Official pony thread

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I love big black pony dicks in my ass.

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mmmm raptorlube

once he breaks down and admits he loves diapers and also me, I'l llet you know when we set a date.

u wot m8?
:DD

I think you're girlie friend will get jealous Blewblies~

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Awesome.
-Be mine!~-

i think your rectum will get jealous

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squeee!

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No. I am not getting a hard on for a raptor, period.

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Oh, did I say something out loud?
-Kidnap him!~-

:DDDDDD

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I wish Afghanistan would fuck me.

:DDDDDDDDDDDD

Copy detected fire

Hahaha, Never.
It'd have to want to be used for that to happen.

Oh yes you are!~

:DDDDD

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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I dont have a hugbox big enough to store him in.

fug off :DD

OMG, Blewberry's reading my mind!
-Kidnap Blewberry!~-

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Okay.

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Donb fug off, fug yourselb

yaya :DDD

ooooh that could be fun

ey hey

oo check em :DD

I wonder if Magneto will let me barrow his helmet. But yea, we could play boardgames together! -Or we could play other games…like Halo.~-

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Why would anyone make that? Was the 3-d modeling really worth it to them?

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Thx, I appreciate it~

Haha yea I suppose it will, atleast it's just 2 courses, and hopefully easy ones

how's u Rap? :3

I got this sweet, sweet flank for all those sexy soldier colts out there.~

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Checked

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Oh shit, I guess trips means I do have to get a boner

;^)

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Thanks~

Yup!

yo

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I'm almost done editing my new image, I think I'm getting better at this whole PS thing

Hey!

i wasnt a fan of halo but I love chess. did you ever play star wars battlefront 2?

whats up

YESSSSS!!!!!!
Got it years ago for Christmas.

hellooo

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Muh childhood.

Just putting laundry away; posting ponies and listening to brony dubstep. You?

I don't have quite the images to reply to that

boop

sweeeet I still play that one all the time on my Xbox! Kamino's my favorite

Haha, cool :3

Sorry Canon, I missed this~

Sounds like you're going to do well :3

I'm quite a bit better from last week because of my lesson yesterday.
Did I tell you how it went?

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Hu. Nice cake.

Got mine on PC; CD-ROM. Geonosis is one of my favorites, along with Hoth. I just love the huge epic battles!

I'm glad to hear that!

and please, do tell.

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just working on a few things and watching bob boogers

Funny!

Sounds great.

Hoth is great too, but Geonosis can be a bit chaotic. Honestly for me Ive figured out some battles like Geonosis or Kamino come down to controlling a specific spot on the map

think it's time to sleep

night!

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I think that perhaps I was born to fly

Despite it having been 7 years since I last flew a plane, the instructor said it was as though I never left, and they're sticking me straight to where I left off and are saying I'll get to take the test in a couple weeks for solo.
Apparently I had very good mastery of the aircraft.
Also, I landed without bouncing first try in nearly 8 years with no assistance.
That shits not easy, it's the hardest part of flying in fact, landing.

Nighty Reece!

5137 Bradfield Dr Annandale VA 22003 my house
I am
Rachel Marie Ametin

Thanks! I'm working on a series, the other's are scattered around the thread

I fucking love Morgan Freeman (and his sultry, sexy voice) and then I find this video! Wonderful!

Yea. But I think the chaos is a bit more realistic (if it was more organized, with cover and battle lines that is!).

Can't wait! Make sure to post a link on Holla Forums when your done.

5137 Bradfield Dr Annandale VA 22003
Rachel Marie Ametin

Haha wow sounds like you're a natural born ace! :P
that's pretty nice to hear man, hope it continues to go as smoothly as you describe it. Looks like you're aiming high and getting there :3

also what plane do you use to train?

I shall mail cookies to that address!

was a cessna 172, something Iv'e not flown before.
It's very similar to the 152 and 150 I've been trained on however so it was easy enough to adapt.

I plan on doing multi engines soon, and moving on to bigger and cooler aircraft

I like the lawn and tree! I love nature.

Thanks that is my house
5137 Bradfield Dr Annandale VA 22003

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yeah the lack of battle lines could be crazy sometimes. you can be literally anywhere on the map,. turn a corner, and eat an award shotgun to the face, that is, if the people using them arent stuck on their plasma torch,.

still, damn thats a fun game!

Good for you. I don't own a house yet.

Do you ever plan on moving into jets?

Solaire.

Yes?

Yes indeed -said like Morgan Freeman-.

Greetings.

Whats your highest kill count? I did 116 out of 150 on Kamino as a soldier and Han Solo holding the center choke point

How's it going?

I don't remember. I haven't played in a while.

try it on kamino and let me know. play as rebels and run to the center immediately, then hold that bridge where everyone will try to run up at you. If youre good you can easily score 100 kills.

gunna watch Mr T, be back later

haha nice!, bet you'll be flying Beechcraft and before you know it, you'll be flying 747s and A380s in no time!! :P

C ya.

testes

Anyone here into fanfics?

