Hey, can anyone help me with a few quick and easy ways to die in your sleep?
Kill Yourself
Christian Butler
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Sebastian Thompson
Gun.
Hudson Wilson
A litting grill full of coals in a enclosed room. Preferably your bedroom.
Christian Roberts
can't get one, not murica
also can't do it in sleep
Bentley Green
That's …. actually not a bad idea
got any more?
Julian Rodriguez
You deserve to experience every single instant of your wretchedly painful existence. Ending it early would be mercy.
Nathaniel Bell
sodium pentathol
Bentley Morales
Just take like 20 aspirin. You'll probably have an aneurysm.
Hudson Rogers
Grilling is a real classic. Do it! Do it for Kek!
Chase Adams
The only legitimate answer.
Hurry up,OP
Kill yourself already
Joshua Cruz
exit bag.
Not only will it send you into a sleep-like state. It will kill you while you're sleeping.
Very painless. Very peaceful.
Do reconsider why you wish to die before you do this, as I do not want to be responsible for any mistakes you are about to take.
Joshua Thompson
Benzos and alcohol. Works like a charm
Easton Howard
Brody Phillips
...
Owen Fisher
way too complicated and unconmfortable
Christopher Russell
You can blow a lung and that would suck.
John Rivera
If you wanna get raped
Justin Young
By whom?
Mason Smith
...
Jason Roberts
I'm liking this idea more and more
Josiah Hall
Only if you're stupid enough to put it on high pressure.
Cooper Rogers
I think the reason OP is asking us this question is because of the lack of potential rapists in his life
Gavin Russell
so true
Christopher Edwards
OP should go out and convince someone to rape him.
My that would reinvigorate his lust for life.
Easton Perry
This a scene from that shit Movie Megan is Missing, right?
Zachary Williams
yup
Benjamin Hall
I have no idea I got it from a rape thread.
Colton Hernandez
That's so cool
Zachary Hernandez
OP here. You guys are right, I've always wanted to be raped by a big, well hung negro man. Feeling his broad and muscular body on top of me while he forces his horse cock into my anus, ripping it open and penetrating my anal cavity is something I will never experience. And so I have decided I don't want to live anymore.
Thomas Hall
Well I'll admit I do fantasize about fucking a nigger in the but, but a nice smooth obedient nigga
James Green
Why aren't you pursuing this dream instead of killing yourself?
There will always be time to kill yourself later.
Go have sex with a black man, OP.
Do it.
Isaiah Ross
But who said I'm killing myself, I'm just looking for cool new methods one could use
Nicholas Turner
Have sex with a black man.
Post results.
Jackson Roberts
where the hell am I gonna find one?
Joseph Wood
A gay bar.
Adam Reed
Try this one.
Sebastian Perez
I am ashamed I did not think of hat
Christian Morales
A can't get an erection for a day everytime I see his disgusting deformed head.
Ryan Phillips
Fart porn?
Isaiah Lewis
So, when are we getting the greentext of your adventure to the dark side of the moon, OP?
Evan Carter
Probably a month or so. I don't have a gay bar in my town and am currently broke atm, plus I wanna test the water a lil bit before I go all the way
You'll hear from me
Josiah Baker
Yes, fart port. Also please stop saving thumbnails.