Pony

hmm

Damn niggers

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Woo 06:00!

How're you going Discord?

G'day Aku, ho'wre you?

Sup everybody.

morning

I'm doing Early. Gonna get a foil sammitch, and a big thing of ice water for breakfast. Then I'll diggery do-dah-day all the way down the page.

Hey Nugget, hwo're you?

Sounds fun

Best candle scent for Murcia!

Do you ever scrumple loo a fucking giggery-doo with a stump cunt and jiggity bit the collar nigger chasing a cat around the fence?

nah, I hate niggers too much

But that's the biscuits and jam of the balanced breakfast!

I prefer me some spanish tacos tbh

Why dont you speak in idioms?

Penis

Dude, what happened to 8ch just then?

Fgt

whenm/

What about your penis?

what

That's what I'm asking

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So you didn't experience it just then?

What?

When you type "f-a-m" it becomes Famicom

NOPE

Caps lock, sorry, I couldn't be stuffed fixing it.

How're you Scotchy?

I'm just writing up some press release documents, boring stuff. I also found out I won't be shipping out until the end of the summer, which is a major bummer. How about you?

what do you mean?

I'm ok, I just got paid ~700 this fortnight, more than I expected, less than I wanted.
I'm really struggling not to spend everything I have in a single hit.

Scotch is another military dude!

I didn't know you used fortnights as a system of measurement still. Shipping out because I'm joining the Air Force

They're shipping your desk from one office to another?

I'm good man, sorry fell asleep on the drive. I got your email by the way.

Right

That sucks man

And yeah, why wouldn't we?

It's fine Nugget, I'm glad.
hit me up sometime. whenever you wanna talk

what

Yeah, I need to get the hell out of here, there's nothing left for me

Fortnights struck me as more of a term people used in the 1800's during the Civil War but if you still use it I guess it's just my imagination

Well, I mean, you say that but the world stopped using the imperial system back then…
sooooooo… yeah.

kk chic fil a

Anyways, when I was on 8ch an hour ago major parts of the site weren't working. The dashboard wasn't there and the comments weren't linked and I couldn't reply to anything, so it was pretty seriously messed up for me. It wasn't just on Holla Forums either

Huh…. fair enough.
nope, didn't have the issue

By the way what time is it in your part of Australia?

Heading to bed anywya guys.
have a good one

lateish
nearing 10 pm

G'nite

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,

afternoon

It's six in the morning

Afternoon.

Try 1400

try 13:59

Well some of us are just getting ready to have our tea and crumpets

it's never too late for tea and…whatever the equivalent to crumpets is that I like

You're getting me quite aggro strutting around with your hoity toity knickerbottoms going arse over elbow with your baccy so it would be a brill idea if you belt up

Shush

Kek. Go eat a faggot and bum a fag

I find your advice quite dodgy so give us a bell when this convo isn't sixes and sevens so I can take the mickey before enjoying my squidgey breakfast

Lol

I'm breeteesh and I don't even know what you said there

Scoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot

heylo

heya cutie

Hey, how's it going?

hai

you're actually heeeere

how's you Blew

wuuuuuuuuby

Figured you could use some company while I'm on the bus.

Ayyyyyyyy!

canon!

that's sweet, wat sort of day do you have today?

youre a good pony!

hey hey

im good, doing a bit of wiring and the like

reece!

how's u? :3

Blewewewew!
what's new?

Classes, then programming all day. I took today and tomorrow off work from my boss.

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hello

just takin apart a lightsaber to make it work better, its fun!

just the usual today, ponies on my laptop and such

what you upto?

damn, hope the weather's nice for at least

Anyone getting any "The server took too long to submit your post" errors lately?

Wezdor's trying to post but he says he's can't at all as that error isn't letting him do so.

Greetings KHAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!!!
how's it going?

Sounds cool, increasing the range eh?

More or less the same, trying to see if there's some tv channel showing commencement at my uni today or not, also reading about the announced RX 480 card from AMD and how it would look against Nvidia's 1070

It's overcast.

lightsabers have pretty much the same range no matter what, Im just upgrading the activator box

DIE PONIES

its going good, just waiting for amd to send me a free game code,,

Oh btw, Wez says you're all fagets.

They…they do? what if the saber was longer then?

SEINOP EID

that's cool, are you a big gamer? from what I've read the 1070 is pretty powerful…

damn…

I am zen

kool

ooo nice! for that mb you bought?
any idea what game it is or unknown?

4U

well actually no, I want to build my first rig, but with the new graphics cards coming out I'm waiting till I can see reviews of all the cards and see which is best, I was thinking of a 1080, but given the cost and overpricing going on in some places I'm thinking a 1070 would be perfect for 1080p and maybe 1440p if I ever get a screen for that

also wanna see what's the new RX 480 is all about (and if there is some stronger card after the NDA ends on June 29th).. not a good idea to just buy something right now with all these things coming out soon

Tell wez 'skye says he's not a fgt, but his boyfriend is'

is Wez on discord or steam right now or something?

I got it from buying a fx 8370 cpu and its Total War: WARHAMMER

Steam

i c

Get steam.

so do you pay much attention to e3? was hoping to watch one of the streams when they're on with some Holla Forumsread m8s. still got a couple of weeks to wait tho.

if it's just for chatting, that can wait. i'm more focused on what games i should buy first. i promise i'll get to it. my promises are legit… there's just usually a long wait before I make good on them tbh

Steam is also for buying games though….

i know…… i just haven't seen a PC game that's caught my eye recently, most of my gaming is on my PS4 right now because of my laptop's specs. when my new computer comes i'll get everything sorted out

But steam has loads of offers, gameplay footage, sales and will show you games you've never seen bwfore

What kind of games do you like

ok, Gabe.

but seriously i will look into it,. What games have you been playing recently that you really enjoy?

