Pony Holla Forumsread

In my dreams, she feels real.

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How many rare pepes are out there in bread?

I was wondering why the other thread suddenly filled with chickun

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le rare spike

Pepes are infinite

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the fuck…

block wtf

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who is the rarest pepe here?

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it was a typo, black people are super rare here.. I haven't seen an actual black person in 3 months

probably more actually

hello Holla Forumsread

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Heyo!

hi

hello hows it going?

hello smokey how're you doing?

you are

he could think your weed is the sickest

Doing great, thanks for asking. How about yourself?

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morning!

i'm alright, just watching tv. how are you?

pfff

huh..? I don't sell weed D:

*hiss*

Eyy!!! What's gucci?

fine just relaxing and listening to music.

im fine listening to music going to play vidya soon.

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+rep good and fast shitposter

What?

I don't think Tex Mex Jesus would approve of that tbh

stomach feels gross this morning, my sleep is getting weird again…. what about you?

He's leaving a positive review on your Steam profile.

Oh, gay.

I'm doing great, finished up some rp a little bit ago. Watching some videos.

How do you know about that? The tex mex thing? Kind of an obscure thing for someone a million miles away to know applies to me.

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What song is that?

nice… who won?

That is one jazzy tune you got in that webm there if I do say so myself

makes me want to throw on my sombrero and hop in my 1955 ford fairlane and cruise through town

Well, I cleaved a pony and roasted some snakes with lightning.

im going to stop at this store here… what should I buy?

QUICK GO GO GO

Parov Stelar - Catgroove

CHEETOS

Magnum condoms, hit on the cashier while you pay.

Small condoms

Parov Stelar - Catgroove

Nothing.

Glorious hivemind

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Ammunition. They sell that in corner stores in Texas, right?

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you made it pretty clear you were like at least 20% Mexican, and you said something about living in Texas. So I ran some tests, made some phone calls and I guess some conclusions wee made.

Imagine your body being used as a dildo for her.

Hm, what's her name again? I might be able to whip something up.

Princess Celestia

Time to rent some GPU farms.

you got abused and betrayed by pretty much everyone. even Scotch ran away to leave you to deal with the snakes

I already have an all caps trip with CELESTIA

How much for it? In Bitcoin?

TOX ID: 2B3F51F750B9336B4BE4A53A26FDFC23598DE31451AC82DE0A92A0FA601C9B4F0B0BFA64E4A5

Praising the sun isn't an easy job. I must be the light that darkness for them, the shining example of a true hero.

I don't have a wallet, and it isn't for sale.

:^(

You were first so I got the Cheetos

I would have gotten tiny condoms for the cheetoes but I felt to awkward…

*the light in the darkness

Close enough, but regular Cheetos are better.

Puff are better, unless it is the jalapeno flavor. This is why you have no CELESTIA tripcode

Why are these not Flamin' Hot? Fuck, I hate you so much.

haha well you surely were that. Sorry I kept preventing you from getting to Scotch. I wanted to teach him a lesson and he really hadnt left you any way of tracking him down whatsoever

You make me feel special.

Flamin' Hot are way better. Non-puffs FTW

It's all good, I understand.

Filthy puff-lover

youre a very special skitty!

I also like flaming hot, flaming hot is the best. Puffs to normal, puffs are better.

Ok, maybe puffs are better

I just told them I wanted cheetoes, the guy did ask what kind.. all I could thin to say was "just fuck me up! FUCK ME UUUP!!!1"

he threw the cheetoes through the window with this worried expression and I gave him 2 dollars and didn't even wait for the change

I kind of left in a hurry but saw he leaned out of the window to see where I was going…

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I don't like spicy stuff that much. Unless it's spicey fried chicken. That's kind of good.

Especially spicy dehydrated chicken, that's obscurely good

talking abou spicy stuff, these guys I shared a jail cell with these past two days kept farting so much.. christ..

I don't know why these guys were so gassy but they just kept farting and farting.. it smelled very bad very frequently..

Why were you detained this time?

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butt

Here's some topbutt

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Got pulled over by city PD with a couple of friends for reckless driving/speeding, we all got slapped with Public Intoxication on Friday night. It was pretty lame but at least we got to throw a pizza party in the jail cell twice.

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GAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

What may I do to please you tonight?

If only I could infringe the law with you sometime…

The most impressive rump you've ever seen, I'm sure.

Do you legitimately find that obese anatomically disproportionate Celestia attractive?

Yes.

It wasn't fun being in the jail cell though…

By getting on your hands and knees~

Right, right, the farts and all.

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I want glasses like those…

sure!

You never struck me as one of those nerds.

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Nice dubs

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thanks, i got them just for you!

uncensor plz

I missed this. Sorry, they do… but I don't need ammunition wtf

Those glasses don't look nerdy they look TOTALLY RAD

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Get Wuma to buy you a pair. Does he still have your address?

Nice, would be better if you could take the picture from behind

and…. naked?

Yes

who are u

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Sorry sir I'm gonna need to see some ID

waits for you to hand them your ID

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Howdy Reece!
How are you today?

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It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan

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haha i just took a couple but my butt is so pale it created a glare from the flas. let me take more

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haha, okay

reach your hand in and pull it out

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Enhance your calm, John Spartan.

kms, fucked up the image order

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heyyy… been feeling ill this morning is all thanks. and it's not even 5am yet… but feels like I've been up for like hours and hours

how's you

Stop being such a bitch, you need to do some stuff with what looks like play dough but smells like clay burns like rubber and does NOT like electricity.

