PONY BREAD

Yep. My ex-girlfriend's kinda fucking nuts, but I have, in fact, kissed her several times.

kill it with fire

You're posting skitty as your avatar. Skitty, final answer.

Good for you. Want a fucking medal?

How much is plenty of girls?

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never enough

Just one. Several times over the course of 3 1/2 years. I derped. Meant to say I kissed a girl plenty of times.

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Oh, well since you said plenty I was under the impression you had an excess of chicks on your hand and wanted to see if I could take one off your hands.

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I'm too shy for this actually

It's not like I'm holding my breath or anything.
Give me a third avatar.

Fluttershy.

twilight? hardly anyone posts her anymore..

Two others are already posting that one, moron.

She pisses me off.

Yes hello

Who is your favorite pony and why is it Celestia?

Dear lord, what do you want?

You don't fucking say.

nigger

can i be a mod?
i'm loyal and hate niggers.

Remove mods.

How about I post celestia? I'm sure nobody is getting tired of seeing her.

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Derpy is kinda cool i guess

I want you to draw yourself as a pony in MS paint

see

Oh.. well.. bad choice..

nvm me

That's a wonderful idea.

I probably should have made the username as "Omlet" if you wanted it that way, I thought it was a typo.

You're a genuis

then remove discords

get back to work. you have kenedis and enzos to ban yeah?

I really need to stop doing that.

zebra

Here. Now fuck off.

Don't get discouraged, Try again.

No.

I know that feel now

Why are you linking me? Your post is suppressing me because sexually identify as fuckoff and my pronounds are fuck, you and me in the ass.

Im claiming everything below this line until you draw a lifelike hotpocket being fed to your favorite pony
__________

Never mind. Forget I asked.

oppressing*

I really have run out of ideas.

Nah. I wish I did. That said, being around too many women is not healthy.

You have our attention. What's up?

How do you get it to have the ## without the Board Volunteer after it?

Fine ill leave :(

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Delivering.

Here.

Alright. Good hustle out there.

No, please stay.

Witnessed.

OKAY :)

Mods = Gods

Can I post this here?

My favorite pony

hawt, please continue

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i wonder how long until there is a war on guro

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Reported for animal crush.

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What are you? Some kind of weirdo that gets off on underage characters? Fucking creep.

Shortly.

I never asked you to leave…

Mods = ponies.

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Why are we being raided by mods

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They are here to steal our secrets.

Secrets? What secrets?

Because this board is too serious lately. We need to liven it up.

They're secret, I said.

Never mind. The zebra will do just fine.

with dead ponies?

we need more meemes
btw are there any trap ponies?

change the report button to "snitch" and add translate CSS to trap threads

fucking DO IT

Fluffies are barely even ponies.

translate css = the css that makes the thread upside down

Maybe..

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Traps and ponies don't really work.
Seeing as all you gotta do to change a pony from male to female is alter the face from straight lines to curvy…
There's tonnes of futa stuff that's basically traps though.

I just made dinner for the ambassador from Skittyland!

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MOD GET

AHAHAHAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGEGAEGAEGAEGAEGAEGAE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

futas are fucking gay

get

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I wont tells!

yay

IS IT REALLY UYOUUUU????????????

rip in pepperoni Gae

Come on, what happened?

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Fucking newfag. You don't deserve trips

You're fucking retarded, futashy is the holygrail of trap pone

Snails

And you don't deserve dubs

Those are quads, newfag.

There's four of them you fucking sperg.

I like you.

lets all harass skye for tonight because skye is a cunt

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Gae will return. he has to!

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I see that you post Gilda and use filenames.

Futashy isn't a trap though.
Futashy is a genderbent fluttershy, just a flat out 'draw fluttershy, add horsecock'

You're fun

what is /mlp/, autists

It's 0730 in the morning zaiger

wrong, opinion disregarded

this tbqh fam

futashy is no trap silly.