Nekopara.
I don't game much though tbh

It's about a Russian in ww2, part of a secret parachute regiment and the brutal reality of war against the Germans and the battle of stalingrad.
You have to murder civilians to blend in, drive tanks, shove a grenade in a soldiers helmet and watch what happens….
Brutal stuff

probably adventure games, horror games and FPS's right now. I've been less than casual recently though. Uncharted 4 was the first game i played and finished in a good few months… how about you?

so just your typical catgirl VN then?

Yeah.
There's a .exe to readd all the porn back in too.
And apparently number two has a pissing scene too

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that's cool, i like VNs.

don't you mean number one?

I know right?
But it's in number two.

WHAT THE FUCK

Imagine being born like thtat? a literal CONCAVE FUCKING DICK!!! LOL

i'll look into it… maybe. peeplay's pretty fine by me.

I'd hate to see what the developers consider a number three tho

You're not born like it.
It's because fat

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How horrifying..

They made zero after 2

Yes.

Oh sweet!
sounds like a nice gift

Sometimes I do sometimes I don't, but seeing it's just under 2 weeks away I'm thinking to watch it(given I have no exams or major assignment those days), sounds like it would be fun!

yay Skittah!

was just a yoke nvm.

but yyyeah, i really need to get back into gaming. do you you play a lot of VNs? most of the ones i've played are just cutesy/non-lewd

skittyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

lel

hello skye, you are a thing

A couple.
I played the disable highschool one…

hi

is that the one about the amputee?

looks like I woke up just in time

Uh, depends on the route, there's multiple girls.
It's called 'katawa shoujo' I think.
Highly recommend.

wtf's wrong with its face

How's u?

Any bad lightning strikes since yesterday?

it's a vixen

Nope, it all went away shortly after.

My phones saying it might come again tonight, I'm not sure.

what's up

howsu?

Is a vixen a special kind of fox?

Just eating some fish… thinking of things I want from mexico, someone will be going there soon and asked me if there was anything I wanted from the country.. so far all I can think of is horse meat jerky.

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its basically just a female fox

theres a lot of mexico stuff thats a lot cheaper than it is here in the US. also I hear they have different sodas and the like. What kinda fish you got, Tilapia?

ded

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so how about dat mad silence, huh?

this is so useless but trippy

neato

Yeah, they tend to use this different sugar or something in the sodas. I've know that since I was a kid and recently started noticing it being brought up on Holla Forums for some weird reason. The stores in my area sell the mexican soda which is a bit better than the regular kind. I tend to buy that one in the glass bottles as opposed to the ones from america which come in plastic.

also, yes, I have tilapia and other fish, bass, salmon.. I have more but I can't remember, also shrimp

is that all done in the custom CSS section?

didn't know you could make a chan look so fancy

No, I'm not sure CSS3 has that animation capability. it's done with a canvas, the exploding text I post sometimes in the webm's are as well done with javascript, loads sounds and turns the text into individual elements that can be thrown around on the screen.

yeah we use corn syrup because of government subsidies. sugar is more plentiful in mexico and also tastes better, partly cuz of the glass bottle.

Mmmm those are all good fish. You ever bread a tilapia in tortilla or dorito crumbs? tasty!

not sure what that is but cool

probably here too

every year they burn down the sugarcane fields, you should see the huge amounts of ash that come flying around. people typically stay inside the whole day while they burn the massive fields down and collect the canes.

also no I have not. sounds kind of gross tbh

canvas is a refrence to an HTML element by that name which allows you to paint or draw on the element using javascript. It's also what I use to render the ASCII yelllow fluttershy on the background of my theme. It's not actually text, it's a picture that's rendered line by line which looks like text.

developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/API/Canvas_API/Tutorial/Basic_animations#An_animated_solar_system

oooh yeah cane is tasty, I saw it growing in Louisiana while I was down there too. theres a sugar cane syrup you cant find anymore that i had to get some of for a recipe.

gross? nonsense. I mean you bread things in bread all the time, why not crispy tasty chips? its a good use for whats left in the bag.

so a bit like Oekaki then?

Yes, but for by javascript only.

neato.

oops forgot to close it….. just scribbles and eyeballs

yeah, you can do all kinds of neato stuff with it tbh

this is maximum autism, I think I'm gonna get a seizure!

do you get some slow down with the background? considering it's being drawn onscreen rather than just being an animated gif

trips for autisum

i think pony threads should be banned

lel

I think a gif that size would cause some serious lag. But yes, it does lag my browser, but very little which is hardly noticable unless you pay attention. You can see right in the webm, not much. there are 170 or so canvas elements being drawn, only 5-10 at a time in your browsers viewport so it barely has any negative effect. The rainbow names which are CSS animation case much more lag than the canvas elements being drawn.

I think your mom should have swallowed you.

Sure, that'll stop us!

w-what?

You read me.

Captcha is being a whore.

ikr

I use a captcha service to solve them and every once in a while it doesn't solve it correctly.. it's so annoying

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Try another board, it's not happening here.

