Jessica

Jace Hernandez
Jace Hernandez

tfw jessica
tfw she is so beautiful
tfw you play as her almost every time you play
tfw you imagine being with her from near the beginning of the zombie attack
tfw you imagine her rescuing you on barlowe street
tfw you imagine her telling you that she might know how to get the cure from biotec
tfw the two of you go inside and fight your way through the zombies
tfw you escape with the cure but the helicopter crashes
tfw you spend nights cuddling with her on top of apartment buildings with old tattered army blankets
tfw at first she doesn't like you, but slowly you connect over your past experiences while sitting there on the concrete in the cold darkness
tfw eventually she gives in and you kiss her for the first time
tfw she is yours forever

I may be a 25 year man who has never even kissed a woman, but there is no one I would rather give myself to than Jessica. I imagine I am with her every night, I warm my pillowcase and cuddle my pillow pretending it is her. Sometimes I talk to her.

Last night I pretended I was with her, with my hand in her hair, feeling her warm scalp under my fingers, another arm draped over her waist, pulling her close to me. Feeling her breasts smoosh against my chest, and looking into her eyes, promising her that nothing will ever hurt her.

It's the best I'll ever get but honestly I don't mind too much anymore.

Carter Flores
Carter Flores

you're waifu a shit

William Gray
William Gray

Honestly one of the most depressing things is in the game chat when she says "thank you" her line is "if you were a bit cuter I'd kiss you" which was devestating for me because it reminded me how ugly i am and how if she was a real girl I wouldn't have a chance with her. But I just don't use that line anymore. I like playing as her in single player and using the quarto thing to say voice commands. Her voice is so soft and soothing and I love her. I tried to move the files onto my mp3 player so I could listen to her voice as I fall asleep, but I couldn't find them and was worried I was going to accidentally delete something and corrupt my steam files.

Kiss my ass dickhead

Andrew Diaz
Andrew Diaz

in fact FUCK YOU FUCKING DIE OF AIDS YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU JUDGING HOW I FEEL ABOUT THINGS YOU HAVE NO FUCKING RIGHT TO JUDGE WhEN PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE ALL FUCKING HIPSTERS FUCKING THE SAME CHICK SINCE HIGH SCHOOL WHEREAS I AM FUCKING ALONE. YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH. YOU PEOPLE NEED TO BE GASSED LIKE THE JEWS, EXCEPT YOU FAGGOTS ACTUALLY DESERVE IT. THE HOLOCAUST IS TOO GOOD FOR YOU MONGOLOIDAL MOTHERFUCKERS. SUCK A BARBED COCK AND CHOKE ON IT YOU BASTARD. EVERY TIME I SEE PEOPLE LIKE YOU I PRAY FOR A FUCKING NUCLEAR APOCALYPSE. THE DAY YOU GET CANCER WILL BE THE HAPPIEST FUCKING DAY OF MY FUCKING LIFE. I WOULD GO TO YOUR FUNERAL JUST TO MASTURBATE IN THE BACK ROW THEN EJACULATE AS YOUR FAMILY BURSTS INTO TEARS OVER THE LOSS OF YOUR SHIT ASS. I HOPE 4 THUGS RAPE YOU ON THE WAY HOME FROM YOUR JOB AND SODOMIZE YOU WITH A RUSTY CROWBAR UNTIL YOU NEED AN ALOE VERA ENEMA JUST TO STOP FROM SCREAMING IN AGONY. I HOPE YOU WALK UNDER A TRAFFIC LIGHT JUST AS A 12 FOOT TRUCK HITS IT AND KNOCKS THE LIGHT ONTO YOUR HEAD AND CRUSHES YOUR SKULL. I HOPE YOU FALL OFF YOUR BIKE INTO THE FUCKING GRAND CANYON AND SOME HOMELESS MAN COMES AND FUCKS YOUR CORPSE THEN EATS IT. YOU ARE A FUCKING FAGGOT-ASS PIECE OF GAY-ASS FUCKING SHIT, I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE LIKE YOU, I AM SO SICK OF YOUR SHITTERING FAGGOTRY, GET AIDS GET AIDS GET AIDS GET AIDS GET AIDS. GO TO HELL. I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL FOR ETERNITY AND I GET FUCKING CCTV WATCHING YOU CRYING FROM HOW HOT IT IS DOWN THERE. I DIDN'T BELIEVE IN HELL UNTIL I FOUND YOU HERE YOU FUCKING MONG, NOW I PRAY FOR HELL TO EXIST EVERY DAY JUST SO YOU CAN BURN IN IT. PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE FUCKING AUTISTIC FUCKS AND I REALLY HOPE YOU GET CANCER OF SOME KIND AND DIE FROM IT SO THAT I CAN MASTURBATE TO YOUR DEATH!!!!!!!

