The new queen of Holla Forums

Come on user. I'm gonna need you to roll up your sleeves and really get in there, today.

If you aren't going to do it, maybe this railing will.

Uh oh. It came out again. Think you could kiss it better?

kek

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Jim approves!

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A few pink socks in this thread

At least I know where I can store my potato for the winter!

dat smile…

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dat vein…

diddley

Like everyone else I put one sock on at a time.

Merry xmas sock!

Don't forget the taste test!

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I wondered where I left my sock…

Anyone need a beer coozie? She puts the cooz in coozie.

I could park a mini in that flesh garage

I could park my heart in there

We could both snuggle in there, maybe put a fridge in and have a few brews…

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That's more of a legwarmer than a sock, but still a healthy pink colour…

Don't touch me, faggot.

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wew

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Now that should be on display at a fancy museum

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It's like a bouquet of roses…

The response is "marriage".

Pink-sock chan aka Princess Prolapse would make a great waifu

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The flower blooms…

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Gotta put a ring on it!

Is that Quentin Tarantino?

In his breakthrough movie: Mutant Potatoes From Space

Wtf, why am I in this thread?

Oh god! Why am I having thoughts to suck on it!?

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fuck off cuckchan.

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NOBODY EXPECTS A PROLAPSE!!!!!

That is so hot a fire extinguisher will be needed to put it out!

kek - is that like that movie Backdraft?

kek

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don't think I'd stick my hose in this one, unless I was holding the morning piss of a night of drinking.

more top contenders. let's pick a new mascot for Holla Forums :p

my vote is for , but fire hydrant girl is a close runner up, hehe

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no nigga i want to bite really strong and try to cut it off

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