Laptop is pretending it hasn't solved captcha. Somehow, phone is able to post despite being on the same IP.

they make such an articulate case though

TOPKEK

Is this wezdor? Wez told me over steam he can't post on Holla Forums because he gets perpetually bombarded by " The server took too long to submit your post. Your post was probably still submitted. If it wasn't, Holla Forums might be experiencing issues right now – please try your post again later" error messegas.. that sucks

3:58 PM - Wezdor: i still can't post

Oh well, nevermind than

the posts in that image sort of look like mine

its confusing having two flutterposters. you guys should fight to the death

Nope. Ruby. Forgot trip.

Anyways, what happens is, I try to post, and get told to do the dnsbls captcha thing. So I do it, and when I try to post again, it acts like another 24 hours have passed, and won't let me post.

how would that work? see who loves Fluttershy more?

heyyy

goddessoftheblackcoast.tumblr.com/image/143811781388

This picture looks nice but it seems the moon from which this perspective seems to originate is well within the gas giants Roche limit, the tidal forces exerted on the moon would produce enough heat energy to turn it into a moon similar to Jupiter's Io. There's no way things would ever be cold enough on that planet to freeze over, it would be volcanic and later torn apart to form more rings.

That seems like a good way to judge, yeah.

Ah, wez is suffering a similar fate, except he can do the captchas but the server responds with a rejected post error or soemthing.

because they are.

Ultimate cringe fest 2016? No way, count me out.

w-whyyy

well, I guess Reece is the new Flutter poster by default. You can still post flutterbat though. And if you dont, I'll filter you and scream until you get banned

… check your privilege

stop oppressing me!

Why not?

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Thrown out of home.
My grandparents are good people though and are homing me until km able to get my own place.

what the fuck

really?

Im guessing the "natsoc followed me home from school, can I keep him? I promise he'll stay on his leash" thing didnt go as well as you'd hoped?

does being thrown out of your home have anything to do with owning a snake and a ridiculous amount of pony paraphernalia?

Yeah
Dad got pissy about the laptop he broke, tried to get violent with me, called me a liar, tried to make out that me having a messy room definitely means it was already broken (like I'd keep a broken laptop plugged in, powered up on my bed) then told me I have 7 days to leave, and should be grateful he was giving me that long.
I was out in under 2 hours.
Need to collect my snake tomorrow, and my cards.

I'm sorry to hear that. sounds lame..

what the fuck

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no

Also, whoever saw me in that /furry/ thread, I was just shitposting.

one day you will, Solaire, never give up on your dreams

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I nearly killed this man 4/5 years ago, after he got violent towards my mother.
I should have finished the job.

t-that definitely wasn't me…

heyyy Raptor

also more of that plz

Figured you'd enjoy :P
I don't have anymore though, that's just what was posted in discord while I slept.

So, what's gucci myniggas?

you should just keep a distance..

test

I am at my grandparents skitty.
I am distant. But he will be there when I retrieve the snake tomorrow.
I have no doubt he will attempt to cause trouble.

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trying to help wezdor post on this site..

it's a good thing I re-wrote banbuster for this site

hello newfriend. is this your first time in bread? Welcome!

Skitty thanks!

how's it going, and yeah that was me in /furry/

was just looking around for some good threads and saw your webm so thought I might aswell say hey…

what does that do?

KILL ALL BRONIES

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How're you guys going :3 ?

yep I got that part. Is this your first time in bread? Welcome!

Yay

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Well, i can post again, thanks to skitty. So it's going kinda good!
Have an exam on friday, though, which i've yet to study for. We'll see how that goes.

yay

no porb~

It's a program I created some time ago for use on 4chan. It's task's are to mass obtain a large proxy list, then test those proxies on either 4chan or Holla Forums to see whether or not they'd work. It makes the job much easier, also make banevasion very trivial as you can simply click 7 proxies on the list to start using it right away.

welcome back! Skitty has done bread a great service!

I didn't type that

7 proxies

I'm well, just doing some online stuff

how about u?

Skittles is the best :3

What's it on?

Heya Blewby~

rofl the phrase "a_proxy" minus the underscore is word filtered

how obscure

howdy do, rapteroooo!

It's a meme

yeah, best mexican!

How so?

that sounds pretty handy

just the usual, haven't really done much today. how about you?

Reece! I'm back!

skitty helped bring you back to us!

Cool, hey I got a new GPU currently, I might be able to play ark online if you wanna give it a shot sometime?

Whatchya up to today?

Just woke up. seeing the dentist in a couple hours.
might get the rest of the week off from work depending on how that goes.

Well, yeah, but not like anyone really noticed i was gone :p

Still good to be back!

What GPU u got?

You meant 7 skeletons.

heyyy how's you tonight

everyone noticed. the whole time you were gone bread was just questions regarding where you were and why you werent here. it hasnt been this bad since Leader didnt post for a day or so

960 in this rig.
next rig will have a 1080

Doing better now that i can post again, not that it wasn't a good day before that. So, pretty good overall! You?

Hey, i was still lurking, you know :P apart from skitty accusing the occasion user of being me, it was business as usual

Why the 1080? The 960 is plenty good until at least the next generation!

oh? Awesome. If you're up for it, I'm totally down. I've always got time as you surely know.

we can join some unofficial server and retreat into the woods to build a house, recruit an army of raptors and stuff.

this

that's a great GPU, better than mine and I can run the game just fine

it was chaos and horror!

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he wants to play Crysis 1 with a reasonably stable 30 FPS

just looking for stuff to do tonight, might manage to sleep a leeetle bit earlier tonight

Well, at least you missed me

16chan.nl/b/thread/1245#1245
16chan is ready for you whenever you are.

youre a good tier pony. its always nice to see you around!

