Official Pony Thread

what do you think would happen if we were all sucked into our monitors and put together in a room?

I would quickly designate one of the corners to myself, noone allowed

nope

I only told my grandpa happy fathers day and helped make some food for him.

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ruby?

I'd curl up in the fetal position, suck on my thumb and play with my iphone.

I would go into Skitty's corner.

You mean my corner.

Ok, I'd let you in on the condition that you join gang, the OPP aka the original pony posters so we can fend off smokey, he's older than us and might pose a serious thread if they were to impose rules on us we did not like

JOIN MY GANG NOW

GET OPP TATOOED ON YOUR FORHEAD ASAP

hi

we gotta fight the system before it's even started

how are you?

I assure you of my leal service.

well enough, just about to go work on my car.
how are you?

i'm good and i'm nice and cool on this hot day

lol

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Well at least that's something

Yes?

RUBY!

opinions on

???

I think this is the collect thing I have ever personally made so far

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ｗｗ２　Allies、United Nations

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earlier you said namesync needs to fix "security shit"

there's nothing to fix, what's happening is that Holla Forums is telling your browser to only allow http cross domain requests from the site itself, you tube and a few other websites, unfortunately namesync.org is not on that list so in order to work around that you need to tell your browser to ignore 8chans instructions,

What, the browser extension that's causing your tabs to drop like that?

is there a way to make the exception specific to Holla Forums instead of just every site?

guess whooo-ooo

I imagine that we have Applejack as the US, Fluttershy as England, and Rarity as France.

I want to hear Rarity singing the Marseillaise

I want to lick Skittyhole.

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A Reece in needs of belly rubs?

This guy's got the right idea.

yuh huh

use a specific browser for your shitposting, portable version of google chrome or firefox.

not many sites actually use this content security policy tbh

I had never heard of it before it was implemented here, not even google, paypal or my bank uses this bullshit

*rubs belly assiduously*

LOL!

It's not a browser extension, it's the result of my shitty programming, I need to constrain the tabs to the top and reduce in size when they over flow the UI header space instead of stacking on one another.

I still can't close tabs because I have no implemented that yet

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new computer is coming on Tuesday!

it's working fine for me, i'm more concerned about the other posters. i don't like telling people to open their browser up like the legs of a whore just to post with us.

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i just realized that the code in the last part of that webm in that random board I opened is actually my code someone reposed

how peculiar

Justin, post butthole.

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accidentally submitted post before I even wrote it

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ANYONE?!?

anyone have any opinions on this? I am rather proud of this project, it looks just like google chrome except I have control over every aspect of it, it is even more private than firefox as this thing literally makes no request to 3rd party websites when you start it unlike a typical browser, it is MY browser.. what should I implement next in this?

Implement pictures of your Justinhole.

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don't you guys fucking get FUCKING TIRED OF THIS FUCKING FUCK BULLSHIT FUCK

No.

Post Skittyhole

Tripdubs has spoken!

A decided negative.

Kill yourself.

This!

I didn't think you were one of the scoundrels responsible for this.

I don't know what to say.

I do not even feel anymore.

I was not responsible, but I will accept the credit.

Yeah, well, I'm still going to prefer Tree Style Tabs on Firefox. Best way to manage 20-50 tabs.

Awesome! Got any plans for it?

Also, brb shower.

I mean responsible for perpetuating this retarded meme.

need a hug?

Luna taking credit for that one. All the best things in thread are Luna.

More like 600-700. Right?

this isn't chrome, this is a program I made that looks like chrome. I can implement tree style tabs if I wanted to. That is actually a good idea.

I was responsible for disseminating it, along with Blewberry and that one user who posts Rarity.

I need skittyhole.

Wait, Rarity is mine! Which user is trying to steal my cool here?

I'm such a Trouble maker.

Where's Smokey?

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Same.

Such is the internet on anonymous imagesboards.

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tfw

What negative comments? We are only eager to see it fully developed, containing images of your ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cry some more drunk bitch.
No one cares about you or your honey pot browser.

Jesus christ, what did you expect.

I didn't even know what the hell I was looking at for one thing.

How's that for constructive criticism?

More skittyhole

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Here's me trying to be helpful.

Present it in a better way.

I still don't like the look of the tabs.

FUCKING NOKO WTF!!

Do it faggot the only way out is posting your Skittyhole.

someone call space-x because my sides are in geostationary orbit

Nice, you look like you're taking a shit.

Ha, too good.

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FUCKING LEL!
this literally made me kek
how's it a honeypot?

I don't know how to further explain it other than that it is a desktop app made to look like chrome, but not actually chrome

I have a bunch of ideas for things that I want to implement in this.

I'm not sure how else to present it.. ideas?

I know where this is going

i'm here

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I might need this for later when my dick is less numb…

It sounds sketchy in your words.

Maybe you need someone to help you present it.

Is it a web browser?

Good.

How's your day been?

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Alright, enough is enough for gods sake.

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how's it sketchy in my words?

yes it is indeed a web browser, it is using chromiums blink rendering engine and googles V8 javascript interpreter, it is chromium without the user interface and all the 3rd party API calls that chromium and other browsers make for auto completion, site suggestions, spell checking and anything else.

I just decided to implement a UI that looked like chromiums for the heck of it, I didn't want to create my own, though, I can if I wanted too but I'm sure it would look better this way. Or maybe I will change how the tabs look to be more square and retro themed.

