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Hey Holla Forums, could we take over Niger?

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The army of Niger contains 5,200 men, with French-supplied equipment. They don't have a lot of armored vehicles. They have been involved in many military coups.

4 and 8 /k/ and Holla Forums combined would take Niger over easily, almost makes you ask why we haven's started killing off the inhabitants of shitty countries and clearing a warpath throughout the world.

Is there even a central government in Niger to overthrow?

That's just edgy teens and fat retards for the most part. They wouldn't be a threat to a dog with an AR15

Yes there is, but it is ineffectual and is second only to Somalia as a failed state.

Let's get planning faggots.

The government only controls south and east of Niamey in the dark green region. There's a Tuareg rebellion in the aptly sand colored region, aided by weapons from Qaddafi and Muslims from Mali. The government can't defeat them, so all they can do is contain them and stop them attacking the south, the town of Agadez, and a paved highway running between them. The closer you get to the border, the more lawless it is. Controlling the south and the east is proving more difficult, as a few Boko Haram insurgents infiltrated into Niger after they were kicked out of Nigeria by its government.
TL;DR: The best place to attack is probably the south.

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France owns the natural resources of Niger, any attempt to overthrow the government by a organized group is going to end in frog/NATO intervention.

That's why we can take it over easily faggot.

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The ones who are in control aren't, just the commoners.

They use the Foreign Legion to control the overseas territories not the Army.

NEW FLAG
Red for the Sahara Desert (Ancient Egyptians called it the "Red Land")
White for the Niger River and the race of the people settling it
Green for the fertile areas of Southern Niger
Blue because mixed with red it is purple (one of Holla Forums's colors)
The design of the flag inspired by the Boers, the first white settlers of Africa.

Imagine that
This better be before the general election just so we can attack King Nigger

Then it is settled
OPERATION DRUMSTICK

YES WE CAN

Also remember, we want the locals to like us. We should promise to stop desertification (a very big problem facing Niger). How can we make good on that promise?

With what, .50 caliber autism?

And rename the Capital

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Why would anyone want to own anything african?

Because Africa belongs to the White Man Masterrace.

I concur from the look of the map provided by im guessing there is fucking nothing in the north if we rally everyone there we can rush them with and overwhelm them with immense force

The most popular medium of entertainment is radio. Newspapers and television would reach only the city of Niamey and some other regional centers. If we are to trust the schedule
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The French newscast at 6:00 pm will be the time many people are listening (French being the country's lingua franca)
This station broadcasts AM, FM, and satellite. How much would it cost to jam all three of the services for 2 minutes?

just sabotage it

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You need equipment
No one's gonna gib you equipment for free

We also need a French fag to read out the reasons for our semi-hostile takeover.

im very sure we have at least one french fag

bonjour give me a list

Now organize these and some of your own into a coherent passage.
actually just for teh lulz

Rivers only flow with cum in your dreams, user

Tell the nigger who designed the original flag, that's what he used.

D&C
If the entire population of Niger is united against us, we can't win.
The answer is to act like kikes.
Sectarian and social class based divisions can't work, because the population is basically all Muslim and rural uneducated niggers.
The official languages are French and Hausa, which is spoken by slightly less than half of the population of Niger. If we could turn everyone else against the Hausa, this would halve the resistance.

D&C
If the entire population of Niger is united against us, we can't win.
The answer is to act like kikes.
Sectarian and social class based divisions can't work, because the population is basically all Muslim and rural uneducated niggers.
The official languages are French and Hausa, which is spoken by slightly less than half of the population of Niger. If we could turn everyone else against the Hausa, this would halve the resistance.

I find that ironic you say that since Holla Forums is constantly talking about how to avoid being degenerate you must maintain decent health. Holla Forums is filled to the brim with hatred for whoever they see as an enemy, so I think Holla Forums would make for great CQ infantry for village clearing and extermination.

We should also start issuing our own money.