Pony bread: you gotta share, you gotta care

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How're all you horsefuckers doing?

Oh thank god, I would have started one but you know, no images right now

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You'll want some lotion too. not only will it soothe razor burn but most lotion has alcohol in it that will help disinfect to prevent ingrown hairs, etc.


im good, how are you?


its ok, I'll always be around to pony pony in the name of Leader


I keked. a worthwhile animu post, finally!

taking a bath, shaving a big ol' beaver off my willy… you ?

They should have cast you as the element of loyalty

I'm doing great, about to hang with some *chan going shitposters I work with.

ooooh a shaved peener too! cuteness. Best to use clippers or scissors on the upper parts til its manageable, then shave with the grain, and finally against the grain at the end if you want super smootgh. It might pinch a bit at first but you'll learn how your hair works and get used to it


d'awww thanks friendo


kick ass, sounds like fun

Post progress pics

So how long have you known Smokey? I've seen some of your chickuns that go back to halfchan

Test

Late 2012 or early 2013 I joined the breads. he'd been fighting for at least a year before I showed up along with Skitty, Sqsqsq, and many a funposter now lost to time

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Cough fucking cough

you were there too? what name did you post under?

This cannot possibly end well.

You got something personal against 4chan?

I'm just shaving my willy beard today, legs and body hair can wait till i have wax strips, lotion and powder


would you pay in pictures of Ruby as a trap?

but who knows, might post progress pics

… Spitfire


Hahaha no

does the muffin man live on dreary lane?

I can't really trap, Reece.

You can barely human

U so fat.

Besides the GG thing?

I'm not so much fat, so much as hairy, specifically around my face.

Mod's banned fun.

good idea. youre gunna be super cute. Ruby's probly going to rape you a lot more often!


you and your sneaky name changes

What are you Sasquatch? Have you ever even tried to wear a bra?

Holy shit what the trailer trash truck driver wife hell is this

Ruby looks like a viking/medieval man, they did not make good traps

Define fun

We're gonna go to gamestop, pick up some games, get lunch, and sing Moon Man.

Chickun, spam, bad.horse, and inaudible cock fondling.

Sorry, here is a better version

Nah son

gotta go, we got a fresh shipment of books

sneky?

Have fun!

Snakey

woof

Slap blewberry

mew


sssssss this is snek

You are not snek.
Not even close

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This is why you need to be slapped

I don't want to hit anyone

Did I ask what you wanted?

*bites your moob and runs away*

is Ruby still here?

Dammit.

Hopefully he killed himself.

Jeez this ark server I joined made me download like 1 terabyte of mods, it has so many mods the game can't run lol

Skitty proved to have shit computer.
Hacker status revoked

Skye be nice or no moar snek

Is that a threat…?

yes

I bought the game 2 others from here and apparently none of them can play it, you need a pretty capable PC to run the game, mine can run it fine when it's not loaded with tons of mods apparently.

Time for me to go shitpost irl, bye

Oh, silly me… I forgot to download some map DLC which is why the game never played..

Goodbye "tfw will never" user

(You)

hey (You) wake up and and answer me… please

Skitty I'm joking.

/Hug

just got out of the bath.. feel nice and smooth down there now!

wonder how much waxing hurts….. how're you?

I was just in my room feeling slightly depressed suddenly, as though I was missing something. Then I realized, I live on a ranch, my room is perfect, and has all I want in it, I have a choice of different cars to drive, I have internet, I don't have to sell my life to someone else for money and can spend all my time doing whatever I want.. What the fuck was I thinking.

Yay!

Waxing hurts quite a lot reece, id recommend trying it out on an arm before your more sensitive areas!
Im ok thanks, just got home, removed my shoes, enjoying freddom and some chocolate!

I will play ARK and capture a verity of dinosaurs and name them all after people in this thread.

woop!

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I'm playing A-RK

I can only hope that you'll lose all of that suddenly and know what real shame is.

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Which is why I despise Bernie Sanders and socialists.
If Trump wins I'll be happy.

yyyeah, i'd never wax my balls or weenis, i did an okay job just with a razor and foam on them today

i'll only wax my chest etc.

Praise Skitty.

gotcha.
Well hopefully youre proud of the results!

Domo arigato Mr.Roboto

yup, and… there's a record of my progress too

pls no

morning, or, good afternoon

your little visit has been noticed.
how dare you?

Progress?
I thought you had completed it!

dude gross don't post your shaved needle dick here

Morning.

just my peen, still got more to do

dude yes please post your shaved needle dick here

It has nothing to do with politics. I just want to see you in particular suffer from depression.

You better be the real RK. If you're making me talk to some bot I'm gonna be pissed.

Wow
meanie

Well I am a manic depressive. Good thing for me is I'm typically on the upside of it rather than the downside.

hi, Skittish!
how are you?

soon you will be the cutest boi in bread!~

Wew! Skittun! Butter my biscuit lad!

not while nat is about~

I vote Reece!

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a vote for reece is a vote for wrong!

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trying to play ark but each server needs so many mods I'm getting bored of downloading them all

you mentioned you might play minecraft with babs or something

if or when you do you should tell me, I might join…

Battleship cuter.

:3


so do i have to wear girl clothes to be as cute as natsoc?

obviously…

it helps~

fucking gay m8. Dun be a gay. Hunting a hurricane.

I've worn an irish kilt before… that help?

kilts are girls clothes i guess.
and being irish makes them doubly so

You're hunting a hurricane? Nigger there are no hurricanes in the Americas right now.

you ever worn girl clothes before?

More times than I can remember in highschool and with the military.
Why?

just curious is all… your bf likes too anyway

My boyfriend very very very much enjoys it.
He literally only owns womens underwear for a start…
He is a slut

You're a dense one. Like Venusian dense nigga. I'm making words at you.

pat obrien's in New Orleans makes the best hurricanes

My primary language is Spanish you belligerent baboon, how am I to know what you're trying to say, I'm not sure if you're using some kind of idiom or just haven't taken that paintbrush out of your ass yet

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Oh look, here comes the buck toothed cock lusting Brit to ride aku's cock straight into battle with me

come on fag, I'll take you BOTH

Ive told you sweetie, I dont get involved with any cock except my own~

what about Nat?

You have sooooo much to learn reecey baby.

gunna scamper along to the store, laters everypony!

b-but doesn't Nat have a lady penis?


aww come back soon

Yes he does~
A rather lovely one actually.
But, hes on the bottom.


later!

i will! keep being cute and I'll be back before you know it

I made it up Satan.

see ya around Skye

oooohkay, bye bye

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SCIENCE FACT: The Skye has been observed to be a coprophagous creature of habitual faggotry known for traveling upwards of eight thousand miles just to suck the shit out of another mans ass and deny it with a shit eating grin the next day

Kek.
Skitty, no~

singles confirm this is fact

you were supposed to have left

there a reason you keep changing your name?

what happened to spitfire tripcode?

