Fuck glasses

anyone else here have bad vision but prefer not to wear glasses?
when i wear mine, everything looks sharp and everyone looks ugly. take them off, though, and the world looks soft and cozy. and as far as girls go, it's kinda like how, in vintage porn, they would rub a layer of vaseline on the lens to hide an actress's flaws. all the gaping pores in the world aren't going to make a woman's skin look any less perfect to me. shit's nice. the only problem i have is i can't pass an eye exam to save my life without glasses.

Holy shit someone else who thinks this?!

Yes OP I take off my glasses because life is sometimes better blurry.

Like when your brother has horrible facial acne, but if you take off your glasses he just has a rosy pink glow of kindness that matches his spirit!

honestly, the thought of getting corrective laser treatment has crossed my mind before i saw the world through glasses. now im afraid i would never find a real woman attractive again if i went through with it. even katy perry looks like a pockmarked cunt with these things on.

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im used to seeing literally 0 skin flaws (other than large zits or significant areas of discoloration). the little lumps and gaps here and there that i guess everyone else takes as normal looks fucking hideous to me.

and goddamn what a pain it is to look in the mirror with glasses on. im literally shocked every time i do it. it's not cool how ugly people are. i can see why the >3dpd crowd exists now.

I can vaguely make out a red circle around the middle after a while

disregard the "center" part. turns out the center is the one place you shouldn't look. it's much clearer if you look directly at the lines that form. i get two thin yellow rings

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and dont stare too long, the lines should be faint and appear almost immediately. looking at the same spot too long actually fades it

I get red and blue lines.

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im cool with imperfections that i can't see. as long as i don't wear my glasses, almost everyone's perfect.

Samefag here, when staring at the lines i see green and yellow instead of red all of a sudden. Trippy

So you must be like the fat guy who think's he has a big dick because he can't see it past his gut

my dick is average at best. but i would have no problem thinking i have a hot gf because it cant see the craters all over her face.

And no problem pretending that twink you're fucking is a woman so long as you can't see his dick?

same, i'm shortsighted and i stopped wearing glasses years ago

i never go out and don't need to drive anywhere so why not

i only need to see a couple of feet to make sure my wang is ok and i can read the laptop screen

my eyes aren't that bad.

oooo? I thought you were nearly blind without them.

im not. not even close. 100% functional as long as you don't want me to read something from far away. it's just the right amount of blur where it hides the flaws

besides my initial reaction that someone else does this, I've been shitposting this entire time.

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Do you think that people like blurrier world so that they can ignore it easier and forget the pains of seeing all the horrible truth out there?

that's kind of a given.

2deep4me man, i just like girls with soft looking skin.

me too

i think it's just my age though.

Sorta sucks, had perfect vision one day, and i mean, really good vision.
Then wake up one morning and my vision is oddly blurry.

Bump

why would you bump my thread?

he can't see very well, you'll have to excuse him