Pony Holla Forumsread

boobies

I want to suckle Celestia's crotchtits

i am always ready… hmmm this image needs work

She don't have any.

I was going to change the KoRn to PoNi with the "P" backward like the "R" but my photoshop skills are shit.

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You have no tits!

I gots feet though!

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heres my idea

mmore

creepy!

I want all your Celestia lewds, please

Lot better then what I would have do.

I'm back

rejoin us I had another beer, one that tasted good

rabb.it/AnHeroOnCam

yo Holla Forumsread

thanks!

i like what you did with the shadows though!

petsu

hello blew how're you?

var you = function (a) {var faggot=a};you(true)

Hi.

hello solaire hows it going?

yo skitty long time no see hows it going?

I've been drinking. You?

That's not very nice

Burn me like a watch.
hi

nothing at all.
sup

okay so im going to have this outward to the Holla Forumsread they can respond to this if they want ok i literally ate 1/3 a hersheys bar in hash edibles i literally dont know whats going to happen but fuck i dont give a shit

forgot image

hot, now post Celestia, please

How are you

wait, what? Are you going to eat a bunch of weed?

bored, looking at the stars. I already counted 2 falling stars. I swear I thought one of them was going to explode when it hit the ground, it looked huge.

no i literally ate a 1/3 of a hersheys bar in a hash edible and ive literally dont know whats going to happen its kinda scary ive never had that much edibles before.

I'm sorry but I have no idea what hash edibles are.

ok its like dabs in an edible so im going to get high like dabs level high in an edible

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I don't know what dabs are either..

I feel like you would live in an area where satellites would fall

rofl

that'd be rad. there's not that much light pollution here, I can see the milky way clearly.

ok imagine weed times 10 so this would get me 10 times more high than a normal weed edible

So why Texas, as a general place?

So you're eating weed oil? I've never heard anyone call them dabs, edibles or hash.

I've made weed butter and used to to make brownies once, then my fat cousin stole them from me, I only got to eat one, and she took the whole plate to her house and left half of them in my uncles kitchen table, when lunch came the whole family was having dinner and split them between themselves, one of my cousins fainted, my aunt and uncle came screaming at me with blood shot red eyes asking what I had just done to them. I couldn't stop laughing I was like AHAHAHA YOU FUCKING HIGH AS FUCK when they broke out into semi pissed laughter, one of my worst best days ever

what do you mean? why do I like living here?

Yeah

yeah but i just ate the same amount again

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test

yo berzerk how u doin?

you're going to get really sleepy.
you can't overdose on weed, you'd first poison yourself from something else

Because I like it here.
What's also neat is that I live in Americas 4th or 5th most poverty laden county. this is really great because property is cheap to pay for, Taxes are low but property sells somewhat reasonable. I used to have a neighbor who was a close friend living down the street but they just recently sold their place, it was a 3 story house with 13 bedrooms, I used to like his bathroom, the bathtub was made of marble and had these nice looking pillars everywhere but now some faggot singer from mexico moved in and I have no idea who they are yet. lol then further down there's this ghetto area me and my uncle helped create, it's full of 2 bedroom houses, and is stationed in a dip so when it rains hard all the houses get flooded.. so you have an interesting mix of people here, there's a country singer living in front of my place who also ha a ranch, I wish I could mention who it is but that would definitely get me doxed.

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yeah but im going to fucking get high on drugs you know that day when you do drugs and get high

I'm not berzerk :(

then who are you

thats not me you fucking slut cumming on toast

wat there are two is this some jutsu illuminati shit im high as fuck and dont know what the hell is going on

i posted a few tripcodes and niggers fucked sluts and fucking bitches raped cats

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Don't listen to him he isn't the real BeRZERK

HOW DO I KNOW WHICH IS THE REAL BERZERK

i fucking swear i will rape you

check em

FUCK ME

M1racle it's me just look at my trip

if you are the real me post with this tripcode.

alright trust the tripcode sounds fine with me

you dont have this one either

That's some really flawed logic because that's the tripcode I gave you

I had forgotten this, but apparently I have Vicente fox living just a 10 minute drive from me, I even have the pass code to the gates for his house.

He's rarely ever there though, I'm not sure if he's still the owner of the house but I know the code still works because I used it just a month ago.

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I'm going to be moving to a house across the street from the CEO of a tech giant, you wouldn't believe me if I told you who he was

oops, sorry berzerk, my bad

I have no idea where you are so I can't make an educated guess.

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skitty i just did molly

I told you I live in Silicon Valley

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post

ur gonna die!

you keep changing names
lemme guess
idunno

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i dont give a fuck about my personal safety just snorted my molly with a 100 dollar bill

I only changed names once

now you fucked up
now you really really fucked up

u should have used a 1

i never change my name

oh well

I just found an image that went with one of my >tfws

that goes perfectly*

how ya doing?

hello newfriend

sup

You said you were going to masturbate

Pony's r gay

yeah well i was too tired and i wasn't horny anymore

Two newfriends in a row?

Also what the fuck is that image?

i think its a black person

is that a phone?

