Seriously, fuck Marvel

This unfunny hackery needs to stop. They do realize that people would be mad at no matter who became Wolverine, BECAUSE THEY REPLACED FUCKING WOLVERINE.

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Capeshit needs to stop.

It's funny how much these people hat the core audience who helped them get where they are. Hopefully those people have long since stopped buying this shit.

Why would civvies in the Marvel Universe give a shit about who's Sniktbub? That kind of fourth wall "Not muh" reference at least made sense when referring to Captain Falcon. I don't think Logan was a public face on par with Captain America, even for someone who managed to be on multiple teams at once.

Breaking News: Holla Forums in outrage over cheeky joke. Calls for the death of cape shit while shilling european comics and edgy shit.

Remember when X-23 was socially awkward and spoke robotically because of her past as a test tube killing machine?

Well, scrub that shit she's now a punky quippy action girl with sassittude! Just like every single other female superhero! House of ideeaas!

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you broke the thread

The only reason they do this shit is because they're spoiled brats who're used to getting exactly what they want. They think they deserve popularity and anything else they want with the least effort possible, because they're just used to having things handed to them.
You see it in video games, too. They make shit-tier hipster indie crap, and when no one buys it or everyone demands refunds, they throw giant fits that they're held accountable for not making a quality product and insulting their consumer.

I liked when she was just an autistic cold machine child who had to learn how to love while Logan tried to teach her like a good parent. Also some Yuri love with her new 'sister' Jubilee.

It's like that's the only way they know how to write female characters now. I already miss the old X-23.

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GENOCIDE NOW

I'm intrigued, explain please.

Bingo. They've had their cocks sucked by parents and teachers all the way to so-called adulthood, and when someone plants themselves in front of them and tells them they're wrong, the claws slide out of their housings and their fangs fill with venom, and any weapon daddy's money can buy, they'll get. They're pretty pathetic, to be honest.

God, I can't believe how much that dude on the right looks like the "trust fund frat boy" stereotype.

This whole shit is reaching the point where it's begging to be parodied/deconstructed.

Imagine a comic book about a new female superhero whose shtick is that due to her powers she's constantly having quantum leap moments where she's finding herself in the role of various superheroes in the marvel canon, both male and female.

Obviously this would get the attention of people who for whatever reason want to see females in male superhero roles, however a point that gets made in the story every time she makes a leap is how much she understandably struggles when trying to adapt to the role of all these different superheroes.

After awhile she starts to focus less on trying to be people she isn't and starts focusing instead on her own strengths upon which she starts to gain some control over her power allowing her to figure out how to stop the uncontrollable leaps.

Frat boys get pretty girls.

Is that fan art or is that actually from a comic?

Oh, right. I guess I should have settled with "trust fund douchebag."

I've said this once, and I will say this again; Thank god they are not doing anything with Cassandra Cain.

Actually from a comic. In the 2010 run of X-23, there were a few issues illustrated by Sana Takeda. She's a pretty good artist. But she doesn't use pastel colors or draw chibi faces, she makes superheroes attractive and probably asks for a salary more than 'exposure', so she has no place in current comics.

I'm adding that to my lexicon.

Man, I remember back when they all collectively shit their panties over her Heroes For Hire cover. I'm surprised Marvel actually didn't back away from publishing it like they would today.

There's a reason they only talk about moeshit and waifus.

I don't think you understand this issue here.
This is from a salty Treehouse localizer who is upset when people call them out on their crap. It's not that it's not true, it's that they're trying to make it seem like an awful thing when actual fans of a series get upset about them not doing their fucking job.
How shit of a localizer do you have to be to not be able to understand Japanese food puns in names? They're always fucking blatant.

Why does X-23 look like lord Voldemort?

Remember when the art for these comics was good and wasn't tumblr-tier fanart shit?

Got a storytime?

Holy fucking shit, I'm surprised they even went with that cover back then. Amazing how different companies operate after just 10 years of sheer disappointing fuckery. Nowadays, Batgirl can't even cry and Spider-Woman can't show butt without the tumblrverse demanding a beheading.

you healed it

remember when superheroes had to keep their identities secret and had more to deal with than twitter drama from the real world? Good times.

Some e-celeb said something like this regarding Ghostbusters and it sums it up really well.

Like you said, it's not that they are angry that a woman is taking the role, they are angry that the role is being replace/rebooted in the first place.

Offended? Nah.