I like my trips and use whatever I feel like using on my laptop.
Maybe i just like to play dressup

skyes favorite color is shit & corn covered dick

skitty you shut your beaner mouth right now

I've never used a trip on any chan before Holla Forums, i don't know how to make my trip look like anything other than gibberish

i can make you a trip if youd like?

please make it tough and threatening

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email.

it's just a blank reply to the email yesterday tho

rofl Metroidz (old bread poster) has some shitty neighbors, he just showed me a picture of some neighbor of his who pushed his old classic car down the drive way with a shitty honda, his car is hardly scratched but his neighbors car is fucked from the front end LMAO!

It said hi reece.
reply to it

testing

Did you copy paste it straight in?
I think you may have fucked it up…

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yup pasted it straight in

goddamnit

beep

nope

uhgain sorry

Skye test

last one

and again

Well it works when I do it reece.

dount put double hashes in ffs

I've been trying both… you put the code after the one hash right?

that worked

Yes.
looks like you got it working at last…
Want me to send some more for you to take for a spin?
Got any requests youd like me to chug away at?
Anything longer than 6 letters tends to take a while

nahh I think I'll be okay, thanks for that though!

didn't realize getting a non-gibberish tripcode took a while

well yeah, you basically get a computer to test out a fuck tonne of combos and say 'only show me the ones with these letters'
You're very welcome~

testing your latest one

Dayum son~

oh nice

I am physically cringing

facial expressions look identical… lel

going back to this one

:P

Kek.
Anyway, when you want a more trip that better displays your…. 'personality~', let me know

You know what you should do? Get a good tripcode. One that says !Pieces- and go by reeces pieces, that would be utterly adorable.

was thinking… couldn't someone abuse that system to find out somebody's tripcode?


mmkay, outside of being a sissy i don't know what my personality is tbh

Thats a possible option!

yeah, but itd take fucking ages.
Well if you figure it feel free to email me!
Also, progress pic mister. I dont work for free.

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not sure how Ruby would feel… but okay… besides he's getting something extra in his email that you aint never gon' get sooo…


I'll see…

Ey, I'm back

sent.

im intrigued!
But I share natsoc, you meanie.

nice to see you!

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Have to be up at 5 tomorrow… suppose i should go to bed in an hour or so
;-;
being an adult sucks

What up?

not much, im in bed, its half 8.
this is not an enjoyable state of affairs tbh son.

tell me my ween is adorable

Have some Celestia

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your ween is totes adorbs.

thanks bro.
420 praise it

What's RK up 2 2day

listening to music

tee waii, also noticed i accidentally cut my balls a little with the razor… how long do i have to live, doc?

I updated my bread script, the browser notifications on replies now have a chime sound so you can be in game and know when someone replies to you. Glad I did that.

i noticed
it feels like ponychan :c

#5ニヨF胸D0

something like this

i'd put some aftershave on it, has alcohol to sterilize the cut

WHAT A GOOD IDEA I HAD EH

That's where it comes from, it's pretty great.


pfff I already had the idea floating around but was never motivated to do it since nobody else wanted it

i'd like to have that script tbh please. as long as you didn't put illuminati-esque code in there

THANKS SKYE
THERE I SAID IT SO YOU DONT HAVE TO

It's on my github under the name ScriptKi77y

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trip test

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You should do something like that but with pieces instead of just piece.

but this is your tripcode

I know, but now everyone has it, you should just make your own.

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anyway I'm going back to this tripcode so I can't be cloned again

lol like this

huh?

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Fuck him in the fema dick!

hello

not me. evil twin

uh?

huh?

hi!

ohhhh

I was just testing the trip


you see that's what happens when you don't have a personality and you're easily emulated. I can go without a tripcode and people will always know whether it's an imposer or a real genuine me.

You left testicle got a pinicle of the icicle and niggers and Tards and niggers and Tards!

hows it going

basically how i behave until i get bored and fancy a change of pace

;-;

rude.

Periodically using different accents fills the void.

Dude! I'm always up at 5:00am

yes

/pet

It's ok Reece

i am not~
745 standard for me

I'm playing

that's weekend wakeup tier.

midday weekends son~

it's okay


get ready for bed, brother

Hey. Cool trip, dawg~

Dear god, how do you all nipple all the time?

im in bed already!

wut

RUUUUUUBY

Also I'm the real me. Skye gave me a more English looking tripcode…. if you haven't been following the bread

If you fuck your enemies, they win.

If you fuck your enemies, they win.

I confirm this is the real reece.
no joking ruby.

whut

I'm telling reece he should get a tripcode like that, it's a lot better than the cringy shit skye wants them to use tbh, thought someone else should make it because I suspect he thinks I'd care to impersonate his degenerate self

reece reece reece reece
Try this one on!
#v`:R]*Zc

3:14 PM - Lora Grim: I am giving birth to Satan, Skitty.
3:14 PM - Lora Grim: The dogs made me do this

whatever it says in my trip IT'S NOT TRUE

oops

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kek

id do it

/?

Alright alright… so how's it going though?

Yeah, I can't imagine you wanting to impersonate him. Also, most tech companies are retarded. Fuck WindRiver and their pain in the ass API. Also, fuck Oracle for everything. Someone should really just take Larry Ellison, tie him to the ground, and hawk a giant loogie in his face. I know that sounds disgusting, but fuck him; he's a prick.

that's…better?

think I'll go back to this one tho

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whut

lol I know ur pain

Shut your piss and wiggle koffing to freedom Skye!

it's goin'… i totally didn't send you an email by the way


i can't use tripcodes posted in the bread… it'll confuse the people who like me when someone who is not me uses it

you are very odd

i can send em in email~

I am the space anomaly you've been searching for mr la forge!

weird aku bad

Oh really… I totally will have to not check that email soon. After all, I might just be pleasantly surprised after struggling with VxWorks' bullshit. We couldn't have that happening, now could we.

Give me your soul son, I need to add your soul to the castle butter wall before the hog is greased up and ready to fry from the inside!

pls no

Did you find the script?

if you can find something cool, sure. i like getting emails anyway


hope you like

trying to make my body completely smooth and un-hairy

It feels as tough it would be extraordinarily painful to be that wall of flesh in that situation.

oh haven't looked it up yet.. gimme a sec.

like i said reece, send me some ideas and ill put em in the searcher.
anyway, im going to bed.
try to get to sleep at a 'reeceonable' time kay?

Who is best pony, and why is it Celestia?

meh github.com/ScriptKi77y/bread-script

You are going to fuck the slug.

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I know

And she a shit.

got it got it. thanks


goodnight!

