Villains who did EVERYTHING wrong

You know those template threads about characters who did nothing wrong. This is the opposite

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I guess in that age, where mutations and stuff like that happens, a woman that looks at least half decent is a great value. Though why Charlize Theron isn't pretty enough for Joe is a mystery… Also, he is the big boss, and if he lets these women get away, people could start spreading rumours and that could destroy his base of respect. So this whole hunt for the sex slaves is more like a demonstration of power.
How could he know that?
SInce basically everyone who owns firepower is on his side, he has nothing to fear. Maybe he doesn't know about those desert hags either.

Anyway, his power is based on his own self. If he dies, regardless of where and how, this kind of society breaks apart.

Zod loved his power, so he decided to use it. Maybe Earth required less terraforming as well as provided a chance to conquer and the chance to defeat Kal-El, who is a renegade in his eyes.

How do you think Superman would have reacted to a nearby planet being colonized by Kryptonians?

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Mother of god, I did not think there could be any more ways the writing on that piece of shit could suck donkey balls.

Truly a gift that keeps on giving.

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He should have killed Gordon, the Hothead guy and the guy who wants the Hothead to leave as well as Selina Kyle and Morgan Freeman. Without there help, Batman couldn't do jack shit alone

Its heavily implied she used to be one of his wives but she was unable to give him a son.

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Thanks, I've overlooked this detail

I guess this is for the same reason as why he lets Batman live: To make the cops feel the despair caused by their failiure. Though these people protect a corrupt society, which - at least according to the League - should be destroyed, therefor they are serving "a false god", money. The fault in this plan is that when the bomb goes off, all these cops die anyway, so they can't be a part of the new world, they can't partake in the rebuilding of Gotham with a liberated mind.
And if he had them killed, he would look like a dictator, a nazi, and he wanted to show a different image for the rest of the world, probably to send them his message.

Again, for this image-purpose. There is law and order in Gotham, BUT ONLY after "the people" took control over it. The cops served the "false god", so they are corrupt themselves, but "we, the people", we have a noble purpose, we have clear consciousness, we can take care of ourselves with our own weapons. We are so rightous, that we don't even kill these heathens - maybe some of them will die, but that's because they are exposed, they are stripped from power, and ordinary citizens can take their rightous revenge to them. Remember the "Court of the Crow"? That's exactly this.

Isn't the point of the movie that everybody is horrible deformed or sick and the only "normal" people are the few perfect females left and their "clean" offspring?

Exactly

I'm just here to post Big Guys

He didn't actually gas the kikes

One was pregnant with his son.
He didn't know that obviously

It's a plutonic world, almost everyone is a abomination except these few grils.

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this guy

He wanted to save the pure wizards from the half-breeds and lesser wizards.

How many times did this nigger have a minion within physical reach of harry potter? Why did none of them just shoot him in the head or slit his throat with a steak knife? shit plot tbh

The moment Voldemort would have his way and tried to rule the muggle world openly, the Second Inquisition would be formed and they'd nuke him and his entire species of aberrations into Hell.

Because Voldemort was muh magic man with a muh magic superiority mindset, even when non-magical technology was clearly the best answer.
smh tbh fam

But the man himself was half-wizard. He's a total joke, like all conservatives/fascists, that's why he lost, he can't adapt to change unless it's centered on his personal feelings.

Imagine a charismatic wizard leader rising the ranks of the wizard world under a platform of uniting technology and magic to create the perfect technomagic utopia, having to fight both the conservative Ministry of Magic (because they're a bunch of uninspired faggots) and the liberal "muh muggles!" Dumbledore faction (because they're a bunch of sissy faggots). THAT would have been a good story.

Why not just throw it into the Ocean?
I'm not some kind of faggot that reads these dumb books but was there some rule that forbade him to just put them one into a safe and then dump it into the mariana trench?

no. Rowling is just an idiot

He was clearly way over his own head and didn't fully understand magic, as exemplified by two key events in the books: when he had Harry's mother reverse his death spell because muh mother's love (clearly didn't research death spells enough), and when he challenged Harry to a duel at the end of the Triwizard Tournament (he didn't know that Harry's wand would synchro with his own and again interfere with his death spell). He was clearly incompetent, lazy, and proved a failure more than once. How did powerful people like Lucius Malfoy opted to follow him instead of choosing a better person to lead their rebellion against the wizard world is a mistery.

