The Official Pony Holla Forumsread

because the degeneracy what else.

cute boys posting cute ponies

pone bodies are better than anthro and humanized

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nou

gOTTA GO

Bye

Both look good. Depends on whats going on.

Awwwwww

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Time to pass out. Love you fags

old bread isn't full yet

the fuck you doing

what the fuck lmao

wot

nice bot applejack

That was me, I accidentally set my bot to the wrong thread. Just ignore the other thread. I have a bot doing the mind numbing task of capping the rest of it so ppl wont bump it, fuck that,

yo Holla Forumsread

please give me the code for that

i really want that shit.

No.

why not fam

Give it to me instead.

i knew it
rookie mistake

good night tiny friends

Night guys

make it yourselves you lazy cunts

I refuse.

Sleep well.

You dont want bots! Bots can be bad!

Goodnight.

Because posting it will only enable people who would otherwise be incapable of producing an automated means of spamming, it's a bad decision. I am aware a lot of people can code but a lot of others can't, and in that area of "can't do's" there's a lot of "wana do's" I'd rather keep this away from.

0.02 btc for it

lol

If I were to give it to you, I wouldn't sell it. What do you want it for?

Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody, I got some money 'cause i just got paid, How I wish I had someone to talk to, I'm in an awful way

I'm not sure if I'm being memed.

Oh god, I loved the original. Is this one any good?

buy alcohol and drink till u die

youtube.com/watch?v=wqi3CSGJnds

ur a meme

The trailer looks based imotbqhf

i dont know im bored and i like spam bots

soundcloud.com/nightcrawlermusic/4-nightcrawler-road-blaster#t=0:35

Makes me want to take my best girl for a night out on the town

You should do that.

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You love this stuff huh
I think you have been asked this but did you ever watch kung fury? it has certain elements you might enjoy. Also you could like Moonbeam City. It's a cartoon show but it is dank and has delicious eighties synth flavour

Bots are neat. That's why I create them, all kinds. From R.A.T's to data mining analytics tools and shitposting scripts.

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Neeens a bot to taunt Skye because he made fun of my Chrysallis unit of temp measure.

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I'm going to need to watch this, with my grandfather. We watched the first one, it was fuckin bad.

I'll be chekcing KAT.CR for it.

Yes. It's based af.

King fury.. the one on youtube right? youtube.com/watch?v=bS5P_LAqiVg

Of course.

Guess who's back?

morning

Just checking
Is your theme based on the blood dragon menu?

Hai Scotch

Forgot the hash. Classic.

Speedman?

HEHEHEHEH

oh crap. looks like I'll be going back to using my old trip

Nice try

fam just delete the post. nobody wants to impersonate you

This displeases me greatly.

Freakazoid?!

nah i prefer this one anyway.

Ye
How's it going?

if i wanted to i could just rent a gpu farm and crack any tripcode

No. Fuck you.

I'm fine, just went out with my family for my birthday

You should do that and send them all to me.

its like $100 per 24 hours of rental

Worth it.

Ah sweet
Happy birthday
Was it fun?

test

test 2

It was pretty fun, but my brother was being an asshole the entire time, as usual

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Morning, boo!

ok now im just entering random shit as the tripcode

Me too?

WHAT ARE THE FUCKING ODDS

RUUUUBY

are you busy right now?

Kek, is he younger or older than you?
siblings can be cunts and they split the inheritance ugh. I forgot, how old are you now, twenty two?

Twenty one, it wasn't as crazy as you would imagine. He's younger than me, thinks that he needs to act independent and forces his shitty music on my family. I can't stand being in the car with him for more than twenty minutes

Morning, Scootch!

Not really. What's up?

Oh nice, legal drinking
What type music?

wanna talk for a bit in the tubes?

youtube.com/watch?v=YVIHeIOGTtY

Well it definitely isn't morning for either of us, but hi, what's up?

Pop hood music, get it out of my head

Sure!

It's always morning somewhere. Anyways, I'm just chilling. Been playing pokemon in the nude.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT CHECK THIS TRIPCODE

IM FUCKING DONE LAST TRIPCODE I WILL EVER GEN

We got ourselves a regular J.R.R. Tolkien right here

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youtube.com/watch?v=D-wZXK9F4VU

AWWWW POOR LITTLE FLUTTER

Do you have an example? I'm not sure what that is but it doesn't sound like a good mix

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT TO CUDDLE IT

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I called him up to get the name of the song, so it's authentic as it gets

Mmmmm Fluttercuddles.

fug I knew it would be this crazy hairdo having song about cocaine singing nigga
wew

heh really? it has catchy elements but it is not a great song.

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If tolkein played pokemon without any clothes on, yes.

What a rookie mistake. Reminds me when I leaked my secure special trip.

You mean my Holla Forums theme? It's based off the retro 80s synth wave stuff I love to listen to.

