PONY BREAD

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Do you have fish eggs?

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No. Don't because we've done that a few times in the past.

What happens is that the thread never reaches a bump limit so we are perpetually on the front page and it just annoys the regular users of the site.

It's a bad idea. It also gives the impression of favorability.

Please no. Stop before u make me cry

I don't like caviar…

dehydrated dihydrogen monoxide

i found them unpacking a box (they're not mine)
so many, so useless, most had a movie or an episode of something

Scramble some eggs put salt and some sashimi on top

But there are GBs of data on some, are those just movies and episodes too?

yup

Alright you made your case I'll leave it as is. Of course people could just hide (only one thread) and be done with it. I honestly don't understand normalfags.

Thank you

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This is the part where I post Fluttershy

Honestly I've hid most of the tripfags in here (and on Holla Forums for that matter) so I can't see your responses, but can you guys stick to a concrete thread name so I can filter y'all easier?

Or just have a tripfag make the thread.

The threads subject has always been "PONY BREAD"

git gud

They used to be
And then there were a lot of variations for a long time that made opening the thread and banning all of the tripfags inside an easier option.

I'm really curious how this works out for you.

So you're telling me that you pretty much have filtered everyone in the thread before aside from the thread itself so you'd stop seeing our posts?

lmao wtf

Y'all didn't have a concrete name. You elongate it or warp it or have wind-up words and shit. Up until recently I didn't really care, but since they finally gave pedos the boot Holla Forums has gotten a lot more interesting lately, so now I'm cracking down harder.

Mostly I have a lot of time on my hands, and like having Holla Forums look nice.

I'm out.

us.battle.net/d3/en/forum/topic/20744924301

don't forget to filter me too

I love you, please come back and filter me again sometime.

That dudes a literal autist or something, could easily filter the threads with something like (?:\/?b\/?read|thread) or just outright filtering the pony keyword.

something tells me it's rather this pretending what they brought up is now suddenly a problem by pretending to be some triggered lil shit.

I'm wearing a woman's thong right now.
dear god what am I doing with my life

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4reelz or…?

You're right to be mad at me.

And I don't think the cycling guy would care enough just to come back and pretend to be triggered but what do I know. I'm still relatively new to these pony threads.

good, i'm going to watch it soon too. hopefully i don't get a bunch of niggers on their phones

having fun being a scandal

It's got a gusset and everything.

I live in a pretty white area, even the black people we have here aren't very bad. its mostly the Asians we have trouble with and that's the drugs

I'm playing around but don't underestimate the autism of people on places like Holla Forums, I've seen what some people are capable of, people who will try very hard to triangulate events that produce outcomes in favor of their side of an argument.

It's very common in places where people who have nothing else to do all day spend a large portion of their time shitposting and communicating with other like-minded weeaboos.

since niggers do crack, what are these asians peddling?

Did you like the Tim burton remake/ whatever you wanna call it?

What are you looking forward too Skitty dear?

Well they transport the meth, weed, coc, and peyote. Horribly might I add. There's always like 30-40 Asians in jail currently. county has a "whose in jail" website

I am looking forward to finish cooking the fish I am pan frying atm, then I will sit down and watch more episodes of Cosmos: a space time odyssey

and yourself?

it was a bit uncanny but a nice watch

kick ass

Whoa whoa whoa. What makes you think we're all weebs?>>5802607
Samurai Jack on Hulu. I'm wondering how in the hell I missed this show when I was a kid.

ITT: raptor shows up to ruin the raptorless fun

Alice through the looking glass is the crazy I was expecting in the last film which was mostly about political fighting…. Tf!? lol

Also fried fish for breakfast lmao

What's wrong with fish for breakfast???

I wasn't referring to our group in particular.

Just sounds really greasy. But it's probably best food for a hangover

It's a well known fact raptors are able to open doors and windows, we need to raptor proof the thread immediately!

they love meat.. so i'd best stop posting ponies

I have never heard of anyone using fish as a hang over cure. I also have no idea how you manage to get your fish greasy. You should probably stop using grease to cook fish.

Ok so how do YOU fry your fish?

my favourite hangover cure is not drinking wine

A bit of olive oil and butter on the skillet just so the fish doesn't stick on it, that's all, and I don't go over kill throwing a bunch of it on either so it just comes out with a crispy coat which is pretty great imo.

I just drink some milk and ride out the hangover lol

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I'd rather eat just fish and egg when I want to eat eggs.

I'm confused are you undercover now?

Where's skitty? :/

Amen, wine has got to be the worst thing.

It's just a file name describing the image.. It's fluttershy's spy suit in one of the comics :P

I have some mlp comics somewhere…
I need to read them.
I read the last airbender ones

I'm going to sleep- good night y'all

this is what Fluttershy would look like if she was drinking a millick shake

ded bred nao

WHAT IS THAT HORRIFYING IMAGE FROM

oops, caps lock

definitely not a porno

correct
ten points to gryffindor

I can guarantee most people are too lazy and can't be bothered with opening the control panel.
You've invented a position that I don't have (in other words strawman). I wasn't going to implement having cyclical threads without your consent. I thought it would be convenient for both you (the ponies) and everyone who's triggered about it. Also, don't be a douche next time please. The only thing I ban is illegal content and spam (which from the beginning of the thread travisfag tried to do) Right in front of my face !!!

KEK

[TRIGGERED]

Mission accomplished.
one more internet person to add to my triggered list

I AM NO DOUCHE! I am utterly offended.

