PONY BREAD

Shush.
No sexytimes

Greetings.

What up?

see

Half hour of work left and then Friday night magic!
You?

Then stop trying to scare the Reece! you ruined Miraclepet, dont break this one too!

Nothing, ever.

Missed the bus by one minute :(

what?
Shit.
Fuck
WHAT HAPPENED TO MIRACLE

You did.

Fuck…

Nah son.

I'm never going back to 's bread ever again. It can 404 for all I care

remember to use these for lurking bread

dont talk like that Reece, thats crazy talk! come cuddle with us. ignore Skye, he is bitter and nopony loves him

How terrible!
You condemn it to death'

Is nopony even around?
I don't that guy likes me tbf

Well, my professor's accepted an assignment 15 minutes late before. Hopefully he'll accept it again.

But you can stay around in the bread for snuggles, right?

Ruby, Reece is begging hard for your attention.

Uh huh.
Remind your boyfriend that you will only snuggle him until a sensible hour at which point he should go to sleep.

nopony likes you skye. go sit in the dirty horse box and think about what you've done

~

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May be hard for me to see with all the clouds in the sky, but the sun is up.

Does my piano sounds better with this ?

vocaroo.com/i/s0kTixN8teCk

bread has never been good. breadposters have never been good., there IS no good or evil. there is only the Bread, and Leader

No clouds in me.

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Any of you want to watch some FiM season 4 with me?

K

Walking around with your phone plugged into a portable battery really makes you look like a terrorist…

oo sure! where at?

Season 4 is the third best season tbh

Right here rabb.it/AnHeroOnCam
I know the name seems weird, it's just my username on the site. Also, I'm watching season 4 for the first time.

was just at the store where I met this chick from school I hadn't seen for ages, she asked me what I do and I was like "play with tractors"

this bitch actually tells me "but tractors don't make money"

I wanted to run this idiot whore over with my truck right there, I literally just laughed it off and walked away without saying anything else.

$30,000 is a pretty fair income Bro.
I think that's above me tbh.
1%er pls go

This whore made me so angry I literally forgot some things I went to go pick up and have to go back lmao.

the nerve of some people, fcking poverty whore

That's fucking poverty income

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Skirty I earn £18,000 a year doing drug dealing.
It's hardly poverty income. And it's well above American min wage.

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Why are her wings niggers?

hey you go to /furry/ too! I have a … friend that goes there

What threads does your "friend" browse?

usually the chubby threads but I like it all, if I see something good I'll save it

Sure, a "friend". Pretty sure you browse it too, buddy. Should I wear a fursuit when I plow you?

Ruby fuck off

I tend to browse those threads, too.

Also, is anyone gonna join or am I just going to watch pony alone?

i have a friend who likes diapers

If you're still there in 7 hours I'll be free!

sorry I'm trying, firefox annoyingly forced an update. I use Pale moon now but rabb.it doesn't like PM so it won't let me view gimme a sec

was about to say you're probably going to trigger Skye but…
too late

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How about I hold off until after my workday? I'll be getting back a little before 10:30pm EST if I don't end up chatting with my coworkers.

Can someone please post the "autisitic chickun area" image from this?

EST is like 5 hours behind right? Should manage that.

holy shit that pic LOL

Alright alright, I'll tone down the lewd. I'm going to be busy today anyways, drawing creative interpretations of pedophiles heralded as prophets.

Reece, get some sleep today. I want you well rested when I speak with you tonight.

Did you know some people get oral from their pet snakes? 4/b/ taught me this a long time ago.

That's 26,000, I together with my uncle have made 3 times that amount in the duration of two months

what

I'm not sure I want to know more on this subject

Darn.

Too late, that'd be like 6 in the morning for me…

:P

Mmhmm.

Ew

mmkay, when is tonight for you… how many hours are you behind again?

Fucking hell…

how big is your penis? just curious

i have a pic of me in dashie socks. and…. other thiiiiiiiiiiiiiings

sure!@

Not anymore though. Since my uncle went to prison I haven't done crap with our business except stay here, shitpost and party with friends at my house.

Good news is I woke up this morning and realized my uncle was on the second floor when I thought I was home alone, I was like what the fuck, you're out?! and he was like lol yeah.

We might start doing work again so lets see how that goes.