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Heading off to coffee with my dad. Be back in maybe a couple of hours.

You need to make a website, pay for a domain and put a download link.
Use adds and maybe make a pro version to make your money back/profit.

Because idk who would use it otherwise.

YOU ARE A CINEMA
I COULD WATCH YOU FOREVER
ACTION, THRILLER
I COULD WATCH YOU FOREVEEEEEEEEEER

hi raptor

solong ruby

I think that was wez in the previous thread skittish.

How're you?

I'm leaving for work soon.

I vaguely recall this song.

I have access to file system and can implement a database system like mysql if I want to.

I can implement functionality that lets a user auto post images from a directory in a thread, that's one idea I know people wanted because I have made this before and people wanted my program a lot, though I never posted it or gave it to anyone here.

I have more ideas but talk is cheap

I don't know what you're talking about.

I'm great, just kind of happy about this neato program I made and how it turned out. I really really like it.

and you?

youtube.com/watch?v=kxI2g1I9s5Q

also, I am not making this with the intention to shill it to people.

this is a desktop app I am making for mysefl, not other people. though I am sure someone will want it down the road if I complete it, people always want the programs I make.

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It's all coming back to me.

You come off as slightly arrogant…

Just a vague observation.

So, if you have no intention of ever sharing it with anyone here, why even post about it? That's just bragging.

Cool, whats the program?

G'day, how's it going?

GTFO.
Bitch get drunk and be a Maricón.

Be glad it wasn't the Skrillex version~

Blewby best IRL friend.

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I've created dozens of freeware applications that have thousands of downloads on my mediafire. I know what I am capable of.

If it bothers you that I have confidence in my skill as a creator of things, so be it.

As of the current moment it is a very shitty impersonation of google chrome.

Boy, don't step to me.

Pretty sure that remix is the version I used to listen to.

Then I have succeeded in triggering you.
Have a mashup of it
mediafire.com/download/b2njuy769lem1cj/asfdasdasgdfasdgfsg.ogg

gotta go now guys, have a good one

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cunts…
where else should I post it?

smh tbh fam

baii

It's a mix between two Skrillex tracks I made myself, surprised it detected it at all

ok, just been working on my car. how about you?

I replied to the wrong post, not only that but in the completely wrong window holy shit.

I don't know, I'm just kind of excited about how it turned out. I've made quite a few things but this is one of the things I kind of really liked how it turned out and just wanted to see what people would think.

possible get ideas for what to make the browser do.

I recall there was a thread here on Holla Forums titled "Holla Forums makes their own browser" and it was implemented in java and turned out to be a complete piece of shit browser, maybe I will do that, later post a thread and let users of the site tell me what to make the browser do.

right now it's just a little web browser, I made the UI for it and stuff, it is nothing more but I am kind of proud of how it turned out, it works flawlessly aside from the browsers tabs not correctly positioning themselves when there are too many open

Not a whole lot, just got back from a parade and don't know what else to do. You wanna play some GTA with me?

Going to be listening to this all day now tbh fam.

yeah, just let me finish testing the car. i'll be back in a little bit.

Still no names? At least the one page thing only lasted a day

Alright.

still no names lol

everything!

but gaming to begin with, then hopefully some bigger projects

4shared.com/zip/q_i-TRjwba/asfdasdasgdfasdgfsgogg.html
try now. password is
"F*9h"B(2f*(Bf2wfsghg45

What?

If anyone gets a virus I will kill you.

Please dont

where the fuck do you live? india?

Don't fuck with the equine army.

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what the hell

FUCKING SJWS
just tell me where to upload damnit

anonfiles.com/

puush

mediafire/megaupload/shove a cucumber up your ass.

expirebox.com/

is another

what happened to all the infothreads on Holla Forums?

wtf is wrong with people

They died when the cancer arrived.

I seriously can't believe people still use push lol

i wish i knew man
i loved those
even infothread.org is pretty much dead

;____________;

that site isn't loading for me

are you sure that is the correct domain name and extension>?

i still use it because i'm too lazy to switch
aside from that one incident there hasn't been any other issues
and one single incident is too anecdotal to account for anything, imo

there almost nothing worth saving in there.
but at least I can confirm skitty is a huge faggot.

Lmfao tbqh with you famicom

ya i'm 100% sure that's it
i checked it myself and it's down
figures, it hasn't been updated in years
the little site favicon is still the same though, despite it giving a blank page

Yes because obviously a closed source russian webservice that requires you to use a desktop executable binary with no auto update configuration under user control is presented is definitely not a shady thing. It's deffo not shady that they don't push adds anywhere, it's deffo not shady that someone somehow found the VPS used for the updating, found a backdoor into the system and created their own version of push that grabbed personal information from your browsers sqlite databases, it's deffo not fucking shady that someon did all of this with absolutely no inside knowledge on how the puush backend system was implemented and worked, they did this all from the outside!

LMFAO

suggest an alternative with the exact same functionality
specifically the ability to upload any file via the context menu
then i might switch
until then, laziness will prevail

I hope they use my accounts to make something interesting happen.

the creator of push obvious built up a large pool of users and exploited this to collect massive amounts of private data to sell on tor for a good price and people still think it's not shady lol

How much would you pay for my private data?

share-x, it's exactly what I use. It's open source, configurable in almost every way and doesn't silently update behind your back.

though, it's initial complexity of configuration for uploading actions and the likes may be quite intimidating.