I know that's right. They'd probably turn her trans and give her that dumb half shaved hairstyle every tumblr character has.

Every generation of comics has had its hacks. Before the tumblr artists it was people like Greg Land with their photo-realistic shit. Before them it was the anime/manga rip-offs. Before them it was people like Rob Liefeld. There was probably a type of hack before Liefeld and even going way back to the beginning you had hacks like Bob Kane who swiped and traced whenever he could actually be bothered to draw something himself, and who took credit for the blood and sweat of others when he couldn't.

You just notice the tumblr artists more because the industry is decaying rather than thriving.

Stan Lee as well. Who took credit for others' work constantly.

Properly assfucked Jack Kirby, the industry's whipping boy.

Western comics, at least the big two cape comic publishers were built by hacks who could out-con, out-copy, and make a bigger name for themselves while the people with talent were used as a means to an end. When we get the rare good comics, they're what happens when the hacks have been outed or are busy doing something else, and allows the talent to do something good.

The hacks just took over Marvel and DC again. When they flop, talented people will rush in again and make something people love, and will be unceremoniously fired when some hack takes their limelight.

That actually sounds pretty cool. I'd read that.

Okay, but to be fair Stan didn't actually draw, nor did he claim to. I was talking primarily about hack artists

It'd be too long, and I think unnecessary, but please enjoy these comparisons in artwork and personality. Before, X-23 was an overly pragmatic emotionless killer who did not understand jokes and barely used contractions.

Now she is yet another Strong Female Characterâ„¢ whendonspawn qupping omg kickbutt dry sarcasm machine who's only character flaw is that she's not entirely confident in herself, who of course now has a high school like love interest in Angel, a tiny deadpool-like sidekick, and has an issue in which, I am not fucking kidding, teams up with Squirrel Girl to find a lost squirrel who is a father.

I fucking hate comics.

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Couldn't just say some people dissasprove could they.

Just had to get the guys on the internet dig in there, thus showing that X-23 is not the one speaking but rather the author using her as a mouthpiece.

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please stop triggering /co;/

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They didn't really have to say anything.

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"Quit whining, Man-Boys! We're not going to destroy your beloved comic books!" The Tumblrista shouted, her chins jiggling wildly as she and her bearded cucklings destroyed our beloved comic books.

KEEP YOUR CUCKING OUT OF OUR COMICS
KEEP YOUR CUCKING OUT OF OUR COMICS
KEEP YOUR CUCKING OUT OF OUR COMICS

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We are never going to get cute squrriel girl back are we? i wouldn't be surprise if she gets retcon as transgender soonz

Stop, it only makes the pain worse.

man, the WWE does a better fucking job of trying to put their characters over. And I fucking despise Roman Reigns.

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This is just a marketing gimmick to create controversy to drive up sales. No different then captain falcon or whor.

Why is Kitty Pryde wearing Wolverine's costume and why did they make her look like Maisey Williams if Maisey Williams had been hit between the eyes with a hammer?

But Maisie Williams already looks like she's been hit between the eyes with a hammer

You can always not read it or something.

Man, that second pic is actually a pretty great cover. Too bad the completely ruin it with The Unbeatable Pig-Nose.

Does anyone even buy the new Marvel comics anymore? Seriously? I pretty sure even the feminists wouldn't waste their money on this.

Are there any examples of characters talking shit about the comic's fans before the internet? Did comics even respond to criticism within the story before now? When exactly was the first "fuck all the misogynist haters" moment?

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Yes. Lots actually. They posted fan letters at the back of comics. Lots of juicy fan drama. Some examples?
When Black Cat became Spiderman full time partner, lots of fans argued with each other.

"Ever since she teamed up with Spidey, it seems he can't even win a battle with anybody! She keeps saving the day. Get rid of her! "

"Spidey should be able to take care of himself!"

"What is wrong with a strong female lead? Her flaws are many, but it is outweighed by her heroism."

I say the 80's is when the progressive stuff started influencing the comics. It wasn't all bad though. Token characters like John Stewart are actually pretty cool. I think everything went to shit in the late 2000's.

Last comment was Spidey addressing the fans. I should of mentioned that.

The other comments J.Scribner and Mark, both Black Cat haters. They wrote Marvel just to complain about her. And before you attack me saying John Stewart was introduced in the 70s, I know. I was just was trying to say shit got more progressive in the 80's.

Exactly. They didn't need to hit her again.