But why does she have a device sealed to her scar?

hotplate.

its a hotplate, most likely. took coke, accidentally left it on her, got her flesh melted. the device made the hole.

wtf happened

already explained.

im josh

good for you

oh fuck yes best tripcode

What brings you to our humble lurkings?

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Suicide pack when?

i get things like taps, chips and crisps, but it's just plain ridiculous claiming british righteousness to every term that exists

Slated for the next season pass m8

mfw americans call killing in an mmo rape

Jizzed in my pants tbh.

You're not the actual Josh are you?

Really because I'm Jim.

I'll jizz your pants bb

Singles 5876543 get will be the last singles before the last dubs before the last trips before the last quads before the last quints before the last sexts before the next back to back sexts.

Legendary

Tedious.

Holy fuck assistance shut

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Epic bruhportions

Is getting this really that hard?
5876550

IT IS..

nope

literally samefag

5876553

aww

Everyone knows that

Nice trips..

you're top of the list on every 3 letter agency known to man

I hope this pro doesn't trace my IP through the DNS

The lack of "how to take a screenshot" tab appalls me.

Shh..

I was watching youtube.com/watch?v=U0WHed6n_Zc

I literally forgot I had these tabs open lel

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There's nothing worth reading here sorry

All right I have a real question

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How would you detect spyware without an antivirus?

A good indicator is having pop-ups for nigger porn.

Well thats a relief.. the only thing popping up is Hispanic porn

Delicious Justin porn.

I wish.

Same.

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When you say spyware, you are referring to software that's doing actual spying, mainly on your activity with the intent to obtain login information for website, personal identifying information or general confidential information right?

In that case, getting fucked in the ass by your bank and receiving emails about suspicious login attempts will be a clear indicator. If you're referring to adware as pointed out by than it would be much easier to tell.

Finding out you have something on you is a little harder than preventing it in the first place.

tfw no spyware for Justin's genitals.

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I am adware

morning

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Hi

how's it going

Thanks Skitty. Do you think you could make a program like that if you tried?

Hello.

Heil hitler

I already have, years ago.

I had two beers earlier, it is around 5am, I am passing out. You?

So what language did you use, C? What languages are you fluent in?

just woke up, lookng for stuff to do is all

post nudes

Cuddle me.

Worship Satan

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you first

Satan is not for worships

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Can I just sort of sandwich myself between you two?

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Sorry I dropped out of our conversation earlier, I was running Dolphin in the background and it bogged my processor so I took a break from posting I was opening photoshop to remove the DA mark from your post for you

I don't get to have my cake and eat it to?

No, you get to smell it. You get to smell it, until your mind needs to eat it. You don't eat it, though, you keep smelling the cake. You smell it until you go crazy from the pleasure of wanting to eat it. Eventually, you will force eat it, but it won't feel as good as you would have thought. It will be ruined.

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Didn't mean to link you, sorry.

I used two, a basic like language for the UI and C++ for handling any HTTP events.

I'm not fluent in any language.

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I'm bored and not wearing any clothes. How you two doing?

Not even taconese?

I linked you a thread you'd be interested in in steam.

8ch.net/b/res/5876318.html

this one.

He lies!
He's fluent in spanish and english!

You and my dad would have a lot to talk about If I didn't think he was a piece of shit whose guts I hate and wish I had never been born to that asshole cocksucker jack off that I despise more every time I see his dickhead face

Question, legitimate question.

Why do you hate your father?

Now just what are you doing without any clothes on?

cunt

whoa…

you gotta dull down a little on that edge..

And Javascript.

test

That question would take a very long time to answer

No, you're the edge

It's almost summer. Any time I don't have to be interacting with other human beings, I see no reason to be wearing clothes.

I don't know why but that made me smile. Got any plans for the summer?

It's not your fault.

Little bit of programming, little bit of working for the first couple of weeks, might try and learn to fucking drive (yeah, I'm 24 and don't have a driver's license, or even a learner's permit).

How are you planning on learning?

I created this text editor once, it uses the scintilla lexer and even has code completion I implemented.

I'm here I'm here

I once made a web page a few years ago saying my brother was gay and saved it to my grandparent's hard drive. That's the most coding I've done outside of actual editors and revising code for robots. (I was VP of robotics club in HS) Scratch doesn't count.

Gotta read the guide to take a test to get a learner's permit, so I can drive with supervision of another licensed driver (likely my mom or dad), so I can eventually take another test, and eventually get a driver's license.

*tackle snuggles*
What shall we do for the next two hours or so?

ok

I bet you know what I'm doing over the summer, I feel like I'm boring people to death mentioning it every time I'm in the thread

did you build any cool robots?

i dunno…. what have you been doin'?

the man of many apples

What, the CS50 thing?

Listening to Louder with Crowder and Rebel Media shit on youtube.

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test

Yeah, I built some really cool robots. The thing was we all hated each other until the day before the competition where we would all join forces and somehow get all the materials needed and work simultaneously on the robot at someone's house. Someone would order pizza and we would have sort of a robot-building party and it was a super cool bonding experience

What is this "CS50" you speak of?

Nevermind, I'm thinking of someone else then. It was a fucking online course.