Yeah fuck this I can't be bothered anymore

I would pay to keep it away from me in all honest. I'm not very interested in bread peoples private information. It feels cringe worthy just thinking about it when there are so many better options.

Naaah, bitch you are just a drunk faggot that wants to get out of your misery, by programming shady software fuck off faggot.

I'd give you a nickel to tickle my pickle.

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That's right ;-;

Let's start the bidding at $100.

5000$!!!

I prefer to use commercial browsers, instead of some shady ones programmed by some losers, that cant get a real job, in the software developing arena.

Going one, twice… Sold!

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WAS JUST KIDDING!

Congrats, you are officially retarded.

No refunds.

the reason you get that message is because people use the site to upload maleware and then spam their download links to places, the browser when downloading files typically hash checks your file and submits that link to mozilla along with a hash, then later queries the hash to antivirus vendors to check whether that file was malicious, once the file is detected as malicious, the domain name receives a strike, people continually use that service to share maleware so that link ends up getting multiple strikes and then jumps the threshold where mozilla outright blocks the user from receiving anything from it in anticipation that you are not too knowledgeable of what you are doing on the domain. this successfully prevents normies from getting internet STDs, though, you can bypass that easily if you know what you are doing.

Retarded is a mean word arschloch.

Maleware? Sounds gay.

lmao this guy is mad

first off nobody's trying to get you to use my browser you dumbass
second off you are actually retarded and misconstruing things just so you can say that little negative jem you posted things

the cringe is real!

-things
+there

All right, I download your shitty screen capture program instead.

I'm not changing my passwords, though.
They can have them.

it's really great, allows you to super quickly make webm's like the ones I post frequently.

what you want to do though is prevent it from auto uplaodig your screen caps to imgur. I don't like that and only choose for it to do it by using the UI and manually selecting upload on the image

FUCK

Mediafire.

r u srsly using windows xp with the silver theme?

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Just because you can't get a job developing free software with Red Hat or a god tier company ;^)

OH MY GOD MY SIDES

I luv u user

This was off by default.

What did he mean by this

it wasn't when I first installed it ages ago.

I don't know what I meant anymore.

Heck even Microsoft develops free software now. You're essentially calling them poorfag basement dwellers too

Let's forget this topic even happened and return to usual teasing/ERP

this is especially funny to me because that is in fact what I do, I automate the process of dataming, right now I have several VPS watching several sites for absolutely every action that happens to them and logging every event. Though, that is not free software.

NO FUCK YOU

I WANT TO MAKE WEBMS

user is just mad at me and wants to come up with whatever they can to pathetically insult me as a response to their own inner deep rooted anger over what I told them.

Responses like these only further excite my erection because they let me know what I said has indeed effectively succeeded in angering making them so butt mad :3

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Reported.

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How dare you.

I don't even care, as long as my computer lets me shit post, play games and show me porn, I'm good with it.
All this Marxist bullshit about tech giants being evil, you must support FOSS developers, bothers the crap out of me.
Not to mention that they snoop into your private life.

You are not even relevant to me, you are just a drunk spic, that represses his homosexuality, I'm not even mad, I'm just pestering you because I have nothing else to do.

How dare you.

Nowhere in the licenses does it say that you have to support the developers or not donating is evil. It's your copy and no one can tell you what to do with it.

Downright heretical.

Its too hot.

Also, names where?

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hello socks
names are kill
namesync still works but you have to disable a thing to make it work but i can't recall what
have a song

I give up.

does the baby need a hug? dawww xD
drunk drunk drunk spic spic spic!

Yes. This is a splendid way to means of making yourself feel better about that vast desiccated, barren waste land on your shoulders. to delude yourself that the opponent is nothing more than an inferior individual with narcotic addiction issues. it's definitely not you who is the underwhelming untermensch.

Kill you, I'm going to tackle you to the ground, smash your head into it and start digging in your throat with my finger nails.

How did you know that I'm socks, huh?
Perhaps I could be.. noko or maybe lunanon!
You dunno!

Hrmm, good to know.

:DD
Fun song!

Dude, that's hot

literally noone on this website ever uses that flag

Because only a dumbass like you would use "Kawaii".

TOP KEK

literally no one else regularly uses that flag
i thought you might like it, being a fellow sheepy fan

How do you set flags?

I know.
But it's sickening that you find such tings hot.
FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Maybe I'm just real good at impasta-ering socks!

Oh shush.
Half of the time, I forget that I have it on.

Someone could!
Thanks for the song, though.

nah

Whatever you say~

v rude ;~;

Socks pls, knee high socks are overrated.

Heh

I put the ape in rape and the G in gape.

Yes. I am quite the rude person. This is o secret mister socks!

I get complaints about this trait of mine in the real world quite often so I am very aware of it.

no*

You are a terrible person.

I love that so much.

Vewy wude, bwo.

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Well done drunkfag.

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;~;
Tewwible!

Thank you.

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CANADA IS GROSS

The fuck did you just say?

What seems to be the matter?

Have you reached the ends of your capacity to further elaborate on your superiority?

Are you done fooling yourself?

Has is finally dawned on you that you are nothing more than a peeved anonymuncule in mental distress?

You are an inchoate flummoxed lummox, it's so very cute.