I ship Blewgae (rhymes with Bluejay) now. Make it happen.

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Gae is nice and likes to look at my peener. I liek him but i dont think we could be together because he is tragically not a diaperfag. doesnt mean i cant enjoy camwhoring for him!

c4?

what are we evaporating tonight?

I am 200% calm right now.
*takes a seat*

youtu.be/cZaJYDPY-YQ?t=55s

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A box of fun things.

Have you been shot again?

-_'

Rose, why you gotta scare the Skittun?

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He fears no one.

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youtu.be/Y504oX2t1p4?t=1m31s

Whatchoo talkin bout?

No… I had a dream I shot myself last night with a 12 gauge shotgun by accident.. in the face..

Elaborate.

I know this might not be the time to bring it up, but can we retcon the retard dash zebra stuff?

only fluttershy stuff i have :^(

The Skittish.

Pobrecito.

lol, right

HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT MY CAMWHORING, PEASANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah we can pretend that never happened. I might also pretend that Skitty's character never existed as well.

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hey hey

Heya Blew~

What? What did I do?

don't you ever get scared about posting your real face and your entire room on the chans? what if someone from real recognises you or a troll really wants to try to mess with you?

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5304 Pommel Dr, Mt. Airy, MD

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Bullshit

howsu Raptoroooooo?

You ADHDed out of the game and forced me to kill your character via dragonrape

For all my buttshots I actually use a buttdouble.

Hey we're practically neighborinos. I grew up in Towson. We should totally hang out.

~♥
Not a fan of the socks but everything else is perfect!

I'm well.
That is awful, I hope you get well soon~♥

Howdy!>>5846036

Well, at least it used to be that one before he moved and then moved again.

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why tho

NUKE IT FROM ORBIT

Tired.

Heya Gae!
How're you?

What is the worst that could happen?

what… I wouldn't shoot myself on purpose. That' be pretty stupid

LOL

sorry…

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I'd say somewhere around 30.3879N and 101.9587W if you're in that region.

I've lost the image of that pen the idiot sent me.

I still have it. I need a moment to find it.

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I'm well, though a little annoyed.
I've lost almost 4 kilos.
I mustn't be eating enough.
On the plus side my six pack has definition when I finish a workout.

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*Squee!* Gaeburn is pleased. It is a good day! I'll lose the socks next time, just the AC has it a bit chilly in here.

My buttbutt is for Gae. No butt for you.

awww im sorry

its ok, thanks for trying though

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a lot of pizza and raep

i should come cook steak for you

Ah, the memories.

Quite.

Hm, if only.

You are the creepiest motherfucker I swear

That's 400 miles away from me unfortunately.

ooh hey

shhhh

Sometimes I like to image that blewby actually is a mentally deficient sexual deviant.

I just threw up in my mouth a little

*imagine

Nice :3

you could always just chug a kilo of eggs and bacon to get yourself the calories and protien you need?

Nah it's ok.
learning something new and I ran out of time so I have to do it again next week… was exhausting and rather frightening.

Well, you have the sexual deviant part right at least.

28.3031N and 98.6594W should have it by next week.

Nahhhh, he's just "special"

That's what he just said.
You ruined it.

This is how you cook, isn't it

I'm sure it's all just an epic ruse

only a little?

sounded pretty harrowing from what I glimpsed earlier

Nice second best pony.

HEY! You stole my Nona's recipe for lasagna!

swatting tho, that's pretty scary.

and y'know, that's the kind of things the chans like to do.

yes it is

That's okay

Depends on how you cook it…

The eggs part is true but I'd rather not.
Also I don't want to over eat and gain fat, that's worse than losing weight in some regards.

I have been spamming the address for four years now. Nothing of interest has come of it.

I wish I was unpopular enough for someone to do that to me.

That would be the best.

Today it was, climbing at max AoA on the runway is… stressful, especially when you're just waiting for the engine to cut out, and you're below 200 feet when it's pulled…

Best Princess I think you mean~

Hahahaha~

True, fair

Just in case.

308 Highway 76, White House, TN
37188-9198

coarse ground salt and pepper, onto the grill until medium rare, and rested for a minute or two to settle the juices.

I live in Northern Virginia. We could legit hang out

I needed that.

uh

2nd best

What do you have in mind?

thats some pretty wild shit yo! sounds scary too

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Discord confirmed for Donald Trump

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Can we just meet in the middle and say a three way with the two of them would be great?

Over all I just want to be bigger but I know I'll just have to keep at it and work my way to it.
My big issue is that I've always been very thin and lanky so I have to grow twice as much muscle than someone who is smaller or thicker.

That's actually perfect.
What wine would you compliment it with?

Not yet… soon, but not yet….

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ffffiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnreeeeeeee

yo, could you give this board a bump?
be an honor :3

8ch.pl/pone

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Why thank you. I favor NY strip, sirloin or maybe the occasional filet. as my steaks of choice.
A wine? Probably just something easy drinking.Out of respect for your nationality I'd be in error not to say a Syrah

Never! /pone is a trap!

G'day, how're you?

I'M FUCKING DYING

We are not taking questions at this time, thank you.

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You're not rose are you?

does that say hobbes? Didn't darwin go by darwin and hobbes?

I can wait~

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At your service.

I'M ON IT

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Yes. The pen was sent to my house, and I provided that image to complete the scheme.

