Need quick illegal cash and don't care about the risks? Here is the safest profitable way to do it (No one dies, unless you a cunt).
Go to a busy walmart (hypothetically any busy retail store that has a Self-Checkout or Self-Serv). Get a prepaid card or 2 or some gift cards. Approach the Self-Checkout. Make sure no manager is looking (managers at Walmart have a yellow plate underneath their name badge stating what kind of manager they are; it's about 1-2in extended under the name badge). Wait for the Self Checkout guy is distracted and left his register unattended. MAKE SURE THAT THEY ARE LOGGED INTO THEIR REGISTER! (you can detect this at Walmart by looking for the Self Checkout guy's name on the lower bar on the register screen) (the register screen is the one that has a MOSTLY blue background; the other screen will have a mostly grey or white background) (anything in parenthesis, pretty much only applies at Walmart).
This is where shit gets real. Look at the register screen (specifically the bottom-left blue-area underneath the white-area at Walmart). Make sure there is no "total" or "tax" amounts (If there is and you are at Walmart, ditch your prepaid/gift cards, as you can't steal these, and hold the "ctrl" button and simultaneously hit "action"/"action code" on the keypad; skip to the bottom of this post (*ctrl+action code) for rest of the instructions). If there is no "total" or "tax" amounts, GOOD. locate the UPC bar code [if you don't know what this is, google it] on the prepaid/gift cards. Scan the card(s) and follow the screens prompts. once finished, cash it out (at Walmart, hit "total," then "cash" two times on the keypad). Keep in mind that many stores will limit you to $2000 total in prepaid cards, and will limit you to $500 a card [if you go over this limit by accident, RUN. the register will automatically page the manager]. Now loot the drawer, take the receipt, and run the fuck out of the store. If you managed to get this far with out "ctrl-action code"-ing the register, it will take the store's theft prevention anywhere from 15 minutes to an hour, maybe even a day, before you are caught, IF NO ONE SAW YOU. If they did, remember that in many countries, specifically the US, store employees cannot physically restrain you in the store, SO FUCKING RUN IF YOU GET CAUGHT.
NOTE TO EVERYONE! If you get caught, REMEMBER TO FUCKING RUN!!! don't stop and shoot. JUST RUN!
(FOR THOSE GOING TO WALMART) extra way to get cash, BUT FUCKING RUN AFTER DOING IT! "ctrl-action code" a register left unattended, but LEFT LOGGED ON to loot another drawer.
(FOR THOSE WHO "CTRL-ACTION CODE"-ed) RUN! "ctrl-action code" opens the drawer without prompt, but IT ALERTS THE MANAGER. However, it takes the manager apprx. 10-30min to approach an individual register depending how busy it is. So, don't worry, BUT DON'T FUCKING SIT THERE AND ENJOY A BEER WHILE WATCHING THE SUN MAJESTICALLY RISE!!! RUN!!!!.
forget all my notes on running out. fuck it. when you finish RUN! period