I wen 200% autism with it

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He typed Lord of the Rings naked in his closet using only two fingers

The shitty voice distortion gets me everytime

It would be pretty sick if it was ALL periods because that I is an eye soar.

i guess you could say, its an I sore

sore*

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To fuck a fish, first you need to knock all its teeth out with a hammer or pull them out with pliers. Try not to mess up the fish lips. And don't get your cock stuck in the gills.
Sometimes you just have to cut open the belly and fuck the fish guts if the mouth is too small.
This is especially good if there are a lot of fish eggs that splat out when you cum.
Next, you'll want to fry up what's left and eat it for lunch, waste not want not

tldr

i dont believe you

Have you dpne this before?

Only god can judge me. If you have ever been out in the wild, the true wilderness, for more than a few weeks without another soul for company you'll find the sweet warmth of a fishes insides calls out to strongly to ignore. Aside from the obvious pleasure, it is practical and efficient. Do you disagree?

*too

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I think it's pretty weird. I wouldn't do that. It seems gross. Plus I live in a ranch and I have gone out into the ranches of which are a few thousand acres on horseback, slept on grass with nothing my my single action colt .45, so I have been out and about once or twice and I never really felt an urge to fuck the wild life. I've only done this in winter time because flees, ticks, rattlesnakes, mosquitoes and all that bad stuff is none existent during that time.

Are you the same user from the other day that acted really depressed and kept saying "That's the kind of pony I am"?

youtube.com/watch?v=3xbLuSLqCh0

This is good. Really good.

this

there's a bunch of anons on now, it's like I know nobody here anymore..

You have tasted the isolation then
But how long were you out there? Was it more than a few weeks? When I go out it is for a month or more and I am surrounded by no less than twenty thousand acres of uninhabited land full of forests so deep and swamps so thick only one accustomed to despair dare venture through them. When you have done this and still felt no desire to achieve sexual release in a warm body, then you can tell me it is weird and I will accept your judgment

no
gross

Oh no, what a disaster.

Watching how to train ur dragon now 🐉🐊🐍🐲

You are usually okay at identifying anons. Do you not know who I am?

DESIGNATED

*i paw ur thigh u moan*

I have. Different kinds too. My preschool teacher would lock you in the closet for hours when you misbehaved, and I'd misbehave a lot. I once spent about a month in juvenile detention in complete isolation too.

The most I have spent out in the woods alone is about 2 weeks. I was about 14yo and got into an argument with my mom so I took a machette and a backpack with camping supplies, back then I was really into the survival thing so I always kept a backpack full of neat stuff, like a chrome blanket, fire starter, one of those manual charging flashlights and went deep into the woods behind my house, spent a few hours clearing up some land between tall brush and made it really nice, accumulated a bunch of wood around the sides and stuff, it was a really great spot after I was done with it. I had a passage way you had to crawl in through between some thick brush like a giant rabbit hole. It was so cool several f my friends actually joined me when I ran away, though they only lasted 2 days max and I stayed there for days, just walking around during the day exploring, collecting these things from cactus that are edible and tasted nice. I even managed to whack a rabbit with a stick after chasing it into some brush and killed it, I brought it back to my camp site and had a friend skin it because I don't know how to do that. We ate it, used a little propane cooker thing I had there. I would have been there longer but someone told my grandpa where I was and he showed up on his harley laughing when he saw my camp site and told me to go back home.

also there's a little creek that passes around my ranch so I'd spend a lot of time there, fishing and stuff

I have no idea.

I don't have swamp land around here, fuck that. I can image the bad stuff that would be lurking around a place like that… Worst there are here are mountain lions.

also a month without a bath sounds horrifying.

baths are a scam made up by the soap industry

You must be french.

Question: If I died in my apartment like a rat in a cage, would the neighbors smell the corpse before the cat ate my face?

so so lonely

cracking tripcodes while my gpu's fan is screaming in pain

this lizard looks very stealth

this lizard looks very stealth

Skitty, what browser do you use?

What gpu?

overclocked GTX 750Ti

FUCKING KEK

I use chrome canary.

the fuck is chrome canary

It's the development version of the botnet browser.
google.com/chrome/browser/canary.html
Disclaimer: May contain horrible bugs

surely that must be difficult for that card

Well aren't you a special snowflake

NO THANKS

I would recommend Chromium as an alternative, however it's not certain if there is any more hidden malware, like that time when it switched on users' microphones without permission.

It is essentially chromium with googles auto updating functionality.

I use canary because I like staying ahead on the update curve, to get the first new changes first.

I use it because I do web dev related stuff.

generating tripcodes so i cant get my !……..I. one or whatever it is

for instance, they had just enabled element transparency by defining a color like red #FF0000XX where XX would be the transparency value, but now they have removed that and it's no longer working.

every other animal on earth does absolutely fine without soap and doesn't find their own bodily odors repulsive

cleaning yourself when you're sick or cleaning stuff that is actually potentially harmful off you like feces or whatever is fine

everything else is literally a scam

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Everything is a scam

How do I know you're not the scam trying to reverse phycologicallyy me?

becase im not trying to sell you something

everything is a scam when the jews are in charge

Your default mode brain can't tell the difference

What should I watch after how to train ur dragons?

