Describe your sex life with The Simpsons character

Describe your sex life with The Simpsons character.

Mine is Lisa Simpson.

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Either one makes sense

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Frink is married and/or has a kid in some episodes tho

and Comic Book Guy fucked Skinner's mom and Edna

And CBG has had a few girlfriends and almost got married.

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Do you think his tie represents his sex drive?

dilbert is super cool but he uses the tie to hold himself back and keep calm when needed

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what else could it be, really?

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I dont identify myself sexually with any Simpsons character, im a normie.

so you've only had sex once, with a black saxophonist who lives under a bridge?

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Fuck, that's HOT!!

Mine's like otto, as when bitches are with me, it's like they won the lotto.
but srsly I'm so lonely pls help, some socialist Bernie chick redistribute me some vagina or something

you made me giggle

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And he seems to be the only one that never got laid

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