Official pony thread

Very informative.

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I strongly dislike this

I try, Mah faggot.

Time for foals.

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I thought that was a tube of glue

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I agree.

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second to last one.

but that's silly
what a weird way to use glue that would be

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This is good news.

who better to forget to read a label than Twilight.

das lewd tho

yes but would you?

yeah ofc
it's all the best things put together

He is too masculine for me.

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Thread's shit.

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naw is a fine thread

why didn't you stop it

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Checked.

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It is unfortunate.

I wonder how messy kisses with Celestia would be.

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They would be sweet and tasty if you get messy your loosing Tia spit!

What, could you rephrase that last bit?

soundcloud.com/user-411072520/welcome-to-zootopia-chapter-1

Screw it. She will slobber all over you and you can't stop her.

Hot.

yep

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Is that you?

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there we go.

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thas me

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you need to smile more your face is gonna freeze like that and you will end up looking like Diamond Tiara.

oops wrong pic

That's more like it.

Bah!

You are twisting all Holla Forums into fur!
[spoliler]Hippie girls are super hot IMO.[/spoiler]

if only all threads could be foal threads

I have the power to make it so.

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They are indeed.

I'm afraid I haven't any power at all

Oh I just saw the reply in that thread. LOL

Loki dat.

Just keep posting fillies, user.

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yes sir

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Yes, this pleases the overlords.

Masterchan is that way.

I live to serve

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best poni

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We need mature mares, not foals.

second best poni

Yes mature Princess types

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Yes.

sponds good to me

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i hope she's of legal age tbh

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did you start dsIII yet? if not I wanted to say that you have to delete it if you don't beat iudex first try

buffalo girl

My computer is basically dead right now, but soon, hopefully.
I want to do sorcery, since everyone keeps complaining about how terrible it is.

I accept these terms.

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batsie

scoooooooooot

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Rawwwk

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what?

if you are doing something with hormones, make sure a doctor is involved
they can mess you up

whats this new creature you post?

BATFRIEND!

How do you make a hormone?

Don't pay her!

Satyrs. Half ponies I guess.

ayyy

[muffled rimshot in the distance]

You dont the russians already made them.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamov_Ka-25

Eh I'll deal with doctors when I'm in Portland. I'm just on a starter dose of hrt. Buttt I use half of 100mg pills and seven half's have disappeared in the 12 hours apart from my doses. Idfk what's happening. No one would take them and no matter where I leave them they disappear..

hows it goin?

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someones taking then then even if you dont think so.

I wanna make a song out of that now!

lmfao why is my trip on

that's pretty crazy
keep that stuff extra safe, lock that shit down if you need to

i know of someone who took hormones just on their own without a doctor's advice and they messed up their system, they literally don't produce any testosterone even though at least some is needed for everyone, it can affect your health

it's goin pretty good
resisting the urge to play Mount & Warband because i should be productive but then i'm not doing something productive
so pretty much the norm
what's up wit chu?

doctors are scam artists

just trial and error a vast array of pills

solves all

eventually

I like this idea. I'll get started right now.

it worked for me and now im better than ever

Came close to killing me that way. Was stupid of the doctor.

sing a happy squirrel song yes!

ive heard good things about that game, sounds fun. Ive been pretty damn productive. took apart and rebuilt 2 lightsabers today alone, and also took apart my PS3 and replaced its internal fan, so that was fun

the worst drugs i have ever taken were drugs that were prescribed

youtube.com/watch?v=mueXlaitu-I

I dont likes Happy Squirrel song!

Same

Is the "save as original filename" feature ever going to be fixed

that is decidedly an unhappy squirrel song = (

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They really aren't. No one has any reason to and taking Spiro alone is retarded.

I'll deal with doctors when I'm in Portland. Get all the blood work and such I just wanted to start asap

ur taking them in a disassociate state m8

uv gone fukd in the hed

Absolute nonsense.

What..

it's a pretty good game
old as balls but very moddable
i can't really think of any game that offers it's style of play and mechanics exactly or even close
noice

good good
what are you up to now?

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He says you have an alternate personality and that they are taking the missing pills.

ur fukd m8

absolutely fukd

us brains gon wak

ur*

gotta fix em typs ay

hmmm what systems is it for? just pc?

have you ever tried making a tulpa?

I tried making one once, but i just came out with this squirrel girl that shit posts

Just chilling watching American dad. Wishing I had weed. How about you.

Kek

Eh.. I'm no more fucked than the rest of the crazys

More then once

She was really a changeling.

well now i just feel betrayed

Then is that Tulpa that is hiding from you that is taking hormones.

Some dudes overhear started calling me out on what happened.. what? like did I really do some bitch shit that ppl are hitting me with??

awww poor Blewb

skitty did nothing wrong

While you were gone we invaded oldchan. several threads went to image cap

i r a sad pone

Naw they mad cause you din buy them pizza.