What was the operational objective of your robots?

Hey Reecey, how're you?

test

CS50 is an intro to computer science course by harvard that you can do online for free

I was part of a program called "PiE" that was hosted by UC Berkeley. Our objective would change every year (here is the challenge briefing from my last)

This summer I'm going to attempt to make a mod for Project M, I'm feeling really inspired

Someone was in Robotics.. I thought this place reeked of nerd. Now i know it is. Go The Oxymorons

Are you… really feeling it?

Oh you, and here I thought you wouldn't even know what I was talking about

Yeah, I smash. I main Lucas.

That's interesting. So you helped build autonomous robots. Out of curiosity, what were you contributing in their development with no knowledge on common AI languages like java, lisp, c sharp and the likes? I'm assuming you went nowhere near the mirocontroller typically responsible for governing the functionality of the robot.

I was president of the Smash Bros. club in HS, but I wasn't really that good. My friend, however, it was like he traded his soul for gaming skills. Come to think of it he traded his patience because whenever he lost he would become extremely salty. I main Falco

Wow that ifunny logo flew right over my head when saving this

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doin' absolute nada right now, not sure how the weekends going to look for stuff to do.

what you dooin?

There was a designated autonomous period but then we switched to manual control. It was programmed with C# and we downloaded code via wired laptop and it was a step by step of what to do, like rear wheel power = 100 for blank seconds. After thirty seconds we could remote control it

to specify we uploaded code to the robot via wired laptop

That's really cool. I had always wanted to be in a class like that but unfortunately my area is very poor and we didn't even have computer classes, I didn't have a computer class until I was expelled and later entered into a private school.

I bet operating a quadrocopter using a VR headset would be fun as hell.

I want this suddenly.

reg

Do elaborate. I mean I've done some seriously bad shit, but I've never gotten expelled

Along with pedos, pony-fags are the reason Holla Forums is dead now. I hope you're proud, horsefuckers.

I am proud.

Yet constitute over half of the site's traffic

what?

Check your emails yah dope

The Rabit of our yard is here. She is pretty lively this morning. I know its female because it cleaned itself infront of me

Six months into high school I had a little group of friends who I would run around doing stupid stuff, in that time frame I took a janitors master key and would go into teachers rooms and just mess with the classroom, like hide dead bugs in the teachers seat or students backpacks, or even just leave food from the cafeteria in peoples things. They caught me with the cameras so that was strike one, then later I took a school cops keys and took his stupid golfcart for a joy ride with another friend, I tried to pass over a sidewalk really fast but the wheel got caught on the edge of the cement and completely fell off. They also got me with the cameras, they sent me to some school substitute place of which I forgot the name but when I came back I got into a fight with some kid and was sent to juvenile detention for a while, when I came back I found them again in lunch, I had slammed my hand on the big windows and pointed at them when they turned, I still remember that day, the whole cafeteria went quiet, when I went in I told them I was going to fuck them up, some friends got up like they were going to help me, then this faggot security (who was an actual cop) came running and told me he was sending me to the principals office and I literally punched him in the stomach before he touched me. I was sent to juvi and expelled from high school.

Reminded me of this greentext

work changed my shifts, gave me 5.5 more hours on tomorrow morning.

Wow.. Your like the me that got caught doing stuff I shouldn't have.

Wow.. Luckily we don't own a garden.

reddit.com/r/SandersForPresident/comments/4oguc0/if_sanders_endorses_clinton_will_you_support_her/

No one likes Clinton, it would seem.

You know Skitty, when I first came here you came across as a spineless noodle, so every so often I have tried to see what I can get away with posting with you, but now I guess you're pretty badass

Well before high school I had done something similar with opening classrooms, I realized that all doors in the buildings opened outwards, this exposed the slit where the rod latched into the hole on the door frame so I would use a compost steal wire from a hurricane fence in an L shape to simply unlatch the doors and go inside.

He is a delinquent.

if i saw skitty irl i would kick him in the shins

I like Clinton.
I also like eating the skin of new born babies

I wouldn't call it badass. More like reckless and stupid behavior looking back on it.

rude

Maybe it's just the Texas lifestyle where you're so bored you get into trouble just for fun. It would explain why you've seen so little movies

Please tell me you took a sandwich. Then I can ask you a question.

I don't understand.

You don't have to.. Please tell me

Why would I use a sandwitch to open a door?

Heya skittles, have you watched anything else lately?

Nope, right now I'm just reading.

I'm not even mad.

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We use to raid the kitchen for sandwiches kek

Fair enough

Oh, no. I'd never take anything. All I'd do is mess with peoples things. The most I did was hide nasty shit in peoples things or misplace peoples items.

Was punching a police officer your most violent act? Because I'm starting to get a feeling that it is

Wow.. thats pretty rude.. The only thing I'd do is take a sandwich from the cafeteria at night

yeah

lol

You're saying you wouldn't sneak one of your shits in a paper bag in at night and place it in a fat fucks sandwhich?

I'm going to bed, I'll see you all in my nightmares

LMFAO

Night Scotch

It wouldn't have crossed my mind tbh..