I CRACKED YOUR TRIP XDDDDDDDDDD

scat porn

wtf!>>5861113

the sequel

The Good Mother (2013).

Dragon porn

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what does this equal

oh gr8

Le charme discret de la bourgeoisie.

FUCKING LOL

He looks more like Elliot Rodgers

stop hiding from the truth

another tripcode to add to our roster

Do you know how many kkk charters are in Texas? Also that guy is killing me with his edge (yes I know the full story)

Are u meming me?

….

This feels like a compliment.

I just did that to see who would bother using it. lol, I've already posted it before.

#Hmfﾑ梺Lb｡P

yeah well we didn't have it so

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test

It's not, sorry dude

VERY FUNNY

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It's just another ricin murder drama. Might be worth watching once, but it's not that significant.

No thanks

G O T T E M

gnight bread

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Your own fault for having a rapist's forehead.

'nite

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goodnight

I was thinking more cartoony stuff.. less drama and more sciefi, space stuff, etc

Happy Tree Friends, then

then what do you add to your database?

>>>Holla Forums
Kill your shelf

audible chuckle

what am I going to do with all these names?

personal trips

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What do you mean? It's just me..

it doubles as an autobiography?

It's bad enough that I have to keep track of the anons without you changing your name every post

It's not that bad.

What?

I concur.

I'll stick to this name than.

no he has to get used to seeing how the majestic skitty behaves in the wild

Also when that user was shitposting you told me you didn't have a tripcode

anyone gonna be watching some e3?

No.

E3 is shit and not worth watching. It's nothing but hypemongering

What is that?

I'm just using this tripcode for fun tbh.
!DeerkinPVw #鎮I孃l閼 2016/06/11 16:42:21.581 (92 C1 49 9B 6F 6C E8 84/00)

Apparently in Germany, seconds are minutes

It's just fun to see the new games/tech. even if they do come out watered down and look nothing like what was promised

Computex is better for tech, I don't pay attention to games until they're out

I want to generate a Tripcode that says either
!Consector or !Aedifex
I left my thing running all night, never found one. Shitty GPU tbh 0/10

All this e3 talk reminded me, what consoles do you partake in?

lol

I want my seconds to be minutes

none

I got addicted to GTA IV once and regretted it after playing a whole month none stop, 2 months acutally. I sold it right away

I didn't realy play it none stop but it was all I was doing at home so I sold it..

Like you did with ARK?

What a shitter.

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yes ma'me

wtf is that supposed to mean u lil shit

All right, I'll bite, where do you get your art?

how come you guys like horses so much

depends, that was from the game and this is from tumblr

Calm the FUCK DOWN JUSTIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They're pretty

Game?

n-no they're not!

Nuclear Throne

Hey guys, I'm home

Why do you like using my name so much?

I mean I don't mind that people here call me justin but it feels kind of strange.

You're not a Snake and I'm not an Ocelot.
We're men, we have names.

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You and Reece are the only posters whose names I know

That too.

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heyy rapstar hows yooou

Oh great, Skye's here. Fun's over.

well meme'd, jack

I'm watching how to tame your dragon. hi

is reeces name actually reece?

the tumor is growing

Lets go with unstable :3

How're you Reecles?

That's a funny way to spell 'The Silence of the Lambs'!

lol you don't know my real name

I don't know, my name is actually hidden in plain sight

nou, adam

TOP FUIKNG LEL

this guy

wat

It's right in front of you

rough morning is all thanks

to the Skye

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Ros?

Goos?

Goostr?

strosi?

sortsoog?

cute trapgirls in skirts and socks

Not in the tripcode

Horrible

there sure are a lot of dragonns in how to tame ur dragon

I keep wondering what do they even eat

i'd tame a skitty dragon

doesn't it show them eating chickens or something?

i don't remember

You love me :3

The first train your dragon is a decent movie.
The second one is kinda 'eh' though

I hope your day improves~

don't post humans in the horse thread!

the horse thread is for horses and rampant faggotry

but mostly hoses!

it's fine. just hadda busy night

wat

So why Reece if it isn't your real name?

Raptor, I didn't see you there

HOSES

that's another human!

Oh GOD I forgot I have popcorn, I'm going to make some

this

Alla?

Mala?
Mal?

Scotch?

Also horrible

It's like you're not even trying

How would that happen?

That's right, I do love you.