So High Right Now!

The waiting shall be interminable.

It's not clear which one.

ARISE

arise

I don't think I've ever had a MY strip, I normally have a fillet or sirloin.
In Australia we tend to call it Shiraz and Australian Shiraz is often very bold and full of plum and dark fruit tones. I personally tend to prefer Cabernet Sauvignon with steak because I love the pepper notes that come through in the wine and enhance those in the steak. Shiraz I would have on it's own.
Of course I haven't drunk any alcohol in ages because of my training. I am most tempted to as I currently have 2 bottles of Cabernet Sauvignon, Top shelf gin and vermouth (Perfect for martinis) and a 18 year old Laphroaig Scotch.

Then I'll run to the front of the line!

Darwin.

Beep

kin of like my inexorable penis

what's so special about the pen?

Even I have one.

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fresh oc :^)

I could have you removed, sir.

Nothing, I believe.

Tel me something only I and the REAL Darwin would know…

thank you

The NY strip is the cut you want. It has the marbling of the ribeye, but none of the gristle and just one fat strip., Very nice flavorful piece of meat. The sirloin isnt bad either.

Shiraz, thats right. Syrah is the French. I find it complements lamb well mostly, but yeah Cabernet is traditional for steak. Here in Virginia our wineries produce Cabernet Franc of very high quality, it tends to be rich and almost toasty. I'm enjoying chianti tonight from the North of Italy that's surprisingly acidic but very strong too.

Theres nothing wrong with a glass of red, in fact most studies show its really good for you

I could also make the wine, butter and beef stock into a nice demi-gloss to put over the steak, but generally steak doesnt need that.

squee

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Stop posting pictures of me you frilly fuck

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*unimaginable embarrassment*

I remember you conspired with Smock and me to ban Aeris from the pony chat, and that was supposed to be a secret.

KEK
NOW WE ALL KNOW!

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I don't fucking wear diapers you cock gobbler

I see nothing embarrassing there.
vocaroo.com/i/s0MIeCeM0THQ

Rarity says yes

To hell with rarity I don't do that bullshit

I'm like, "Check 'em"

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There is no escaping your fate

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On the subject of scotch, I like my scotch like I like my boys, around 18 to 21 years old, Leave me breathless and I can still taste them in the morning.

Italy makes some very high quality wines, them and France. I was very surprised to taste the difference between Australian and Italian chardonnay. Australian Chardonnay is very dry and dusty while Italian Chardonnay is very creamy.

Generally that is true, but I'm on a high protein diet at the moment so having alcohol as well as all that protein can put a lot of strain on kidneys. It's not an extreme high protein diet, but I'd rather not take the risk at the moment.

You certainly know a lot about cooking, I think I might promote you to house wife or Maid.

Listen the fuck up. I may look small but I will fuck your bitch. Also, that image is a metaphor for heroine. They're chasing the purple dragon.

That's a pillow don't get your dick in a knot

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EVERYONE KNOWS THAT.

I still think you're Rose. But hi anyway.

I will join the group just for you.

You know amelie or what?

Yeah, well I like my boys like I like my cheese. 10-15 years old

I'm just joking mods. Don't v& me.

It's just weird hearing myself. I hate hearing myself..

same

But you sound so cute.

What?

Don't fucking take photos of me when I'm high.

I love hearing myself.

Shut up, Berzerk.

You keeping busy?

You had mentioned Laphroaigh 18 right? I've only had the ten year. Very peaty and intense, the fumes from it alone got me high. I tend to favor the lighter scotches without all that peat and smoke, but I hardly drink scotch at all. Glenlivet is my choice for single malt, a little smoother than laphroaigh. I like more girly drinks than you, I guess.

Chardonnay is meant to be smooth, oaky, and buttery, its a drinkable wine. California does some very good ones. I dont know that I've ever had an Italian chardonnay, mostly if I'm going with a white from, there its Pinot Grigio and I'm eating some fish.

Very true, cant hurt poor Gae's kidneys.

*squee* that'd be quite the job though my official title is chef, not maid… i'd be ur maid tho. I would expect to be paid in snuggles!

Cheese doesnt age for 10-15. The oldest cheese you can get is Reggiano and that's typically only a 4-5 year cheese

Ever heard of 100 year cheese?

Im right terrified, i am

Certainly not. There's little worth doing.

The girl in that vocaroo is amelie aka that chick that idles the bread steam chat, i got them to defect to out group from 4chans steam like 2 years ago and they've been there since

I try to get them to post here occasionally but they;ve only posted once but people seem to ignore them for some reason

you called?

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I don't care about this.

Maybe using the gender neutral pronouns is not very welcoming for that person.

I have not. Further research shoes that a 40 year old cheddar was sold recently in Wisconsin, but that was an abberation.

Don't mind me, just looking for a fuck to give in this scroll.

Oh God, it is you.

Hello Darwin.

I always thought the person who posted that cat was Rose for whatever reason..

How have you been? Do you still lurk occasionally? More rarely than frequently?

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ok…

It's a habit…

Gender neutral? Hey look a thing that doesn't exist!

Find some hot ass and do that then!
that's always worth doing!

Rose was the one who gave me the folder. You were not unjustified in believing it was him.

Wonderful and seldom.

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I cannot overstate my disinterest in this subject.

