Help me think of fun ways i can fuck with my body. fapping is obviously a given...

help me think of fun ways i can fuck with my body. fapping is obviously a given. i tried breaking my breath holding record today and got light headed. i black out a lot after standing up quickly and i kind of enjoy it. i also like making my arm or leg fall asleep sometimes. help me think of new stuff i can do to myself to entertain myself because i'm bored right now.

inb4 "kill yourself"

chilli powder in anus, post vid.

i don't have chili powder, otherwise i might do it. also i'm not a masochist.

Suck your thumb like a baby.

fap with lemon juice as lube

Masturbate via urethral sounding.

& hook it up to a car battery

tried it already. it hurts like a bitch.

Did you remember to use lube?

When I tried it felt like I was orgasming the whole time.