:( Pls help

so I have this uncle that I hate yet lately I have been feeling… weird for him. He is lazy and a dickhead yet I really want him to do me soooo bad. He is chubby (im too, much less tho). He took his shirt off near me and I just want to suck him off soooo bad. What to do?

use a rubber

faggot

drop things around him and bend over in his direction to pick them up each time

subtle or clumsy

overtly sexual. wiggle your hips

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You heard me you slut, now do it and post pics

prove you're a girl I don't support faggotry

by posting tits?

Indeed. With time stamp

am I qt guise?

he is t the op. I am.

Ughhhh do I want to lick every inch of him. I am afrid to wiggle my hips :(. God damn it. BTW I AM A FAGGOT NOT A GIRL.

Then post pics you big gay faggot
I've already got my dick out, keep going

EEWWWW FUCKING SICK. I am not like that. I am a faggot, but that's overfaggotry.

I allow it

Seriously cant post pics. for… reasons ;).

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If you don't even want to post pics why do you think he will be interested in you. We just trying to help. Help us help you.

I cant. i do want but i cant :(

Then just kill yourself, that'll solve everybody's problems

No honey, you can do what ever you want. Believe in yourself!

Don't be a little scaredy-cat we got you, bro!

Thanks :3. I just want him sooo bad.

And we want you so bad. plz wiggle your ham sandwich for us.

Cant ;( I WONT commit ADULTery
. he who understands, understands.

It's not adultery we just ask to show us your dance moves.

Y U dont understand……..

btw too bored to put something on sooo

wiggle wiggle just a itlle bittle

are you bored or are you boring?

Samefagging is boring

I'm having a conversation, how am I samefagging?

Sry I type faster…

Look if you want an engine tuning you at least show the mechanic your exhaust, that's all I'm saying. Show us what we're working with.

wiggle wiggle

…. Reredit yourself. Leave him alone.

He promissd to post pics with his uncle didnt he?

no we're not even close

UNCLE TITS OR GTF OUT

Suck my dick instead.

Let ME be your uncle

Well is your uncle a fag as well or what?

Oh. Okay.
Holy shit nigger.
What kind of a fucked up fag are you?
At least have the decency and wait so you don't get your shitty uncle in jail.

This is not /zoo/.

I would go for one rn.

I am older than the age of consent. it is legal ;)

Well you type emotes like a little prepubescent shit OP.
Is your uncle at least queer himself?
Otherwise I don't see how you stand a chance.

not prepubescent. I honestly don't know but by the way he took off his shirt… he might be

Well I didn't say you were, just that you typed that way.
What does that mean anyway?

He was RIGHT FUCKIN NEXT TO ME. He took it off and put it back on. He did it like he wanted to fuck someone and it got in the way. Like an urge.

Go to bed, Chrystal.

Huh, you sure you want to fuck him? Sounds creepy.
I mean, creepy on top of him being your uncle.

Not my name. BTW it is too early here.

How many dicks have you sucked, OP?

I want the opposite to happen.

I focus on a particular one atm.

Right, so to rephrase, you sure you want to be a slutty shota and have your creepy uncle fuck you?

You just know more than others…..

Huh? What do you mean user? (also pics related)

You nailed it. That's what I want.

Well, what can I say, I'm a supergenious.

Actually, amusingly enough, my uncle is also a fag and I'm myself a biscum. But I only realized the latter way past my teens. Still wouldn't fuck my own uncle because I'm not a filthy degenerate.

Not everyone is so normal :(

I guess being judgemental on this site is kind of retarded. (also I wonder what kind of post is the recent quads )

That's ok ;)

Except about the smileys, being judgemental about those is perfectly acceptable.
Have you seen your uncle's dick


Oh, I guess I would have found out without trying…

Shut your fucking face uncle fucker

Lel