Pony bread: Scootapost edition

SHE'S GOT A CHICKUN ARISE!

ruuuuuubyyyy

AND SHE DONT CARE

Hey~

Holla Forumsread's stream is on BronyState I think…

aw yiss, new epi today!

hi all!

morning

hi!!

link?

you cuddling your plushies yet?

heyyy canon, good to know 3 people actually watch the show here

khan-khan! what's new?

i use this one
bronystate.net/

hi

yup going to use bronystate today too

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Mornin' KHAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!
how's it going?

yay KeK!

Well as other sites seem to buffer alot for me, I've been using this for the past 2 episodes ustream.tv/channel/the-brony-network

Hiya Reece, yea I catch new epis whenever I can

i'm in the twilight room as usual.

You're damn straight I am.

hows it going good just lurking and how about you guys

Yeah I just watch streams I never bother talking to anyone in the chat… I'm there to watch Friendship is magic, NOT make friends

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sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep

just watching the new ep and getting ready for work.

i only read it for the reactions. i don't actually talk.

I WANT TO WASH IT WITH FABREEZE

this ep is hilarious

how did you like the last one?

Sweep ♫ Sweep ♫ Sweep ♫ Sweep ♫ Sweep ♫ Sweep ♫ Sweep ♫ Sweep ♫ Sweep ♫ Sweep ♫ Sweep ♫ Sweep ♫ Sweep ♫ Sweep ♫ Sweep ♫ Sweep ♫

I'D DOLLOP WITH DAISY IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

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it was pretty good.
how have you been?

They should have known Twilight is triggered by quesadillas!

probably the best episode of the season so far

strawpoll.me/10271254

Fuckin' 10/10

haha hell yeah! I'm glad I switched to this stream, didn't miss a second of it

how's u btw?

Agreed

Hiya Smokey!

hey there.

absolutely.

Poni

How's it going?

PONI!

I am in possession of 10 chilled rat corpses!

I think it's trying to tell us something!

pretty well. except i have to go to work in a bit. how about you?

Trixie's looking better than usual… I… oh right

Reeces peeces.
Hi!

a bit meh but not extremely bad

sitting at work

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Did you enjoy the latest episode, neighbour?

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Had pretty funny moments, 8/10

haven't legit laughed at a Season 6 episode until now

there was an advert break after every butt itch tho

Fuxking American TV amirite?
Glad you enjoyed it. Maybe if they pull themselves together and make decent episodes the community will die a little slower

could you ever forget season 3 exists and try to watch the show again? Season 4 really did bring back the quality

I thought all the pedos left, why you guys still here? Don't you want to join your friends on deadend or where ever the fuck they are now?

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I barely have the time to watch game of thrones and sort my main hobby out (mtg), I have a tournament starting Friday and I don't even have my deck yet.
If I had the time reece, I would.
I don't hate the show, I don't have anything against it, I just stopped watching because I wasn't getting anything out of it, and now I don't have time to sit down and catch up.
I'll happily join anyone for a stream if they're doing it at a time that fits around my schedule, but I don't have the time or motivation to watch so many episodes, especially knowing there's quite a lot of crap in them….

why doesn't my foreskin work like that?

Bon appetite!

I'm doin good, ate lunch, watched the epi, now gonna get me some coffee

took me a while to realize that as well!

Season 3 was really the low of the series, alot of great stuff came out at season 4

Cunt.
I am picking a Chinese up though.
And see my response above.
+to it 'the community is dead/dying though, and more and more you see the people clinging on are the unsavoury weird types… We're better than that, and it's lucky that bread was never about the ponies to begin with. It's only later that the pony fucker faggots came along, like ruby. The rest of us have the brains to be more.'

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What's your favourite colour?

#9EDBF9

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I am not a robot

Did you download the same webm twice you fucking waste of oxygen?

just because robots are smarter and nicer than you doesn't mean you can't google it

anyway, it's the most common color in pics i post

Ah, skye blue.
Good choice.

Hello there pony/b/read.

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yes… because back in the day that webm would literally shut down peoples browsers so I downloaded it a second time and called it something like "hot sex" so people would click on it.

it was a very naughty gag… should I feel bad?

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Why would it shut down browsers?
I'm intrigued, I must have missed something.
You should always feel bad though sweetie pie

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Yo

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Hallo!
hows Amber doing?

it crashed firefox browsers at least.

apparently there was something in one of the webm's frames, like a really huge split second image that appears at the end or something like that, so firefox couldn't handle it and would crash.

I actually picked up 10 more foods for her, just got home.
Ive got one in a cup unfreezing now.
Shes curled up in her hide atm.

huh, awesome!
Thanks for sharing.

it's fixed now though so all you get is some cheeky scrub anime girl laughing for 2 seconds

:(

My best fiend ball, wont eat if its prey, is not alive.
My big snapper wont eat if it is not moving too.