It's already 0.30 for me, so i'm way past trying to go sleep reasonably fast. Might as well >pic related

8ch is one foot in the grave and one foot migrating.

You make me blush!

hmmm I should do a class of 16 photo to commemorate our new funposters, put you and Solaire and Discord and Scotch in some kind of fun meemee

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I better be represented by best pony

sssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrre it is…

Cool, how about when I get back from the dentist.
Say about 3 hours?

It's ok, the 970 and 980 were far better, and the 1080 is twice as good again :3
I have the entirely new rig, I'm just waiting to put the 1080 in.
16 gig ddr4, 250 ssd + 1x 2tb hdd, i7 6700k

But I'll already be cuddling best pony.

i'd go there if the bread from here goes there.

pretty sure you can upload bigger files there which is cool, but the layout on that chan is still very messy

Don't start this again c:

Just wait for the next gen. Realistically, what game specifically didn't run well enough to be 'unplayable' for you on the current card?

I'm not going there.

Start what?

… you do realise that the 1080 is the next gen and that doom and the witcher 3 are the beginnings of the next gen games, right?

This.

sooo wuna?

and Tia

hmmm wonder who Scotch will want

A sexy alicorn pillow fight? Where is Chrysalis?

:(
If only gae were here

I just did some comparisons, your 960 is the same power class as my 7970 and this thing still runs everything perfectly. Just overclock it and wait for next gen, trust me. It will AGAIN be double the power and you'll just upgrade again then anyway

Duh

All of them are Chryssy

but who was phone?!

Gae's been here twice this week.

it was just a hunch

Wait, really!?!!?!???!?!
When?
How is he?
Is he coming again?

But who was pone!?

FTFY

Are you psychic? :o

he might be,. He seems good, he's been working out and stuff. I think he tends to show up around 7 hours from the time it is now.l

I've been called worse.

The same one I had before. It had fucked up so I gave it to a friend, they gave me another GPU to use, I just recently got it back, apparently it was just dirty or something. it's a gtx 570 goes like hell

yeah just hit me up whenever

Yo

True… I'll try be here, but I've work and stuff too :(

Sure, literally 150 minutes or so I'll hit you up :3

What's good?

Clean your PC, kids.

So, doing anything else besides posting old memes? And don't remind i have gym tommorow, i'm still sore from yesterday

I was awoken this morning by the lovely sound of a crow ramming into my window. Repeatedly.

naw I rarely do other than clop or troll Smug, but since hes dead and all thats no longer possible.

Are you a dashieposter? Who is your ponysona?

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TF you talking about BB? You're starting to freak me out over here…

what pony do you tend to post? I must know? Your waifu, or your ponysona. For instance, I post this.

Are you sure you're Blewberry? Because I think the real one would know

Hey scotch, remember that site you liked? I made my theme look a little like that place, I liked it too.

Is smug actually dead or is that just maymays?
And good way to spend your day, bud (y)

I have thick curtains to keep just that from occuring

It's Skitty's new bot, just play along

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That really Reloaded my Matrix

I suspected as much

I need to be thorough. I take my meme production very seriously.

I didnt poke his body with a stick or nothing, but I've heard hanging, and I think the world is the better for it.

What are you producing a meme out of?

nice dubs

It's a massive improvement over the last one

I just checked, he's still alive. Sorry to burst your bubble

im making one to welcome you and Wez and the two bestprincesses to bread

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I just post pics that I find interesting

post more sun fag

butts

well which pony is your favorite?

No, YOU post more sun

You're not going to address that Wezdor called you a bot?

Pls no, this thred is not for lewd

Post more moon fag

Reece pls

I approve of this meme!

lel

Praise it

It's not even good porn.

He's not programmed for self awareness just yet. Next patch, apparently

how did you check?

so do your trips!

ive been called worse kek

I don't remember BB posting with a tripcode either, but I can never keep track of that shit

You just mad that you don't like best princess

For whatever reason he is on my Snapchat. I asked him if he's ded. He's not.

Sure i do! You're just delusional about who best princess is

Both are good, Celestia is just better.

Do I sense a waifu war?

Last chance. Tell me which pony you want to represent you. Im plannin something kinda like this

probably a ghost. Post diapers at it and see if it gets mad. Ghosts cant get mad.

KK Flurminator

will do

You got it the other way around

How can it be a war when there is already a winner? (hint hint, it's Luna)

Dickbutt

Huh. Didnt think of that

does this mean that Fluttershy is also best princess now?

its important to always spam diapers at any suspected ghosts. for safety

Celestia didn't get banished to the moon.

It's simple, post as many pics as you can and the one with the most clearly has more dedication to their waifu/point and is therefore the winner. The looser gets told what all losers do: Lurk Moar

I won the last one, even converted some to my side.

She did tho

What? Did FS become a princess now in the actual show?

Is this from season 5 or 6?

5

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I need to start that soon.

Everyone is princess now!

I will keep that in mind, seems useful advice

That's just cheating, like using chemicals during war. You win, but you're a dick about it

I don't have nearly enough SFW Luna to win this!

I'm still on 3. Or 4. Don't remember

Shut your bitchass up, it's time for a princess waifu war, with me as a surprise entry

I finished 4 last week.

she's always been my princess…

but yeah she became an irl princess in episode 27 of Season 4.

