Teach me how to make money

Noah Sullivan
Noah Sullivan

teach me how to make money

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youtube.com/watch?v=w9Nhr5vPXBI
youtube.com/watch?v=1aOyrJA7SqQ

Jose Clark
Jose Clark

learn to suck cock

Wyatt Gray
Wyatt Gray

[nose intensifies]

Brandon Allen
Brandon Allen

be an amoral sycophant
build a network of crony friends
fuck them over
repeat

Carson Miller
Carson Miller

do this

youtube.com/watch?v=w9Nhr5vPXBI

James Flores
James Flores

5848195
I meant something that doesn't involve selling your body and being a jew.

Anthony Price
Anthony Price

magic beans.

Josiah Richardson
Josiah Richardson

Scratch any fortune and it bleeds. Good luck making money and having a soul cause you're gonna be the one that gets fucked over.

Parker Evans
Parker Evans

It's a fuck or be fucked system. If you want to make money, be a smurf for a meth kingpin, or something. You could also be a poison assassin. That can make some big bucks too.

Jason Lee
Jason Lee

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Joseph Campbell
Joseph Campbell

America is a country by sociopaths for sociopaths
Claw your way to the top by destroying other people by any means possible

Anthony Long
Anthony Long

Become a game developer and get a kickstarter.

Josiah Gonzalez
Josiah Gonzalez

you have to be like these guysand get out there….

youtube.com/watch?v=1aOyrJA7SqQ

William Allen
William Allen

Yeah the system rewards psychopathic traits and shit

Luke White
Luke White

get a job you dumb nigger

Ayden Roberts
Ayden Roberts

Impress rich people. How?
Offer commissions; Specifically furries, those autists have tons of money to spare
Write a nice letter to a rich person, dance for them, be their butler for a day, mow their lawn, speak at a rich gathering, anything would do
Work somewhere that has pay equal to work; Restaurants have the most pay for the least work
Find your best skill, then master it; Don't hold back
Jobs with science make a ton of money, so get out that science book and start studying
Don't bother working at McDonalds or mowing lawns in poorer/cheaper communities, only go minimum wage if little work is involved; mowing lawns is hard as fuck, especially if you don't have a lawn mower

Leo Long
Leo Long

Jobs with science make tons of money
Fantasy. Spend forever in school. No jobs available but teaching or quantitative finance.
Write a nice letter to a rich person
Get ignored. How many rich people have you danced for ?
Master it.
Just do it!

Cameron Cox
Cameron Cox

get a fucking job.

Angel Collins
Angel Collins

open mouth
insert penis
swallow semen
$$$$$
PROFIT

Jason Cooper
Jason Cooper

just print some dumbass. you have a printer, right?

Easton Foster
Easton Foster

sup?

Sebastian James
Sebastian James

he found his parents' money shoebox
awww

Daniel Jenkins
Daniel Jenkins

parents'
dad died when i was 8 and my mom lives in a different state.

git gud faggit

Aiden Torres
Aiden Torres

he thinks that's how grownups talk to each other

Aaron Cook
Aaron Cook

implying i consider myself a grownup
lol stay buttmad jelly loser. im 24 and living the dream

Carter Torres
Carter Torres

Living the dream
on fullchan
Pick one.

Alexander Cox
Alexander Cox

cock-inhaling 14 year old faggot… no, of course you don't. that's why you keep posting.

Ian Bailey
Ian Bailey

do you have any idea how much you sound like a dick-inhaling 13 year old faggot? no of course not, that's why you haven't stopped posting.

William Roberts
William Roberts

this much jelly
kek

bruh why you mad tho? cause im str8 ballin out? i work at a fortune 50 company homie.

Evan Foster
Evan Foster

wew lad

Xavier Thompson
Xavier Thompson

implying everything i say inst 100% true

Hudson Torres
Hudson Torres

learn magic
take out all your life savings as $1 bills
do vid related to them
be 20 times richer than when you started

Henry Smith
Henry Smith

You know these marketing companies who call you up asking if you have a car/workplace accident? or, marketing companies who want to sell you home improvements (windows, doors, blinds) and electrical products (phones, electricity/gas accounts etc)?

Put yourself on every mailing list you can find. Then, setup a phone line/answering machine to bill incoming callers at 0.50 cents/0.30 GBP/0.50 Euros for the call, and the same for each minute thereafter.

Setup an answer message which asks the caller to press 1 for your secretary, and 2 for you. Keep them on the line for at least 1 minute.

Jaxson Diaz
Jaxson Diaz

do this
go to jail for fraud
???
profit

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