You are lucky.

where is this from?
For… reasons…

Well with the snakes, thats bad training.
How old is it?
Dont know anything about 4legged hardback snakes though

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i don't know… i just saved it because butts and silliness

darn…
Ok, i dont mind.

Hehe I kid I kid!

your snek eats em eh?

Chinese sounds good!
also I see what you mean, wish I could stream but my potatonet won't allow it.. I remember someone offered to stream some stuff but I can't remember who was it, but oh well…

oo wait, it's called Strike Witches. VLC shows the real name of the webm when you view it

Yeah
someone said theyd stream yesterday, but it didnt fit with my timezone.

I watched episode 1 of strike witches, it looked crap.
Darn it.
Thanks anyway~

9 years old.

I been keeping turtles since I was a little filly, you can get the most docile, alligator snapping turtle that even lets you pet her, or the most violent hissing painted turtle in the world, is just luck I guess.

Snakes should be moved onto frozen thawed food by like, age 6 months… its really uncommon for them to refuse anything other than live if theyre introduced to it early enough…
And yeah, reptiles are funny aint they, theyre stupid, but they can still have crazy different personalities

… that picture.
di = 2
mono = 1
so… it's H20…
that's fucking water.

Yes~!
Thats the joke~!

oh. now I just feel like an idiot.

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Uhmm so she is too old to be moved onto frozen food.
I fear his snek might lose an eye battling it's prey.

Yeah, I had a Painted turtle that would follow me anywhere I went.
Not a reptile but I had a duck that was raised with dogs, and he himself thought he was a dog.

not so fast cheater.

yeah, he can try, but its likely too late.
youre not supposed to feed them live rats, because by the time the snake is fully grown, and needs to be fed large rats, the rats areis big enough to do SERIOUS damage to the snake if it doesnt manage to get a quick kill (ie if it isnt hungry, or if the rat gets lucky)
That sounds cute as fuck from the turtle.
My boyfriend has chickens and ducks that were raised together. theyre all fucking retarded, dont know if that makes em more like chickens or ducks though :P

Large rats… damn… I even feel sorry for them, on the way home.
I have seen pictures of rats eating the sneks.

Oh my fucking sides.
KEK.
ducks are pooping machines.
I even had a pet blue lobster.

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Yeah, its like snake owner 101, you dont want your snake to feed live.
I hope he stays with his snake after he puts the rat in, and waits until hes seen the snake strike, kill and begin eating, because otherwise, hes just asking for a bad experience….
Lucky that his family has a huge as fuck garden i suppose….
Wow, you have some interesting aquatic tastes. Never kept bettas?

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Hey darlings! Anyone else here planning on going to TrotCon this year?

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Nope!
Wheres that?

What's good, Holla Forumsread?

Bread was good. But i just found a piece of mould on it.

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Columbus, Ohio. John de Lancie, KP, and others are going to be there.

I dunno, are you going to drug yourself like a fucking animal while you're there?

SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

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wish he could beam me there…

geddit? coz Star Trek Wars

john de lancie was meant to be at buck 2012.
He cancelled.
Cunt.
Good luck to you though!

Hey you~

Dear, the only drugs going in my veins are friendship and pony porn! How else would I keep this complexion?

heyyyyyyyyy, you enjoy the episode today?

Now that's what I like to hear…but unfortunately, I can't go either way. Too far away and not enough money.

Dayum last one got saved.

I think KP would be disappointed if he didn't show up.

That's too bad, good sir.

Hey Ruby ♥

who is that?

Yes :3

Did you?

Sup Rainbam? How's you?~

yuh-huh, best one of the season so far methinks

He does he's a little edgy you know…

Hermit crabs are cute AF.
I had one too.

that was my first pet, my mom bought me one since I was a 2month old embryo, the little bugger continued to live, until I was 6yo.
I even have pics with him when I lost my first milk tooth.

Probably. We've had some mediocre episodes thus far, but this one was pretty damn nice.

ILoveKimPossibleALot? Famous Discord fanfilly?

Literally who.

A Discord fan with a popular YouTube channel.

Ah, well, at least hes watching and can rescue her if the rat attacks.
Hermit crabs a cute, used to enjoy going on holiday, picking up wet sand and watching lil crabs come crawling out of it!
Haha, nice! Bettas are cute as fuck, seen the modified glow in the dark ones?

Uh, 'famous'?
You can be famous for being a fangirl now…?

Batshit insane youtube reviewer.

Certainly, darling. Haven't you ever heard of -terrified shiver- Beliebers?

Yeah, they are hard to come by, I want a small planted aquarium with a betta, may be in the future, once I get more space to live.

Yeah, but never heard of one referred to by name, as if i should know about them purely by dint of their fanaticism.

I think she stalks Mr. Discord.

