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Just wanted to ask, do you lads even watch the show anymore?

Well clearly you must be doing cardio

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That one is for the 'other' folder c;

Weightlifting. I can't cardio, bad lungs.
And to answer your other question, i last watched the show like 3 years ago.

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you have a "sort of lewd, but not really" folder? neat.

Shh, we don't talk about the lewd folders :o

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I don't know about you mang but I find putting heavy things up and down pretty fun.
Even then, you should enjoy it due to the hormones released by your body after a workout not cardio though, your body thinks you're dying while you do cardio IIRC

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Step it up

Also forgot to ask, why don't you watch the show anymore? It's still pretty fun

Yeah, but i've been felling like shit lately. Gym puts me in a much better mood, but i just don't enjoy it as much as i used to. Maybe i need to rewamp my routine

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what exactly does that mean

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Your "pony" folder contains anthro ponies. Disgusting.
And i'm not sure why i don't watch it anymore. I once stopped and never picked it up again. I even have the season i dropped it at downloaded fully.
Probably because it's too guilty pleasure.

Fluttershy's sex dungeon, duh.

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It's literally just one pic mang

Hey buddy I think you got the wrong thread, the webm thread's two blocks down

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is this your first day here?

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It's literally just one guy that always comes in here when they have nothing else to do, they never talk to anyone or anything and they'll just dump a fuckload of webm's and leave. Very strange. Probably not all there.

But why spam My Name is Earl? Aren't you supposed to spam shit things?

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No, is this your first day here?

earl does not suck?

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Quality webm.

Not quality webm-advertising.

Well he did just reply to me, so I guess he's in a good mood

Well, i liked earl. It's not the pinnacle of television writing, but it was cool to watch and wind down

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I had to go restock the pantry for the week. Anyone still alive?

I wonder how many people fell for the "Hotwheels is dead" the shills tried to push a few months back

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I'm dead. Solaire was right, you get to cuddle with the princesses if you die.

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That sucks, man.

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You know who else sucks? Twilight, that's who

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i explained it in the last bread but here's goes!

it's basically just a small-ish home office room. the room is going to be used… as an office/my little pony shrine. i haven't done much to the room yet, but a few months ago I got someone to paint the room as close as I could get to Fluttershy's fur colour. it's my little Fluttershy room!

I just have everything in my mlp section organized very basic like. pic related

Hey buddy, you got some more of webm related?

nah I got only that one, and only because I made it myself.

Good!

Yeah I thought I should make a folder for both my fave pony and my fave princess!

I spent like 5 hours reorganizing all my images so that each folder has a subfolder for webms or more specialized folders

Aww, that's a damn shame
He actually makes pretty good songs, can't find a big download for it though; guess I'll just keep on collecting

You understood their moonruns? I always assumed it was just spastic keyboard smashing where they attempted to submit their webm

Creeper soap.

That's pretty rude, pls no bully

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Oh God.. Remember that other day where we discussed whether or not fluttershy would be scared of you. They wouldn't, they'd be terrified. This is similar to enjoying Native America Indian culture so much that you paint the room brown to match their skin color, hang pictures of indians everywhere, small indian dolls and wolves. Imagine suddenly you started dating an Indian girl and introduced her to your room and explain why the walls are the color they are kek

nice. I really need to do something like that.

Ruuuby, how's it going

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Silly you, it's both the same pony :3

Organize your folders before they get to gigabytes range. Then you'll be too lazy to do it.

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Are the soaps made of jews? If not, that's quite the expensive soap.

Pony that poni

If it were made of jews it would've cost 6 million

Give me your prize cards, you lil shit. I'll shag ur nan, swer on me mum m8

Well… yellow is also my favourite colour so… that's the excuse that I could use when she asks why the room is the almost exact shade of her yellow fur. I'd be more worried if she saw my collection of the strands from her pink hair tbh.

rofl

Flutterslut a shy

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All goes well.

Hand crafted.

i want to know why their noses are so bitter and angry all the time.

Because they don't get laid enough?

it's perfect

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what was it, user?

Coming back from Ski to Sea now.

insta deleted

What even is Ski to Sea? I've never heard of that.

huh?

You just didn't reply to like 3 of my replies, thought you were overlooking them. Sorry

o sorry, wasn't really paying attention

What are you even doing there? Also, shouldn't you be getting summer vacations soon?

Blewberry blew it up.

LMFAO the word sencored is sensored

ce,nsored

It's fine, don't worry about it

An athletic event and festival that gets hosted every year in my city.

This coming week is dead week. The week after is finals. Then comes summer break.

Also, Ski to Sea is part of my city's identity a way.

Rave Pony

If someone takes my name (my mod account) it likely won't be me. It would likely be an Holla Forums nigger. Just thought I'd tell the last functional community left on Holla Forums. I'd recommend making a new board. This place is going to hell and dysnomia is fueling the fire.

so what are you upto?

I saw his dubs thread. It was weird cause he's a board volunteer.

Ah, i thought it was some sort of amusement park or resort.

Wut's going on?

Writing a report that i thought was due tomorrow but is actually in 1 hour. You?

c​e​n​s​o​r​e​d​?

Any chance you'll go away willingly?

First off dysnomia wants to allow unchecked spam for a week. Second off he reduced the board to 9 pages. He's intentionally trying to wash the board. Then he bans people for no reason whatsoever. He needs to kill himself tbh.

I'm on mobile, webms don't work for me so I can't even enjoy these.

Hiya Canon!

Why do you even bother asking that?

Who is Dysnomia? I don't follow any of this Holla Forums drama, sorry!

Dysnomia is the board owner. He's the one responsible for changing the board settings. He can pretty much do what ever the fuck he wants to this board.