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Your text and image give me mixed signals brb social anxiety

Mine also.
but I am quite bored

hahaha

Laphroaig and most Islay scotch is very peaty, salty and smoky. It's very much an acquired taste. Glenlivet Is quite sweet for a scotch, I personally find it too sweet.

That's fair enough, I've worked in bars on occasion and know a few ones you might like. Very sweet and fruity.

Aussies don't follow most of the wine making rules. We have so many weird wines and mixes here.

That is usually a very good combination.
I'm not much of a fan of white wines to be honest though. There are a few I don't mind, but none I love.

Why not both~

Of course
Would you also expect payments of blowjobs? I need to get my protein from somewhere~

That would make sense if humans were not a sexual spieces that is divided into to sexual sub groups. Maybe if we were Salmon that can change sex as required or if we were an asexual species that reproduced via replicating and splitting in half. However we are not, so that's just denying reality in favour of pure fantasy.
and this is coming from gay cowboy horse, that's how loony it is

That is the intention.

I am so in perpetuity.

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Thats why I like Glenlivet haha. I'm not quite well heeled enough to have it around. My current single malt at my place is a Speyburn 5 year. Its light for scotch and has very mellow tones but it is at least a single malt.

oooooh do tell. My favorite is the mojito!

Only wine I've really had from Aus is Shiraz and SauvBlanc. I think New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc is better though. I'm pretty big into that wine, its my favorite actually.

That makes sense. Not many whites would give the fullness and tannins I feel like you'd gravitate towards. Have you ever had chianti? I think you'd really enjoy the one I'm drinking tonight, a lot more than I am haha.

Alright but I aint wearin no maid uniform…
except in the bedroom

ewwwwwwwwwww oral just weirds me out, never liked it.

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To be fair, diapers are more than just alright for me
*squee*
and I dont want to give OR recieve oral, its that gross. Ive had people offer to do that to me and I was just like "ick"

*scoots closer*

Oral isn't all that vanilla.

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You are a loooooooseeeeeeer

Doesn't sound like the kind of thing I would go for.
It's good you enjoy it though.

Have you ever heard about a 'macho mojito'?
It's a mojito with cum in it, obviously not available at your local bar.. Unless your local bar is a lot kinkier than mine
Have you ever tried a long island ice tea before?

I think once but it was a while ago and part of a wine tasting so it kind of blurred together with the rest.

haha

I was thinking you would wear it everywhere around the house EXCEPT for the bedroom Where you'll wear nothing except maybe a collar or a blind fold

Not even receiving it?

Howdy! ruby
Been a while

:(

Come even closer and tell me all about the cell molestation.

Unless it involves eating ass, oral is probably the most vanilla sex act. Pretty much every sexuality engages in it. Lesbians, gay men, straight men and women, all of the "queer" folk, etc…

It's about as vanilla as penis in fucking vagina.

It has. How are you?

squee!

oooh new juicebox flutterpic!

Thank you!

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Sex acts from most vanilla to least

I'm well, I've been training lately so I'm getting pretty fit.

How about you?

I see lights out vagiinal sex for the sole purpose of procreation as the most vanilla sex act. Anal necro zoophiia can be considered the most strange and degenerate. Oral is still vanilla by today's standards.

You're still fucking weird

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I would have put hand holding then hugging ahead of kissing.

:P

its an island scotch i believe, but very light. I got it cuz it was 20 bucks for a single malt and I couldnt pass that up.

ewwww… at least put that stuff in a white russian or something. it wouldnt really blend in in the mojito.

oh yes… you could feed me one or two of those hehe.

I recently went down to New Orleans and had a real hurricane. those things fuck you up just as well.

see if you can find a nice one to try. its easy to spot, the bottles are short and rounded at the bottom and usually have that raffia work at the base. very pretty candleholder once its done.

I was thinking you would wear it everywhere around the house EXCEPT for the bedroom Where you'll wear nothing except maybe a collar or a blind fold
Well that could work too!

sorry, im legitimately not very sexual aside from my various weird fetishes lol

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done it
done it
EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YOU SICK PERVERT!

squee!

squeee

I see. I'm almost on summer break. Just have to get through this one final…

Also, PiV is least vanilla? Guess I'm one degenerate motherfucker.

this sounds kind of trippy

kek, it sucked in there… I mean, it wasn't as bad as it could have been.. but luckily I was there with some pretty fun people..

too much time to talk to each other.. everyone started calling me bam because I supposedly reminded them of that one character from jackass…

at one point we started talking about out favorit music and I mentioned I liked punk rock, this one guy said he knew the lyrics to one and I asked them to go when he starts reciting the lyrics to owl city - fireflies.. 1 million fire flies~ you would not believe your eiys~ and I lost my shit

they want me to create a facebook so they can add me now and want to hang out… I'm not sure if I should. I mean they were fine people, just in there for PI, not really bad characters or anything, just unfortunate circumstance from a poorly thought out spur of the moment idea

hahaha

ew
That is disgusting…
It was meant mostly as a joke, I rushed it and made a few typos to be honest

haha I have all the ingredients at home, I even have a couple of cocktail shakers.

will do, thanks~

It's okay

Would you at least let me put it in your butt?

hahaha

It's a meme you dip!

I've composed a song for you. purely out of ant pheromones

I have quite a few ingredients myself. Have I shown you my bar?

no problem, I love sharing reccomendations. oh and this is an NY strip. looks very close to a ribeye but the marbling is better dispersed and theres only one fat strip so you dont get the gristle/fat throughout the steak
rockomeats.com/Library/expression-fp/image_components/steak5.jpg

Well of course! Ive never done it that way, but I've had other stuff in there

Handholdings a pain in the god damned ass when your partner is much much shorter than you.