Also I'm kidding, I just enjoy fabricating as many conspiracies as I can in the shortest amount of time possible. There are few people here, usually there is more, the thread usually picks up more around 3PM to 12 midnight CST so that might be a better time to inquire to a larger audience tbh, but I suspect most people would have the same sentiment as I had earlier :P

Well you may not be a douche but you were mean to me. I can understand your frustration. I've seen this thread get spammed to death before. If you ever have issues with it ever again send a report my way, just don't abuse the report button. Anyway, nice chatting with you.

That reminded me, travis has been around for quite a long time.. even I have banned them before and he'd just come back later and spam some more.. not sure if he evaded or waited out the ban since I'd only add 30 min to an hour.

I had banned them so many times I got bored of adding a ban reason and just banned them without a reason and someone made some shitstorm over it and removed the account, and travis just had free roam to shitpost for a while. He will be back, his autism has no bounds.

Solong and good luck.

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please pay more attention to me

this car I made is so fast..

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what game?

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Probably one of the most autistic physics simulators in the existence of public physics simulators ever. Beam.NG Drive. I didn't design the car body, just added decals and re-wrote the cars handling physics and engine power, gear ratios, torque and other subtle stuff so that the car could speed up to an excess of 180 MPH in a short time and still handle reasonably well, though it is quite difficult to control, impossible to control without a gamepad.

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Morning Holla Forumsread!
Morning spammer!

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RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBYYYYYYYYYYY

SAVE US

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How do you propose I do that?

Imagine opening a booster pack of Pepes, and getting only commons and uncommons.

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by getting ready to check your email… not yet though!

Liking boobs is degenerate now? What are you, a homosexual?

Skitty, how large is your Donald Trump folder?

I thought that said "please kill me" and I was like, wow that's kind of morbid.

Greetings, fellow degenerates!

Right, which is why she has hearts in her eyes and is pointing to her asshole. She wants you to kill her.

…wanna erp?

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And thats by Babs and his crew alone!

suicidal cloudkicker so sad y?

morning

She's got a lewd smile on her face.

Morning, Genghis Khan!

heya

Jesus christ!!! I'm gone for 1 hour and this nigger starts spamming.

It's actually very small… I probably have no more than 25 donald trump related memes really… less even

heya

Naw this aint spamming, and we've dealt with way worse. Appreciate the concern though

TOP FUCKING KEK!

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Oh damn, I was going to say you should dump it in Holla Forumsread to counter the spammer.

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I know exactly what you're talking about. Go back (about a year). A literal autist spammed this thread with youtube embeds.

Don't pay attention to spammer shills like this autist btw
They delusionally believe they have endured some apocalyptic spam scenario that's never existed and that no other spammer is able to spam in a way that is actually considered spam unless the entire website consists exclusively of one subject and image.

the spammer is directly responsible for massive casualties to the Holla Forums community and the well being of Holla Forums patrons

The spammer is worse than jews and nazies combined

I still have nightmares of pepes breaking in through my windows and licking me in bed

Oooooh you mean Destroyer? I LOVE that guy! The one who spammed Hotwheels with brony conspiracy theories?

Oh that was just me. Sorry…

The destroyer wasn't a spammer, he was just some lulzy guy that fabricated ridiculous conspiracies about the motives of people posting in this thread.

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He spammed redtext often enough, and he also said I was his favorite shitposter

Why do I laugh every time

That and Holla Forums. Both are complete garbage. Instead of them trying to debate constructively they have to shill their bullshit. It's the exact same thing as yelling fire in a theater.

hello

every time man, every time

hey hey!

I never understood what their objective or intended outcome ever was.

You rang, sweet cheeks?

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They caught us, abandon ship!

In my theory every spammer tries to convey a point with their spam. Some may do it because they think it will cause butthut or their triggered autists who can't stand someone having a different point of view. They're basically sadists trying to censor the opposing side.

Spammers are that autismal kid that wants attention, but everyone around him dismisses him for the tard he is.

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HEY WHAT THE HELL DOOD GET YOUR OWN MODPOST CONTENT

Fucking kek. I died.

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OHNOES

oh youll be died aright if you steel my meems agen

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a pony

A REECEY

HELLO

how a you?

been okay thanks, can't wait for the new episode tomorrow

how's you?

im pretty good, watching judge judy and about to go to the DMV

This game makes me feel like an alien

are you an user that I know? just curious is all

Shut up nigger

have you tried space engine before? thats supposed to be good

Oh sorry Ive been cleaning out my cache a lot so I can go into discord its me!

Yeah, I've been playing with it since 2011. They recently added accretion disks which is quite awesome, now black holes are a little more realistically luminescent.

hey

ayyylmao

yay :3

also is that Space Engine? the only 2 programs I know that look like that is Space Engine and maybe Celestia

oh hey!

canoooooon

yeah, it's space engine, the graphics are pretty awesome aren't they.

hows you?