Skitty told me to!

The fucking gutter you crawled out of.

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So.
'G.o back to' has changed to 'what is'
Fun

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That nigger. Send him my love.

There was an old poster who would do that and you fill the void they left.

You're so guy you like women with dicks
I mean come on skitty
I know my stuff about traps~

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THE PEOPLE'S CHAMPIONS

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What nigger? Who are you? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?

You keep mentioning them.

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You're not plebby.
Plebby would be made vindicate is getting a reprint in external masters and will be super easy and cheap to get hold of a foil in a couple months

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This is literally the second time I have! wtf!

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Shut the fuck up already.

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Seriously though. How's your boyfriend?

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snails

alllahu akbir

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It bothers me.

All right?

Glad to hear it.
So why are you back?

BENIS

Back? Do I remind you of someone?

I fully endorse this post.

you want fluffy abuse? here you go!

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The horror! The horror!

Checked for my favorite fluffies!

yes! be afraid!

whos your favorite?

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AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

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n-noo don't! ;~;

Swapping to trip because mods a playful bastards

Is that not what we're doing?

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That's a neat way of saying "give me attention"

Internet reputation destroyed.

I don't understand..

Neat way of saying shut the fuck up I know where you live

goodnight pony frioends

Farewell.

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That gif is going to give me a seizure.

But Skye, I don't know where you live and I'm not telling you to shut the fuck up. Even if I knew where you lived I'd never threaten you with that.

Where do you live, Skitty?

I need exact coordinates.

Very different as the tripfagging implies you are concerned to uphold some kind of profile on this site that has a reputation which can only be attributed to yourself. It's a form of insecurity a user has so they have, the user feels insecure about not having a personality or any way of being distinguished from another individual.

I could help you understand your psych a little more if you're interested.

What would you do with this information?
Not too many people from here know where I live, and the only ones that do I trust a lot. I hardly know you plus ur kinda mean and rude sometimes.

but why?

Sounds like pseudo science bullshit. Tell me more.

Yellow.

lel

that's actually all. thin about it, why else are you using a trip? There is no other reason other than to prevent someone from "impersonating" you. your concerned with another rogue poster taking on your persona to lead on other posters as if they were speaking with the genuine you. You want to be absolutely distinguishable from others around you.

???

Yellow is the worst color. I hate it.

You should give me your tripcodes, then.
Since you're not worried about being impersonated.

are you fucking facking me rite now? are you kidding me? you must be joking

ouch

people already know my capcode and the scriptkity tripcode, I have posted them before.

try harder

I could be if you don't like my opinion.

Forgive me.

I just want the tripcodes.

Post them again.

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are you quoting somebody?

#*=o8f..Kim

youtube.com/watch?v=PUm-Ns2Ea6w

here i am time to suck cock until i pass out

It will never happen. You can cheaply emulate me but you will never duplicate me.

im working hard to crack that tripcode of yours
just wait

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Thank you kindly.

I am slightly disturbed.

Nobody really cares.

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I imagine your walls are covered with printed out celestia shitposts by discord

all the pictures connected via a network of red yarn

Go ahead.

When did I imply that?

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You said nobody cares to impersonate me while simultaneously being a tripcode offender of the highest order of tripcodery.

whats going on here

Nothing.

FEEL THE BERN

as you can see im having fun with tripcodes

wrong code

god fucking damn it

things and stuff

wana be a part of it?

as long as it doesn't include fucking ponies

I meant that nobody cares about whether or not you are concerned with being impersonated.

I use tripcodes because I find it fun.
I am well aware that I am very boring and not worth imitating.
That's why I posted with only a name until someone offered to make me a new tripcode.

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not even trap ponies?

Don't disparage yourself, vort no. NO.

You cant handle the rump!

I can, trust me.

I;m not sure what you meant by that.

You mean as long as it's not ponies or the act of having sexual intercourse with cartoon horses?