Nohomo

I mean, think about the prehistoric era, there was tons of things for them to eat, the large dinos, there's guge dragons everywhere and I don't see nearly enough prey for them to be preying on, food seems sparse

ur fukin horrible m8

I GIVE UP

Reece may or may not be part of part of my middle and/or surname.. some of the letters are the same…. but I just like what the name Reece actually means. Fiery passion…. I have a very Irish first name tbh… or Scottish it sounds like it could be from Scotland too

Boy I sure love getting razor sharp kernels stuck between my teeth. Also, yeah, I am aware

Also I burned my popcorn because I went outside to grab something from this thing that was hanging next to the door and it had a bunch of bees I didn't see before and then they all flew out and one landed on my chest so I freaked out and slapped it off and ran outside away from the door and had to go around the house and by the time I went back inside the popcorn was burned..

It's Scott

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Oh shit, I didn't realise

Of course no homo!
That'd be gay otherwise!

Now we can awkwardly refer to each other by our first names in front of people so it looks like we know each other really well

*humps*

It looks like you are dating.

All this time people just shortened it to scotch instead, but now they know

This should come up with a clippy image as well as "Would you like help in suggesting a romantic activity?"

LMFAO

I ship it.

DID A DRAGON REALLY JUST SNIFF THE BLACK DRAGONS BUTTHOLE WTF

I thought this was a kkids movie?

He can always come with me to my satanic church. You're never the same afterwards

Hey scot! Do you remember that one time we fought our way through nuns and raped the priest at midnight? that was fun, too bad we never summoned satan, I was sure we had the spells right

shame on u and ur bad spells

wtf!

Literally Trony.

I got the virgin blood all over the book, sorry, won't happen next time

le trony faic

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AHAHAHA I GOT IT TOO

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who even is trony?

Superb.

kinda looks a lot like smuglord

He is irrelevant.

Jesus fuck, that poor thing.

what??

He was cursed with an unpleasant visage, from what you have remarked.

I don't even see anything wrong with whoever that is.

What is wrong with you?

many things, idunno, just looks like some average everyday person

To his credit, he does not have a rapist's forehead, I guess.

fucking lost my shit

Here's hoping that my copy of GTA:SA will rip without errors

OH GOD THIS ONES HUGE

fuck it, i'll just download it

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how's it going

I just ate a whole popcorn and got none shells stuck in my teeths

your terth are fuking stupid get new ones

Hey Gae, how're you?

*sniffs u*

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Pretty well.
I have a few days off now.
Going to spend them working out and shit posting.

Neat

Cool :3
It'll be good to have you around~
I'll be working all week though haha.

this is a mating call to my ears

neat

there is a massive carpenter bee flying around a lightbulb outside

holy fuck it's yuge

Hopefully we can still organise a game.

I'm going to post some tunes because I can.
youtube.com/watch?v=6mKtt7F0rPU

oh, so apperently the dragons all get fed by the king dragon that poops fish

i didn't see that coming

you're back!

what?

WHAT!?!

in the butt

youtube.com/watch?v=bSdtvfBQd6c

Let's play a game called 'post what you think a poster looks like'. I'll start. Post pictures of people you think look like me.

youtube.com/watch?v=5emEdodFi14

Have fun~

I have a bee infestation problem

also im watching how to tame ur dragon lol

img.wennermedia.com/social/1397671856_rexusa_1235589cc_-justin--jedlica-ken-doll-zoom.jpg

this

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Are you going somewhere?

The question is, how do I train YOUR 'dragon'?

Jesus christ those lips are terrifying

youtube.com/watch?v=wDk6fvkEp2k

You look like the gay Egyptian pedophile princess dragon from Thriller.

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Soooooooooooooooooooo now that yo'uve seen dragons… time for the silence of the lambs?

♥ :3 ~

to bed shortly

that's the friendliest looking nazi i have ever seen

I'll watch it. But later, maybe tomorrow because you keep memeing at me with it now

Could you provide a picture? I am not familiar with that individual.

At least you got the uniform right.

~♥

Do you want to post a pic first?

youtube.com/watch?v=STVcNX7anGU

hi

Now do me

That's the best luna pic you've posted

I used to dress somewhat like that (red bandana, boots and leather biker jacket, chain wallet) unironically a few years ago. minus that stupid bracelet

actually thats not even a bracelet thats an ARM BRACE

Hahaha, Sorry skittles~

I just love that movie.

and the one they made after it 'Red Dragon'

They're really awesome

Ok, give us a tick

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wonders if you look like Jim Carrey…

Howdy!
We are playing a game, want to join?

Very eager, I didn't even realise you found me attractive…
Here you go mememaker.net/static/images/templates/808276.jpg

okay

You can't wake up from this nightmare

Too lazy.

Maybe I don't want to wake up. Maybe I like nightmares.

I'll post you reece

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LOL

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Swanky gif you got there

tfw i am actually that small

is that really you Raptor?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That's not you? Looks very different from the last time I saw you.

or wait

what are u posting

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I'm not sure if that is a compliment or an insult…

Now that is no fun

Well then I guess you have issues…

HAHAHA

At least you didn't pick one with fish lips.
All of them were kind of in the ball park to be honest. I do have brown hair and I am white though probably a little paler. Also I'm more muscular than all of those pics.
Anyway, I won't hold you up. Good night~

That sounds like the opposite of a problem.

