Official pone bread

old one hit 808 replies?

ok time for new one

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vocaroo.com/i/s1rsW9pIowj3
archive.is/oRJIN
cytu.be/r/mlpanniversary
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLaeb_0NYnBqpXeZ71YMvQydU6JzrRLx5c
soundcloud.com/dynatronsynth/the-pulsating-nebula#t=1:29
soundcloud.com/nightcrawlermusic/4-nightcrawler-road-blaster#t=0:35
8ch.net/b/res/5858186.html
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

and puppies. Dont forget the puppies.

I came to the conclusion from averaging the times between the each set of 100 posts and which thread they belong to. It's pretty accurate.

I didn't just average this thread, I meant over the past week or so. The average is pretty steady too.


this

hold on let me update qtox. says everyone is offline?

also make me a mod :^)

(update)

reset and updated, still everyone is offline

testing

is this the thread where we post pony looking foxes, or foxy looking ponies?

This is the lain thread.

Mrs Otter is the smexiest thing on Zootopia!

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I like it.

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needs one more 6

need some shots from behind…. if you don't mind

yeah it depends on time and its a good idea to do an average. at slow times you can look at our post numbers and half the time they increase by 1 each post. pretty spoopy

fox cubbeh is purdy cute tho

If averaging by night alone it's probably closer to 80%, if day alone probably around 45% or maybe lower.

the PPH peaks at around noon until 6pm with maybe 200PPH tops

Stop posting that image, it's getting staler than my week old jizzrag

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Why do I even try

well we've always been the true face of /b, so it makes sense


welcome newfriend. come clop to diaper pony with me!

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Something on your mind, champ?

I think he's trying to tell us something!


what is it boy?
Timmy's trapped in a well?

Poor Timmy he always falling into the well.

nice. I've been looking for that one.

If only I could understand his subtle overtones

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trying to generate
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godspeed.

I'm going to bed everyone. I have to work full time because Jim can't afford my hotpockets anymore.

we might just have to take timmy out back and shoot him
once we get him out of the well i mean

gnight

pic related

gnight

Spammers posts were deleted so the thread only had 751, 57 posts were removed since then.


Over the course of a day which is how old the last thread is, the average comes out to what I said earlier, 24%. right now using the same method I pointed out, it is in fact 60.71% of the post activity on the board, but the thread is pretty fast atm and this will go down later because people stop posting and that one user will go around spamming the fuck out of the rest of the board. So yeah, it's believable we are the majority of the activity, especially because the other activity going on is just some autistic asshat spamming shit memes.

Also I don't recall many people posting outside of this thread theme, copypaste once took note of this around 2015 and pointed out only a very select few people here posted outside of the thread and when they did it was just 2 or 3 posts in some meme thread.

wish my laptop had a decent GPU, i really want to find a fun personal tripcode for myself

well i could gen you one soon. but that wouldnt be personal.

My name (the real one) is popping up everywhere on the internet and it's getting me really nervous

The absolute horror.

thanks, but I'd rather find one myself

ok im going to sleep. gnight thread


ye thats why i said it might not be personal.

Off to bed. Night all

gnight im doing the same

gnight pony pals

why?

Its weird when you see personal stuff online huh?

check em

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night!

Yeah, but I'm not the one that put it on there


Must be my other friends that frequent the channels messing with me, those fucks

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Solaire, do you need more Celestia?

Yes, and someone to rub my feet.

Here you go! (warning, lewd)

I am going to give bread the opportunity to decide what goes into my mouth in the next few minutes.

Will it be:
-fish
-chicken
-beef
-bleach
-banana
-????

she is the princess of the night

goodnight.

lol why does she sound like she has some indian accent?

meh

We'll do something at night, Princess.

because she is the princess of the night, you obviously weren't listening

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guess I'll just make beef, drink a few beers and watch Zootopia the rest of the night

Did you think that was serious?

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Combo take 2: bait the newfriend edition

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good job

well I'm about to run off for a few. see ya'll in about an hour

I dedicate it to my lost combo, may he rest in peace

Bye Reece

9.5/10

ROFL boards.4chan.org/b/thread/688933556#p688950218

I can't believe people still have this

Why were you on a gay furry thread on 4chan?

I can feel myself being judged.

Answer it

I enjoy lurking various internet subcultures, that was just me keeping myself in touch with a thread that used to be posted along side the pony threads when we still had them there.

Did I do something wrong?

Questionable judgement.

I guess not, but now that you're on channel 4 you want to help with a colab?

WHATS SO DISGUSTING ABOUT THAT?!?!

WOW

THIS PONY

I AM SO OFFENDED RIGHT NOW.

What did you have in mind?

I assume you have image editing software, because if you don't I'm going to laugh really loud
here's the link: boards.4chan.org/mlp/thread/27607107/hey-mlp-its-been-a-while-since-the-last-one-so#p27617713

Of course I do. Reece has even posted some of what I do.

Also I'm not sure how to play this game..
Also, I was kind of watching zootopia but I can pause it I guess.

You choose a square and make an edit to it. Lots of people do this to all squares eventually making a clusterfuck of art

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hi


is this right?

or this?

sup

It's pretty good, but if you're going to take up four squares you might want to do more, or just contain it to L-9/10

Just doing some epic art. I haven't seen you here in a while. Where have you been?


How's this?

Perfect, now just post it and the upper powers will take care of everything else

make sure to say it's L-9/10

I've never been huge on posting and so I only tend to do it when I'm bored

Or how about this one?

That's pretty good, but I did really like the totally rad text, ultimately up to you

Also I'm going to reserve the tiles for you

nevermind

are you OP?


Oh, I see. Well, it's nice to know you aren't dead.

No, I am not, but I could make one down the line

Didn't we talk like a few days ago or something

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Yes but aren't you supposed to be like several people or something? I'm assuming you're always somebody else.