Hiya Wez!!

how's it going?

I've also screencapped it so you guys can post it when (someone who isn't me). Attempts to nuke the board.

It's an iPhone 6 -_-

I thought that was HotWheels?

Writing report and when i'm done, another report. Fun times. You?

Weren't you guys just mod buddies a few days ago? ROFL

I was never a buddy with that faggot. The only thing I agreed with him on is to not having forced IDs. Anyway, I really hope someone like Lexee can take over as bo. Otherwise this place will fall I can guarantee it. This place already was crumbling as is, but now I think dysnomia is the final nail in Holla Forumss coffin.

Unfortunately. That's ok though

Like how much worse can it get?

Oh I know that feel well too often

I'm doin' good, just eating some dinner, and tomorrow begins my 2nd week of summer uni semester, lots to do for technology entrepreneurship class project, but I'll get by somehow

You're only starting your summer semester? We're about to finish ours.

Also, what happened to Reece? We miss you dude, come back!

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Nah, codemonkey, hotwheels, and jim only enforce global rules. It has nothing to do with local rules/moderation.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

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I'm here sorry, getting ready to take a bath is all

Ooooh, i thought that they owned the entire site and all the boards on it. So you're saying there is local ownership of boards? Why was this decision made?

Think of me~

Wow, so you got pretty much the entire summer months off then?

We used to have 2 summer semesters, but they decided to combine them into a slightly longer summer that lasts from May 23 to July 19(inc. finals)

you god damn wankers

Normally we'd get May 15th - September 30th off. If you had final exams to take, those were during that time.
But because i'm in my final year and finishing my diploma, we only finish mid june.

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oh shi-

Damn, you guys get till the end of September!
For me I get July 19th - August 28 off only and then the Fall semester begins!
also nice! what your major?

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I browse pony. Guess 3 times.

is dat sum Universe Sandbox I see there?

Gotta redownload that sometime, I do miss smashing planets n shit into each other

Well I do too but I wouldn't expect someone to guess my major at first guess with that info

so I'll take my 1st guess with CS

You're majoring in civil engineering, that's easy.

And while you did a good attempt, i'm actually in for electrical engineering.

just shooting moons at ireland

Haha yea easy cuz I already told it before :P

also Electrical was gonna be my 2nd guess!

Kek kEk keK

oh btw, I hear there's some flooding going on in Texas, hopefully nothing too close by?

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Sorry for no post, i was finishing up my report
Yeah, that's still on time, so fuck you

Nuh uh! I guessed it!

Pone. Pone.

all that stuff is about 550 miles north of me, quite far :P

It's been going on for a while, Huston has been getting flooded, Dallas and a few other places iirc

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haha "bomb defused" feeling, kind of get that with some assignments I gotta upload to Moodle here

sure ya did!

Yay glad to hear that!

yea the common headlines I hear from Texas is either a shooting or it being flooded

And now for the other report! Which is due in the morning and i don't really give a shit about, so i'll half ass it in like half an hour from now.
If i don't fall asleep before then, that is

I did! Why would i cheat? :3

Forgot pone

Is thread kill?

welp gotta get up early tomorrow so gonna get some sleeps, nighty all!

Good night m8! I think i'll head off too, noone else seems to be around anyway.

i'm heeere. just relaxing in the bath

Why are you posting from the bath?
Also, see

And more importantly, you've been in the bath for over an hour. Just how good is it :o

i usually use my laptop when i'm in the bath, i have a stool setup so I can just sit the laptop down and type. it's warm anyway, my showers are shorter

uhh sure

That's a recipe for disaster. I assumed you were on your phone (which come in waterproof versions), but laptop?

You're braver than i am, or you have way too much trust in that stool!

Why aren't I getting bored of this universe sandbox game? It's so fun, why are physics simulation games so fun?

Can I crawl in the bathtub with you and snuggle you?

Because you can blow shit up, what more do you want, skitty?

That pic is adorable

I've been experimenting with shooting very large stars through the orbits of planets to see how it'd effect the orbits… but the worst thing about it isn't the orbit alteration but the fucking heat that kills everything on earth.. I'm trying to come up with more apocalyptic scenarios to test on this.

nah it's safe, don't worry, only problem is condensation(?) that'll happen on the laptop's touchpad. so can't move the touched sometimes until i move it away

suure!

also why is Holla Forums all red?

She's a fairly cute pony :3

Because that's how the mods felt it should be today.

You're a silly filly, you know that? And what red? it's blue for me

This one is also great!

Have you tried launching you mum? :^)

Oh. Refreshing the page turns it into 4chan Holla Forums. Okay.

yeah, i don't like it

weird

Okay, it's 1.20 am, i ought to go sleep. Good night everyone!

Don't drown while i'm away

night night

pets u

hello other flutterposter!

heya

yay wuby

Drinking some bomb ass tea

hola Shiny!

aaaaand i'm out of the bath…. how is you blewberry?

Im great, are you all clean and fresh?

yeah everything's nice and fresh… kind of hungry now

hmmmm need to make a reecey snack

also, saving that image because cute

i don't think i have any non-cute pictures on this laptop

its hard to find not cute pictures of flutterpony

yup!

im gunna have me some tortillas and guacamole! whats your snack gunna be?

Hi blew, who you blew, lately?

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it's been…. a curry lol. I was pretty hungry, still finishing it off right now

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Nobody, but I made Smuglord kill himself, so that was nice.

ooooh curry is good, my favorite was always mattar paneer

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Confirmed?

rumor has it they found him wearing nothing but the noose and a diaper. but you didnt hear it from me.

Now she's just like one of my animes!