You should probably read the thread first.

Also less inconvenient for me.

lies

that would be epic tho
dogs would be bigger to you, like 3 times your size
that visual perspective would be amazing

I wish I was that small, I would own a pack of great danes and live out in the woods as the wild midget with my pack of loyal dogs, hunting and surviving of of nature

nah, what I think Gae looks like kek

it was the only austrailian related webm i have on my laptop. Soz

you have to guess me now!

I did read the thread but I got confused when reece asked if it was them, the images doesn't show up in any reverse searches and has the name of a photo taken with a camera so I wasn't sure what was going on. No need to be so rude.

Here's you Raptor

You didn't guess me yet

KEK

do me

I'll start

I already did you Skitty

hahahaha

Now that is just lazy.
Is this close?

Sorry, I didn't mean to be rude.
I've found myself being quite insulting lately without meaning to.

100% accurate

why do you always wear the mask

Good after noon thread! What's the discussion about today?

We are guessing what posters look like. Want to join in?

Let's be honest, do you really want to see me without the mask?

We're posting what we think everyone looks like

we're playing "guess what bread users look like"

tfw, i can't guess for you… it'd be cheating

Sure, sounds fun! Do me!

Yeah, we already know how we look like, so that'd be cheaty c:

You always post luna so I've always assumed you were a goth…

kek

MORNIN BOYS

how did you even make that connection,,

I was just trying to be cheaply theatric
I'm sorry, I wasn't srs

dragons
morning

morning

Hi Skye, I have to say that it made my day when you got dunked on by that moderator

Phew, Couldn't be farther from the target. I'm just a sucker for pretty blue eyes, and Luna's are top tier.

Alright, let's see about you. This?

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I lurk a lot

Here you go

I like to imagine this is reece
s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/0f/36/c8/0f36c80201aeae74185c96842f1f9b32.jpg

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Good morning!

Oh okay. Seriously though I have found myself talking back to people without even thinking about it. I'll suddenly realise what I just said and they will be looking at me in either shock or anger.

Pretty close.

Missed it by a mile.

Mornin!

Dragons are gr8 and sexy

hahaha. If you were going for a Slav, you forgot the squatting sterotype. Where are you from, i'll give you a guess?

i look like I'm 15yo at most… so no

It doesn't have to be based on location, just give it a guess (pic is self portrait)

thats a shame

wait, you're australian?

i wish i looked like nicolas cage

In that case I change mine

It's actually an Austria hat but I have family that travels and buys me stuff

closer… maybe? my hair is dark brown and my eyes are too

Alright alright. First pic is you, second is raptor

This was my pic for Scotchmalla
mememaker.net/static/images/templates/808276.jpg

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it seemed like I only ever got along with Australians in CSGO

I can see the similarities

Why do you think Raptor looks like Ryan Reynolds?

I have red hair

Its cause your heads on backwards :3

mmhmm

afternoon buddy
up to much?

stop sucking dicks

hllo wez

Natural red or feminist red?

I dunno, i think he does.

sickchirpse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Dur-Dur-Durham-670x376.jpg
New guess ^

Natural of course

I haven't in months….

good

That guy looks like he's in his forties

oh dear…
gae, suck a dick!

So you're gay irl

he is.
very very very.

SFM ponies always look awful to me.

I've been so busy with work I haven't been able to. I've been working 4 to 6 days a week, renovating the house, working out. I haven't had a chance to meet anyone decent.

What an oddly phrased question…

you have to guess what we look like, skye!

Not nearly as gay as you. Yours is just suppressed.

It was an assumption I put forward for clarification

Also I gotta mix up the media I post

damn.
good luck

i know what you look like!

hes sucked mroe dicks than me!

That's comes wih suppressed gayness.

no you don't…

Yes, I'm gay though not flamboyant. I'm more muscle twink-ish.

Thanks

You already know it, but you're worth more than just to sleep around.
For what it's worth I think you should wait for someone special and worth you.
and definitely someone better than your last bf.

kk chic fil a

I'm heading to bed. have a good one guys.

night night

'Nite Raptor

aw, thank you~
That means a lot to me.

Good night!

Nice dubs

Nighty Rap!

get

I'm glad :3
I meant it.
Night Gaeburn~

Night guys~

Bam sucka, outdone myself perfectly

Oh.. I just watched how to train yor dragon 2

not 1..

WHAT THE FUCK D:

Goodnight

uh, sure

fgt

npnp

This requires metal
youtube.com/watch?v=YlWq6WXIv7M

no u

hardly anyone here has seen my face, what are you talking about?

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uh. nothing.
have a nice day

Finsihed watching this movie.. what do I do now?..

all the other movies recommended are weird and not cartoony enough

no plz tell me

I'm legit worried now

everyone believes u skye

we know how persuasive you are in private chat

I'm dead certain you got reece to do wierd things you'll later blackmail them for

huh?