I am, somewhat.

Depends

The vast majority are poorly constructed or poorly written.

Well, if you're looking for a good one, there's a really great one that takes place in a post-cyberpunk space-faring HIE universe. Trust me, I know poorly constructed and poorly written stories, and this certainly isn't it.
fimfiction.net/story/136759/sufficiently-advanced

Fluttershoe was cleaing up Angel's shit one day when Rainbowdash crashed into her house.
Rainbowdosh looked up from the blood and shattered glass
"Wow! That's a lot of shit ya got there!" She chortled
"Oh my!" Buttercup responded
"I'm so sorry you broke my window and invaded my privacy. I'll make up for your incapability to grow up soon. I'm also sorry you have to see this simmering shit. Angel's been so naughty lately"
Rainbowtrout grinned a gregarious grin.
"Oh it's ok. I know what you can do." Ronbow's visceral visage was not only a gregarious grin, it was also a sly smile.

most of them are B A D
but i like a few of them
Asylum is my favorite

10/10. Would read a sequel.

got quite a day ahead, nighty all!

No!

pleasant dreams canonwubs

Definitely so I can fly 747's and up

Mhmm!

Goodnight Canon~

No what? If it's no I don't want to read the story, why did you reply? This is why I don't talk about fanfics; everyone loses their fucking minds and act childish when you bring them up!

No!

Sleep well.

NO!

Slickly sliding to the side of her soon to be butt-slut, Rainbowroad whispered into flutterbutter's ear, "Now you can be naughty too"
Instantly turned-on by the saliva in her oracle, butterball moaned in ecstasy "Uuuuh! Me need sexing in pussy hole now!"
The estrus induced retardation made rainbow's cunt more slippery than ever.

I'll see about adding it to my to-read list. I haven't read a lot of fanfics in a while because of my studies. But summer's coming up, so we'll see.

Kinky as all buck!

Cool, I'd love to discuss it with you if you get to it.

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Praise your new Goddess you fool!

Also how does a pink robot unicorn cry?

I can't fap to her, she is black.

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She began to furiously hoof flutterfly's rear most orifaces with passion like that of a melanin-enriched man's love for melon.
"mmmm me's girly parts hurt good!"
Exclamed flutterfloo, as her cervix broke
Pulling out her stained appendages, rainbowdo began to furiously tongue the arby's beef flaps of her horse fuckee.
As flapjack bellowed in pain and satisfaction, daringdash delivered one last languid lick."
Looking up from the blood and cum, she knew that her work was done.

You burn first. She is most certainly sexy.

You shall be spared, and will join us as our leader takes us on a campaign thru space to spread her power and influence.

Stab it in the pussy.

Well since you've shared a fic with me, I'll share one with you…

fimfiction.net/story/95892/the-chaotic-touch-of-harmony

Rather than humans in Equestria, this features ponies in Earth. And more specifically, ponies that were originally humans :3

Interesting shit happens.

Who's flapjack, dear author?

applejack, obv

Sounds fun. I'll try to find some time to read it. I still have to finish reading Fallout: Equestria.

One of these days, I should read Fallout: Equestria. Not sure if I'll ever have the time though.

But… you know what, nvm.

Nobody has the time for Fallout: Equestria.

It's a horse m8

You'll be half-way thru it before you know it if you do. It's so addicting it's crazy.

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Read the Aneid instead.

I read it, one of the best books ever in my opinion

And this is a bakery.

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the aneid is shit fanfiction. The Illiad is where its at

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Good thing he's honest then, hu?

And this is a fawn

This is baby's first crib.

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still less offensive then how they cook their steak

Unlikely, nobody has read Fallout: Equestria. It's too long.

This nigger is a man.

Future Twilight did

Kill me.

HEYYYY! You're back Blewberrychan! How are you?

no u

Don't make me spoil it to prove a point

The murderers here are reasonable.

I never left m8

It's gorgeous.

Go ahead, nobody will read it anyway.

K brb.

The murderers here are reasonable.

Don't you fucking dare; he'll just say you skipped to the end, anyway.

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Ooooo, nice AJ~

Where did Discord go?

Nah, I wouldn't do that to the rest of you, but go read it, it's a good book!

Thanks, I don't have much Applejack but when I saw this one I knew I had to save it

I don't get that one

The animator made AJ particularly, curvy

booty

Forgive me father, for I must sin.

poor guy knows he will never have best poni!

Someone wants to take a bite of that apple…

youve come to the right place

yaya sqsqsqsqsqsq

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BbBBBBBlWWWW

Welll… I mean… she's is sitting strangely for a pony….

Doing what my child?

Squirrelly!!!
How're you today Squirrel?
Have a new aj doggo!

Everyone wants a piece of best pony :3

So guys, would you do it?

Saveded!

By the time I finished her ass would be strudel!

nopes!!!

No comment

But she'll be full pony soon!

Also, if you care to, read here;

I'm not a child anymore!

That doesn't stop her from being an abomination now!