Ok, well i Picked now

Nah we gave that up months ago. People got busy or lost interest and moved on

Neato, now you can do as many as you want, but I would suggest picking different styles for each, if you wanted to continue that is

Your horses facial expression is sending me mixed signals man I don't know about this…

Only a true autists can survive these harsh lands

More that we got busy with things and so people didn't feel like continuing. Except me, I didn't get busy. Just haven't much cared about posting when I could talk to people elsewhere

I just choses a random image, as I do for a lot of my posts

oohkay back

KEK :D
I'm just going to finish watching Zotopia now, that was fun :P


LEL XD
I know what you mean, it's pretty desolate here now..

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huh? can you give me an example plz

I don't want to..
it's probably clop

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Did you deliberately choose another thumbnail in response?

It was always desolate compared to how it used to be, now it's just the small handful who haven't anything better to do

Yes.

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Hey, Eris has a point. I just remembered, why are you always saving/posting thumbnails?


I did not write epic in there

I wonder what word filtered to that

Lame obv

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Sometimes I don't bother to check them, other times Iike the thumbnail better

LOL

It's because he is terrible.

heyyy how's it going

Who? Scotch? Scotch is an OK pony in my books, I don't care what anyone says.

Tired, Been working the past couple of days and haven't really got any sleep.
Also I decided to get back into shaving my body hair again though unsure if I like the results

Damn son, ice cold haterade


Aww, you too Skitty

I will take this into consideration.

why do I feel like I vaguely remember you

Why do I feel like you're vaguely familiar?

Was it that one time in the public restroom we promised we would never talk about?…

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Hey, I think we just bonded! (woo hoo)

aww

can I ask what your job is?

I'm sure don't know.

No

s-sometimes my body feels weird and tingly
my hindquarters become uncomfortably warm, like there's some sort of pressure inside me

I don't really know what's going on, b-but it makes me feel strange… will you help me…?

If I spread my legs, will you lift up my tail and put your fingers inside me?

yes

I think you came to the wrong board newfriend

mmkay

the dirt on my laptop screen made it look like you said "crewfriend"

I really need to clean my laptop more than twice a week

Horrible

riiiight

You need to clean your equipment, that sounds disgusting. Every day I disinfect my keyboard so I don't get oil on the keys

a-ahh… something's happening to me… it feels so weird… I think you're making me pee myself…

it's coming out of my little hole… it's squirting out of me..!

ahh, oh no, I'm so embarrassed…your perverted fingers tingled my sensitive body so much that I ended up peeing myself… now I feel like a lewd pony…

a lewd pony that needs to be cut with razors and brutally hurt after you rape my wet cunny… will you hurt me?

I can't stop blushing.. my cheeks are warm and my body is trembling… oh my…

make me into your feast and eat me raw. My body has always been yours… that's just the sort of pony I am.

please have me… you make me feel this way…

I'm just going to walk away slowly from this one…

Well now that's just the stuff of nightmares right there

I'm very hygienic, except when my fingers get all chocolatey

don't leave me or I'll have to do it myself…
last time that happened was awful
I was so scared and lonely
I kept shivering and became so pale

they were too sharp and it went so deep that I almost didn't make it
I ended up making a mess on the rug
it was the bad kind of mess.
not only did I make a wet mess, I made a filthy brown mess as well. it was so perverted that I still feel ashamed

but I like feeling terrified and ashamed
that's just the sort of pony I am

so please, I beg you, hurt me with razors and your hooves. stomp on me
it's ok if my body dies as long as I feel those dark feelings in my heart

I want to feel humiliated and ashamed and hurt and worthless
I like it. I like feeling worthless. it makes me feel like I'm in my proper place

so again, I urge you, I beg you as your filthy slut: rape my body and then cut me up, but before I die, devour me raw. I want to feel your teeth tear into me and rip me open
I want my intestines to spill onto the ground so you can stomp them so hard they squish and burst open

do it please. my body needs you… the piss is getting cold…

Yeah, you say that but there's dirt on your screen


Look at what you brought upon us

Righto, I'm out

I don't mind that you hate me… even though it hurts, it's a hurt that I'm used to

being shunned is normal for me…
being lonely is normal

it's ok to be open with your feelings around me
it's ok to be that one pony who no one else likes

even though it makes me depressed and suicidal, it's ok. my anxiety is my own problem.

to be honest, I didn't want anyone to like me anyways. I don't mind feeling this way. Being excluded and all alone is what's proper for me.

that's just the sort of pony that I am…

Geez kid, what the hell did you expect? You come here writing obscure roleplay porn and expect everyone to eat it up? If it hurts, my advice is get off Holla Forums, because there is far worse that can hurt here

I'm sorry

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be this way.
I didn't ask to be born. You know what I mean?

I guess you're the popular sort of person who's never known loneliness, so you might not fully understand. you're cool and charismatic. you know how to convince people to like you without much effort

but I hate myself. it's not the same for me
I hate every moment of being myself
this life is not happy for me at all

sorry

i love you, user!

There there, it's okay
No one here hates you, you just made them feel a little uncomfortable.
I like you~♥

I think you're projecting on me, a lot. I deal with criticism myself, but at the end of the day, I'm just some random guy on a computer, talking to other random guys on computers, do you really want your self worth to be reflective of that of someone who literally knows nothing about you?

sorry.

I'm not good with people…
by which I mean, I'm not at all good with them
I wish I wasn't a person. I'd rather not have been born at all.


now I'm sobbing…

life is just so hard sometimes…I don't know what to do

You could NOT make a mess on the floor…

Oh god I just found a TTS JS API with no reliance on a 3rd party web service, it works entirely in the browser. This is new.. to me.. This means I can implement an option to add the functionality of reading replies to your posts along with my browser notifications script when people reply to you. lol it's silly.. I wonder if I should add this?

First off being on a chan isn't how you get good with people, it's where people go to freely be assholes with no repercussions. And don't know what to do about what? Your life, Your social issues? Tell also get a name while you're at it

i get sad a lot too, you're not alone!

but I don't like people
I don't want anyone to like me
I just want to disappear forever


huh?

You are sobbing because some autistic hunchback with down syndrome who pretends to be a female pony over a pseudo Japanese image sharing website told you he loves you?

GET FUCKING REAL.

Those words uttered to your are hollow and weightless.