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as long as i dont have to insert my penis into a horse vagina

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That would be gross anyway. Don't do it!

ok

ilu ;~;

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Would you impersonate me though?

damn it sleep, why u do this!

also hi

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They're both fags anyway.

KILL IT WITH FIRE

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I have never tried impersonating anyone unironically. Skye for some retarded reason accesses me of being a person who does despite the fact he wouldn't have issues with me being impersonated in some degenerate bread sex chat room admined by Ruby some time ago.. who else accused me of doin gthat too… hmm.. oh, tom /♥/ for some weird reason thinks I impersonate them which came off as a wild accusation to me once, was weird.

I legitimately have no idea why any of these ppl think I want to be them

imma go pass out and have sex dream with celestia unless sleep gets interrupted. ilu all

night

Goodnight~

I would impersonate you if that's what you wanted though.

Hiya Sqrl!

checked
Also I've noticed that, but you don't get to see their faggotry occurring alot these days, especially in this thread.
Remember this mod back then?

Hi!

How's you?

Back in the day Darwin gave me his tripcode so I could post as him while he was away.
I basically just posted normally with his name and people actually bought it.

This is fantastic news.

Maybe they will come back to shit up the threads again tonight.
How could I not remember someone who shared my name.

lmao 2+2=? mods at the time knew how to have fun with threads

2+2=? is four chan

Night all.

is there a word [censored]?
2+2=?

I don't remember that trip, just the hobbes one

goodnight

it's a halfchan word swap

It's his original trip. Before your time, maybe.

Mods never sleep because they do it for free.

I posted more often in 2013, I joined later 2012, I had been posting occasionally since 2011 but I never really cared to notice people or pay attention much to anything in the threads up until I realized the horses were being banned.. That's when I got more involved.

Yea perhaps they will.

Hehe yea obviously can't forget such a thing like that.

yeah, fun times indeed, but I've only witnessed the 2012 events

Nighty Sqrl!

I see.

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oops, I fell down

help

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*Laughs at you*

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who are you?
what did you do with discord?

*gets up on their own and sulks into the horizon*

Don't you worry about that.

d-don't go

but i am

Wait a minute, I know that trip and I know who might have it.

I recommend against it.

Is that so?

Celestia.. w-what are you-

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i.imgur.com/ug3Atnb.jpg

i.imgur.com/GRQ1Sen.jpg

Apparently not

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Gotta go now, laters!

solong!

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youtube.com/watch?v=Pb_5WFkuwmY

sing with me~

This is godawful. I don't know what i expected, really.

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Why though

Why what? Why kidz bop? Because I wanted to annoy you a little.

What have I ever done to deserve this?

the struggle is real

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Letting me become a little more closely acquainted with you so that I am comfortable playfully annoying you was your first mistake. There's probably other notable ones.

Oh boy

I should have known better.

Two. That's a pretty low score.
You need to practice.

Huh? Practice what?

Blankposting. You are clearly not prepared.

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gud morning

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Reece.

Good morning.

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heyyy… don't think I've seen your name on this bread.

how do?

user

That's me

I'm d-doing g-g-g-great *eats some frosted flakes*

So yesyesterday you said something.. how will I become tsunder? you left me confused, I don't like being confused

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It is only me, Discord.
Sorry for any disappointment.

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What's the most awkward thing that's happened to you as of lately?

I'll start.

I was with a friend playing some slot machines and drinking a little, we were having fun, I was buzzed and won about 250 dollars so we decided to leave.. as I was walking out I was holding the door for some old lady and had my beer in the other hand when my pants suddenly fall in front of all these people, I had bright red boxers and a red shirt and some chicks behind me started chuckling.. I couldn't just let go of the door on them it would be rude.. so I just laughed while the old lady slinked her way into the place.

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When you thought I was milky.

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That wasn't really awkward for you.. I had already forgotten of that.