One day, far in the future when we are no longer posting here, you will sit down as a middle aged man with crows feet and graying hair and you will recollect this disturbing point in time where you had been inoculated by strangers over the internet. Strangers who would subtly imbue you with the concept of being treated like a woman, driving you to do what you're doing now, this insidious aberration. You are not in control of your mode of behavior anymore, you are willingly allowing someone else to take the wheels for you.

I probably will :3

I'm going to have to go have a meeting with a professor real soon. See you after that.

I don't really want to live past 40-ish anyway!

Also I'm a sub anyway,… i like giving my life to somebody else as long as I don't get my dick ripped off and as long as I get leeeeettle bit of affection


awww, how long will you be?

kkk

Pony.

So you're implying you would like to cease existing past the age of 40. How do you plan to do that?

This just took quite the grim dark turn.

#GiveCaptainAmericaABoyfriend is a trending hashtag on twitter

maybe I'll just die, who knows

You always hear talk on the mainstream news over Social Security and its funding issues, how it's future is possibly turbulent and unsure due to funding issues. What you will never hear is anything about welfare and what's interesting is that the first group of people worked for their money.

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Here's what people really read when you do your wall of texts: Blah blah blah Bernie blah blah blah socialism blah blah blah Trump blah blah blah illigal mexican gambling blah blah blah drunk blah blah blah tacos and enchiladas.

Wezdor pls

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Oh, and cocaine too.

Did my opinion about welfare strike a nerve? I'm sorry, if I knew you were a welfare princess I'd have told you to get a job.

Dude, i'm literaly posting with my name on. That's not me

Didn't even read what you said. I've hated you way before.

Nice dubs

lol that was a wild guess, on second thought I've never known you to care much for political BS actually.


What a revelation, you really hit me with a mother fucking BOMBSHELL with that one! I am injured beyond measure, how will I ever recover? I'm gonna have to blog and tweet about this one, my 15 twitter followers have to know of these atrocities taking place around me.

Not very long, it seems. Professor wasn't in his office. Imma just email him a status update.

oh good!

I'm being oppressed by my fucking bank because I sexually identify as a millionaire and they OFFENSIVELY insist that my balance don't match my sexuality.

Go PayDay on them

Wana help?

the steam group chat ghosted.. why does that always happen, gaben is such an asshole I'm triggered

Sure, I need money.

Let's wake it up.

where do you get all these random Fluttershy images?

That one is from Derpibooru.
A bunch were saved from the threads or tumblr.

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cool. good to know!

And that email's done with.Got a seminar class in about an hour. How's you?

The majority of mine come from derpiboo, deviant art, episode screen caps and saving them from /mlp/ or ponychan.

derpiboo.ru/search?utf8=✓&sbq=fluttershy && safe && score.gt:100

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Source fro these? I could reverse image search, but where's the fun in that

just listening to a vidya podcast, and lying on the sofa…been a boring sort of day

what ya been upto?

I used google

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O hai raptor

I've been up to finding out how the fuck VxWorks… works. Or at least trying to find out. The answer is that it's a bit different from everyone else. VxWorks likes to be special… a special prick.

What kind of podcast you watching?

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hell…………o

G'day


How're you Reecles?

ever heard of TOVG? It's hosted by Bunnyhop,

VxWorks is some sort of OS, right?

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Don't think I've heard of TOVG… or Bunnyhop.

Also, yes, VxWorks is an OS. It's a bitch tier OS, although it's used by industrial control systems and mars rovers and such…

I'm just lying down with my headphones on, nothing fancy

how about you? good day?

I just woke up

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did you check email yet?

just curious is all…


oh yeah you're like half a day ahead of us…or me

any plans?

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None at all!
I wanna just relax and not give a shit for a while :3

you know we all go to Equestria when we die, right?

Just went to the city to visit an old friend, I think I'm going to throw up. I shouldn't have ever gone to this scumbags house.

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Not yet. At school.

You should ask why he forgot to put up his 'for prison' sign yet

understood.

do well!

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I would if it was someone closer to me who I was comfortable talking about sensitive stuff like politics otherwise I would come off as a didactic cunt

At least you wouldn't appear as a belligerent butt beguiler like he is!

tfw you need to shut the fuck up already

But skitty… you ARE a didactic cunt! :o

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Um, who the hell are you?

Nah man, post more

Maybe a little, online.. In person I like to respect boundaries.

tfw scotch incidentally left their name on to roast ppl

You've already got an imposter!
Congratulations.

I have a hard time imagining how you are irl.

It was sort of a half assed attempt, they didn't even post an image

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I can't tell if you're serious or joking Solaire

GOOD!

I like to have fun with friends, drink, hang out with friends and normal stuff tbqh

You didn't say stop

You never will.
(checked)

Of course you're a gun crazed maniac

Why so fascinated with sunbut?

Getting ready for the Mexican invasion?

maybe

Don't you have a waifu too?
P.S. hi

I just saved that pic in the thread you got it from. Holy shit she is cute

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{checked}

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talking about that, I was hearing some small groups on twitter think if trump is elected that a bunch of Hispanics are going to make some kind of uprising, not sure if they're trolling or actually are that delusional. Some BS called aztlan or something kek

HEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DID YOU MISS ME?!?!?!

lol


hi

I would love nothing more than to see them try

Who are you?

G'day Scotch, how're you?
youtube.com/watch?v=AHITqvzQDr4


kek :P


LOL
Do you regret showing me the joys of these insults?
Cause I love every second of it :3

waifus are for homosapiens

that's why I have one

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Wait, so, a bunch of hispanics in texas…. are going to try to have an uprising and violent protest… in a state that completely supports trump…. where everyone has multiple machine guns….

are…. skitty are all mexicans that stupid?

How do you conclude this to "all" and an entire state?

You are aware I am Hispanic right?

how do.

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Hey Reece; is Blewberry here?

On second thought, I no longer support Donald Trump. I'm going to vote for Hillary Clinton and request she adds a law that forbids cruel & unusual trolling to our Constitution /

You're spanish!

Because it's funny to tease you~
Of course it isn't all, and of course they're not all in texas :P

Same, same. But there is a solution, although not a pretty one…

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no, he left to go shopping and never came back

he's ded. time to move on.

Have you heard about her 'fun camps' she plans to make? Here's a model of what the inside will likely look like.

Now who will keep Smuglord at bay?

NOOOOOOO!!!

That does look fun, I can picture it now. Me and a bunch of friends, inside isolated with noone to bather you. Fun fun fun

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bother*

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But then I'd be banned from entering america D:


What is it?

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Kill your shelf. Do it. It deserves it. Fuck that shelf.

Oh, really? Who is yours?


Chrysalis

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but… you'd still know it wasn't the real deal… and how would you manage it? would the changling change based on who you were with, what if they told each other, owuld they know to begin with?

Who else here loves Wereponies?

fixed

Thank you

The ponies were always dogs in my minde

-gasp!-
Yay!

i had to do that for a few of these when we moved over.

uhh… the yellow one that's shy and flutters around a lot. What's her name again?

who's your waifu?

