So I'm 29 about to be 30 this year and am still a virgin. For many years I've been telling my whole family fake stories so they wouldn't know how much of a loser I am. How many of you have lied about having sex and what is your story?
WHERE WERE YOU!?? DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING LATE IT IS!?? WE GOT WORK IN THE MORNING! WHO WERE YOU WITH!?? MICHELLE!! OOOHHHH WERE YOU OUT HAVING SEX!! HUH? HUH? ANSWER ME! YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO BE HAVING SEX. YOU BETTER HAD USED A CONDOM YOU'VE BEEN OUT ALL NIGHT FUCKING SOME BITCH! YOU DON'T THINK WE'RE SLEEPY??
WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU! WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON? ARE YOU ON DRUGS? JUST WHAT! NOT CARING IF YOU LIVE OR DIE? DO YOU WANT TO GET CAR JACKED? THAT'S OUR CAR NOT YOURS! WHERE WERE YOU!?? MICHELLE!! OOOH THAT FUCKING WITCH HAS SUNK HER CLAWS INTO YOU DIDN'T SHE? WELL WE DONT WANT YOU SEEING HER AGAIN. WHY ARE YOU SO SWEATY?? DONT YOU FUCKING LIE! YOU'VE BEEN HAVING SEX WITH HER SINCE LAST TIME AND DIDN'T WE TELL YOU TO STOP BEING ALONE WITH THAT GIRL! SHE IS BAD NEWS AND ONLY WANTS TO GET PREGNANT SO SHE CAN BE LAZY AND HAVE YOU WORK THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
So….. yeah. I couldn't keep this going forever. They'd eventually know I am a loser so in my 20s and more recently I've had to lie and state I was dating a few women here and there and in the past I told them I had an online girlfriend in another state. They'd hear me at night talking to people and thought it was a girl so I just ran with it. I was actually just on Chaturbate or sites like that and jerking off to sluts. Didn't think they could hear me
Robert Ramirez
If you tell them the truth, you'll have more ground to kill yourself.
Brayden Young
If Your Stories Aren't Real Then What Is Real? jk nignog. i call myself a virgin even though i had sex with a 8 yr old girl(was 8), 14 yr old boy(was 14), and my mom(was 17-19).
Luke Ramirez
virgin too
never thought of any lies as nobody, family or otherwise has ever asked me about it
Austin Campbell
Im 42 and im not virgin :3
Isaiah Parker
Youre 42 and on Holla Forums not much better gramps
Joseph Ramirez
Why do adults care if you fucked someone or not? I am virgin too, only 19, but my sex life doesn't come up ever.
Daniel Diaz
Have you tried working out? Your going to turn into a full grown man who is supposed to be in the prime of his life. Everything after 30 is slowly downhill biologically for you without regular maintenance. Have you tried just going out to bars and being social in the past or do you always just sperg down since you actually have a mental problems?
Chase Thompson
Eh its a right of manhood, sometimes shows how alpha you can be, status among some circles. It all depends.
Aiden Cox
I lost my virginity at 15 to a 13 year old
It really isn't that hard you know
Jacob Thompson
Because alphas care about other people think.
Michael Lee
Never had sex before. I'm saving it for my wedding night.
Retro please go.
Evan Baker
wow, this was worse than losing my actual virginity. I'm sorry about your life, OP. hope you figure that shit out, or atleast find some traintracks nearby.
Lucas Hill
Just bang a prostitute. It's no big deal, dude.
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Levi Cruz
wat
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girls name?
Jace Flores
you can get pills for that. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Adrian Jenkins
t-tits?
Leo Ward
It's cause you're 19. Most people don't ask anything until you're usually 21 and older.
Elijah Lopez
chloe foster
not enough sad pepes in the world for that guy's porn career, lasts 30 seconds and gives himself a a facial
Not 42, I'm 20 But I seriously hope I'm still on Holla Forums or something like it when I'm that age I'm afraid of turning into one of those old people that just go to work, come home and watch fox news for 3 hours and kill themselves
Jaxson Turner
do you want to be a mod?
Eli Campbell
Sometimes I say I'm going to hang out with friends but really go to mcdonalds and get about 6 or 7 mcdoubles and eat them in an empty parking lot and cry I feel for you user
Jaxson Cruz
as the guy said, Chloe Foster, and the video is called we love chloe bb10955.
not entirely true. at 39 she starts blowing him and that shit continue until 46. He was getting blowjobs and handjobs for quite some time before he stuck his dick into her and exploded.
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Owen Sullivan
As a wise man once said:
"The problem is not the problem, the problem is your attitude to the problem." -Johnny Depp dressed up us a faggy pirate
Hunter Martin
No.
The problem is most definitely the problem.
The problem is he's a virgin and his brain, attitude, behavior and personality is responsible for that. You can't just tell him "change your attitude about it."
If he could do that, he wouldn't be in this position.
Justin Rodriguez
you need to act and think as if you are, and then you will.
what do all these things have in common? those people wouldn't have the correct attitude towards those kinds of actions. although, if you were to 'change their attitudes first - then those things would probably become second nature to them.
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Ayden Hughes
KILL THOSE "Parents" THIS INSTANT. It is very clear you got your loser genes from them and you shouldn't be having superior-issued mirror images walking around the same house with you.
It is your duty as the new generation to replace the old flawed generations which bred Gen-Z. Murder them and take the house. Sell it and buy a cheap apartment, then live off the cash for a good while.
Let me guess those failure parents don't even own the house, do they? They rented it with bank money and now they're in high-end debt.
Camden Clark
Black women must look at this video with pity.
Both OP and this video are a proof that white race is not physically and mentally equipped for sex at any age. If the Age Of Consent were to be extended to the age of full physical maturity, sex with an average white adult would be statutory rape. And hopefully – with the proliferation of technologies in mass surveillance and social control – it eventually will.
I can’t see any relevant difference between supposedly adult women in this video and underage girls. Ban white sex!
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Ian Morales
==I AM ZE MASTER OF ZE 8CHANZ==
Elijah Sanchez
This
Don't let your parents fuck you up. They are causing harm and if you let them affect you, it will make your life miserable.
Don't tell them anything, let them believe what they want. It isn't important.
Study hard, have a part time job if you can. If you aren't studying, find a job, work hard, save your money,
When you have some money saved, move out. Doesn't matter if you have to sell or throw away all your belongings, move out. It isn't worth the stress they are causing you.
When you have moved out, distance your self from your parents, only see or communicate with them on your terms. Work and study hard, work hard also on learning useful things, new hobbies,and social skills. It is all just practice.
You are old enough to raise hourself now, be your own parents. Read on the internetabout how to be a man. Talk with strangers, ask successful men for advice in all fields.
Exercise every day pushups, weights. It will build your esteem, make you fee! more confident.
Joseph James
pathetic af tbh. fucking square ass losers
Tyler Wright
I got raped at 17. Never told anyone, never will. I trust Holla Forums though.
Xavier Lopez
White people's logic at work.
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Bentley Lewis
Their future video:
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Henry Morales
>>5802958 >>5802966 >>5802971 >>5802975 Was puberty really necessary for any of these skills?
Jordan King
, , , , , , Was puberty really necessary for any of these skills?
Adam Sanders
, , , , , , , , Only in white women.
Also: White women again.
Luke Mitchell
Hire hookers, cuck.
David Cook
Genius of white people strikes again
They say that children are sexually incompetent.
Then they do everything to make them sexually incompetent.
Then they are surprised by the plague of sexually incompetent adults