I'm patient will wait.

Nice. Lady I'm dating right now is a pilot instructor. I want fly with her. I dont like little planes.

pets u

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I'll bring an extra spoon

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i dont know you as well as sqwsqsqsq but i'd pet you if you wanted pets and promise no bites

But don't you want to tickle her hoovses or grab her chest breasts one more time?

Hai gaiz

Stay away, he's mine!

Also you guys are gaaay

Cool :3

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You dishonor her name.

Says the gayest one of them all

Would a homosexual do… This?!

Darn son.

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Implying i'm not purposefully posting this style

yay fleur time

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-GASP!!!- NOOO!!!

And his life…

meh/10

Anything that's a mix of two species is unnatural for example, Calfs

Moon Man is the moon, you stupid spic.

Nice Cadence.

Saved too. Oh I found an old sci fi trilogy that is really fun to read I'm on book two now and I will probably get through it tonight.

You disgrace the name…

whats wrong with fleur tiem?

Uh… yes yes I believe one would.

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I was reading a list of racial slurs and I came across this: Beaner Schnitzel

He…uh…what was it? I don't remember. I'm watching him, though!

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Cool, what's it about?

Remember, every time Celestia isn't posted, bad things happen to her.

im watching you…

when you potty

Stop embarrassing me in front of all the cool kids!

Take a good long look then. Also, does that thing on my back look infected to you~?

Practice what you preach. Also dodging my point in>>5785234

We have a surplus of Celestia posters here, if I were to post Celestia all the time, it would wear out per pictures' value because you see it all the time. It's best to post in moderation, that's why I don't have an avatar

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SQUIRREL?!!!

naw i think thats the healthy kind of back thing. if not though just take a pair of scissors to it.

Ok.
Do does anyway have a favorite artist? I LOOOOVE NCMares!

flood detect my ass

MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE! thats my favorite group

I meant like art artist, not music actually.

This.
goodreads.com/book/show/841582.Requiem_for_a_Ruler_of_Worlds
Earthman is named as one of the heirs of the ruler of 19 star systems. Earth is isolationist but wants the monies so sends him to the reading. Peoples try to kill him. Cool characters and ideas.

I'm a fan of floods myself.

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hmmmm thats a harder one. I like te impressionists I suppose, landscapes and all that.

What in the world is going on in here.

ew cosplay.
Attention whores x10 ew.

Cool, sounds exciting :3

Why so?

:P

Daring Do gets all the girls.

This place is a cesspool of degenerate scum. Don't act so surprised.

I do cosplay lol

Oh, are we posting porn and BDSM now?

I always had that feeling she being such alpha makes the mares moist.

Uhmmmm, naaaaaah, there is a massive faggot that doesn't watch the show and likes cock fights, but he is chill the Other guy Aku, he is 2 edgy 4 me, nah, but he is kinda edgy and the other guys are just chill.

It takes something wild to surprise me.

He keeps bringing in these very cool characters that I want more of. Stuff like that.

I must be because I keep getting detected as a flood too.

Is that you?

When it suits me. What's it to ya?

Was that a dis on skitty? I will reach inside you and pull your brain stem out through your ass, wretch!

possibly

Yeah he’s a Massive Faggot.

I bet that guy is a crossdresser in 4chan.

You're drunk lay on your bed and grab your dildo.

I bet you are seeking vengeance on those guys, sharing their cringy pics in here, but if that is you, damn the cringe is strong in you…

Just wanted to know.

Awesome.

It is indeed me. I think I do good work,but sure it could be construed as cringey

hey thanks!

Jealousfag detected

tied up and not even ponies

Skitty is a saint, you heathen! He defended me and everything.
I'm only three shots in and not drunk. And I do just fine with my fingers thank you.

Yes.

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poor squirrel~!

Nice Gandalf, but I prefer Dumbledore myself.

fug off fgt :DDDD

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT SKITTY

every 1 on pone breads r fgts :DDD

kek

dumbledore is objectively more powerful. gandalf has a cool sword and staff tho

skitty is ok. i know them.

fug off skitty haters :DD

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Skitty would probably just laugh at him.

No. Who are you?

ALL HAIL SKITTY!

checkd fgt :DDD

Skitty's pretty chill.

Also, hai Iza~

You too fag. Oh wait.

Hi Ruby!
Also, Iza?

Hey BatMan!

skitty would bitch about obama and suggest building a wall

SIEG HEIL

hey hey

yes this is iza

dnt call me a fag fgt :DD

Skitty is not Leader

ALL HAIL LEADER!

petpet

No, man, you do awesome cosplays!. Maybe one year for Halloween we could do coordinated costumes like Jay and Silent Bob

I'm just going to leave this here for you Blewberry.

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Not a fan of sticks, huh? How queer.

Oh! Yes! lets build a wall around Texas!

Or you could do Dan and Chris from Dan Vs.

Pics for you Iza. More batpones.

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ooooh thatd be fun since youre gunna be in VA anyhow

I'll vote for Trump if Shillary is the nominee

good idea, skitty will be trapped!