The perfect medium.

anyone want this tripcode im bored of it already

I do.

can't believe how slow my laptop has been… but here. for u

tox id?

heres a ribeye or scotch filet for comparison aspiringgentleman.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Ribeye-Steak.jpg

hahaha, nice reeceles :P

I don't use this shit.

Just email it. [email protected]/* */

Sent

Thank you

what you upto Rapster

TOPLEL

I'm pretty sure you have before, feel free to post it again though.

ah okay
Nice

Like what?

I'm sure the size difference has some benefits though

is your nose ready?

here it is. mixers on the right, liqueurs (my favorite) center and hard stuff on the left.

yeah, the strip is probably a lot better for someone trying to avoid fats but it still gives some nice flavor.

thermometers, fingers, enemas, ummm i think a guy put marshmallows up there once. You know, just normal well lubed buttstuff.

I suppose this will be determined.

So no one tried to play grab-ass with you or anything like that? How disappointing.

Oh shit nigger what are you doing

Very nice collection you've got.

Sounds great

Nice
Do you want to add me on steam again, what is your account?

Night! Ishould've gone to bed hours ago.

night Solstice

Thanks. some of that stuff isnt even made anymore like the green tea liqueur

if you get a NY strip let me know what you think, itd make me happy knowing you found a yummy new steak to enjoy.

I almost never have Steam on except as a chat program, I can sign in though.

usually i go out, i never go to parties though… i dont have any fancy clothes or a fancy car, so i usually just go to the movies by myself and buy a large popcorn. i always think of it as my night out on the town. sometimes ill go down to the park and see if anyone wants to talk, but im usually to shy to say anything. so no, nobody plays grab-ass with me. sometimes when im at home i hug a pillow and pretend someone likes me. no im not skitty by the way i just needed to vent

wat

Get it the fuck together.

This.

Everyone knows you should only talk to other people you have been incarcerated with.

Good night!

That sounds interesting

will do

Okay

just signed on just for you

I'M LAUGHING SO HARD

What is your account name?

its not made anymore, but i'd give you the bottle. I also have lychee liqueur which is nummy!

whats your steam name again? i dont think i see you

chefjmh

Well now that sounds even worse.

Seems like reasonable advice.

hmmm

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goodnight pony pals

Good night!~

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Don't go around encouraging my boyfriends sexual deviancy. You fuck

Finally embraced the cock?

hes your boyfriend? oh well all respect lost for you

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I posted it earlier.

Inattention to detail.

Whut

Hmm?

I AM QUESTIONING YOUR SEXUALITY

He's not gay; his boyfriend is.

ME!?! never…..
Fingers crossed behind my back

What a complete FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What dissy said.

You'll have something else behind your back if you carry on.

I don't know. Do you ever try to talk to random people out in the wild like that? Such as at a park and the likes? I typically avoid it because I am highly antisocial, but I will talk tostrangers like at a gas station or whatever, small talk or whatever.

I forgot I had skye filtered.. I was wondering who people were chatting with.. had to filter this mad cunt after he kept spamming pictures of some guys asshole at me

Well what do you know, it's my birthday

good evening

No. I have no desire to meet people like that.

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should I get rid of the strings? vocaroo.com/i/s1zLgQzATNMm

Rude!

Happy bday!

I'd feel kind of weird trying to talk to strangers at a park.. like creep tier weird.. Like all that'd be running through my head is "oh shit these ppl are judging me, why am I trying to talk to this person I don't even know, I bet he's thinking what's my motive, it's not rape, im not gonna rape you, I think he think I wana rape him oh shit pfei0["

Well, you are a spic, so you do provide enough cause for concern like that.

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Oh, you lil shit. I don't even look like a rapist, wow, fuck you

Evening?

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what kind of delusional backwards thought process leads you to the insane conclusion I am the rude one for not taking too kindly to your actual gay ass spam?

look at the image

Post pic.

Never. Post that. Again.

Hello mofo

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Are you really Mexican

oooh, what?

I'm going for my workout, bye everyone!

youtube.com/watch?v=yUDfoZGhLjE

Bye m8

hey

posting a picture of myself makes me feel very self conscious and shoots me so far out of my comfort zone I deserve a Guinness world record

I've posted myself a few times, I'm not drunk enough to do it again, but you can have a picture of my fucking forehead

Like bread and butter

That is the forehead of a rapist, if I have ever seen one. You even have those miscreant eyes.

Bye

I did
It's still morning

They're nice pictures.

Here's me if it makes you feel better. Are you a mexican or not?

Guess what day it is

Wednesday…?

It's my birthday

Rude. The last part is probably true… not the first time ive herd it
my sides!

My family is from Espana.

Aun asi te quiero.

Oh, well I guess we can't be friends anymore

MIXED SIGNALS

Taquitos Los dorado angelos san hombre!

More fun this way.

Best sports team ever, the Los Angeles angels.
Fucking retards

best cake i've seen

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Something the matter?

Nah, but seriously did you want my filter code?

Just prepping myself for another strike to the self conscious.

You had your hand down your pants or something?

wait.. what? no wtf lol

Did you want my code or not

Good luck with that, my son.

