Its 2016, how come you don't have a girlfriend yet???

Its 2016, how come you don't have a girlfriend yet???

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I'm looking for a woman of my race, and one that isn't a dumb slut

smart mexican?

nope I'm literally moon man + Ben Garrison embodied

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0 reasons to have one

Because i have the social skills of a retarded camel.

Who's that women?

Because I'm lazy, I work a lot, and I'm not outgoing.

I had a fuckbuddy, broke it off for a "girlfriend", who then immediately dumped me, and I'm too proud to go back to fuckbuddy and explain what happened, plus that was a long fucking drive, and like I said I'm lazy.

Generally I'm not appealing enough to have women (I'm interested in) throw themselves at me and I'm not desperate enough to find a girlfriend who doesn't throw herself at me.

I used to…

i've turned into a fucking weird hermit who lives alone in a shitty apartment working every day at a shitty chinese restaurant making shitty pay. i don't have friends or go to parties anymore. i have no prospects and i'm at least 30 pounds overweight and i'm going bald. I make just enough money a month to pay for my rent. All of my clothes are old. I'm the epitome of someone who has been on Holla Forums for 10 years. I am the living result.


i made good use of my prime. a lot of girls thought i was quite good looking and personable.

Those days are over. I don't talk to any girls.

I don't seem to have good luck finding ones that aren't insane and spiteful.

sauce/rest?

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Because men are superior sexual partners. Are you fucking stupid?

I do,user.
The once a month vanilla sex isn't worth the bullshit.
Bang escorts…

It's tragicomic: I have been on the chons for 10 years, and your post pretty much nails down my life as well.
Only difference is that I'm spending my time becoming a wizard and staying in a half-assed decent shape.
What's keeping YOU from devoting your life to a higher purpose, user?