Riverdale trailer

Dark and edgy Archie version?

I want to fuck jughead

How can we make Archie more generic?

MAKE IT DARK AND EDGY.

TELL ME ABOUT JUG, WHY DOES HE WEAR THE CROWN?

What will they subvert next?

The current year Archie is pretty pozzed though.

I'll be honest, I've never read Archie. I just wanted to shitpost.

Nothing wrong with that. I don't even watch TV or movies and yet here I am on a board called Holla Forums.

Me either, I just watch black and white films

I only watch porn.

cuckold porn, right? it's the thinking man's fetish after all.

dropped for me familia

The original artist for Archie made lewds of his own work. Quite a bit actually.

I think this could only be a improvement. Archie always sucks except for when it tries to subvert itself like with the Archie meets The Punisher crossover or Archie Vs. Predator.

well you gotta post em now. also you know hes drawn tons of disgusting fetish shit for hisown private use.

At its heart Archie was always about a guy with two girls desperate to fuck him. Reggie the hater/antagonist and jughead the comic relief were just window dressing for what was essentially a universal male fantasy. That show looks like pure shit and I bet doesn't last a full season.

You'd be right if you weren't so wrong user.

I don't know how these comics worked, but they look like Parodies. These works happen because someone thinks "Hey, Archie is usually happy, cozy comic, So lets subvert that for the sake of comedic parody." This show feels like it wants to be taken seriously as a murder mystery and be all edgy and kewl, you'd notice that if you weren't a raging autist user.

Why would two smokin' hot babes be attracted to a ginger?

Outside of that stupid issue where Archie takes a bullet for that gay guy running for senator, it doesn't seem that pozzed to me.

Is this a fake trailer?

This has to be a ruse.

I mostly just come here to make fun og ugly celebrities tbh.

Jughead is asexual and there's gays in Rivendell highschool. The last story arc was about the local gay boy finding someone to pozz his ass.

Because jews like to project. Also, Archie has and will always suck.