Lies, Canada isn't bad and that's from all the research i've done on the place.

CANADA IS NO
USA IS BES

What sort of research havya conducted, you filthy canada sympathizer

Canada isn't a bad place, the weather is great, political system is trash though and only suitable for cucks.

Found the trump supporter.

Canadians are essentially abominable ice cucks of the north.

Yes, I am a trump supporter. Bravo.

I'LL GO TO ALBANY AND BEAT YOUR SORRY ASS BACK TO CANADA!

This is true.

Reminder that Hillary is still leading in the polls.

Jokes on you, I'm into that ,':^)

It has more murderers, and maple syrup.

Politics is a joke anyways, couldn't be worst then some other countries.

Trump 2016.

WITH A WRENCH!

ENJOY THAT BROKEN LEG AND ARMS!

But my home state and its sister state is known for its maple syrup!

Is there any?
I'm just pestering you.
Well, not being an alcoholic is a huge + aside from that I wasn’t preaching on any superiority.
I'm kind of getting bored.
Did you suddenly forget where you are posting? Go back to reddit where you and your faggy friends from the bread, can attention whore and namefag all day long.

Poor baby need a hug?

Oh yes, I've been a very very naughty boy
Please punish me~

But which one was the superior file sharing site?

ALL THE WHILE MAKING YOU LISTEN TO SLIPKNOT!

PLS NO

The way you keep calling me an alcoholic is interesting. I take it you never drink do you? It's probably why you keep using that word and I don't think you know what it means.

Queers.

n-nou?

this thread lacks diapers

Do yourself a favour Kys

pls don't

Do you have a job?

This nigger turned so quickly.

ON REPEAT!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Canada.

S- stop projecting, waffle drinker!

You've been a bad boy and you must be punished

holy kek

O LAWD PLS NO

But no.

Uh…
Quit it
I'm not projecting

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How is that a bad thing?

AND AFTER THAT, I'll head back to Canada and continue shitposting.

For realz though, how have you been?

You keep this up I might have to come pee on your sock collection.

But Canada.

Dude…weed…LMAO….

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Jesus that is impossible to read

can't wait until 2017

What petty, immature humor.
*farts*

You are the part of the world wide pest that has no value for humanity, alcoholics and drugs addicts are a dead weight, for development and progress.
Never, I was well educated.
Yeah because you know better because you say so.

Aaaaaaahhhhhh yyyeeeeesssss.

You know you like le weed man.

Funposting*

Uh, been working at some Mexican restaurant almost daily.
Was at my friend's 21st birthday party yesterday, it was pretty fun.

pic related, my gift to him.

P-pls?

I mean uh
Pls no!!

No thoooo

Sorry..

For example, i'm an alcoholic.
My activities are limited when I'm not drinking.

Yes.

I'm going to sneak into Canada and become the prime minister and take over the world.
Soon you will see the red maple leaf everywhere!!

Then I'm going to make you wear one.

You wouldn't!

Wose pls ;~;

Nice.

:D
I think so

Yes please?

i'm back

I have drank once socially with friends this past month, according to you and my mother I am an alcoholic now. Splendid.

You also keep crying about how I don't have a job, why does that matter to you so much? That I do not sell my life by the hour. For someone like me to get a job would be rather out of place. There is no need for me to work so I do not picture this happening in the near future.

SO UH HOW'S THE WEATHER OVER THERE?

Prepare yourself my friend.

Hello, how did the car run?

welcome back

Cuck Fanada!

i think it needs a new fan clutch.
the old one got a plastic bag wrapped around it, and the bearings are probably shot.

thanks

I'll give you 40 ounces of something else bby~

Cold. I wish it would rain. Some showers would be golden.

This is everywhere else soon.

I'd say get new one if those bearings are fucked.

I can make that happen for you

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Like apple cider?
I love that stuff :D
Fresh cider from the local orchard is best
Every child loves that stuff

SO UHH
IT'S REAL HOT OVER HERE

Pls stahp this madness

it's not spinning freely like they do when the fan clutch dies, but it's making the same high RPM fan noise.

Well, it never hurts to have one in case the thing does die.

Only if you beat me into submission first.

Outing mommy's issues you just keep giving.

Developing free shady software won’t make you rich, any time soon, unless you data mine your user base.

It doesn't I'm just fucking with you.

Drunk Autistic spic, do yourself a favour and blow you brains out.

Good luck with that attitude.
kek.

You started it, now imagine, any day now this could be a reality.

Nice

Destroyed.

I CANT HANDLE THIS STRESS

Hey look, a liwu

they're pretty expensive. i'm not buying one unless i have to.

Part of the package! Free of charge, only for you

cute

Uhhh, yeah. Cider. why not

Get ready for it, the equine army is preparing is ready to move out this very day.

Well it is your money after all so do as you please.

You ready yet?

Why not?
Cause cider is literally best apple product!

Pretty pls no?

Wolfie!

Oh God, it's been so long.

It's a woof!
Quick, nab it before it runs away!

I'd nab you before you run away, you little bitch.

Give me a massage and i'll think about it.

I carry most of my stress in my penis.

You are absolutely right.
You are absolutely wrong.