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post pics plz

that picture is so blatantly anatomically incorrect, a behemoth ffluttershy of that scale would evolve to have very tiny eyes, smaller ears and larger wings, thinner legs

Uh, you'd have to ask my boyfriend.

Yay!!!!!

I would love you if you posted pics :3

hmmmm i cant find the pic. I posted it to Smug a few times, he may have saved it

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It is 9:40 AM for me right now. 12 hours from now, I'll be home, in bed, and having had dinner.

oh good so I have a lot of time to sleep then

who/what is smug?

Yes. As long as you are well rested by the time I get home.

Smuglord is a poster here

Smug is a nice poster who comes here occasionally. He is not around right now because blueberry is here and blueberry intentionally goes out of their way to pester people away from the thread.

┻┳|┳┻|┻┳| hey┳┻| mister┻┳|┳┻| ┻┳| you're a┳┻| _ CUCK┻┳| •.•)┳┻|⊂ﾉ┻┳|

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:(
I need to buy some rainbow socks and cute panties.

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Smug is a jew. He doesnt like diaper pics or lewd or anything really, and you can make him sperg-rage with just a little work. He is my favorite poster in bread!

bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha

heres a dashie thing

Link to Steam or Discord?

I read Slutestia for a second

Okay… I associate ponies with sexy and butt stuff. but it's a diaper for a baby… I mean it's a baby, it's not like the baby is aware of the pony on the diapers so why buy them?

im not on discord right now but skits will spam links to it. im on there as smuglord too. if you see either smuglord, post diapers and lewd at them til they cry!

sowwrt i dont spekll so guyd

He's literally one of the lewdest posters here, he just doesn't like adult diapers at all

steamcommunity.com/groups/ponybread

That's the steam group we have for this thread

discord.gg/0l4MuQYkZX52vxvL

thats the discord channel we use

which one is smuglord!!!???

but he doesnt seem to like any of my non-diaper pron either

Why would you do something like that? Are you a trap?

I just joined, fuk da police

literally the one named smuglord, he's usually in any of those all the time

steamcommunity.com/id/smuglord/

i don't know. I'm not happy as a guy…
and I do find them sexy as hell

dont forget i made an alternate account with his name to torture him

Share pics if you do!

lel

ok ♥

>.< this is a lot of work to be looking for a picture of you in stockings.
it'll be worth it

You should post you not wearing them first though~!

i really dont have it anywhere im sorry. i'll get a new pic of my pony sockies when i get home next week for you but heres something cute with a dashie in it

Get Rainbowkek to take his picture from
first then I'll show my dick

lewd..

Is that you?

you fucking madman

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eeeyup

you love it

*no comment*

But he said no!

could do without the diaper but ehh, do what you want.

no doesn't always mean no.

this one isnt me but it has stockings!

I'm starting to see why smuglord doesn't like you.
please stop with the diapers

The two of us aren't friends though, and he has a bf.

God damn fuken saved.

oh look at that the poserfag that doesn't even watch the show.

Hello Pony/b/read.

Why do you hate me?

ehh. in a bit.

Hey you're back

I'll remember!

hello

it's ok flutters i love you.

Because you don't watch the show that's all.
but I don't hate you I just think you are a Massive Faggot.

sorry haha. it tends to be a theme in my lewd pics

squeeee!

ok..

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toplel. i agree. lets burn a cross on skitty's lawn. or whatever they do for mexicans. maybe burn a taco

im actually a US army automated shitposting experiment. the B.L.U.E.B.E.R.R.Y. program was designed to shit up terrorist message forums, but it was abandoned and a rogue programmer released me onto the internet

smuglord is on discord right now

*squeeee*

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the moment he got in there he was triggered. lol

Dude, I the first time I did that in discord, he was in the voice chat and he was literally screaming in rage. It was the best laugh I've had in a long time

Give this rose to every one you want to anally devastate
_/)_/)____./¯"""/')
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯\)¯¯\)¯¯¯'\_„„„„\)

Give this rose to every one you want to anally devastate
_____/)___/)______./¯"""/')¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯\)¯¯\)¯¯¯'\_„„„„\)

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Hello there.