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What, seriously? They are really going to make everyone a fucking princess now, aren't they

No season goes past 26 episodes

yeah her cottage is a literal castle now

>ＩＲＬ
>𝓘𝓡𝓛

Twilicorn is still better

das bullshit

Y-yeah. I knew that. Totally.

Jerk :p

Didn't you know ponies were real? You're missing out man!

Looks like I, have won by default. Lurk moar kid

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Why did you name your hand Celestia?

Saved it, nice one

I need to draw the line at tulpas

Intriguing, I must visit this Royal Land someday

thanks I… cropped it myself

Gotta go now guys, I'll be back soon

Skitty!
We'll hit ark in about 90 minutes or there abouts :3

I don't

Tulpafags are more autistic than me.

You were here to begin with?

Now that is saying something

so tired

see you soon Raptor

I meant, you totally saved the situation :P Silly you

Laters!

Sure you don't

In other news, i'm off to bed. Good night everyone!

Someone give me some pone I've never seen before

what more effects should I add to my theme…

I wish I did. Night.

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Is that some OC?

Nope. Just obscure pones I've saved over 3 years.

crotch tits are best tits

A deletion effect that sends it all to the trash can

Buy some

I plan on it, once I am ready.

night night!

turn it into a Fluttershy machine, replace everything with Fluttershy.

No.

And they're all mine now

no u

TOPKEK

Yes

All alone in the Holla Forumsread

youre never alone in bread, tiny friend. but if you are, post a longchickin

you have pony porno

Did you get the posts mixed?

I don't have the necessary images to combo!

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Damn it Reece, you threw off his groove

NO ONE LOVES YOU REECE GO DIE

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ARK Survival evolved should be based on a map like this, but with less water and the world being spherical, just a lot larger. It'd be sick

Hey Smokey

hey there

Can you triforce?

yep.

Can I see?

your longcat skills greatly exceed mine, I bow to your power, Leader!

what do i look like, an optometrist?

If I can't see it then as far as I can tell you can't

my favorite part of that pic is the timestamps. look how close they are together.

Waith you thaid you wath an orthodontitht!

Yay Reeths!

your lack of faith disturbs me.

look how creepy this 3d rendition of an old man looks…

No Reece, he shat on BB's nice combo

hey there

a masterfully performed longchickun indeed! if i could have spammed a little faster maybe i coulda beaten Reece

hola sqsqsqsq

how's it going?

Yay Reeths for c-c-combo breaker!!

Your lack of evidence encourages me

that was when i could autodump things on 4chan. pretty funny way to shitpost.

That be some strong assed power line!!!!!

haha those were good days!

ponies are light and fluffy

its gonig good I got a temp crown as right now? \and how about you?

You didn't even really have to put me under to fit those bracers ddid you?

You see the plot on that pink and yellow one. I dont think that qualifies as fluffffffY.

Kuul image, where did you get it?

behead those who insult flutterplot

dunno ive had it for years

yeah it takes a couple weeks for the final piece to come back from the lab. don't chew too hard on that plastic temp one.

i'm fine, just woke up from my after work nap.

fast and furious shitposting. we were fast, the mods were furious.

i'm so glad i never had to wear those things.

Solunar war leftovers I bet.

topkek./ yeah thats about it

flutter + best plot!

Me too. Brother had them and the best thing about them was he had great rubberband war ammo.

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chickun!!! These arrows does work!

how's you tonight

Reece, that is so unbelievably disrespectful. I am so ashamed of you right now.

facesittingg's soo hot

Teerble jus teerble. I learned the horbel trooth about my self today.

my adult teeth started to come in crooked, but the dentist pulled a bunch of baby teeth out that weren't loose yet. it was agonizing. still worth it.

i can't wait for the animated film based on the as of yet unwritten bread graphic novel.

Rated B for banned in all countries

All my teeth came in fine even wisdom teeth. So I look like I have way too many teeth.

Bad Reece! no camwhoring today as a punishment

Sadly Zach Snyder will direct. I think its going to focus a lot on your tragic backstory and theyre going to cut the part about the giant mod octopus monster

what! No giant Mad Octipi? What kinda madman would do that?

theres going to be a slow mo scene of the mod shooting smokey's mom though

Well as long as they do some matrixy stuff I guess its ok. They should have giant nekkid catgirl molesting towers in Paris though.

NO. you can't cut the mod octopus monster.
that's the picture's heart.

my wisdom teeth came in fine too.
i had them pulled anyway. fuck that shit.

freshly desecrated fluttershy just for you Blew

Yeah but do you want to be sitter or sittee?

well that just goes without saying

haha exactly!

SO MUCH CUTE

My mom wanted me to get them pulled but I thought it was cool back then. Oh well. I'm too used to them being in my mouth now to get rid of them.

Smokey, stupid question but, does it get lonely having people younger than you with such a different mindset posting in the thread?

oo, what trooth?

sittee. always, imma sub and a butt worshiper in every way!

The great thing about bread is that regardless of age, it attracts a similar sort of mindset. Nopony could feel lonely here

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I had braces before

I cant roll a joint to save my life. I'm lacking in important skills.

I guess I'm a bit of both because there are some people I would love to have on my face and some I would love to sit on.

i'm not even the oldest poster. there's actually a few of us in our 30's.

yeah, this. as soon as a saw these threads i knew these were my people. age is irrelevant.

Good! Good! Did they make you look cute nerdy!?