Except that this "marketing gimmick" has demonstrably failed at least five times in a row these last few years. What will it take for capeshit producers to realize that pandering to progressivism does the exact opposite of assuring heightened sales?

This reads like it was written by someone who only watched the episodes of X-Men Evolution she appeared in, but then turned them off halfway through.

It wouldn't even be as bad if she didn't look so disgusting.

Good observation. It's like all female action heroes became Buffy the vampire slayer.

Seems like the problem is that none of the artists working at Marvel can figure out how to translate Erica Henderson's fugly art into something that's actually presentable, so most don't even bother to try.

Though for some reason Marvel tends to get decent artists to do the variants for Unbearable Squirrel, presumably to hide the fact that the actual art is dog shit.

It's clear that they can't figure out if the character is supposed to be ugly, or if that's just the artist "style".

it's ugly as fuck art disguised as "style"

Every time!

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How about we blame their unhealthy worship of Joss Whedon?

Holy shit, you scared me for a moment there.

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Man, who knew X-23 had a great sense of humor!
Can someone explain to me why X-23 would even take up Wolverines mantle? And why would Wolverine need someone to take up his mantle anyways?

Her fucking code name is Talon, that was the name she grew herself. FUCK. She didnt' ever WANT to be Wolverine, she became her own person.

because the world doesn't want or need white male anymore. so sayeth our glorious sjw overlords who just happen to be either white or male or both

Why the fuck does she have to be New Wolverine? Just make her own fucking comic.
If she's such a great character, they'll take off if they're good.

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This is apparently a part of an alternate universe thing. I think it's canon with Old Man Logan.

But yeah, it's still retarded. Wolverine isn't a symbol or a character you'd think would have a high enough opinion of his mantle that he would see fit to pass it down to his offspring and x-23 is already well established as her own thing.

It makes zero fucking sense in any canon though.

It's not part of an alternate universe. X-23 is Wolverine. Whatever alternate universe thing you might be referring to is probably Secret Wars, but Wolverine died beforehand. After Secret Wars, the Wolverine from Old Man Logan showed up. So he'll probably be Wolverine again once some status quo thing happens after Civil War 2.

You get what you deserve

You know how many porn artist have twitter and post updates through there? I need to know when that shit gets uploaded to echentai, yo. Also it's an easy way to get news and know when news comes out.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Anyway, the SJWs have been infiltrating twitter as of recent. I say wait five years. That'll be their new hub, rather than Tumblr. The great migration has already begun.

They've existed since the dawn of it. It's better used as a glorified RSS feed for websites that don't have them.

SJWs have existed everywhere since at least 2010.
My point is that they're going from Tumblr to Twitter in droves. Like I said, it'll be the new SJW hub.

That's incredibly doubtful seeing as twitter in general is dying incredibly fast.

SJWs barely supported tumblr and that had to be bought out by Yahoo, Twitter is sinking faster than Tumblr at any rate.

Man, that takes me back. I remember fapping to that cover when I was about 14.

They've been saying that shit for a year or two now. It's not dying any time soon.

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That's about the time it takes for a business to die. Holla Forums has the same retarded notion that things like this are instant. Same reason they have trouble with games that are actually in beta, same reason publishers bullshit. It's because people are impatient.

Twitter is hemorrhaging money and investors are leaving fast. They're in fact thinking of leaving their short post length format to attract users back.

Oh yeah, I forgot how a lot of strong female girl comic characters seem to have connection to a rock band because of how unique and rebellious it is.


Wasn't the whole unique gimmick of Twitter was that they were all quick fast messages? If the drop the short post format, then it'll just be a blog site.

That's how you tell it's written by an out of touch old foggy who grew up in the 80s. No modern kids give half a shit about rock bands.

This, kids today listen to garbage like vaporwave or pseudo-insightful trash like arctic monkeys or modest mouse.

this is why i only read manga these days. at least i don't have to deal with this shit. i'm just dreading the day this hysteria infects japan too.

It won't, they're losing ground in the mainstream and Joe Average has started to get sick of their shit.

Sooner or later they'll find out what a shill is. Then somebody will tell them about Holla Forums. Sooner or later they'll find out exactly what kinds of communities hang out on freech and SA.

You are my fellow Keeper of the Seven Keys.

Huh. They're really going out of their way to ruin Vampirella, aren't they?

For fuck's sake, why is everyone hiring this hack fraud with yellow teeth?