I'm sorry Iza.

Or the Blues Brothers

I call Silent Bob

Thank you.

I can grow my hair out and try to look like im on heroin

No more anal for you if you vote Shillary or Benner.

thos puns.
we r back & war :DDD

I desire snuggles and cute lepidoptera

I already voted for Bernie in the primaries. I'll never go Shilly thoughh

I can smoke a whole bunch of pot

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small enough for moths and ants to enjoy

:3

cuddle cuddle

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:DD

Anyway, but what you think of this awesome comic strip?

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Nice meme skitty. Stop playing I wish to worship you before I pass out.

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I love Applejack.

Oh now that is cute :3

one of his legs, he looks like he's offering a handshake. And he looks like he has some sort of an old man beard. Like the moth is secretly some kind of ancient sage.

*snuggle*

Hahaha, fair enough :3

Don't worry about him, he's not enlightened yet

y do u imply im skitty :DD

i am ok with AJ

wubsu

Bu' Mr.Raptor sir, 'es mu friend.

I want a wooden staff damn it.
The joker cosplay was kinda good, but a little cringy, aren't you scared? of sharing your pics in this hell hole?

He is chill, he was the first one to talk to me in these threads, but I became deeply disappointed, when he said he didn’t watched the show, I was like no waaaay! this can’t be happening.

Alcohol is gay weed, shrooms and acid are fun.

Then you have something to do.

You're not skitty? How disappointing.

I'm already done. And can't find hooks ups in this gay ass city.

weeeew voting for any one is beyond gay.

He's just yet to accept the glorious light of best pone :3

So if she wins the primary, will you vote for Trump, for a third party, or not at all?

But all ponies are best ponies. Thanks for sharing your opinion though, Raptor!

Wait! Why do you want to trap Skitty again?

I can make you one, I do some woodworking. part of my enjoyment of that stuff is making my own equipment. aha scared? of eightchan? I made it through the great 4chan pony war

It sounds like it's finger time for you.

are you gay or just playing?

it clearly is. shit's rigged.

I'll vote Trump out of spite.

what else am I gunna do with this skitty trap?

Well, I'll talk to you all later; I got to go to bed, I have work tomorrow. Good night all!

Gone snuggle best pone and keeps all to my self!!!

Gay? Lord no, I'm a good Christian child. The only woman I'm attracted to is the Lord. I mean I can't get any drugs.

sweet dreams and other stuffs like that

you know how that sounded? Right?

crinklesalis!

Nuh uh!
You has to share with me!

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Gay? I'm not gay! I'll yank out your eyes if you keep this up Missy!

Oh Noes!

Hey Az, how're you?

crinklysalis a cute!

Hmmm I did have a dream about a threesome a few days ago. Involved pathfinder characters(none the silly minotaur either).l If you were gonna be in a menage a trois with AJ what poni would you be?

My apologies. Nothing ghey here. Move along citizen.

I… I don't know D:
Probably pegasi, cause flying > Everything else ever

I wonder how many other Bernie supporters will also be voting for Trump, and how many will be joining the ranks of "vote blue, no matter who"? Personally, I am seriously considering voting third party, as while I am surrounded by family that consider Trump to be the ultimate evil, I sometimes wonder whether Trump or Hillary could be considered worse.

AH Hah!

Wait, no, stop.

Little gay.

I'm not a Hipster, but I am somewhat of a hipster, but just with no ridiculous clothes, I don't even tell any one about my favourite music, so no one else listens to it.
I fucking hate it.

Glimglam, Luna, Celestia, Rainbowcrash and so on and so on.
All shit.

Thanks but no thanks I wouldn't give my address to any poster in Holla Forums, I would rather get herpes.

Pony war what's up with that?

It's all staged IMO.

Kek.

Lewd thoughts.
Kek.

I feel sorry for you.

Ah hah what?
What would you be!?

Its hard to pick between the two of them, but consider this: Trump, for all is faults, is the chosen candidate of the Republican voters. Shillary is the chosen candidate of, well, Shillary and the rot and corruption she spreads. She fucked over Bernie, I want her to lose for it.

They are both bad. Can we vote for the russian pres instead?

Drugs are lame anyways. Who needs them?

eh no worries, they cost a bit anyhow.

you dont know of the great 4chan pony war? Shieeet youngblood, come sit on my lap and listen to my tale.

you and your cute fur goddamn.

Ah hah cause"Rainbow Dash wants to come inside AJ)
Rarity because I can imagine her seducing everypony one by one.

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Cute fur is best fur

heya Skits

Melt thems and make calazones!

No way they are fun as fuck, just kill some time with out stress and feeling relaxed.
if I didn't use them I would have already killed some one.

Imagine throwing weed and acid on ISIS troops.

Nope.

Shieeet youngblood, come sit on my lap and listen to my tale.

I'm all ears.

I've been waiting for you.

Now there is a stress reliever.

fug u fgt :DD

Hold up, did fucking shillary cunton get the nomination?

