teach me how to make money
Teach me how to make money
learn to suck cock
be an amoral sycophant
build a network of crony friends
fuck them over
I meant something that doesn't involve selling your body and being a jew.
Scratch any fortune and it bleeds. Good luck making money and having a soul cause you're gonna be the one that gets fucked over.
It's a fuck or be fucked system. If you want to make money, be a smurf for a meth kingpin, or something. You could also be a poison assassin. That can make some big bucks too.
America is a country by sociopaths for sociopaths
Claw your way to the top by destroying other people by any means possible
Become a game developer and get a kickstarter.
you have to be like these guysand get out there….
Yeah the system rewards psychopathic traits and shit
get a job you dumb nigger
Impress rich people. How?
Offer commissions; Specifically furries, those autists have tons of money to spare
Write a nice letter to a rich person, dance for them, be their butler for a day, mow their lawn, speak at a rich gathering, anything would do
Work somewhere that has pay equal to work; Restaurants have the most pay for the least work
Find your best skill, then master it; Don't hold back
Jobs with science make a ton of money, so get out that science book and start studying
Don't bother working at McDonalds or mowing lawns in poorer/cheaper communities, only go minimum wage if little work is involved; mowing lawns is hard as fuck, especially if you don't have a lawn mower
Jobs with science make tons of money
Fantasy. Spend forever in school. No jobs available but teaching or quantitative finance.
Write a nice letter to a rich person
Get ignored. How many rich people have you danced for ?
Just do it!
get a fucking job.
just print some dumbass. you have a printer, right?
he found his parents' money shoebox
dad died when i was 8 and my mom lives in a different state.
git gud faggit
he thinks that's how grownups talk to each other
implying i consider myself a grownup
lol stay buttmad jelly loser. im 24 and living the dream
Living the dream
cock-inhaling 14 year old faggot… no, of course you don't. that's why you keep posting.
do you have any idea how much you sound like a dick-inhaling 13 year old faggot? no of course not, that's why you haven't stopped posting.
this much jelly
bruh why you mad tho? cause im str8 ballin out? i work at a fortune 50 company homie.
implying everything i say inst 100% true
take out all your life savings as $1 bills
do vid related to them
be 20 times richer than when you started
You know these marketing companies who call you up asking if you have a car/workplace accident? or, marketing companies who want to sell you home improvements (windows, doors, blinds) and electrical products (phones, electricity/gas accounts etc)?
Put yourself on every mailing list you can find. Then, setup a phone line/answering machine to bill incoming callers at 0.50 cents/0.30 GBP/0.50 Euros for the call, and the same for each minute thereafter.
Setup an answer message which asks the caller to press 1 for your secretary, and 2 for you. Keep them on the line for at least 1 minute.
go to jail for fraud