Because she has a good work ethic and is reliable. If you wanted to be a write more than you wanted to criticize others then you could be in a similar position as she is.

Because she can suck marbles through a straw.

Why live, user.

I don't mind pink bubbles go ape, but I can see why other people don't like it
Chameleon is still irredeemable

Hello Kate.


Is a shame for his deseased adulterous boyfriend she can't suck out cancer.


You can say a lot of things about Brütal Legend, but it was right.

If you wanted to be a writer, then you'd be writing right now. Whether it was a comic script, a short story, whatever, you'd be writing. It's clear you don't want to create though, you just want to complain and criticize.

Guess what, that story you'd love to read, that perfect story, the only way it will ever exist is if you get off your lazy ass, stop shitposting, and do some work.

Kate is doing her thing, and instead of doing your own thing, you bitch and moan that she's fulfilling her life goals while you let the world pass you by.

I couldn't get through it because of just how little they seemed to know about metal.

It had Ozzy Osbourne

Did the people who tried to reboot vampirella know anything about the history of the character?

You are implying they even care about the stories they are trying to reboot. They just take anything remotely popular and sexualized to reshape it in their ideology.

She doesn't get out much.

Franchises are a tool for their agendas, nothing more. From Star Wars to Vampirella, it's all the same to them.

Taking one look at Leth's twitter and the hours upon hours that she wastes on it shows that her being had nothing to with having sort of work ethic and more to do with her having brown-nosed all the right people and her writing being so childishly simplistic that she can shit out her scripts at the last possible minute with no regard for whether or not the final product is shit.

Shut up, you yellowtoothed beaver mutant. Use those big teeth to fill your mouth with bark instead of flimsy arguments.

I miss old X-23

And her thing is to do something badly. It doesnt matter if she would be the most time-efficient chef in the history of mankind with amazing working ethic, if all of her food tastes like shit and gives people food poisoning.

Kate Leth treats writing as how fangirls treat it: Something that doesnt have any skills or rules to it, just do whatever. Shes incredibly wrong, good writing is a skill on itself, learning it takes time and effort, something Kate has completely ignored and decides to play a victim instead when the shitty quality of her writing comes up.

I'd rather someone with actual writing talent got the job: not me, certainly not Leth.

C-cool

You seem to think that hard work alone leads to success. This is not the case, and the fact that Leth and her friends even have careers is proof of this.

So long as you can actually read Japanese, you should be fine. It's not really in the Japanese nature to complain about pointless shit.

Nigga, I'm an Aeronautics engineer. My position and contribution to society are solid. Kate is a hack writer and one of thousands of shitty female writers who can't write worth a damn that have infested a medium I've been attached to since I could read . I have every fucking right to Criticize that loser.

Tell us more.

Go to Cal Poly. Get a good job. Don't go into arts or humanities if you want to eat good food for the rest of your life.

Bit late for me unfortunately

Both of these are debatable, but the fact that you didn't write "Is a good writer" or "Is talented" already says enough.

Got halfway through Comp Sci, went into arts.
Eh, not like being in a thing I hated was gonna get me good money anyway.

Or he could be taking a break, has writers block or could have just finished a project." Right now" is irrelevant to his status as a writer.

-This argument could be applied to you as well.
-There's no evidence he NEVER wants to create or doesn't already.
-Artists and writers criticize each others work all the time. This is how the actually good ones improve their craft.

God forbid a comic consumer criticize a comic writer, and their product. Like when you go to a restaurant and eat burger filled with turd. You have no right criticize the chef or burger because you don't work for the restaurant. Isn't it obvious.

Then live your passion and do what you want. What I hate is when people bitch that their womens studies degree doesn't make bank.

I sort of meant what kind of stuff do you make?

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America needs to take off it's hat.

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Says the guy trying to justify his life choices on an anonymous imageboard.

This is why comic writers don't give a shit what any of you have to say.

We're not talking about art, we're talking about criticism and saying 'you couldn't do any better' is generally a good indicator that the person making that argument has nothing to say that's worth listening to.

You guys aren't criticizing Kate's comics, you're bitching and crying about how she shouldn't have a job and how you could do better. If any of you could do better, you'd be doing it.

Going, "Oh, well I have a degree in this and I work as an engineer, blah blah blah" is pretty funny. Kate is a writer, she knows what she's doing, you're an engineer you don't know jack shit about writing.

