Is there anyone here who unironically like Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the lost Ark?

Is there anyone here who unironically like Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the lost Ark?
I'm watching it now and it's so hilariously bad, Steven Spielberg really is a hack.
It has a few cool sets and props and stuff but the action is so retarded and jewy, it's like an action movie meant for childish cowards.

Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark is a dumber retitle than Star Wars Episode IV A New Hope

It was supposed to be a throwback to old film serials from the 1940s, so that's kind of the point, but even then, Big Trouble in Little China succeeded better in that area.

The "Horten 229" in Raiders…kills me

-They dumped Ho-229 in 1936 well before the concept was created, the plans for the Horten were made in the 1943 however there are many other flying wing & delta craft built by Alexander Lippisch whom pioneered such concepts that could have been used (1st pic)

- The idiots gave the Horten wing fixed gear like morons clearly no-one filming knew anything about aircraft or WWII for that matter.
- They gave it props instead of the turbojets it should have.
- They made it seem that it was used it as a cargo plane? This doesn't make sense the craft is unsuitable for cargo due to size and construction… historically there are many interesting craft to choose from a JU-52 variant (second pic) would be a very ubiquitous in 1936. If you don't care about the year Wtf use an existing Luftwaffe cargo plane like the Me-323 that would have been more interesting (Third pic onward).

Raiders of the Lost Ark is awesome.

No one cares how historically accurate a plane is in a fun, dumb action comedy.

Yes, I agree Its a lazy series that could have done better if it was not written/produced by jews and done at least a little research prior to writing the story.

What did he mean by this?

never forget that spielberg is a piece of shit JEW, and he made documentaries about the nazi germany filled with lies.

he is the one who invented the soap bar and skinlamps myth.

If Jews weren't made into skinlamps, then who's skin was used to make my lamp?

The backdrop is lazy
"Lets kill nazis"…..but lets make it before the war.
This is a flawed idea for many main reasons; First at the time, the 1930's the animosity rabbi Jones had towards the Germans was in fact not shared by the US or its policies. In England Chamberlain was put into office in 1937 a year after Raiders. Second because this is not a wartime the murder of foreign civilians, soldiers, officers, etc. by a well known US archeologist would have been investigated and the perpetrator punished accordingly.
If Jones escaped to the US or England he would have been turned over to the German authorities. Thirdly the Germans would not have soldiers or war planes in Africa/ Egypt as that would have been an act of war, given that Egypt at the time was controlled by the British.
The French guy "Belloq" in doesn't make sense…. I think they were going for "French collaborator" however that's about 4 years away.I don't believe the Germans would allow a Frenchman to led (work with yes but not lead) an expedition … lots of old wounds (also a matter of pride), the occupation of the Rhineland by French ended in the 1930's. Also where is Himmler & his archeologists, The Germans had a ton of archeologists previous to the war that were all over the world….. They could have gone with that angle pic of German team of Archeologists from Tibet expedition in 1938.

Thanks Holla Forums. You ruined indiana jones for me. Are any of the sequels salvageable?

Probably some chink.

Temple of Doom is and always was the best.

One of the comfiest movies ever made.

Harrison Ford is jewish by the way.

indiana jones has always been a memefranchise, no one has ever liked it unironically.

Yet it's somehow the only other notable Lucasfilm franchise

Was a really good movie.

Leddit seems to like it.

Original Star wars movies cheesy, fun, schlock movie franchise.

Original Indiana Jones movies: cheesy,schlock & (ruined by) jew revenge porn/ diversity what's with the Arabs shooting people in the streets of Fascist Italy in 1938 ( last crusade). Mussolini was pretty laid back guy with crime apparently…

…… (((usual suspects))) claim Indiana Jones its the best thing ever despite being a rip off of old serials & movies with no growth at least Star wars added a few things.

Morons

indiana jones is better than star wars

indiana jones is better than sex

indiana jones is not a trilogy

Agreed I never understood why people bash it so much. Even when defending the 4th film they bash this one.

The only reason I have is how they portray everyone aside from Indy in the movie. It's a throwback to the serials, complete with every cultural stereotype, so people think it's racist or something. His love interest is the most shallow woman on the planet, the Indians are helpless without the aid of Indy, his sidekick speaks engrish, and actually portrays the British Empire as the good guys for keeping the Thugee down.

How long until Kathleen Kennedy and JJ decide to reboot the franchise and call it Indira Jones?


True.

Indira Jones will star a mulatto as a muslim nigger who uncovers the past of King Barbossa and the history of black supremacy kept hidden by evil whitey. Every movie will be WE WUZ tier.

Funny how quickly she went from mostly unknown Lucas/Spielberg toady to high-ranking Disney franchise suckup. Who's progressive I guess.

She's the Amy Pascal of Disney's LucasFilms, the only difference: she knows how to make relatively successful shitty movies.

Yeah, guys like Lasseter and Feige may be whores, but at least they seem fun to have a beer with.

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Annoying child character, and "cultural insensitivity" I guess. I think it's the best one too.

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Why is Short Round annoying? I thought he was one of the better child sidekicks. He's enough of a smartass to be comedic, but always defers to Indy and backs him up. The only time he really fucked up was that spike room, but Indy made mistakes too. I get shitting on Willie, but Short Round was a good child sidekick. He actually carried his fucking weight.

So yeah Jewy as fuck.