I think you just go rararara cause you like class and high style living!

Just a tiny little bity bit?

I would end up in Jail.
I wouldn't like to take dick in my butt.

pony fandom started on the chans on /co and /b. Then there was the dawn of /mlp, which some of us knew to be a trap, knowing of the LOLocaust against the furries when they got their own board. So some of us, under the heroic leadership of Smokey, stayed and fought for years to keep bread alive. we're all banned for multiple lifetimes, been hunted without mercy and drove many a mod mad. And then 4chan died so Smokey lead us here to our promised land

i'm here drinks are on me

/mlp/ is a trap

Don't push your luck. And yes.

That sounds uncomfortable.

Skitty was also part of the great pony war, but he doesnt like to talk about it. hes fucked up in the head from all the post traumatic stress, he ended up thinking hes a mexican

fuck

i give up

youtube.com/watch?v=23SVHUPrUJ4

moot gave up long ago.

haha sweet~!

if hilary clinton gets elected, I'm leaving.

No. There's a sliver of a chance that Bernie can get it if he wins pretty much every remaining state by wide margins, and a few of the superdelegates swing his way. But this is unlikely.

Personally, I don't want to see a Trump presidency, but I don't think I'd much like a Clinton presidency either. My only hope is the fact that the Libertarian party is now on the ticket on each of the 50 states, and if they can fare reasonably well in the polls, or if Gary Johnson succeeds at suing the debate commission, they'll be in the debates. Faced with either Gary Johnson or John McAfee on the stage, Trump and Hillary would like like a couple of assholes by comparison. Hillary's a shrew. Gary and John are fucking intellectuals. Like Trump, they're successful businessmen. Unlike Trump, they didn't declare fucking bankruptcy, and Gary actually has some fucking political experience as a 2-term governor of New Mexico.

As John has quite well put it, choosing between Trump and Hillary is like choosing between a case of the measles and a bladder infection.

some had been jumped by Mr Dead but some had got the luck

shes had it rigged from the start. Bernie just wont catch up unless theres a major party revolt.

Remember I can't pick AJ cause she is one of the other two that leaves Fluttershy cause evrypony likes her or Rariry because she looks hot with a bobed tail.

yay!

I'm going to leave 8ch. Too slow now. See you on the flip side

GG looks like trump is prezzie now boys

Haha, fair~

bye. Will miss you.

Where can I stalk you if not here?

are you still reading Freefall? What do you think of all the AI's being freed?

that wasn't me

ys it was u fgt stp lying :DD

wow, Saved.

I haven't in a while, I'm at the part from memory where shes finally kissed the vet.

Ahh then I wont Spoil it for you.

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I gotta go now guys, have a good one!

Are you drunk?

My fucking sides.

so many Rainbow piercings!

Ask Smokey for some good war stories sometime. He doesnt like to toot his own horn, but he saved our community. Thats why I somewhat tongue in cheek act like he's Kim Jong Un or something, not because of any dictatorial tendencies, but just to show respect since I cant very well say that seriously.

here's one of our greatest hits from the 4chan days

shes had it rigged from the start. Bernie just wont catch up unless theres a major party revolt.

Awwwwww. Well have fun whatever you doin.

laters!

possibly

pic related - skitty during the war

Damn.

You guys are some real trouble makers.

t

just a little bit. pic related: my ban collection.

all my fun bans are on my old laptop. Someday I may make the trek to storage and revive it. My favorite was the rampant ponyfuckers one.

Damn…
/mlp/ was good for discussing about the show, but it's also guilty I got addicted to this shit, I don't know these loony cages (chans) I don't even take em serious.
I refuse to go back to 4chan tho.

please do! I'd love to see. It was always a nice time when you showed up in bread!

OMG!
you actually drove a mod nuts.
OMG!
we have the rebel squad here.

hi

youtube.com/watch?v=vJ1KZvzXpKI

You know who that pony is supposed to be in real life?

I never went to MLP. it is a frobidden place. I still pop up back on oldchan to shitpost occasionally but its not like it used to be. I havent gotten a proper ban in a year or so.

oh that wasnt me, think that was capped by Smokey. Theres other good ones though. myangry faggot screencap folder has like 800 images so its hard to find things sometimes.

hey hey! Discardo's lookin to hear some war stories!

jesus?

what's he want to hear about? the attack ships on fire off the shoulder of orion? or the c-beams glittering in the dark near tanhauser gate?

uuuuuh the second one, the anheuser goatse

Someone compiled this image, apparently all three of them were based on fashion designers

Damn…
First time I posted a pony in Holla Forums got a 420 every was chill, then I drove people nuts with them accidentally, but for some reason MODs there were little bitches with me, I even got a 1 week ban for "off topic" in /mlp/

I gotta go, I have school tomorrow, I'm so fucking nervous.
take care every one.

As long as its Rutgar Howar?