Without ponies willing to be in a polyamorous relationship, it's the only way dammit!


I have two waifeauxs, because I'm just so special

I secretly have a few waifus.

I'm thinking more actual werewolves-but, you know, ponies.

Kinky af!

What's with the communist user? Are we commies now? Does skitty know about this?

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If you have to pick just one… who do you pick?

Awful.

tell me about them


You first!

We stalin now

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version 2
because maybe red user would have a green tie?


anons are red on Holla Forums. i dunno why, they just are.

Theory: Lyre is a human turned into a pony.

absolutely disgusting

Dibs on Luna.


Huh, didnt know that

lel the red user is what uncle and those tox people came up with, the idea came about because we didn't want to use the green user since it was a 4chan meme so they came up with a shitty recolor, someone decided red (which is what 7chan used iirc) and we sort of just stole it from them and made it ours.

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it's the little differences. like how we have travis instead of spiderman.

poor spidey. he died on day one of the exodus.

I hve some, give me a minute to find them for you… If I can….
Here they are.
I have more but finding them is difficult in this folder


Aj.
Honesty and family values trump much else in life.
Besides, mere plebs like us could never woo the heart of a princess.

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So skitty is a communist Mexican that supports an anti-communism, anti-mexicans Trump. Gj skitty, stockholm syndrome real stronk with you

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Speak for yourself, buddy


This is what talking to Lora used to be like a few years back

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Did you even read what I fucking posted?

I may have, but who gives a shit about the opinions of mexicans, amiritebois?

:^)

The whole point of having a waifeaux is to escape realism. I can't choose, there are people in this group that outpost me with both respectively. Fuck it, if my post is even, it's Celestia, if it's odd, my waifeux is Luna, forever.

Here's the door.

Trying to calculate how Wezdors train of thought derailed but shit just don't add up fam


I just told you some user circlejerk came up with the idea of the user recoller, one of the fags in the tox circlejerk was a good drawfag and they made a bunch of red user pics, flooded the board with them and it just stuck, people agreed to use the recolor. It has nothing to do with politics.

not a green tie in any of them. oh well, i still like my idea.

Good.

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Top lel. Love that video.

recolor*


ouch

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y'know, polygamy is probably illegal in Equestria… especially with a Princess

I called dibs on Luna, sorry bro.


Nice door!


You're the perfect troll bait, it's just too easy!


kek

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WAT

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We need more stallion on human female porn.

It's 2 am. Odds i go sleep, even i shitpost some more


isn't this a SFW board?

Newfilly detected

uh…hi

Yno

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"Well I think of them as misunderstood…"
"No, it's not anything like that."
"There's something wrong with us."

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Hahaha, we all know those feels canon, how's it going?

But it's a blue board?

I'll take over the sleeping shift, it seems :p


k


we broke skitty!


top kekec

Hey CaNoN! Fire the canon!

Go back to half-chan. Just do yourself a favor.

butts are the best

Before I quit ponies cold turkey for no reason, I had Luna as a waifu. She still has a place in my wank bank

hello

Half-chan's /trash/ board is perfectly fine, thank you very much

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hello!

That is both acceptable and respectable

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that's hot… i think

If I knew what you looked like and happened to meet you at the local grocery store and you tried to pass through the isle I was in, I would subtly obstruct the isle with my basket so you'd have to go the other way around.

Put the porn in the bag, now.

nice thumbnails


Well, i derailed the thread to porn. Again. Oh well, Good night everyone!

June 4th

That is all the pony porn I really have at the moment.

Hiya Rap!!
Yeah, not the first time and probably won't be the last

I'm doin good, got a national holiday tomorrow so no uni for tomorrow! also on Thursday I only got one class so that's also good

so far it seems one course is easy, but the other one("Technopreneurship") is a bit tough and the instructor is super strict, we got this project worth 50% of the total grade, and each week we gotta submit a part of it, and there's a presentation! but he gave us handouts that explains every single detail about it, instructor's really a professional.. now if I could take another course instead of it I would, but there's no other courses to replace it with..oh well

how bout u?
also,


Yay Wez!!
haha guess so, enjoy the sleeps!


yay! :3


Hiya Smokey!
how's it going?


Hiya Reece!
got a new trippy I see!

Woah, no need to get so brutal

Y u lyin?

Yup, Skye gave me it. still have no idea how to make an English tripcode myself

Cool, whats the holiday about / for?

Yeah, by the name it sounds more about business than actual engineering.
I'm I close?
Sucks that it's tougher than the other, but at least the lecturer is good like you said. knows what he's doing.

I'm good, its just after 10am and I'm just relaxing.
might play some dark souls soon.

glad you like it :3
I have some new stuff but it's hell to try and find.

Oi, what's with the hype over a game called overwatch?

i'm good. got the last of the paint on my car today, now i'm just waiting for the pin stripe tape to get here so i can finish it off. how's it going with you?

Didn't people explain this to you a day or two ago?

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Hello Holla Forumsread

Wher'eve you been mizzy!
How are you?

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Oh shit waddup

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I'm the person you saved that from you fuck!

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you like butts? i can give you butts


naw, Skye just told me told today how he does it, i thought making an English tripcode was much more simple than having to find out what letter/number combinations go where to form real words

Honestly I feel like shit right now I'm more comfortable talking about it in private but I just don't know if I can last any longer

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Stop it, this is wrong, these feelings

I must be thinking of someone else.

Making tripcodes is very easy.
You just put the word into a program and it finds passwords for matching trips.

desktopthread.com/Tripcode_Explorer/
harry.lu/mty/

hi

Nighty Wez!


Well it's fairly easy, there's 2 programs you can use Tripcodeexplorer for CPU searches, and this github.com/meriken/merikens-tripcode-engine-v3 if you wanna search by using your graphics card (It's waaay faster if you have a good card)


Haha well actually it's about May 25,2000, the day the IDF withdrew all its forces from Lebanon, which here is called "Liberation day"

yea, it's basically how to become an entrepreneur but with the use of Technology..like you have an idea(doesn't have to be an invention) and you wanna start a business or something in the country using it

for my group's project my idea is to start a company that lists and names proper street names and building numbers (as believe it or not.. in the year of 2016, we still don't have this system) so this would help decrease the hassle of wanting to ship items to your house and I guess maybe I could include the idea of having a US based address to ship to Lebanon with the new system

that's one idea, I'll also see if my teammates could something else

yea, at first I thought it was gonna be some easy business memorization course, but each exam is only worth 15% so I was wrong about that..but I'll make it through somehow..and yeah, he has the knowledge and background about alot of things

sweet!

hehe yeah, best things ain't easy to find :P

Cool! hope that works out for ya!