THEN WHY ARE YOU POSTING.

waaait, who are you talking about?

He's talking about you, Reece

shhh
is ok bby

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because you're ponies

ponies aren't people
they're friendly and happy and make me feel nice inside.


you're probably right
I guess I thought that ponies were talking to me
but it's just people pretending

I hate this life…

utilizing a mopey mindset while simultaneously indulging oneself in a delusional interpretation of the world before you is a concoction for disaster and mental illness. just saying

I have never thought of anyone on this thread as a pony, and you're lucky that the REAL assholes aren't on at this time of day, or they would have eaten you alive.

it's not some sort of secret that I have a disorder or something

there's nothing to hide
I'm broken inside my head…

i don't have downs syndrome and i'm not a hunchback…

just saying

do you honestly love me?

can I move in with you?
please give me a place to live
my parents are getting really mean to me…. it's just too much

help me
I beg you

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I could be your pony

Refer back to this post

But are you autistic?

I wasn't actually serious…


How old are you?

if you lived in my direction I'd probably let you sleep on my sofa… as long as you didn't turn me into a human body suit etc.

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someone needs to make a cartoon of user skinning fluttershy alive, weraing her skin and posting as reece to bread asap

that's not my fetish
there are other things I do that are more fun…

where do you live?

I'm less than 30 human years old.

I'm too busy


The funny thing is that with each post I'm taking you less seriously

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Oh, I'm not the same user you were talking to. Sorry.

I'm not the only user in the thread.

I always seem to post overly long posts.
they just drag on… too much

in the green part of the UK… you?

ireland? me too

are you serious? or did you look at my ip or something?

if you're for real, ok, let's meet up.
but we would be more than just roommates, right?

could we be friends? just pretending is fine too.

*goes back to watching zootopia*

Refer back to this post and pay really close attention to the spoilertext

And it still holds true that I'm taking you less serious with every post


Reece, this guy is seriously sketchy.

resist the communist propoganda

lol


When are you getting steam?

i'd be your friend, but i don't think you're from ireland… i think you're a trolling meanie pants, if you're legit from ireland then… that's actually pretty cool

we should just meet up first before we do anything long term

that's just a bit of sanity stepping into my head for a moment. you might be a weirdo

No he's not reece, how could you say that. He's clearly an user in distress and only you and your sofa can help him. Are you just going to let his mom and dad annoy him or even worse, force them to get a job and live on their own? I thought this was 2016 but I was clearly wrong.

Yeah, Reece is the weirdo in this situation

i want you to prove your irish tho.

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I'm not sure how….
sorry.

Dude, this guy couldn't trip any more red alerts if he tried

Catch him and he'll take you to his pot o gold

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I am displeased that you did not add the AOL chime.

vocaroo your sexy accent

Have I missed my chance, or is there still time?

I still remember when some of us actually needed this shit..

This guy is either a massive troll or belongs in the looney bin, that much is certain

vocaroo.com/i/s1rsW9pIowj3

I skipped most of his posts because they were pretty long.

Honestly, they're worth reading. They're hilariously weird.

You know what else is pretty long?

Your face?

dohohoho horse joke.

huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

you got me 2% excited for a moment

I'll never fall for user's tricks ever again

tl;dr He wants to move in with Reece and thinks everyone is a pony

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Yeah, ok, so I was a troll the entire time.

But still, it's kinda cute how you said you loved me.
Even though I'm not as emotionally damaged as the person I was pretending to be, your sentiment still made me smile.


Have a nice day.

Morning thread

Kek, I wasn't fooled for a second, good luck with your shitty life regardless user

Yeah, but it's not about fooling.

It's about trolling, and the fun of writing weird stuff and seeing how people respond, right?

Someone's watched too much pony thread simulator

You were a little too obvious.
Next time try and work in some calmer phrases. If you act too extreme out of nowhere, you just sow doubt.

Excited for what? Having some stranger you just me over the internet move in with you?


I do this occasionally… 9/11 great job, better than what I can do, I start to cringe too much and just stop

This. Why the heck would anyone want my persona to move in with them?

I mean, besides the obvious "just a troll" flags, if I wasn't a troll, I'd be the creepiest creeper ever.

kek I didn't see this until just now

This youtube meme master/10 acting

a bunch of websites just went down for a while except youtube.. weird.

hello

about him being irish was what i was excited about


so do you actually like MLP or is that all tomfoolery too?

holy shit, that sofa scream

dat quadruple chin

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Oh shit I just saw that. It's probably because it looks worse on my computer vs. Skittys'

I really like this pic.

not the gif I posted, the pic in the OP

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It's sad how you can deduce that his mom and his dog are the only two living entities he knows

How's it going guys?

We just got le trolled rofl

Yeah, took me far too long to get it to look like this :P


Yours still looks fine, though!


You tested


Doing alright. How about you buddy?

Hi pony fans

Howdy mate!

The U doesn't look anything like a U

I think it does, and i kinda like your version of the U better. Looks more stylish

G'day, how're you?


G'day Gae~
How're you today?


G'day, how's it going?


Heya, how's you?

A little worn out from work but pretty decent.
Yourself?

socks

It's like you don't even read my posts

What browser are you using? Mine better look awesome, I invested way too much autism into this.

Yeah, I've had a good day overall.
On the new computer, just setting her up :3
needs 1 last piece to be complete………………………… the 1080…

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Very nice
Would you want to play a game or 2 of L4D2 one day?

Please don't start emulating socks the actual poster, I don't think I can handle it.


Hello.

Doing alright. Not much going on, you?


Also, speculative fix for appearence of my name on Firefox. How does that look?

but I think socks are cute… literally

see for yourself

I love it.

Browsers use different fonts by default, i'm trying to find one that works for all of them…

Most certainly!~
You'll have to give me a day or two to get it installed though sorry :P
I'm not sure I can get it tonight with everything else I'm trying to get working :P


I often feel like that, you're like kyle from south park, and I'm like, cartman, screaming your name into the phone with some over reactino or other

How are you :3


just setting up the new Pc

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I got banned and my threads deleted :( So I thought I'd come see you guys. You seem very comfy folk :)

What was wrong with socks?
I miss him


All good, I'm working the next few days anyway.