How would any of you faggots feel if Kate came to where you worked and started telling you how to do your job?

Your shitty argument was already debunked.


The Hellcat threads we have would say otherwise.

Neither does Kate


Again, this is the best indicator that you don't actually have anything worthwhile to say

You don't need to have been President of the United States to know whether or not the President of the United States is doing a good job/deserves to have his job.

If that's what you got out of that metaphor you deserve to get your head bashed in for being a retard. It's not like you were using that brain for anything useful

Do you see how that argument completely falls apart? Shut up, you moron.

Beiber, Sarkeesian, Weedman Trudeau.

Canadians are just legendary at being pieces of garbage. Horde of shitty actors infesting our talent pool in the states. Flood the market with shitty cartoons like Johnny Test.

What has Canada ever given the the United States worth a damn?

Bret Hart. Chris Jericho. Edge, Christian. And Chris Benoit.


But I'm pretty sure that's it.


That's it.

Bill Shatner
Michael J Fox
Dan Akroyd

I have a right to Criticize because I read fucking comics. IF I BOUGHT A MUSTANG. AND IT BROKE DOWN. EVEN IF I DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT MAKING CARS. IM PRETTY SURE I CAN CALL IT A SHITTY MUSTANG.

shit
shit
Top Tier fella

How dare you. Back to the Future and Spin City were God-tier

But teen wolf was overrated. And the guy needs to take a chill pill. He never stops moving. It's like he has no respect for people when talks to them. It's shameful.

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Being able to do better than her would logically mean we would be MORE likely to dislike her work. And producing better quality work than Leth doesn't mean it is/will be published.

Can we also judge something Positively if we are not a part of the genre?

Like therefore should nobody also be defending Kate Leth because objectively they have not produced comics therefore can't ascertain its quality?

You are a chief retard

This thread, and this board for this matter, is nothing more than butthurt monday morning quarterbacks. You chose to be an engineer, I chose to be a writer. Now excuse me while I go finish the next issue of Hellcat and enjoy watching you all cry about it when you analyze it like it's a Stanley Kubrick film. Your butthurt fuels me.

Wow. Not part of this debate but this is a very symbolic in my opinion.

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The difference is an engineer can actually write something of value.

No one can be as dreadful as Dan Slot in my opinion. Spiderverse was an abortion.

I thought he already died of cancer?

Apropos of nothing, but a thought just struck me.

You could make a few small tweaks here and there, and X-Men would go from Holla Forums propaganda to straight up Holla Forumsitical manifesto.

No, hear me out. Think about it.


Feel free to add to the list.

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Clearly you either forgot that Magento was in a Nazi camp or that the running theme in Xmen is that the cycle of violence based on tribalism is self destructive.

no, we're angry that all this girl power/men are evil shit is still going on, it's causing all these shitty versions of things we love to be made and everything is political now, fun isn't allowed.

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fuck off


Hi Kate


all those threads about hellcat and it's poor panel structure, art and proportions disagree

this is true but there is nothing wrong with doing so.

no one has made this claim

no. I'm sure I could kill a lot more people than Elliot Rodger and I think he was very sloppy in his approach.
Does this mean I'm a murderer, want to be one or mean anything? No it doesn't you stupid nigger.

all evidence to contrary

you don't know whether he is an engineer or his writing capabilities, by your own logic you must now prove you're better than that user or otherwise your falacious point is invalid

appeal to emotion. Argument disregarded.

also apex kek at
good one.

So…..you're admitting it's not good? If the writing was as good as you say it is ("She knows what she's doing", remember?) , it could be held to a certain standard. This is you admitting this is amateur writing.

So, Ms. Cancerteeth. Aspiring writer that just got done with a 10-page comic here. I am quite confident that I know at the very least as much as you do about writing. I am also currently writing things. What exactly am I missing or not doing right that makes me think your writing is no better than mexican soap operas?

I want to say this is a troll, but somehow I wouldn't put it past Kate Leth to white knight herself on image forums.

It is in her nature; remember, she's the type of person to search her own name and then report on the 'harassment'. That's why Shitty Web Comics and Logic'd got shut down, they started jabbing at Leth. Don't be surprised if there's an article on The Mary Sue about how the denizens of misogynist trolls sexually assault a brave female content producer through the internet while screaming that her comic isn't as good as other comics, and how they hate minorities.

In case this somehow is real, our butthurt doesn't mean much. Sales do. Desire to make a living and entertain more people should be something that fuels you.