See:

Well she should stop. Just stop. Those are my pills. And besides are remember everything from today when would it have the time to hide them from this morning

just PC
it was made in 2010 so it's toaster compatible

sounds chill
just eating instant ramen and deciding on what to do
another inner conflict of wanting to be lazy and also wanting to get things done

skitty should be locked up for life just for being skitty

awwwwwww
youtube.com/watch?v=VeF7UY5AftU

Rogue tulpa's are dangerous! Be careful!

sounds fun, i might look at that. i play a lot of older games like stronghold crusader is a favorite

yay changeling hugs

I can't eat instant ramen anymore. I deal with that conflict everyday of my life

Sure I'll agree with that

Well when I take more acid I'll look out for them

but uv gone crazy m8

can't trust memories made by a crazy mind

Guess I'm just one more step to meeting dreamy girl

locked up in my basement maybe

i was looking at that game actually
looked pretty good

why not? ate too much of it before?
i'll admit it's not the best of foods but at least it's flexible in what you can add to it
them feels

zomg stronghold crusader is like ten or twenty bucks on steam. if you get it, download gameranger and we can play together

Yesss way to much of it growing up now when I eat it I feel awful and I can't even stand the smell of the chiken flavor

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*jizzes in my pants*

Have you ever tried fresh udon noodles instead. only a bit more expensive and much tastier.

Hi!

How are you today blew?
Being a good boy?

Howdy!
What are you up to at the moment?

Yessss I love it, it's so much better too imo

will do
i'm not promising anything though because of my ever so whimsical nature

ouch
ya i know the feeling
i didn't eat it for a whole year after i lived off of it for the better part of a month
now i try to add stuff to it

i have yet to try them
but i have some laying around

Im great, went out on a long walk today and got some work done on some lightsabers. im always a good boy when youre around! how are you?

Drinking beer and downloading strange twists of pone human mix art.

he is effectively locked away in his parent's house, the only shackles his own incompetence. He is a self-made man who owes his lack of success to nobody

If they were fresh udon noodles they dont last to long make sure they still good before eating if they were laying around.

what a champion

he is my muse

be nice to skitty. he posts yellow quiet and doesnt hurt anypony.

Very nice
I'm well, just coping with the woeful weather at the moment.

An interesting past time
Nice trips

This hurts me.

Everything hurts you. You whine too much!

aww sorry its bad weather there. what part of straya are you ion again? i just saw a dude fucked up a croc with nothing but a wrench in the north recently. Queensland i think.

well maybe you deserve to be hurt then

Rough. I don't know how you can stand it makes me stomach turn thinking about it

Gayy why don't you marry him

You are so insensitive.

Where did my picture go

i am married to the life of being useless on the internet

Lucky

I guess I am.

think he will deliver?

Aw good times. Kinda how I'm married to drugs.

they are not fresh
oh well
something to keep in mind in the future
noodles are too versatile a food to get let myself bored of
kinda like bread

just how long were you stuck eating ramen? :<

haven't had pocky in a while, could totally use something chocolatey or sweet right now

Pocky the food of the goddesses!

Definitely.

I hope so.

Wasn't stuck but I had it almost everyday for like eight years. And pocky is the bestt

gr8 choice of lifestyle

Yeah, I'm a Queenslander as well. I haven't fought any crocs recently though.

Better than the alternatives

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it's so good

woah :<

damn now i need pocky

oooh neat! yeah they have lots of croc trouble there from what i read. im sure you could molest a crocodile if you wanted to and he was a qt boi

Here we fuck up crocs just by temperature alone. Any silly enough to come this far north and then climb up into the mountians are called croccickles.

Where's Smokey?

i would come into the mountains and hug you but i would not want to be a crococicle. also, i dont think there are any crocs near you anyhow, though theres some in Florida now

Dead.

ignore my spelling. On my last beer of the night and maybe my judgement is a bit impaired.

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(checked)

Well. It looks like this board is just me and you guys now.

I might as well start modfagging in this thread.

Welcome aboard.

No crocs but someone let piranah loose in one of the warm water lakes we have here and they seem to be liking it. The trout still eat them but everything else is in trouble.

I heard there are some pedos in the thread next to this one

I tried stirring up trouble in a few other threads but everyone is asleep this monday evening.

yeah its pretty abandoned. youre welcome to shitpost with us though!

Ban hammer time for you

Awwwwww

Would you cum inside Princess Celestia?

Wait I thought you wh… oh! thas right! Blew is diaperistemer!

well thats not good. i hadnt heard about invasive pirahna. yikes. theyre not as bad as theyre made out to be, but still!

what's involved in that job?

I would make her come and come again! Over and over until she plead for merci from me!

thanks.

I might as well avatarfag with a tripcode.

Now that's what I call shitposting.

Same.

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excellent

who's your favorite pony?