I need to head to be in an hour or so anyway, wouldn't have time for a proper game.

Wow, you must have a comfortable throne being the king of Notreplyingtoscotchmountain

Something something thumbnails.

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Sorry babe, the mountain peaks on high are just so distracting~


All are welcome here, it's just a circle jerk with a pony theme, though we have several none pone posters too :3


cool, should work out well then :3
I'll be really terrible, just warning you :P

ty ❤️❤️

It's okay, I will be too.
I was much better at the first one. The special zombies in the second one are a lot tougher to deal with and are much more frequent.

Some of them were needed…. as much as the female boomer legitimately makes me want to throw up don't get me wrong, when l4d 1 came out the male boomer was super disgusting as well, but something about the female one is just…. *gags* the spitter was good for keeping you out of corners.
though I dunno what the charger is really for honestly.


You're welcome :3

What threads do you post though

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This is a tree in my front lawn.

It is a Ceiba Speciosa, known in English as the Silk Floss tree. This tree is interesting because it will continue to photosynthesize even if you remove all of its leaves. The tree trunk is green due to its high chlorophyll content, this means it has capability of performing photosynthesis in its trunk. The entire tree is basically one gigantic thick, fortified & deadly leaf.

This tree does not know the definition of mercy. It will kill you and it will be happy about it. It wants to kill you, it was born to fuck you up. You don't fuck with this tree. This tree fuck with you and anything that comes near it.

Well, I need to go, bye everyone

I was surprised they did both genders for the boomer and not for any of the others. it would have been cool to have some slightly different looking specials instead of the same one over and over again.

True, I don't hate the spitter. It seems fair from a game play point of view.

The charger, and to a lesser extent the jockey, is about fucking over one specific player.


Bye~

bye Scotch!

smoke it and see if you get high

Solong.


I didn't say something was wrong with them.
They still come here occasionally.


I'm well, just watching Zootopia.
you?


I am not much of a fan tbh
But yes, they are pretty amusing on ponies

mfw i'ts not displaying correctly for me

Come atop my mountainous peaks if you ever wanna have a cuppa :3


Yeah, I wonder what a female hunter woulda been haha.

completely forgot about him haha


*boop*

you never talk about your likes/fetishes

why

Yep. Same here.

Everyone having issues with it is either:
1) firefox;
2) not using windows 10

I made all the crazy threads about me. It's a long story but I basically went on a weeklong shitposting spree. I took up my trip, posted my tits, and bumped all my threads with tons of porn and emojis. I purposefully bumped them to 750 replies, and asked other to help.

I thought it was fine to spam my own threads with whatever I liked, and the other ones would drop off of the catalog, but they were still lingering. The only thread I spammed that wasn't mine was here last night and only for a bit.

You guys were so chill and nice I asked if you wanted me to stop, but you said it didn't matter. But I stopped soon after anyway.

Anyway it seems there was just too much 3D porn in the catalog, so a bunch got clipped. I'd still like to know how much I can post crazy amounts of emojis & porn & other pics as long as it's just in my thread, and there only. I really liked the way it looked. Very colorful. And other anons would come in and either scold me or have fun talking.

Thank you for listening, ponybros. ♥️

By scotch 💖

How do I get cortana to talk to me?

post pics of it working on $Windles 10

Good


I was more curious about a female tank….

I made compromises. How is it now?

Contributing

Well. It is probably a result of how I was raised by an archaic family. If I attempt to even think of discussing this with anonymous strangers over the internet I am immediately struck with deep petrifying shame.


I don't know. I dicided to disable that. It wasn't as functional as I'd have hoped it was, I also disabled it because it shills bing.com too much. Also make sure to outright block bing.com in your hosts file.


here
and
and

Acceptable.

this isn't really all about ponies.. this is just a pony themed circlejerk.

you can post whatever you'd like.

Well I figured I'd grab some pics quickly. I'm sure you've seen a lot of these but maybe there is something new. 👄💋

How do guys feel about the girlponies that are kinda human? I only grabbed this one, but I like the color. 💖

cooooeeeeyyy

Haha, you like your women like you like your men?
masculine and roid raging your anus?

:P


done and done

Why the fuck isn't pony in the op

Anthros are detestable.

heyyyy… who are you?

At least "pon" is there this time.

Honestly though, how hard is this.

The idea of an artificial intelligence assisted digital assistant on your desktop is gold, but unfortunately it is entirely used for the sol purpose of shilling a microsoft internet search service which is competing with google. This makes it very VERY annoying to use when you are not already a bing bot and do not wish to be using bing.

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I fucking know right

Hello =), I’m SKITTY 😜
I am extremely friendly, very playful & very discreet… 👍
I’m honest, reliable, and offer unrushed hassle free companionship.
For those of you who seek the perfect combination of shitposting & class 💎 I’m the skitty for you… 100%
I’m real, open minded and ready for fun~!
Absolute satisfaction guaranteed. 🔥

Don't start that again.

Yeah, I know what you mean.


Kek, sorry.

I'm tired and jokes aren't funny like they should be.

Ok fam 😭😭

I've been an user here since the GG exodus in Fall of 2014. Then I kind of made an argument on Monday that a lot of Holla Forums was trying to hard to be hostile and edgy, and it stifled actual conversation.

They correctly called me out as a femanon so I made a thread for friendly talk. But then I got manic like and made more threads.

I took up a trip so I could be out as a femanon and not post my kinda sad tits all the time.

I also post tons of emojis. 😔😔

It was just weird.

I found something really interesting here. Anyone on Furryfox should be able to see it.
Here is my fancy name normally:
⎞︵​⎝‿⎠⎛⎝⎛⎛‐⎞

and then i add this weird ass character on the front, and it becomes this:
︵⎞︵⎝‿⎠⎛⎝⎛⎛‐⎞

Added a pic for skitty on windows 10 / chrome
How odd. A character that changes font behaviour

Anyway, I'm off to bed.
Good night everyone~

Night gae, sorry about the joke.
have a good one

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Hi bby ♥️♥️💋👄❤️👄♥️♥️💖💋😍😍😜

Nin pal

Weeeeird

Skye… enjoying the weekend?


you're a legit girl? neat.