WHAT NO

Stayed up all night posting again. I have to go to bed, bye all

nini

how did you manage to see my face?

Hows the weather reece?

If it doesn't have to be a movie and if you haven't already seen it, I'd recommend Space Dandy. One of 2 animes where the English dub is better than the Japanese dub. The other one is Ghost stories.

Good night~

fine. answer the question please

I'm going to bed now
Good night everyone~

I've never seen your face before.
I'm just teasing.
Maybe.

Goodnight m8

okay good

night gae

so I guess your blackmailing only applies to posters like me

i feel special

Goodnight sir

I HAVE NEVER SERIOUSLY BLACKMAILED YOU

Ruby has literally not ever shown it to me

hmm. I guess you aren't

that's what rivers are for

good!

Eyup.
No clue about your facial features at all.
or your socks

but I wear socks inside my shoes when I go outside! how could you have possibly known?!

im pretty sure you're ken, I was just playing but forgot yo mention it

to* not yo

DUH DHU HDUND

thats like pranking your drunk friend by putting your cock in their mouth and then when people show them the pictures of you doing it your defense is "it wasn't serious"

I have never done that either…

What did you watch after HTTYD? I saw it in theatres in 3d with dbox seats, it was radical. toothless a best

Nothing. I have been pausing it and playing it all night and literally just finished watching it an hour ago. It was great.

I would watch something else but all the recommendations I have received from bread ppl are weird and don't seem fun.

america get

you have been threatening me with blackmail for ages now. You've even sent me chilling messages over Steam, I feel paranoid every day because of you, assuming the next hour or day you will just drop the bombshell on me.

furry

It is a show on netflix now too I think if you want more. Never seen it tho could be bad

I have netflix. what do you recommend?

also any cap later than like 2014 is after i lost the harddrive that i didnt save your phone number to anyway!

the fuck you just say to me

weirdo

All sorts of things
depends what you are in the mood for

This conversation ends here.

…you heard me.. i mean read..
>inb4 you revert to saltiness

Holy shit. Something like this JUST happened to me. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Bernie to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in California???? This is so fucked. I just punched a hole in my wall im so fucking pissed. Are people really this stupid? You know what america you deserve this. you deserve a wall street whore. you deserve to all burn to the ground. You allowed debbie wassermna schultz to do this, no one spoke up. Now she wont listen to your voices when you spoke up and chose bernie. My hand is fucking bleeding but i dont care, i dont care anymore. fuck all of you. fuck everything. when people say there moving to canada but i actually am. Im leaving this shitty country with shitty debbie wasserman jew bitches. Fuck all of you.

I wasn't prepared for a KEK OF THIS MAGNITUDE

youtube.com/watch?v=W2Sz_fTfr1E

I need to go do some prep work
stay frosty

Skitty I luff u

have fun

HOLY KEK

how horrifying..

Lawl

I want to believe these are satirical posts but there are some pretty wacky ppl out there.

Yeah.
What's beanie gonna do now he's lost?
Give his donations back?
Equally split between everyone who donated?

if sanders supporters just begged for money like sanders did then they wouldn't even need socialism

Absolutely not. That money is gone lol.

I want a rainbowuma dakimakua

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Heh.
So the dumb poor people who donated are even poorer.
Good.

Only a futa one will.do

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how did you lose the other stuff but not that one dash pic?

Shit murrika get it together!

that's the worst mass shooting in US history? wat

I don;t believe that

also it was a bunch of gay people who are the victims

it wasnt in my backup folder

So all ur dash's are safe?

But a Muslim did it
If there's one thing the Christians hate more than gays, it's the fucking mudslimes.
Fox will side with gays to frenzy about Muslim terrorism

ofc

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yeah your right about that

usually the threads more active but it's the morning here now so it's not..

So what movie do you think I should watch now wuma?

wat

I don't get it.

That's what some channels are saying atleast…

yeah but still, that's atleast 103 people shot! all that with a handgun and an AR-15 dayum son!

yay you're back!

Oh, I was reading it wrong. yeah, that's probably what'll happen I gues

does it haveto be a movie?

r8 my theme media2.8ch.net/b/src/1465720649689.gif

posting on chan it annoying

haxxy/10?

Well.. Zootopia is kind of cartoonish, and so was how to tame your dragone.. I'm wanting to watch similar stuff but can't think of anything really..

see, u haveto select a img and everything
hard work

overwatch

that's not what you used to say. Oh well, you will be gone soon. The old wuma is gone forever. He will be missed ;~;

I guess I should use machine learning to create an AI and train it to be you by making it read all your posts from archives so that it posts with me forever.