We have a few lakes that are much warmer than the rest of the lakes here. Surprisingly people come to catch pirahnah in the lake that has them. I dont think they will last long now that they are the in thing.

Mostly posting diaper poni at a certian person who reacts amusingly to that.

hmmm aree they tasty? or just catching them to catch them?

sadly that person is dead now, now i just post diaper poni to post diaper poni.

why is cold water more enjoyable than warm water?

something about the taste that's lost when warming it up
it affects the minerals i think

mmmmmmmm

I havent tried one but I hear they are good.

reincarnated or raised from dead. He is out there waiting for more diaper pone.

lel 69 get

warm water is too close too pee. Well unless that is you fetish!

warm water is a breeding ground for bacteria and algae and all that shit, while cold water is typically fresher and cleaner

cold water also feels better on a hot day, which is when you typically want/need water the most so you end up relating that feeling of hydration to cold water

I could molest anything provided I wanted to

Temperature is cheating mate, you need to kill them with your bare hands to do it fairly.

Oh neat. Post butt

also you can taste shit better when it's warm afaik

ideally with water you want to taste less stuff in it

I never watched the show but I would have to say yellow ponie is best girl

Skitty? I've come for your anus.

hey hey

i will come cook pirahna for you one day!

zombie smuglord. he wanders around looking for steven ubibbuse to eat

Gaeburn molestins are best molestins *squee*

i hardly watch the show at all, but yeah, if youre pegasus master race youre alright by me!

Then again if she made me come and come again until I plead merci from her that would be fine too!

kek

This is best ponie

hi

If you have a recipe for pirahnah I will try it.

He is viing against Raptor for Zombie jebus title!

Why does it have balls a dick AND a horse pucci?

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for…….umm……reasons?

Science gone wrong

At least I think that's what his name was

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hows it goin?

im afraid i dont. im gunna google it though.

i will destroy him with diaper pony! no one hurts rapotor but me and maybe gae!

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i crushed so many nerds in video games to this song

it is a song of war and tears

norm

Would you tug a horse winkie?

Thread's getting good.

I would not.

Someone understands! Finally!

Homo

Would you eat out a horse pussy?

I wouldn't even eat out a 3D pussy.

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I take that back… I might.

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boobies!

You're right… snake is much better

Yes.

wrong answer

I'm off to bed. Night all and don't kill each other until I get back.

I don't think so.

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Nice dubs

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post more gae pony!

hi

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HEIL!

ah i never get tired of seein that haha. i think youre hte only one who posts boy pony ITT

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hey there

Nice dubs
I'm pretty sure some others post boy ponies on occasion. I'm just dedicated to the cause.

checked

hows it goin boss?

nice double dubs!

can scoots be an honorary boy pony?

Would you check me if I got dubs?

When did YOU start your braeburn folder?

Hello. Did ya hear?

i use no folders

everything is saved to my desktop

If you get dubs I will check you.

No dubs go unchecked.

Eddiiiiieeeeeee! i thought you died in Nam. I even put your name on the wall

kkk

test

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Mr. Big Cog

hear what?

i'm alright. i finally found the house where that barking dog lives. how are you?

Thanks

Thank you~

of course NOT

A lot later than 2012

Also Howdy!

Thank you.

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GTA is getting an update today and it's suppose to be the most biggest and deepest update.

quads :)

fuck

is the animal dead then?

Im damn good. rewired a lightsaber today, that was really fun!

sad pony face. well i got dr hooves and spike at least

Celestia is god.

best method

lmfao what's up

My folder has been very stagnant though, not much added since then. How many images you got?

Lani is god.

just fuck my shit up

Who got the quads?

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Now tell me, who deserves that cum?

oh right.
i haven't played that in a while.

i'm trying to decide what to do about it.

not a lot. we went and raided b recently. capped a thread there for the first time in years! how have you been?

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Nice quads

That is true and all, but I'm confused why you would suddenly start talking about my sex life….

Spike is shota bait

Dr hooves isn't real

784
I also had some more that I was working on but I don't have photoshop anymore so I won't be able to finish them.

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call animal control and/or police. odds are theyre niggers with a pitbull, so they'll probably get arrested for outstanding warrants or child support, then the dog will get put down, and you'll be a hero

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What fun is there in making sense?

Thanks for the check.

Also I have been good, earlier I was programming an image generator, I posted all those appleblooms up there. Now to figure out a way to autopost to 4chan with cached captchas

what is that

yeah that was the path i was edging on.
i hate to do it, it's not the dog's fault his idiot owners leave him outside in the rain.

youtube.com/watch?v=NVp3pGLRWkI

exactly

You are whale cum

You can't ignore best pony.

ooooh that could be really fun! i dont think i had snakeburn, thanks!

snakeponies are cutes! they have little cloaca ponuts!