How adorable. -cue evil grin-

Anyway, I'm hoping to find some Fleur and Lil Miss Rarity stuff there; I can't find jack online.

Didn't Lil miss rarity shut down years ago?

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Does it matter?

I love Mommy…

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So it's unlikely there will be merch?

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Don't crush my dreams, plz!!!

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I don't recognise your name.
Where are you from?

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Hmm? Oh I'm used to writing anonymous, but I thought I'd finally come out and show my face, as it 'twer.

how do you make webms have the white play icon instead of a preview screen?

Right.

not doing it on purpose, premiere just sometimes fucks up and makes them have no thumbnail.

Back then when I used xmedia this never happened. Also when I open some of those locally on vlc I can't fast forward them properly, so I assume they are somewhat corrupted.

Poni

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sí

Poni ese

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uhhh… bonjour?

Je nais parle vous das kleidershanke hombre?

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Breads dead ned

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Non

Sounds good!
/Hug

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could you tell me what you said now please? I mean I know exactly what you said, but there are those in this thread that don't speak the language of bread and onions

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'i don't talk' (French) je nai parle vous
'das kleidershanke' (German) the wardrobe
'hombre' (Spanish) man

you don't talk the wardrobe-man…?

I was being silly, you silly.

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Who is this semen demon?

you're always silly tho

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Not always though!
No sir!

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How many tia pics u got?

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A few.

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few tens? few hundreds? few thousands?

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Canon, go to bed!

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Canon, stay awake!

Fine suggestion, I'll consider it.

Don't feel obliged!

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No spoiler or I will fucking kill you faggot!

scooooooooooot

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Holy fuxk
I just saw an advert for the documentary, 'the secret life of human pups'.
Holy fuxking fuck

No, no, Skye, I value your great advising skills, therefore I insist I'll follow that particular advice

I only got 1,535 tia pics, how far behind am I?

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Heh.
I'll remember that next time I give you an order~

Very.

orders? I..I thought we were talking about mere suggestions!

Ok, how would its magnitude compare to my Luna folder (~3.5K pics) ?

Sure. if that's what you want to tell yourself~

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Closer.

Hey you!

Perhaps that's what you'd like to hear~

Hi!

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*molestias you*

Perhaps you want me to hear it~?

What's good, nyukkah? What's really good?

This Chinese I'm eating is good.
Had to throw his glasses out of the stew though.

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cookin supper - smothered pork chops, brussels sprouts and sweet tater casserole

I'd kill for some Chinese food.

Sounds good. How do you prepare your brussels sprouts?

It was good!
I'm full now

bacon, red onion, salt, pepper and apple cider vinegar, then roast em up

Perhaps you want me to believe I want you to hear it~?

All good, chillin, enjoying some fruits, bah I begin my summer semester on Monday, oh well…
how bout you?

Shall we stop before it gets confusing?

You're the silliest, Reece~

Did you go to sleep?

It's 2225 now, he shouldn't have slept recently.

Agreed.

noop, still awake… whatcha doin

You definitely have the homo hots for me though.

Tfw reece-chan ignores you but posts to ruby

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what did you say to me?

Uh, what?

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Uh, what about it?

I'll have to remember that next time I make some.
(checked)

you said i ignored you… what post of yours do you think i ignored?

Literally the same post ruby replied to…

o right… i thought we were done tbh soz

;~;
Tfw you offend reece so badly he says you're done

Catching up on some cartoons. Watched the latest episode of Steven Universe, gonna watch some of the new Powerpuff Girls series (which isn't that great compared to the originals, but it's still something to watch).

did someone just reply to me… huh must be the wind…

/Wrists

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ewwwwwwwww.. thought you were above that tbh

*puts fingers in ears so that I can't see your post*

LALALALALA DOO DUM DOODLEY DEE

/Ded

The original Powerpuff Girls series was pretty dope, yo. The new series… it's okay?

Adventure Time and Steven Universe are the best though.

Hey Holla Forumsread, eating some pizza; what I miss?

Me eating Chinese.
Ruby watching shit cartoons.

Eh, the earlier episodes were good for the most part; later episodes not so much imo.
Fuck yea, Lapis and Pearl are the best imo.

Cool.

I loved the old PPG, really not a fan of the new stuff…the art style, the jokes, the literal meme faces yeeeeuck…

I loved Bubbles original voice too… now not so much, it not as cute

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wow I never realized what a huge perv pinkie pie was

She's a slutty pink whorse

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What else did you think she keeps in her 'Party Cave'?

The new Powerpuff Girls are just as much of a downgrade as… well… the newest version of the Looney Tunes? I know I've seen a remake sometime in the past couple of years.

Eh, I like both the new and old episodes of Adventure Time. I'm particularly a fan of the continuity in this shit. Finn loses an arm in one episode, next few episodes he still has no arm.