Really makes you think that liberals are fucking stupid

I didn't read the later books either, but I'd guess that he wanted to be able to get them back if needed.

Fuuuuck… You are right.

the only reason you'd need it back is if you decide you want to stop being immortal

Even Hitler used to listen to his advisors like Heinz Guderian at the start of the war - that's why he had early success. He did ended up taking some stupid decisions because muh ideology (like not enlisting the help of the people from the Balkans who were supporting the German advance).

Wouldn't people being born with magical powers from normal humans do the exact opposite and prevent magic from going away?

Hate to be the fa/tg/uy here but even the faggots from White Wolf figured that Mages that adopt Technology in adition to magic and figure a bullet might be more practical than a fucking spell would be superior.
Hence the Technocrazy in their older RPGs take over the World and fuck every single other mage group in the ass.

Well I imagine it would get boring after a while
Immortality would be a good deal of you have the ability to kill yourself at some point

The Horcruxes where an alright idea done wrong.
Rowling could easily, easily have made an entire series of books where Harry travels all over the World to exotic locations, looking for hidden Horcruxes but whoops, turns out they were all convininiently hidden in his dorm.

Mad as fuck

That's true, but I doubt Voldemort had thought that far away into the future.

It was all of his sex slaves.
The reason they were valuable was because they were pure and unmutated, compared to the cancer-ridden scum down on the ground.
It wasn't stillborn. It died when the mother died. They attempted to save it, hoping the child had survived the fall.
Yeah, that was pretty dumb.
Also dumb. I'll agree.

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he also lost

Did you miss the part where they cut the child out of her belly in the middle of the car chase? It's the whole reason he basically gave up and went and sat on his cancer ass in the second half of the movie while the war rig played around in the swamp and dunes. He either should have kept chasing with murder in his eyes, or just given up and gone back to the citadel. He did neither.

Nigger, I was asking how could he know that the child will be a stillborn? OP stated that the chase was pointless, because the baby died, but then an user stated that the child died because of the chase. So the chase in itself wasn't pointless, just they have fucked up…
Despair?

That's cause mad max is shit.

That's because everyone agrees that Fury Road was very poorly written. It's like they filmed the actions scenes first and then wrote a story around it. Seriously. They "liberate" the people by literally opening the floodgates and wasting all of their precious water. If the plot made any sense, the women wouldn't have ran away from their life of comfort and luxury and Immortan Joe would have continued to be considered a savior of the people. They had the means to produce food, gas, and ammunition. It was only a matter of a few generations before order would have been restored under the rule of people like that.

we've done this in real life too. it's called socialism

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lol, what a cuck, leave your memepolitics out of it.


who says they used up ALL the water instantly, in that once scene? seems like something terrible stupid that they'd never do.

t. triggered leftycuck

You wouldn't make fun action scenes by making the story first.

That movie was about mutants, mutant cars, Bane and some chicks. Did you watch it for the plot?

I didn't say they wasted it all in one scene. I'm saying they wasted it all in general. Joe was rationing the water because in the Mad Max universe, water is extremely precious. I mean, they're in a desert wasteland. At the end of the movie, they open the floodgates for the people to collect water in small buckets and baskets and wasting it in the process. Sure they could have closed the floodgates when they were done distributing it, but at least 90% of the water was left uncollected due to the method of delivery. They treat this as liberation of the people because Joe wasn't there to determine who gets water and when, but if you use the slightest hint of critical thinking, you'd realize that Joe was conducting a necessary evil. Apparently, nobody was else responsible enough to treat the water as what it was: precious.


But that's precisely what they did in that scene. Did you watch the movie? They outright say that Immortan Joe is a nasty meanie head because he hoards all the water and doesn't share enough of "everyone's" water. Any logical thinker would have seen that blatant waste of water and realized they made a grave mistake by not continuing to handle things the way Joe did, or at least learn to improve on his methods. Instead, they just let it all go.