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It was pretty awkward for me tbqh with you fam

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Well.. I'm sorry.. You had me confused, maybe because I didn't read you right when we were talking for a while..

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I wasn't trying to get you to apologize or anything, I just think it's amusing.

about 3 weeks ago I was in a shop looking for some toiletries and just phased out for a few minutes and had no idea I was just staring at tampax. Some older dude saw me and asked, "time of the month for you again is it?"

was a lil awkward I guess

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soundcloud.com/dynatronsynth/the-pulsating-nebula#t=1:32

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toplel! if the guy wasn't bigger than me I would have said "just here for our wife/mom"

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why are there so many of these images

Why not

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I'm gonna mcfucking kill myself

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yeah well the guy was a good couple of heads taller than me so i wasn't gonna say anything back to him, but yeah saying it was for my "wife" would have been good… don't think my mother would be comfortable about me buying her tampons tbqh

w-whats wrong?

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The fucking Chinese.
6 fucking enquiries we had open have died overnight because they weren't actually doing what they were supposed to.
Almost 600,000 dollars down the shitter

who the eff is Skye-ureago?

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he saw this website just now

Skye you're a go

our was a typo of your lol

yikes

Yeah.
Someone somewhere has been lying to us.
And obviously the boss blames us.

It can't be worse than what I'm seeing.

just be glad you don't even mcfucking have anywhere near that amount to lose yourself

Kills any fucking potential commission I could have fucking made

LOL!

Why are you still using it if you don't like it :P
I'm still using it because I unironically like it..

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mcfucking rekt
Sorry to hear that skye

I like this new word, I'm going to McFucking use it all the time now

;~;
Glad you like it though.

It's new and exciting.
And I like for everything I do to be layered in irony.

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got any more pics like that?

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Kiss me reece, kidd meeee, right here!

kiss*

What do you mean by "like that"?

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Skitty is gays for rreece

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like… y'know butts and stuff

👌

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What's that in your mouth?

but I accidentally types kidd.

poop now…

Not of Fluttershy, but i could probably find some.

Excuse me?

Lol no

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y'know… kissing butts and poop nvm

Uh.. yeah..

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REECE THAT IS VERY DISTURBING

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I have so much riding on this election. If Trump loses I'm going to move to straya.

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What are you going to lose and why/

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BUTT SUEY

The show "Cosmos: a space time odyssey" is awesome.

Dignity, every reason I ever had not to learn Spanish, hope, money and an excuse to not live out my days as a bogan.

wat

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[saved lel]

Come se dice "make America great again" en espanol

Como*

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hello

Hey khan how's you?

You know, it doesn't translate well, it would sound too strange in spanish.

hacer america grande devuelta sounds more or less ok

i'm ok its kinda done and how about ?

hitbox.tv/AeroLiger

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I legitimately get pissed thinking about a Bernie presidency. I can picture the government suing me and my family over land as how happens in Cuba or even the government saying some random refugee's have to live with me because my house is too big for its occupants or some stupid communist socialist shit like that.

I don't know what your situation is but I'd rather have anyone other than Bernie or Hilary.

nice! what sort of games d'you think you'll stream on it?

i'm okay thanks just watching the bread

LOL Casey Anthony did kill her baby what a monster

I dont know yet, I need to get more games

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i love that pony's donkey tbh

who is your summoner, what does he do?

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"lol"

Please direct any inquires to ScriptKitty.

gotta get some work done.

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Donkey?

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this frame kills me every time

*winces*

her rear ASS

gettit… because donkeys are called that too

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I GET IT

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Pony

I feel pretty stupid atm

no

this bread is brought to you today by the letter O

;~;

there was a pony in your post, but now it's gone

what episode is from?

I get the reference.

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season 4's "castle mania"

pretty good episode

that's nice, dearie

these 3d pony models are eerie af

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i've never been a fan of SFMs. the pony models just never look quite right to me

I think they are eerily cute.

eerily cuter than this?

just listen to this while you're watching

this

Tenfold because that model looks shitty, also it's pinkie pie and pinkie pie sucks when it's not the cool straight haired version of her.