I went the first day /mlp/ existed got banned twice for furfaggotry. Made no sense to me since I didn't post anything I didn't always post in pony threads.

she looks better as a horse, it's sad to say.

be good in school, young shitposter. come seek me out for guidance in the ways of shitposting whenever you have need

if they dontwant squirrelfriends theyre no friends of mine.

I don't think any of them look good as people. So how do you feel now that you're a cannon raccoon?

Oooh! Can I be teh ratchcoon!?
youtube.com/watch?v=apDb3grRuIg

They just silly!

But you need to be the squirrel!

pretty ironic when you consider what the damn things have done to my attic.

sabed!!

almost as silly as teh sqsqsqsqsq

At least it isn't rats, those I have had to deal with in the most unpleasant of ways

Nights!
youtube.com/watch?v=PWLHEPPd95A

Bye Scsq

i don't mind the occasional rat.
what i mind is a 30 lb raccoon scratching through my ceiling like what happened a few months ago.

My current house has a huge rat problem that's gone on for years. Every time we put something into storage when we come to get it there's rat crap all over it. Once we had one that crawled out of the toilet

toilet rats are a personal nightmare for me. i always check to make sure one won't bite my dong.

i had rats at my house until i got a cat. my advice is to get a cat, then another and another until you have enough of them around that it fixes the problem.

Yeah, well I suppose it doesn't really matter now since I'm moving out anyways

there's no problem that can't be solved with a bunch of cats.

I guess we better dump a bunch of cats on Israel and call it a day

Morning all

it would work great because they have that wall.
keep em all penned in.

We better dump cats over the U.S. Treasury too, it will surely lower the national debt.

hi

I'm going to re-read this:

fimfiction.net/story/62074/1/friendship-is-optimal/prologue-equestria-online

How you doing Smokey?

we can bring back the gold standard, but with cats.
fort know would be awfully stinky though.

But what can cats do for race relations?

goodnight everypony@

G'night BB

bye

pfff, what can't they do? if they had cats in the ferguson riots, that poor quicktrip would still be standing.

If only I could put enough cats on my cancer

they would have to be radioactive or something.

I'm baffled as to why the city put a stop sign on my driveway, right at the exit. I've been using it as target practice for 2 years, sometimes I take my .357 and just shoot at it a couple of times when no cars are passing through, then the water department passes though to check meters, see the stop sign is full of holes and they'll call some people to come and replace it immediately. At one point they saw me sitting on my houses stoop and asked me if I kept shooting it, I told them yeah, it was me and asked them what the point of that sign was. They just shrugged and asked me to stop shooting it.

Maybe they would bring them in during surgery to stuff under my skin and claw at my tumors like little chew toys

Ugh.
I don't wanna go to work today

Hi Skye

Smokey, I've been meaning to ask you something

Then don't.

Hey whiskey

Fucking hobo

Have I struck a nerve? I'm sorry mister Skye. If it makes you feel any better, I just woke up to a pack of possums ravaging my tent, I'll have to relocate shortly before they attack again.

what's that?

…do you bleed?

Lol.
But no skitty, no nerves,I'm just being blindly offensive~

How do you post with a tripcode that includes actual words? Words that I am almost certain you have chosen. From what I gather you had the Meadow tripcode even when you still posted on 4chan, and that doesn't make sense because the salts for 4chan and Holla Forums are different, run by different people

Tripcode Explorer!
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Having a job is a euphemism for selling your life by the hour.

How did you even end up on Holla Forums and not know this?

desktopthread.com/Tripcode_Explorer/
github.com/meriken/merikens-tripcode-engine-v3
github.com/madsbuvi/MTY_CL

Tripcodes are hashed strings, the one you're using right now is a secure salted variant which is not the one you can search through for names.

I know.
But I like this job.
I was just feeling lazy

I mean I'm sure you know what they are but the insecure tripcodes aren't salted as the secure variant you are using atm so that one will change between websites, no one knows what "salt" 4chan and Holla Forums are using which is what gives them the secureness. The regular ones can be cracked with enough processing power, autism and dedication. Those remain the same though all imageboards that use the same PHP encryption function to hash the string, and since they aren't salted, they'll always remain the same. Those programs above pretty much search through hashes for words you're interested in.

Inb4 scotch accidentally downloaded a virus and is permanent blue screen.
Or worse, forced to update to Windows 10!!!

I'd much rather use the merikens or MTY as opposed to the easier to use Tripcode Explorer.

It's not hard to compile them yourself.

lel

I only used Explorer.
Just what I was shown, and what I use.

That's the most likely one to contain any malicious code out of all of them. It's closed source & on a website owned by a weaboo noone knows anything about. The others are all open source and easily reviewed by anyone on the internet.

Ah well what's he gonna do, dox me?

Most of the time what people will do is decrypt your browsers saved logindata DB, CC DB and send them back to some command and control server or just use you as part of a botnet.

cc=any stored credit card info (some people actually save those in the browser for some reason)

So yeah, pretty much steal login information for websites, hopefully a bank, paypal or whatever.

Ah well.