I mean it doesn't look all that great in the webm but in game it looks strikingly beautiful.

hello

oh god yes

lil bored tbh, nothing exciting happening right now anywhere.

by that you mean no Ruby to lewd you and look at your peener *pets u*

You've been extra bored as of lately haven't you. I've noticed a trend, you seem to rely on specific users of this thread to ameliorate your present state, Ruby and Skye specifically. There is a little saying that goes something like "You're not bored, you're just boring."

umm, well… i've already given him a lil something today if i'm being honest… but now he's disappeared without a trace. dunno what that tells me

Skitty is a jealous skit

you can camwhore for me, show me how your shaving is going

I'm implying to the lad that when you find yourself bored, the best idea is not to rely on someone to fix your boredom. What do you think I am being jealous of?

youre jealous that Ruby gets nakie boy pics and you dont.

i think i still have your email…

But you're the one who actively tries to get their email and posts pictures of their genitals to the thread, not I.

I like seeing butts, what can I say. Someone has to keep bread lewd now that Gaeburn has died for our sins

Hai Reece!
how's u?

Yea it's pretty damn awesome indeed, a shame it isn't being updated anymore

I remember using it some time before, would cook my laptop with all that super shiny visuals

Greetings KHAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!1
how's it going?

yay canon!

bbl gunna go deal with the DMV

waiiiiit

ok, whatcha got?

Where'd you get that from? I'm pretty sure it is, the issue is it's just one person developing it so the progress is slow.

en.spaceengine.org/forum/21-3022-63836-16-1462968361

yay buttpic!

Blewberry ♥

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its going good just watching youtube videos and how about you?

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04 April 2016 was the last release so I'd say development is still active as I pointed out the more notable addition to the game is accretion disks.

skitty you can come camwhore with us too, i dont want you to feel left out just because youre a mexico. i dont want to build a wall, especially if it would prevent latin boys from camwhoring with me

life's just been kind of dull recently, hopng things will pick up again.

Ruby really likes chatting to me apparently, and I really like talking to him

Skye's talks to me a lot here too

I guess I just really like being around people in this thread who like me enough to talk to me. but Ruby is a lil more special to me tbh

1) I don't want to camwhore with you guys unless someone else interesting was there
2) I'm not in mexico
3) I'm not latino
4) you're probably going to forget that again later because you possibly have mental health issues

GO BACK TO MEXICO YOU FUCKING LATINO!

My dreams :'(
Martin Luther King failed.

Yay Blewewew!
how's u?

en.spaceengine.org/load/core/spaceengine0973patch/2-1-0-31
last official release was a year ago, what you posted looks like a beta patch version, but yeah only one person developing it, while pretty damn impressive, is still a slow way to go

Chillin, checking out custom gtx 1080 cards, might play a match of csgo soon

just chilling i guess, can't believe how fast this day has gone

how's you?

TOPKEK

and when I say interesting I mean I'm not interested in camwhoring under some gay context that involves being a mischievous cock lusting fag. plus I don't even have a webcam anymore, when I did I'd mainly use it on blog TV and then younow.. I'd mostly try and cohost/chat with black people and ask them really silly and subtly offensive questions

im crushed because Skitty dont love me

Ordered a pair of panties and rainbow long socks last night.

2-3 weeks from now from china.

haha fair enough, sorry for giving you shit, you're a pretty cool guy imho tbh

You know younow has a thing where they save some previous broadcasts…
Link?

Chill is good, yea I woke up a bit earlier today but time passed pretty quick

I'm doin good, done with my first week of uni n just chillin myself, might vidya for a bit soon

My condolences ;-;

so sads

oo what you been playing vidya-wise?

ok now i definitely need to get to the DMV

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when you be back?

when you be back?

It's not, what I posted is the beta 0.974 RC2 thread.

en.spaceengine.org/forum/21-3022-1

The link I posted was just a link to the developers latest post commenting about how long people should expect the next release of RC3, but as I said, the last update to the beta is 04 April 2016 in which has a lengthy changelog but the most notable major changes are
- Many improvements with space ships gameplay
- New physically accurate rendering of black holes, neutron stars and white dwarves with accretion disks

so they are updating it, just not at a breakneck speed really, and it's not the patch, it' the version I'm using now with the new additions.

I decided to look into it recently due to the interstellar black hole accretion disk effect they were have just recently implemented in the game

There's no way I'm linking it here, this is something I use with irl friends and knowing people here I would be committing social suicide by posting anything personally identifying here.

the sooner i leave hte sooner i'll be back. if the line is bullshit I'll just come home

Okay Skitty. I respect your decision.

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this is a good post

They really need to assess their situation!

I haven't been posting with a name this entire time.
Why does it sometimes save my name and sometimes not :@

*without GDI

with
haven't
have
without
FUCK MY GRAMMAR

This game does a pretty neat simulation of a black hole at the center of the galaxy with stars orbiting around it lel

When you post elsewhere without a name, it will set you up to not post with a name here and viceversa, post with a name somewhere else, refresh here and it'll use that name

Like this.

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Hello everypone.
How's all of you doing?

You need to make an appointment, I always get to where I want in ten minutes easily if I have one

Yo. I'm good, how about you?

yeah that wont work at this DMV. Im just going to wait til theres a time without a line

I'm doing alright. Had a pretty busy day, lab work till 4, got home about 5, hit the gym, and now i'm here posting ponies.
Such is life.

5 am should do it. Is there some thing wrong with the DMVs in Virginia I should know about?

You work in a lab?

Hello Newfriend :3

Lab for microelectronics and embeded circuit solutions at my university. I still study there, but it's pretty fun!

I'll have you know i'm an oldfag, thank you :o

Ithink its just cuz manassas has grown so much. our post office is the same way

hola

I'm new though :3
I've never met you before so newfriend

hey, not terrible thanks.just eating pancakes, how's you?