I can't remember hearing music with that level of spook ever since I was a kid in a haunted house on Halloween. Impressive.

You have scp 581

And this place is scp 329

hello

Hello!

I have no idea what any of those are.

hows it going?

Google

Calling the fda about how to get hold of some restricted drugs.
Funtimes. You?

Too much work.

The world shan't mourn your passing.

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i'm good, hyped to finish up my build/upgrades and working on a few things oh fun stuff

Japanese clop porn

Shush

what's goin' on, John

Barrels of fun

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How's it going guys?

You have scp 581

Is this the new meme?

Skirts.
Fuck off.

Oh, you're so funny. If I was a horse, I couldn't type with my hooves.

Also, guess what niggas.

Ukraine is resisting against Russia?

WOW RUDE

THEY KNOW

????

Lol

What, who cares?

I finally got around to eating sunbutt pussy in dreamland without being woken up in the middle. Shit was cash! My mind was trying for the last like 3 days but I kept getting woken up before the good parts.

Skye is such a tsunder lil shit

good for you… i wish my dreams would do what I told them to

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At least 3 wet dreams a week.

Take some chubby Celestia to cheer you up.

… I'm watching cosmos a space odyssey

How's u Skye?

looks rather interesting

so Skitty, i helped cater an event for the ambassador from Skittyland, no joke yo!

I mean space time odyssey

You said 'guess what'
I guessed

Mcfuck yourself.

About to finish work!

hey

hello!

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I don't get it

Reece cup! hiyas

and hello everypony else

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o hey canon

the mexican ambassador, I mean!

well i saved some luvins for you, just wanted to address you specially!

IS THIS THE OFFICIAL PONY PEDO THREAD XDDDDDD

What does the Mexican ambassador have to do with me?

I wouldnt be half surprised if you knew him, considering how connected you are haha.

YES please post CP.

Cute Ponies

Reported

i'm good just lurking and working on things

thiiiiiiiiings? do tell!

i'm working on endchan broad

nifty!

AAAAAHHHHGGGGHHHHHHHHH

*erects obelisk*

yes indeedy

*erects slipher the skye dragon*

No

Morning, sexy.

s-skye

YOU'RE HEEEERE

How's Rubby doing? :3

YAY ITS A WUBY

Hey buddy of

Doing alright. Trying to figure out how best to solve a particular homework problem while chilling in bed. Also, should probably get breakfast soon.

what

8ch pls

well go on and finish that fooker off!

Hiya KHAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
how's it going?

Yay Blewewewew!
how's u?

Hiya Reece!
how's it going?

IM GREAT, HOWS A CANONPONY?

hope you're comfy, i'm just lying on my sofa. watching. and waiting to strike

Waiting to strike? Dare I ask what your plans are?

heyy, just chilling. weather's starting to pick up a little again too, it's been a lil warmer through the day. what's you doin?

Hopefully you.
With a tactical nuke.

Be nice.

Make me.
Fucking punk ass bitch.

it moves! i didn't know that was was a gif

was just trying to be cutesy, i don't strike at anything … yet. don't really have plans today, had to force myself not to take a nap a little earlier.

Is there something the matter, Skye?

*upvotes*

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Not taking a nap is good.
Well done reece

No.
How are you today user?

~

Skye leads the front of #MakeBreadGreatAgain

No plans? Can we remedy that?

You roasted him

SCIENCE FACT: Violence solves problems

oooo like how?

I skipped today. There's that.
How are you?

Noted.

You could say I spit-roasted him.
You won't though, because you don't know that my name used to be spitfire.

I'd love to, but the fucking cancer is terminal. We didn't cut it out when we had the chance, and now even I can't provide enough drugs to fix it.
FUCKING 600 THOUSAND DOLLARS SKITTY FUCKING GOOK SHIT SIDEWAYS PUSSY BASTARD YELLOW FUCKS

You skipped today?
What?