Oh.. sorry.. it's ok

im on the phone with someone and I'm having too much trouble trying to communicate with this thread and this person

Are you actually older than me or are you just saying that

I can't go a single post without forcing an answer. I am very disappointed in you Skitty

I am effortlessly unengaging despite whatever distraction you have.

I am older than you.

Do I really look like a rapist..?

Let us say that picture does not provide a clue to what your true nature could be.

i came to this thread to save luluco pics

Oh.

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I just crashed for an hour or two

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Yeah you're right.. I've seen people in pictures and then find out they're murderers and you don't see it in them, and vice versa.

I'm sorry ;~;

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Your mugshots may offer a better impression. Post those.

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Is user really gonna try to spam at one in the morning?

It depends on what definition of "spam" you are using.

So what's cracking?

Guess what day it is? (not that anyone else in the bread bothered to pick up on it)

I knew I should have gotten a copy of it when they offered it to me this Monday… the lady at the desk liked my mugshot, I remember being a bit drunk still and the officer laughed and said "oh, you even posed and everything"
I had a big smile on both front and side shots

Well, I'd say it's wednesday, but your que makes me think it's your birthday.
Is it?

nothing.. just taking the piss from darwin andwas chatting with a bread friend on the phone.. they seem rather drunk lol

drink ur water

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Yes.

FUKIN KEK

And now they can use that to show it to rape victims when they are looking for suspects.

its not that funny m8

Happy Birthday Scotch, have some rararara boobs

Sigues enformo pinche meco, este vato ya aplacate a la verga. se lo juro a la santisima murte el die que te mira cuando ande zumbando en mi troca blindada, te voy a dar un pinche levanton en caliente, derechito al starbucks, caffee en mi

Qué ridículo eres a veces.

happy wednesday!

I'm going to assume that the spanish here is skitty saying that they'd never pick him in a line up because he doesn't leave his rape victims alive :3

Thanks Raptor, it's gonna be a good day

Oh Smokey, the great over watcher of threads, you've probably seen me post more cringy shit than I care to admit

close but I said if I ever saw him on the street I'd run him over

straight to starbucks, coffee on me cause I like them a latte

It was slightly less poetic than that, but that was the general message.

everything tends to blur together, so it's not so bad.
have a good birthday.

Got plans?
Got lewt?

KEK

ooh hey happy birthday! sorry, didn't notice your post earlier

I made something shitty and quick just for you!

If you actually were able to understand what I said and didn't use some shitty translation service to get an utterly mangled variation of what I actually said than I should point out that I am in fact not religious or superstitious, you enigmatic cunt.

I'll probably celebrate this weekend because I'm busy right now, and trust me, you don't want to see the lewds I possess right now

then* or actually I don't know if I should have used than or then there.. hurff dur

loot :P
Did you get pressies mate, pressies :P

I have had entire conversations in Spanish with you before, no translator needed.

¿A poco no crees en la llorona?

Then*

No. O tal que el tiempo que le trate de llamar la atencion en el banio de la escuela con mis amigos en el espejo, algo a deber estado incorrecto. no se.. me dijeron que si digo su numbre tres veses al espejo y apagaba los focos, se aparecia pero nunca trabajo… pinche puta india pata rajada me dejo en mal con los camaradas

She knew you were gonna rape her.

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i pretty much walked right into that one

f-faggot

Utterly destroyed.

I haven't gotten any, but you know it's the literal beginning of the day so who knows

Ok

Oh, well happy birthday to you, nerdlet.

What about families?

No te enojes, guapo ojos-locos.

Huh?

haha, neat. do you have any plans for today?

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Wrong person sorry.

Just dicking around, may get myself a ps3, that's the wildest thing I can imagine realistically happening

I'll see them this weekend, but they have really shit taste in cake so I'm not looking forward to that

c:

nice, what kind of games do you like?

I don't know how to respond.

Do not fret over it. That is the impression I get from all your replies.

Imagine for a second that I have never played the top titles of anything. I made a list but it's in a gdoc and I can't be bothered to open it, but some titles are assassin's creed, the ps3 fallouts, the bioshocks, to name a few

What sort of cake do you like?

Is it really?

this guy.. just making me feel all weird now

Yes.

Hard to break my old habits.

I'm not picky as long as it isn't. Fucking. Sesame seed.

I take it your family always gets sesame

That would be correct. Sesame seed with low quality buttercream frosting. Do you know how many birthdays I have to go to year after year?

one less if you deny vehemently that it's your birthday :3

I haven't bored you yet? This feels like a record, I'm going to print this thread out, laminate it and donate it to the local rape crisis support group, I hope the personal value is worth anything to them

OH OH, IF YOU DO THAT, MAKE SURE THIS POST IS VISIBLE!

IF YOU'RE A FEMINIST, YOU DESERVED IT AND HAD IT COMING YOU CUNT FUCK SLUT WHORE BITCH FUCK!

It wouldn't do much, my mom has a b-day pretty close to mine. I was actually predicted to have the same birthday as her

ditto

Tell her you don't have a mum.

Your continued interaction is a pleasant reprieve from some other people I have to deal with.

If nothing else, it will grant them the ability to avoid you when they recognize your rapist-like forehead.

They kinda have that whole so called "photographic evidence" thing lined up against me so I don't know how good it will do

Tell them you're a trans niggerkin shehe and identify as a bike thief and if they say otherwise they're oppressor shit lords?

OK.. Well I can only love and tolerate your disparaging remarks so much. Solong.