Well, in that case, hello and nice to meet you too! :3

Eating pancakes does indeed sound not terrible!
As for me, see

I think the post office here is much worse than the DMV.

I asked my brother what Airport he came out of and he didn't know. That kid traveled all the way to DC and got a FUCKING CALI HAT.

That does sound fun! I plan on getting my physics degree in the next few years so I'm gonna be working in a lab as well

Hi Reece!

if it was tiny and shitty in the middle of the city its Reagan. If it was huge and unnavigable outside the city it was Dulles…. a cali hat? why?

Hey ♥
did you need something important from the DMV?

naw Im fine, Im going to stalk them and see when theyre least busy

I don't know, but he fucking lives in California. that's what gets me. Out of all the places to get it, and he chose to get that instead of anything DC related, but whatever. His loss

We get free education, which is great. So i don't have to worry about money all the way up until i finish my PhD!
Just out of curiosity i asked them how much a self paid year of masters degree studies costs, and it's around 2k€.

it took you twenty minutes to go and come back, so it's at least 8 minutes away, you gonna sit outside the DMV staring at people?

hot

I heard Europe is a very good place to go to college! There are some opportunities here in America for a free education I'm taking so I won't be faced with debt for the rest of my life

hellooo, whats 'appening mah dude?

Naw just go scope it out when I have free time, probably on a tuesday. I'll do a searchj for best day and time to go to the dmv

Yeah, you americans have a pretty horrible situation with student debt :o
Try to stay clear of that

Also, i'm gonna go grab a beer with a friend of mine, see you all in about an hour!

y'all with your fancy careers and diplomas.
I work in a kitchen and love it.

Nothing much, although there's been something I have been wondering for a while

If that's what they're calling meth labs these days then sigh me up

See you later

hey im a chef too *brohoof*

Are you sure you wanna cook with me? I like to spin in my chair and get really really dizzy before I mix.

what's that?

what's that?

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You act like I've never spun in a chair before

How did the whole friendship between you and Ruby start? You guys seem really close and I was curious

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I think some are just bored and fucking with people. Many could be doing something better if that's the reason. For those with a purpose, however, sometimes they achieve what they were going for, whether it's a group doing what they wanted, creating a distraction, sending a message, or like you said using speech to censor speech (kind of paradoxical but true).

also some may try to use this to chase users away from an area

what happens when you heat up a liquid and then add phosphorus to it?
what happens if you boil over a solution of tin, hydride and pseudo?

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we're pretty good friends on here, it basically started with random flirting and hanging around on Discord, now we talk and chill nearly every day somewhere on the internet. mostly here tho

i have no idea where's he's disappeared to today

I guess it would depend on the liquid, but my best guess would be that it dissolves?

That's cool. He doesn't really seem like an extrovert, but I might have done something to piss him off at some point

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Idk. I'm not a chemist.

TIL there is a dwarf planet in or solar system called makemake. Who the fuck named this thing?

Skitty we miss you

why d'you think that?

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I wouldn't say he and I are on the best terms, but to be fair we didn't really talk much to begin with

come on out skitty plz

oh i see

unless you're fapping in the corner. In which case take your time :$

School, work. I'm off for now though.

Not on good terms? What? I don't really know you that well. How could I be pissed off at you?

Ruby

Bye Ruby have a good day

yayyy, how're you feeling ?

I'm gonna hop off too. Hopefully Skitty feels better ♥

test

see you soon Rainbam!

ʍouʞ ʇ,uop ı

Scotchy.

Peace, Bam Bam.

I am well. And you?

I am sorry I ever doubted you, do you forgive me?

test

ⓣⓔⓢⓣ

There is nothing to forgive. I apologize if I made you think I was angry at you. It's not easy to make me angry.

ƬΣƧƬ

I'm actually just being a little autistic with this SE right now… I really like this simulator..

Well that's a relief. I can be an asshole, but it's mostly due to the fact that sometimes I just like to have a good internet argument

will you think any less of me if I told you that I've never had reece's pieces in my life?

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test

𝘁𝗲𝘀𝘁

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ｲ乇丂ｲ

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Heya everyone, i'm back! What'd i miss?

All unicode is filtered from the name field, wow that's super fucking gay

Nothing!

𝙎𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙚 𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙩𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩'𝙨 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩.

𝓯𝓪𝓰𝓰𝓸𝓽𝓼

pıdnʇs ʇǝƃ oʇ ǝɯıʇ s,ʇı

you missed a lot of pony, but that's okay because pony pony and pony is probably pony

Oh.

Ah.

Eh.

Not really. Do they sell them in the UK at all? Because I know like… not all of the candies that sell well here do well in other countries…

Scotch, you're talking to a guy that draws memes on a white board in the middle of a university dining hall with the message "I am the Prophet Mohammad". I'm kind of an asshole myself.

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But the real question is, ARE you the Prophet Mohammad?

Yeah, but have you ever locked two people's backpacks together while they were away just to see what happens?

Yo Solaire, you're just in time to witness ʇıɥs pıdnʇs ʎlsnoıɹǝs ǝɯos

We used to have backpack Babushkas, if that counts. You'd steal as many backpacks unnoticed, then stack them into each other, hiding the stack somewhere. Fun times.

pretty sure they do… i think Skye opened a packet of them in an old bread

i've never actually even seen a packet of reeses in a shop before, never really been looking for them

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I do a lot of assoholic things, that's just the first that comes to mind

Dont worry, deep down both you and i know you're a faggot

What else kind of crap did you pull?

who wants to see this movie?

is Luna your favourite ponestar?

