Idea for a jewish operating system:

idea for a jewish operating system:

Hanukkah OS: stock ubuntu (with some theme changes) and with a script that refuses to boot on sundays (the sabbath).

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Open_Source_Judaism
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shabbat
aa.usno.navy.mil/faq/docs/RST_defs.php
ubuntuce.com/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Template:Calendars
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Im pretty sure the sabbath is Friday or Saturday brah

sorry im not a fucking JEW

There already is a Jewish operating system. It's called Windows.

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...or why not Jewbubtu you uncreative fuck?!

Fuck I meant Jewbuntu

And there's no rule against the computer functioning on its own, only against Jews interacting with it

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Steingold is truly one of God's chosen and a hardcore one judging from his personal page.
The operating system of G-d should be developed from scratch on top of CLISP, rather than the disgusting C language of the goyim.

Yeah it's Saturday for Jews. Also in Jewbuntu the Amazon spyware is back on by default and everything is gold.

Is TempleOS not good enough for G-d's chosen?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Open_Source_Judaism

i think the os should remind everyone of the 6 million at every boot

maybe even have popups every couple minutes to remind everyone of the 6 million that died in the lolocaust

It should also determine the users approximate location (either through user-input at installation, timezone, IP, GPS coords, or any other means I'm forgetting), look up local synagogues, Jewish-owned businesses, charities/organizations/activists that combat antisemitism, or any other person or group deemed favorable to Judaism. Every time it reminds the user about the 6 trillion, it would select one of these at random, and suggest that the user provide a small donation to them. Each time the user refuses to donate, the popups would become more and more frequent and would request progressively larger donations until the system was completely unusable, with the only way to reset the timer to its initial state being to provide a generous donation.

Providing a donation would only reset the timer, of course, and wouldn't impact how great of a donation it requests; that will only get larger no matter what the user does.

Instead of the old RAM check it counts to 6,000,000

Why the fuck do kikes have to fucking subvert everything like little cancer tumors?

There are Christians in the FOSS community too, but you don't fucking see them starting a Christian FOSS movement

No usernames. Only uids; that you have to tattoo on your arm to log in with using a modified kind of facial recognition software.

Have you read that link? It's mostly just stuff that's directly tied to Judaism. There are also Christian open projects if you look for them.

For example I have an iCal subscription to an Orthodox Church calendar (it differs from the calendar used by other churches). Christians just don't run around announcing it everywhere.

It's Friday at roughly sundown until Saturday at roughly sundown.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shabbat

Obviously we need a systemd-shabbatd

It should use coordinates, and failing that contact Google to triangulate the user using Wi-Fi access point names near you, to automatically shutdown the computer Sun is 1 degree geometically above the horizon, and refuse to boot until Saturday when the Sun is 6 degrees below the horizon (in civil twilight.)
aa.usno.navy.mil/faq/docs/RST_defs.php

An annual payment should be required to enable the feature to automatically save your work.

Shalom.

Should be quite a compact install, all it needs is a profit/loss spreadsheet...

What about the JIDF tool that alerts you whenever someone talks shit about Israel?

Oy! Jewish comedy plugin required.

ubuntuce.com/

There's also an Ubuntu Satan edition, but I can't tell the difference.

This.

The Operating System of the Jew.

remember to change Unix time with the Hebrew calendar
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Template:Calendars


some protestant christians also swap sunday for saturday, because technically speaking that's what the bible says and the sunday thing is just oral tradition