It all comes down to whether or not the risk outweighs the benefit.

Are you willing to risk your life saving, public reputation, home, pets and will to live so you can post here with a fancy tripcode?

Yeah probably.

Same, what is life without a little bit of risk here and there.

Exactly!

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Dull day today…

Well thanks for the advice you guys, I'm going to bed. 'Night

Gnight!

Careful with the digital herpies.
Goodnight.

Why? Because threads slow? The other bread is as well very dead right now.

Other bread?
No, I mean work.

The one where babs, rita and some other anons come from occasionally.

what are you doing at work? Sitting around?

HOLY SHIT

Fuck them.
Nah, researching people and contact details for companies.
Dull stuff tbh

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Rare to see you at this time

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Yeah well today my summer semester began so I'm gonna have to get used to waking up not late again

how's u?

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Wat

Oh right!
I'm working.
Bored as I'm just googling companies and researching…

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Exactly my reaction

That is the least responsible orgy over ever witnessed the planning of.

sounds like typical office work

Indeed, how's u Skitty?

Eh.
It's for networking purposes.
These people were at a convention recently and we want to talk to em

I'm good, just browsing reddit, doing some stuff in my room and posting here and there in between. Waiting to see what me and my uncle shall do later today, revved up the bulldozers, tractors and gonna see what we do, cleaned around the house and been doing reparations and stuff.

wrong word, I mean repairing some vehicles

how about u?
inb4 university

it's morning again

hello

i passed out, but i see the others told you what you need to know

Morning!

He went to bed

Don't worry, we gave him a lifetime supply of virtual STDs and aids.

Oh nice, gotta make those connections!

you sure got the collection of heavy machinery don't ya Skitty? sounds like work and fun!

As for me, well I'm eating breakfast, it's a cloudy gloomy windy day, which we haven't had for like a month now but I guess it decided to show up on the first day of this semester, and haha yeah, basically university incoming

Mornin' Reece!

Hiya Smokey!

I don't want to offend Socialists but I find freedom to be essential to happiness.

Yeah.
Boring as fuck tho

Tru dat.
Fuxking commies

5 bulldozers, some other tractors as well.

I hope you threw in peanut butter and honey on what bread in the mix.
Sounds like my favorite kind of weather, I love standing outside when it's stormy weather to watch the large powerful unstoppable clouds roll over, the sense of incoming chaos gives you a suspense that leaves you wanting and waiting for something of epic proportions to happen, but it never does. Maybe it's just me but I always have a feeling of wanting to be where disaster strikes, I love the sense of danger which makes you feel alive.

-what
+wheat

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how's it goin'

Chilling st work.
When did you get to sleep?

probably about 3-ish

Yeah I can imagine it being so.

damn, might as well own your company with that many assets!

Sadly that ain't the case this time, but I bet it will be in the next coming breakfasts

and yeah, I know what you mean, the winds howling, the moving clouds, gives you that feeling you're on the verge of witnessing something big to happen and the feeling just gets to ya.. alas it never shows up

also have song soundcloud.com/waveshaper-2/my-faust-death-race-waveshaper-remix

Sigh.
Oh well.
Try and sleep before midnight tonight?

goes pretty well, woke up early(with respect to my usual waking up times) as today my summer semester begins

ate breakfast, having some coffee.. gonna leave soon, how bout u?

sup frents

hope ur hydrated

Welp, gotta go, laters!

Bugger.
Looks like I missed Canon

neato/10

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Top kek!

How are you skittles?

yo

any particular reason you messaged me on steam last night?

Just tanning my retinas with these tanning goggles.

How about you?

Or in other words, not much at the moment.

That is the exact opposite of what tanning goggles do

Sorry noise, I was looking for someone. I found them, I realise it wasn't you and I apologise for bothering you.

Tanning your retina's hey?
Is that what the ladies like in a man these days?

I ain't noise lmfao.

Oh? Really? Well I've never had a tan, so I wouldn't know.

I guess so, it's crazy what some people will do for the opposite sex.

what're u up 2?

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Sorry noiseinsert your name here, I was looking for someone. I found them, I realise it wasn't you and I apologise for bothering you.

Just got home from work, am about to shower.
Had to listen to two skanks on the bus ride home all the way home.
I'm kinda just over women now I think.
Fuck that noise. literally.

Hey Azzy, how're you?

u btr b sry m8

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I never finished this smug flutershy

You totally should.

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Meeting.
Love you all.

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Thanks.

I will those war stories are fucking awesome.
I will even modify my name to apprentice of shitposting.

wew, just in time, I didn't knew anything about the dangers of rogue tripcodes.

and now I go to school so nervous.

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All of that was just wild speculation on the possibilities that are all highly unlikely, but still I'd rather use the open source ones.

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There's no danger

I'm heading to bed now. have a good one guys.

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There's no danger
Ni

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night bro

Farewell.

i meant that for raptor lel

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That's nice

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scootahitler did nothing wrong

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im heading out of mississippi today, so shitposting will be limited. later, everypony!

