Hello Holla Forums, Israelfag here

Hello Holla Forums, Israelfag here
Yeah yeah

Anyway my problem is that this country has a crazy draft in which they are going to forcefully recruit me to serve in the army for 3 years
I dont really want to go to the army. But in order to dodge the draft, you need to hire a lawyer and pay him huge ammount of money to convince them to let me go.
I dont want to fight palestinians, I hate this fucking country and the last thing I want is to serve the army. Fuck that, help me please Holla Forums

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just look up the regulations regarding physical requirements there is bound to be something wrong with you. hell the army used to turn people away for having flat feet because they couldn't march correctly……btw you have no idea how hard it was not to troll your post :)

you greedy jew, at least serve your country and kill muslims!!!

Palestinians are good muslims

You can get out of military service by gassing yourself.

Just be a good goy and die for Israel like the Americans do.

That, my friend, is an oxymoron.

A Jew trying to outjew a Jew. Interesting

You're welcome.

Jews have no morals. They'll sell you the rope you hang them with.