We should play together sometime, it has been awhile. Anyways, what's going on?

checked

hes owned by niggers and hes a pit bull. judging by that, he was probably hitler in a past life. better to shuffle him along this mortal coil.

ooooh i dunno if i had that gaeburn sockies pic! saved! ive been looking for more gaeburn diaper, but nopony's made any

What they said

641 here.
Rare pepes are stale

it's all about the rarest braeburn images now, and I'm sharing some of my most valuable with you

Do you want to cum inside yet?

not much. just getting ready for work in the morning. how about you?

i'd rather see the owners put down.

I'm not sure yet.

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Because diapers pics are shit
Get it?

Damn straight!

Thank you

So, how long have you been in threads? Holla Forums only or when 4chan Holla Forums pony was a thing?

thatd be nice too

you simply havent been initiated into the deeper mysteries of pony diaper pron.

I was on 4chan for the advent of pony threads.

Arise for your Princess.

Just wasting time before going to bed. Why was thread on rotation there last month?

clucluck

i have no idea. it was like that for a day or so.

cluckarise

I only got into pony threads on Holla Forums.
I did use 4chan before it went to shit, just not any pony stuff.

If you say so

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my favorite non-diaper gaeburn image

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Thank you, I made that one.
I also made this one.

Interesting recipe, I remember seeing something like that, but it involved sponges, condoms and tennis balls.

haha im sure the russian version mostly involves potatoes

I know that feel

well, at least you can pet me, and i'll feel better
*squee*

I'm going to do some weight training, see you al later

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have fun Gae! We love you!

gaeburn has left. the light has gone out of bread. i will cry myself to sleep nao.

We still have Celestia.

The one I'm speaking about was in Russian.

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Why does a character from a kid-friendly cartoon have a boner anyways?

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priapism from a head injury?

Morning!

Hi!

hi skye

How are you today Lil buddy?

heyy

I'm in a great mood!

Didn't get to bed till 1. Have to be up at 0645.
I ache.

Wonderful to hear! Any special reason?

it turns out I don't have stds

that's been almost exactly like me today

We've Got MOVIE SIGN!

That's GREAT
Wait what?

I'm tired…

beep

I had every single symptom of herpes and HPV and luckily it turned out all of them were harmless and nothing at all and that I didn't get all my mother's STDs.

/Hug
Well I'm glad to hear that buddy.

Vroom Vroom!

Hooray! Not make sure you don't end up with it in the future. Remember – safe sex is great sex!

honk honk

cough autistic virgin cough

closer too " gee bill, two discord.gg's?"

5 hours isn't bad tho, right?

My name is Jafar, I come from Afar, There's a bomb in my Car,Allahu Akbar!

who?

hey that rhymes!

I am somewhat amused that this is still happening after more than a year.

this time its a what

~

It is when I have a busy day ahead of me…

wot

Do not tilde me, degenerate.

there's more zoophilia in this thread than the past 156 combined

Try and stop me~

No, I mean, did they really put that on TV? Or is it some forbidden episode like the nazi one?

I could never contend with your extensive army training.

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Air force!

Might as well have been army with how brief it was. What happened to going back?

Ouch!
4 years is hardly brief though.
Going back didn't work out, and I have a much more enjoyable and potentially lucrative job now.

I find you immensely attractive now.

as in real animals or clop pics?

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Wonderful.
Anyways, I'm in the medicines/pharma industry now.

As a test subject or what?

both combined, including feral furry!

Commercial executive.
But sure.

8 bit hardstyle on this would be nice

huh… that's different

don't think I've ever seen zoo get posted on the breads while i've been on them… ever

Better than Toys'R'Us. Glad you are doing well for yourself.

Just a small step up, yeah~
Thankyou~

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time for brekkie

cheerios will fill a hole methinks

Good bye

I'm not going nowheres

i can look at laptop and eat breakfast at the same time!

oh, okay ha ha

I'll fill your hole.

please daddy, no

I'm liking this development

I think we scared Skye away from the bread forever

mission accomplished

Very nice
You can call me daddy too if you like~

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i thought you were the more subby type tbh… no idea why

Hey guys

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I'm looking at you~

Ha ha, no. I'm a switch with preferences to be dom.
I'm quite versatile.

Howdy!

Heya Gae, how're you?

Ow

Terrifying!

I'm well, a little sore from my workout earlier and still too cold.

I put 3 teaspoons of milo with a couple of shugar in boiling water :3.
I also had a shower so hot it turned my skin raw red when I got home from work.
So I'm all rugged up drinking milo and quite warm currently :3

Hush, it's only scary until you experience it~

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Heyo Azzy, how're you?

Sounds really comfy

[applecest intensifies]

Howdy!

wow, i just beat my alarm to waking up both times. feels pretty good

how can we fix this broken heart

With evasive surgery

if my chair was better I'd be very ahppy right now.
but as it stands my anxiety is killing the happy with the shovel it used to dig the grave.

*cests all in your apple

congrats

trixie and rarity are two different types of pretty

Do you have a favourite?