I'm doin good, done with my 2nd day of summer semester and got a holiday tomorrow.. ate supper and just chillin now


Hiya M1zzy!!

Hey Reece, camwhore for me?

I'll be back I just don't feel like posting atm

Oh cool, so it's your own independence day kinda thing?

That sounds entirely usefull.
So without local knowledge you have no way to figure out a street name or address?

feel better Miraclepet!

I don't think I know you, but get well soon.

um…. like how?

also hey, you've been at the store all day

Blewby!

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thanks, looking in to it now!

Hey!

oh after the store I went to cook for some clients. Made some awesome food. Also, I have skype.

oh sorry i don't do skype, i just do email for prrrrrty images and videos

what's your job?

oh ok whats your email?

Im a private chef!

Post your email. I have something to send you.

You seem to have a good GPU, if it's compatible with this one you should get some great results.

github.com/meriken/merikens-tripcode-engine-v3

tripcode explorer and MTY are older slower and obsolete variants.

Well, i'm going to go. Bye!

Goodbye.

hope you feel better M1zzy!


I guess you could say it's something like that, our independence was in 1943 from the French, and the 2000 one is from when IDF invaded in 1982

Well streets have some names, but no numbers or building numbers (they used to be but that was decades ago and was is antique now)


If you have a good GPU I'd highly recommend using Merikin's one, check out this benchmark he posted on his site, also Azzy uses it and gets 1.2Billion Trips/s with his 295x2

byeee

cya

You're an older slower obsolete variant.

whoops, forgot to add this


Nighty!

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do a lot of people in the bread know your email? i don't usually post my address in the open. if you're okay would you mind posting yours?

also, chef sounds good. you probably eat very well


uh oh

That's not what your ass is going to think when I'm through with it.

Yeah, true.
Fair enough, may I ask, did the french let you choose your independance?
Or did you fight them off like in vietnam?

Sounds like getting around can get pretty confusing

oh sure, chefjmh@gmail
go ahead and shoot me an email.

heh I taste well, I dont always eat well. I'm the thin kind of chef

I'm using a laptop right now so it's not the greatest tbh

What laptop do you have?

Fine, be that way.

well the GPU is an Intel HD Graphics 4000 sooo…

The CPU?

I don't see any pee.
What're you talking about?

Intel Core i5-3230M


getting an "invalid address"

is [email protected] the full address?

yeah that address should work fine>>5792560

I also sent you an electronic mail

I got an email from a Shannon

You're on a Toshiba Satellite L850 aren't you.

Yeah you're better off using tripcode explorer, you don't have much of a GPU and more CPU.

Hmm well nothing serious, this pretty much summarizes it quick

And yeah, it really can, as there's no detailed address, it's hell for shipping as you have to use landmarks to identify a spot and sometimes even further calling to tell who ever is going there to go there and how


Any news on your new Desktop build?

hmm…. still invalid.

not sure if I'm going to regret this but… mine is [email protected]

Not me then.
I'll try again

or a laptop like that, dunno

So international pressure prevented a serious war or anything, that's good to hear.

I was going to suggest that we could ship some 1080's to us from america on release but I mean, that might not be easy 1 with limited supply and 2 with you having to organise shipping so much more delicately than others.
that really soudns like a terrible pain

ok who's shannon then?

just sent you an email

sooooon. was kind of hoping it'd be ready by now.

I'll post as soon as I gettit!

Yeah, nothing bad happened that year, but can't say the same for other years in other decades

also ironically today also marks 2 years since the last president's term ended and till now we haven't elected a new one, so the prime minister is still the acting president

haha yeah, really that is the best option if you don't wanna wait, but I'm gonna wait for non reference models as I heard the "founder's edition" has some trouble keeping the boost clock under temps, so I'm waiting for a decent EVGA/MSI (or other company) model that keeps the clocks stable during all gameplay

It's too bad you can't get the Gtx 1080, It's supposed to offer alot more performance when it comes to VR over even the Titan X

so sleepy…

Oh yeah. I just assumed that non reference cards were coming out then as well… I didn't think that far ahead.
I have to wait a couple months anyway but I mean, that works well then cause I won't have to get a founders and will have saved a decent bit more.
Good stuff.

I dunno what to say honestly man.
It's a really unfortunate situation that just seems like surrounding powerful nations are trying to control your nation along side things like (forgive the spelling) Hezbollah? and your people and nation are just caught in the middle :(

Sleep.

sleep skitty and dream of sexing a burrito!

hmm.. weird, idunno why I was under the impression you had a really good system.


maybe it's because I remember you telling ,e you did some video editing stuff or something and typically that requires a really neat pc and stuff

Is that what you typically fantasize these days?

yeep… don't rub it in lol. but nah, the titan-x is still a beast and it'll do everything i need so…. the 1080 is about 300 monies less than the titan-x too… grr

sorry Satan, I'm pretty devoted to my diaper stuff.
now tell me true:
would you or would you not put your lil' skitty in a burrito?

1080 outperforms the titan x by 2 - 4 times and is cheaper

i did all that mostly on my desktop which was pretty fast, but the power supply for it died so i thought might aswell upgrade

Well how unfortunate. My GPU exploded last month and I just got another one the other day. iktf, I could hardly browse this thread without it anymore

jesus christ.

for the last three days a dog has been barking in my neighborhood constantly. non stop, for every hour of the day. constant barking. so i'm finally at the point where i'm ready to call the cops on the person. i just can't take it any more. but the fucking dog is on the other side of the neighborhood, and every time i get in my car to go find it, it stops barking. then starts back up the second i walk back inside the house.

people who can't control their animals shouldn't have animals. i can't wait until i finally find whoever has that shitty mutt in their yard. they can give my regards to animal control.

He's toying with you. Play your games and TV louder than his bark.

Don't be a narc.

oo what GPU did you get?

Do you know your neighbors? Or are you living in one of those city suburbs where literally nobody actually knows or gets along with the people they live next to?

If you know them well I'd just take some baloney or ham and throw it at the dog.

Oh, nvm than

whatdidijustsay…

yeah… i know, i really should have waited huh

poison it! Be anb instrument of justice!

i don't want loud shit. i want quiet.


at this point it's about everyone in the neighborhood, not just me. if i can hear it with earplugs in from across the neighborhood, i can't even imagine what people living around it must be going through.

we got a lot of niggers in this neighborhood, and a lot of old white people who are too scared to stand up.


no, this is some fuckface on the other side of the hood.
might as well be in timbuktu, i never talk to anyone here.


why bother when animal control can do that for me.

What is this, 1950?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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skitty is skewed from living in a place where everyone knows everyone. in atlanta there are people i went to highschool with that i don't even talk to, and will never ever eeeever see. it's a vast place.

And even earplugs were ineffective, huh?
Ya, probably bets to get calling on those cops, even though it will be quite annoying.