Although if you're a big fan of SU, I can see why you're a fan of the old AT episodes. Motherfucking Rebecca Sugar. Who, by the way, did a miniseries for AT recently starring tons of Marceline. If you haven't seen it, go do so.

So I see they removed that annoying situation where you couldn't upload a picture if it existed in any previous thread on Holla Forums

That was quite annoying.

lel

Hi spikky!

That's a start.

At least the new Loony Tunes aren't a certain unmentionable show. Poor Tara.

Go fuck yourself with a railroad spike.

never seen the newer Looney Tunes, saw the newer Scooby-doo and… didn't like it.

that's the problem with remakes/reboots

they usually suck

muh dinner

The new Looney Tunes also gave us Lola's mom, and she is a milf.

Every time you don't post Celestia, you're hurting her.

What is that?

Alfredo, I'm pretty sure.

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pork chop smothered in maple and sweet onion gravy with sweet potato casserole and roasted brussels sprouts

I haven't really seen the new Teen Titans, but I've heard enough about it that I'm not going to touch it. We're entering a time where there's a lot of good animation out there, but some of the good stuff from the past is just getting shit on.

Indeed. At least MLP is a good kind of reboot.

fucking shitty exodus crashed twice and didnt upload my pic.
snake ate though tonight, like within 20 secs of dumping in the body too.
good girl, after a relatively long fast over winter, its nice to see her appetite is back

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she looked a lot bigger yesterday

this picture was quite old, she is bigger now~
I dont have her out at the moment, shes feeding!

Nice satanic trips

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Celestia is literally the devil

I knew it

ohnoes

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I can't wait to go to Hell and meet her.

G'day, how's it going?

hey Rap!

How're you Blewbles?

Howdy Raaaap

Heya Reecey, how're you?

Heeeellloooooo, darling!~

2static.fjcdn.com/hdgifs/Too real_588bf4_5924986.mp4

bedtime, love you all!
Except ruby, who can die in a ditch

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Rarara is rarely for once, out done!

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im good, just had a wonderful dinner

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Yay Rap!
Doin good, eating dinner, also watched new poni today, which I'd highly recommend as this is probably the best epi of the season so far youtube.com/watch?v=t_m6hlWDqo0

how bout u?

Is your name a reference to thhgttg?

Join the fold bat; do it! Become one with the horsefuckers of Holla Forums.

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Skitty!

No; what is that?

really hungry now not sure what to eat, how're you?

do you like baseball bats? just wanted an excuse to post this webm tbh

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Hello Canon, what's new?

It's the name of a fictional super computer in the movie hitch hikers guide to the galaxy.

Really? I'm on it right now.

With the Girl friend?

I'll get round to it, promise, but I've not seen anything this season except the opening episode.

I'm. ok.
I just woke up, and I have to get ready to go in about an hour.
hoping I can skull my coffee soon so I can get ready to do just that.

Sanctioned slit sucker!

Breakfast!

As above, so below.
I'm ok. just woke, having coffee and going to get ready to run soon.

It..it is? opens up normally here

Oh not much, enjoying my last few days before I get back to uni, what sucks is that although I only have 2 courses instead of 3 last semester, I gotta go to uni from Monday to Thursday, rather than just Monday and Wednesday I had… atleast this time the courses I'm taking sound easy compared to the other stuff and my earliest class is at 2pm

how's u?

Now it is back up.

Oh. I remember that now that you mention it.
Seems rather fitting now that I think about it, personality wise, maybe. Haven't seen or read it for a while tbh.

Raptor stop

Sounds like you're literally becoming Twilight.
R.I.P

I'm just here at my house, was cleaning around a bit. Uncle has finally came out of prison and we're doing a bunch of stuff around the house atm, it's pretty fun.

It's a nice movie, I really liked it. Though everyone itt who I've discussed it with seem to rage about how awful it is. meh.

Nawww, aren't you having fun?
I think it's fun!

How are you anyway Skittles?

Breakfast at midnight? I don't want people thinking I'm some sort of escaped maniac at large. might aswell just eat a lot of junkfood

carrots?

I'm just here at my house.. spent a while cleaning around a bit. My uncle finally came out of prison and we're doing a bunch of stuff around the house atm, it's pretty fun. Fixing his truck atm.

I had taken his truck out for a joy ride and messed the engine up :P

mebbe

Opinions. Like how so many people seem to dislike the Rainbow Six, but I loved it.

Oh! well I think you can watch it without the other episodes as it only has a small connection with the 3rd episode (right after the opening episodes)

oh right, haha fine mornin' to ya then!
ah yes, best way to start the day!

yay!

but…She would like to be studying more and me not so much so wouldn't that be the opposite?

oh cool, happy to hear that!
also,

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noice

Got any good Solar Flare pics? (Nightmare Celestia)

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Looks great!

only have apples and potatoes here right now for fruit and veg… i really need to shop at some point

I thought he was going to be in there for 6 years?