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But who will ever keep smuglord at bay?

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That is just beautiful, I have no other words

Morning, Holla Forumsread!

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Stop being weird.

TOP FUCKING LEL!

Good morning.

Wasn't there a new episode of MLP lately? Or is it still at cuty remark pt 2 or something?

Keep up the good work, Solaire.

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How's it going?

I'm glad I'm on mobile and can't see your video.

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The Cutie Remark Pt. 2 was the last episode of season 5. We are currently several episodes into season 6. The last episode was sort of a Rarity episode.

Aimed at yourself I hope?

Wow, I'm going to kill myself now.

you're heeeeeere

Rip

And so are you!

Oh? Strange, I only have up to season 5 on Netflix, LAME…

I am investigating MLP related things and stuff, so not much actually. You?

I want to watch season six now

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That's because Netflix is gay and only puts up episodes when a season (or half season) is completed. That said, you should be able to find all of the episodes on YayPonies, or some video streaming sites.

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kinda

Ok, thank you.

Why kinda?

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Is it time to tickle torture Reece?

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Dude.
What the fuck

busier today is all, coming back and forth to laptop, sometimes wish a little bell would ring everytime a new post on the bread appears

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Audio cues foe responses would be great!

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I only wanna get tickled by the REAL Ruby

you're not off rails enough m8

LEL

I'm off.

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Have a nice day.

yup… sometimes the bread won't update itself tho

I have to slam down the scroll bar for the update thing to work sometimes

This could easily be scripted.

Reece… you do know that I use a secure tripcode when I'm on my phone, right? My off rails tripcode is saved to my laptop, but it's not on my phone.

ciao

Wut?

A massive pain in the ass.
I'd like to be able to wander about doing other stuff and have a 'boop' when I get a response, and a quieter boop for 'mesaages have been posted'

is this boop quiet enough for you?

o… ok, just a bit weird that you jumped from offrails

to pLI5U

pretty quick

I have browser notifications (window that pops up with image and text on desktop when someone quotes me), I could easily implement a chime into the script for that.

Too boopy

That'd be kwl skiddy!

What are you using though? Are you on a tablet of some kind, or a phone? I need to know so that I can determine whether I should do this as a browser extension or a script you can paste in the custom JS field.

Atm phone.
But I'd want it for Chrome at home.

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I'm glad that shows up in a reverse image lookup.

It's be kind of useless in that case since the desk top notification thing already clearly shows you when you were quoted.

But I want a noise.
I don't just sit staring at my screen skirts.
I want to be notified if I'm moving around the room doing by other things

Same, but I never leave my speakers on and always use headphones so it's pretty useless to me, and the notification thing idles there anyway.

I'll see if I add it in a bit.

Okay~~

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Whatcha gonna have for dinner reece?

was literally just thinking about dinner, if I don't go out and pick something up, then might just have to do the ol' bangers and mash, don't have a lot in the cupboards or fridge left

Bangers and mash is good.
I just had a subway and almost shit myself on the walk home.
Painful.

you wouldn't last on murrican diet.

back

Ok, I finished the script. If you want it you can hit me up on steam because fuck everyone else on this website, anons take shit I post and claim it as their own.

Sure.
Just got in, attached to toilet.
I'll message you on steam when I'm free…

Ikr?

Heya cannon!

Hey Skye, check out my sick new script i made. PM skitty, i sent it to him

Hi

lel

test

Fucking kek.
Hiya

meh

yikes. i'm more of a burger kind of d00d than a giant sandwich. never had a subway before

Also yup, having some bangers und mash. shopping can wait till tomorrow

forgot to enable sound recording on my recorder.

test

Just this morning, I ate half a pizza, a poptart, a bag of cashews, some coffee, a burger with fries, and 12 cans of mtn dew pitch black. I'm still hungry.

Subway is nice.
I guess this one just didn't sit right…
But sausage and mash is solid.
With gravy I assume?

Jesus fuck aku…

There we go, full autism mode engaged.

Hell000000

GRAB A FUCKING FISTFULL OF MEAT, WRAP IT IN BACON, AND DEEP FRY THAT SHIT NIGGA!

Yay Wez!! :3
It's been quite a while since I've seen you post, nice to see ya again! :3

Hi Again Skitty!
Did I miss any good stuff?
or actually… what ya experimenting with?

this
I've had a script for a while now that gives me browser notifications so I don't have to be checking when someone replies to me, skye gave me the idea to add a chime noise to it so I did it.

'course. I'm not a complete mentalist.

sometimes I legit jelly of those Americans who have to drive scooters to the local post office, i wish i wasn't so tiny…

No you don't. Exercise is important.

Good!

i'm more self conscious of being thin tho. being like 18 stone would be a fun little novelty for me… for a while… maybe

Stop thinking. Bout anything.

such an oddly arousing picture

It's horrifying actually.

Is that something a friend would say?

oh hi totally not Skye

i wonder how she poops tho.

oops meant to reply the first part to