Okay Holla Forums, how do I make scrambled eggs? 3 days in a row I've fucked them up,...

Owen Hall
Owen Hall

Okay Holla Forums, how do I make scrambled eggs? 3 days in a row I've fucked them up, they've either been too liquidy or too crumbly, and tasted alright but not as good as the eggs my momma used to make. I need gainz but I'd prefer my gainz to be tasty, not shitty.

Logan Evans
Logan Evans

Crack the eggs in to a cup. Coffee cups work great, but whatever you have around will do. Now, just put a splash of milk in there. You don't need a lot. I don't measure it out, but I would imagine you don't need more than a few tablespoons. Mix that shit up now. Stir the fuck out of the egg and milk mixture. Get your pan good and hot. Pour the egg/milk mixture in the pan. Wait until the eggs aren't runny and shit.

Remove the egg from the pan and place on a plate/bowl of your choice.

Congratulations! You just made scrambled eggs!

Xavier Stewart
Xavier Stewart

If you're eating for gains you'll have to get over wanting tasty food or satiety. Food is fuel, not comfort.

Parker Wilson
Parker Wilson

Use olive oil, not butter.

Alexander Adams
Alexander Adams

ask your mom
git gud, fagit

Carson Mitchell
Carson Mitchell

maybe I use too much milk. I do it in the microwave so I guess I'm doing it wrong.

I'm going to try this, how does it taste?

Aaron Price
Aaron Price

dont use olive oil op.

they are infact NOT how your mother makes them. it tastes like AIDS and Death

Chase Williams
Chase Williams

butter for good taste,
oil for ease of cooking,
olive oil weight loss.

Jaxon Rogers
Jaxon Rogers

Butter for gainz though

Ryan Howard
Ryan Howard

considering the colour, you're putting in too much milk, you hamburgistani
1/5th milk, no more. just enough to smooth it out. add small amounts of shredded cheese to it if you're a fat fuck.

Grayson Morris
Grayson Morris

Crack two eggs and put them in a buttered pan on med-low heat. Break the yolks and stir. Do not stop stirring until the eggs are done and periodically remove the pan from the burner and stir vigorously. This will ensure that the curds are creamy, soft, and small. Now, once the eggs are done (they should be broken up but still have a little mush and wetness to them) you can add milk if you like and put it back on the heat to reduce. I don't usually use milk and it's fucking delicious. Add salt and pepper at the end, and add chives if you have them. That's how I do it and it's always delicious.

Luke Hill
Luke Hill

the eggs*, not two eggs

Jason Gomez
Jason Gomez

Use onions and butter
Premix 4 jumbo or 5-6 extra large or 7 large eggs chop 1 Palm sized onions
Turn on heat and put down 1-3 tbsp of butter
Throw down onions stir on medium heat till soft
Take eggs and stir in takes at least 6 seconds
Close with a tight fitting lid
Wait 1-2 min
Take off lid switch to high heat and stir a lot breaking up any chunks then if you see no more liquid eggs turn off heat and stir if you see large pieces or dry or stuck to pan

Add 1 large tomato in quarters

Matthew Cox
Matthew Cox

Also this
I used to eat oatmeal and tuna day to day by the pound ( not usually together )

Dylan Taylor
Dylan Taylor

Don't put any milk in them. It fucks them up.

Nicholas Baker
Nicholas Baker

Use about a half tablespoon of butter or olive oil per egg so the shit doesn't stick to the pan. Set the stove to a medium heat, and while the pan is heating up, crack and scramble the shit out of your eggs. Swirl the oil/butter around so that you have full coverage, and add your eggs. Don't overwork the shit or else you'll end up with crumbs. When things start to solidify a bit, I'll move those solids to the middle. Only add water or milk if you want them fluffier. Since you're going for gainz, I'd recommend skipping that and adding more eggs. So, eventually things will get solid on the bottom all around, that's when i usually flip over all the little bits…after a minute on the other side, take the pan off the heat, and the eggs will continue to solidify. Once everything is cohesive, plate it. Good eggs are all about scrambling really well beforehand, not overworking them in the pan and keeping the temp right. Also, using enough fat to prevent sticking.

Noah Cox
Noah Cox

fuck off

Alexander Bell
Alexander Bell

Lots of butter and use medium low heat. Stop trying to sear those ficking eggs.

Adrian Ward
Adrian Ward

Fuck Gordo Ramses

Get a non stick egg pan. light olive oil. low heat. get a spatula. you can pre-scramble the eggs or not. but the key is just eggs and low heat and keep working the eggs gently. this will give you creamy eggs with no extra fat.

low heat. salt and pepper to your taste.

I think a quick two or three egg scram a few times during the day would be better than trying to force don more than 3 eggs of scram.

For gainz (I am working at a marble ands granite company and have to build muscle to do my job polishing and lifting stone) I have found canned sardines to be a cheap way to get 20g+ of protein around 2 dollars a can.

I have been too lazy to cook eggs recently but used to do it for a living. low and slow and you are good to go.

Jeremiah Hall
Jeremiah Hall

I know better than the best chef in the world

fuck off you donkey

Christopher Phillips
Christopher Phillips

Do you really think Gordo is anywhere near the top 100 chefs in the world?

That he didn't steal EVERYTHING(including his child's name) from Marco Pierre White?

And yes I know better than Gordo Ramses how to scram an egg without milk, butter, or cheese. Yes that is exactly what I am saying. Gordo ain't shit. He butchers eggs. I tell him to suck my peepee.

His Bullshit cash grab fake ass shows are the reason kitchens are filling up with snowflakes instead of salty as fuck pirate kitchen people. I don't work food service anymore. Do you?

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