and thats the story of the great riften massacre of 201 4E
Funny bethesda game stories
Colton Reyes
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Logan Baker
this thread was just on Holla Forums
Luke Richardson
yeah i posted it and then some faggot derailed it
so i deleted it and reposted here
Juan Walker
Thanks Todd Howard
Cameron Johnson
my story also involves riften
it just works -todd howard
Benjamin Anderson
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Hudson Fisher
well there's always the standard catapult-into-air when hit by a giant
Nathan Wilson
The Rules:
1) level conjuration, let other people/creatures fight for you, I'm to precious and delicate to dirty myself
2) level Illusion, drive everybody around me fucking crazy and have people fight each other and divert attention from bullshittery I'm doing
additional small rules like
- always run away from spider, never fight them (cause she's piss scared of em IRL)
feels fucking good man.
next playthrough I'm going to play a strong independent nord women. basic clothes and just run around villages and cities fucking up people's shops and stalls, avoiding eye contact, have most flashy hair available etc.
Jayden Garcia
lol screencapping
Jaxon Jones
oh wait, you're a fetcher that would cry when people told you that skyrim wasn't the best game ever, carry on, we don't want you