Night Malla

Goodnight.

This reminds me of the time someones favourite toilet broke in my school.

In protest they started shitting on the floor in the bathrooms.
It sort of picked up and a few people started doing it.
I remember acuse hte teachers were getting really fucking shitty about it (pun intended) and they called several assemblies over it.

It finally stopped when the outhouse was fixed.

I still remember to this day walking in to find 3 perfectly shaped shit swirlies on the floor in random areas.

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Question: Why must~ Wait normie question.. I sometimes forget where i am.

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Pretty sure it was a couple of the abbo students.
but that's also probably why it was never questioned post potty fix.
black people can't do anything wrong don't you know.
shitting on the floor in a perfect swirly is cultural afterall.

Why must what? I'm curious now

now you have to say it!

You guys already know the question. So inorder to mix it up ill ask a different question. Why must school kids target bathrooms when they want to make a movement? Or something bathroom related?

I never did that… I have no idea, gross.

The original question was why must everything involve shit?

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I didn't really do that either….
although, there was a strange pipe system for the running water in the sincs, so I once flushed one of those huge soap dispensers entirely down the drain, the next persons came in turned on the taps to washed their hands and started the soap sudding till it bubbled out of the drain on the floor and covered the entire bathroom.

the fuck

The urinals kek

I did something similar but it ended up with an entire building in the school being quarantined and a hazmat crew taking over for a few days.

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lol, I'm pretty sure I told raptor about this before, the schools central air unites had little mercury bulbs in them and I was taking them out, I never broke them because I was well aware of the danger they posed and just kept them in my pocket and showed them to people. Anyway I started he getting scared of them so I gave them to some kids, later during lunch I'm going into the bathroom and find a group of 4 kids playing with the mercury in their hands, they broke the bulbs and had the stuff cupped in their hands, I just tell them "you're gonna die!" and they all looked at me like what and I explained to them it's very poisonous and it's why it was in a tube in the first place when they just throw it at the sink and walls, one of the kids went and told the nurse and started crying, they called in a hazmat team to clean the building…

When did you go to school?

What can I say?
Who doesn't like bubbles?

:3
Summer heights high is a great show btw if you haven't seen it.
made by an Australian troll who plays 3 roles in the show, that kid is one of them.
He also plays as a teacher that hates tarded children, and a stuck up rich girl.

KEK
MY SIDES, YOU HAVE TO TELL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

It reminds me of those chemistry students who ran out of helium so switched to argon and suffocated :P

It wasn't inside light bulbs.

This is exactly the same thermostat I'm talking about.

societyofrobots.com/images/sensors_mercury_thermostat.jpg

You know there's cesium and sodium in street light bulbs

I used to have one of these as a kid.

youtube.com/watch?v=El9DwAycF04

anyone ever had one?

nope

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oohkay, bathtime… showers suck, you can't pay attention to bread in shower

holy shit

I'm going to try and break a cars window like that

but you CAN have high pressured steaming hot water massage your tightened muscles and joints.

It requires lumina. however its spelt.
its in spark plugs.

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I know, I looked it up immediately when I saw that.

I have tons of spark plugs and a few tampered glass windows lying around.

I'll do it later.

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Good morning!

How's u?

Intredasting

Hai!

hey

Hot

What's up?

it's the program I used to use way back in 4chan to rename namefags.

I doubt anyone remembers but before I officially joined the threads, I learned people were using namesync, so I wrote a program to rename users at will.

There was a while where I was not posting and renaming ponyfags to "I motorboat buttholes"

well that is the program that I used back then.

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just the usual, how's you?

Oh not much, watched italy vs sweden today, getting some stuff done around the house, got an hour before breakfast.
how bout u?

Oh, that's pretty cool

I do remember back then using Namesync there were times when someone would change everyone's name to something funny, or give them some unique name extension.. fun times

how's u Skitty?

Considering not drink beer before going to sleep as I still feel tired after waking up.

*drinking

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I HAVE COME…. TO SCOOT.

Here come dat chickun.
Oh shit waddup?

Probably a good idea, hydration is the key!

I didn't say this, but please keep posting all this cute Luna/Nightmare Moon

nothing special, just looking through my computers drives to see what I can find.. I've accumulated too much stuff now..

atm i'm just sifting through old projects.

….sure…

I got a 500GB Transcend external drive that I had since 2009 and I'm surprised it still works flawlessly that I keep my old stuff on, thinking of getting another drive as a backup, cuz you never know when those things can fail

When I had my recent HDD derp the only way I could recover the files was using cmd in recovery mode on my laptop, anything else wouldn't let me see the contents on the drive

Then I thought if I could use this tactic on my other failed drive(which I think got damaged by being mostly on when I forgot to turn off my laptop taking it outside).. but it didn't unfortunately…

Didn't say what?

hows it goin Sol? im havin breakfast!

Tired after waking up, learned not to drink before bed. What's for breakfast?

y…you know what!

What?