Absolutely! Also, the term 'ponestar' x3

No. I don't lust after 6 year old girls.

No, but that seems funny.

If you haven't seen them in a shop before, you have a clear excuse. Most people don't go around searching for a particular type of candy.

I remember once as a kid, like ten or so, my friend had some firecrackers. We went down the street and whenever a pickup truck passed we would light one up and toss it in the bed. That's the worst thing I think I have ever done

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But you do lust after 6 year old pone!

Pretty dick move, but i doubt you did any damage. We used to blow them up the drainage pipes, the shockwave cant have been good for the concrete.

yeah she is best Princess, deffo

not best best pony tho!

everytime i see Cloud Kicker on anything pone related I instantly think she's called Ruby now … no joke

Looking back I was just trying to be an edgy kid. Now all I can say is that I am low tier on Project Mayhem

I have been secretly inserting myself into the show… and into fanfiction. Go read "The Life and Times of a Winning Pony" if you require maximum Cloud Kicker.

Of course she is best pony. Don't be ridiculous.

You tried

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You guys really like soap

You've seen fight club haven't you?

doesnt everypony?

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I have. But i had nothing else to contribute to the conversation, eh.

It was pretty good

it was an ok movie, but not as great as some edgefags made it out to be. they acted like it was the matrix. the matrix wasnt even the matrix.

Agreed that matrix was a lot better. But i still liked both

if you let go of it bad things happen… or good things for some i guess

Blewberry drops it a lot. he's very clumsy

Just get some images (you can tell I just got mine because the file name wan't a string of numbers)

I thought Fight Club was better than the Matrix, but I haven't seen the Matrix in a while

I've hardly eaten today
Sort of feeling off

They were both OK, just hate it when people act like its this big philosophical statement on everything. edgy teenyboppers were blowing that movie's dick all the time on oldchan.

i am… *squee*

Matrix was good, but those sequels a shit

I'm sure you're one to drop it often too c:

I mean, i liked the personality twist. Didn't saw that one coming at all, so that was unique

Ah I hear ya there, yeah that was fun

Go eat

Ruby usually just tries to slap it out of my hand tbh

The blind hero is a bit overdone

i think my favorite part was the fight with the priest. I couldn't stop laughing. You can actually see that the cameraman is laughing by the way the camera shakes up and down in that scene

I'm going out to eat, see you guys in a bit

Will try later, I need some time.

Any other movies that are your favorites?

I'm sure you do a good enough job by your clumsy self

Oh man, i totally forgot about those! Hilarious part

All The King's Men was great
Evita
Goodfellas
Casino
Donnie Brasco
Tombstone
For Whom The Bell Tolls
LOTR Two Towers

I only know a few of those. Any that really stand out, that i should watch?

Definitely watch All The Kings Men, its got an amazing cast and its based on a great american novel

i might just do that!

Also, what happened to all the other posters?

we wuz dead

died in Nam

I recently visited this governors grave, it was impressive

i had a friend called Hellen… would you be my Hellen #2 ?

Ayyyyy!

Howsu, Hellen?

RIP

yeah of course.
but tell me more about Helen #1.

ayyy
am good, don't have work this weekend, so i don't have to go to bed early, which is awesome.
and you?

she was one of dem friend things, used to drink a lil with her

then what happened?

You should inspire to be Hellen #1! Also, i don't think we've met?

Post more best pony instead please.

always doing my best, sir!
and i don't think we have either.
i'm Helen, i come here occasionally.

I'm just chilling and playing pokemon. Got a bit of homework to do, but the hard part is over with. The tedious part… not so much.

hardcore fuc– no… no, we just kind of stopped hanging out. busy with other tings, no idea what she does or where she lives now

how about half n' half?

Well, you're doing an ok job!
And i'm Wezdor, i too, come here occasionally. I mostly occupy Steam chat.

Welcome back Ruby!

As long as it contains best pony :3

what's the tedious part about?

shame, sucks when it happens.

were you in the 4chan threads on Holla Forums some years ago?

I was! You remember me?

i am at least 99% sure i've seen you before.
back when we were b& every 5 minutes.

Who's to say our universe is not a nucleated bubble which came about as a result of some other dimensional force, we can only peer back into time some 13.7 billion years. It's possible the contracting nucleation would be happening at the speed of light and it would be impossible to tell whether or not the universe was collapsing in on itself. You would only continue to see it expanding and any information of the contraction would reach you at the same time as total annihilation.

Hard part is coming up with the algorithm
Tedious part is coding it up.

That's entirely possible. I'm afraid i don't remember you, though, unless you posted under a different name?

Skitty pls.

But coding is fun!

Usually, yes. But when you're dealing with monotonic cycles in Java, it's less fun.

Fun when it is still new territory to explore, not so much when it becomes a chore.

try coke while doing it?

i posted as user from 2010-2015.

those were the days!

I guess you have a point.

Skitty pls

Yeah, we probably talked at some point then!

yeah but proxy-hunting fucking sucked.
tom and rainbowswag's lists helped tho.

i sure hope we did!

ponies at the beach huh… very lewd

Was the person that drew Cadence colorblind?

If you took all organic matter that makes of life on this planet and suspended it in close proximity in the vacuum of space, would it gravitate into itself and form a meteor of meat? How deadly would the projectile be if it hit earth?