Good luck with what? You think I'm trying to get rich out of developing "shady software"? This is just a hobby for me? Why are u so mad tho? I don't need to go flip burgers at McDonalds with you because my family is already wealthy. I get to spend my time the way I want to spend it. Give me your address and I will be there ASAP so you can tell me about the burgers and show me your dictionary.

I wouldn't if I were you. She bites.

KEK

Not for much longer~ Where you from anyway?

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1) Not lil
2) Not bitch
3) Come at me

A foot massage?
:D

How hard?

Well, it certainly isn't the iPhone :^)

Alright, sure, we can start with the feet.

:^)
For real though, Apple cider is the nectar of the gods, and not that alcoholic bs

I'll swim across lake ontario just to avoid customs to beat your ass and swim back.

Oh, uhh. All over, really. I've been in almost every state, really. Sorry, I thought you were someone else.

You. How are you?

She will tear your arms off.

yeah, i'm getting on now.

Do it punk
You wont

Hrm..
I'll give you a nickle if you nab her for me

You're right, I won't because you would win even if I did swim across and beat you up till you see stars as le weed man said.

I am doing okay. I need to attend an event in a few hours, so I am just dawdling and enjoying some Justinposting until then. How is [INSERT YOUR REAL NAME HERE]?

There's no need to appologize!

Yeah, i buy the local stuff from some guy. Really good shit.

Oh goodie.

Wait what.
Who's le weed man?!

The best
non pasteurized is bester

Fraid not.

Getting better.

Oh, okay… Sorry.

In fact, i'll go pour a glass right now.

Our lord and savoir, Justin Trudeau.

Well for a Trump supporter, you have quite opposite mind set, Trump supporters want to project to the public.

You sound, like a lazy socialist parasite that lives off the wealth of others.
Cultivating your own success is key for a meaningful development, but you obviously are nothing more than a maggot, that won’t understand a concept like that.

Did you at least go to college to learn about it?

There are other options of real hard work that pay well.

Your sorries only make my penis harder.

How about..
A hug?

Good man

Why is he weed now

He's legalizing weed next year.

Whoa, Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Like I say so.

Wait really?
That's cool

Pics or it didn't happen?

No.

If you were looking to trigger me, congratulations. you have succeeded.

TWO hugs?

Aaaaahhhhh yyyyyeeeeeessssss…..

Did Vic tell you about his story in which he encountered a weirdo after work?

Join me for a glass

Do i look like i'm about to go posting penises online?

Please do.

I have a new iphone and I'm not afraid to post my dick everywhere!

Smoke weed every day.

Please!
It's been too long since I last had some good cider.

Might send a picture to mother.

Dr.Dre is god now.

Did I? Oh I'm such a baddie.
Sorry darling, but you missed the other 90% of my post, but even if you don’t answer it, I don’t really care, wasting my time with an autistic drunk socialist parasite spic isn’t worth it.

You're heading in the opposite direction. Go down a bit.

He did. It's cool I guess. I'm a little worried that he was so willing to hop in a stranger's car though.

You don't have a look, user.

Just pop on over to Yurop! I'm buying the first round.

THAT IS WHAT I SAID TOO

Request denied.

I do have a look. It's very looky.

Not snoop li- dogg?

-1 hugs?

Who the hell calls him Vic?!
Vince or bust.

But yurop is so far away!

Please?

Just 1 picture of your penis?

That's why human trafficking is still a thing. And he's too pretty to end up some Muslim's play thing.

Show me.

Perfect. I owe you one.

It's worth it! I'll throw in free buttsecs.

I'd have to get up and take a picture, though. That sounds like work.

No penises of mine on the internet. Maybe in private.

When can I redeem this hug?

This reminds me of when I was lil, I thought secks just to be a 'special hug'

I'm no 2 bit whore!

Idaho.

Probably never. I've never been good at paying people back.

Maybe he has a father who has a particular set of skills.

You're not getting paid for it, it's free. Duh.

Snoop dogg is second coming of jesus.

What does Idaho have to do with anything?

I'm afraid I don't know what you mean.

You asked me where I'm from earlier.

But I want a hug..

You wanna cider me up, then secks me!
That's worse!

Tell me something I don't know.

Ok, how can I see your penis in private?

I didn't respond because you called me a socialist parasite. You obviously have no idea what socialism is. You sound more like you really don't know how to argue, but you really want to do it so you're going to throw whatever comes to mind in my direction. This is your train of thought right now and it's obviously headed towards a very silly town called nonsense.

Oh, I will show you later, if I remember.

That's practically on the other side of the planet. Shame

You take me out to a dinner and movies, and we see how things go from there :^)

Do you like intense anal?

I mean, i never specified whose butt. But at least we know your preferences now c:

What kind of a question is that?

Damnit.

A good one if the answer is yes.

Your ass or mine?

Too bad.

If you wanna. I'm not sure I wanna know if he hasn't already told me.

Straya is it?

Sooo, when's your flight here? c:

Pwetty pwetty please?

Europe.

It was just a Taken reference.

Both.

Eh, we'll go with yes on both counts. What's the worst that could happen?

Eww, a dirty European.

… Never seen it. Sorry.

At least i can quote a post properly.

I might pound your hiny too hard, but just say our safe word and it'll be alright.

a little slow, brains lika potato staight outta idaho, im from ohio, im kinda high yo~

I'm an amewican tho!!

Triggered much?

Of course you obviously know better, (not) but I will take it with a grain of salt, coming from an autistic drunk spic that has no job.