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drinking before bed isnt that bad, as long as you dont drink too much. Hmmm i think its chicken parm, not sure what i threw in the microwave really. i was sleepy haha.

yay its cananon!@

tags.H1.color = "blue";tags.p.fontSize = "14pt";with (tags.H3) { color = "green";}with (tags.H2) { color = "red"; fontSize = "16pt"; marginTop = "2cm";}

Back in the 90s, javascript was used to style webpages created in html.

The above code is a horrifying example of why people still today write retarded blogs about how javascript is a terrible language.

The meme will never die.

You know very well what!

I can assure you that I do not.

hello tiny friend!

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yay its blewewewew!@

how's u?

interesting… how can I see this in action?

Well your assurance isn't very assuring!

How so?

im great, listening to some of MCR's later work

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It just isn't!

unless sometimes asked you to say that of course!

So basically you masturbate to drawn picture of ponys that are based on a childrens cartoon?

Talk about cringe lords.
I'd bully you irl.

someone*

kek

Way to ruin dubs.

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Ain't a pony-fag here but If you Tried to Bully Me irl, I'd Crack you right In the Fucking Jaw…

cool!

Luna and Celestia had no choice but to share them.

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I don't think so fag.

This comments wreaks of insecurity and delusional social status.
I bet you're not even fooling yourself with this bully thing.

OH GOD WHY

Download windows 95, run it in a virtual machine and create a shitty website to test old browsers with.

theyre my favoritest band!

… i was just sayin hi…
*squee*

sorry but skitty is already bullying me. nice dildo there though. what are the little pill looking things? can you put one up your butt?

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LMAO JUST LMFAO

BRB

You can try all you like to normalize your mental illness. But it won't change the facts.

Any pussy can Shoot a Gun… How come you Don't Fight and Be a Man huh??

Bitch-Ass…

I'm not a shitty brain dead pothead. Of course I would post a stock image.

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I wouldn't hit the handicap

The way you type makes it seem like you have a handicap.

Yeah, keep Making Excuses fag, you'd Get Dropped…

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The "normalizing" what we're doing is all just happening in your insane mind. No one here has even tried to normalize anything for you.

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FINALLY THE SKITTY HOLE WILL BE MINE! Good work, user!!!!

I bet you think you're real funny hunched behind your monitor breathing through your teeth like a fat ass, trolling on the internet while you talk to yourself in your mind about us, condescendingly because no other humans in the real world want to listen to what you say. you really showed us user, I'm wounded.

"n-no-no-no… TONGUE-punch the fart-box!"

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brb

be careful Reecey. 4chan is dangerous!

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Traitor!

believe it or believe it not my Fluttershy folder is very small

also post more butts and I won't ever go back…… for the next 24 hours

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hey… is there a new pony episode tomorrow or is there a mini-hiatus? pretty sure someone told me there's not a new episode this week

i dunno i suck at keeping up with the show. You should ask Leader. he knows all.

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nice
you went with the enterprise edition i see, good choice

They'll find a fix eventually.

I don't want a traitor in these parts.

TEST

I was just organizing my VMs for later use. Trying to move them from one drive to another came up with some supprised that are fixed now.

actually I take that back, it's not fixed. fucking virtualbox FUCK U

OH GOD IM FUCKING REATRDED

The problem I was attempting to fix never existed in the first place. I was assuming that the VMs being on my SSD were making the file explorer slow but it turns out the slowness is only happening on my regular 1tb drive and not the SSD…

kill me

oops

fine then. I'll go to 4chan and never come back here…

What an enormous tragedy.

NO REEEEEECE
I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU

TRAITOR

you guys are like muslims
still wanting to gas the apostates I see

nooo stay with us Reece! Ruby will lewd out of control without you

hello Holla Forumsread

I really have nothing against using 4chan.

The only notable people that I know go insane when you mention 4chan is smokey and ScSquirrel.

petpets

Smokey still shitposts on 4chan. But only on b.

Treating people like turncoats is like pretending to be sexually harassed or some imaginary shit.

back

For a second I thought it was something that could be run on the user JS
maybe I'll do that when I get a new pc

Oh I see!

Hiya M1zzy!
how's u?

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nice 7s

kekeke

GOD DAMMIT THE HORSE FUCKERS STOLE THE GET

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FUCKING LOL!

fine just high yourself?

FUCK YOU BARTH2032 SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN IT!

nice quints

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stop hurting my feelings.

watch me get the >>6000000 in like 18 hours time

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Don't. I swear to god I'll dox you too.

I've already identified enough of your stupid playstation friends to know how to find you.

b-but i only have one online friend on my PS4 and he was an user from the breads

Hola mariconcito quiero ver y chupar tu pene.

i lied

i wouldnt even bother tbh

oh great

now we;ve got this fucking faggot back

dont worry i'll protect you from skitty

Doin good, just chillin n such, gonna submit an assignment with my teammates soon..pesky midnight deadlines.

Good luck with that
Though I don't think there will ever be a bigger shitstorm than 1M get

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salty sweaty slushy balls

Arena en el ano?

dirt in the anus? wat

it was an analogyno pun intended of sandy vagina.

me manos en la ano canyon de Skitty?

that's unintelligible.

who dis

I want to put-o my fingers in your skitty hole-o?