Dat ol debil Scotch!

its our promised land, away from raging mods, but with enough newfriends to keep us fed on buttmad

I can hardly see Smokey and Solaire discussing cars together

So you like all people in the thread?

i got a little chub just reading that tbh…guess where

Found perfect diagnostic tool for posters in this thread. Pic one of the images in pic.

I'm back!

ooooohhhhhh!

This hot dog smells like wet fur.

Hi

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Whyever not? Does Solaire not like cars? I sure dont

Dawwwwww

yay

Glomps raptor and does stuffs a propper squirrel shoulnt does.

socks are always cute on Fluttershyyyy. wish I had more pics

You needs to find gooder cars then Blew! This is car for you!

I was just giving examples of my perceived mindset, I could be wrong. It's just something you pick up on

hell yeah. i've been through a fair amount of shit with most of these guys. then there's the newer generation that i helped recruit. these threads have been around for half a decade, so of course i have my share of enemies too. they add their own flavor to the mix. keeps things interesting.

maybe

Kek
How's it going Rosey?

How are you two?

Heya blewbles!

Implying you're a propper squirrel~

How are you today Squirrely?

If is not a cute guy in fur suit just stay away from it then.

I would share fluttersocks, but you ruined my long chickun so youre on punishment. no fluttersocks for you!

I got my scootaped, Im fine. Thats a pretty though!

eh fair point, who knows

I bet they did!

looks like the car from sam and max.

Fine enough. Just got home from whatever. How are you?

Too late, I already inhaled it. Whoops.

I was woken by a raven crashing into my window, but I got a free $95 (unrelated)

I'm a quit improper squirrel thank you! Good. Had our pathfinder game last night and the silly minotaur finally realized my ratgirl was throwing herself at him when his RL wife mentioned it. I almost feel sorry for her sometimes.

I'm on a food break right now. Blewbie, tell me something about Hillary Clinton.

tfw he fell for my reverse psychology trick. he doesn't know that I'm secretly allergic to pony sock pics and posting said pics would be the worst punishment i could have tonight

That was a good car show. The even had RD's poni hauler.

Hey Ruby, how are you?

Halfway between exhausted and relaxed.

I just got back from the dentist.

Teeth are good :3

Are you sure htats unrelated?
it sounds highly related!

Hahaha, how did it end up?

Oooh! Scootapedseses!!

You can you can!

thats good to hear

neat

RUUUUBY

just okay. thought i'd manage to sleep earlier tonight. how are you?

she's a vicious lying evil witch who will do anything to get elected. never vote for her. Trump will be better.

well then, you must suffer. I dont want to be too harsh, but at least this way you'll learn not to interrupt a longchickun. this'll hurt me more than it hurts you.

Well since the ratgirl is actually smaller than his… um well turns out I'm just not gonna risk it even with magic.

Did you put your fursuit on just for me?

No

Busy day at Uni?

Certainly not!

*Tackle hugs you*

Your realistic opinions of Trump?

That's good news.
I gotta tell you the tooth though, dentists scare me.

Thas the first real sense you have made while talking politics.

Nope mine looks way wolfier.

Trump is a weirdo, but yeah hes at least amusing. Im not sure how his cult of personality, fascism, whatever you want to call it will play out, but it'll at least be fun to watch., Shillary is the anti fun

heh well Shillary is way too far right for me

She is too far right for me!

Busy day working.

Ah. So entertainment vs more creeping bullshit.

Like this?

Rose! I've missed you!

I think if pilgrims had fur suits, that would be what they look like

I missed you too aku. :3 what's good?

that one just makes me sad.

Yup :3

I'm good, just about to have lunch

Seriously!?
After all that?!?

what what?

Yeah, that's cool and all but the government isn't a tv show

If it makes you feel better apparently he was part Cherokee

pretty much. Shilly is just the usual corruption and vileness. Trump could be a lot worse or a lot better, who knows!

no neo-cons will ever tyrannize my squirrel pal!

Bernie or bust, nigga.

I have to wait until I'm a better wizard if I want to survive the experiance. At least now the idea is implanted in his mind.

Well I definitely didn't type out two responses because I didn't see the first if that's what you're implying

Then it's bust, but I sure as hell aren't voting for Shillary

I had my tooth fixxed today too

"Who were you expecting? The easter bunny?"

me neither. if she steals the nomination I'll vote Trump just to spite her

Yuo're going to tease him into doing whatever you want aren't you :P

Not at all!

Oh true, just a filling?

Hmm you know were I can find this "Easter" bunny?

Well I've teamed up with his wife so I think he doomed now.

Got a cleaning job, I've been sweating bullets for days and things are ok. WWI is very fresh on my brain.

yeah a temp crown as right now

Jesus

Yay!!!!!

Yeah, but it's hard to come to terms with voting for someone that mistakes an Al Qaeda attack for a convenience store

Oh, well that's all right because I was implying it for you Because it was the truth

its hard to vote for either of them

We hear that name called out a lot. Strange.

Haha, should be fun~

What is the truth, really?

I've seen Eldritch Horrors more fuckable than that

What have you been remembering, aku?

rararararary!!!

i really like those pics… wonders if there's some of Fluttershy

Well is a sergal so either of them will prolly eat you anyway.

some

Ditto

I accidentally typed two responses silly!

oops meant to reply to Raptor

with: i really like those pics… wonders if there's some of Fluttershy

Too late bwahahaha

cute

Not the trenches! The horrible trenches!

In all seriousness the origin of plastic surgery is grousome. Lots of WWI nightmare fuel. Out there, I really do wonder what it must of been like to experience that hell on earth.

