My dear ol' mom visited today and brought this lovely book for my kids to read and share

Fair enough, I suppose. Haven't actually seen the movie yet so I couldn't argue whether it makes sense canonically.

I know, I was just upset that you didn't go for the much more obvious joke of complaining about seeing a gun in a children's book.
It's like you don't even role-play as a concerned mother.

hi editfag i thought you had a flu

Because I'm not a concerned mother and I never roleplay.
I'm a father pretending to be concerned, that's like the opposite of being a concerned mother.
Oh, that explains your problem with the gun. It's not actually that bad.
Spoilers: it is a gun and it is dangerous, but it's used to shoot pellets full of narcotics that turn animals wild and murderous, not bullets. I don't know why I think that's better.

That sounds fucked up and lewd and wrong in any way.
Someone post it, please.

It's by Weaver. I'll get it and post it if you still want it.

Oh, don't bother. I can draw better porn with my toes.
Thanks anyway.

I can fap to weaver because he makes comics that contain an interesting story. In a way it reminds me of great artists that eventually become so focused on exorcising an idea or a fetish that they completely forget about quality or art, drawing even crudely drawing what ever it is is pleasing to them.

Weaver never was a great artist though. Just a guy with interesting ideas, until he turned into a bandwagoner.

It's barely a porn comic anyway, it's mostly Nick and Judy talking about their fetishes.

True, I find his comics really fun but he always blue balls the readers.

Every fucking time. He did two other comics that he specifically noted would be NSFW, and one turned out to be melodrama with no sex and the other turned out to be like thirty panels of fucking nothing happening with no sex.

It's like he doesn't understand what "NSFW" means.

his horsefucker stuff always made me laugh my ass off

I got you. Its actually one of Weaver's funnier comics IMO.
Heres the e621 link.
e621.net/pool/show/8263

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fin

God-fucking danmit.

BUILD

Oh Weaver, you silly pervert.

I found the picture I was looking for.

Bunny has seen some shit.

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Jesus christ, why do furries get fetishes so much better??
It's like "Here's your cake- but we covered it in that thing you hate".
It's like a sponge cake covered in fucking onions.

Also bugs me how good the dialogue is for them talking.
This guy is making kids cartoon characters fuck, but he gets small talk and relationships better than majorly established writers.

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If you want some of the weirder fetishes, you have to go with furry artists. It fucking sucks, but the immense cashflow in the furry community attracts a lot of talented and skilled artists with mile-wide kink streaks.

I really liked the dialogues. They are natural and the flow to the sexual part was good.
btw I'm not a furry

Yeah, that's one of the fun things about Weaver's stuff. He's got a very entertaining way of making characters talk to each other.

¿Que? I mean what?
What does that mean?

But BDSM isn't even THAT obscure. Ironically finding the stuff with just dom/sub but no bondage or leather/chains/etc is more difficult.

I mean, furry artist's get the best physiques, clothes, and even personalities. Then they shove an animal head on it with human eyes and cover it in neon-animal fur.

Has anyone made green re-drawing furry stuff with humans?

Anyone who thinks this film was made for furries is retarded. Yes, Jewsney DID start hinting at it, but that was only after the yiffers made it abundantly clear that they'd spend tons of shekels on anything Zootopia related. It's all about money, and they have plausible deniability if anyone calls them on their horseshit. "What? Furries? No no no! That's being taken out of context!"

I wish they'd thaw Walt out. He'd sort this shit out instantly.

For all the cancer this movie produced, there are some real gems.

I want to that sheep

You wouldn't be implying is more than one dad in Holla Forums, don't you?

I have been tempted to, but commission work keeps me busy. If you have any short piece you want to see humanized I maaaay draw it if I get the chance

It's not really the furry part itself I hate, but it is the neon colors and ridiculous special snowflakeness that I fucking detest.

It's like one big contest to see who can be the gaudiest faggotest tackiest snowflakey piece of shit in the Internet.

If one is degenerate enough to be a furry, one's life must have been sheltered enough to be able to spend money on vanity commissions. Anyone have that image of some guy paying WolfyNail upwards of a thousand dollars for his OC with a neon green dick to be in a gay YCH commission?

Shit, forgot to spoil. I always forget this image has tits in it.

OP here.I get the editfag comment now.
Is this editfag fellow a known father? If so, then no. He's not the only father around.

Yes. Read the threads. They're one of the best things about 8/co/.

You're either trolling me or inviting me to discover a new world of magic and friendship.
Either way it's gonna be a hell of a ride.

Have you honestly not looked into the threads even once? They've been here for like six months and most of my time on Holla Forums is spent lurking them.

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It gets better.

I'm suddenly worried about the health of Editfag.

I know it was four months ago, but still.