I want to do the same.

Deja me lamer tu ano.

lets start a fan club or something!

Yeah a Club for worshipping Skittish's butt hole.

911 get makes it so. maybe i can draw us up a logo

What's wrong with you people.

Go ahead man!

calla te, dame pene y semen.

we're being social and talking about our mutual interests. whats wrong with you???

Damn I can just Imagine how tender is his butt hole skin.

hahahahahaha oh god why did that make me laugh.

So chrome canary has an experimental feature that seems to reduce its memory usage. I enabled it and it went from using 2.5GB to 800mb.

does it just suspend to disk or forget about page elements until they need to be displayed again?

wonders if there's anything worth doing tonight

I was exaggerating a lot.
It apparently saves a few megabytes or something, it is noticeable though. Firefox still uses much less memory.

Me ;)

that could work

Skitty Cock I would love to do him a blow job.

oh neat. somebody posted a shietty little thing i never finished on pone

same tbh fam
any fgt would

what your obsession with Skitty? not judging, just curious.

How's it going, buddy?

we can smell his repressed sexual desire

Idk, he is a spic just like me, so I can openly do some dirty talk and I wouldn't mind giving him a blow, job his forehead is hot AF.

Quiero pene Skitty!

yo

darwin sent his drones to pester me

just been lazy is all, getiing inspired to buy a new bed at some point, the one I'm using is starting to tare and be uncomfortable.

how's Rubsy doing

Doing alright. Listening to Milo Yiannopoulos. Most badass journalist.

Para mi seria todo un halago mamar tu verga.

no se como responder pero que decirele que se calma las nalgas

calme*

I'm very, very sleepy right now….

drink some coffee

yeah I like some of Milo's stuff too.

I've been doing juts that.

noice

Esta bien corazón.
Calmare ese fuego que arde dentro de mi por ti.

Descansa dulce príncipe.
Sleep tight.

no thanks on the skitty peen, i just want the skitty hole

we can share

Well I just happen to like both.

i totally respect your decision as a member of the skittyhole appreciation club. as long as we all like skittyhole i think our other skitty related interests are all permissible.

yay!

its happening

I'm not going to bed just yet. It's 4:44 PM.

De donde perteneces?

FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES

so…
when are we going to kidnap skitty and do the things to him?

That's our eternal bond.

I hop your mouse turns into spiders

literally cancer

i dont think kidnapping skitty would be in keeping with the rules of skittyhole appreciation club.

shhh sweet skitty. dont be cruel to your fans!

we're friends forever, skitty hole admirers and so much more!

i hope my mouse turns into a skittyhole

*squee*

how will we get the skittyhole then?

Motherfucker's a professional badass. Trolls SJWs and doesn't afraid of anything.

we could hack the skitty's webcam, or take photos of him in the shower. maybe send him a box of chocolates and some fan letters?

No te puedo decir, seré siempre tu admirador y acosador secreto, aunque ya hemos hablado en otras ocasiones.

their twitter is fun, I've gotten them to argue with me and retweet my stupid stuff

blew, you're going to drive me to suicide.

tamales rojos? por que rojo? tamales con cerdo? pollo? tamales elotes?

hey come on im tryin to help you out here. im one of the more moderate members of the skittyhole appreciation club.

also legit dont want to make you kill yourself. you're a real breadfriend, unlike my previous victim, so if its for serious bugging you i'll let you and your skittyhole be

Son tamales de dulce con pasas.

really…

si tamales ellotes!

I was juts kind of being theatric…

Yeah, don't you like the idea of having a secret admirer?

i was just white knighting for you so i could touch your skittyhole.

Absolutely not. It's annoying when you want to know who's messing with you

Milo's retweeted your shit?

why don't you go bother reece instead

I don't blame you.

him and his boyfriend stay up really late with the shitposters, I am a shitposter. Yes.

It's twitter tho, it's nothing special, vsauce guy has liked one of my tweets and the author of cyanide and happyness have made and sung a song for me on video lol

I posted it here the other day

Oh come on Amorcito.

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Damn it I always seem to miss out on half of the flamewars

i dont think you understand, skitty. i dont want to fuck your skittyhole or hurt it. If you let me see your skitty hole i'd just touch it lightly, introduce myself to your skittyhole and try to make friends. maybe i would offer it a peanut or small snack to try to get it to befriend me, i would put the peanut gently in its mouth and then back away from your skittyhole and let it decide to come to me in its own time.

what flamewar did we miss?

start a new ponybread skitty butt hole appreciation thread.

The one up the thread with this guy:

Mind linking that song again?

do you fucking write skits for cartoon networks robot chicken or wtf is wrong with u

the guy just had a thing where people came up with a bogus song name and he would sing it for you, he chose mine quickly when I gave him one

let me see if I can find it again…

Give this man a Pulitzer

think I'm going to try and sleep

goodnight

twitter.com/daveexplosm/status/730246805120655360

IT SHALL BE DONE! The next thread will be a skittyhole appreciation thread

I JUST WANT TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH UR SKITTYHOLE! We could go on a ferris wheel together or go to a movie. You could come along if you want to chaperone. I promise no illicit activities with your skittyhole i just want to be friends and be nice to the skittyhole.

sleep tight tiny friend

pleasant dreams♥

WRONG POST

Goodnight.

