Thanks for taking me out to dinner user!

just end me bros ;_;

Guess that's the result from all the eating pictures.

Is that mike before he got fat?

no its the guy in how i met your mother

don't talk about my mom that way

Well, that tears it, Lexi's a borderline.

There was a thread on Holla Forums a while back with a guy claiming to work in the porn industry and be a writer for a lot of the XXX Parody movies. He said Lexi was a "little" and considered whoever she dated her "daddy" If you're not familiar with that degenerate fetish, I think there's like three dead boards on the topic here.

>>>/lgdd/
>>>/ddlg/
>>>/abdl/

I understand being skeptical about his claim, but I believed him after he said that because she references daddies a lot in interviews, often in ways which are a little awkward (see clip) and in the context that she has a fetish for "daddies" this clip makes way more sense, and it makes sense she'd have daddy issues given her past in foster care.

Anyway, I'm familiar with it because despite not being at all into the fetish I have all the "daddy" traits littles are turned on by, so every girl I've dated for years has turned out to be a little.

From my experience, a huge number off girls in the fetish have borderline personality disorder, not I wouldn't say every girl who describes herself as a little or babygirl is borderline, but I would say every borderline is a little, borderlines definitionally stopped emotionally maturing as a child.

Anyway, there's a list of symptoms they have (which you can google, or I can post an image of) but the one that's important here is binging. Borderlines binge on food, drugs, shopping, sex or drinking. In my experience, while they don't put on weight for every sex partner (they have a lot of casual sex) they do seem to gain 10-40 pounds every time a relationship they consider "serious" falls apart. I dated an extremely curvy borderline for a couple years, and I saw a picture of her when she was 16 once and she had a perfect 10/10 figure then. Two boyfriends later and she's still quite curvy, but she's starting to chub out (which I'm kind of into.)

A year after the relationship she sends me a picture of her with the new guy to try to get under my skin, and it has the exact opposite effect. She's 60 pounds heavier and way passed the point of no return for me.

Lexi probably lots a relationship with a daddy she liked a few months before that scene.

search for my cousin is a porn star article. Lexi was passed around home to home and around foster homes. literally explains why she might have daddy issues basically looking for a family

All I could think about while reading that article was that video of her fucking a fat bald guy covered in peanut butter.

If this fat pig expects me to pay for her food she's got another thing coming.

Great.
Now let me tell you about the Jews.

kek

Was she molested?

of course she was abused

This is a dark day, I wasn't previously aware of this.

Still would

scene name?

She's cuter as a chubster tbh

I imagine that is what Laci Green looks like without clothes.

Honestly I think she's more attractive this way. Thickness works for her.

Man lesbian porn is super boring

Yeah, same for Carmella Bing.

Maybe if she has bigger tits.

no, just no. Carmella was GOAT before she chubbed up

Shit like this would have turned me on back when I was 14. Now it's just depressing.

Once again, further proof that there is nothing sadder than fat chicks with small tits. What a shitty genetic killjoy it is.

All professional porn is boring. I still don't understand why people pay for it when all the good shit is amateur stuff you can find for free.

Blacked is the kino of porn. They have suck great imagery compared to all other porn productions. More people should watch Blacked for the kino.

CK memes aside, you're right. The people behind Blacked know how to shoot. Most people in the business can't even do a white balance or adjust the lighting before filming so most of the time it looks like shit.

Where's the bowl of eggs screencap when you need it

Do porn watchers really care about cinematography? I find that it enhances the experience but I don't like interracial porn.

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Watch old 80's porn that had that awful sheen on the performers skin.

would tie up and rape

Women exist to be objectified you fucking faggot.

I care, especially now that everything is shot in HD.

Is porn even that profitable in the internet age?

Would race mix with and I rate her a 14/88.

Yeah that user eventually showed pics with Asa and shit so I buy it unless he's a deluded fan

I think it's something about lesbians in general.
Name a funny Lesbian.
Name a none hatefilled anger filled lesbian.
Lesbians are not human

Ellen degeneres seems like a pretty cool guy

sapphos.

Name a FUNNY lesbian
Name a none hatefulled angerfilled lesbian.

These two do NOT fit the bill

sapphos is a a none hatefulled angerfilled lesbian.

Watch Vixen if you don't like IR. Same company so it has the same production values and nearly all of the scenes are with white performers.

Sorry, I don't watch CRAP.

No. It's still getting funding because it's a psychological weapon

Is that a pokemon? Cause nigga I aint speak china

Where does the funding come from? The FEDERAL RESERVE?

Where can I get the chubby lexi video?

fucking Schlansky

streaming service.
look for lesbian panty scene

how the fuck is ellen degeneres angry? rosie odonnel, jeanine garafolo sure… but ellen? nigga you is smoking crack

Ellen beat the shit out of me infront of my Dad and when I begged her to stop she began dancing while my mom applauded and started dancing too.

