It's a "holodeck nearly kills everybody on board" kind of episode

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Damn! The last time that happened I got slapped with three paternity suits!

You'd think they'd tighten up those safety restrictions. They seem to fail at an alarmingly high rate. If this were a real product, they would have taken it off the market by now.

I wonder, would it be possible for an enemy to hack into the ship's computers, switch off all holodeck safety protocols, create a simulation of a nuke, and destroy the ship? What if every replicator on board dropped out a nuke?

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Huh, I guess they really are communists. Instead of shitty malfunctioing dendys, they get to play with video games that can kill them.

get a load of this statist

what is a dendy?

A shitty chinese NES clone they had to make do with in the Soviet Union.

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But then the Waifu turns into Data and shoots you. It's give and take.

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Why did that cyka bylat mongoloid make a video that long and why does have a million views?


Seek help

A real life holodeck would be used for VR sex 24hours a day, right?

More than that, people would probably just live inside holodecks. When you want food you can replicate it, when you want to sleep you can just make a bed appear. Far more convenient than a real house, and it would only need to be the size of one room.

It's still just masturbation and you'd still technically be a virgin.

Being a virgin doesn't matter when you can spend every day with your waifu.

It's the comfiest shit.

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why did the writers think anyone likes the betazoids? they were even more boring than the vulkans

It's a good video.

what is the most overused love song in human history, Alex?

It Ain't Me.

not a love song

Of course it is.

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it's an actually creative episode

All of the Betazoids were fucking cancer. Lwaxana was just the worse because she was supposed to be "funny" but the gag about her being a massive stuck up bitch who just annoyed everyone around her and never got told to fuck off wore thin during her first introduction.

and of course my images don't post

what did you expect from pigchan?

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It's not a coincidence that the episode when Betazed got Shoah'd by the Dominion, In the Pale Moonlight, is also usually considered one of the best in the entire franchise.

I am surprised Holodecks haven't been outlawed considering how much trouble they cause.

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>imply the people's federation would allow any type of competency
That's filthy capitalism!!!!

Everything explodes and fails all the time in Star Trek. A holodeck malfunction is probably considered no more hazordous than the standard exploding console. All the product of a wonderful socialist engineering tradition. Why bother with safety regulations when healthcare is free and can cure most ailments?

I remember one episode where Wesley crashed a plane or something, and said he had to manually activate his emergency teleporter. Even though his fucking computer told him it was going to crash, it couldn't just autoteleport him, he had to still turn it on. The Federation gave me a new respect for OSHA.

If they cared about safety, they'd just send unmanned drones to do their exploration. The chance that you, your family and all your friends suddenly die in an easily avoided accident must be part of the point.

all me tbh