Buenas Noches.

But I just got here… 'nite anyways

sleep tight tiny friend

meep

more links

hasta la vista

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Le dije buenas noches a recece.
Aún no acabo contigo Amorcito.
but if you share a pic of your butt/dick iu will stop.

someone should make one of those "not doing hurtful things to your waifu chart" comics of skitty's hole

I'll do it, I don't have anything better to do anyways

welcome to the club, Scotchy!

It's purely for the sake of art

dindu nuffin

yo se pero le quería responder comoquiera.

no

If I were to ever do that I'd never come back afterwards.

Oh of course, as long as its tasteful and autistic. I mean artistic.

Blew has posted pics of himself.

Show me your juicy cock.

yeah i camwhore all the time, and not always with diapers and a fur suit on. follow my example!

I support that motion.

I call for a club vote. All members in favor of skitty posting pics of his skittyhole say AYE

my heart is pounding

my mom just called yelling at me that cops were outside with a warrant for me

I laughed but when I looked out the window there were 2 patrol cars parked in my driveway and I didn't know what to think so I put on a shirt and went outside and to ask what was wrong only to find out it was a fucking joke

AYE AYE

AYE!

Aye.

Oh wow…

AYE

THE POLICE WANT YOU TO POST PICTURES OF YOUR SKITTYHOLE!

Alright I count four in favor. All opposing pictures of the skitty hole say nay.

A Nigger in Jail will force him to show him his Skittyhole.
I'm so Jelly.

My neighbor called the police to report some people shooting around the area (this always happens and there's no need to report it) so they came to ask me questions, my mom just took the opportunity to scare the shit out of me.

no nigger will ever get the skittyhole. i wont allow it. theres been too much of that already

your mom made shit come out of your skittyhole?
HAWT
Im so jealous of your mom. I bet she got to see your skittyhole a lot when you were a little skitty. Does she have any photos of it still? I bet she took lots of photos.

I don't like you people.

I'm just going to follow Skye's lead.

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youre going to fuck Natsoc and move ot Straya?

You are going to repress your homosexuality even further?

No, skye sad he was leaving for other places.

Skye's a cunt. Don't be a cunt, Skitty. I have no interest in skittycunt.

yo

Oh, heavens, no!

Oh ok.
Estaba preocupado, de solo pensar que un negro en la cárcel, tuviera la oportunidad de perforar tu anito y disfrutara de este antes que nosotros.
I would love, if you shot your cum inside my butthole, and I wouldn’t call the police on you, just so you know Darling.

hey Miraclepet, wanna join the skittyhole appreciation club?

Trips of Truth.
Skittyhole shall be a new world wide cult.

dubs of justice and trips of truth. it is so. We must each talk to people IRL and ask them about the skittyhole and teach them about its many glories.

when I buy my first dildo I will name it Skittish.
I cant wait to ride it.
If I ride a guy, I will whisper to his ear, Skittish cum inside me.

To be Fair you are interested in Skittyhole so there it is some Skittyhole for you.

Pone.

I will buy a yellow diaper and i will wear it and write skittyhole on the front, and that way it will be like the skittyhole is wrapped around me in a warm skitty embrace.

HURRAY! PRAISE SKITTYHOLE

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moar

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it's getting slow
lets post music

Lets post Luna

Would anypony like to know what ive been doing?

Justin, post your ASS to save the thread.

Nice dubs, sure.

I've been doing Luna. How about you?

Ive been walking around my town taking photos of thins that remind me of skitty's skittyhole

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I only had the desire to befriend Skitty.. has the meme gone to far?

Dont stop dont stop were in luck now dont stop dont stop theres so much to be found now

its already out of control. the skittyhole has leaked into real life. it is too late.

this is a round thing on a sign that says no trucks but i dont think trucks are allowed in skittys skittyhole either so that made me think about it and i started to realize lots of things look like skittyholes

this is a wide open, and very moist skittyhole

I should have know you was really doing this. Everyone in this thread tells the honest truth. Aren't we suppose to be lying over the internet?

this is a much tighter skittyhole. i like this one better than the other two

not when the truth is more frightening. i liked this skittyhole so much i had to try it out. i was very gentle.

this tree reminded me of a skittyhole too

i touched this skittyhole also

sincerity is one of the things i've always appreciated about these threads
i mean, sure you can't always expect it, but there is some people you can expect it from here

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These are the really roots of the chans

That one legitly made me think you posted porn. [spoiler]You kind of are.[spoiler]

OH MY GOD

Moar catgirls plz.

im glad you appreciate my photo essay
"Skitty And Me"

i photographed this sign because it is what i want to do the the skitty hole

I was distracted. I swear

Ok

this is Donald Trump's prolapsed skittyhole

Dont hurt me..

This is getting really philosophical about ones butt.

this is a wider, more experienced skittyhole

a hairy skittyhole

i decided to go back to the other skittyhole and see if i could fit my fist inside. i could!~

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what the fuck is a skittyhole

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… I just thought about it..