And in which ways are their pretties different in your opinion?

What has got you so anxious if you don't mind me asking?

Several things, I've had a little bit of a poor run on my meds the last few days.

Some other stuff with my mate and his wife which I'm not really free to discuss in Holla Forumsread that has me rather aggravated.

And I have a very important day tomorrow and again on Sunday.
I'm going up in an aircraft tomorrow as the pilot with the head instructor to see if I live up to my instructors hype and praise…
If so I'll be flying solo for the first time ever on Sunday.

Plus just got home from work… and I was reading a stressful story while there called the twilard saga on reddit.

Fair enough, relationships can be really rough.

I'm sure you will do great

Serves you right for going on reddit you fucking normal fag!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

fuck mann, you should see this chair i got for 10 buucks

not exactly.

the one that matters.

Man, you don't even know :(
I mean, you can probably guess some stuff, but I mean…. god damn…

Thanks Gae~
You're the best.

8chans blocked at work.
And even if it wasn't I wouldn't go on there :P
And what could be better than reading about how a single fat fuck manages to ruin the lives of 5 other people without effort?

Is it good?

Very true~

I know~

A story about Braeburn doing pony stuff?…

If I were gay I'd totally make you mine~

I think in this case 'pony stuff' is code for 'degenerate deviant stuff', isn't it?

Good morning everyone. How is everypony?

good morrow

awww thank you~

I actually meant cute stuff but that works too…

Good morning!

Heya Reecey! How's your day going?

Hi Gae! What's up?

The moon, it's night time over here in Mad Max land..
How are you?

Hey Wezzy, how're you?

That's one of my favourite Aj pics.

You're most welcome~

Haha, fair :P
I'm still waiting for the last 2 - 3 eps to be uploaded so I can stream them

Have to hard labor in 1 hr :D

How many stralyans are in this thread anyway? And don't stay up too long, you'll Gaeburn yourself out :P

And i'm doing okay-ish. Just woke up.

Yay! More Stralyans! As for me, see above

Episodes of what?

2 at the moment.
Raptor and Myself.

I laughed, then cringed and then laughed again.

Since Gaes return, there's 4 of us.
but you have to guess the other two

closer to excellent.. i had to use a lighthouse to bring out the detail its that dark

I am live

Who is the 4th one?
Also what happened to Socks?
Has he been around lately?

Glad i could help. I'm the master of shitty puns c;

Antics, Brian, You, Gaeburn. NatSoc? Who else?

MLP
I saw RD's Wonderbolt one, 'but Aj's 'day off'' isn't uploaded as of sunday night.
I've not checked, or had hte opportunity to really check since.

I don't even know why I'm watching tbh…. I have no real connection to the show or characters except through you guys…
I do like AJ though.~

That's pretty cool.
Something like that would do me very well!
Where'd you manage to get it so cheap?

G'day, how goes?

We are literally all here right now.
if you look at this post you can deduce it.

I didn't think antix and brian posted here anymore

I have… no idea.
I'll ask him to get teh fuck in here for you next I see him

Don't think they do anymore. Who's the 4th then?

I dunno if they wanna be named.
so I'm not going to.
They can choose to if they want to

Bloodborne
How're you?

the gallows. its original support was completely fucked, seat was fine so i swapped it out with functional wheels. it was too good to pass up.

Howdy Live, I am Gaeburn.

I will challenge you to that title!!

Now I feel silly.

The last time I watched the show was with my ex bf. Haven't really looked into it again after that.

Nat soc, Raptor, Myself and… azuriah?? Reece?? who???

Cool, thanks.

why that over overwatch?

Nice, ,last one I had like that finally died on me and I binned it a year ago.
I reckon I'll check out officeworks near me sometime soon for a new one.

In that case it's Azuriah.

You challenge me to a pun off? And Reece is Ireland

yeah nah eh

Well played fuckboi…

I can't play Overwatch

i hope you find what you're looking for. namely the one that is nuisance proofed

*slap*

Yes, I am a Pun-dit of puns. A Master debater and a cunning linguist!

I thought so but could see anyone else in thread…

??????

That is no way to talk to daddy

Silly is the best way to feel

Reece is Irish, Northern Irish I believe.

I hope the memories of him haven't ruined it for you…
It is something you enjoyed afterall, and I don't want you to lose that~

Kek, yeah, same hey?
I'll just get a cheepy though, whatever fits. :3

See above :3

I can't decrypt that message. Can you reiterate?

What was that for? :o

We'll have to master debate later, i'm setting plans for the day, so i can't really come up with good puns out of the blue :p

You have no idea how many times I almost called Skye daddy…

Nah yeah eh

Just do it one day, see how he reacts :3
be a bit cheeky!