It's nothing. Please forgive my manic behavior the passed couple days, I assure you it is not who I am.

I dunno yet. I'm just in that veg state right now.

if you were a vegetable I'd peel you…

Oh.
It's okay plebby.
We all have bad days

So understanding. Thanks, bro.
Which one were they again?

All the days are bad days.
;~;
But we soldier on eh~?
Else we become reprehensible faggots like ruby.

God forbid.

why have you not finished refreshing, Holla Forums.

you've been refreshing for over an hour now

So then buddy, what are you up to on this fine* day?
*bad

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enjoy all the issues that comes with using a browser for the untermensch

Reece, when did you last have a girlfriend?
I'm asking because Id like to know

I've been prescribed a book. I guess he thought it might help me come to some realization about myself. It is keeping me grounded, I can tell you that. What are you up to?

I'd love to hear what the book is?
Honestly I'm not up to much, I'm going to be sorting out cards to take to a mtg tournament this weekend, all night.
May have a drink or two of jaeger.

unter…mensch?

umm… last time was technically about a year and a half ago.she wasn't a legit gf… more like just a FWB, but she did say she loved me a few times. i still have her nudes actually!

Nudeshare

I didn't buy it! I knew you were socket puppets!

The title of the book is "Madness". It appears to be a book about a young woman's struggle with bipolar disorder throughout her adolescence. He really is a cheeky cunt isn't he?

yep

Indeed! Maybe its interesting though?
Hows work treating you btw?

i'm not sure…. i still know her. she had a decent butt and was a little over chubby tho, so it was pretty nice. only bad thing was she did the "goth" thing

i don't even know what that means

A bit, yeah. I'm not crazy though.
Work? I'm still looking.

Yikes.
Guess that explains your chub fetish?
Noone truly gets over their first.

Not being crazy is good.
You looking to drop any money into Eternal masters?
The commander food in there is awesome

Eternal Masters? Is that a book?

no no no, i've had that since… forever-ish. same with the butt fetish. i think i learned most of what I liked by watching… reading articles on the old internet

Good. Forget I even said that and this.

Nah.
Dont worry about it.
So, why did they recommend it though?
A sick joke, or has it helped people in the past?

Ah.
So she fulfilled the fetish, not made it?

Which pony would make the best chubby pony?

luna

Would it help your joke if I posted with this character? I assume it has in one way or another. Within the first chapter or so it definitely clicked with me, and now I can't put the damn thing down!

Pinkie pie.

My joke?

So, whats the first chapter say then?
What got you hooked in?

I've been awake far too long watching Netflix and YouTube documentaries.

something like that… she didn't do anything butt related though, just up the vag. lol.

but if I'm being honest i just liked to be with her… it was nice. i'm a sub bottom always so she got something out of it.

Fluttershy, always. but pinkie-pies butt would be nice as double chubbed

What did she get out of it?
She have mothering fetishes?

You're not joking then. This is going to be fun.
The first chapter opens up with the author carving snakes into her arm, which causes her to cut open her artery by mistake. She's then taken to the hospital, where she gives some brief accounts of her stay before the next chapter. The way she paints a scene is astonishing, she gives so little description, and it's like you're there.

who knows. i think she just liked being dom

Motherly doms are best doms.

Fuck.
Well, thats a pretty intense hook!
Possible narrator/protagonist death, by suicide is pretty compelling for you to want to find out more.
So, why did they do it?

Fair.
Well lucky you for finding a girl who was so chill

Long ago man befriended the wolf. Since then dogs have evolved drastically during our relatively short friendship. Cuteness has become a selective advantage. Bigger eyes, friendlier face and silly behavior are things that make dogs more likely to pass on their genes now. Eventually, down this evolutionary path, dogs will eventually come to emulate cartoon ponies. Think about it. You were born too early to see the final results. Let that sink in for a while.