Is the animal head on a human body a big deal? It might just be my autism, but the animal heads have a certain charm, assuming they don't have fucked up anatomy like human eyes or lips on bird beaks. The protrusion of the animal muzzle and tail usually give the human form a bit of forward and backward weight, too, which is neat.

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It depends on the art style.

I think such characters look better with a little toonishness to them. If you get too realistic, it starts getting creepy. Leave a little abstraction so the viewer's mind accepts it more easily.

OK, I have to admit that was very well written. You furfriends are super creative.
The dialogue is so good I didn't mind the art or the porn.

I just realized my thumb looks super short in the very first picture.

But I was joking! Gee!

I like Bernielovers stuff, but it's annoying that he made most every single relationship other than Nick and Judy gay, and also making Nick a pegged cuck.

My only issue with that comic is that everyone in it besides the main couple either is gay or seems to be gay.

I think his art is also pretty bland, and his stuff got boring very quickly.

Is it your first language? And if so, are you from Europe or Beanerville?

Both. Born in Spain, living in Chile.
Gonna live here until I die, probably. No reason to go back to Chorizonia.

What are you? welsh?

The Welsh don't speak English. Therefore he isn't.

You uptight piece of shit, I'm surprised you aren't American.

But it was a joke.

What's wrong with Chorizonia?

Don't want to sound edgy but matricide is the only option you have, user.

Remember back when the Weaver wasn't a full blown ovenworthy furfag?

Happy ending.

I can't decide if EFG or Ruby Quest was the turning point for Weaver

Holy hell do I feel old.

Something tells me it might be nanquest. not that tgchan is any better.

I have never known Weaver as a non-furfag.
I am too young.

Chanology was a mistake.

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I don't get why i'm nostalgiafagging for shit I haven't been around, let alone old enough to read; From Space Moose and Jerkcity, all the way to early Weaver and the golden age of chans.

What do we have that could even match that quality of original content?

The sadness of knowing that you will forever be a cancer against this place and all people predating you will never go away.
You might think "maybe I can leave this place and be a complete fucking normalfag instead? Maybe I don't have to be this unholy abomination that I am now?" But no, your mind is forever infused with images of life that you have never lived. With a dream of being a proper oldfag, that you can never become.
What can a man do? Do we go on, keep pretending that oldfagdom is still achievable to us? Do we try make this place into a world that we only know from legends? Or do we end ourselves, and hope that with the death of all newfags, oldfags would at least be able to build their paradise anew?
What is the answer?

Make imageboards great again. I think Holla Forums is currently too filled by cancer to be made great, but smaller IBs will always be there, waiting hopefully for more good, interesting, lulzy, posts.

I don't think it's achievable, not with the mentality of making imageboards specifically great.
Remember that nobody went to 4chan because they wanted to "use an imageboard". They wanted to talk about anime, or browse gross stuff uninhibited. It just so happened that the format of the site allowed a specific type of mentality to evolve.
Nowadays, "posting on imageboards" is basically a meme. If I created, say "trumpchan" to "make 'em great" people would not come there because they are genuinely interested in a discussion on a matter that they are interested in, but rather because "lol chans make funny memes". Cancer would immediately follow.

Not with that attitude, all you need is a stable site that slowly integrates new features and a competent moderation team to ban faggots that try to derail threads or cause trouble. I've said a lot of shit directed at Holla Forums's moderation but they at least understand the concept of banning faggots when they start shiting the place up

But how are we going to attain this? smaller IBs are never going to gain a following as large as this imageboard, let alone cuckchan. Besides, we already know that our chances of entering a new golden age are essentially kneecapped. We don't even have the same creativity nor memetic drive that we did then.

Nan Quest is a decent contender, since his leaving of /tg/ sparked his increased use of his Tumblr, wherein he just EXPLODED with furry junk.

Mememagic.

Not really. Most oldfags followed us here. Only the most diehard oldfags remained in 4chan cuddling with the rotting corpse under the reassurance of nostalgia and denial.

Don't even get me started on tgchan. It's really fucking bluepilled, hell, some of the members might be goons. Don't get me wrong, they got decent art and all, but still.

Are we gonna have another Weaver (preferrably one that won't become a huge furfag)?

Nothing really wrong with Spain, but I have a job and a family here.
Besides Spain doesn't have much to offer. Not to me, at least.
Other than the real fear I have for earthquakes I love Chile.

So, nobody has a viable solution to propose? How telling.

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Do you live in a hu'white community?

The fuck is this huWite maymay?

Means "White". Jared Taylor pronounces "White" a little oddly.

Is Jared Taylor that kike pretending to be a White supremacist?

He refuses to talk much about the Jewish Question, so I dunno.
Also,
More like "White nationalist"

Either that or you're talking about Ramz, who is also a """"nationalist""""

What if we think it was made BY furries?