Sounds like Blewberry's getting a taste of sweet romance pie~

I hate coffee honestly :P
Its punishment more than anything, but I want to be alert for my flight revision lesson today.

Hey Discord, how're you?

I'm well.

puppers

Just for that, I'm going to need to make pancakes at midnight.

i get enough of that romance stuff just being around Ruby

if i had you locked up i wouldnt let you out.

Yeah, he was supposed to be there much longer, I've been talking to some people in hopes to get them out earlier. Eventually a judge I know well made an effort to talk to the judge that I don't know well who sentenced them and eventually change his mind on what he did. It worked and now he's out. I didn't expect they were getting out this early though, had a ton of stuff we were going to send them in the expectation they were going to be there another 2 years or so.

Think I've got some hidden deep in my folders

I only like Arabic coffee(well actually it's Turkish but for some reason we call it Arabic here) but it's nice for mornings and after meals

scoks

Nacon

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I hope you continue to be well :3

No that's lewdings, not romancings!

Jesus, you really do run the cartel and keep people in or out of trouble.
Skitty I'm sorry, pls don't send hitmans after me if I've ever insulted you D:

I've got some cheap shit which is probably half the reason it tastes like crap :P

Honestly, I'm all for the United Equestria, but if it came down to choosing between Nightmare Moon and Solar Flare, I'd side with the glorious solar queen in a heartbeat.

ch-ch-checked!!!
How's you? :3

Well!
Just got back from Uni yesterday, and today my father treated the boys of the family (that were in the country) to Sushi!! (my other brother is in Israel on some military thing)
Which was wicked cool!

same thing haha. oh by the way i got banned from discord chat, but as soon as im back from my trip let Smug know im going to rape him with diapers

now I really want to be psychotic too…

I'm curious, how does one do that?

What?!
Who banned you?

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Its rape in the tumblr sense, I have no wish to actually touch Smug, I expect he's unclean. I just want to make him suffer and long for the embrace of death.

Warpig. I duped Smug's account and diaper posted as him. It was kek.

Raptor pls, the issue is just finding out who it is that the judge knows who you as well know and is approachable. Convinced them to talk the other guy into letting them off on probation as opposed to time in prison, it's much better if they're out here than in prison. The only thing I didn't like was they gave them probation each month at a different city which is a 250 mile round trip, but that's their problem. I'm sure we'll be able to get them to relocate it somewhere closer anyway,

Lol, true

yes

yes

How would you catch me?

How will you do that, Skitty?

haha I cant change IPs at the hotel so, yeah, Im actually going to serve the better part of two days of this ban

I would wait for you and your dumbass son outside the stand where you buy your oranges and racing forms

If I ever get in trouble in the us you're going to be my first degree in the 6 of seperation for whoever judges me :3

Hahaha, how the mighty have fallen~

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Boy, this Smug charecter sound COMPLETELY uncouth!

Awesome! I think I'll call you BatMan (unless you have a better name).

Yeah, but the thing with coffee here is that you gotta know where to get the best quality and the best way to prepare it.. not expensive though, as I remember 200g costs like $2.6 here

ooo nice! must have been quite something I guess!
Just make sure he doesn't bomb me!!!

Worth it.

Gotta go guys, have a good one

That's pretty cheap.
I gotta go now, I dunno if I'll be back. Have a good one if I'm not Canon, see you later today or tomorrow~

Farewell.

see you soon Raptoooor

Yup!
Hah, no. He isn't a huge fan of Israel, he's just there to attend a couple of military conferences.

I could go down to the lobby and try to reset the router… but naw. I want to let Smug get complacent and think he's safe

want to help me break his brain?

it really was. I hope he gets back on voice chat. hearing him scream in helpless misery is delectable!

bai Rap!

But I already know what you look like. The moment I see you I'm just going to avoid you, and if you're close enough I'll just run away before you can catch me.

I know 2 PO officers personally from my area, I know they can call other probation officers and convince them to let them have a guy transferred to them. For the other PO this means less work for them and they don't lose money anyway, so it just means less work. I'm sure I can get one one of my guys to take them from them later.

Bye.

Maybe later. I gtg cut the grass.

I'll send Luca Brazi.

I am amazed by how many people you know. I know like, 10 people ever and you seem to have half of Texas on your payroll

You're doing the Lord's work.

laters Rap!
have a good one!

Oh! yea guess that's one thing you'd be expected to do in the military

thank you kind sir. I have driven him from bread, but while he still draws breath my work is not done.

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proof that he deserves rape

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Yea, lol.

Howsu tho?

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Top lel'd, indeed. I'm back everypony! My work is done!

good job! what did your herculean labors consist of?