Adam Ramirez
Adam Ramirez

what game is this

Connor Walker
Connor Walker

She's bald, user. Look at her hairline, that shit don't look right. Not to mention her clothes are deteriorating in that pic, just look at that, clothes shouldn't look like that. In fact look at her fucking elbows and wrists, I think she may be terminally ill. Some awful birth defect.

Leo Turner
Leo Turner

It's contagion. It was supposed to be a great zombie shooter and it's pretty fun but they stopped updating it so it basically turned to shit and everyone stopped playing it because the devs are cucks.

It's fun if you get it in a humble bundle or steam sale for like 3 dollars. It's 10 right now. It's mildly fun and pretty challenging. People say No More Room in Hell is better but I found NMRIH to be too slow and frustrating. Contagion can be just as challenging but in a more interesting way IMO.

Josiah Rivera
Josiah Rivera

Shut up faggot. That's just one picture of her. She doesn't look good in every picture. She is a gorgeous girl with blond hair and freckles and the most gorgeous eyes and I would marry her in a second if she was real. i will settle for being with her in Contagion though.

The only problem is that there isn't any good way I can play with Jessica in singleplayer because the survivor bots (which I learned to spawn) tend to ammo-dump pretty quickly and run out of ammo, and are also very stupid. So I am often forced to play online and find a server with someone playing as Jessica so that I can follow her and protect her. But the problem with that is that I realize whoever is playing as her is likely some fat 300 pound neckbeard with autism and acne, so it ruins my fantasy a lot of times. Usually I can ignore it and pretend that it is just Jessica, but noe time the guy playing her came into the chat telling us his girlfriend had just dumped him. This made me really mad and I told him to get the fuck off of the server, and when I explained why everyone started laughing at me and I had to quit the server after throwing a grenade at them in anger.

Aiden Cruz
Aiden Cruz

We're all alone user, its just your waifu is shit compared to mine.

Camden Turner
Camden Turner

being this autistic over photons

Eli Martinez
Eli Martinez

Shut up faggot. That's just one picture of her. She doesn't look good in every picture.

Okay then, maybe you can start showing the ones she looks good in?

Brandon Brooks
Brandon Brooks

Nigger SHUT UP I have MANY pictures of Jessica and she is beautiful in all of them.

She is not photons she loves me. And I love her.

Jeremiah Cooper
Jeremiah Cooper

Every repost is always a repost of a repost.

Oliver Barnes
Oliver Barnes

She's deaded

Connor Thompson
Connor Thompson

of a repost

Gavin Parker
Gavin Parker

you're right, she is pretty hot.

I just jizzed so hard jacking off to her.

Blake Powell
Blake Powell

How is she dead? She's not dead

Elijah Diaz
Elijah Diaz

She is so gorgeous. I wish she was real. I am paying almost 200 dollars for a custom Jessica love pillow but I am starting to think it's a scam so I might stop sending the payments.

Jordan Lewis
Jordan Lewis

Are you looking for online bros op ?