But if you took all of the organic matter on Earth and shot it at Earth there would be nothing on Earth to kill

Infrastructure damage wise

one sec, gtg

Oh yeah, i still have a proxy list stored somewhere.

At least post best pony!

Yes.

Skitty pls

l-lewd?

If observation shows that Wezdor is a rampant flamboyant faggot, would there be a way to undo the observation so as to make Wezdor a fine upstanding gentleman?

If observation shows that at the core of Wezdor lies deep rooted homo lust, and planets have cores with deep rooted energy, does that mean Wezdor is a faggot planet?

spoilering it coz there's a lady in bread

But there's no girls on the internet, silly.

who tho

b-but imma girl tho…

Hellen is also a girl… i think

Well I know you aren't called Reece for your love of peanut butter cups…

>reddit.com/r/thathappened

Also, holy hell this pic is cute

And big

That's what she said. Also, sav'd

No, not at all. You're the only one responding to the silly things I'm saying so I am perpetuating the sillyness.

Everyone knows that at the core of every planet there is heat energy, these planets tpically gravitate around solar masses that radiate more energy, and at the core of Wezdor is homo energy gravitating around 8chans, which radiates degenerate energy. I've taken the observations to my laboratory and conducted an array of experiments, the results prove conclusive. Bread is a system of gay satellites incapable of escaping the degenerate energies gravitational effect on them.

also zootopia was one of the best films disney's released in years.

for you

I'm sure your gay "experiments" at your "lab" are very conclusive ;3

I didnt see it yet. Judging from all the porn it spawned, it has to be pretty good, tho

Yeah she did, but not to you

lel

Yeah man, i hate it when the girls i'm dating have a bigger dick than me. Totally kills the magic.

Skitty pls

watch it bruh

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Ugh, I'm sorry for my lack of activity, I have been passing out for the last few hours. It seems that Luna is jealous of my devotion to Celestia and wishes to manipulate my feelings towards her.

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I could have roasted you a second time, but seeing as you are having like three arguments right now I'm gonna refrain

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Reece, I challenge you to a "Helen's pussy eating" contest.

I will mang, just as soon ass i get the time to!

Luna is best pony.

KHAAAAAN

Mah man, give me your best shot!

Skitty pls~

can i come?

You can come twice

What did we say about girls on the internet, guys?

The moment's passed, it won't be the same.

I challenge myself to not throw up on my keyboard

awh that'd make my weekend…

that they're legend?

I'll pretend like it's the same!

okay… what do i have to do?

Luna isn't that bad at all, though she should learn from her sister and just ask, she might like the result.

They exist about as much as Luna.

if you have to ask, you already lost the challenge :3

dude
luna totally exist

goddamn that picture is cute…

half of the fun os the spontaneity! Just stick around long enough and I'll churn out some gold

Luna's about subtlety

Are you Luna? :o

Yeah, but guess what you're churning out daily, though. Is the gold really worth the wait?

i'll be whatever u want me to, babe~

Luna IS real

Video evidence right here,

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forgot my video

Bitch you're gonna be here anyways

I like where this is going already~

Oh wow, are you liek sientist or something?

hello there

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Says you. As for the picture; no.

what's good, my man?

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You could show Nicole Oliver your dick…

I mean, if she asks for it.

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Got to go to a doctor's appointment, l8r

Cya

Hope they get those genital warts sorted out for you!

gootbai

not much i'm just looking on amazon and how about you?

is the girl gone yet?

ur the gurl

shhhh its ok Reece youre safe

Browsing this thread, not much else to do at this hour.

There never were any around

that's right, yeah… silly me. I'm just gonna to the kitchen and eat some tasty tampons… or whatever girls like myself do with them…

i'll bite you!

I'll lick you~

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now I'm jealous

You and me both, buddy

at least you get dream sexx tho.

I'll lick you too~

Yeah, that shit's pretty cash. Nice song, btw.

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I want to see an entire planet made of magnet.

Good night everyone! i'm off to sleep

You're standing on one.

Sleep well.

night night Wezley

Ruby help me understand why planets attract things to them without any physical interaction. Is gravity actually a curvature of space, so what appears as attraction is really an object moving in a straight path relative to space which is funneling into a large mass with the only means to avoid collision being to orbit the object in a perpetual free fall as how things tend to spiral around planets, stars and blackhoes? Are black hoes actually eating space and consuming matter in the process and is dark repulsive energy actually nucleation of space with the opposite effect?

can we post butts now?

Yes.

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good!

Not as good as sunbutt

lies

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not straight away, Fluttershy likes to take things slow

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she starts with a hug and a kiss

My dreams also have a good touch of romance

and then the mad shagging happens rite?

The shagging isn't quite as mad, more sensual

same.

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You know, I like Celestia as much as the next person, but that pic is just nasty

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Apparently inquiring whether someone is or is not sexually excited as a response to visual stimulation from the result of unusual anatomic features now equates to cyber bullying and I deserve to be shat on for my stupidity on a pony artistry service because my lack of understanding is very offensive and oppressing.

i don't have any nasty pictures of Fluttershy… I'm sorry

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This pic makes my spinal fluid curdle

52 PM - 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙤𝙧: I asked someone what the appeal of apartment sized breasts was and people are utterly triggered… this is so stupid

copied that from steam and accidentally left my name..

where is ruby I need answers to my questions about life, the universe and beyond!

she's too innocent for that sort of thing

Never take commissions for tumblrfags.