"What?! I'll destroy him!" -Twilight Sparkle

Posted earlier, had to cut our grass. We have a big yard for our neighborhood, about an acre of grass, really no trees.

finally, somepony understands me!

Is Ruby still alive

oh wow thats a lot of work. hope it wasnt too hot

Man, Smug really does deserve this.

as long as someone wants to eat his peener, Ruby will always be with us

Na, it's about 8:30 at night and not too hot. Plus I had help, so we split the work.

Yes. Kinda chilling on my bed right now watching a speed run. How are you?

If you see him show his face, post diaper pony or other weird fetish stuff. Double points if he's in voice chat and you can listen to him literally scream

oh good deal. im regularly eastern time too but currently central time.

wubyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

bored. bored enough to sleep… not very tired tho.

Hello Holla Forumsread

petpets

Sounds like fun, too! I'm in.

And how shall we entertain you until you're tired?

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I'd like to recommend what I usually do in the same situation: porn.

yo blewbs howu be?

welllllllll, i was kinda hoping we could chill at some point. guess you're a little busy… is sunday good for you?

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Just brainstorming ideas.

I'm not busy at all. Let's chill!

everything is more fun when you share with your friends!

im great! how's bread's resident pet boy?

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just smokin

naughty! thats not good for you Miraclepet!

Tell me, does he enjoy BDSM and the like?

where should we go? secret video clubhouse?

Sounds like a plan. Got any ideas on what we should watch?

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ummm… what do you feel like? cartoons? or see if we can find a movie?

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I doubt it haha he definitely doesnt like pee or enema pron but i havent tested BDSM

Cartoons sound nice.Trying to see if I can find a way to embed something like crunchyroll to get some actual anime selection.

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I made another weird piano thing.
soundcloud.com/gallionic/keys

Well if you see him before I do, try it out and let me know how it goes.
Also, did that image say you deleted system 32?! That's great!

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you made me jizz in my pants

naw I was joking, on oldchan people told us to delete sys32 more often than others since we were pony posters

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apparently you can just put a new battery in an uninterruptible power supply after it stops working, and it works again. so i'm glad i never threw any of those out.

yo smokey i found this song
youtube.com/watch?v=LX_BHE_4DyI

make chickun bots

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i wish people would call mac tonite by his real name.

i think i'll just sell them on ebay.

yee

hi

what
wow i never would have guessed, that's good to know

hello smokey how're you?

Checked

i've even seen one run off of a car battery.
but yeah, you just unscrew the case and see what the battery type is. mine all cost 15 bucks to replace. so 15 per unit on something worth about 50, that i was using to chock my car's wheels.

just rewatching the new ep. how about you?

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squeee

A MIRACLE! TRULY LEADER IS DIVINE!

Was new ep good?

best one of the season imo.

no, i just watch a lot of youtube how to videos.

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Just high as fuck

youtube is Leader now

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if there isn't a youtube video on it, i don't know how to fix it. i just tell people to throw that stuff away.

trips are for people who can't get quads.

thats pretty much the tech support motto

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that, and telling people to turn stuff off. and occasionally to unplug it.

what happen?

its a hard knocks life

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It was a potato and I didn't treat it well enough

potatoes deserve nothing but death

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Stop.

GO

Start.

No.

MODSMODSMODS

Yes.

My latest attempt to make friends ended in failure.

Im sorry. what happened?

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They won't reply to me on steam. Clearly this is the end, I should just cut off all ties with the outside.

Great idea.

thats generally the best idea. i'd talk to you on discord but I got banned for some reason

Goddamn abusive moderation.

You can always make friends with us…

its ok,I'll evade it in a few days and sort this out

Hey, baby. You want to have kids with me?

What is discord?

No.

Somebody has to torture Smug, and I'm too lazy to do it.

Maybe. You have any money?

a voice chat frequented by breaders

I have a shoe box full of losing lottery tickets, and a bottle of fireball.

Sounds terrible.

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it is. I only go there to torture Smuglord

I'll do it for the liqueur.

Who?

Where do you live?

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Who?

Where are you located? I wish to pick you up within the next hour for procreation.

Oh, okay. That's fine too.

308 Highway 76, White House, Tennessee.

u all need christ

I need about tree fiddy

I'm going to die alone.

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He is the devil!

you need to scoot

Do you know of anyone that currently resides in the horrible state of Washington?

Satan is my friend…

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Sorry.

Ruby is there iirc

I have family there too.

Yes?

Thanks anyways.

Who?

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I saw white house in the name and it reminded me of that image, though I know it's not that white house but who cares

You so lonely. Y you so lonely? Talk to people!

Ruby, the one who's in an internet relationship with Reece and posts cloud kicker here, the purple horse.

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Aku why dont you scootapost more?

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Disgusting.

Fair enough. But is it not ironic to bitch about not having friends in front of a small community of friends, and then refuse to want anything to do with them? What exactly is your goal?