SQUEEEEEE!

l-lewd

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Here ya go, a lovely rose for you,

Give this rose to every one you want to anally devastate
_____/)___/)______./¯"""/')¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯\)¯¯\)¯¯¯'\_„„„„\)

RainbowKek i'd anally devestate you. then while you're sleeping I'd put your rainbow socks on you and take that picture.

do you have a 3 foot futa cock like Skitty's?

it's not about the length it's about how you use it ;)

Absolutely checked.

i like it when you shitpost with me! want to be friends?

hurray!

anally devastating me is definitely a good way to use it

Almost draft time.
Can't do worse than last place last week!

Does netflix really only have mlp season 1 and nothing else?

i thought they had first two

Sure, some Travis fun or Grotesque Imagery is fun to shitstorm with, but not today, I just want to relax.

I don't use Netflix but here ya go this might cure the faggotry of yours:
dailymotion.com/video/xsky32_my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-season-1-episode-1-the-mare-in-the-moon-captioned_shortfilms

sounds like a plan. im on standby til Smuglord shows up

they have seasons 1-5 and EQG 1-3
just use anonymox if you're out of the country

ur acting like a gigantic fag and this is unexpected and confuzling me

You and kek have been very friendly recently…
You can't blame him!

you act like you've never seen me do it before

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recently?

you still want that?

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Round 1. Let's see how this lasts.

Do you mind if I post this?

Sure why not!

Yes.

Go away Masterchan.
/hebe/ Finally got Nuked for good.

Also related.

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It's not sexy

No.

EW!
What the fuck!

I don't think anyone was looking over my shoulder, but I'm not sure.
Anyway.
Go you!

Well I don't live to please you discardio.

how many inches are you?

4?

6, used to be longer but after years of not much testosterone

Rude…
SNAKES

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Is he… on ice? That looks like ice. I thought snakes liked more… warm environments

did skye say you have a bf earlier? RK = RGAY confirmed

I wasn't expecting dick pics.
At least they are spoilers.

Cute snek!

lmao

wood chips not ice…

wait that was about me?

She.
Woodchips

Yes!

I HAZ DICK PICS

without the diaper?

you have a bf and thats why you wouldn't post the rainbow colored stockings pose.

Looked like ice from where I was viewing it. Maybe the lighting's just off.

But that would be ridi

Let me know when they come in rye bread.

yeah

I wasn't aware me and you were dating

though, I have no issues with this whatsoever and am more than willing to embrace life with RK

nice theory

WELL ITD BE HARD TO DO A DICK PIC WITH A DIAPER ON. Its like you dont know anything about diaperdick pics

I'm going to meme inside you if I ever cach you in my general proximity.

looking at you rk

Can you meme inside me?

theres a way

I want a corn snake…

Goodbye pony/b/read I have to buy new clothes and Multimeter.

Skye
Take care of amber.

Blevvberry don't be an Autist in this thread.

Skittish
I hope you start watching the show.

any one else just be happy.

Bye!

SURE!

Don't get your hopes up, because I wont.

I have only 13 minutes before I go, meme hard

Don't die.

Looks like we're going blue red tonight.
Seems ok

well i suppose you could cut a hole in the frontbut that defeats the purpose of the diaper. people do it though.

stay cool friendo!

sounds good

got steam/discord?

Wasn't Azzy your BF or something? Or did that pass?

blue red?

Purple?

drank

theres some stuff on /loli/ about that

steamcommunity.com/id/49841346867999/
left discord after i pissed off slumlord

No.
Magic!

No.
Yugioh!

Ew.
What are you, a faggot?

puu.sh/iHbP6.jpg

my cock

don't click

yes

mah nigeria! i loved playing yugioh. Wish I still had my deck

Use Magic to get a better camera!

K

Nice~!

first time ive ever heard a sound jpg

I still have mine

I'll knock u out with the d

;~; upgrade in 2 months

You're back!

oh baby

yup, thought I'd take a walk out on the green, it's still pretty light out too. A random girl smiled at me too, I think she wanted to marry me tbh

rip

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huh didnt know that

yay for skitty peen

*hugs*

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Heh.
Walks are nice.

wuby hugs for me too pls?

r8 my cock

Okay!

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yay~

where's Jonouchi-chan and kaiba-san and Yugi-kun or Tristan-ban or Tea-sensei?