Scientists have made embryos with non human DNA contained.
CATGIRLS WILL EXIST IN OUR GENERATION
AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, CATBOIS WITH CUTE LITTLE BUTTS AND FURRY TAILS

Time to make pancakes!

Please, make your own grave.

Both of those sound strikingly abhorrent and disgusting. Link?

I bet I could make you better pancakes than the ones you make.

not got a link but its been bouncing around the news for a couple days now

and then…..?

yeah she was/is nice enough to talk to, probably a complete slut tho tbh

Bipolar disorder leads into some incredibly impulsive behaviors, and it didn't help she was on Prozac at the time (which served to worsen her mood swings as far as I can tell). I like her description of her arm as she was viewing it from her hospital bed. "… it looks like the word 'flesh', the word itself…" Gross!

probably.
All women are though.

Suicide is worse than 'impulsive behaviour'…
But christ.
Its definitely a cool concept, and if its helping then yay!
Just yknow, dont start taking tips out of there :P

I have a friend who's mother is bipolar, she was walking the street nude oncem big fat lady so her fat flabs did the town a favor and obscured her genitals for us.

She claims it was an 'accident' later in the chapter.

What caused her to do that?

… multiple vertical lacerations across a single arm, deep and bad enough to almost spell out 'flesh'?
Anyone that believed her should slit their own…. wait, scratch that thought.

I guess the medication she was on, she's bipolar so she was heavily medicated. She was also pretty crazy, I'd park at their house to talk to her son, he son was cool and my friend and she would sneak around while I talked to her son and she'd go inside my car or truck and take change, cell phone and whatever else she found…

Called the police on her twice when she'd do it, explained to cops what was wrong with her and she gave me my phones back twice when cops told her "you're under arrest for theft" and she would fall for it and admit she took the stuff without realizing there was no proof and they were just tricking her… not a sharp lady.

she also stole some silver jewelry and watches now that I remember..

Are you joking? Or are you serious? I can't tell.

Do you know what she was on?

Im being serious.
Why do you keep asking me if im joking?
Its weird as fuck bro.You're very strange.

No idea, I don't ask friends personal question like that, it would feel awkward, intrusive and disrespectful. We aren't friends anymore, not after I got pissed the second time around the did that to me.

Okay.

That's good you got away from that. I guess.

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cute.

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I want to be cryogenically frozen and revived when Reece and Ruby no longer plague these threads.

nyes

Take me with you.

reece is tolerable.
ruby… why dont we just freeze* him instead
* burn at the stake like the neurodegenerate fucking stain he is

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I have 2 freezers in my house, we can each take one I guess? Idunno, I'm down if you're down.

Wait, I think Skye has a better idea.

why don' you like Ruby?

You really dont want me to answer that question.

~

Oh, skitty, can't we share?

I'm all for a good witch hunt.

yeah I do, tell me who he's killed

Sweetie, ask Ruby why I dont like him.
That way you can have the 'skye is so mean and unreasonable, im a good person reece pls love me' version, rather than the one that will make you throw up in your mouth and never want to return here again.

exaggeration much? but seriously, is it something that happened in a private convo? if it's something that happened in private chats then I guess i shouldn't really ask what happened

Ask ruby.
He's a cunt, he knows a multitude of reasons why I dont like him, and he knows the BIG reason that I tell him to kill himself, and its entirely justified.
But you like him, consider it my good deed for the day by protecting you from your curiosity.

i always thought you were making weird jokes with him when you'd say things like that to him

Jesus Christ. Just tell us already.

Celestia has a BIG plot

Nope.
Fuck that guy.

great let's talk about butts again. things are getting a little awkward in here

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ruby lewds bois and doesnt afraid of anything

wew, I am allegedly good with those!