I will end you.

don't have much of a day going for me today, just a good day to go shopping and maybe play some vidya and organize my laptop's files/folders, my laptop's HDD is down to 342 MBs, so I have to do something

how's you?

wish people would give me a (You) when they talk about me. i like to know when I'm the centre of attention tbh

Steady on!

Lewd!

i've been posting

antics never posted here outside of random shitpost sprees once a year

yeah nah eh

Nice dubs!

I always thought the best way to feel was with your fingers….

No, just don't really have the drive to watch it at the moment.

?!?!?!?!

I usually come up with puns out of my head, I find it's easier that way.

Do it

Here you go Reecles~
I'm just helping gae figure out the other Ausfags :3
And you are northern Irish aren't you?

sexily so~

danka, this being my only other

Depends what you're feeling I suppose.
For instance, I'd prefer to feel a mouth with my cock

I'm glad :3

You have me in steam right?

Just set up a hairdressers appointment, and called up some bois for a game of cards later in the evening. Have some errands to run before then as well, so it looks like it will be a busy day. And you should really get an external HDD to help with storage :o

What the fuck am i reading? Am i having stroke, or are you?

Shit Brian, you still live? Long time no see!

[stroke intensifies]

Really? I like to pull them out my ass

yup. I was technically in Australia yesterday tho… in the bread at least

morning

I read that spoiler part the other way around and had to do a double take…

Hey Khan!

Those are also nice dubs

I Completely misread that as I prefer to feel cock with my mouth and was so confused haha.

Not at the moment, no

Also nice trips

I think I'll need to call the RSPCA about that, I don't think those kinds of actions towards donkeys are tolerated..

I missed my chance to give you a hug, damn it!

Good morning!

haha same

business trip?

I'm tempted…

Well, yea

Rarity doesn't like getting her botty spanked

but hello anyway!

Fine, i admit defeat. I am in no shape to wage this war right now, i just woke up an hour ago.

How would you know that?

Stop bein a gallah Charlie, I'm just takin the mickey!

Cool, cool.
I just spoke to another irishman in ponychan about attractive irish girls in dublin :3

That'd be a great pic without the chikun nigel

KEK
You a touch gay :P

Hahahaha, yeah but you're gay and that is true of you~

D:
but… but why D:

Nat, you, me, the fourth will let himself be known if he's comfortable doing so… If he doesn't want to I won't force it out of him. I'm sorry man, sincerely, but he likes his privacy.

DOITDOITDOIT!

nahhh, i usually just have a proxy setup for my browser and the mods thought it'd be funny to give us the flags of the country we were in yesterday… it was an Australia IP

hows are you?

I can't find the aus flag in the flags tbh

I touched gay? But i never touched you! And start making sense already

Doing good, see . And nice dubs!

Okay!

well you weren't shitposting hard enough, you failed to make quota *snips your Australian citizenship in two*

its not me so it must be skitty

Skitty is Mexican. I made a video about him. Yes, his voice.

Temptation is always the sweetest until you have permission
I don't even know what I'm saying, I'm trying to sound poetic….
**Just fuck him harder than a steel toe boot*

We'll call it a draw and do a rematch when you are better prepared.

Had a bunch of computer issues and lost a ton of stuff.
I'll re add you now if you want.

Fair enough

haha nice!
Also nice dubs!

Well, just settling down for bed.
How about yourself?

This is close enough

I'm trying to not let out your nationality!
hush!

*prepares for Holla Forumsread dramas to ensue*

such a good video :3

just waking up needing coffee and watching youtube

Skye's the one who fucks I'm bottom

I mean, yeah, I don't wanna guilt you into it though…
I get you like to have your separation from Holla Forumsread and life…
It's up to you, but I'd like to.

I don't want your pitty! I admit defeat with my dick head high!

Zombrero!

You'll cause so much Drama, Raptor. Let me grab some popcorn

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i've been in group chat plenty of times while you have been there lmfao

okayyyyy
even though it barely bothers me

It's always the best drama when working behind the lines and no one suspects you~

I wasn't sure… I dunno, I just didn't wanna upset you or make you uncomfortable~

Huh? You have a different nickname or what?

are those pins or glitter?

either way, looks kinda painful

And yet you slapped me over it.

You are awful at this…

aho, okay. Cooll!

Whatever, just sex!

I would like to.
What is your steam?

Yeah, I win!

Howdy!

steamcommunity.com/id/RaptorBaptist/

Yes, yes I am~

Invite sent

I am currently going by the name the milky bar lad, you guessed correctly the other day when I joined.

…

maybe, maybe not

Cool :3

♥~

Gah, should have known. It was too obvious

Gesundheit

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haha thanks

Sex is pretty great

Anyway, bed now, I have D&D to tomorrow

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Good night!

Why don't you have the whole scene?
It's all great!

hey Khan, you don't by any chance still have that webm of Fluttershy sitting in the woods where the leaves move and fall? the picture it used was this one

this one?

Night

G'day you cheeky bugger~

that's the one thanks!