The not an Argument thingy, are you a Stefanie Monlyneux cultist?

For the 5 time I'm just fucking with you.
I have no interest in making this a meaningful conversation, for bettering your life, of motivating you into achieving something in life, I don’t even know who you are, I don’t care about you, you are pretty much worthless to me as far as I'm aware.

No such thing.

I bet we can reach a new limit.
I can have you feeling your prostate under attack from my long hard cock.

I can pound it real hard.

I have effectively killed the blewberrys meme.

#winning

In my defense, I can barely see my screen. Cause the sun.

Not any more ya degenerate. You've been demoted. Go see a dentist or something.

Your murder will no longer be swift. You little shit, I bet you don't even lift.

P E R V

I don't know. With how much you need to point out characteristics of your dick, i think you're all talk, no bang.

Shitty excuse, we all know you're hiding in a basement!

I could always post a picture.

Shhh, bby it's ok

I'm a MAN
Not a bb

You don't know me!

This is funny coming from the person writing textwalls alluding to how they are vastly superior to others around them. Your mental gymnastic are impressive.

I take autistic as a compliment.

Shh, MAN it's ok

Don't see anyone stopping you

I've been watching you, from the treeline. I know you okay.

:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
pls tho??
I'll do anything, ANYTHING
I'll even uh..
Willingly get an injection
:x

:D
Much better!

u found my fetish

I have to get hard for you to truly appreciate.

An injection of dick, to clarify

See, we're getting along already!

Come say hi. I don't bite very often

No!

What's that? I missed it.

There aren't actually grown ass adult men who want to ban "assault" weapons right?

you said you want to hurt me.

Just Hilary.

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perv

…
weirdo

DDD:
I wanna be an amewican tho

It's like you're not even trying to make this work

Which one of the three is you?

You forget which board you're on

You're fucking weird, skitts.

The only blond one there. The only one who isn't visibly native.

You're visibly naive, though. Does that count?

slash bee?

And you're complaining about weirdos!

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forgot pic

Oh uh…
UH…

It’s nothing really.

Comparting you to a maggot was unfair to the maggots.
The other guys around, well there is that guy that has a diaper fetish, I don’t know about them, I would like to think that they are productive individuals, unlike you.

wew I’m not surprised of you being a spic Trump supporter.

Yes.

Uhh, I mean, in a good way? You fuckin weirdo.

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Alright, i'm sold. I'll visit you in your bedroom at 3 am

Tongues belong inside the mouth
Quit it

The more you post at me the more it feel like you're parroting your mothers lectures for me.

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Quitit

Wut?

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I am e-seeing someone though. I ain't no cheater!

I think I zoomed in a little too much lol

Mommy Issues strikes again.
stop outing them.
don't you have dignity left?

Yep, that is a penis. Also, Eww, circumcised. The jews got you, huh?

Nice tripple dubs. And don't worry, i'm just there to say hi.

EYE LICKING IS INFINITY GROSS

Kosher seal of approval.
Fucking gross.

OK. My room is a fuckin mess though.

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You like uncircumcised?

I was actually born Christian.

Doubble tripple dubs! ill help you clean it

Yeah!
I do.

Your just gonna keep throwing every middle school insult in your expired joke book aren't you.

I really feel like you're 15yo or something, not sure. gonna have to find you, cut you open and count the rings.

Don't you fuckin dare. I got it.

Ew
Also, girls have cooties, and cooties are gross, therefore girls are gross

I'm European, land of the proper dicks. The only ones that cut them are murricans and Jews.

You have untill 3 am

Maybe you can just fuck me, you don't have to suck my dick…

Well aren't you smug?

Cool, I'll start at 2:30!

That's gay.

It's a shame that merica loves cutting dicks.

I'm not smug. I'm just saying, they mutilated your dick without your consent. That's a horrible thing to do to someone.

Incredibly.

Have some princess to set you straight

Yeah, barbarians.

Are you Blewberry?

I would, you just got me horny and I kinda got distracted from skitty, I just think uncircumcised dicks look gross, but they are actually more hygienic, I have to admit that, Damn I just cant stop thinking about dicks ATM.
I was somewhat busy studding something.

You're in luck, my dick is whole!

It's too late.
I'm too deep into the homosexual.

I know!
A damn shame

I hardly consider my dick mutilated, you asshole.

It's okay to think about dicks, wtf.

Rose actually. Who are you?

You really do need a distraction from making yourself look like an idiot.

or exposing the fact you are an idiot

I can still save you, damn it! Throwing my best at you

There's no use trying.

REKT

Well, it still is. You realize foreskin has a lot of the pleasure nerves in it? They ruined your dick, don't be proud about it. Be angry!

I'm the guy in the treeline. I told you!

Is yours still intact, at least?

But I think my dick is handsome.

That's some information that I don't really plan on releasing.

Gaaaaaayyyyy

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Right… What treeline? I'm in between two houses with fences higher than they have at the border to either side.

Some of it has to work, damn it!

Do you have more pics?
do you have any pics of your cum?

Not really, I'm a degenerate in that context, but I like it.
kek

Lucky for you I just got horny.

why does he enjoy the crying booger spitting naked baby so much?

my weak spot.

I thought this was 2016.

What's done is done, user. And for what it's worth, your dick is handsome

Cut then. RIP

Behind your house, over the road

Yes and yes. You're getting none of those, though

Ruby?