Joseph Bailey
Joseph Bailey

Hey OP if Jessica was a real person she would never fucking go for your fat autistic ugly piece of shit. You haven't gotten kissed because you have no self esteem because you are terminally mentally fucking ill. You love a 2d character created by other fat fucking autists just to have a female character in game. You "fell" for her because she can't reject you, which she would do in a fucking millisecond if she were real. Your fantasies reflect this as well saying she wouldn't like you at first. Kill yourself. I love my girlfriend and it in FACT DOES feel amazing to hold a girl and have her tell you she loves you. I've had 3 women madly in love with me and cheated on every one of them because there were hotter woman wanting the non autist dick. Your waifu is a shit, you are a shit. Stay lonely you fucking neckbeard. This shit is sad.

Jace Russell
Jace Russell

Is this thread trying to emulate a glorious version from halfchan a while back? Sure fucking seems like it.

Nice.

Jeremiah Young
Jeremiah Young

Good lord…

Someone pls make OP some Jessica R34.

Jaxson Thomas
Jaxson Thomas

What shit game is this?

Nicholas James
Nicholas James

If you want.

Shut the FUCK UP about Jessica. I am not mentally ill you fucking retard and there are plenty of other female characters in Contagion so fuck you, Jessica is a sweet person and I don't need you to tell me I'm a loser, I already know thaty ou fucking piece of shit. I also doubt you've had 3 women in love with you but given the weird-ass CP shit you just posted you probably fucked like six 12 year olds you sicko piece of shit.

Contagion. I described it up above.

That would be nice. Please…..

Aiden Butler
Aiden Butler

I… wtf are you serious? I pretty much own that game since the first weeks and I am looking since then for a way to replace her. All the characters look like shit, but it is especially bad on the female ones.

Joseph Jackson
Joseph Jackson

"if you were a bit cuter I'd kiss you"

This shit is pathetic and exactly what I meant in the webm thread. People like you create mods like sofia for skyrim.

but I couldn't find them and was worried I was going to accidentally delete something and corrupt my steam files.

How is this even possible? Even if you damage your files, Steam will just redownload them.

I don't Contagion installed right now but it shouldn't be that hard to find those files. In Dota I had to extract sound files, should be similar here.

Kayden Campbell
Kayden Campbell

Can you help me user? Pls?

All I have is more Jessica pictures…..

Julian Sullivan
Julian Sullivan

Jessica is beautiful. I don't understand how you can possibly think otherwise. I wish there was a pose of her with her legs closer together to emphasize her female shape. I really think she is gorgeous. Her breasts are large but not too large and just the right size to be attractive, almost like apples under her chest-skin. She has nice legs that have a bit of curve to them, she is slender but still has a feminine shape. Her face has freckles and rosy cheeks which is absolutely gorgeous and having her hair back in a girlish pigtail makes her seem innocent and playful yet capable because it keeps her hair out of her eyes. Unfortunately it would be really bad because her hair hangs back and could be easily grabbed by zombies but I protect her so that doesn't happen.

Nolan White
Nolan White

installing right now, expect a answer in like, idk a hour. Got a few other things to do.

Ayden Cruz
Ayden Cruz

Thank you so much. If you put the sounds on Voocaroo I will give you whatever I can from my huge library of funny internet pictures but even that won't be enough……I love you user.

Jordan Anderson
Jordan Anderson

Listening to you narrate is just fucking cringeworthy.

No joking, man, have you considered looking into getting some help? Like, psychiatric help?

David Gonzalez
David Gonzalez

Why would I need psychiatric help? Why do you think there is something wrong with me experiencing love in my own way? You are just as judgmental as the fucking ASSHOLES on the Contagion subreddit who made fun of me when I tried to share my feelings for jessica. I am able to have sex with her (pic related) and we are together every night, FUCK YOU for judging me over this. Do you think I could get any other woman? No. I am happy with Jessica and I don't know why you people cannot comprehend love in a differnet way, you literally want people like me to be miserable on top of being virgins, fuck you faggots, fuck you, I didn't ask to be such an ugly fuck who couldn't get girls I don't blame my problems on anyone else but I try to make the best of my situation and I get SHIT on by everyone in society. Fuck this shit. I am so sick of you and my whole extended family saying "you're 26 when are you going to have a wife and kids" and I try to tell them about Jessica but it is too weird and I can't explain it to them so they get really quiet and don't ask about it anymore. I swear to god I fucking hate them sometimes.