Get a slingshot.

shitty nvidia gpu, nothing special because I don't really into games much or do GPU intensive stuff, I just wanted it so I could do some browser related things without lagging so bad :P


Oh.. well… that's a tough situation

Don't you think it's weird not knowing who you're living close to? I would, I know 90% of everyone within a 5 mile radios, that's being subtle, it's probably a little larger than that.

what if i've gone crazy, and there is no dog?
what if instead of hearing dogs talk like the son of sam killer, i hear people bark?


gotta find it first. and that is proving to be harder than i thought.


i've never actually seen the dog, i just hear it.

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lmao

i don't speak canine, how am i supposed to know who to kill?

Regardless of where you live, talking to other humans REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I know one of my neighbors and thats it. I dont even try to get to kn ow some of my room mates. Socializing interferes with shitposting.

That gives me eerie mental images of living in a type V civilization on the Kardashev scale. If it's that bad in Atlanta, imagine how horrifying it would be in a civilization with an impossible census where homes and cities span the entire galaxy.

Target practes first.

typical niggers probably bought a pitbull for 500 bucks, then brought it home and tied it up on three feet of chain. in a few months they'll wonder why it ripped their toddler's face off.


we basically have that with the mexicans. they tend to live 20+ to a three bedroom house.


it used to be nice here when i was a kid. our neighborhood was very close knit. in a good way. now i might as well live in the woods. the only advantage is being near the highway.

i can remember knowing the neighbors at the first house my family lived at in the 80s, but after that, not so much. just as well. fuck neighbors.

The place I'm in is about 90% mexicans and I've never sen that, neither have I in Huston. Maybe atlanta is more expensive so people try to be more economic, idunno.


I only know a lot of people like that because as I said before, when your family owns a business you end up dealing with everyone who lives around you, so I eventually come into contact with a lot of people who come to your place. It's also why I'm almost always here and don't have to worry about having a job and just shitpost every day.

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neighbors are a pain in the ass. always wanting to borrow shit. i find it better to just have no relation with them, because i'm not the type to ask for stuff, so it's never a mutually beneficial relationship.

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it's like that in south carolina too.
houses with 20 cars in the yard and people coming and going all day and night. high crime because they won't go to the cops when they get robbed, and often walk around with cash from day laboring. niggers treat them like a pinata. bust em open and see what falls out.

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kek, my neighbors borrowed a trailer, a BBQ pit and a picnic table, I never saw those back. There's more but I can't even remember. When I lone stuff I just assume I am giving it away.

Speaking of borrowing…

2spooky

i had some nignog neighbor once ask me if she could borrow the license plate off my truck to take a roadtrip out of state.

same assholes who i took my dog from. they never came back from that roadtrip.

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top kek :P

heh that can be nice I guess. I'm pretty insular myself, just the way I'm wired. but Ive lived in smaller towns where everyone knows everyonme.


haha I bet they hit you up for computer shit all the time.

Fictitious license plates, you can go to jail for that real fast.

Lmao they really expected someone would lone them the plates like that..?

i don't bother fixing their shit because they just take it right back to the same sites and fuck it up again. then come at me like "hey you didn't fix my shit."

residential IT is generally more trouble than it's worth. the only house calls i make now are to inventory damaged equipment. and then, i'm not there to fix it.

That can be hell man.

keep in mind, my state has it so every plate is searchable on a cop car's computer. with make and model, and even color.

the look on her face when i said not just no, but hell no was priceless. i suppose i should be glad she asked at all instead of just stealing it.

i mean, you want a cup of sugar, i got that. but you want to borrow my LICENSE PLATE?
i mean what kind of a person even asks that.

the same kind that abandons a dog for dead then comes back two weeks later to try and steal it back.

niggers nig everything -cigarettes, license plates, food, tree fiddy, whatever

Yea, Definitely wouldn't wanna pay $100 over MSRP just to have a card that can't stay over it's base clock due to throttling, which actually is because the fans never go higher than 50% from what I've read, on 100% on load the temps stays at around 70C.. but also with the customs ones they're gonna add an extra power pin to give the card more overclocking head so that's good

It's okay, shit happens, but somehow we're still alive and living

and no no, you got then name right on :P
yeah, too many regional influences on our teeny tiny nation, mostly from Saudi Arabia and Iran, quite the dilemma


I bet the Titan (Pascal) and 1080ti will really be beastly cards if they use HBM2 memory on them, but that's a long way to go before we get to them..also I got a feeling they'll cost a fortune given how expensive the 1080 is compared to previous generation launch prices

I wouldn't have said no. I'd do what I usually do when someone asks me a very silly and disrespectful question like that, just ask them things that lead them down to the main reason why their question is stupid, offends you or is disrespectful. If they don't clearly see it than you will know after that whether or not they are actually approaching you with the idea that you are a fool or they are a fool themselves.

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I'm not entirely sure what nvidea is thinking wit hthe founders tbh.
Obviously they wanna get some of the market, but I mean, its not like a gpu can be a collectors edition item.
not unless your company goes bust anyway.

the third parties are just going to be better by far.

Mhmm, humans are notoriously adapt at survival and prosper :3

Australia has a similar issue, but with china and america.
We're small population wise, and america and china basically control our market.

Though, it's not near as bad as you guys have it, to be fair.

Okay, so there's a monster truck parked outside my house. What do I do?

i'm glad i don't do it any more. people want free tech support for life just cause they hired me once.


i didn't have time for all that with her standing in the doorway, the cat could get out.


they call it reparations.

Urinate on it.

GUN IT DOWN!


Man I can't even imagine your frustrations on that.

similar happened with me with the family computer till I ggot my own seperate one.

i've had people expect me to hoof it across town for free because they don't know how to call their ISP and ask for a modem refresh.

oohkay, bedtime now

I'll get like less than 6 hours sleep so I'll probably be a massive grouch in bread tomorrow

just a heads up

night

Sleep well

Seriously?
You obviously didn't do it right?


Goodnight!~

I mean it's just sitting there but it's taking up 2/3 of the street

If you wait It'll consume you all!

no. i told the guy to get fucked.
his shitty 20 year old PC broke and he was too poor to buy another, so i sold him a beater for 80 bucks. NO REFUNDS. and he gets home and can't connect it, and of course his first thought is, oh i should ask for a refund. NO. FUCK YOU.

Okay, the Redneck drove off. I'm kinda envious actually

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Man, thats like, the go to move of idiots isn't it?
refund I mean.


Why so?


Nice rararara

I just imagine living in the country next to a junkyard with parts to tinker with all day. No safety regulations. Just building the coolest shit you could imagine.

that's how that one guy won the darwin awards isn't it?
strapping a huge ass turbine to his car?

thnaks m8

and i carefully explained how to get the cable modem to recognize the new PC. he's just like "the internet's broken, i want my money back."

i had another asshole who left the machine plugged in during a lightning storm and it got zapped, then he calls screaming at me that he wants a refund and that it was on a surge protector so it should have been fine.

