Omg user! Are you looking at my boobs??

Omg user! Are you looking at my boobs??

It's not like your face has much to offer.

user, you're such a kidder. You got any more of those funny memes?

no, why don't you kill yourself?

Bitch you got rekt

What kind of psychopath are you, OP

If I throw a stick over the fence would you fetch it?

That's not funny user. I know you don't get out much but why don't you stick with that epic troll meme face? That one is funny

I don't get it

One that wants to tease me for my social autism

It's the white house, she gets shot.

I would if you had any, scrawny bitch.

Oh, I thought maybe you were calling her a dog or something

user, why are you being such an ass? Chad told me you were a loser. I was just trying to be nice

that too, it's a multi level insult

Go pity someone else cunt, i dont need your charity

She's pretty cute. Who is she?

Excuse me, miss.
I was wondering if you would be interested in assisting me with a particular project I have begun.
It is quite strenuous and, despite my greatness, requires the skills of one other.
All you need to do is lay on this table, close your eyes, and prepare for a slight pinch.

I am Chad and you can fuck off.

Thanks Chad! ;)

Ok anontwo. I like experiments lol

They wouldn't shoot you. They'll tackle you. Even if you have a gun in hand they'll taze you or tackle you.

I hate those fucking shorts, how did they ever become popular???
I remember them from the 1970s-1980s and they looked like shit back then too.

"Tackle" her
I'd like to be a part of that security team and serve my country

Oh user! Lol You're just trying to get me out of my shorts aren't you? Little perv