How the fuck did all of these autistic people survive and multiply for so long, anyways? I'm so tired of every time I read something Asian making excuses for them like "oh, it's just a difference in culture". What kind of fucking culture would ever give rise to a question as goddamned useless and autistic as "Is it okay to sit with canned coffee?".
I mean sure, fuck, the richest and snobbiest Europeans used to sperg out about the exact order to set their utensils down in and act fucking horrified if someone used the wrong fork, but the common people were never so retarded, and after the industrial revolution for the most part everyone stopped being fucking retarded.
"Can I sit with canned coffee?" Why? Is that going to be some fucking faux pas? Is every possible goddamned incidental intersection of [item], [action], and [state of being] suspect until validated no matter how goddamn trivial? What is canned coffee meant to be standing up like you're a cool punku waitu piggu? Or is sitting down too informal? Or is it bound to give you indigestion because your autistic fucking snake oil salesmen said so over9000 years before you knew what the fuck a can was?
Is canned coffee "th-that sort of the thing"?
Is it one of those times when "really, that sort of thing?" "but if it's with you, then it's fine!"?
"If it's you, you can surely drink it!" Ganbare! Chug your stale cold fucking canned coffee sitting down. Are you afraid your bowels might give out onii-chan? Too much raw fish and autism? Are you severely allergic to everything but rice so you have to stand when you drink something besides sake or rice juice to avoid acid reflux?
It's not even pure stupidity. It's not like a straightforward tard would ask "huhhhhh teacher gan i drink canned coffee sidding doooowwwnn??" It's something far beyond that. It's Asians training themselves century after century to reward each other for saying fucking retarded bullshit. Is this supposed to be funny? I suppose it's actually a hilarious phrase pun that just didn't translate to English? Maybe "sit with canned coffee" is written with the same kanji for :^) "sit on a big fat ronin dick"? Or maybe not, maybe Asians are actually so fucking autistic they find this entertaining. "Haha she doesn't know if she can sit while drinking canned coffee, haha omg that's like not knowing how to use the three shells, I personally had the same exact discussion down to the phrases used with every single other kid in my 4th grade class ten times a day for a month, to make sure we all knew what posture to assume while drinking canned coffee. Haha he repeated it he doesn't know either what quirky lower class kids trying to act fancy XDDDDDDDD"
Holy shit you autistic fucking asians. The worst is "omg onigiri!" and then for the next five pages everyone fucking circlejerks about how beautiful the onigiri is and what an art it is and they're jealous, and then the punchline is someone finally dares to ask what type of onigiri it is and the girl with the fucking riceball says "seaweed" or "plain", and all of her friends are fucking shocked if it's plain and fucking amazed to the point of pissing all over themselves to discover it's seaweed even though it has a shitty seaweed wrapper on the outside of it regardless. The worst part is that asians actually fucking act like this the same way club faggots act like they're in soap operas. Every single fucking day "nyandesu kawaii omg im going to get [SODA]". Like I gt it you lived on rice and the occasional fishhead or cricket for 90000000 years but fuck's sake try not to soil yourself because you used a vending machine.
And fuck I can't even joke about that because Asians are legit still creepily fucking obsessed with vending machines as if they contained the spirit of Tokugawa Ieyasu personally handing them their fucking chocolate milk and giving them a rimjob.
Just eat/drink your fucking snack and quit asking if you can sit down, or if it's okay to eat so late at night, or just even if it's okay to eat at all, or whether or not it's everyone's favorite flavor. Just fucking drink the goddamn cold stale coffee. The worst part is the "otakus" who read this shit the most are the people cast out or disinterested in shitty asian modern culture, and yet they jerk off all day to the idea that one of these brainless 14yo cunts would giggle at them and say "ONII-CHAN CAN I DRINK THE COFFEE SITTING DOWN?"
And they'd say "OHHHHHH MISHISHUSHI-TAN U R MAKING ME SWEAT AND NOSEBLEED OHHHHH YOU ARE MAKING UNPROFESSIONAL SITUATION MY LITTLE CHOW-CHOW WITH SUCH MOE ACTION AS ACTING LIKE A FUCKING RETARD"