Be seeing ya. Maybe.

Stooping to Tumblr's level isn't worth it to get out of eating cake. I'll just cut my losses

When is your piloting test?

Been delayed.
I need to have my medical done again.
Instructor also wants me to do engine failure on take off again before I go solo just to make sure I've got it.

NO WAIT!

ALSO TELL THE RAPE THERAPY GROUP THAT RAPE REALLY ISN'T ALL THAT BAD, IT'S JUST BEEN TRUMPED UP OVER THE LAST 50 YEARS AND THEY REALLY NEED TO JUST GET THE FUCK OVER IT!
IT'S JUST A HOLE, WHO CARES IF THEY LET ONE THROUGH TO A GOAL?

I don't know which is worse; helicopter or plane engine failure

choppers are designed to come down safely with twirly motion in that situation, just have to hope you're above an area you won't have issues with.

fixed wing really depends on the situation.

Neato, I gotta go to bed now seeing as it's 3 in the morning but we can fuck around later, night

I'm flattered darling, but I'm straight.

night!

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Good morning thread. Or i guess it's afternoon at this point already.

It's 06:30 somewhere.

Somewhere being where you live?

Yes. This is a magical sphere.

yepo

So, how are you two doing then?

I'm supposed to go to work soon, but I really like my bed.

Life in a nutshell

It's not like they'd notice yet anyway.

it's 11:54am… there's still time!

Goddamn, post moar, I'm really running out of time.

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tired but i'm good and linsting to some music too

Hey now, I'm trying to let you down easy Scotchy~

KEK

Heya Aku, how're you?

G'day, how're you?

Playing Agar.io :P

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I'm leaving faglord.

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¸Why the long face buddy?

:3

Why does time insist on marching so fast?

tfw i made those two webms.

Fun!

To keep you from getting soft

You made this one as well :3

yeah, making reaction webms is fun!

:3
you should make more Appajak ones

Cheeky cunt.

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here

Got that one

i don't actually have many Applejack reaction ones, it's a lot easier when ponies look directly at the screen.

do you have a favourite Applejack scene you'd like me to webm?

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woops lost my trip

Nah I'm just teasing :P

i don't know why but every time i watch this episode, the way she says this lines makes me crack up laughing

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Haha, true :3

these kinds of webms are more fun to make because she's literally talking to you.

She's just screaming at me D:

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heading to bed, night guys

When did you get to bed last night?

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i don't remember… but I woke up at something like 4am or just before. bee feeling a lil ill all day.

night raptor!

/Hug
Well hopefully you feel better soon.
Try and get some more rest.

have you been doing?

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hey

Heya Reece! :3 How's it going?

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just in bed today, had a yucky sort of night last night/early morning

how's you?

also are you going to work out how we can all play Tarrot, you me and Skye?

Yep! Do we want to play on a client or an online webpage?

And i'm not doing much right now, just watching a series. Also, what happened last night for it to be so bad?

online webpage sounds better… for me anyway

I just got a little sick, before I tried to go to bed and woke up like an hour later. think I have a little bit of a temperature right now too. haven't even had lunch

Oh my. I hope you get better soon! Maybe you should make some tea, it could help?

And have some internet hugs you way *hug*

thanks

When skye gets online we can see if we're all up for playing tarot

i wish there were some good webpage games we could play together that detect controllers, i really want to use my xbox360 one

Unfortunately i don't know any. But i do know plenty of steam games we could all play! Plus, they're not very demanding.

If only you had steam :3

yeah I know…. i will get round to it, don't worry

Do it filly! So, what should we do in the meantime?

i dunno, i won't be moving any time soon so…. just talk about stuff?

Sure! How's stuff? My stuff being all stuffy, lying around and existing.
sorry :p

good morning tiny friends

Blew! You're back! We DnD tonight?

well sure! if everyones around for the game we can continue our noble quest

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yeeeyup yup. I'm just listening to youtube like a radio now is all

Sounds fun. What kind of songs do you like? Any favorites?

Busy as sin.
Very stressed because of work.
Medicines have gone out of spec because not stored properly.
And I have to find out what went wrong, and why.
Not easy when youre behind a desk miles away from where the event took place…

I would not question the will of Celestia if I were you.

pets u

Is 2000 UK time of?
We're gmt+1 fyi

Is that a threat? Do i have to electrocute the cleric again?

And you better make me snek lord, or else!

When I DM, consider everything a threat.

I see a manticore fight in your future.

most of the music i listen to i've already put on my laptop… majority of my youtube stuff Is watching/listening to vidya related videos and funny/stupid videos

But you're not DMing right now.

And how far in the future? I think snek army vs manticore is a pretty easy bet on my part
and the cleric is a fantastic conductor, i can just put him next to the manticore and lightning bolt around the corner

Let's plays are fun to watch. It's all the enjoyment of gameplay, but you don't have to be good at it. Yay!

Yes, but youre giving me ideas for when I do.

By the way, you can't cast chain lightning, youre a rogue. The only reason I let you do it was because it was so unbelievably stupid.

damn, that doesn't sound good, sorry. are you going manage to de-stress tonight?

But i'm a unicorn…. Surely i have access to magic?

poni

you're not going to be a rogue walking around casting chain lightning. you can do some minor rogue and spy related spells. Not major combat magic.

howdy cananon!