Fag, I hope you're not a shill:^)

Jews are white

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I get it!

huh, do you mind explaining?

i get the feeling it has to do with the videogames but i havent played them

Some turboautist from FurAffinity has made over 4000 shitty images of different furs in scuba gear, same pose, same fat bodies, same scuba gear. He also asks anyone he meets to draw furries in scuba gear

oooh right, that guy, and right under is the pancake tongue faggot guy.

i completely blocked those 2 from my mind, the autism was too much.

why did i ask…

absolutely. take this survey about it

poal.me/mztn2u

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It's alright user, you can never escape extreme autism for more than short periods of time anyway

You will be reminded one way or another

Boy, do I miss Epic Fail Guy.

Meaning I should kill my mom, or my kids' mom?
Or my mom should kill their mom?

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I like the family photo in those storyboards is basically a mural.

The joke is bunnies fuck a lot and have many babby.

A simpler place, a simpler time.

Why can't we go back to those days? ;_;

i would fuck her a lot and put many babby inside her

You forgot the one thing that started it all off, friend.
RIP /bane/, gone but not forgotten

How is babby formed inside a bunny if you have human semen?

How is babby formed inside a bunny if you have vulpine semen?
BY NEVER GIVING UP

Sorry, but the power of love and belief < biology.
Judy will never be a mother.

its the trying that counts

It's for the best. You know what the kid of a fox and bunny would look like? A funny box.

10/10 joke. Actually made me laugh.
Yours?

Nick and Judy probably will adopt, but now I wonder if they'll fight over adopting a fox or a bunny.

Yeah I just made it up myself.

They could probably adopt both. The real fighting would be over how much time Judy should take off of work to raise the kiddos. I think rabbit instincts help in looking after lots of kids; they'd probably have to adopt one fox and like five bunnies just so Judy doesn't dote too hard on a single one if she really gets into the motherly role.

I realize that with rabbit families so large, a single case of dead parents would result in a LOT of orphans. They probably have systems for divvying up the kids among their thousands of aunts and uncles.

Meant to reply to

I like how they left that scene out of the final script.
'Cause there's no need to deal with the "is that fox your boyfriend" nonsense. Although there's no way the sequel is about anythyng but interspecies love. You can bet your bottom dollar it's gonna be a thinly-veiled comment on same-sex marriage.
I hope I'm wrong, though.

I'm so fucking sick of all that cutesy artwork without any fucking involved.

Showing them having a mission together and both in action, or standing around like working partners but you know there's tension between them, great.

But all those inaccuratly drawn wish-fulfillment shit pics with hearts all over - BARF!

"There She Is!" did this over 10 years ago

using a male fox and a female bunny to propaganda racemixing.

"There She Is!" was about same-sex marriage? I figured it was about general non-discrimination.

listen here, you dipshit, stop pretending this is about your faggot shit, this is about race, FOX and BUNNY are not genders, they're species (which the cartoonists pretend are races). your faggot marriage will end in divorce but that is really nobody's problem except yours.

Since interracial marriage is already legal in the real world I doubt they'll use interspecies marriage in the fictional world to comment on that.

It was about interrace romance.
It was about the Koreans and the Japanese iirc

legal? yes.
good? no.

Well, arentcha edgy as all fuck! I admire you.

wonder whos behind this post

A decent man?

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Impressive. I normally find Furshit unsavory, but this was so well-written that I actually popped a half-boner. Kudos to the guy who made this.

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This is what the artist had to work with.
Pervert confirmed.

Nice.

Despite his compulsive bandwagoning any time a new fandom pops up, I can't help but have have a soft spot for Weaver. Yes, his style basically never changes, but it's endearing in its simplicity.

Plus, I could never stay mad at the guy who gave us Ruby Quest and Boxdog. Nan Quest and Dive Quest are (were) good, too.

I wish he would make it easier to find his work, though. Not sure why he bothers having a tumblr if most of his stuff never makes it there.

I also wish his smut was, y'know, smuttier, but I guess that's his business.

Speaking of Zootopia in Spanish, here's the whole movie in Spanish.
YouTube won't nuke the channel because all the videos are unlisted, but this person has hundreds of films uploaded.
Some say there's a wealth of porn unlisted on YouTube.

wish he'd do more interesting creepy Quests instead of jumping fandoms like a swedish women jumps nigger cocks.

He needs to do more cutebolds and more retarded insect pone.

the pone fandom is so 2014, he only does whatever stupid shit is popular at the moment.

2014 was pony, 2015 was fnaf, its zootopia time.

Fuck Weaver. 5 minute outline shit in MS Paint with zero appeal, everyone is on the hype train. Have some goddamn taste instead of eating all shit with Zootopia written on it.

I liked spanish speaking judy more than english speaking judy.

I disagree but that's fine. Everyone's entitled to their opinion.

I liked it better when the artist was making cutebolts

Piss off, Weaver. Your art is shit.