Night Ga3

I remember you!

Yes fam. ❤️♥️👄

🔥🔥🔥

No girls on the internet, Reece. I thought we'd learn that by now


You're on firefox?

From earlier this week
💖💖♥️❤️💋👄💞💖💖😍

Indeed.

Sure~
Bout to have a b+s sandwich for breakfastlunch
You?

Timestamp.

Skittish pls I'm trying to wind down for bed! 😜😜😍

What version and what OS? Because CaNoN gets his stuff displayed the same as seen in the picture, so i'm wondering what causes this change

Eternal masters draft was fun btw.
Went 2-2 overall playing blue white flyers

Opened anything good? I got foil Maze of ith

boys have wombs and vaginas too. i'm not convinced yet


would you come to Ire just to boop me on the nose? I'd do the same for you if your country didn't have spiders that bite you when you're on the loo

what the fuk

I dunno why you're surprised Reece, we have several femanon's in our Holla Forumsreads :P

though none wish to prove such, which is probably why I like them so much.
They're just one of us, and don't care for male attention like other femanons…

God damn they're great :3

that reminds me

it's been a long time since i have seen someone use the word boipussy

and that's a good thing

YOU RUINED IT!

Fuck.
No…
Foil white tutor…?

Cuteboys use the term boipucci now.
It's weird.

No we don't.

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I'm about to have a quick dinner and then go food shopping for the ol' "party" tonight. they're coming around 7pm, so I have plenty of time to watch the new episode before they arrive

Nope.

Don't forget to tidy up kay!

That was me. I did that so anons would know and adopted my trip. Here's the archive of the thread but I'm not posting moar!!!!


archive.is/oRJIN

Oh yeah? What about Aeris? Lora, Tetra and Reece?

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You are at zero right now.

im a qt 15 year old girl

those are some behemoth UFO pepperoni tits

REKT

Thanks m8. I think…😜😜💋👄💦

Skitty, you know better than this


What's that supposed to mean?

How could I have forgotten about Brian.

I'm surprised noone caught my sarcasm

meh, oh well

don't worry, most of my pony stuff is in my little office and my Fluttershy plushy is sitting in the cupboard next to Nathan drake. everything should be fine

i mean it's obvious when I started off with fucking aeris out of all ppl, and ended it with reece

I assumed you were serious, seeing as you included two men.

Timestamp your timestamp or I don't know it's you!

Sooo just tetra then?

Good lad

that you fixed it and now its based

hardy kekeroni

but I am a girl

ask Skye

We are all a computer simulation, either way.

You shut your whore mouth.

I'd believe tetra.
No proof, but I'd believe it.

Sweet.


Sure you are

I'm heading to bed guys.

Have a good one

*simulates gamogenesis with you*

Dream of all the girls in bread.
You fucking moron.

i have came to the conclusion that you people and the universe doesn't exist and i am just a brain in a vat

and that's pretty depressing

mainly because i came up with people as shit as you lot

Goodbye.

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girls can have short hair too

how's you Wez

You can't lie to people who have seen your cock, assuming and face.

nini

*ass
Fucking autocorrect

Checking into this font issue between browsers. Why is this not simply standardized?

]spoiler]Wez hasn't seen my cock tho, and you haven't seen my face… for all you know my penis is just a giant clit[/spoiler]

Hey Reece, to get a trip that spells your name, do you just try over and over until one works?
⁉️⁉️🤔🤔

Haven't i~?
Hasn't he~?

There is a thing called tripcode Explorer that searches out strings of lettesr that you tell it to!

Beep beep I'm a visible mass of liquid droplets or frozen crystals made of water or various chemicals suspended in the atmosphere above the surface of a planetary body~

Ty ❤️❤️

Do not start posting as Khrystal !Khrystal.

No problem.
Something 5-characters long is quick to find, 6 may take you an hour or so, any longer and you're looking at overnight/days of searching though.

someone else gave me this trip, my laptop's GPU is pretty poo

you're scaring me now…

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Khrystal! Empire.. would be amusing

I feel a bit threatened tbqh fam 😭😭

I'm just teasing.
I have no idea what colour your eyes and hair are.
And wez hasn't been shown multiple shots of your rear/dick

I like it.

I'm feeling something…

A tingling moistness between your legs?

Ain't I a star~

I feel like that all the time bby💋👄💦💦❤️👄💋💖💦💦
This feels different…

Might wanna see a Dr about that.
I hear it's not meant to last more than 4 hours

okay good, my hair is dark brown and my eyes are dark brown too.

i'm literally the same colour as poop… except my skin

No no I feel trippy. My tripfag shitposting is tripping me out fam…

Eeshh.
At least you're white I guess…
I mean, that's something at least…

This is normal. Continue.

Try not to fall over.
Don't want you tripping while you're tripping!

Feels like someone is rewriting my code in realtime 😔😔😈😈

what colours are Natsoc's?

Lsd wearing off?
Anyway, want some help genning a trip?

Greetings all

It is only the simulation overseers.

Blue and black.
But born blue blonde.

Afternoon refugee.

Hi CaNoN. I fixed the "Tuna" issue for you

NatSoc's are Nazis fam. National Socialists. It's a euphemism for the dirty word Holla Forumstard 😜😜💋

Thanks bby but I better keep this one or anons will forever demand time stamps or say I'm someone else.
(✅)
Yeah…Do you guys have someone in your lives that sometimes can make you do things you wouldn't or shouldn't. Someone with a intangible leverage of charisma and control that brings out the worst in you?

Here, i mined a good tripcode for you. It's almost perfect

#])Ew^1{Zjw

I explicitly recall you telling me your eyes were lighter than mine, and mine are a light hazel

… Natsoc is the name my boyfriend goes by. "Fam"
And trust me, having a tripcode people can remember is way more effective than random jibberish

Mine are whatever you want them to be, senpai skitty~

Imma gonna regret this when this says whoar aren't I?