But that's a game…

yes irl is funny atm
finished golf green card today, must get some clubs
i dont know wich ones to get

also its sunny and summer

The little dinosaur

Shitposting ain't easy these days

I gotta remember to get that someday

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The skitty doesn't trust you

ayy

*Tfw skitty doesn't trust you

Lmao?

the zombies arise!

skye pls

skye pls

bak from de ded

inside out
ratatouille
finding nemo

if you just want furry shit
fantastic mr fox

yo Holla Forumsread

wtf!

that's actually very creepy

Hey you~!

;-;;

mmhmm

im high how are you?

Hehe, im okay thanks~
Chilling and gaming and drinking~

so your drunk im high and idk

Not drunk.
Im on bottle one.

Ponys = Cáncer
Reminder.

oh do you plan on getting drunk?

nuh-uh
Itrs like 4 in the afternoon and i have work tomorrow anyway…

oh

sorry miramira

its fine brb gonna smoke some more

enjoy!

im black

nigger.

yes i am

Stop that

oh you want me to stop being a nigger?

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yu-huh!

te[spoiler]st[/spoiler]

well shit I guess i gotta eat some of that good old watermelon

No i said stop being a nigger!

youtube.com/watch?v=ZR2__EkjzuY

HELLO PONY FRIENDS

what the fucking fuck fucking hell

Fantastic Mr Fox was awesome! I love that they went for an old school kind of animation

holy shit it's been a while since I have seen that

hello poofy pony

whats up nony friend?

hungry

Laying in bed, it's quiet at home.
You?

Woah WPs back! Heya mod masta! You here to ban me? lol

im having some leftover bbq stuff for breakfast. sausages and cole slaw, num! you sound like a comfy guy, i liek u!

watermelon

yes i got that part

yee

Sounds like it could be an interesting sandwich or toastie idea :3

I try to be.

dork

yeah

ok that diaperbat is pretty cute tbh fam! you should namefag and post with us all the time!

so hows the weed?

dank

youtube.com/watch?v=o6FlXtPVT_k

perhaps

too much weed bro

squee!~

you guys are all faggot fucking nigger liberal muzzies. i hope you ALL GET CANCER, FUCK YOU, KYS, LEAFY IS BEEFY IS KING!

ALLAHU AKHBAR! FREE COLLEGE AND PONIES FOR EVERYONE!

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you said it m8 its pretty dead here, and about to get deader cuz I gotta head out for a gig. Have fun!

sup piggu

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wh-when am I going to dream about cuddling Fluttershy? The only mlp dreams I've ever had have been really stupid

ayy

Is Trump going to be POTUS?

piggu piggu

of course he will
i predict the fact that the shooter was muslim will give him a boost in the polls too
youtube.com/watch?v=W2Sz_fTfr1E

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I can't guarantee anything

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I wonder if Luna is a cuckquean, giving me wet dreams about Celestia just for her to watch and get off.

are you a qt?

not at all!

how do, Sol

sad

Maybe some day though :3

thank god

I'm doing fine, albeit a bit tired. Got off of work a little bit ago, heard about the new high score on the drive home. You?

another school shooting?

I'm okay thanks… probably going to be up another hour or so and then bed.

Just fought double battles in Battle Maison. Last few fights had some serious bullshit with speedy rock type move users that kept wiping out my Volcarona. Fortunately, Umbreon was able to take on multiple enemies at once on more than one occasion. Fucking Swag Play is the best combo.

Nightclub shooting, actually. And I heard ISIS may have been involved.

Ruubyy

I hadn't heard about it, really need to pay more attention to the news

Gay club shot up in the name of Islam.
GAYYYY
Wanna hang on rabbit?
rabb.it/AnHeroOnCam

boom

Yeah, well, shit happens, and shit will continue to happen all around the world, regardless of whether you or I are paying attention to it.

Anyways, how are you?

had a boring Sunday is all, friends from last night said they'd probably give me a quick visit today before they travel back home… they didn't. oh well I guess

how's you?

maybe in a little while

I'm doing alright. Also having a lazy Sunday. Found out Father's Day is in a week, not today. So I'm clear for another week in terms of not knowing what the fuck to get the guy.

I might go bug a friend and see if he's down for chilling and vidya later on.

neat. you hyped for laptop tomorrow?

What?






























What?

Yep. Got myself an OpenSuSE Leap disk burned so I can install it ASAP.

HELLO SCOTCHY I AM GIVING YOU ATTENTION. HOW ARE YOU?

Whoa now, I think I need some space, goddamn

IRRELEVANT! YOU CAN HAVE YOUR ATTENTION AND EAT IT TOO!

that's great.

Well, I'm fine, just living one day at a time you know. Do you know much C?

Scotch, come back, we stopped the niggers.

yo Holla Forumsread

What up?

*snuggle snuggle*

I spent the past two months writing a compiler in C. What do you think?

just smoking yourself

That's what I'm trying to ask you!

Watching an old man eat watermelons. Wanna join?
rabb.it/AnHeroOnCam

is he black?

White.

Well yes. Yes I do know C. Quite well, in fact.

So is there anything about computers that you are particularly lacking knowledge in?

