Okey fucking help me out!

he is the sneaky kind, all silent about it for a while and suddenly he just brings it up (often when there is more people around) and I need something good to say when that moment comes

do you have a washing machine in your house? tell him your sister came over to wash her clothes b/c hers broke.

good one, time does not quiet match the story but I can say the machine was ready just then

what country are you in?

Fucking sweden, hate this country

that sucks, but its ok cause most guys there are effeminate so all your friends probably crossdress too.

I'll hope for that