Besides that, writing is not that difficult (especially for comics), and many artists moved on to it with very good results. Hell, Anyone who graduates college should have a good enough handle on it.

t. white woman

I always believe it's a troll until proof is certain. But I have seen some Masochists on Holla Forums and /baph/ that enjoy arguing with every single person they can find.

It's not like the chans don't have a reputation already. You know what you're getting into when you come on one.

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Didn't Logan quit being Wolverine? And since she's technically his daughter, doesn't that mean she can inherit the Wolverine title?

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Wolverine got Convergence'd, essentially. I'm not sure where he is but Old Man Logan is around now.

Cape comics started going down the crapper as soon as they pretended to be something more than just entertaining tales of superheroes saving the day in various cool ways from various cool-looking superheroes.

That's when hacks with all the right connections managed to worm their way into the business, and the only decent writers that were left are guys in their 50's and 60's, who are all out of ideas.

Comics thrived when comic companies knew that writing comics is piss-easy and would hire any random teenager off the street with enough passion and some cool ideas to pen scripts, thus allowing for creativity to bloom.

Now we're stuck with SJW hacks and whiners and burned-out former stars, some of whom have also turned into SJW hacks.

He got eaten and nuWolverine has to go and rescue him.

Wolverine is a title that can be inherited?

I don't know WHY someone wants to be Wolverine. It's a thankless job, just like being Spider-man.

At least Captain America make sense. It's a government title. Any dick jane and harry can put on the stripes however when you disrespect the original holder of the title and turn him into a old man because "lol his values are old."

Fucking retards.

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Why would she want to? What kind of in universe importance does the title of "Wolverine" have, that it warrants being passed on?

Just for giggles, I took a look at "Kate's" posting history. "She" is the same one posting about how amazing Lena Dunham is in the "Alex Hersch is being a fag about Trump" thread.

Personally, I think it's just a troll. I doubt the real Katey-poo could use a keyboard to save her life. She probably just fucks some married guy at Marvel and has him transcribe her babble.

that's nice and all but no.
Their's plenty of great quality cape comics that strive to be more than mindless fun.
Watchmen is the definitive example.

I disagree with the white knight fag defending kate but i also think it's kind of hotpockety to fuck around with regular conversations and banter on the board by going through people's history and reporting it to the public. as mod you should strive to remain objective, redwoods sjw favoritism is what led me to leave 4/co/ in the first place.

man up, pussy

I with the moralfag. It's in bad taste to air the dirty laundry of others.

Your Holla Forums is showing, casual.

You are terrible at this. Do you understand the point of an anonymous imageboard? It's so the posts stand on their own, so nobody knows who is behind a post, obviously I wasn't Kate Leth, obviously I was shitposting, but the fun part of that was that there could always be the doubt, the nagging suspicion that maybe a retard like Kate does browse Holla Forums, but in your infinite faggotry you've ruined that.

You are the killer of memes, you are a failure as a mod.

If not samefag, let me tell you right now that they'd do the exact same thing. And you're not in a place where anything is beneath anyone.

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Threads are communal storytelling, they are entertainment. Pretending to be Kate Leth made this thread more fun. I'm not going to apologize for lying on the internet.

man up, pussy

What you should be doing is apologizing for giving up on your ruse.

It was a shitty one but at the very least you should stick to it.

*tips fedora*

Dick Grayson has been Batman a couple of times.
Terry McGennis was given the Batman mantle in Batman Beyond.
Tony Stark gave Rhodey the Iron Man Mantle.

McDs, Mickey Mouse, what's the difference?

man up, pussy

Lets not forget that T'Chala is not the first Black Panther and that The Phantom mantle has been passed down from generation to generation as well.

Both are mantles that are based around being inherited.

Wolverine isn't a symbol and his mantle isn't related to a legend. the suit isn't even needed and a lot of his outfits straight up leave him in more civillian like clothes. His name has no real meaning to anyone or anything besides a codename he got.

Really sick of seeing these fucking narcissists can't let go the fact not everyone wants to praise them by default so they must use the medium they are in to funnel their complaints about it.

Just grow the fuck up, learn to accept you can't please everyone and just write good stories. Comic books are not your personal diary or crusade to change the world, they're fucking comic books.

That didn't stop them with Thor, user.

And thor was fucking retarded too.

Your point?

That they don't give a shit.