N o p

Rude dude.
Anyways, half of those hours is me just leaving the game running when I go do stuff.

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Scotch? is that you?

A quarter mile off? The ones over East are closer.

That is still very impressive, though I feel that you are not being honest.

It's a fun game. Graphical roguelike with some inspiration from various Nintendo shit.

*wiggles bottom at you*

I have binoculars. And good eyesight. You ask too many questions, you know? You're making this stalking weird for me.

F to pay respects to the fallen cummerade.

I actually am.

WHY!
COME ON!

WHy thank you…

I yam, I tend to forget about it even when Im on the computer.

Fuggin' hell, neither yes nor no doesnt mean yes

You want some tips? I've stalked a few in my time.

Nope.

If it's any consolation, i'm supposedly the worse of the worst.

One option is the better one to have, since you don't opt for that, it must be the other. Shame though

Sure, we'll talk when i come over. 3 am!

The sky is blue.

Do you have a name you go by here? Or are you usually an user?

another great one for the documentary

Which one then? I like the rarity posts, but i don't think i've seen you before in the thread this week.

Quit being dumb.

No
Way

I like being dumb!

No dick posting on the internet. It's them rules!

I'm going to be very disappointed if this is a joke.

lol

You horrible, horrible man.

Suit yourself.

butts are neat

Damn, i told you i'm from Europe :| Sorry bud. Maybe once i visit the US?

c:

Do these work? Still feeling gay?

I'll be good. I wouldn't mind having you on steam though.

You monster!
fuck you!
First tease me and then you deny your dick pics, how dare you!
I just lost my train of thought with skitty and I just don't know what to say to him, other than show me you dick PLEASE!

I hate Name fagging, but I have been lurking this place, for a few months.

Uhmm lets just keep it at user.

She looks pretty, not hawt or nothing

I want to study you. Observe you like Isaac Newton observed the apple that hit him on the head.

I'll add ya. What's your name?

Oy, wrong user. I denied you the dick, not that guy

Well, they're not supposed to look hawt. I don't post porn in threads, under any conditions.

Alright then. Come by tommorow again, i like you!

Ayy, that makes the two of us!

steamcommunity.com/id/colonel-pussyfoot

You keep mentioning me.

Holy butts, that's your steam ID?
I'm dying.

I just fucking love you dummy.

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Everything I wanted was taken…

Let me figure out how i can add you without having to login on the webpage. Takes too much effort for that

But we need something to call you, Mr. Homosexual Rarity poster…

Then observe me in my raw form. No censoring pony butt. Behold!

Yep! Anyways, how goes? Have you talked to your dad at all today?

Same, so I just settled with what I have now.

Have one extra, for the trips.

:DD

Dude, I posted a dick pic.
No need to get so horrocore on my ass.

That is even more offensive than your racially charged spasm of frustration you were just shooting at me.

It's a lot of effort either way

No kidding. Had to use the webpage, in the end

Rose, is that you?
How ya doing, buddy?

Really?
why is that?
come on it's 2016.
jk I'm intrigued by what you said.

Yeah we all saw it it was grossly delicious.

Uhmmmm… Show it please.

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Accepted.

One of many.
Getting better. How are you?

What… my ass?
Are you ready for that?

Go ahead Macho man.

Doing pretty well. Spent some time hanging out with my dad today, now just chilling out in my bedroom. Strangely enough, got to bed at a reasonable hour despite pushing my sleep schedule to an unreasonable one.

Hey Mr. lala homo man, are you a top, bottom, or switch?

Heheh, lucky. Mine is completely destroyed.

it's kinda hard getting a good angle.

Lol take that, I just mooned all of you.
Forgot to spoiler.

I envy you. It's almost 3 am and i still am not close to going to bed. Why do you guys do this to me?

Your butt rotates when expanded. Also, it's shaved

While, I do shave, I don't grow any hair on my buttocks.

goddamn the lack of names bothers me. but at least i can still recognize Wuby!

hug

Gz. Anything below waistline will grow hair like crazy for me. But i still can't grow a fucking beautiful full beard.

Hai!

If my partner asks me to top I do it.

I fucking love it taking it up the ass.
cumming with out touching me its like heavens glory.

That's rather odd.
I can grow facial hair, but not ass cheek hair.

less questions pls

Wanna switch halves?

silence nerd!

Wanna switch halves?>>5885733

NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Silence isnt a nerd.

*hugsu*

So… flexible bottom, I'd take it?

I suck at quoting

Beeps

Aka, I want to die

is too!

hows a wuby?

blewberries identity crisis is real

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Of course it's Blewbie. You're the only one who constantly posts filthy mud pones… and occasionally chickun, who is of pegasus master race.

AT LEAST I HAVE AN IDENTITY STILL! YOU'RE JUST A BLANK POST!!!

AND YOURE A FUCKING CAT!

Not tho

I loved that part.

I'M A CAT AND YOU'RE A PUSSY.

i dont post mud ponies. i post mud-butt ponies. big difference. besides the actual blewberry pony has wings.

What's wrong with earth ponies you fucking waffle drinker?!

You are suddenly transformed into cloudkicker, an actual real life cartoon pastel pony in the human world.

What do you do?

things to note

… is that like, a serious question or what?

You ain't got shit against master race ponies.