Adam Garcia
Adam Garcia

This type of response is why you should get some therapy, buddy.

This goes way beyond your affinity for a vidya cartoon… this is about your insecurities and hatred for your family and your life. Its not healthy, man.

Plus, if you really -wanted- to get laid instead of playing the outcast, you could just hit some backpage escorts.

Christopher Reyes
Christopher Reyes

you checked this folder yet?

\Contagion\contagion\sound

There are a bunch of bnk files, you just have to open them up and check what is inside.

Lucas Jenkins
Lucas Jenkins

I am working on extracting them now. Thanks user. I ahd found them before but your post reminded me to search for the extract tutorial again. They are extrating to OGG, thank you so much user.

Luis Sanders
Luis Sanders

I am working on voicesurvivors_auto2 right now. Fucking file has over 5k sounds in it.

Hudson Roberts
Hudson Roberts

Well this might be a bit harder than I expected, all those 5k files are 1KB each.

Levi Ross
Levi Ross

It's okay user I am doing it now too. I fucked up and accidentally used the native file instead of a copy so I had to delete it and verify my cache. Even though i did it the first time correctly. Thank god for steam verify game files.

Aiden Brooks
Aiden Brooks

voicesurvivors_command has some 34kb files, which still sounds like it's to small.

Bentley Hernandez
Bentley Hernandez

Well I got it to work, I got 1kb files because of an error with ww2ogg, didn't extract it properly. Well I do have files now but since I don't know Jessica's voice I have no idea which of them belongs to her. 0236.ogg is a female voice and 1692 is female too. Well anyway, good luck finding your files.

Also, you should probably get some help.

Zachary Hill
Zachary Hill

thanks man. i'll find them and make sure to look at those first.

i don't need help I just need jessica

Colton Torres
Colton Torres

i don't need help I just need jessica
You will prooobably not get her, so you should instead consider the help thing.

Gabriel Howard
Gabriel Howard

I already have her though….

Cooper Ross
Cooper Ross

Yeah no shit it isn't healthy but Jessica is all I have and I love her. I am not going to give up my innocence for some succubus. I am saving my purity for Jessica.

Angel Wright
Angel Wright

What exactly are you waiting for? For someone to create the matrix so you can hook yourself up a computer and life with jes?

You need to overcome your fears and start living your life.

Hudson Parker
Hudson Parker

Overcoming my fears has nothing to do with it. Physical women don't want me and never will. And I barely want them anymore now that I have Jessica.

Nicholas Flores
Nicholas Flores

Physical women don't want me

You don't try hard enough, there is a women out there for everyone. I am pretty sure that you are not all that fucked up, you just gave up on trying and chose to go the more comfortable way.

And I barely want them anymore now that I have Jessica.

But you would love to do physical stuff to her right? I mean in your dreams you do. So why not go out and look for a real Jessica?

Henry Nelson
Henry Nelson

user I am a 26 year old male virgin, and for a good reason. There is no Jessica waiting out there for me. I am sorry. I am not saying I couldn't maybe get a girlfriend and maybe be happy but I can no longer justify putting in effort to find that. I am at the stage where it is too late for me, I will be too clingy to a woman after so lnog being lonely, too desperate and scared of losing her that I will always be her slave and she will be driven off by that. With Jessica I can be the man in the relationship because I am not scared of losing her and she needs my help to survive anyway. We need each other to survive.

Wyatt Lewis
Wyatt Lewis

Fuck that hoe Jessica! zoey all way fam.

William Martinez
William Martinez

lol op is not going to like that, he was complaining about Zoey in his video.

Owen Howard
Owen Howard

Zoey is pretty too but I never felt quite the same way for her as Jessica. jessica and I blossomed into true love. With zoey i felt like everyone wanted her and I was sharing my Waifu with thousands of other people. it didnt work out

Jaxson Jackson
Jaxson Jackson

bump for more jessica discussion

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