Empty people cannot understand that logic, Holla Forumsmrade. They need constant praise because there is a void where their heart should be. That's where all the insecurity, narcissism, and neon pink hair comes from, because they're empty inside. They have no core. They're just a collection of fads glued together to form something that looks like a person. And they know this on a subconscious level, but since the internet has allowed them to form cliques made up of other empty people like them, they don't realize that it's a situation unique to themselves.

This seems to be a big problem with my generation. It doesn't affect everyone, clearly, but it does affect a good number. Where so many kids ignored in the 90's that it led to a boom in attention starved adults?

they didn't

You should apologize to your ancestors for dishonoring them by pretending to be that foul bag of STDs.

The thing is Thor is a name. Wolverine on the other hand is a codename that could be used by anyone.

I think he's talking about Cold War shenanigans. Could be wrong.

A codename assigned to him as a personal identifier. It is related to his personal identity. It isn't a legacy name like Captain america, or batman, or superman, or flash is. He doesn't even use it half the time.

Think of how retarded it'd be if they killed emma frost and replaced her with a black-latino lesbian muslim woman and she went by the codename Emma Frost. Knowing modern comics she'd have a completely different powerset too.

Well, if she dies in cryostasis, and white genocide is real…

Ever notice it's never the hot women who want to ruin comics?

Out of curiosity, what other dumb shit has happened to the X-men recently?

im at B^U of words here. she is white, she is implying a race is inertly evil

Beats me. I gave up when Northstar not only bum-married, he mixed race and species, as well.

this.


how can someones hair get that fucking greasy? HOW? it's worse than a NEET

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Why the fuck does Marvel feel the need to re-invent every fucking established thing in their universe?

Well I guess that means she's asking for the same thing half of us are

Silly user, she's just a transnigger, she decided so last week.

Gotta pander for those tasty sjw points, except they don't fucking buy them and Marvel is apparently too dense to put 2 and 2 together.

Alexander grahambell and the phone. The invention of marysueman erm, superman, but thats not a great one. Thats all I got. And I need to ask, sarkcunt studied in canada, but is she canadian?

They are creatively bankrupt and have been for a very long time?

Lettering so sloppy, i'm almost tempted to think it was intentional.

His life choices led to him becoming an Aeronautics engineer. He ain't gotta justify SHIT!

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#REK'T!

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Fuck off, tripfag.

Except if your name happens to be Emma Frost.

D-do people actually do that?

Clearly a straight male sexual fantasy.

That unironically is my fetish.

WE GOTS TO BRING IT BACK NIGGA

This one is still my favourite

X-23 is ruined. Goodbye friends.

It's weird how all the female characters in Marvel are exactly the same now. They think they have added diversity, but they genuinely all have the same traits, dialogue, etc.

This is so fucking pitiful and it's not helped by all the lazy over-reliance on photoshop effects to try and cover the artist's lack of talent.

Fuck you, kids! Rock bands are still the shit!

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Yeah, bullshit.

I thought wolverine's job was to beat the shit out of people
aren't there like 50 other X-men who could do that?

Actually, they did.

bleedingcool.com/2016/01/27/retailers-complain-about-collapsing-marvel-and-dc-sales/

cosmicbooknews.com/content/comic-book-retailers-sound-dc-marvel-sales-drop

ozzy, blue oyster cult, cheap trick, etc used to be considered part of the heavy metal genre

then screech metal happened, got labeled as the default for metal somehow, and everyone who was once metal got reassigned to classic rock

so a more competent jubilee?

You forgot one, faggot.

earlier Bioware games
you know, before EA bought them and turned them into the new post-purchase Origin

It's simple, we kill marvel

Ozzy is still metal.

Same with Sabbath and Dio.

Anyone who says otherwise is a faggot that knows nothing about the history of the genre.

Hair Metal is also Metal.

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Except the telephone was patented in 1876, before he became an American citizen. And even after 1882, he had a home in Nova Scotia. He was still living there at the time of the Halifax explosion, two years after that remark about being American.

Truth talker as well

Fast foward to 1:15.

It makes perfect sense when you think about it. Rock bands aren't popular anymore because they got infected with the same cancer that comics have now. It isn't that there's a shortage of talented people who want to make quality work it's that they can't gain coverage without constantly virtue signaling or kissing ass. So the only people who still find the rock image interesting are the people who ruined it in the first place.

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AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

It's getting a laugh out of me!