Empty your pockets Holla Forumsros

Empty your pockets Holla Forumsros

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what

I'm not wearing any pockets.

Garbage, some money, a public transport card, a tiny straw my daughter randomly gave me.

*ring ring* Hey OP it's for you, It's the 2000's they want their phone back.

wearing pants on the chans

Guess what fucktard? His phone wont track him, eavesdrop or spy on his shit. Plus those things are basically indestructible.

Good job being a pleb, faggot.

All cell phones can be tracked by the cell providers.

Step 1: remove battery
Step 2: there is no step 2
Step 3: make you look like a retard

nice phone you broke ass nigger

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But that works with a smartphone too, so why even bother with an antique?

that joke was so lame, why try?


why are you angry at a shitty joke?

Those Nokias are still usable? What would I have to do to get it working? Just a sim card, right?
I've been wanting this neat power bank/fleshlight phone. I'll be like a sex-crazed Neo with it.

Inb4 no lighter
Niggers always stealing my lighters.

Dumb question, but do you know of any good citrus-flavored cigarettes? I had some from Japan a while ago and they were amazing. Couldn't figure out the brand though because moon runes.

Sorry. I don't really look into a lot of cigarettes.

Well it's not Japanese but here's a link to some orange flavored cigarettes. Really cheap.
**not trying to sound like an advertisement
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user, you are the nigger.

why would I have anything in my pockets when I'm chilling at home?

Some of the newer ones don't let you remove it anymore.
I hope they remove a proper one that is waterproof and still has a removable battery anytime soon.

*"I hope they [produce] a proper one […]."

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i got two iphones too.. not so broke, lol.

exactly

tell them OP wont give it back, its too awesome

yes, just a simcard

it can be tracked by thouse who have access to the cellphone towers, by measure the distance between three towers you can point out the accurate position of the phone with sim card in it

but thats pretty much also the only thing you can do with it, and the fact that nsa now has the crypto key to cellphone towers means they can read all traffic going through, such as sms or phonecalls

Satan trips fucking hell
Happy fucking birthday to me

Happy birthday!
heres some music for ya
youtube.com/watch?v=bg92QpjRcJk

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min neger

what do you even need the knife for when carrying around that phone, though?

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why do you want too see some spaghetti?

lol, i only wear it on private area, its nice to have on you and is handy too. would never dream of wearing it as anything else then a tool :)

This is what's usually in my backpack. Not shown: Netrunner decks, Oneplus One, Gentoo thinkpad (in for repairs)