Are you… retarded?

tfw Aku wont ever be in an internet relationship with me

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I'm really boring, and have nothing to say. But when I do I either buckle under pressure, or can't stop chuckling nervously and vomiting sentence fragments all over the place. Literally the worst.

The "Escape From L.A." one?

No.

Never ever.

Keep talking. Get off the computer and keep talking.

no the escape from new york one

*cries*

That sounds like me. We should be friends, boring friends.

I love my computer
you're always in the mood
I get turned on
when I turn on you
I love my computer
you never ask for more
you can be a princess
or you can be my whore

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I gave that a try. They just logged off steam without replying.

Okay.

Alright. What do you want to talk about?

No to what, my question about it being ironic, or to you being retarded giving that you actually were dumb enough to purchase lottery tickets?

There is little to talk about.

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give him the benefit of the doubt
at least for now

i have been in similar situations

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Wow, you gave the exact response I was hoping for.

She is going through a rough patch with her insomnia, you're probably right.
Thank you, user.

Maybe that's the problem. You're like Big Mac – only capable of confirming or denying, but not capable of constructing critical thought. Nobody wants to hang out with you because you're so simple.

Joyous.

Fuck you.

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yo wats up go m1racle go m1facle go m1racle hey im the new kid moving in getting it done and im officially the candidate for having some fun you know you better calm down m1racle were talkin about an all out party and were getting it started mr hotwheels do you mind some electric guitar we got m1racle m1racle m1racle in the house m1racle m1racle check it out hes gonna shake it up and change it take it all and rearange it you better understand we got m1racle in the house i'm your man

♥

i've fell victim to my own paranoia many a time, i'm glad i could at least save you from yours

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Not steam. Go outside.

I see what you did there.

Hey BatMan!

Blewberrychan omg, I think I luv you, I wish I was a mare so could have your children!
Oh, and btw, i finally got my computer so I can stop posting from my phone.

It is late out, and I've had too much to drink.

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Free Cold Ones!

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hurray! good job

FUCK YOU MOOT, GERT THER FUCK OFF THE BOARD!!!!!!!!!!!

oh, hey bruh
i actually already have a name, but i've been too lazy to apply it
what's up?

:3

HI I'm Chickun!

I am a reasonable and calm person.

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Offensively hubris coming from one of the threads most aberrative smegma phagous creatures. I buy them too, if you're not in the game, you'll never win.

Oh, not much. just got a new job at a local business through a temp agency. Watched some NASA Unexplained Files, and my sister and her family just left to go back home to Alabama, so it's quite again. What's up with you?

Thanks Blewberrychan! -omg he noticed me~-

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No one ever wins. It's rigged. Don't you get it?

Skitty is defending me.

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All of these thumbnails…
Unsatisfactory.

lottery ticket buyers are ten times more likely to vote for Trump

squeee! i always notice breat pals

ayyy lmao

*refends you*

sounds pretty nice
nothing much, i'm decently drunk right now though

Sorry; I take what I can find. If I find a better one latter, I take it.

I wish I could be drunk right now.

I got my potato working again

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Mmmm, baked potatos

Fuck you!

I'm pretty blunt, mate.

Lotteries are considered to be a tax on the poor and the stupid. The only time it is mathematically to your advantage is when you have a powerball jackpot that is extraordinarily large. When it gets to a point where it can reasonably be profitable, what ends up happening is that large investment firms end up buying a shit ton of tickets to practically guarantee a victory (i.e. buying up every combination for a few hundred million). Not only are you not going to win, but by paying into the lottery, you increase the size of the pot until the point where some rich guy can become even richer.

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I will come over there and pry out your teeth if you keep it up.

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Now of course I know it's rigged, the probability of a win is determined by the company in control of the game. I don't think many people go around assuming the contrary, so on the user end it's a simple game of luck, is the company going to sell you the winning ticket, or is someone else going to get it hundreds of miles away.. I'm specifically talking about the one I play (Texas Lotto), it's pretty much gambling, and I am a gambler. I but them every Saturday for $10 which is hardly anything to whine so much about. The suspense I buy for the $10 is worth it to me.

It's just like someone complaining about how you played the games in chuckecheeses as a kid, why the fuck did you do that? It's all rigged, the amount you spend, the toys you can win.. The point is it's fun.

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why can't you? no money? or no booze?

lewd

Ruby is correct. Lotteries exploit the poor. Its a regressive tax

That comes after I have dragged your limp, sedated body home.

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Between me and the whole internet, I'm less than a year away from being old enough…and yea, not enough money for booze right now either.

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sedated from what?

Check out this semen demon from the newest episode.
Dam Hasbro, you catering to the bronies or what?

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What do you recommend?