Perfect.

you are mean.
hilarious, but mean.

well, they're still darkish brown anyway… why does it matter?

anything longer would take an eternity to mine, so i had to compromise on the lulz factor

So you're dating Holla Forums? Sorry I meant no true insult 😔😔

yeah. nice work though/
I FOUND MY FOIL FULL ART COLLECTION I THOUGHT I LOST IT WHEN I LEFT HOME BUT I FOUND IT AND IM SO HAPPY

..what is that supposed to mmean

Cool! Send it over to me, so i can make sure it's genuine

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Something like that.
He was brought here when he saw Aryanne, the nazi pony, and thats the name he uses now.

Lol no.
Its even got the wastes in it~
Them fuckers were hard to get.
Actually had to buy one at GPManchester because theyre so fucking rare

How many you have?

How many what?

Wastes

thanks

2, one of each

Skye pls


Hiya Wez. Haha guess you did!
how's u?

oh right, there is two. i only have one of those

Didn't like the tripcode? :)

It took me the whole morning to find an acceptable font for you while still looking fancy on chrome. That's how i am

Feel free to drop me an email khrstal and ill send you these.
[email protected]/* */

from your country, youre more likely to be one than not!

Yeah, look em up.
Which one do you have?

Tes?

The prettier of the two

K, that one is broke.
thats a shame

the one with all the straight lines on it?

It's the one that looks like a wasteland

I was just curious. I get my eye color from my father who has ancestry from Ireland, he has green eyes. A few of my relatives have blue and green eyes.

post

My mum's side has blue eyes. I ended up with my dad's browns. Rubbish, i tell you!

Heheh 😜😜

ty me, I took a screenshot to be sure I have my email to send it to me later.

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Not ginger/10
you suck reece.
bad irishing on your part

youre welcome

Oh… you shouldn't have!

Also yesterday I started up PS2 just to find out there was a 400mb update in the launcher :|

Give it 5 years(given the war keeps going) and then maybe that sentence will make sense

I think the fathers genetics are more dominant.

;~;
/hug

Yeah, blue eyes is recessive.
And i think blonde hair is too.

I heard that too but it was so long ago I'm not sure it's correct 🙃🙃

yeah, it's weird cause my great grandpa had blue eyes and blond hair, only a few of the almost 20 siblings ended up with blue eyes. like 7 or something iirc

Skye, you're retarded.


Damn. We'll get to it eventually, don't worry

Still rubbish. I wanted blue

So your great grandma had 'blue eyes recessive genes' as her secondary then.
So that means it should have been about 50%

I am?
Fuck, someone tell my boss.
He keeps leaving me alone in the office with the orders 'make money'.

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thx, hopefully butin will change the tide of this madness!


Oh actually I did get to it…but by then you and Rap were already done ;-;

morning guys

*hugs*
I know the pain bro. I know the pain.


With "by then" you mean at 3am :3

Mornin' KHAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!
how's it going?


thx :3

and I can't quite remember the time, but I do remember it took me about 35 mins to download that patch.. loaded the game when you asked Rap to play.

I really like Zootopia.

I… I t-think I'm becoming a liberal..

Or a furry. I think furry is more likely


Let me know if you'll have some time to play

but I'm Reece, Wezdor lives in SlavHungaryPolandland


My dad's eyes are brown, mum's eyes are green… I just hope I'm pretty enough to pretend I'm not just a walking brownie

oh dear

what?
I know youre reece.
I said youre bad at being irish because youre not ginger.
that the fuck are you on about?

hey how's you khan?

Wezdor isn't from poland.

FYI polish people make 2 USD an hour, 2 fucking USD an hour. Wezdor doesn't sell his like for my cars cupholder pocket change an hour..

LMFAO

but I have seen you already. you are about as dark as me

life

Skitty will save my honor!

huh? when did you see me?

good morning my horses.

Hi fake mod

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...

...

burnd

#wrecked

Will do… sadly I got an exam on Monday so no luck this weekend :/


Hello!


Those few extra seconds in the video sure make a difference

dys, when can I safely make another thread? 💞💞

waaait… so Skye's been roleplaying as a woman this whole time?

its going good just watching youtube and how about you guys

Good morning!

There isn't a thread limit. I don't contain anything to one thread, you guys can eve post all over the board.

Holla Forums has no rules.

even*

no i was showing khrystal some fancy new trips.

dumbass

mornin

I got banned for spam though. But I was only bumping my own thread w/emojis and porn.

pls

too girly to defend yourself?

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12:13 AM - 🔪: i got told to get fedora
12:13 AM - 🔪: That shit sounds like a meme OS
12:34 AM - 🔪: i feel like kinda edgy for using something that is not windows…

Fucking KEK

Detective Skitty on the case

Let me grab some popcorn. What've you got on me, detective?


pls

It's probably not even him and was just spamming some random dudes ass and cock. There were a lot more ass pics but I honestly do not want to look for them, or find them even.

skitty is an even better penis investigator than Gae! I am amazed!

...

I am highly offended.

HURRAY!

Is everyone in the pone D&D game here?

Morning, Holla Forumsread!

Mornin'

i just see you and me so far


hugasu

RUUUBBBY


god, no more dice rolling… take it to some other thread

id like to be, but blew wont let me play

fuck off porn posting cunt

says mister i want to suck the autists cock whenever its in thread

Wezdor posted in here like 40 minutes ago

Rolled 3 (1d20)

10/10 intro

typical eh

FIUCK YOI PONYT NFAG GO BACK TO ,MLP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rolled 11 (1d20)

Summon him and we can play, I'll just say Scotch is still recovering from being tortured.


Yes I will. Everypony is welcome, even you!

Rolled 14 (1d20)

Ayyyy, Celestia poster! More horse pussy?


*hugsu back*


Excited for the episode?


No.