I need to find more gifs like that later on today

and heres one without music

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are you good with thermodynamics?

Thermodywhatics?

Kek, nah, not yet, I'm doing like, year 1 level shit atm.
stuff you'd do in highschool :P

What's the question though? I might be able to help find the answer

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after torturing my pixel brick for over 2236 hours the power connector reached over 300 degrees… for no apparent reason

I hate you both

atleast you're not the overwight autist type

Could have been a short, something wore down then shorted and the sudden rush of power burned it up?

Love you too

How do you know?….
I'm not, but still

thanks!

I've been trying to get a good song from my music library to suit in a Fluttershy webm. I like this song but it's lyrics are very Christianee, and I'm not one soo… but damnit this song suits Fluttershy wayyy too much

aside from thick ass wire, there is nothing to wear down inside an 8pin connector. plasma arc or youtube.com/watch?v=BJqasvE3Sj0
but at 10-20 amps per pin at best, it would have done that on day one

side note: metal has lost its metallic finish

i have contacts

sounds like some kind of corrosion then,
Maybe some moisture got inside somehow?
Or, the tarnish you're seeing is from a short.
Maybe your psu shorted? or the cord in particular has a fault?

Spooky

That is not what I said.

aliens

Interesting

youtube.com/watch?v=hAAlDoAtV7Y

why
why would aliens want to sabotage my compute units

one of your tripcodes is their intergalactic password for their 50 billion jiggabite folder of space porn.

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Because aliens are assholes
youtube.com/watch?v=rMdC45S79uQ

What porn would aliens watch?
Would aliens consider aliens that watch human porn the same as humans judge humans who watch animal porn?

i'd say they do.

Fgt

Maybe they don't because they think we think they do?….

???

Well, their beastiality category is mostly like our own, you know, dogs, horses, monkeys, black people, but their child porn section is like, watching humans do it.
cause we're idiot children in their eyes.

I have to go see the judge in 15 minutes. I'm wondering who this is going to be. My bet is it's some female who speaks broken English and thinks very highly of themselves because they were raised here (around mexicans) and told she was very smart for her bilingual capabilities. That is pretty much how most judges here get their position. This idiot doesn't know

soundcloud.com/dynatronsynth/the-pulsating-nebula#t=1:25

oh God I love this

keep a rock in your pocket and throw it at her to assert dominance

Anyway, I'm going to head to bed now.
Good night everyone~

I was going to say something then decided to redact.

This is a great idea.

Night Gae, have a good one~

I'm following suit, night guys, have a good one~

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g'night you two

Good night.

You as well~

I have to go see the judge now. If I do not come back you know some obscure judge in a small town area will regret many decisions.

Well fuck…

/Hug
Gl

Ripd

Christ the judge was the nicest lady I ever met..

Who do you have to kill?

Yay!

No, but the deal is worth like £375,000 profit to the company if I get it through….

well you'll be one step closer to owning your own place. Get to it nerd

Yeah. Like, that'd be massive for me.
Like a half years wages.
And more bonuses available if I sink this sucker~

should I fix up my muscle car skye? last time I had this car as my main car the bitches wouldn't stop riding my cock

Sounds like a good reason to do it pal.
Especially now you have jail cred too…

But the reason I even ended up posting here was because I was on house arrest for 2 years.

I never even heard of google or anything chan before 2010.

I know skitty.
I'm not a newfag.
I'm joking with you

Good morning!

It is!

The sun is in the sky, how can it not be?

There is no sun in me!
But the day is still good!
What's new?

Nothing really new with me, just lazing around the house. Had a cuddle dream about best pony last night.

soundcloud.com/pengus/ft-syntax-semantics-another-life-revived

I'm gonna paint my mustang exactly like this, throw the Dixie flag on it and exclusively listen to 80s music everywhere I go

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A cuddle dream about derpy?!?!?

Nigger Stan Bush is the most 80s music you can get. Jam that shit with the windows rolled down

Nice trips, but not Derpy. Celestia.

But you said best pony…?
So derpy…?

why the elipses? My car is fuckin RAD. I've won a few car shows with it. It's really pritty when it's not all fucked up. White people really love it for some reason as opposed to my Lincoln lowrider.

Do it fgt.

Why the gay paintjob?

Now you have to say it
was it going to be some gay shit like "who they're dealing with"?

Skitty, dig the synthesizer solo!