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GoT in 30 mims

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Fuck yes the high sparrow is gunna get swordraped in his self righteous ass

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Im so glad its a Kings Landing episode, cant wait to see it!

Why do you guys like horses?

if it werent for horses, what would i fuck?

because cute and sweet

there was nothing wrong with my car except the wheel was about to fall off.

i don't. they'll bite the fuck out of you.

wheels fallin off aint a big deal, ya still got 3 more

i'll be just like dr dre.
hit the three wheel action.

well youve got da chronic part down already

actual horses fucking suck and they're fucking retarded

that's very true.
very very true.

also they have creepy fucking eyes, the pupils are irregular and look like torn holes in paper

what are you up to this fine sunday night?

just got back from arby's.
so i guess at some point i'll be sitting on the toilet.
other than that it's wide open.

I'm starting to suspect there is definitely no extra terrestrial life anywhere at all, I think we're the only ones.

How do I know this? I'm confident. Confident because after trying to make habitable planets around other stars that aren't like our sun, something always fucking kills everything, either its UV rays, the color of the fucking light, if the planet isn't wobbling just right to freeze both polar regions the whole climate goes to fucking shit and destroys everything.. the fuck is wrong with planets?? seems like earth was just lucky enough to have every aspect of its orbit, rotation and tilt to be exactly perfect for shit not to fuck up and kill everything.. and if shit's eliptical everything is even WORSE

ah, truly the arch shitposter of the fast food world!

oh pls dont delete our bread, if that happened we'd never recover. No one ever thought to delete our thread before!

i mostly just needed to drive someplace far away so i could see if the wheel fell off again. the arby's was just a spur of the moment thing.

I'll say this for them, at least they have bloody horseradish sauce for their roast beef unlike fucking subway

i like arby's sauce.
the sandwich is just a sauce delivery vector.

haha there ya go!

you aren't shadowbanned.
we can see your posts. he probably temp banned you because you spam that thing constantly. why not hang out in here with us? we have no intention of leaving this thread.

Actually, I am.
If you refresh the page, you can see he clicked D+ AGAIN.
If no posting is allowed, then that's a shadowban. He's trying climate control.
It doesn't matter if I use this thread or not.
I could be sly and use a different proxy so he couldn't see it as me, but he might catch that too.

That's it, this is fucking annoying. I'm changing my IP, because I'm on his blacklist.

i'm just saying, i see your posts, so that's not a shadowban. a shadowban is when you can post, but only you see it.

hai gais im mr. carrot face please don't tell big bully d. though, I don't want the d plus

I'll post with ponies to be less obvious to him

4chan colors!

Hi thread. Whats up tonight?

Fucking shitty.
The mods here are now not allowing everything they don't like.
I had to switch internal protocol addresses to escape his dictatorship.

just hanging out.

The stupidity and drama on this board is off the charts as of lately.

This is a bust. Stick 'em up!

Just got home. Planning to do the same now.

What now Skitty?

Eek! I din do it!

Oh no, not again. My boss is going to kill me!

Hi

Hi

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hey rose

hello

i've seen you post that fox thing on Holla Forums for weeks now. you probably just pissed the mods off by doing that. there's a reason we stay in one thread. a few reasons actually, but mainly because in the beginning we made a deal with the original board owner to do that.

howdy

Hay.

Hey Kan. What's good?

Hey there. Dont think I've met you before.

Wait! What if I did do it?

just counting down the day to get my parts and i'm good

how about you?

I'm just :^) but I'm trying to escape Dysnomia's wrath of the "shadowban"

I have to spoiler my images so he doesn't see my as the Banifag

I go to other threads all the time. Don't post pony in them though.

Standard procedure then. I shoot you, and if you die, you're guilty.

Fucking loony toons.
This soup is pretty good though.

and that's perfectly fine to do.

How old are you?

Ok but we have to use waterguns.

hows it going?

Or I can toss you in the paddy wagon and let the judge decide.

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Do you have some IM service btw? Even Tox would do.

In with all the other suspects! Hmmmm akay!

i'm good, just spent the day working on my cars. how are you?

I'm sure you'll be fine as long as you're white, and/or female.

well crap

What are you getting busted for?

I dunno you never said.

Damn, I was sure reverse psychology would work.

hah

hey guys

Hi Blew

You are cunning, I'll give ya that.

Howdy blew, how are yew?

hello sqsqsq

im great! hows you? its been a while

I was undercover the whole time!

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me too!

I'm fine. Been getting out of the house a lot more.
I don't think I'd classify as a 'shut in' anymore, which is nice. Actually making the friends.

How have things been around here?

(checked)
Like, a blanket? Is it a cool blanket?

Ooh sneaky!

i'm good and i'm wanting more pork rinds

i like salt and vinegar pork rinds.

We have the bestest blankets

that can be fun, good on you!

pretty goodf. Smuglord killed himself cuz I spammed too much diaper pony at him, so thats neat!

thats me, mr sneaky guy

They make salt and vinegar pork rinds? All I ever see is spicy and plain.

I don't have any but the one I've had since I was a kid.

Truly?

they make BBQ flavor ones too

yep. maybe it's only marketed in the black parts of the country.

Those are the best kind.

probably, yeah!

Well darn it!

All right, who here knows the most about coding?

You are very proud of your troll venture aren't you.

That picture needs to be purged.
It's in good shape, no holes or nothin.

Never liked him anywho.

You were the old Roseluck poster I take it?

Never gonna be purgeded!

ruby does
or noko

Sir yes sir! I dunno if first, but I am the most recent.

I'm cringing so hard rn. Jesus fuck.

Also where is Skitty?