I haven't watched the show properly since it went off the air for a while after they defeated virtual Noah… so that's a good 10 years

7/8

I watched after that and what you're talking aabout is season 3. Season 4 was my ultimate favorite but Yugioh Zexal was amazing imo. Synchro summons ♥

I mean 5Ds

do you like the abridged series? honestly that's kind of what got me back into thinking about the show

I loved the abridged series until the second episode into season 4. that one was just pure garbage. There is a noticable decline in quality between s4.e1 and s4.e2
I tried watching ygx abridged which is yugioh gx abridged. it was boring

I didn't like it, seemed too childish really…

oh yeah the abridged series has had really bad newer episodes, the guy behind it can barely even do the voices for the characters anymore too.

it's had about 60 good episodes but it really is dying now.

youtube.com/watch?v=bRbVsUTud-0

Fuck
Lost round one.

youtube.com/watch?v=ShGwH_QQAN4

…
That playing at full volume on my phone was more embarrassing than opening the dick pic.

good good my evil plan is working

/Slap

where are you? home? on bus? school? work?

heading to work. later everyone

laters!

Friday night magic.
Out in town.

Have fun!

I'm going to bed

I'll be on my phone, lurkingso u better not be here talking shit behind my back

i hope I dream about cleansing this thread of its degeneracy and heresy through Gods help, I'd banish everyone but myself in a matter of miliseconds

….
skitty smells

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…

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I heard you snell

think it's time for a quick pizza then sleep

For you.

Got pizza myself, good stuff!

Pinkie's older brother Pizza-Pie?

Here? No. . Who's this?

Just a random user being random.

I would like to see this as well.

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I lel'd.

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Should've spent more of your metal on library research instead of making steel garrisons.

heyyy

this is the only AJ only image I have on my laptop

I'm not angry with you I promise…

I got bored, drew a second.

well done scootafriend!

I saved it off you already~

How are you Reece?

What's the first?

just about ready for bed, finished off a pizza

how's you

Tired.
fucked.
depressed.
and I've work in an hour.
I've gotta go soon, in fact.

feel better, Rap. wub you!

See

So far, neither has been erased.

you should draw a beard on it at least :P
on both.

Thanks blewbles.

I'm out guys, have a good one.

Yay Rap!!
how's u?

damn I'm sorry raptor

You shouldn't sleep on a full stomach!

Aw, hope you feel better soon!!!
laters!

You missed him.
You were too late!
You should think real hard about your actions mister!

then what should I do until my stomach is un-full?

I dunno.
How's your evening going?

Post porn.

just sitting around with my flutter plushy on a beanbag chair. comfy, bt I really need to get a proper desk chair and… desk

how's the gathering magic going?

not really in a naughty mood right now but here's one.

This is my new wizard's staff.

Lost my first three rounds and my opponent round 4 had a mardy on and conceded before we played…
Not great, but oh well!
I need a proper chair, I only have a gaming chair, a rocking one, its back is against my bed to stop it rocking

I was behind like 4 threads, anything I miss?

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Not much!
How are you old friend?

Nothing much gay lord, and you?

didn't know a stick was good at answering phone calls/paperwork

That's not nice is it shiny?

But you suck dick and fuck men, that makes you a faggot

Never sucked a dick sweetheart.

Sure you haven't

Promise~

Are you there Solaire?

You're back!

Of many things, that I am

But it is upgradeable. Just imagine the kinds of gems I could stick in this!

Woo!
So what's up?

Upgradeable?
More like bio-de-gradeable

Did you shop that?

I'm pretty good, gonna have to go to the DMV tomorrow so that's going to suck

Oh. Why?

i knew there was something lewd about that sdick

On phone. Have no Photoshop.

The Department of Motor Vehicles is notorious for being a slow, disease ridden place where everyone who works there just doesn't give a shit

Oh I know why you wouldn't want to be there.
I meant why are you going?

I need to renew my license. I hate taking it in California because everyone is so butthurt about good driving so you need to memorize a lot more. Do they have DMVs in England?

Renew?
Here you just do it once.
Though you have to do a theory as well as a practical…
We have an equivalent, a testing centre you go to for your tests though.

K, bedtime now

night night

Goodnight pal!
Sleep tight!

It sucks but what are you gonna do?

'Night Reece

Uh, nothing?
Ah feels nice to be home.

Drink peach cider or jaegerbombs?

Were you on vacation? And no

No. I was out playing cards

Nice, any particular game? I've been meaning to learn Euchre

Magic the gathering!
Nerd cards!
Got a tournament next week in Manchester.

