I want to fuck leaf

I want to fuck leaf.
What do

I'm actually curious, what exactly do you find erotic about the leaf? What is sexually arousing?

Pleb

Death is arousing.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say OP does not actually want to fuck the leaf, but wanted to make a hilarious wacky randumb thread. To that I say he has failed and is a bad person.

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Go away, OP, you're drunk.

I want to pluck leaf
What do?

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OP is a liar and a cheat if you're right, and a deceiver at that.

t. actual plantfucker

Why is Tumblr humor so fucking garbage, anons?

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The middle one ain't a plant

It's not a downvote, it's so you don't bump the thread. I swear to god, that's the most retarded meme on this fucking site.

Nobody likes sage. It makes everything taste like Thanksgiving.

1 those dick sucking lips
2 she's like double 2d so she's the best waifu

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You're not making any sense.

Did some one say liar and deceiver?

Nigger, you what!?
Sage is wonderful.

I'm hopeful for plants. And I mean actual plants, not shitty animu monstergirls like in

I didn't need to read any of the rest of it, the thread would die sooner if you didn't respond at all than if you gave it attention by saging. Thank you for perpetuating the threads you hate by, instead of veering them towards some modicum of quality discussion, reporting them, or anything else of value, coming in to talk about how much of a shit thread it is and how it shouldn't be here with a blue name.