Its taken months of hard work and ban evasion but I finally killed Smuglord. I'm quite proud. I might have some of those screencaps framed = )

haha good stufd!

Draw new ones then.

He was the dude who posted the fat guy from Steven universe, right? The guy with the diaper fetish.

skitty is aedifex

yep thats him. the guy who kept wanting me to post diaper pone

yep thats him

I will in a while, I'm kinda in something right now.

Yeah, Frick that guy to heck.

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But I need someone who's half competent in code, and I need them now!

Yeah I took care of that.

Yay Reeceposts!

rustle ya up a skitty then!

Hey

Rustling up Ruby would be a step up from that… Ruby, if you're here I need you

Wait, why do you ask? Have these people been defaming me behind my back?

I doubt he did an hero though. He'll be back.

yay

Nah, everyone just misses you so much. By the way, hi, I'm Scotchmalla, but you can call me Scotch, it's a pleasure to meet you

What did you want to know?

actually go find ruby in that case

whats it like being bread's cutest boy? the world wants to know!

Rumor has it if you post nudes it summons him.

Im pretty sure it happened, I heard he was wearing nothing but a diaper and a noose when they found him.

How do you want it? Au naturel I assume.

Awhh :333
Nice to meet you.

Sad. That's how I want to go.

Up to you. Your the one who has to draw it.

No, Skitty stay! I didn't mean to insult your coding skill

I'm gonna summon the fuck out of Ruby with this pic

I can't be trusted on my own. You can ask anyone I share with how many tiddy fill up my notebooks.

To bad he put them on reversed diaper where noose should go etc.

oooh! Just remember the shirt stays on.

i wish! :3

Oh Reece! He so fine! He so fine he blows my mind! Oh Reece!

Got it.

topkek

sure ya are. i'd vote for ya

kek

dude I'm playing, whatever you're looking for, who you want to talk to probably depends on the language related to your question

How about a general? I know knowing code isn't synonymous for understanding how the internet works, but you just need to give it a shot!

that picture lmfao

I'm not sure I understand what you're getting at.

glad you likey!

Why don't you just explain what you want to know.

looks like a horribly mutated neon shrimp

yeah that one was pretty weird

It all makes sense now!

Okay, I'm just going to cut the hyperbola's because that was just to get your attention. So I was looking up iceberg GODels and came across a certain pic that led me to this mysterious site, lab.serotoninphobia.info, which is rumored to have obscure stuff. This site is obviously made by someone well versed in code, made to be mysterious. When you try to look up the FYI page some javascript comes up saying something along the lines of "I'm in your computer now" Obviously made to be an intimidation but I doubt it's true. Anyways, the real question I'm trying to get at is, how much damage could this site do to a computer just by accessing it?

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I was actually summoned by the presence of Rose in Holla Forumsread.

HEY BUDDY! You keeping well?

*big smooch*
Just finished fixing a small problem in my algorithm. I think I have things working now!

So what's your input on the situation? I think it killed everyone else

More or less. Just stopping in for a while, maybe longer. How's you?

Opening that link makes me feel like I just landed right back at 1998. I'm curious, what about this site makes you think they are a phenomenal webmaster? Is it the spooky JavaScript alert message or the tacky 90s CSS?

I think the most damage likely to come from surfing that site is mental. Realistically, the site isn't going to do anything, it feels like one of those obscure puzzle/maze sites made by a channer, I don't know what the flash is doing, I'm not going to let that run on my PC. If you aren't using some retarded old version of firefox you should be good.

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yayyy, so does that mean you won't be as stressed this week?

It slows my internet speed to a snails pace.

So if this creature masterbaits is it incest?

That reminds me.
Where the Hell is raptor?

How about the fact that I can't seem to get to the website's source code without more javascript? Plus I can't imagine just any shmuck who knows HTML can make the visuals, I mean, just look at the title of the tab (if there is a specific name for it I don't know it)

His pc died

Darn, I'll have to catch him some other time then.

He posted on his phone saying he should have a comp by wed.

I got in to the code, I'm gonna dig around for anything interesting

Much appreciation. I'm marking it on my calender now.

Do you still have all of your Roseluck folder?

I'M BACK!

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I do indeed. Not willing to share though, it's all mostly derpibooru uploads anywhosies.

We were just talking about you!

heyyy, how have you been?

Speak of the devil and he shall appear :P

Ok.
I've just spent over a grand this week so far.
going to spend more before it's over.
another 1200 if all goes as planned.

new computer, flying lessons, and other stuff.

How're you all?

Hmm, I had javascript disabled when I visited it..

You're right, when I had javascript disabled I never saw the canvas stuff they had going on, it's pretty good which leads me to believe it's just a puzzle/game site to play with when you're bored..

Just hit f12… you don't need javascript to see it.

you mean the iterating titlebar text? It's fairly east to do that, you just never see that anywhere else because it's annoying and gives the impression your website was made by a 12yo

I'm beginning to tear the site apart piece by piece

Haha, yeah. :3
You're going to flying school? :o

rofl fukin killem

yay!!!! You fix old comp?

What situation?

Doing pretty damn well. Almost done with the school year, but still have some projects to work through.

I've got compiler code generation to do. I'll still have some stress, although less to do with this current problem. And if my professor comes back to me and verifies a particular solution is correct, I'm pretty much guaranteed a B on this assignment even if I don't answer these two short answer questions.

Yup!
Going back more like.
I'm going solo 'hopefully' next week.
I'm really banking on it.

Yeah, I'm using it currently while I pay off the new rig I built.
then this pc is going to my father and I'll use the new one :3
How are you Squirrely? Missed you

I'm just trying to find what effects they used more than anything

see:

fuck off

great!

Skitty!