Ok not bad, 1natural gem slot

Where I live there's a store that holds tournaments every weekend. My best friend used to play magic so he would go down. He was a pretty good player, had a nice red/blue deck

Bleach

well this is a National GP, 2000 players i think.
I'm not expecting to do too well, its only my second GP.

Looks like cider has won with 1 vote!

What deck type do you use?

depends on the format, for modern i have a blue black fairy tempo deck, in standard i have a black white midrange deck with a lifegain focus, and for commander i have red/white/black kaalia of the vast, but with a white angel theme

It sounds serious. I never got into magic so I don't know much otherwise

fair enough, uh, i suppose the easiest way to describe the formats is 'standard' is cards from the last 2 years, 'modern' is cards from like 10 years or so, so more options and stronger synergies, commander is casual funtimes

scootapost

You'll have to teach me. Right now I need to grab some food, see you in a bit

later!

scoooooot

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hi

Hows it goin m8?

Just got done with OC

alright, just watching tv. how are you?

im good, enjoying the cool southern evening

You live in the South?

yep me too. except it's too damn muggy.

virginia. but im visiting Mississippi

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o shit nice! where at? i live in Manassas

It isn't set in stone yet but maybe Caroline county (I hope you like loud neighbors)

gib poni pls

if you do we can totally grab a drink or something. I think Caroline is a ways South of me though

Sure! However I am going to be spending the next several months in Texas and possibly Georgia

oh say hi to skitty in texas and Smokey in Georgia then

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Damn, I didn't know I would be bumping into everyone on the Holla Forumsread

I am officially a senior, one more year boyzzzz

How's everyone it's been quite sometime

poni poni

try not to bump into ruby. he'll bump you back.
in the butt

I noticed. But he lives in the UK right?

no he's out west somewhere

poni poni poni poni, poni!

Betcha can't find out who I am in this video

That means that he could be right behind me, even as I type…

It's been unusually cold for this time of spring…is the new ice age starting?

a terrifying thought!

the southeast US is freezing and in Canada it gets up to like 90

hopefully. i hate having to run the A/C.

Oh god I hope not I can barely stand when it's below 70

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Well, it would be if my wall wasn't directly behind me, but that doesn't stop him from going full robocop on my ass

We should've listened…we should've recycled better every wednesday!

But then you're putting more money into keeping your furnace burning.

You'll be the one I eat first then.

AC? below 70? man you guys are gunna be screwed when western civilization collapses. I dont need no AC! You know Osama Bin Laden wouldn't let his family even have ice in their drinks so they wouldnt get used to having it easy. Think about it!

I live in Washington. Greatest state in the US. Every other state, by comparison, is complete trash.

its an inevitability. there is no escaping ruby rape.

you could have prevented this!

Washington Washington you very nice place from plains of terashek to northern fence of jew town!

I'm not very meaty, I mean I bet i'd taste good in a stir fry. Everything tastes good Ina stir fry

Dude I'm from the south it rarely gets below 70 but when it does I bundle up like an Eskimo

and that's just for starters

yay alls teh pones!

ah i gotcha haha. im from VA so we can be 100 in summer and 20 below in winter. YAY!

Where's the fun?

You are thinking of Washington D.C.

I took a gurka knife into the capitol building once. Set off the metal detector and I got waved through.

It would be a privilege to be stabbed by you SQSQSQSQSQSQ

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Did someone steal all your pony folders?

americanbazaaronline.com/2016/05/20/americans-stupid-support-vote-donald-trump/

lol

DEPORT!

you dont stabs peoples with a gurka you chops then!

Oh…right. I passed geography with a D.

Only because you're a girl, squirrel.

oh look its this guy

Rude..

I so gon voat fer Dolan Trumf naow. Just because that person will whine so mush when he gets alectod.

Because I was in uniform. JROTC student.

Guess what Skitty?

Just coming back and baaam!
Dayum…
Want some of that.

???!?

what about this?

You and I are going to become,

mmmmmneighbors

But you still had boobs

No thanks. Didn't take you for being the dark and edgy kind of poster here.

Not bad, I like chocolate skin too, but I have never even kissed a girl like that.

What a great image swap.

i don't need a furnace as long as i have my computers. they keep the room toasty warm. i haven't had to use the heater in years.

i hate ice in my drink. it just waters it down.
keep the damn drinks in the fridge and you don't need ice.