I need more Celestia nudes, anyone got some?

Where did you trigger peoples this time?

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kek

I got you fam

on derpiboo.. it feels like I might get banned, especially because of the way I can't help to respond to people..

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Heh heh, but now for real

wonders if you have this…

no thanks

waste of trips

Turn it around and make them the oppressive bullys for attacking you instead of explaining the beauty of huge honkers to you.

kek. Its amazing you lasted this long with those nazis. People can draw twenty pics of Celestia cockvoring Rainbow Dash, but if you laugh at them for it somehow YOU'RE the bad guy

Luna getting mounted by Tia with a strap on is never wasted.

But I'm not taking commissions lol

then I dont understand why they're mad at you, other than the obvious fact that they're tumblrfags

I make fun of them all the time,and down vote everyone who draws distorted fat pony blobs.

better ?

but the animation is shit :

She so horny!

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They're mad because I am allegedly bullying people for asking why someone is attracted to apartment sized breasts, which I find weird.

most is

Her tits are too tiny.

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true that

Did you know they're saying that a dude that only likes vaginas is a fetish? Fucking idiots

Oh, that's hot

how are you not banned

o well, this is the last celestia related image I have

I imagine human/anthro Celestia being more motherly figured. I don't mind that you are literally subhuman scum that can't appreciate a woman's form.

You swine! How dare you question her breast size. Your bullying will implant a seed of self doubt in her mind forever leaving her uncomfortable with her body.

because I upvote pretty pics of Princesses in panties.

NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS

come on man, they look like tmnt now

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*winces*

Teen aged mutant Ninja Princesses!

yay!

I'm just picking on you, you lil nigger

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Can you post this unfucked?

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her horse clit-ish thing looks like a lil love heart. cute.

yeh

I'm pretty sure most horse clits look like hearts when excited

If I had the capability to do so, I would trigger each atom in your body to inflate to the size of a marble so that you would later collapse in on yourself under your own mass so that you can attain your final form and rightful throne as the darkest side of this galaxy.

You flatter me.

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Too bad you aren't Celestia, I would've fucked you.

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banana split?

base generalizations!

yes pls

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Nice dubs

Skiiiiitty.

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hello

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no

Hey you~

but ily

You need something in your life, something's missing! And I want to sell it to you!

And what is that?

Guys, I have a confession to make… pic related

A paper towel roll.

hellooooo

I have plenty of those. Are yours any more special than mine?

I will be at work for the next hour and a half more. My boss is on the phone with a bank, complaining to customer service or something. He always takes a while when he does this. How are you?

They're rolled tighter than most, can function as pillow stuffing, and if you put it in the oven it shrinks down and you get a little plastic stick.

noooooooooo

I'll pass. Sounds too complicated to use.

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Yes, Ive secretly been mods all along!

topkek

A mouse girl having sex with a fox girl and a wolf girl?

we were all the mods all along.
twist provided by m knight shamalan.

aww damnit. at least you've got the new episode to look forward to tomorrow. Not sure how long I'm going to be awake for now, i have to do a couple of important things tomorrow morning soo…

I'm mod on Derpybooru. I ban Blew everytime I see him there.

mind = blown

ugh, I dont know what the captain america writers were thinking or why anyone would give them the go ahead on that nonsense

So get some sleep, cutie butt~

I'll be there for you in the morning.

at least they didn't retcon cap as a nigger or female. that's a plus.

the best part of being a mod is going mad with power.

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Thats a good point haha. guess we can be thankful for that at least.

haha so pretty much like discord chat huh?

hello

i think they may have realized that the SJW antisex league they've been marketing comics to don't actually buy anything. and it only took hanging every comic vendor in the country out to dry with hundreds of unsellable issues of female thor.

Ok I commented on the same pic you did. lets see what reactions I get.

Ponka would be proud

hey there

Ponka would be proud

well they succeeded in getting people talking about comics, but for all the wrong reasons. Fuckin hell, I could write a better twist then that.

hows it going?

Naww Blewb is the only one I ban. For daring to mock Atlas Shrugged.

I din know you were getting banned there.

link me nigga, I want to go fuck with SJWs too!

i hope so…

anyway I'm just in bed, with my head on the pillow. just gonna watch the bread… so when I stop talking for over an hour then you'll know what I'll be doing

awwww *reeceyhugs*

…. clopping?

Get Skitty to link. It was his comment to start with.
derpibooru.org/images/1163205

dem thighs

skitty wont link hes too skitty

the problem with heroes that have been around since fucking ww2 is that anything even remotely interesting to be done with them was done decades ago.

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nice quads

Oh its funny. I had already down voted that pic.

I legit like Cappy, he's great in the films, and he can even be fun in comics. I think theres always new ground to explore even with older heroes besides the deconstructivist edgefag approach

thanks, I tried my hardest and drank my milk and also came inside rainbow dash.

well at least they picked a nice actor to play him

its great how marvel makes their quintessential boyscout character fun and enjoyable by being himself, and DC tries to make Superman miserable and edgy and fails utterly at everything

i'm more of a punisher fan.
but it's really hard to write for him without it coming off as edgy.

i haven't seen any of the movies.

you did good son

ah, the 90s were the best time, back when edgy antiheroes were still edgy and cool. Now Punisher and Venom are blowing truckers in a rest stop bathroom somewhere.