You'd actually like that?

Did he move faster?

Did you see the movie?


Actually yes, weird right? I just imagine a ranch with a big barn where I could store my stuff

=>>5792987
ayy
i remember you mentioning you wanted to play terraria
well, patch 1.3.1 just came out a few days ago, might be a good time to play it again
not too big a change, but it has logic gates!

forums.terraria.org/index.php?threads/1-3-1-mechanics-and-controller-support.43643/

wow i can't link tonight

haha, idiots :P
similar story, my mate plugged a new hdd in while his tower was running and it fried :P
was a 250 dollar hdd or something as well at the time haha


Yeah, I did actually haha but only cause I'd read them before hand and knew about it :P


darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1995-04.html

Oh, I was just asking because I'm not sure if you were being sarcastic or serious. You pretty much described my situation spot on (minus the really cool shit building).

I've fixed a few junk cars up just to go crash them or mess them up in the ranch, had this s10 I rigged with lights and some locks on the hood (cause it kept opening when I'd fly over large bumps on the roads). I also have two tractos that haul ass cause we replaced the diesel engines with modified chevy 350 blocks with just the headers. I'd post pictures but It's dark outside.

I used to use this s10 to go hunting out behind my place or just go off roading, run into trees or whatever

That was a pretty good movie if I do say so myself, and I do.

consumer-grade shit is never hot swappable.

That sounds awesome, do you live in the countryside?

How disappointing.

lel yeah, on a private ranch, some areas around my house are littered with dead heavy equipment and cars I've abused until they stopped working.

I should sell the rims off this one, truck died right there after a night of drinking with friends and peeling out on dirt roads

Defintiely :P


No, it's not, but he thought he'd try it anyway hahaha


who would have thought sticking a galaxy aircrafts jet turbine on your car would end poorly for you?

Wat did they add? that link confuses me..

you probably just filled the air filter with shit.

Anyone with a modicum of common sense.

I've kind of abused the truck a lot, would drive over potholes really fast and crap, I even once backed into a guard rail and almost fell over to into a ditch once.

I suspect the engines piston rings (dunno the correct term in English) have diminished and it burns oil, the fuel pump is stuck due to matter from the tank slushing around I guess while I was hopping around going into the filter and blocking it, so I have to replace the fuel pump and take out the engine and all this other crap, screw that I just left it there.

also my uncle used to use the truck too and he uses mine, so who knows what he does wih them, to the right of that picture are like 4 other cars we've fucked up and just leave there

So how many cars do you have lying around?


But it wasn't just a turbine engine, it was a rocket engine, which is much stronger (and stupider)

tl;dr version

they made mapmaking a whole lot easier and the devs created their own map/world, "Tales of the Terrarian"
might be some worlds worth downloading and checking out, or we could even download other people's adventures or maps

they also changed how wiring works, you can make AND, NAND, OR, NOR, XOR, NXOR logic gates and all that, so you can actually make computers if you were a wizard
or for really basic things, like you can make it so you and someone else has to stand on a switch for a door to open, maybe even make a maze
so it can make decisions

a few other noteworthy changes
"Improved over 1,800 sprite graphics."
"Info icons now have a border around them when aimed at (clarity!)."
"Improved the Settings Menu and added new settings."
"Cannons (normal, bunny, confetti, Snowball Launcher) can now be controlled by wire and shoot fake projectiles!"

you can make cannons fuck monsters up when they try to enter your base, cannons are fucking powerful

12, most of them are like that truck that I just drive recklessly until they give out. There would be more but I've had cops tow away 3 lincolns, a nissan and some other cars.


I should ask noko whether he'd be interested in playing with me again, he was quite fun to play with, you should remind me later when I'm not slightly drunk.

will do
if i remember to at least

also playing with noko again would be pretty awesome

Yeah, and what sucks is that some companies will see the more expensive reference card as the actual base price rather than the MSRP(which I hope isn't the case), so they can say "well we wanna offer you better cards but ofcourse being better is gonna cost higher than the reference(in this case, founder's edition)

I also think 3rd party cards' prices and specs are not being shown due to some NDA that will end when the card releases

haha yeah true that, wouldn't have the population we have today if that wasn't the case..only downside is that we make the environment change to our liking rather than adapting to its natural state

And yeah, I mean you probably never have to deal with power cuts, fear of constant war, absolute corruption(not on this scale atleast :P), improper road and buildings name/numbers, you're good :P

For what did the cops tow your cars?

hoody luna is a cute

anything can, don't underestimate the autism

not only that but reference cards, or cards made by the company themselves usually always achieve a much higher overclock

so i mean it's better if you want to overclock, but 3rd party suppliers overclock it a bit anyway, so if you don't want to bother just go for them


i don't think they will end up screwing us because the founders edition is more expensive, it is pretty much a special edition

Nvidia has already set a base price of 599$, so they have to respect that to some degree, of course they might add on VRAM or overclock it and add a small bump

although i really can't say for sure, it's not like this is a common occurance

bleh, i'd have it running in a few hours.
just put some seafoam in the tank, clear all that gum out of the pump. pretty sure with those you can just pour some gas in the carb to get it going if the pump won't draw from the tank.

I have a tendency to make fun decisions. Took one out to the ranch with my cousin to hunt, we were pretty drunk, I had an Italian shit with the loading port and the exhaust port under the gun, using the same port to load and unload shells so I wanted to test it out, stood on the hood of the car and we hit a pot hole, I fell over into the windshield and broke it, killed a few rabbits later and threw them on the top of the car so blood started running down in through the windshield onto the dash and around the doors.. for some retarded idea we took the car out the back end of the ranch so we could drive around through the road, sherrif stopped us, said we looked like savages (I was under age and shouldn't be driving, drinking or with guns) so he towed the car and I didn't bother getting it back. few months later I got a new one, had the car packed, me and 4 chicks were drinking in the ranch and we exited out the back again and I started running over peoples mailboxes and eventually ran into a fence and flattened a tire. Someone called the police on me and they impounded the car. The 3rd one me and a lose friend got into a fight with some rich kid from down the road and we ended up slamming the car through his fence into his yard while he was outside and got off with a sawed off shotgun (friend had it, not me) and started arguing. Cops came fast and arrested my friend, took my car and took me home. Me and that rich kid later became really close friends though, still to this day.

God I hate when they do that, just because I shaved, I should stop shaving so I can look like a muslime and that'll be my ID

You're a mechanic right? You are, I recall you do body work and stuff. My uncle is really good with that too, not me, I only know a bit. We could have it running too but we already have other cars.

hah

Good morning.

yo.
gonna shower

Yissss


I suppose we'll just have to wait and see given this is the first time they do such a thing, and to see how the 3rd parties will handle it will be interesting.

yeah :P


Oh certainly.
I hope to god you're wrong aboutt he price though D:

yeah, I shouldn't complain :P

But hey, you could always come live here after your degree~


We've been shown that the references max overclock is 2.1ghz

Haha, sounds like you have some pretty wild times. That actually made my day, thanks for sharing!

