On a scale of 1 to over 9000

4.3/10 for all of them.
A valiant effort.

the high contrast makes it too comical. Also the noise on the first is really nice

Agreed.
how about this one

thanks user

a bit dimmer

First and last are both good. Depends on how you wanna use them, but I, in general, prefer the first because of the colors bleeding through. At first glance it looks like a technical error. I'd try to go further with that. Maybe actual some text or symbols. If you want it simple though, the last one is the nicest.

Yeah the first and last one are the nicest

Here's another thing.

are those spooky at all?

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I think you need to stop now.

Am I spooking you too much, user?