NOW THERE'S A FUCKIN COMIC BOOK PREMISE

Dont pay for them but if you can get them free watch them. Well dont watch x-men or fantastic 4.

THANKS!

yeah, venom was another good one. he had a sense of humor at least. i liked how punisher has or at least had something like 4 different books.
the best for me was a story arc from punisher war zone where he got kidnapped and brainwashed into thinking he was a normal guy with a family and such. but really the entire town was fake and populated by psychopaths that had been kidnapped to be trained as mk ultra styled assassins. with sexy results.

iron man and iron man 2 are the only marvel films besides deadpool i've seen.

mmmm thighs

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Venom was fun, he didnt give any fucks. Kill someone? He'll drown you in symbiote ooze. Steal a purse? He'll also drown you in symbiote ooze. Venom cures niggers!

Huh that actually sounds worth a read, wouldnt mind reading that.

You should definitely enjoy the marvel cinematic universe… Or you can wait for DC to get their shit together…

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Part of the door frame looks like a black bar covering a dick in that image.

When you view the world as Ruby, you assume that behind every door theres a juicy cawk

The avengers one is the best so far. I haven't seen any hulk movies yet.

the psychoville story arc was issues 12-16 of war zone. punisher's sidekick microchip has some good parts in it.

I'll check it out. BRB I need to switch to a proxy to fuck with Warpig in discord. Seems I got banned for ban evasion lol

Blew Blew Blew

oh wait, i did see the first hulk.
not the marvel films one, the awful one from years ago. it was awful.

but if you evade your ban you could get banned for ban evasion.

sqsqsq

thats a risk I have to take!

kek

piggu's an ok guy for a mod

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Oh I think I might have seen that one. Maybe.

happy squirrel is best squirrel

HAHAHAHAHA Smuglord left discord!

Those pancake sausage things on a stick were the fucking worst.

Awwww

not quite a pancake, not quite a corndog, and yet not a cookie. and somehow less than all three.

It seems Skitty gets credit for it, but I helped a lot too

So if I masterbaited to that dragon I just posted its fapping and if to this poni its clopping right?

I remember the pancake crust shit had chocolate chips. Fuck that. Meat and chocolate should never mix.

it was a crime against humanity.

sure

a mole (pretend theres a mexico thing above the e) is a perfectly legit sauce

What?

So if I did the same with a dragon from MLP would it be fapping,clopping, or something else I am as of yet unaware of?

Yes

Now you kinda make me want to watch it. I like awful movies.

mole, pronounce MO-Lay is a mexican sauce with chili peppers and chocolate

Oh good. As long as I'm not in some esoteric new area of masterbaition.

i don't even think it's worth watching ironically.
watch something by uwe boll instead, he's always good for being awful.

What does that have to with breakfast corn dogs?

its chocolate and meat

I didn't even know who that was untill Jollyjack did a whole storyline in his comic ripping Uwe Boll.

I'm drunk. Slow down.

sorry m8

he did postal.
postal is actually a masterpiece of awful, he's fully aware of his notoriety by that point. alone in the dark is a more classical example of terrible cinema.

It's not your fault I'm like this. Just, Jeep talking. I'm listening.

my favorite awful movie. The actors were hired on the basis of two questions. Will you work for free? Do you have your own costume?

What kind of jeep talk do you want? I could tell you about the features of the new Grand Cherokee!

Troll 2 is the best bad movie ever.

I don't know cars and I know it's fucking garbage m8. You can do better.

that doesn't even look that bad, that actually looks watchable.

Jesus GameNerd is still doing that thing where he soaks in a delusional interpretation of events around him and goes on to elaborate on them with utter misconstruction.

Apparently my attempt to council smuglord into ignoring blewberries diaperspam and not making a show of it because it just makes blew continue the trolling is somehow to gamenerd me bullying smuglord.

It's like Gamenerd is wearing goggles that only let them interpret a delusional perception of reality.

Howabout…… THIS!

Smuglord deserves to be bullied, either way.

This is the toppest of keks.

Smuglord has filtered, cried, screamed, and begged the mod to help him. He is not a ponyposter, he's fodder for lulz. I hope now you understand why he deserves to look at nothing but ponies in dirty diapers for eternity.

squirrel squashing!!!!!!

sorry

I'm using exodus to post here. Embedded links don't show for me.

Its hte Canyonero commercial from Simpsons.

i won't say anything on this other than remember when i jokingly said i was filtering him, and he proceeded to spend weeks taunting me itt because he thought i couldn't see it?

pepperidge farm remembers.

The most amazing awesome thing ever! Check it out! i cant believe this was on youtube!

Sadly, I am not familiar. I missed the Simpsons in its prime. I've never taken the time to watch it.

If you like it then I know I won't.

Dude, I wish you could have been there when I triggered him in voice chat. It was the proudest moment of my shitposting career. Do you have any caps of the taunting?

Awww thats a shame. Its hard to watch cuz Fox are Nazis about putting it online

oooh you got 24!

This is how I'm spending my friday night.

Eh, I like smug, he's pretty funny. It's just annoying how GameNerd does this stuff for whatever reason.

go anyhow, look cute, and see if somepony will buy you a drink

despite what it might look like I dont hate Smug, but damn, when someone gets triggered by seeing weird pony porn, I just have to post weird pony porn at them. Its in my DNA

Oh yeah0. Stacy's mom has got it going on!
You're going to make me wake up my parents.

I'm sure I can find it somewhere…

What state are you?