Apparently we're dealing with guys who have special knowledge that lets them see what nobody else can see. No one else knows that there are poor people who dive into the lottery as their only means of hope in winning it big and nobody else plays the game simply for fun, it's everyone around them who is stupid, not them, masters of finances and economics. My oh my how terrible must it be to be so bright in a world full of blind stupid animals.

Right.

Everyone's an idiot except me

The lottery takes money from those who can afford it least and gives it to the government to use for wars and surveillance and building walls. I don't get how you're all "hurr durr gubmint took muh mule" but you want them to run what is, in essence, an illegal gambling racket

no clue

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Post all the pics you got of the smuglord in diapers please.

Useless.

The vast majority of people who play the lottery are poor. Very few would play it for leisure as you claim you do, which honestly if you really are, it's a silly way to pass the time.

Of those who are poor and play it because it gives them hope, I feel Bill Whittle gives the best advice here.

i think he posts starlight sometimes so try this. also if you find steven universe diaper pron i think it will legit kill him

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One more reason to hate Glimglam.
But post the pics of the guy wearing a diaper it's for my cringe lords collection.

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Gambling is a fun thing to do. I do it frequently. I gamble on cock fights, UFC, footbal games, boxing matches, friends truck races and slot machines (rarely now). I know the probability in Lotto is a lot smaller but it's fun, most I have ever won on them was 200 but I have spent well over a few thousand on them by now.

Disagree.

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So, what's even going on in here?

wow you actually gamble on cock fights?
i mean that's a pretty mexican thing to do
but this is the first i've heard of it

what qualities do you look for in a good cock to bet on?

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oh yeah theyre on derpibooru i think, just search human, diaper

Nothing ever goes on.

Well, I'm going to get to sleep. Hopefully I dream about this sexy mare. I did once dream I was EQG Vinyl watching the Powerpuff Girls at an arcade, about to go into a bathroom with some guy for sexy time. So who knows.

Kinky af

You see, these are all fun to watch, even if you don't have money riding on them. You also have the ability to make educated guesses about who's going to win, so your gambling may be mathematically to your advantage.

With the lottery, you lose money, and you get a piece of paper with nothing to show for it.

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gnight~!

Good night!

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As long as I get Celestia, I'm happy

The worst way to spend money gambling.

Yes

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L8r what night?

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I mean l8r what night?

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I thought I've mentioned it before? Or maybe I haven't. I go (infrequently) to some "underground" rings where a lot of the more questionable characters tend to accumulate. I have a few friends who train the roosters for the fights and I will typically bet on guys I know have good track records, not the rooster themselves. Some guys artistically spends an entire year training them behind their house for that one match, it's weird, but it's fun and I've seen throw around ~50,000 on one retarded rooster, some others have bet trucks. I would post pictures of the places and some fights but it feels awkward to do so.

LOL
Ruby..

No shit 'pic related.'

you probably have, and i have forgotten all about it
but do you make money off of these fights?

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Why doesn't that horse look like an alien? Ur confusing me.

Why doesn't it?
It looks pretty gosh darn weird to me.
(OP) here.

I've won more than I've placed in bets, because I always place on people who my cousin recommends I place on and he knows the trainers better than I do. I guess he gauges them by how autistic he thinks they are with their training. I don't place very high bets though, my cousin does and some other guy I go with goes all out betting trucks, cars and ATVs on them. It's fun to watch.

Oh buddy, I was really worried I broke my Tripcode.
I just switched to firefox recently.

the lottery is government run by people who ostensibly should know what they're doing and have some ethical code and the betterment of society at heart. its different than horse racing, etc. infact its more of a scam, statistically

I pan friend Tilapia in olive oil and made it crispy on the outside.. This is really nice.

Have you been a good boy since your last visit?

Oh, this lunatic.

I don't get it.

Yes and no.
I haven't harmed anybody but I still continue puffin my herbs and drinking my hops.

That's it.

It's a male pony.
compared to the girl ponies they look very weird to me.

gnight pony friends

Ah, well, good to know you're still alive at least.

good night

Sleep tight, dream of pony tonight.

I think I know what you mean.

It's alright man.
I don't mean to make anyone worry about me.
I am fairly young and even younger looking so I plan to live awhile.
I just get distracted and nervous.

Not at all.

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later guys

No.
I know.
I apologize for my attitude.

I just thought none of you would ever want to speak to me again.

Cya Blewb

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Forgive me, who are you?

But, but you look so intently! !
How do.
Do you mean harm?

A prototype.

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For the perfect dummy?

I see all.

The perfect anything.

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You two should become friends.

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Does this sound too weird?

vocaroo.com/i/s1eNNN8Uw76R

Hmmmm?

I hope you haven't been burning down any houses lately.

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Nah.
Just the ordinary, drinking and chillin around the 253.

I was just at my best friends house.
He lives on a farm, we cleared a field of rocks for the spreader.

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