Well, why not? What's wrong with a shadow mage? At least let me have shadowstep / blink abilities then :p Even the cleric gets lightning bolt, and that doesnt fit him either

Poni

lol, I'm not actually the biggest fan of let's plays unless it's something like >video related

I prefer in-depth game analysis videos and gaming podcasts

The cleric isnt a dick, and he's higher level than you. also he doesnt beg me for more spells he can use to throw at other party members. Consider it a rare act of mercy that Im not giving you higher level magic.

Blewewewew!
how's u?

poni poni!

im enjoying some breakfast and listening to the wind outside. you?

Oh come on, it's not like i'm intentionally malicious to the other guys. I just suck at the game.

Also, i'm gonna grab something to eat. Brb

well you got more XP than Scotch, be grateful for that.

Got back from uni bout 30 mins ago, just chillin, still got about an hour and half before breakfast here(since I'm fasting).. working a lil bit on a uni project.. all is good

ah, Ramadan is fun like that. good of you to keep to that tradition though. sounds like a pretty chill day

I'm back!

I mean, he DID spent most his time tied up and being tortured by fluttershy, of all people.

And if you don't want me playing the game, just say so, i'll do some other stuff

Cool, what's the project?

Yeah, a bit tough the first 2 days, when I got back yesterday I had a pretty bad headache, but I held on till after food and took some Panadol, today no no headache, so I'm getting used to it. I liked the first day as my Aunt hosted the first breakfast and all my family showed up so that was nice.

I want everyone playing, including you. However, when you try to beg for extra xp and abilities, it has a negative effect on your character. There are chances to gain xp in the game by being alert and thinking about things.

thats what holidays are about, getting to hang out with family whilst starving al lday!

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bah

Welcome back!

ah it's thing for a course called Technology entrepreneurship, and I'm working on a part of our mini project that we gotta submit and present at the end of the semester

Well actually it's not a holiday, the holiday is at the end of Ramadan, but I guess you still get to hang out while starving :P

Yeah, but you gotta understand it's a bit frustrating not knowing exactly what you have at your disposal. Since you're tracking stats / xp on your side only, it's hard to know how your progression is (if any). And with this being a more open sandbox-y DnD, there is no set abilities / spells / restrictions set for the characters, which would normally exist.

So, it gets confusing fast about what we can or can't do, especially for a new player with no prior experience, like myself.

Not that i mean any offense to your DMing skills, you're great at that, just pointing some things out.

Sounds cool, care to go into detail about what you're doing? I think it's interesting

huh so all of ramadan isnt considered a holiday, just the feast at the end?

thats fair. basically you have whatever at your disposal that would be reasonable for your sort of character and maybe more if the dice say so. considering we're just fucki9ng around in bread I see no reason to spend time working on character sheets and inventories

That video was absurd. I love it

Maybe.
Might vidya or okay cards with you and wez

Yeah, but this is the confusing part for me. I have a unicorn rogue type thingy, what's the stuff i can / can't do?

heh

It's basically using a facial recognition system(with the support of a CCE student who did a similar project) that can be used in many sectors like hospitals, banking, any office work. The system can be used to retrieve files from a server and analyze a few things based on the recognition. We spoke with the instructor and he liked it so he gave us the okay to work on it.

Yeah, Ramadan is one of the five pillars of Islam(basically a duty), gotta fast, be good, give to the poor, and stuff like that. The work hours are reduced a bit for the month, and at the end there's a day or 2 of feasts to celebrate the end.

Hiya KHAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!

First, thinkm of what a rogue would do. Then try to do that thing. Odds are I'll let you roll the dice to see if it works. I dont get how that's confusing.

alms, prayer, fasting, pilgramage, and faith, I believe. Its basically desert christianity haha.

hola

hello how are you?

hello

That's awesome! So, you have the go ahead and the budget to fiddle around with it as much as you like?

Also, i didn't know you were muslim?

But i never wanted to play a rogue : / I'll go look up some DnD player guide or something, see if they have a good description of playstyle

O hai Khan

I'd like to play.
But can't roll because mobile

then why the hell did you ask to be a rogue?

soup?

Thats fine, I can roll for you = )
What kind of character were you thinking of?

just doing tests and restalling everything back on my computer

I never did! You just told me i'm a rouge scout on a survailance mission, so i went along with it.

Yeah, join us!

Literally spitfire.
Paladin charisma/endurance based. With wings.

Tarot when?

When you guys are up for it.

Sonofabitch, i did in a way say i wanted a rogue-y character. I don't even remember that bit, thanks brain

Well I'm pretty free most of the evening after I eat.

you got all prettied up to do a little surveillance?

also, yes, you did fucking ask to be a rogue. right here.
now you're lying. your whining and nonsense is seriously not doing your character any favors. I suggest you stop now.

brilliant. you're in. once Scotch and Solaire are around we can continue and I'll get you up to date on what's going on. roll a d10 plus 10 for your hp

I looked it up myself, i just completely forgot about that part. I was playing in the middle of the night, sorry man.

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haha im just so used to saying htat.

alrighty, no worries.

Rolled 18 (1d20)rolling skye hp

That is not d10+10, but I'll take it.

Look, i think we've gotten off on the wrong foot here. Can you just completely wipe my char progression, and set my class to a mage? I know how to play those, so there should be far less dumb rule breaking on my part.

And i warned you guys yesterday, it was 1 am when we started playing, and i've just gotten back from drinking with friends. Drunk / tired me tends to do dumb shit, i'm sorry : /

You said you don't drink!

Not alone!