Jesus, that reminds me of that creepy ass European birth festival

Yup!

Or was it fate?

seen, I don't have any, but Squirrely does!

there was that one dude on /b empire

My guess would be… Horrifying?

It was fate for you to be the cutest poster ever

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Anyway, what've you been up to?

I have to go get some dinner now, but I'll be back for you later…

creepy indeed

Not a lot. Just work really. Been getting out a lot more. How about you?

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That, is super fluffy kek

W… why?

Why is it only the ponies that get labeled super fluffy? We dragons can be "fluffy" too!

Staying in more actually. Trying desperately to get some miserable fuck I've gotten well acquainted with to snap out of his depression, which he only seems to throw off when he goes out for his kinky sex with girls he's met online.

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So why is he depressed when he isn't screwing random strangers.

was thinking that too. fluffy Flutters is best

Sciddie!

hello sir

How are you today?

Something about meds he was on when he was younger that took most of his emotion from him, a belief that he's a fat ugly man, general pessimism and a feeling that he has failed in life by squandering every opportunity given to him.

I saw Embers episode yesterday!

but dragons are scaley, not fluffy!

YOU'RE THE BEST!

Even the porcipine in this vidio looks fluffy!
youtube.com/watch?v=-PKNuZovuSw

Wasn't she just so darned cute. I wants more Ember episodes.

So he is pretty much like every other guy who got shafted by teachers who prefer zombies to kids.

Imagine trying to hug a porcupine… it'd be painful!

We'll get more, I'm willing to bet she was made the duchess of dragons for that exact reason.

I'm good. Just trying to get this stupid game to work.. ark survival evolved.. something happened to it.. sigh..

you?

I approve of AJ dressing like that!

Any luck?

It'd go well with your riding crop, wouldn't it?
That's why you like it so much~

RoseLuck?

youtube.com/watch?v=t0ac5AVosug

I haven't played the new fallout yet

Oh no, short hair girls, my weakness!
Yes please.

Do you have it?
youtube.com/watch?v=CrULwmbRYTY

cancerous ideas for 99cent mouspad pls

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Nope, unfortunately not

Pornography.

Ballroom is my favourite~

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If I could dance like that I would be a skary skary squirrel!
youtube.com/watch?v=v2ssbgThljU

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You should learn, then we could enter a dancing competition for a day when I visit america :P

no

maybe

*dies*

Now if there had been a sword involved!
youtube.com/watch?v=WUhhKELUxB0

What about this?

Sword involved?

geektyper.com/studio/

I used to date a belly dancer who used swords. She gave me a sword like the one she used for dancing with.
youtube.com/watch?v=K6U140S_x_o

Aww man!
I wanna date a belly dancer!

You should try playing twister with 4 of them. Is brutal brutal game!

Now THAT is a game I'd like to lose haha

I lost for sure!

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youtube.com/watch?v=lB2ckiy_qlQ

Did you get them to all fall on top of you?

They crushed me without mercy.

I'm sure you hated every second of it haha ~ :P

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Heading to work, have a good one everyone

I've played Twister with some pretty gross girls, it isn't just sunshine and rainbows

It was horrible horrible I tell you. One of them could bend over backwards touch her head on the ground and stand back up.

Have a good day at work.

stay safe

well they were all drunk and there was no AC in building so we may all have been a bit sweaty.

I mean ugly desperate girls caked in makeup acting horny because it's the only way anyone would consider fucking them. Makes me gag just thinking about it.

They never bother me its the halfway good looking ones who think that just because they had sex with you anything they do after should be ok.

t

youtube.com/watch?v=zGxL2uNr7bk

I sense you're thinking about someone in particular

several in particular unfortunately.

alcohol!

Care to elaborate?

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Speedman?

you!

Let's see if I can post now.

Nah

My, my, I'm exhausted.

School is killing me.

Naww not important enough to bother.
youtube.com/watch?v=aczUMs1GLa0

don't look like it.

ah, umm… chin up?
whatcha in for?

Ruby

think it's another day me of staying up all day…

haven't slept yet, don't feel tired, and have a pretty busy morning/afternoon today

Scotchy, how's it going?

Hey sexy~

I just made the most disgusting batch of brownies in my life but I'm still eating them. Have you had a chance to relax yet?

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Yo. My man. My mane man. How is you is?

youtube.com/watch?v=-zaSTehWRZ0

It's midnight and I am out of sync.

get back in sync

So you're not tired?

I'm waking up tired, not sleepy tired.

how's you Rubsies

wish I could have those kinds of dreams at night. i don't remember the last time I had a dream of me even being in the same room as someone

Yeah, I'm on my relaxation time now. Got to a stopping point for the day. Programmed for a total of about 7 hours today. Gonna do a similar amount of work tomorrow. Also have to do a write up for an assignment for another class, but right now, I really don't want to do more work.

I am well. How are you?

Heh, well you've come to the right place friend

Remembering dreams is relatively easy for me. I'm sure you dream every night, but your dreams have become such a routine, so similar to your average life, that you just file them away.

Interesting theory. The last dream I remember I was competing in a race with John Cena white water rafting before I was abandoned at a rock quarry and had to climb out vertically using just my hands

Nice trips

I've even caught on to my dreams that are just me doing daily shit, browsing the internet and going to work.

