Cuckold Cunts that Steal Trump Signs

Either last night or this morning someone decided to steal my Donald Trump sign. I find myself infuriated. I figured this would happen and have promptly put up another one.

However, I figure they are going to do it again. I plan on putting up some trail cams. Thing is…I'd like a way to hurt these people as well. Any ideas?

Sorry for the blogpost.

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I saw a guy on reddit saying get bird repellant gel and put it all over the sign. Whoever touches it will have their day ruined as that shit is impossible to clean off.

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Yea, we had that guy here to. I did it, and it works. Be prepared to wear gloves, the shit is nasty.

Some user recommend putting pidgeon glue. See through and transparent so it ruins their clothes, makes their hands sticky as fuck and they get rid of the sign at the scene instead of mess with it anymore.

Good idea. Thanks guys.


I like you.

Blogpost bullshit, slide thread.

Go fuck yourself.

This. Wear gloves when applying it, you'll be throwing those gloves away afterwards.

Get some 9v batteries, connect them to each other in series, then use alligator clips to connect them to the sign. Make sure to put rubber on the legs of the sign to insulate it. When someone grabs the sign, they become the ground wire and go BZZZZT. Painful as fuck shock, but no damage to the skin. This will work fine with almost dead batteries, you just need more of them.

Just bury the batteries an inch or two under the ground and wrap them in plastic wrap if the ground is wet.