WHAT'S MY NAME?

is this me?

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TFW YOU REALISE "SAY HELLO TO MY CHOCOLATE BLEND" IS A SCARFACE REFERENCE
pls retweet for awareness

YOU WANT CREAMY BUCK JUICE? I'M YOUR FRIEND

burn this

DUNKACINNO!

Does anybody have a webm of Dunkacinno?

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Just prep the bull you… you…
DOUBLE WHITE MALE

>the audience is growing impatient
>a young white woman and a small contingent of white men are seated in the middle of the auditorium, surrounded on all sides by black bucks
>they fearfully look on as the crowd becomes increasingly erratic
>"EYYO WHERE THE WHITE BOY AT DOO?"
>a small group of basketball americans are seen beating bongo drums and blowing vuvuzelas in the back
>"IMMA TEAR THIS MOFUCKA DOWN IN ONE MINUTE IF-"
>suddenly the curtains part
>the crowd immediately goes silent
>louis ck steps out wearing nothing but a bathrobe
>they look on in anticipation, mouths agape
>louis ck steps up to the microphone but does not utter a single word
>the crowd starts shifting uncomfortably in their seats
>the white men futilely look behind them to the exit
>shaquille o'neal steps in their line of site and blocks the doorway
>louis silently pans over the crowd and begins licking his lips
>the silence becomes unbearable
>an erection emerges from louis' bathrobe
>a black baby is heard crying in the distance
>the audience starts twitching, unable to cope
>louis ck leans in to the microphone, lips touching the surface
>barely parts his lips to compose a whisper
>"big black cocks"
>the crowd erupts into hoots and hollers and begins stomping their feet in unison
>the white woman is already hogtied and having her earlobes stretched
>the screams of chimpanzees are drowned out by loud rap music
>BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN ERRWHERE
>circuis performers ride their stolen bikes on stage
>the entire concession stand has been looted
>the white men are crucified as the crowd cheeers
>the ghost of martin luther king jr is seen up in the rafters
>a single phantasmal tear rolls down his cheek

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muahhhh the french

Ayyyy

These lack all of the charm and humour of the early CuckKing pastas. It was a legitimately funny meme about mocking cucks and retards like you have driven it into the ground.

I wouldn't be suprised if an actual cuckold wrote these.

It was a sensible chuckle at best for the first one.

Louis C.K. walks on stage, sits on a stool. His face is somber
Crowd murmurs, some worried faces in the audience
Crowd erupts in cheers and applause, cries of "Congratulations"
Crowd begins to hiss and boo
*Crowd shouts in unison "LITTLE WHITE DICKS!"
Laughter
More laughter
*Cheers mix into the laughter, one white woman shouts "Me first, me first!"
Crowd "aw"s.
Crowd explodes with excitement, chants of "Do it!" and "Suck that cock!" erupt. The woman's husband cheers her on as she gets on her knees in front of the first black man. The show ends as everyone watches the woman service black man after black man

Louis C.K. walks on stage. The crowd becomes energetic just at the sight of him. It is made up of mostly white middle class americans. He is filming a special tonight called "White Males-Who needs them?"

This single utterance is enough to send uncontrollable snickers throughout the audience as they all brace themselves for whats coming

A roar of laughter emenates immediately, the loudest ones of all are the male audience members. Several of the women slip there fingers into the wetness between their thighs and begin to masturbate

The laughter begins to sound like screaming as the smell of bodily fluids and and sweat fill the auditorium. Many men are doubled over, there vocal cords to the point of tearing from the constant grating due to there uncontrollable laughter. In one corner, several men have begun voluntarily castrating themselves and piling there white genitalia in a pile. Almost all the women have degenerated into an animalistic state of aggression of lust. They begin to humiliate and mutilate the men, who all willingly take there punishment

The auditorium doors are ripped apart as a horde of muscular black men rush inside many wearing no more than grass skirts and snapbacks with Stars of David embroidered on them. The frantic scene turns into what can no more than be described as an orgy of violence. White women leap onto the black mens erect penises, while the blacks start to rap Zulu chants. The white men all watch delighted, until they bow down to there negro gods. Louis CK was last seen leaping into the audience, squeeling

The air is thick as the full capacity crowd waits in total darkness.

Louis CK is 15 minutes late to start his set.

Suddenly, the thunderous roar of African war drums and elephant cries rings out.

The spotlights focus centre stage.

A battalion of proud black militants lead Louis on stage in nothing but a short pink nightgown, face covered in makeup wearing a bob-cut blonde wig.

"Fans, tonight is the night that i fulfil my destiny and duty as a sissy white bitch, tonight is the night I lose my manhood forever."

"Don't do it Louis! It doesn't have to be this way!" Yells a solitary caucasian voice from the crowd, unable to hold his tongue any longer.

"Ayo shut da fuck up BITCH" booms Tyrique, asserting his nubian dominance. The silent tension builds for mere seconds before the hecklers neck is snapped by a sympathetic white subject, purely to bring the attention back to the stage. The mans wife is stripped naked and dragged away, presumably to a new life of rape and forced black impregnation.

"As I was saying" quivered Louis, "Under the counsel of my advisors, I have decided to forego that which I do not deserve, my right to reproduce. As we speak, my daughters are being shipped to Sudan to repay my debt to our new black overlords. Now without furher adieu, let us begin!"

Within seconds, Louis is impaled anally and orally with 36 inches of black tube steak. While DeMarcus and Javhonte destroy his masculine pride metaphorically, Quintavius pulls out a machete the size of a small child, personally blessed by Joseph Kony and his top shamans and in one swing, removes it literally.

Louis screams in both pain and liberation as the wound is cauterised with a flaming baobab branch, all the while the two bucks never missing a beat with their relentless spit-roasting.

Finally, some 2 hours later after all the bulls have satisfied themselves in his holes he is dragged away but not without first issuing a final statement.

"I shall now be known as LOUISE CUCK"

You're right. Let's get back on topic. Why would you demand to know what your name is four times after telling everyone what it is?

You're in the shitty movie Jack and Jill.

I think this is it. This is the last of the meme. You will be remembered just like

Jack and Jill is like TKDR. The movie consists of one short scene, but there's also an extended version which expands upon the lore of Dunk.

- Louis CK

Not even a titter…sad man

You have no power anymore, Louis. Kids from seven to seventeen-o are linin' up for my dunkaccino. Soon I'll deliver my creamy goodness to every girl on the planet and they'll all bear my little dunkaccinos!

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Your time is over. Now is the era of Cino and Truth.

what does he means by this?

What does he mean-o

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I'd fuck that kid in a heartbeat if he was in the same room

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dafuq? that's not at all the pic I meant to post. what the hell even is that?

SAY HELLO TO MY CHOCOLATE FRIEND

"Wow, Al Pacino!"
"It's not Al anymore. It's Cuck"
"Cuckaccino?!"
"Don't mind if I do!"

SAY HELLO TO MY CHOCOLATE BLEND

Rewatching it a third time today and I realized most of the lyrics are parodies of his lines in his films
It took me 2 months to figure that out lol

Hodor.

Check out my epic edit!
Dunkaccino is so fucking memerific XDXDXD

NEW YEAR NEW GODS

The jokes on you, I laughed at that.

Epic response to my edit! saved for posterity

Is this what new sincerity looks like?

Al Pacino holding his own head could be a good may may.

It's actually pretty funny considering the context.

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I know.

IT'S A WHOLE NEW GAME

Bump for the freshest meme on Holla Forums

NAMEACCINO

Heisenberg
The dunkaccino man