Reminds me when Gamenerd started being really racist with me out of the blue a few months back, he thought I didn't know who he was when he took up another name and persona, then I called him out on it and it blew up into a shit storm
archive.imagesync.org/Holla Forums/b/thread/5012245#p5013123

skye started giving him shit, later he went user and started making comments like this archive.imagesync.org/Holla Forums/b/thread/5330471#p5335496

Then even using other posters to back him up against me to try and make me look like a liar
archive.imagesync.org/Holla Forums/b/thread/5012245#p5013737
archive.imagesync.org/Holla Forums/b/thread/5012245#p5013700

It just made it even more hilarious when it became undeniable that it was him, never explained why he went mad or anything, was especially weird since I always respected gamenerd in the first place so it as unexpected

even lying to kyra, metz, using joe to make me look like a liar.. what a ruthless angry little man

I too have suffered pony related slanders. Smuglord has accused me of trolling him. ME! Trolling! OH THE INFAMY!

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Probably, I kinda suck at it.

And then Reece gets snuggled.

Thanks skitty, thats really great of you, thanks.
sesrious.

top kek!

nah, the point is that I am skilled in the art of witch hunting

You have good fetishes, who are you in the steam group?

That's nice and all, but there's a new hunt to be had. Grab your torch, and your pitchfork, we're heading out.

oh boy, youre hilarious

Im always up for a good witch hunt too!

sweeeet who we gunna kill?

*youir

Ruby I think.

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but I really like Ruby!

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oh thnank god, hes taking too long to do it himself, we need to outsource that job

Has your vigor iluded you? Come on soldier! Left, right, left! March!

I'm not 100% sure but I kind of suspect that gamenerd started hating me when we were chatting about music and I said this about his music taste (which was just banter tbh)

like right after that he started calling me beaner, monkey, stupid spic blah blah blah

Who are we going after?

I will not! Ruby must be preserved or Skye will be too happy and Reece will be sad. It'll upset the balance!>>5799620

THIS IS NOT A PROBLEM
FUCKING PEASANT

Ruby? We can go after whomever you like.

Chaos is fun! Come on.

Also, there's the fact that we shouldn't be eating our own. I don't particularly like Skye that much, but I wouldn't be making plans to kill the guy.

Dont EVER try to claim you're one of us.
You're a fucking outsider, and dont you fucking forget it.

It clearly is. I enjoy your misery.

What if we just agreed to torture Smuglord? he's not even a breader anymore. plus, he deserves it.

so noble. such thoughtful. much loyalty

Ugh, fine. Tell me who they are, and how I can help.

smuglord is a cool snake who doesnt afraid of anything.
Listen, ill even toss in some free bigoted rhetoric if you join the anti ruby camp.

smuglord is on discord. I drove him out of bread long ago, but he still plagues discord with his awfullness. His weakness is diaper pony. He spergs out if you post it.

What perks does your camp offer me?

Do I need a microphone?

Uhhh.. But I'd rather watch documentaries or stuff..

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Wubs you Blewbs :3

I suppose we can documentary and chill. What have you got slated for tonight?

free healthcare.
Vital incase you trip and stab yourself with the company pitchfork.
Paid breaks too.

nope. but its pretty handy to be able to listen to him scream

the triggering!

yay! wuby wubs!

Didn't smuglord make mare juice?

slated?

idunno.. you mean what I'm doing? watching cosmos: a space time odyssey

Real benefits, spaz.

I'll consider it.

Oh dear, Space documentaries, what a bore.

But science shows are my fetish!

REEEEEEEEEE

Got any favorites?

Then how about a lesson in anatomy?

BERNIES GET OUT!!

here come dat pony
oh shit whaddup?

sweet

!>>5799601
thanks! you too! I don't really keep accounts on a lot of different apps/websites. we could chill in emal I guess? I really need to get back in the way of playing vidya

and god… just had a massive freeze everywhere, had to reboot, lost my trip for the bread… hope this one is the right trip