SHE'S A MONSTER

at least she didnt fuck you with a strap on and give you the gay

you aint speak english either.

#EllenSurvivors

WE NEED TO FINALLY SPEAK OUT

Yo Well ah'll tell you what you bettah be on yo' bomb behavior from now on unless you wants uh dong in yo' mouf ah tell you

y'all shiggy diggy 'cuz

irregardles, you could of been less of a fag

lies. disgusting lies.

Post moar.

I hope her feet haven't chubbed up like the rest of her

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Goddammit feetfags at /gif/

SOMEONE LINK THE CHUBBY LEXI BIDEO I CANNEEE FIND IT

brazzers.com/scenes/view/id/9423/wet-panties-scissoring/

extratorrent.cc/torrent/4656554/HotAndMean - Jenna Sativa, Lexi Belle (Wet Panties Scissoring) NEW 20 January 2016.html

There's a torrent. Here's the pics:

imagefap.com/pictures/5923505/Jenna-Sativa-Lexi-Belle

Thanks man, I want you to know I'll be jacking off for you. I've written down your post number and will post my jizz on it once I've finished

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tbf tabitha stevens face is pretty fucked up

Leya Falcon paid the toll Snoop Dogg's son drugged and raped her even though she was already DTF

Are we supposed to feel sorry for them?

Can't rape a whore, just theft.

fuck off, matt forney.

Neat old reference to 2008 man'o'sphere pickup artist garbage.

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*snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff*…oh yes my dear….*sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff*….quite pungent indeed…is that….dare I say….*sssssssnniff*…eggs I smell?……*sniff sniff*….hmmm…yes…quite so my darling….*sniff*….quite pungent eggs yes very much so …..*ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff*….ah yes…and also….a hint of….*sniff*….cheese…..quite wet my dear….*sniff*…but of yes…this will do nicely….*sniff*…..please my dear….another if you please….nice a big now….

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Oh yes…very good!….very sloppy and wet my dear….hmmmmm…is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?…hmmmm…..let me…..let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling…….hmmmmm….hmm..yes….that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear….ah yes….let me guess…curry for dinner?….oh quite right I am….aren't I?….ok….time for sniff…..*sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff*…..hmmm…hhhmmmmm I see…yes….yes indeed as well curry……hmmm….that fragrance is quite noticeable….yes…..onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?…..hmmmmm….yes quite…..

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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..*sniff*…ah….*ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff*…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….*sniff sniff*…hmmm….is that….*sniff*….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…*sniff*….a little whiff more if you please…..*ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff*…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…*sniff*….the most pungent one yet my dear….*ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff*….yes…

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*snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff*…oh yes comrade….*sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff*….quite socialist indeed…is that….dare I say….*sssssssnniff*…gommunism I smell?……*sniff sniff*….hmmm…yes…quite so my darling Karl….*sniff*…true gommunism yes very much so …..*ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff*….ah yes…and also….a hint of….*sniff*….talmudic rhetoric…..quite kosher my dear….*sniff*…but of yes…this will do nicely….*sniff*…..please my comrade….another if you please….nice a big now….

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Oh yes…very good!….very working class and proli comrade….hmmmmm…is that a drop of gulag I see in the fields?…hmmmm…..let me…..let me just have a little look before the revolution comrade…….hmmmmm….hmm..yes….that is an efficient bit of gulag comrade….ah yes….let me guess…tire out the men before reducation?….oh quite right I am….aren't I?….ok….time for sniff…..*sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff*…..hmmm…hhhmmmmm I see…yes….yes indeed as well reducation……hmmm….that fragrance is quite noticeable….yes…..Hoxha and Stirner I take it comrade?…..hmmmmm….yes quite…..

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Oh I was not expecting that…that little rise comrade….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me read this little one…just one small scan…..*sniff*…ah….*ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff*…and yet…spooks…yes…the spooks….*sniff sniff*…hmmm….is that….*sniff*….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…*sniff*….a little whiff more if you please…..*ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff*…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable comrade…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…*sniff*….the most faithful one yet comrade….*ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff*….yes…

I'm having trouble cumming to this.
It's my first experience with lesbian porn but seriously every seen it's like…going up on a roller coaster but never going down. It's HYPE HYPE HYPE but no output.

Man…Lesbians suck…

cuck

Lesbians actually go crazy if they enter long term relationships because they can't properly satisfy eachother.

What was it?

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nonsensical spam of some sort. it was kind of like Timecube but with panty-sniffing and/or ageplay.

should really name that first pic to mike and jay.jpg

fart fetish but rely cringe worthy

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Literally Gollum in a wig

That's it?

I don't watch porn to laugh, my friend.

why do you hate yourself user