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

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Gae pls, only 4 people in Holla Forumsread have seen me, you're among them.
I don't take photos of myself.
Ever :P

"Landon Ricketts eat your heart out.

How?

My name is ayauhteotl

A horse is waiting for you, you should return home.

Why doesn't namesync work.

I dont know, ive not seen your glasses yet…~

HAHAHA

Well I can't argue with that.
How about some tunes?

youtube.com/watch?v=d8c2Tbj2haM

Nat wouldnt even want a bukkakke !

Sent~

Yes I do

… … … I want a divorce

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D:

I thought you were innocent!

screw it

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No you didn't

Y-yeah i did..!

HAHAHAHA

youtube.com/watch?v=jo3zAdXM4Tk

Sure thing :3

youtube.com/watch?v=Qt2FWAbXinY

… shut up

Does this mean you aren't giving me a facial~?

Hiya Rap!
Hope you're doing well,I'm stuck at uni and I got a class an hour later…also posting from comfy AC'd learning center pc
it's canon

Not multiple people fiving you them at the same time!

NEVER!!!

Are they fucking serious?!?!

youtube.com/watch?v=rGjbDsjuoA8

Oh!
Well no, I can't get that you're all monogamous

You misspelt 'normal' as 'monogamous' there honey.

BE STILL WITH YOUR MOUTH

But I can still get a facial from just you, right~?

As many as you wanted.

Heya Mate, I'm good, just chilling :3
working had, hope everythings going well your end :3

I know right?
My apologies;
youtube.com/watch?v=kB67HO8tkQs

Yay~💞

nope

Why are you apologising?
You didn't post the video, did you?

On a bit of a hallelujah bent are you?
What about this song?
youtube.com/watch?v=dUtryO_NHBU

you know nothing about my sweet innocent bf

only once year though

I just wanted to correct my mistake in posting the wrong version :3

that one reminds me of this;
youtube.com/watch?v=_MbhPWud8kM

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;_;

fucking lol

The time period for this once is between christmas and christmas eve

He's an undertaker that takes it in the ass on a regular basis after screwing one of his mates girls before they were together.

He's far from innocent.

Makes me think of Dethklok.
Have you seen Metalocalypse?
youtube.com/watch?v=y2YnchvlxkM

hahaha

I get a facial soon~?

Those two ended up not getting together and she's with a guy neither of us know.
Also currently unemployed

Eh, I've heard worse.

Nat dont fuck your friends potential girlfriends, its rude.
Also yes~

Watched all the first season and parts of the second!
But I kinda never watched it again cause I only ever watched it at a mates place and had this… busy period where I avoided them all like the plague for a couple months and just couldn't get back into it and up to date after that.
Funnily enough though, the same guy that likes deathklok also showed us crotchduster :P

youtube.com/watch?v=ko4Q0cgo1N8

He dared me too, also we didn't 'fuck', mostly she dripped hot wax on my back
Also yay~

Well there's nothing wrong with that then. What did that user even gain by bringing it up.
#troublemaker

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That's a shame, It's a pretty good show.
Though it does introduce a random strong black independent Mary sue character Near the end of the last season for absolutely no reason who sticks out like a sore thumb whenever she is on screen.
youtube.com/watch?v=LUaWhZXN08g

I don't know

youtube.com/watch?v=CoUuLWLJ-ng

Kek, they're probably going to murder the fuck out of her next season :P

Hey Az, how's you?

Go back to being #superinnocent

not az but close

But I'm not…

Hopefully, that is of course if they actually finally make another season.

youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M

Cant even pretend for me~?

Sorry~

youtube.com/watch?v=R2AhjhYWDUM

Yes are pretty great though.

I have no idea how

yes, yes is

youtube.com/watch?v=Pr70ttkMoHE>>5887366

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God damn Aj is beautiful

youtube.com/watch?v=r-z94RCld34

Is it discord then?

Is she the apple of your eye?
I'll see myself out….
youtube.com/watch?v=9O6e7cgkeqw

was he ever close to Az?

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Kek, nice :P

as far as pone are concerned, yes.

I thought so.
I'm at a loss then.

youtube.com/watch?v=i4FtrKfZ0Lo

forgot song

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Fair enough

youtube.com/watch?v=Pr70ttkMoHE

youtube.com/watch?v=KrZHPOeOxQQ

youtube.com/watch?v=iwDDswGsJ60

youtube.com/watch?v=F1yvQV7J47o

Oh man I love this dire straits!

Haskell programmers are retarded.

Except for the I/O monad
Right. Hitler didn't kill 6 million Jews. He signed some documents, and his officers chose to interpret that as orders to kill them.

Yeah, they are freaking great
youtube.com/watch?v=JU5LMG3WFBw

Sounds frustrating :P

What… the fuck is going on in this thread

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I scrolled through the thread, it was…. disturbing

It so wasn't 6 million, Germany didn't even have that many Jews, the census data for all of Europe in 1916 for Jews was 11 million, and it was 15 million in 1946

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Not much wez

youtube.com/watch?v=ez-znJzqLsc

I always preferred Meatloaf to queen. . . at least that's how I thought of it 10 years ago

Then why is there pictures of a guy with a hot sauce bottle up his ass?

where? i haven't read the thread yet