Porn pet peeves

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I absolutely despise the man asshole and balls flapping shot.
That's why I stick to solo women fiddling their skittle videos.

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I'm honestly not that into facials. If they're going to show it they really need to cut out the part where the dude is just jerking it.

Classic.

My biggest is probably the super-zoomed in penetration. Wide-angle is a must.

Gay porn videos where both guys are super masculine. Like come on. If you've got a buzzcut, bulging muscles and tattoos all over, you're not going to look good with a dick in your mouth. Faggots have tops and bottoms for a reason.

Honestly, this wouldn't bother me so much if it weren't so common. You have to sift through piles of that garbage to find anything good.

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This is why I mainly stick to lesbian and female masturbation stuff.

Bitch's ass covered in acne.

Nuff' said.

I think the best porn is homemade (not to be confused with amateur) where they just put a camera on the nightstand and hop in the bed. A camera man really adds nothing to porn.

THIS. A THOUSAND TIMES THIS!

I don't want to see a close up of a penis in a vagina, I want to see two people fucking. The penetration should be visible, but penetration itself is not porn. Whenever I see one of those extreme penetration close ups, I expect a British gentleman to start doing a documentary voiceover:

"The male human puts his penis in the female's vagina, and moves it in and out in a more or less steady rhythm. The level of vocalization may vary, and in this case the female is being quite generous with her vocalizations. As you can see here, a moist, somewhat viscous lubricating substance is secreted primarily by the female, causing the urogenital area of both humans to become wet and shiny. After some time, the male reaches climax and a stream of seminal fluid bearing gametes is expelled forcefully from his penis. This male ejaculated rather shallow, and as he removes his penis from the female's vagina, we see that excess seminal fluid is slowly running out of her vaginal opening. Coitus is complete."

I read that in attenborough's voice. This is both good and bad.

kek

"exploited college girls" uses split screens, which solves this problem nicely.

Have you seen Heather Brooke's videos?

20/10

"Immersion broken"

All porn is degeneracy! I''ve already succeeded in having Jim lock /wx/, delete most other porn boards, ban all underage content. You sick fucks can either go back to halfchan or your pedo haven at Masterchans. We no longer tolerate you pieces of shit here!

russian porn is the worst

faggot

okay Igor, whatever you say

Most porn with guys i dont like that much. For about a decade it didnt bother me, now at 30 almost all porn I watch is solo girls or girls fucking each other. Its come full circle.

Pisses me off every time.

How do you not like a good zoom in? When youre having sex irl, dont you like looking down to see your dick going in and out? Thats made to simulate that. Thats why POV porn is so popular.

what about black girls?

Pissing on black girls…

>hang on… that's so fucked up, but I think I like it

this

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if i wanted to watch a man have sex, i would watch gay porn. the point of porn for straight men and lesbians at least, is to watch a beautiful woman get railed, and imagine that you are the one railing her, that's why muted POV porn is awesome. how am i supposed to put myself in the guys shoes otherwise? this is why gordon freeman doesn't talk.

Obnoxious male orgasm are ruining the porn industry as we know it.

Lol this place is supposed to be an "imageboard"?

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This shit right here
BETTER SWITCH TO THE UNDERSIDE DICK AND BALLS SHOT

Where to begin

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even worse

I just can't stand it when they keep ogling at the camera, can't be that good if the fucking lens is more interesting right?

Endless cycles of blowjobs but nothing of value outside of that.

Fucking this.

So Gordon Freeman POV fucking Chell is the perfect porno?

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also


this

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I want to see it shoot out like a fucking water gun.

are you gay?

I'm okay with them both being masculine.

But what really pisses me off is when the super masculine dude sounds like he is voiced over with a 12 year old girl.


OR when the top dude says


no you fucking faggot, you're going to cum in his butt, jesus

example: Marcus Mojo. He is allegedly straight, but he makes girl sounds.


no, I just like to watch gay porn
: ^ )
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yeah we like to lick butts
we also like it when men burp on our butts
our fav thing is passing around hiv (especially unknowingly)

thanks for sharing

your welcome

dislikes

video attempts to have a "plot"

I am personally into stripteasing and belly play. I hate it when the girl is caressing her fine ass body when I hear some fucking kid babbling. That shit gets me soft instantly. There was one porn where the babbling got so bad, they had to take care of it mid porn.

No, it's a jimage board. If you want to cling to your gross porn and juvenile women-harassing shitlord ways you can go anywhere on the Internet but 4ch, 8ch, and freech and reddit, facebook, twitter… oh wait women and their white-knights own the Internet now tee hee.

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GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN IT HAS ANY RIGHT TO BE AND YOU TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME

>pinworms are visible on chick's asshole

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sneak out*

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The whiter their features the quieter they are. Nigger women look legitimately happy in wm/bf porn, whereas with bm/wf the women just look like they're thinking about the paycheck and their acting prompts. It's pretty funny.

Oh also

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Fucking background music

when the dude is holding a giant fucking camera while he's fucking that they only ever use for like 3 seconds.

THIS

Incest porn where they excessively refer to each other as "daddy", "brother", etc.

Case in point:
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/r/ing that cap from halfchan

Agreed, twink masterrace.

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This.
Also nice trips my man

This shit

"hardcore porn"

I want my porn to be somewhat realistic and relatable not something where the girl is hanging from the seiling with 3 niggers going at it in her ass

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Non-white men. The women are okay sometimes

fuck off.
*shivers*
why I only watch porn on mute. worst is when you get some bitch who is clearly not into it at all but still feels obligated to make the same fake moan every 10 seconds.
looking forward to 10 years from now when I'm an even sadder bastard with a ruined back from decades of hunching over while jacking it but at least all porn is HD now.


I didn't realize until now how much of a feminist I am when it comes to porn.


this has happened to me more times than I ever cared to have. fucking shoot her feet you assholes.

When the girl is wearing sexy socks, and the other girl doesn't even smell them, just takes them off.

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