I googled that, didn't find jack shit. Remember I'm the kind of asshole that rocks Johnny Rebel full blast and windows down in my truck on friday night through the malls parking lot
this mans words couldn't be any more true youtube.com/watch?v=Jdm9jgqhrFI

I've gotten people butmad with this music like you wouldn't even believe

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skitty is the reason all my muscle cars in gta default to playing the spic radio channel

theres an embed

I was going to say this idiot doesn't know their job is shit because they are burning themselves with the locals, their job is to pretty much fuck with people and in a small area like mine, eventually they will fuck with absolutely everyone. At the end I decided to not include that because I was ranting enough. But what you said works too.

fuck that embed function, posting at you is enough work

he also did this song
no embed, ok, link it is
youtube.com/watch?v=NouZB6QuCys

that all sounds gay as fuck

gay/10 wouldn't rock out loud windows down

youtu.be/GxintxBrFuM?t=58s

Haha thanks! Let me see what other ridiculous 80s shit I have around. I was born in that decade so I can stand a lot of it, though I never understood the beards and big hair

youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY
this one's a bit more jazzy but fuck it, 80s as hell. it was on Miami Vice youtube.com/watch?v=-bP48ngwLRM
youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw
youtube.com/watch?v=OMD8hBsA-RI
JOURNEY! Anything by them would work
ANything by Rush is good too.
And of course, We Built This Skitty
youtube.com/watch?v=K1b8AhIsSYQ

testing testing 1 2 3..

Stupid Holla Forums…

Lawl

This is cool, but it sounds very 90s alt, not so much 80s

I don't know about beards but are you talking about those sick mullets people used to wear? I fuckin love those. I want one.

Oh, I wasn't trying to link 80s. That's just spider bait and regurgitator punk rock, my favorite genre and one of my fav bands.

I don't listen to actual 80s music, only synthwave which is like 80s futurism inspired music, actual 80s music sucked ass

haha if you do, you have to get someone to make a mulleted flutterpony image you can post!

ah i gotcha. its pretty good! I listen to a lot of 80s stuff, but mostly 90s and 00s. 80s music fuckin rocked though.

if you like pseudo 80s shit, check this out. it was made in 2010 but basically sounds like an 80s song about raping a castle full of whores youtube.com/watch?v=3aupFA9JQMM thank god they got this thing out before SJWs took over everything

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hello sunbutt friends

that looks like the kind of music video youu would play for prisoners in guantanimo bay.

youtu.be/wAkBPbXo-H4?t=1m25s

if I were to listen to anything actual 80s it'd be shit like this

high on cocaine, drunk 100mph down sam Houston toll road

Hey there, Discord!

Hi Blew

I play it while I'm doin my strategy games

heh some remixes I just dont get. "Wow, this song is cool. Let's make it worse by fucking with it" Ugh. I have a friend who does that.

that's fucking terrible

Exactly why I'd be drunk an high out of my mind. I wouldn't listen to that in any other circumstance.

hows you?

dipshit

I'm doing fine, about to put some ribs on. Had a cuddle dream about Celestia last night. You?

ooooh tasty ribs, that sounds delish!

Im just havin breakfast and musicfagging with Skitty, thats about it.

so you would probably be able to listen to it most of the time. no matter how drunk you are though there is no reason to listen to that audial diarrhea

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anypony want to watch Mystery Science Theater with me?

Maybe later.

squeee

I hear about that occasionally
What is it!

its pretty good lulz. come watch it. they make fun of old movies and are silly.

lmao I just remembered, when I was in jail Saturday night me and this guy were chatting about our favorite music, he asked me what my favorite music was, I think he was expecting the stereotypical Spanish music lik 99% of the people here listen to because he was pretty surprised when I told them I listened to punk rock and knew a shitload of bands on it. he was like oh shit ur one of those freaks! im like FREAK? dude wtf! anyway I asked him well, which is your favorite punk rock song, if you can recall one? and he's like I can't remember the name or band but I know some of the lyrics! im like spittem out already1!!

I fucking lost my shit oh god this fuckin guy recites the lyrics to owl city's fireflies thinking it was some badass punk rock song, I asked him why he's listening to 15yo girl music and he starts getting all red.. later I started reciting the lyrics farther than he remembered, I'd like to make my self belieeeeve~ that planet earrrth, turns slooowelyyyy~ realized I obviously knew the song better than he did

the piano and acoustic variations of owl city are better though
soundcloud.com/vitamin-string-quartet/vitamin-string-quartet-performs-owl-citys-fireflies#t=0:40
soundcloud.com/scottisabeastatmusic/vanilla-twilight-owl-city

I'd like to be able to listen to it all the time, I'd drink a million beers

A MILLION

a fuckin BILLION

with a b

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I am not surprised, you have worse taste than an indian's asshole

should I make a facebook? I deleted my old facebook account because Ruby convinced me that facebook is trash

the dudes I met in jail kept pestering me to make a facebook so they can add me

ever since I started listening to ruby I haven't been laid but there has in fact been a substantial lack of female related drama in my life

this is probably the gayest thing that has ever happened

MY SIDES

FIYAH FLYS

You are a grumpy little user aren't you.

Brool story co.

i just want to listen to enya until i die

Just stating the obvious. and you can't really call anyone little can you?

I want to be enya. she lives with her cats in a castle and a one hundred thirty million dollar fortune