The expression on the small white horses face while it laughs is very telling of how socially autistic the average diaperfag is.

You mean this one, right?

This one. Without these horses who would grow all the food?

damn your trips, earthpony!

…. and?

Nothing more. I just enjoy psychoanalyzing pony pictures on the internet.

Mexicans. Like skitty!

They're great.

I'm basically a full blood Mexican!

Not if Trump has anything to say about it!

can you tell me what this one means?

kill your shelf wezdor

You and skitty can be friends forever!

Skitty pls

When I see strange things like that I typically assume the creator of the material is either trolling or are themselves a conglomeration of utter horrors.

The picture (if someone actually gets off to that) tells me the subject is possible obese, has exceptionally low standards, has no problem copulating with other species, they are probably black too, I have noticed that the people responsible for this grotesque artistic theme tend to be black obese undisciplined women.

Si.

hahaha what the fruck? you drunk or something? niggers dont know how to draw, much less draw clop. this is the only art made by a nigger.

Have this glorious webm i made of skitty's voice

Nothing is wrong with Earth Ponies. Everything is wrong with Applejack.

Become a TV celebrity.

The government can't make famous people disappear that easily, and chances are they just want to study me, so if I toss them a blood sample and let them take an X Ray, that should appease them.

My current occupation plans are basically going down the drain, so I'm going to need a new career, and a talking pony talk show host sounds like easy work with good pay.

As for people trying to rape me, well, it shouldn't be difficult to either hire a security guard or else make a weapon that can be wielded by a pony.

whats wrong Ruby? I thought you were goping to be an awesome code ninja

If I were turned into a pony, I would have no fingers with which to type up code.

Hahaha! 10/10 quality.

Like what?

you could make a pony friendly keyboard

Glad you like it! Took Way too long to make, since Skitty wouldn't cooperate

skitty never cooperates. every time i try to touch the skitty hole he pepper sprays me and pulls his pants back up. = (

Gee, I wonder why that is.

If you lurked other threads apart from this one more than you'd realize that when someone who is responsible for this grotesque art is doxed, it is usually a black fat person. I say this because I have seen it a few times.

So no, alcohol is not responsible for your lack of information.

Skitty needs to lighten up.

And what happened to horny Rarity poster? He just vanished.

I look the diaper pony and diaperfur and gfur threads, so theres that.

I refuse to believe that niggers produce something, even if that product is deviant fetish pron.

I prescribe helium.

Think he had someplace he was going.

Kek

well I'd say you are champion of olympics in mental gymnastics so I have faith you will refuse reality.

I would be prepared to blame Jews though if that helps

oy vey this goy is rogue

I want the other two

I motorboated my grandmothers greasy butthole for 3 hours today

identity crisis

It's close to 4 am. I'm off to bed

Goodnight inferior non-Luna posters!

Goodnight wezdor.

i cant seem to find them

this is a true statement by me.

Sleep tight.

probably because it's a djpone3 pun

Tighter than your ass

lol

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I am probably a butt Virgin thank you. I'm saving myself for marriage.

That's what all virgins say.

ISHYGDDT

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yay I figured out how to mark myself

And the man who owns my ass is a long plane ride away.

Or maybe I should get a plane ride down there and savagely beat your ass until you like it.

i feel so much better now

The thing here is, just listen carefully.
You need to spit on your hand and shove a finger or two up there every once in awhile.

That's gay though.

Oh come on skitty.
why do you feel offended? by a tiny gay joke.

Yeah but only if partner requests it.

had to go mom arrived with some presents and I couldn't masturbate.
Life is so unfair.

Feel your warm contracting insides and have yourself an anal orgasm.
Shoot your load far, have someone suck you off until you cum again.

I'll volunteer.

You'' love my grandmothers cooking.

to

I'm not actually offended, especially not by some rampant homosexual pretending to be a a cartoon character on the internet.

My body is ready.

Good day there!

Fair enough. Personally, I'm a bi switch. I'd rather not deny myself of life's pleasures.

Head back to your room when you're done with the present stuff, fap again.

As is mine, let us embrace.

I have a variable of type object in javascript with many keys using unix epoch time stamps holding references to html elements

when I use:
delete obj[ID]

this does not seem to work and leave everything intact

wtf is going on

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Okay?

I'd love some authentic Mexican cuisine.

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Can I lick everyone?

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So if someone in public or a friend of yours IRL, makes that tiny gay joke, you would feel offended?

I thought Trump supporters as Alphas that didn't get offended at all.
Jk, they are a bunch of triggered idiots, just like the SJW's they hate so much.

I still get boners for girls and I even watch straight porn, from time to time, but it’s I don’t know, girls are too difficult, in comparison to guys.

Just did that, (get into my room) but I have to keep studding and watching porn and fapping takes easily 30 minutes of my life time.

Awww, I want my best friend to fuck me, but he is straight as an arrow, I couldn’t get him to fuck me, when he was drunk.

Ew Darling you have to wash your tongue.

why does your tongue look like cauliflower?

did you even bother reading the text you quoted?

You might wanna start brushing your tongue.

Sure skitty loves it.

You don't like hot, dirty head?

Fuck you.

Oh cmon!!!

Pardon me darling.

If you get me Horny enough I would.

I wouldn't even let you lick my ass with that dirty slab of meat. Now get the fuck out of here, and brush your damn tongue.

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wow rude

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