Hehh, I know how that be. Whatcha got?

Y'know I got a thing for fly boys. :3
Glad to hear it though, that's pretty bad ass, whatcha gonna fly there?

Got back from my brothers earlier. Glad to be home. So you getting one of those new 1080's?

Ok, so I looked at the picture this time and now I realize that picture is literally click bait of the highest order

yeah the glitch effect is pretty neat

lab.serotoninphobia.info/scripts/frlever.js

That;s likely the script responsible for that canvas effect

FUUUUUUUUU
WHY IS THE HIGH SPARROW STILL ALIVE?????????????

fuck off

What about flyboys with a golden voice~
haha

How was your brothers?

Hell yeah I'm getting one!
They're in store now!
I just… have to save for it… haha.

gonna need you to be more specific

No.

I dunno. Haven't met one.

… there we go again. Ponies using computers always gets me going for some reason.

Lies and slander!

Not bad havent been out to see him since I talked him into helping me go find wolves. He bought me pear flavored apple cider.

Has anyone seen Skitty lately?

heya Rap

You just replied to him.

hey

what about other critters?

It's good to see you though. You're one reason I'm here. You and skitty, who will remain anonymous.

what?… that's aedifex…

glad to see you back on here

Exactly.

I care about the other critters too of course D:

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hey hey

Blew ♥

Thanks.
How have you been since last we spoke?

Hmmm today is my day for multiheaded critters.

Blewberry.

I think yesterday on stream. not really sure

Cool, sounds like you had fun :3
I dunno if I'll ever see my Famicomily when I move out…. as sad as that is…

Hey guys :3

I'm glad you haven't quit permanently Rosey.
This place is better for having you here :3

I'm sorry guys…. I have to go now though…. I'll be back on in like, 6 - 7 hours.
I'm glad you're all ok.

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Hello.

So are you new here? Someone told me they thought you were blewberry for whatever reason.

How much damage could a site do to a computer just by allowing it the ability to run Javascript? Well, it would depend on what browser you are using and what version you are using. Likely, it couldn't do much harm (maybe crash your browser), but if there's a bad enough vulnerability, it could do a return to libc and start spawning off processes, deleting files, encrypting shit, etc…

And how are you, Reece?

Algorithms assignment
Compilers assignment
Compilers final
Algorithms assignment
Summer break.

The lack of Steven Universe images is very pleasant.

^^'
Yeah I'm new, I started coming here regularly about a week or two ago.
Hello newfriend :3

Have you made it to the DMV yet?

Maybe Friday. I remember it being during working.

❤️ thanks raspy.

You're free, I deleted my vinyl scratch folder. :/

Eugh.

Smuglord probably. He thought everyone was me. He was getting really paranoid right before he died.

Ive taken the fight to /sug and begun posting diaperpron there to teach them not to send anymore of their kind

Or rappy even. Damn autocorrect

yeah, it was probably smuglord. I went into the Discord and tried talking to him. He seemed very… agitated towards me. So I posted a picture of rainbow dash in a diaper then he blocked me.

laters

As always, you are fighting the good fight.
You have my blessing.

right before he hung himself he was seeing me around every corner, plotting to reveal his diaper fetish. Its kinda sad really. Sorry you got caught up in all that crazyness

The way you worded that makes it sound as though the site is likely the site itself is malicious, it's not and the likely hood that any zero day exploits are going to be executed from a hacky looking website are extremely slim, zero day exploits are very valuable and it would be blatantly stupid of someone to use them on a fucking website like that. Jesus Christ.

I had to disable autoincorrect.

I'm sure he's still alive.
in some form, manner… somehow

wait, actually, I take that back, I miss read what you said on this shitty fucking laptop lol, the screen is small and I saw "could" instead of couldn't. You're right, the worst it could do is make your browser slow or crash the tab (or the entire browser if using firefox).

Oh, really? What brought you hear?

yeah it was friday

Im going to go on Tuesday around 4, planned it out to make sure I dont have to wait in line like some dumb nigger at KFC

It makes some things correcter. It has a use.

Alright, cool.

Idk. I came in to threaten/flirt with Skittish cause of his Flutteryshy pictures and nobody threw me out so I stayed.

we dont ban people here, least of all for skitty flirting. hes so dreamy, after all!

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the dreamiest

i want his cummies

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Aw fuck. Gotta go. See you all laterish.

have a good one♥

i wish he would put his skitty in my bitty

lel

I want to have his buttbabies ♥

also RK said he'd send me a picture of him in rainbow leggings with his dick out. still waiting for that

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The best part is that he doesn't know it's you.

The worst it could LIKELY do is slow the browser or crash the tab.

The worst it could do is return to libc/return to user and hijack the entire fucking process. Like so:

1. Javascript code exploits some buffer overflow in Firefox/Chrome
2. Placed onto the user stack is a string, a pointer to that string, and finally, a pointer to the system() function in libc.
3. The old return address is corrupted with the address of system()
4. The system() function takes its string argument and launches a shell to execute it
5. The shell executes some code to download malware, and then launch it as a background process
6. This all happens in the background almost instantaneously, and now you have cryptolocker.

But this isn't exactly easy shit, and it isn't likely someone is going to do this, and then tell you "btw I'm in your computer". No, they'd rather not tell you, and then let you find out several hours later "btw, all your files are encrypted, gibs money."

See ya later, Rosie.

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tfw no gaeburn :

………..
this anonymous has been posting nothing but fluttershy…

why are you hiding skitty?!

👌, I'll just pretend like I know any of that because you probably don't have the patience to answer all of my questions

👌

Now THAT is annoying, the person whose running the board should pay for that

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looking for something to do to keep myself awake, i have a busy-ish morning from about 10am onwards and I don't want to risk sleeping through it.

