First Relationships

I'll tell you when it happens

OP here. Yeah it was a pain in the ass to get it working, and I could never get rid of the tearing. Shit almost ruined it for me but I figured out some hack to get it to stop, although I don't remember what it was.

Definitely one of the best FPSs of the 00's though, even with the shit coding.

I cried for a few hours.
I haven't loved anyone since then.

help me

Nowadays, you just force (Adaptive) VSync in nvidia/amd control panel. It's also a must, because mouse movement is shit, since it's based on framerate, so if your PC has more horsepower than launch-date PCs, you have to limit it.

I also went and edited each level to get a 90 degree FOV, because it looks like you're a woman driver by default.

From what I remember, Microsoft or Bungie coded it for mid-level, $120 cards. By the time it was released (and the time that I started playing with it) GPUs were much more powerful than they were and that's where all the problems stemmed from with the tearing.

Sounds like you've had a pretty cool time being a teenager.

Also, would have wished for those faggots to release Halo 3 for PC as well.

i hope she was okay

or whatever

Nah, they would've fucked it up. The thought is nice, but Microsoft can rarely execute anything well.

At least it didn't end with you force feeding her eggs

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And this is the end of my first relationship. Only had two other girlfriends since, both were terrible in their own ways though. I miss having a girl next to me that wasn't a degenerate but was wild in other ways. Talked to her once last year but nothing came of it.

how big was it and how did you get rid of it?

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Man my causin daughter keep flirting with me and it's making me really uncomfortable, because she's 9 years old and I'm not a pedo, asking me question such as if I like to get my "personal parts" tickeled, if I have a girlfriend, if I like big boobs, if she can sit on my crotch. And she's trying to convince me that she's 19 years old, I don't how the fuck she imagine I will believe this crap. Guessing how desperate I am, if she keep goi g on like this, I will prpbably fuck her once she get tits.

It's like you want to get v&'d

We buried it in her backyard. Couldn't bring ourselves to flush it. It was about an inch big. Only time I've ever cried in front of a girl.

We still have nice conversation when we bump into each other some times.

cool story, you were sad but did you actually want a baby?

sleep tight inchy

What's V& D?
Is it virgin and denied?

If you meant venerial diseases, I don't know how I would get any from a 13 years old virgin.

Didn't know I wanted one until I gave it some thought. I guess I always wanted to have kids, but I didn't realize it until then.

Just want to make it out of uni before I have another relationship. Thinking about trying Tinder though…

Vanned, friendo.
Taken by the pigs.

I don't know how they would arrest me for a dumb crime I said I would commit in 4 years, If she counsent to it and intiate it.
At the really worst I would just invite all my familly on a trip to Mexico. Yes prostitute are less expensive then flight ticket, but it's that I find it less degrading, to pay a trip just to get laid, then to pay explicitly for sex.

My government dosen't care if you do something not legal here but legal elsewhere, as long as you do not take part in genocide, rape or torture.

Sure, I got a shitty story.

cont…

I ran into the other guy recently, she told him to ask if I wanted to get back in contact. Told him to fuck off, but at least I know she's guilty about ruining my trust of others for a very long time. Maybe he'll get stuck with her depressed phase and she kills herself when he doesn't know how to handle it like I do. She's dead to me now anyway.

Just don't get caught.
People who are dumb enough to get caught disgust me. I litteraly have more then a thousand video of child pornography saved on my computer, and no one give a shit, no one is ever going to snitch me, and you know why? Because I am a smart pedophile. I pay good money to their parents in exchange of time with their kid. And the children? They love me, because I let them play the latest m rated games on my ps4, in exchange of what they let me film them naked while they play. Everybody win, why would I ever stop?

>Dump her on Valentine's Day

Honestly, the break-up was pretty mutual. We both had seen it coming for a while now and she and I went back to being really good friends. It helped that the relationship (due to not having a physical side beyond pecks here and there) was basically "title only".

Holly shit!

Mods! Mods! Please get this guy arrested.

Kill me now niggas. 2 of my 3 friends (yeah it's pretty fucking sad) have already gotten pussy.

Life seems to be getting shittier and shittier.

Yeah, come back in 10 years and complain.

I guess there's some aftermath, actually. She tried dating like one other guy a few years down the road and he forced her into a kiss, which ended the relationship right there. The guy was essentially me if I was redneck trash.

She's done a lot of little things for me over the years, and then the last thing she did before I moved for college was put together a really amazing 20-ish page insert for my yearbook with photos of me/us from over the years. And a letter from her with tear-stains. The last time we bumped into each other was when I was in town with my folks last year. As soon as she walked away my mom said, "You know she's still in love with you, right?"

It's kinda sad. We'd never work, but she's sweet as sugar. There's a few traits in her I wish my current GF had.

I probably will.

But did you try.

I went trough thones of fucking rejection before having two girls in my life, willing to fuck, I fucked up the opportunity, but at least I tried. Being hugless pretty much that you did not even try. Go to at least 10 random girls today, have a real conversation with them an then hug them if they want to. Or you could just directly go to stranger and ask for hug eventually some will say yes in the very first day you try.

This shit happened when I was very very young so I don't really remember the details but it went don several years so I'm gonna tell the most awkwards moments for you guys.

>With this guy would then become my first and best friends to this day, I'm 20 now

And I just realized I don't remember seeing her during the playground times as much as my friends. It's fucking weird because I also remember being close to her. Then she told me she was going to move (in the city) so she had to change school and we couldn't see each other anymore.

I saw her at my bestfriend 9th birthday, for the first time in 3 years, she seemed to be still in love with me and that annoyed me I recall.

Then I re-saw her at a big new year party when we were 16 and wasted (we were in the same highschool at that point), she acted like a total slut. This time I tried to get her but failed:

So I abandoned for this night

THEN when we where 18, my bestfriend (the same who did the 9th birthday and the fight in preschool) threw a birthday party for his 18th birthday, we weren't that much, only 15 that night and she was there

Anyway, I wouldn't have gotten out with her because she kind of look like a young version of Sarkeesian you see

Also I'm still kissless virgin to this day

And this is why adults don't let stupid kids have sex, because most of them are as retarded as OP who can't use condoms or pull out in time.

What game was it? Was it RuneScape? Was it Habbo Hotel?

How's your depression now?

Toribash
It still gets in the way, but it's better than what it once was.

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Same situation here except all of my friends have gotten pussy. The closest I've been to real gf is from first grade.
Test ends

Guys, my childhood wasn't in vain! All the popular kids getting sex had to deal with what this guy did!

And I'll eventually become a wizard!

Also, check 'em.

Dubs of truth, praise kek.

We agreed to be together for fun, and if one of us finds someone else we go our seperate ways but we gonna stay friends.

We are not together now but honestly she is pretty awesome,she hates the jews,she ordered me pizzas,she is kind and hot and she even paid for out dates.

She looks somehow like pic related albeit older.

That's a pretty awesome story user you got lucky with her

does she have kids?

why is such a based femanon single?

She is infertile and already divorced.

Your going to die a virgin user, not a wizard.

Dude, I was far from popular. More of a social outcast. Just happened to find a grill who liked that.

Don't be a wizard.

Because it's roleplay

I didn't lied.

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Don't think that for a minute, she wants a relationship withyou

little girls who are overtly sexual like that probably are being abused, report her parents to the authorities