Well, I'm not that big into web development…

No fun!

So what browser do you use?

fucking hell bitcoin is going to hit $700 soon

A custom build of Firefox called Waterfox.

What is it with everyone here and their special snowflake browsers?

Well, Mozilla's making a point to remove shit from future builds, and I don't want to give up on greasemonkey scripts, tree style tabs, etc…

I actually don't think I could use a browser without tree style tabs. It is not possible to manage 20+ tabs without it.

Okay, so why else use waterfox? I have it right here because I too am guilty of having obscure browsers (meaning not chrome, firefox, IE and safari)

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I'm black, hi xD

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Neato

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Well, aside from the fact that the developer stated a commitment to still support unsigned extensions as a non-branded version of Firefox, Waterfox also runs a little bit faster, because it's compiled with a shitload more optimization flags. Also, it was 64-bit for a lot longer than regular Firefox was.

That said, it's Windows only, so when I switch back to Linux, I'm going to need to find a better non-branded Firefox.

I can guarantee it isn't windows only

I certainly hope so.

WHAT PONY RELATED PSYCHOLOGICAL STIMULATION HAS YOUR MIND RENDERED FOR YOU?

Who did someone have to maintain an alternate version of FF like this?

What's good in the pony hood?

I will now begin my hunt for a movie title worth watching as all the previous recommendations seem silly and not too interesting.

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Blood Glacier.

Why*

Well what do you want to see? Have yo seen Mary and Max?

Praise it!

wtf
that seems like an odd movie, interesting.

antyhing that's juts not lame and suck tbh fam

silly ghost''

do you have those? how frequently?

Oh hey, you're right, it seems they've made a Mac builld as well…

In any case, the main advantage of Waterfox comes from the fact that it was built with the Intel C Compiler, which costs a shit load of money for any normal person. Otherwise, I can just use something like GNU Icecat or something.

To go marginally faster. Although with Mozilla deprecating XUL extensions, forks of Firefox will need to be around for a while.

Usually 3+ a week.

3+ wet dreams in general, I should clarify

Mary and Max is pretty good, just a little depressing

It says I can browse with a friend, what? Also I don't see the branching tabs

I mean why did someone else have to maintain this branch of Firefox and not the Mozilla cooperation itself. I know what why they transitioned and why 64bit is better than 32 but that was not the question.

board

SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

Tree Style Tabs is a Firefox extension. It relies on XUL

Mozilla has announced plans to deprecate XUL and XPCOM support within the browser, thus making numerous extensions not work. They also plan to deprecate support for "unsigned" extensions (that is, extensions that don't have a Mozilla rubber stamp of approval), although non-branded versions of Firefox (those that aren't supported by Mozilla) are allowed to do whatever they want in this regard.

So in short, I want to continue to use a number of browser extensions that Mozilla would like to make no longer work in future versions of Firefox, and thus need to use a non-branded version. Waterfox is the best one available on my current operating system, which is Windows.

Waterfox is a fork. Someone took Firefox and decided "I want to do things differently". Mozilla is only responsible for Firefox itself. Every other fork is the responsibility of the group that made the fork, although they are not required to go along with Mozilla's insane plans to gut everything that makes Firefox not Chrome.

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goddamn scotch get yo shit under control. you gotta wear a diaper to bed or something lol

I'm not scotch. I've had up to 3 in a single night. 2 in a night used to be more common for me.

I used to use firefox a lot back in 2011-2012 I discovered firefox would act very strangely when visual studio was active. I switched to chrome and have used it since. I also was not so quick to go back when I discovered the FBI was easily finding backdoors in it and firefox extensions were creating executables that turned the browser into a botnet run but a 3rd party and not mozilla itself.

So I was always curious why mozilla was so slow at diving into the 64bit zone and only took the whole dev community whining for almost a year and people switching to chrome over it for mozilla to finally fucking do it.

This is a good thing in some respect, I know they will be doing the sandboxing thing where only a browser tab will crash and not the entire browser. I want to see that and if it does happen I will use it more. the browser crashed too frequently for me back then.

my bad. still, the sentiment remains the same. damn, celestia must be dancin all over your dreams

WATCH A MOVIE

*sigh* why would you even consider that I have wet dreams?

It isn't always her, or a her.

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If I wanted to use Chrome, I would use Chrome, and not Firefox. I believe users should have full control over their environment, and can't see any good coming from Mozilla's push for "signed extensions only". Yeah, some stupid people will be safer, but those of us who aren't retards should be able to run any and every extension we so choose.

It's part of the same reason I don't use iOS and shame people who do use it. The entire idea of "only run code Apple approves of" is pretty disgusting in my eye, and the worst part of it all is that it doesn't work, and they still keep finding security vulnerabilities that allow people to bypass it all.

meant Solaire, not you. but i'd love to hear about your wet dreams too!

just the same, get some diapers!

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Nah, my underwear handles it well enough.

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