Not an argument. The first couple of Mad Max movies were basically a bunch of hotrodders and stuntmen who wanted to pull some awesome shit with their cars. While the Mad Max series is pretty far from deep or compelling story-wise, at least things largely made sense in the context of the setting. In Mad Max, it's a dystopian world where the titular character is seeking revenge for the murder of his wife and child by the hand of the Nightrider gang. Max, as the title suggests, is pissed as hell, which is a proper motivation for him. The motorcycle gang's motivation is basically the same as any bandit group in history. They're there for supplies and use underhanded methods to acquire them. In Road Warrior, Max finds an injured person, attempts to return in exchange for supplies, and gets caught up in a mess between an outpost and Lord Humungus' Leather Boys. Lord Humungus' motivation is that he wants their supplies, and the people at the outpost want to defend their supplies. While the plots for these movies are simple, the motivations are clear and fairly logical. Beyond Thunderdome doesn't exist. In Fury Road, pampered, clean, and well-fed women escape their comfortable lives for no real reason other than the fact that movie tells the audience that their life sucks and that Immortan Joe doesn't give everyone everything they want. Max is caught in the middle because War Boys caught him during a fight. When Max has a means to escape, he chooses to help the women who constantly shame him and attempt to murder him numerous times. When the women realize the grass isn't greener on the other side of the fence, knowing full well that Immortan Joe will gladly take the women back with little repercussions, but will likely kill Max and Furiosa, they decide to claim Joe's fortress, ignoring the people who live under Joe's rule willingly. Then, when they claim the undefended fortress, the movie reminds the audience that Joe was a meanie and he stole all of the water. None of this movie makes any logical sense in the context of its universe.

I'm cool with cars exploding and people getting stabbed and shot. War Boys are awesome. They're one of the best contributions to the franchise. If they want to do some awesome car stunts, fine, I welcome that tremendously, but don't expect me to take your plot seriously when nothing makes any fucking sense in the context of the universe.

Then why have a plot? Why bother trying to tell the audience a message? Why be political? All I wanted in my Mad Max movie was car chases and people getting punched in the face.

trumpcuck trumpcuck, where's your buck?

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I know. I think I might have autism.

Who was worse, the New Order or the Empire?

I'm sorry to tell you that we're well past "might" user. I still agree with what you wrote.

Can you not?
This thread is actually enjoyable.

magic doesn't work that way. Rowling was too much of a coward to have a rational villain. She went out of her way to show he was wrong. the whole universe she set up was to be as black and white as possible. Some people say the books grew up with the readers, but it didn't, it was a crutch people were made to feel comfortable with

If only. He still distributed it in the single most fucking wasteful manner possible, for no goddamn reason other than having it look "cool".

Contrast that idiotic floodgate-opening shit with Mel Gibson's Max literally trying to mop up spilt gasoline from the asphalt with a rag.

This was asked by harry in the books. Voldy's ego prevented him from doing it. He HAD to get the magical items of the founders of Hogwarts for his Horcruxes, and he HAD to hide them in places important too his life.


No, you cunts don't understand. The entire point of Voldy's character is that he was scared of death and could imagine nothing worse than it.

go away, Joan

Huh nothing he said about it was wrong. Voldemort is poorly written villain because of his ego preventing from seeing the bigger picture or planning the long game.

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Sauce?

Hitler.
Bush.
Trump.
Clinton.
Holla Forums

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Its just a retarded help helper

>dies by her minion's hand

Something I don't get in the movie, was William Fichtner planning to off himself when he ran the code?
Also in the transport that guy just wanted to talk to Matt Damon about his exoskeleton but Matt Damon was very rude to him instead :(

And you didn't get that?

At least the Empire has a basis. The New Order came out of nowhere

It would be a million times better but they would still be the villain and thus would have to fail, I wouldn't want to see this guy fail in favour of the status quo


He's a schoolboy not Indiana Jones


Technically it started with the Baneposting


Don't forget

pick both

Bane was a cuck.