Want to hang on rabb.it?

Hey Solaire, I'm back, but just for a serious issue

maybe set a loud alarm clock?

What? Why would you be gone? What's the serious issue?

oh speaking of I have a pic of me in something rainbow! im the boy, not the grill

IS THAT YOU????????????

First off, that's implying it's easy to "just find an buffer overflow" exploit using javascript.

Second off you literally just summarized what the FBI used to obtain the IP addresses of lolicons on some tor websites a year back and that is an unrealistic way to exploit someone right now. It would be 10x easier to write code that tries to change DNS settings on someones router than to find an exploit that maps opcodes to an executable area in memory. If you could find that in chrome you would make a fuckload of money real fast with google.

oh cool you're here. sure! are you on season 5 yet?

tried that yesterday, didnt work

ped0's

apparently that is word filtered now

I have to write up a series of reports in the land of IRL. We've been here diagnosing problems with a sketchy site

Finished season 4 yesterday, haven't started 5 yet.
rabb.it/AnHeroOnCam

Rainbow Dash is a true American.

I'm not hiding. I'm right here.

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was meant for

kms

oh god diapers >.<
I don't see the attraction but I also don't see why people like to see feet so whatever :D

hey scotch, can you manage to join the stream just now?

Do you sleep through alarms?

Really? Because I wrote in my post:

It was an unrealistic way to exploit someone back then too. But I'm not talking about what's likely, I'm talking about what is theoretically possible.

That's not how return to libc works. Return to libc corrupts a non-executable user stack. In x86 assembly, when you execute a call instruction, you push the address of the next instruction on top of the stack, and when you execute a ret instruction, you pop the top of the stack into the instruction pointer register. Here, we aren't shoving a bunch of opcodes into exeuctable memory. Instead we just changing what function we are returning to. The function in question is system(const char *command), and if your application is dynamically linked against libc, then the function is somewhere in its virtual address space.

oh alright since youre a good sport let me dig out my Dashie socks

depends… the less sleep i get the more likely I am to sleep through my alarm… orrrr just slap the alarm off and collapse back into my pillow

Bedtime for me. Night all.

Since you're here Ruby, could you clear up whether you can get a virus from images, specifically by hiding executable files as a hidden package within the file?

nite

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If file ends in .jpg.exe, it's probably a virus.

As for whether an image could contain some exploit code… possibly? Much more unlikely than browser exploit, I'd say. libjpg and libpng are pretty fucking rock solid. If someone found a vuln in them, we'd have a problem as big as, if not bigger than Heartbleed.

I see. Well best of luck in staying up I guess.

That's kinda worrisome since the ILOVEYOU virus relied on Windows hiding file extensions like that…

GAGAGAGAGAGGAGGAGAGAGAGAGGAGGAGAAAAEEEEEEEE!

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Well, the thing about Windows these days, is if you just run a random .exe you found on the Internet, it's going to ask you, "hey, this is a random application you found on the Internet. Are you sure you want to run it?" So that problem isn't really as big anymore… although I still think that people who hide file extensions are retarded.

Also, your browser isn't going to have the same problem. If it gets told some file is a .jpg, and it's actually an .exe, libjpg isn't going to run CreateProcess, it's going to probably return an error to the browser, which will in turn toss up some stock image for "I can't display this"

May I camwhore for you, Lord Gaeburn?

Computer just went full-on autism GODe.

why no name tho babe?

Thanks Ruby! I reeeally appreciate you

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yeaaaaaaaaah….i'm gonna die

btw they funny wordfilters m0d to GOD
ugh.

GODS = GODS

I'm really hating dominoes…

bring back kikewheels.

hotwheels

I will not call you dominoes
I will now call you dysentery.
jesus fucking christ.

THE PEOPLE'S CHAMPIONS
THE PEOPLE'S CHAMPIONS
THE PEOPLE'S CHAMPIONS
THE PEOPLE'S CHAMPIONS
THE PEOPLE'S CHAMPIONS

one second let me camwhore for gaeburn first

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boo who?

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if you have a buffer overflow anywhere in javascript, that would be one thing. Trying to use that to map another functions address to an innocent functions address would be a challenge.

how would you know where the address to system is? the functionality isn't there with javascript, and if you were to get it, how would you put the shell string in memory to call that function with using javascript?

You're not going to do a return to libc with javascript you cunt

Excellent.

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oh dear

Do you want my computer to die?

rainbow leggings

Fuck off.

sorry m8, that one was just for Gae

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wewberry.
looks like its gonna blow

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where have you been all my life

How have you been? I missed you a bunch!

its a special occasion! Gaeburn's here!

that lunchbox is all Im wearing down there *winks*

Because if I post with my name, I'm afraid someone might ask me how I am doing or try to start a conversation. I hate those.

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This also applies to Ruby

literally the reason i went user right there

Working my job and doing weight training whenever I have free time.
I'm really big and hairy now.
I kind of miss being skinny and smooth abut can't complain.

I'm sorry. Earlier I had the name Anonymous set to a filter cause that spamming asshole.
I never woulda seen you. I'll leave you be if you want ♥

I like you Skitty, but I wont converse with you if you dont want.,

Damn, conversations in a Holla Forumsread? That's fucking disgusting

Same application run on same platform will map same functions to same virtual addresses. If you are targeting, say, Firefox 38-45 on Windows, and your Javascript code can judge from the user agent that yes, this is a vulnerable browser, you can generate an exploit string that uses virtual address literals that you've precomputed on another machine that has the same browser installed.

As already mentioned, with a buffer overflow. You corrupt a buffer of memory, and in doing so, overwrite the return address sitting on the stack.

