Bidets would sell much better if we just called them "ass washers"

Bidets would sell much better if we just called them "ass washers".

Bidets sound much more friendly to the concerned white mother or middle class lazy fuck

okay, maybe "cunt flusher"

who cares how much they sell?

I'll keep washing my ass properly and laughing at the retards who just smear shit all over their asshole with a piece of paper

how about "rim sprayer"?

So this is your excuse for giggling like a school girl with a stick up your ass at 4 in the morning.

"fanny fogger"

Well they already know what "bidet" means. To expand the market, we need the "ass washer" demographic.

bun splasher

I'll have you know I never take a shit between midnight and 7 AM