Thank you :3

Rolled 8 (1d20)

Rolled 10 (1d20)
yay lewdtime wif wuby

Rolled 6 (1d20)

yeep, need a link to it tbh i never save it to bookmarks for some stupid reason

I take everything back about you Ruby. I thought you and Reece were bad, but you and your degeneracy are UTTERLY OBNUBILATED, DWARFED AND RENDERED INFINITESIMAL relative to the venereous Skye and his extraordinarily shameless, brazen homo lust and sordid ulterior.

I don't have the brony state link, but I do have a cytube link if you're okay with that:

cytu.be/r/mlpanniversary

We're on commercial right now.

Rolled 13 (1d20)Oh yeah, today is Saturday, new pone.

Skye likes to bitch about me posting porn, desite dumping pictures of his boyfriend's cock in Holla Forumsread.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

I'm 200% srs, like look at this guy. He's giving you shit over posting a cartoon rendition of a behemoth penis but this belligerent baboon of a Brit will turn at the last minute and spam his boyfriends genitalia in the face of those who are unwelcoming to the advances. It is similar in behavior to sitting at the park bench while a man in a trench coat walks up to you as you read the paper and shoves photos of another mans anal sphincter in your face, then proceeds to laugh about what he has just done as he softly slaps you and aggressively insisted he is not a sexual predator.

kek

I didnt start that until long after you and your shit

I promise I would never slap you softly.

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Rolled 1 (1d20)Wezdor won't be available for like 6-7 hours.

Btw, this is me admitting I basically want to suck your mentally subnormal dick

Fucks sake, thats like midnight here…
I'm never gonna get to play!

Rolled 4 (1d20)
Skye just likes to bitch period.


Its ok, i think Skitty likes it rough.
here have some more pony dick

Skitty pls

Rolled 1 (1d20)
hot

I do enjoy bitching.
But my continual posting of trapass is in retaliation. I didnt start the war, but I'm happy going MAD

lmao what

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Im at the gym, Durr told me you guys need me for DnD. Im busy till late night, watching a football game with some friends and playing cards. Sorry guys, just thought i'd let you know :c

Rolled 3 (1d20)
here, have some more.

;-;

Its fine blew.
You guys won already, you ruined this place.
I'm just salting the earth.

Rolled 10 (1d20)
SQUEE!
Thanks Skye, that makes me feel happy in the pants

Rolled 5 (1d20)

...

I wonder what today's episode may be about…

Rolled 3 (1d20)
lyra discovers her diaper fetish

Looks as if today is a wonderful day to end my life.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

pls dont be an hero skitteh i like you.

In this episode, Rarity and Pinkie Pie are called to Canterlot by the Cutie Map to help a struggling father-daughter family restaurant.

I got an idea. Solitaire said you guys didn't do any story yet in DnD, so skye isn't in it yet. How about he takes over my character and you guys can play without having to wait half a day for me to have time

I am like 30000% okay with that

Rolled 1 (1d20)

All i know is that tyere better be a zootopia 2

so shall it be.


here's a still from the episode

Zootopia 2: Revenge of Mayor Bellweather

I can see why it's bad….

MY SIDES!

Great! Don't get me killed. Or if you at least make it hilarious

i'll pop in in like an hour when im back home, have 20 minutes before everyone arrives here

it was good.

woop

I mean i'd watch it

As long as i get more judy and nick shipping im good

~

I'm not sure really..

sounds gay

gayyyyyyy

...

...

Super gay
But at least i admit it :3

Rolled 20 (1d20)
So, let's do a quick recap of the story so that Skye won't be lost when he gets yelled at.


Also, we're both unicorns. Wezdor is a rogue/scout type. I'm a warrior with holy magics.

Pic related is Solaire's cutie mark and some of his gear

A food reviewer that is skinny as a stick should be seriously questioned.

Rolled 13 (1d20)
Did the level up bring me back to full health or am I still at 12?

most helpful, thanks Solaire!

youre at 14, your new max hp
wez is at 13.

I'll briefly play Scotch's character if you want to talk to him before heading out to do whatever the fuck.

good for you.
now feck off

kkk

Alrighty.
Lets kill sum fucks

Rolled 7 (1d20)
My original max was 14, the level up brought it up to 17. The level up also gave me a +1 to damage.

you are also welcome to talk to the tortured mess that used to be Rara

...

shit good point. noted

lol, ikr… but still there really wasn't anything to the episode today at all… probably one of the worst ones of the season so far for me at least

did you like it, or?

Rolled 5 (1d20)
Seeing as i dont know what happened, ill stay quiet for now and just follow sols lead

Rolled 19 (1d20)
Rarity has been healed up to 10/20 HP

Love you skye :3

...

Rolled 20 (1d20)
I guess I'll start us off, just let me wipe some cheetos dust off of me.
You don't have to roll everytime you post, I'm just doing it atm to mess with Reece

Rolled 3 (1d20)
fgt

Easier to keep it always on, and use it when necessary

It was okay. That said, I'm never a fan of watching Rarity have momentary lapses into retardation.

alrighty, go for it. I'll play Rarity as the DM so you can talk to her before heading out

I hope your just teasing and arnt actually mad at me

Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuby you can play D&D with us

Rolled 10 (1d20)
Of course I am~
mad at you that is

"I know that you've been through a lot Miss Rarity, and I hope not to cause more harm by prying, but I must know if you happened to learn anything during your torture."

Solaire looks into the eyes of a disheveled Rarity.

your no fun

'Jesus christ you white knight. Want to tip your fedora too?'
*turns to rarity*
Tell us everything you know.
And fast.

This gem tho

Rarity gave you a look as if you were the stupidest pony she'd ever seen… She had expected questions, but not this one.

"Oh, yes, darling. I learned advanced algebra while Fluttershy was threatening to slice off my ear."

Perhaps she was being sarcastic.

/slap

:P
*youre

you doing much for the next couple of hours? i literally have to stay awake

Rarity's head whipped to face you, her mane still tangled and cut up from Fluttershy's brutality.

"I… I don't know anything. I got snatched off the streets of Canterlot and woke up in this uncouth place"

You didnt see who grabbed you?
Noone came here while you were restrained?

They wore masks… I saw Fluttershy and thats about it…

>implying Rarity would even know what Algebra is

"Will you need any help making it back to town?"