I could never really shave because I'm just too hairy and can't be bothered keeping on top of it.
I would need to shave every day. I already spend a ton on razors just to stop growing a beard, let alone my chest, arms, legs and Crotch as well.

eh just more to snuggle with I spose. Hows work goin? Did you find a lucky new boy to lewd with?

Work is going well, nothing really interesting about it at the moment. Nope, I'm single at the moment. Had a few people try and come onto me but wasn't really interested in any of them.

im actually kinda with a grill, might be a thing, im not sure. glad to hear youre holding out for the perfect boy. Reece is pretty cute, you should give him a poke next time he's in bread

Funny you should mention that…

whatcha mean?

As long as she makes you happy. Anyway, I have to go now.
Nice catching up

likewise, anypony you want me to say hi to for you?

Solaire is trying to wake Reece up in the stream right now with the most ear piercing music he can find, he should be up any minute now!

Ruby is doing that thing where he will bring up intimidating words laymen don't understand like x86 and assembler, push pop and all the functions in between. There is no fucking assembly code in a programs memory space, assembly is the human readable version of machine code/opcode. The example he used is an exploit that is only practical when you have access to the machine itself on which your target program is running, you're not going to pull off a blind return to libc attack remotely using javascript and virtual address literals.

If you can exploit a buffer overflow to execute code that maps function memory addresses, why the fuck are you going to bother pulling off a return to libc?

This would be like running a marathon and leaving your competitors 200 yards behind while you reach the finish line, then taking a moment to build a sand castle by the finish line while your competitors catch up, then dash through the sand castle and the finish line once they're close to you. It's a shitty example of what could potentially be done if you visit a website, you are literally fear mongering using shitty examples that sound horrifying and plausible but are grotesquely unlikely and counter productive but sound intricate and nefarious.

There you go again, saying one of those statements that sound like you know what you're talking about but it's actually bullshit, you aren't going to do what a debugger does using javascript. You aren't going to turn your browsers javascript interpreter into a debuger, you want to get it to execute arbitrary code, and if you want to do a return to libc attack, you need to execute arbitrary code.

agh dont wake Reece, he needs his sleep. Hes a growing boy!

Yeah, how old is he again?

not sure really. i think 19?

rate my planet c:

Not girthy enough.

goodnight pony friends, Im off to bed. Tonight was a good night!

Goddammit Skitty, I am not talking about turning the browser into a fucking debugger. Let me break shit down for you.

When your OS loads a PE/ELF file up into memory, it's going to load all of its procedures up into some preferred memory location, and it's going to pull in a bunch of shared libraries, such as libc (or maybe Kernel32.dll on Windows), and put them into some executable memory location as well. The location of those memory addresses is going to be the same on every computer that application is run on. Why? Because when I say call 0x12345678, I want to make sure it's calling some function foo() no matter what. That's why in your executable image your symbol table information is mapping names to fucking addresses.

Now, say I run your browser on my computer and extract some information about where system() or CreateProcess() or execvp() or whatnot is located in the process' virtual address space. Because the application is the same on both of our computers, it's going to get mapped to the same virtual address on both of our computers.

At this point, we are going to assume that the browser is vulnerable. There is a buffer overflow exploit that will allow me to corrupt the stack. I call some Javascript function with some string, and when the string is loaded into memory, it is loaded into addresses past the buffer it was supposed to be stored in. Among the memory addresses that get corrupted with this string is the saved return address of the C function that is a part of your browser that is supposed to be processing this. When the function returns, it pops the return address onto the instruction pointer, and instead of going to some part of the browser's normal routines, it instead returns into a part of libc

We are not running arbitrary assembly code. We are just corrupting memory.

God I love you

I have to go to bed now, goodnight all

Ruby when I said "you're not going to pull off a blind return to libc attack remotely using javascript and virtual address literals." it is an extension of my argument that it is fucking RETARDED to do any of this, I know this is all a theoretical example of a worst case event taking place from simply rendering a website in your browser, but it is a fucking terrible example. Noone is going to throw up a website that's going to turn your browser into a rotted shell that gives them 💯% free roam on your computer to do whatever the fuck they want because they libc'd you in the asshole. If anything at all the most likely thing that can happen to you is get your DNS settings changed (much easier and practical) and take advantage of a CSRF exploit like the retarded one I did to Holla Forums archive.imagesync.org/Holla Forums/b/thread/753935#p759302

there's so many other things would could do but using a computer science entry level exploit tutorial to remotely destroy the lives of unsuspecting internet users is a very unlikely thing to happen

fuck you, celestia

fuck you right in the horn

m-me too?

Right, again, I already established from the beginning that this is only a theoretical of the worst case scenario, and extremely unlikely. What are you trying to argue?

It's a fucking retarded example.

He asked what the worst that could happen was, not what the most likely to happen was. I answered by providing a theoretical means by which maximal damage could be caused. Anything less would cease to satisfy the property of "worst".

Don't mind skitty.
He just gets really insecure sometimes when people use big words and talk about things he doesn't understand

Skitty, you're a talented programmer and a smart guy in general, of course I love you too

I can come up with a theoretical means by which someone could execute an operation that splits an atom in your CPU and turns it into a nuclear bomb that's how fucking retarded your theory is.

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I just hate to see the two of you fight

Explain. None of the elements inside a CPU are fissible like U-235 or Pu-239, and even if a few are, there aren't enough to reach critical mass. Please, delve into great detail how you plan to fission silicon, because it might just be the newest revolution in obtaining cheap, clean energy. Be warned, however, that in releasing this information to the public, you may risk getting killed by the Saudis.