Have you ever had a series of themed dreams?

youtube.com/watch?v=xZbKHDPPrrc&index=4&list=RDApNRGiqxjK0

just organizing files on my laptop again, wondering what I should do for the next like… 6 hours. good that you're in a good mood

that's literally true… the last dream i had was just me on my laptop and in a pony Holla Forumsread… i have a really big fear that I'm going to somehow get myself doxxed, either by me drinking a lil too much and telling everyone exactly where I live and my full name or somehow sleep typing my dox info… that fear has played into my dreams a few times now tbh

Yes. I've returned to lands which I've dreamt of as a kid, only to see them changed as I grew. Having dreams that connect aren't uncommon either. A common theme with a lot of my dreams when I was young was a video game style theme, after it was over I would restart, dreaming over again, but trying to find a different outcome.

As I said in my previous post, I've caught onto those dreams of mine,

So I just put together this 80s retro animation for a program I'm making, it's the loading screen.

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Needs more 80s sunbutt

The most important dream of my life was in the form of a book, so I've had some pretty unorthodox styles myself

i used to keep a lil dream journal, that helped before. it helped me have like two dreams of ponies and Fluttershy and neither of them were very good. just weird

LMAO

if it's 80s futurist themed then yes

Oh yeah, I've had weird dream styles like that, I understand. People commonly dreamed in black and white when TV didn't have color.

I had a dream journal once. In it I had a night terror and some other dreams. My dad became a brony in one of those dreams.

justdoit.webm

No kidding! I have this series of dreams about roller coasters and me being in theme parks in general, so far I have had about fifty

Betty or Veronica?

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Inb4, you get your pc hacked by a massive faggot that doesn't watch the show.

lol. a dream i remember really clearly was where i found Fluttershy in my bed and she looked like she was either insanely stoned or had been drugged. and she didn't move at all…

all of a sudden a male friend of mine came into my bedroom and started pointing at Fluttershy telling me that I shouldn't like Fluttershy because she has "weird looking nipples".

for the rest of the dream me and the friend just argued about the nipples and Fluttershy just lay there.

so pretty weird.

Neither, Celestia is the true answer.

more flashes

I think you underestimate Skitty's power to not get hacked

For me nipples and ponies don't mix

SCOOOOOT

Good taste in wallpaper.

No crotchboobs! That is just wrong!!

That's what I'm saying!

they weren't even crotchtits tho. her nipples were where a human's would be

Moths are really chill about getting their picture taken.

If you get off to pone but don't into crotchtits you're doing it all wrong

fukkin trash

Ponies carry their children like humans. Imagine how hard it would be to feed your kids if you had crotchboobs.

Well then your brain was skirting the fact that you fed Flutters roofies and your friend was really trying to save you from becoming a rapist you vile rapist you!

Why would someone want to do that?

Also, I started watching the show lately. Mostly only the ones that have discord in them. I find that the shows without fluttershy or discord are boring and not worth my time really.

I'm probably going to replace it with an animated poly grid later.

I just hate that he doesn't watch the show, freaking poser, posting cute pics of muh waifu, drives me nuts.

crotchboobs are all wrong for the way ponies have been shown in the show. Baby ponies wouldn't need cribs and stuff if they were expected to feed from crotchboobs.

Dude, they look like testilce zits

I'm guy, so that's a little too close to home base

You don't watch the show?

*testicle zits

anyone notice socks hasn't been around for a good while?

did he died?

Rarity is freaking Fabulous, Applejack is like a family show but heart warming episodes, CMC episodes are cute, Pinkie is annoyingly fun Flutters and discord well they are my faves.

You need to rethink your life.

Imagine how she would have to hold a baby pony to feed her if she was equipt with crotchboobs. That is just wrong.

sowwies

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Rarist is a hubristic pompous bitch, applejack is annoying because I'm texan and that overly hick horse is like a thorn in my side, CMC is trash, it's fucking annoying, I can't elaborate enough on how fucking shit they are. CMC is for pedozoophiliacs. Pinkie is a fucking degenerate drug addicted diabetic whore. Fluttershy is cool, especially when it's a bat, dicord is awesome. everything else sucks.

i don't actually mind crotchboobs, they CAN be cute sometimes

no ponies were molested in the making of this image

I've watched a few episodes, I'm not quick to watch them when they air… I only recently started watching season 4-5 and am waiting for season 6 to get on netflix now

well almost no ponies

She would stand like a pone would with baby pone under her and baby pone would feed. Just like normal pone.

Good.

You see your'e implying all of these implications at me and quite frankly I find it disrespectful, watch your mouth

What I mean't by home base was my dick, because if I had crotch tits like in your example my kids would be sucking something close to my dick, and I can't deal with that

Wouldn't bother me but helpless baby ponies,cribs,all wraped up in blankets etc. A real baby pony can walk soon after birth the mama cannont hold it to her breast. Ponies in /mlp/ can and do hold babies like humans do. Baby ponies may have magic and stuff but still cannot walk. Crotch boobs are wrong for equestian ponies. besides boobies look better on chests silly.

HOW DARE YOU!
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Projecting much?
HOW DARE YOU!

Damn you an insufferable cunt.

ahhh! Ok.

I dunno, sounds like something a normie would do

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normies don't like crotchtits

That adjective fits him.

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right. butts are better tho!

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noice, more?

I-I'm not on there *sad Fluttershy face*

I'm fine being represented as 2nd best pony just so that Wezdor can get their wish of being represented by best pony.

normies pretending to be bronies like crotchboobs.

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That's pretty neato

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I thought you said you were here back in 15?

Youre Tia

Thanks!

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