Earth ponies?
Pegasus?
Anything you can tell us would help us get back at those who did this to you.
THINK.

Oh god
You know how bad i am with grammar you butt

ANd you know how I am with sexaulity.
You cock.

You wan sum fuk bbys?

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You know, I'm not really feeling it right now. I'd feel a lot better if Wezdor was just playing Wezdor.

"No… no I'm fine I just want to get home and lay down" She said, eager to avoid further discussion.


The ones who snatched me were Pegasi… Wore masks… I think one of them left with Fluttershy. Please, I need to go coife my mane…

By that time Skye wont be available.

leave him alone

;-;
But we only just started…

apparently we're done here…

:3 i was just teasing
Come on skye its all in good fun you know

God damnit

well fawk. admittedly itd be easier with Scotch around too

Beeps, i dont care, im just messing with you

Sigh.
Maybe it just aint to be

I knew that

sorry m8. who would have thought in an RP featuring Rarity Solaire would turn out to be the diva haha

Also, didn't Rarity learn something from the kidnapping, that there was a secret weapon. Made two bluff checks during the actual kidnapping that revealed that much.

rarity made up a story about a secret weapon to try to trick them into… something

but their reaction, hinted that there might actually be one.

dummy.

heh

Not doing anything much really. I can keep you company~

yeah, there isnt. they just wanted to find out twhat the fuck she was talking about

good. where we gon' meet?

Hrm… our own cytube as usual?

sounds good brb

kek

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Hello guys.
I was depressed for the entire week but I dealt with real life more than just shitposting on Holla Forums so I guess it makes me tougher.

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I'm growing too old for this shit.
I remember being like you guys a year ago, but now it just feels like too much.
I can't even watch My Little Pony anymore, although I used to binge watch it.
What should I do now that my autism is starting to die out?

/hug

just chill, get on with life, and post here when you get bored?

Get out.

yeah youve clearly grown much more mature and cool in that time. probably got rid of your fedora too!

How old are you?

21? 22? thatd be my guess. thats generally when kids decide theyre TOO OLD FOR THIS DUMB SHIT U GUYZ ARE GAY LOL IM SO MUCH MORE MATURE THAN U!!!

It's not even really that I got mature, it's just that my degeneracy has switched to a more complex type rather than just being Tumblr.


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It's not that I'm calling this dumb, it's just that I can't enjoy it anymore, and I feel bad. I used to be a really big ponyfag and now I can just get a little bit of pleasure from clop at most, and regret it.

You'll never grow up, hell, you're still in diapers.

Get the fuck out of here you attention whoring scumfuck

LMFAO I'm 26, get on my LVL you fucking faggot

I just really don't have anything to really say. I read it, it's just that I've been trying to relax for so long and have failed.

try the old 'drink bleach and youll get to equestria'

Oh, well if youre advancing your degeneracy, do carry on then. but keep in mind, we can accomodate any flavor of degeneracy here. Hell, we let Skye stay around, don't we?

Im sorry you dont enjoy ponies as much as you once did, I hope you can still have fun with our fucked up community though!


Hurray!

Show us your desktop screen

I WAS HERE BEFORE MOST OF THE FUCKING BASTARDS IN THIS THREAD DAMNIT BLEW

The tigres in Zootopia are sexy af

I want to cum inside Princess Celestia.

yes we know

The oldfag doesn't.

hes not an oldfag
just a fag

gayfag

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you mean yourself?

What for?

is he?

lmao just lmfao

To see how much shitty software you have.
Not actually as bad as I thought, but >using Steam still makes you a bit faggy. I keep my PC clean of most garbage software that everybody uses, but I do use Skype/Chrome, and that's it with mainstream software. I thought your bg would be hyper edgy teen tier with Steam, grindcore, and all of that shit everywhere, but it's pretty okay, and JUST having Steam/Skype doesn't make you that faggy. You seem like a person I'd like to befriend IRL. What do you describe you looks like IRL, Skitty?

~

Post yer music playlists ponyfags
Here's mine, and I still kinda consider myself a ponyfag
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLaeb_0NYnBqpXeZ71YMvQydU6JzrRLx5c

To be graced with an official stamp of approval from an edgy 19yo. Oh how I envy him.

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Updated!

I mainly use sound cloud and listen to a bunch of synthwave like soundcloud.com/dynatronsynth/the-pulsating-nebula#t=1:29


I don't think I have ever come across any pony affiliated people who have such wallpapers. Typically they are.. pony related, or some kind of autistic/cute wallpaper.

How strange. Well I have been told quite recently I seem miscreant and that was about as much as I got from people..

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What video game is this you obsessively play and avatar as occasionally?

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IS this your virtual tranny substitute boyfriend for nat?

Wow rude.
You leave her alone.

Final Fantasy XIV, A realm Reborn.

Oh, right. You have told me before… What a horrible game.

Skitty you silly, thats not how you spell wonderful!

soundcloud.com/nightcrawlermusic/4-nightcrawler-road-blaster#t=0:35

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I just finished Zootopia.

10^100/10 would watch again

Fucking furry faggot.

Consider killing yourself

Which character do you want to fuck the most?

pretty cute huh?


squee!

stfu you seminal sentinel


Kill your shelf before it drops books on that vast desicated & desolate head of yours

Fighting words skitty~
Wanna rumble?

Feel like commissioning a fursona yet?

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At least I only post Nat when I'm provoked~

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I don't think I understand what this means.. sorry.


You are worse than Ruby and on par with Blewberry.

lol

Seems legit.

I will slap you so hard boy

You mean like adopting a fursona? Or what did you mean by commission one? Actually have someone else help me assign myself a fursona? I have smoked peyote and discovered my spirit animal, I don't need to commission my fursona. I already know what it is.

Have someone else draw it for you.

what is it?
Is it tacos?
Are rice and beans your spirit animals?

Actually, I take that back. Blewberry is better than you solely due to how nice they are, meanwhile you are a very aggressive homosexual witha tendency for violent behavior.

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provokes u

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I'm here.

Hey hey!

Kek

Not on mobile.

squeee you lose

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