[email protected]/* */ ~ $ purge memories

i dont know but i really wish i could go to this trampoline park

PONY Holla ForumsREAD PRANK GONE SEXUAL BIGGEST HIST GONE WRONG. ft SKITTY THE REINDEER.

this isnt a prank. we really like skittyhole

Ahh
description: Our bodies are ready.

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Good night fellow skittyhole lovers

Night

Skittyhole lovers?

Ok, cya.

hello tiny friend!

goodnight, skittyhole club member!

sleep well fgt

night

Hi Blewbs. I hope you washed your hands after playing with all those skittyholes.

i did. cant go getting a skittyhole transmitted disease!

how are you?

Btw i love you guys

💛 💙 💜 💚 ❤

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u2 even without trips.. Although I'm disappointed

Tired. I should go take a nap so i don't just fall asleep at the computer.

good idea. a squirrelnap sounds snuggly

Skitty as a cop!

rude

TOPKEK I just noticed the (YOU) on the cup

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To bad cops would have no sense of humor about someone doing that.

Clearly a pandemic of skittyholes! Something must be done!

b was the bread board
now its the skittyhole board

Ill never look at a breadboard the same way..

Why?

shhh. skittyholeboard.

ive started a skittyhole appreciation club. we have like a dozen members already so i guess you could say things are getting pretty serious

What the fuck…where?

there are chapters in the US and Australia right now, but we're probably going to expand.

kek

To where, Canada?

anyone want this tripcode?

most likely yes. and maybe poland. we want to grow our membership and make sure everyone has access to a skittyhole.

want to join?

join what?
the kkk? sure ill join

Dont post it in thread

Why Poland, there's nothing there after those Germans and Soviets were done with it.

THE SKITTYHOLE APPRECIATION CLUB

Rainbowkek lives there and he is nice.

sure i'll join the skittyhole

You know what to do.

yay! and where do you live? we can add it as a place with a club

1272 Satan Rd, Hell

sweet we have chapters in the USA, Straya and Hell now!

Can't speak for him but I'll be on the fence about joining.

we have all sorts of perks. theres a member discount for car rentals and dining

fucking hell the club abbreviation is SAC. or SHAC

Really? Im about to order a pizza. Mind letting giving that discount code? ^`w^

sure send me your address and ill send a pizza right away

sure just tell them youre a member of the skittyhole admirers club and they'll sort it out if theyre one of our program members.

7898 Sebring Dr. 45424 Huber heights, Oh

You got it boss I got the nerves of steal

steel*

sending 100 pizzas

Ill only eat up to 65 boss

ill send 65 then

Thanks

3000 pizzas are being sent
they are just bread nothing else on them

I can take more bread than that. What is that like 150 loafs?

doing complete image scrape

my bandwidth is going to be rip

i sent a pizza with no cheese, sauce or crust. or box.

Im going to be kind of disappointed if you just threw a crust out the door/window. D:

that would never happen. my windows are all nailed shut.

What about the door?

i'll let you know if i find it.

Is it in a ditch on Interstate 59?

Good luck

Greetings, Leader! One of your subjects had a question about the new episode air date. I referred them to you, for your wisdom of horsefuckery is infinite.

i don't know, my dvr is set to record, but the episode description says it's on your marks, but it says the ep airs for the first time tomorrow.

it should be the cart before the ponies. this is strange.

huh, weird. well i'll let Reecey know. Thanks!

i guess we'll just have to see.

hows your day been?

well enough. just light work. how about you?

purdy good, had some hard work yesterday and then had to saw up a fallen tree limb from a storm today. now im just hanging out. Had some fun with Skitty earlier though!

we had storms here too.

anything bad? there were tornados less than 60 miles west of me

should i get windows 10 just to have forza apex

not near as bad as the other day.
i'd love to see a tornado, we never have them here.

tornadoes are neat. we had them all the time in the valley where i used to live. not all the time, but more than you'd think anyway

Stick to Win 7 or 8. It ain't worth the game to switch to 10.

true
but now i have to buy an xbone to play forza

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when i was a kid, my school almost got hit. it was fucking awesome.

Wait a year since those thing will be cheap because they got another "next next gen" console coming down the pipes.

Well, yeah, only now that the pedos are gone. Before that, 5% at best.

eh i dont want to wait a year. a year is so fucking long

Heyo!

oh god im watching scp gameplay. the femur breaker is fucking horrid

That's what I'm doing with Noire's console. I ain't spending $500+ and the online fee for a brick.

Mayo.

Hey

Of all the things in the game and wiki. The thing the scientist do to lure the old man is the thing that gets you? lol I dont understandu

you only have yourself to blame for this place falling off the map. we've done everything we can.

its the fucking noise he makes

What up?

I guess I became to null to the screams..

Nothing much. Contemplating whether or not to get a pizza for real. What about you?

You're lucky I can't find my ceiling pic.

Shitposting and watching the left-wing news since there's nothing else on. You?

Smitty, get the pizza! I'm downing some local craft beer and watching videos with a friend.