I sincerely hope you walked to the store, rather than drove there. Otherwise, you were driving without a license.

Shut the fuck up.

Gonna try to some extra sleeps, nighty all!


yep yep!
haha, oh I certainly do hope I'm wrong! I'm just putting that as a worst case scenario :P

hehe yeah, perhaps one day, who knows :3

store is miles from my house, I almost always drive without an ID.

driving without an ID here is no problem though, I know most cops and even if a DPS stops me all I have to do is tell them my name and they'll ring up the machine, come back and chat and let me go.

last time I was pulled over for a missing light on my truck, 3 months ago, some white guy and he was really nice, just gave him my name, said it was all good, then started asking me about my chihuahua I had with me and telling me it was very cute and told me to be on my way.

mhmm
i doubt i will be bothered too much by whatever they do, can't be more expensive than the Titan X


w0w
that's like twice as fast as the 980ti's or Titan's base frequency
how much of that translates into real performance is arguable, but still impressive


pleasant dreams

Goodnight Canon

I've gotten into a few chases with cops while I'm on a dirt bike, they've never been able to catch me. I always lose them in a field or roads only 4wheelers fit through.

Texas sounds fucking dope

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tax dollars being put to good use.

I don't think it's the state, a small town area can be boring so it drives people to do stupid things more often I guess.

I crashed my friends car a year ago, he wasn't even mad when he showed up, just laughing and glad nobody got hurt. Some really sketchy asshole guy was on roaches or something when I showed up to pick up some girls and he started making a scene, I told them some stuff and he pulled a gun on me and started shooting, not at me but at the cars wheels and I floored it, not even a mile down the road I lost control and skid into what you see in the picture, cops arrested that jackass shortly, he just drove past me when it happened luckily. I posted about this here when it happened though I doubt anyone remembers..

And yours are at working importing Muslims, keeping guns out of your hands and into the criminals hands and worrying about other countries problems while not addressing their own.

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Fucking Texas, man

going to work.
broke my phone charger so ill be going dark all day.
later

Sounds like HELL

Good luck.

i can do some stuff, i don't have any formal training though. body work is fun. i just got done redoing my cutlass and fixing some rust spots.

At least there are countless pictures of it

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You've never done anything stupid liek that?
I have more stories of retardation at the maximum, but I already feel weird admitting all this stupid stuff..

I know ScSquirrel once admitted they were in a cop chase or something and lost the cops through a corn field in a small buggy car or something some time ago lel

I'll do that in my dreams tonight

how do you fix the rust spots? cut them out and tac weld on some sheet metal to grind down?

mine wasn't so bad off. i just sanded it down and put bondo on the pitting. it's not perfect, but whatever. new doors cost to much for something that will get dinged the first time i park it somewhere. and i don't have anyone to help me hang them. they weigh 150 lbs a piece iirc.

I'll do you in my dreams tonigh

I don't have many stupid stories, but I have a ton of my dad's

#atleast3wetdreamsaweek

Lucid dreaming seems like so much fun. If only I didn't rack the discerprine for it

I don't lucid dream, I let my mind surprise me; it knows me better than myself. I can somewhat predict when I have wet dreams. I have at least 3 a week, and have had a max of 3 in one night that I remembered.

It's like your mind has a mind of its own

Sleep outside during a rain storm. 100% guaranteed wet dream.

rofl this friend of mine is such a faggot

he's so butt hurt over this text message that I sent them

specifically because I called him today after ignoring his calls since the text and admitted that I made up the text and it wasn't true and he's saying I'm an asshole and that he's been thinking about it since.. even more so because he's told me before that I'm like his only friend and stuff so he feels really bad and I'm like dude who cares just ignore it and come over when you want and he just hangs up on me..

how should I respond? not sure what to tell them but they're all but mad that I played with them like that for some reason.

thing was he left a bunch of open beers in a room on the second floor and I had to clean up after him so I told him that my grandma saw it and thought he was a pig when in reality I was the one who thought that..

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Hey everyone. How's it going

It's how I confirm my fetishes.

keq

beta as fukk

As beta as they come.

Getting drunk on a Wednesday morning. You?

I'm trying out the talk more thing. So far it has only served to Piss Me Off.

Maybe if you had a good waifu it would go better.

Laura's response to my text wall:

12:08 AM - Lora Grim: But i guess you could just eat him
12:09 AM - Lora Grim: That is how i dispose of my friends.
12:09 AM - Lora Grim: If you eat them, nobody will suspect
12:09 AM - Lora Grim: Just think about it. If someone calls the cops, how will they pin the murder on you? There is no body to prove your guilt!

I get paid in 10 hours. I have no cigarettes so I'm on edge.


How come?

Are you implying Note isn't a good enought waifu? I will have you HUNG for this blasphemy.


I get tired of talking easily.

Living the dream

She's an interesting one

Wtf? I'm gonna go read the text wall.

You can yell at me if you want. I'd like that. Also if you can call me Mr. Belvedere ;)

it's nothing, im just drunk and rambling about stupid life problems.

what's more interesting is certain key peoples reactions to what you give them, like lora grim.

usually when I write something stupid like that and everyone ignores it I will spam it to a friend or two over steam and see how they react for fun :P

Correct.

Mr. Belvedere? More like, FUCK OFF

A drunk skitty is my favorite skitty.
Tell us some deep secrets

fucked up the link

I love you too Note.
How was your day?

She is mine and mine alone. Can you say the same about princess bright ass?


Not half bad. How was your day?

In my dreams I sometimes share her with Luna

we we are talking
i'd a moonbutt in a heartbeat

Your degeneracy does not surprise me.

Well the kitchen was 85 degrees today. Too hot! sweaty all night

You work in a kitchen? As a scullion no doubt. Get out of here, dweeb.

If I did that people here would probably dislike me a lot more than they already do.

Princess sandwiches

fucking normalfag

What did you just FUCKING call me? I'll have you know I am the peak of degeneracy, just you watch!

I dont dislike you skitty!

You posting Gilda reminds me a lot of this poster I used to like. They called them Plebitha, he's circle-jerk with another poster who is now gone that'd go by rose and they'd always come up with all these smart alec responses to people.

Prove it, normie.

Nothing wrong with working with your hands. We need people like that that aren't Mexicans. Cause Donald trump.

New thread:

I love you too much to dislike you

You told me to do this, what else should I post if not a cat ass bird?


Foalcon?


I know what you mean. Our class sizes would go from 30, to 5 if all the mecicans were gone.

kys