You think this is fighting? I can't stop laughing, not sure what Ruby's doing on his side.

I suspect that int main (){ cout

Vegging, getting ready to sleep.

Ruby, just give me a sign, I need confirmation!

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Son I am dissapoint

ayy, why don't you go be a white night somewhere else eh? fucking faggot, first off you don't even know what's going on, second off, ur a lil bitch

I can only picture SYNC or Iza making this post since this is literally a steam meme about me

then none of them have the nuts to tell you in your face so they hide like a little girl behind their monitor so you don't catch them

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😂 I forgot to remove my name lol

failing at multitasking, I'm doing it right

youtu.be/oBDZtt0vWD8?t=47s

holy shit

And they dare to fucking complain that I don't interact with them enough. Fucking cunts

Your parents broke your laptop?

Yeah.
One of the hinges has been broken for a while, so it has to be opened carefully.
My laptop is only used by me, so I've never had to tell/show anyone.
They've come into my room, opened it up, snapped the hinge off and it's broken a wire, so the screen is dead.
Then they unplugged it.
Then lied that they haven't touched it, as if I wouldn't notice all that.

FUCKING
Reeeeeeeeeeee

WHY let them in your room in that case

I've been out all weekend.
They make up reasons why they need to come in (this one being 'to put clothes on your bed', clothes that could have been left for me downstairs, after they'd been ironed…)

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How're you?

It's time to post pone! How is everyone?

everyones dead

Shit, son. You killed them?

hey

Heya Reece!

heyyy, how's you dis afternoon?

Had to.
They went insane from missing me for so long.

G'day Reece :3
Guess who's back?

Had better days. Yourself?

You fixed your PC yet?

Wouldn't be here if I hadn't

Heading to bed, have a good one

Good night buddy

heyyy….is it Raptor?!

just had a busy morning here is all, going to jump off for an hour in a few minutes…. hope we can chat later!

Same for me, going to watch game of thrones at a friends place. And of course we can chat, just be online :^)

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Gayyy

Now lisen here u lil shit!

But really, Hey Skye, gimme your cards, how are you?

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a better one

morning

oohkay back

I'm 👌 thanks.
Skyping the bf.
You ok?

Morning!

heyyy, it's been like 4 days where yo black ass at?

why do i find this image so adorably funny

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Hey pal. Just got off the call.
I've been at a magic tournament actually. GP Manchester. Didn't do too well, but won a side event which is nice~!

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why not? is she a tea mastur race or someting?

what's been your best score/rank when you've played tournaments?

What's up guys?

Well I went 3-6 at this GP.
I went 4-3 then dropped at the last one in October.
I regularly place second at casual tournaments on Friday nights.

that's pretty good

just relaxing, got everything i needed to do done this morning, how about you?

Isn't great.
My pal made it to day two, went 6-3 on day one, won two on day two then dropped to take part in the side event with me.

Heh, that your my waifu thing is pretty funny.

Face it skye, the only way you can win is if you give me your cards. Free yourself of the material world! Let me help you!

Reeeceeyyy! Took me a while longer than expected to get back, had to take my doggo to the vet

wellll getting second place locally a lot is pretty decent

hey, what kind of dog do you have?

Just sitting around, eating breakfast, watching videos, and playing some games. You wanna hang on rabbit?

not right now, sorry. keep posting Celesttia tho, I'm making a quick something cos bored

Chichuaua-deer pinch mix. She's cute, but fat!

Man, why would you even post that? That's just mean

Never!
I'm sleepy though, long weekend.

Second best isn't good enough!

I need to make coffee..

Exactly! You need to be first! you need to be the best! Don't let these second rate cards hold you back! I will carry your burden, Skye. Just let me!

Just let me

Will you make some bread with that coffee?

I'll make it all better, don't worry.

wut u makin nigga?

Much better :3

whoaa, that sounds liek quite the task. First off I've never baked real bread, I don't know what ingredients are required. This is way too complicated a task…

Making bread is easy!

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What

THE

FUCK

>tfw all these Luna pics are reawakening the feelings I had back when she was my waifu

*assembles dough*
*activates yeast*
*watches dough rise from the grave to take vengeance on humanity*

Luna is the bestest pony

2nd best.

I wish the moon was closer.. way closer.. our normal moon sucks

Best hors.

Remove Luna

Can we compromise and just say that a three way with them would be cash?

i made it just for you

something that needs celestia pics… just sayin'

Your big hollow hot air balloon of a head suffices enough.

kkk

We had this conversation before, just yesterday. the answer was yes

Here, have some celestia

remove banana

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I see you've saved some of Scotch's thumbnails.
How dreadful.

I'm sorry.

YOU MUST BE DISCIPLINED

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lol Reece.. That's nice, thank you.

What do you use to create these btw?

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No thanks.

that 3rd pic is the best luna pic I've ever seen

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triggered

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There will be no more crotch tits til you start behaving yourself!

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usually just Avidemux, it's just something quick to use and works fine on my laptop

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Reece! What are you up to, dude?

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FASDTG
ar
AWERGRAEGHAERG
aerGAERTGAWERTG
AWERFGASERGAERG
SADFGDGDF

I QUIT BREAD FOREVER

*Hangs myself*

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just bored and working on something quick, nothing fancy. you?

hey Reece, you missed it, Gaeburn came to bread for a little bit!

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luna! defend us against this sunbutt attack!

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I was taking pictures on my snek in funny poses and situations. Was quite fun

gg

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you'll run out of Tia eventually!

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Not even halfway

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RAAAARGH

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Pls post Luna? :3

ARGH HOW CAN I WITHSTAND THE POWER OF YOUR DUBS

I have small Luna folder