Well kinda. Would have been able to chop the fuck outta someone with that gurka knife no matter how much boob I had.

Or keep a thick mug in your freezer, I do that.

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go find a grill right now and get her to kiss you like that.

top lel

How prude.

I used to heat up pop tarts on the back of my old CRT monitor.

fuck and yes. I take most drinks room temperature!

Hows my acting

yeah that's nice too.

You needs ice for gin and tonics. Thats it. Ice is bad for everthing else.

KEK

Are you the griller?

That's pretty good, yall really need a better mic tho

>When I post with a spoiler, it usually means it's either gore or porn or both

At least it happens in my dreams.

I suppose Arma would be enough to keep the PC running a god amount of heat.

You're no killer, squirrel.

but I am

most restaurant ice dispensers are rife with fecal contamination.

not ice skating.

and i run it 24 hours a day to boost my ranking on evolve.

Yo wus gud BEYOTCH?

squirrel would destroy us all if she was armed

I've had some of the head manager's friends getting help from me, and I've given them great service. So, head boss likes me. How you doing, nigga?

awww Tia is so cute. Sad squirrels for not more Tia snuggles.

Yo bitch nigga you streaming without me?

but I am…I have so many arms

You are a rodent with a squeak bigger than her bite.

You play Evolve too? Didn't think you'd get back into the whole early access thing.

Not yet, gonna be starting soon.
rabb.it/AnHeroOnCam

OHNOES

is cold and I fall down a lot if someone isn't holding me…..hmmm ok ice skating added to good list.

Yep that's me
Part of the joke was how bad the quality was
:3

I bites! I do!

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it's so retarded it's funny tho

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Kind of like you.

evolve is a LAN bridge. i have to use it since my server broke when gamespy shut down.

i've never tried it myself.

You should see the rest of the videos

There's much better ones on there

Like a mosquito.

Oh. The last game I remember that needed gamespy was Battlefield 1942.

autistic spaz, am i?

What the oatmeal did you just ponying say about me, you little filly? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Wonderbolts academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Everfree Forest, and I have over 300 confirmed friendships. I am trained in generosity and magic and I’m the top flyer in the entire Equestrian unarmed forces. You are nothing to me but just another friend. I will make you laugh with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Equestria, mark my pony words. You think you can get away with neigh saying to me over the Internet? Think again, filly. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of bronies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the sonic rainboom, mare. The sonic rainboom that brings friendship to the loving little thing you call your life. You’re ponying loved, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hug you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed hugging, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Equestrian unarmed forces and I will use it to its full extent to teach you mares the true meaning of friendship, you little foal. If only you could have known what cuddly retribution your little “oatmeal” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have put your hoof in your mouth. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you silly pony. I will spray friendship all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ponying loved, Scootaloo.

I have. We had irrigation ditches out on the farm and everyone thought it was great fun to go ice skating along them oh and to pick me up every few feet or so.

there were lots of games that got broken. many were patched, including arma, but it wasn't enough.

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mosquitos kill more humans than all other creatures combined.

there's a mall with an ice skating rink in it, or was in my youth.

Forgive me.

Oh, well, if I knew you were a diseased pest…

speak not to SQSQSQSQ in such a manner. she is a grill and i must defend her honor!

There was a park here that the fire department covered with water and turned into an iceskating rink, at least until some lawyer told the city it was to dangerous and someone might sue them.

Me and Derpy are the best pests!

bbbbbbbbbbbbbblllllbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

laws ruin everything.

Alright guys I'm off

If anyone sees mizzy come by tell him I said hey

See you guys next time

I wonder what would happen if we followed Shakespeares advice about lawyers.

sqsqsqsqqsqsqsqsqsqspqr

so, the 90s then. no one gave a fuck about that stuff before then.

laws and jews, yeah

Gonna be starting the ponies soon, last call before we start.
rabb.it/AnHeroOnCam

yeah I was in grade school so the 90's.

hi

Hello

In the game I'm playing right now, you can buy a black guy to fight by your side.

Away with you, SJW!

What's good in the hood?

Nothing. What is good in the hood with you?

does he show up late for the battle?

I dont respond to you or other heteronormative oppressive pronouns. You may call me "shur/xhu/xhe"

No just work silly

he'sh or none sorry.

Just watching some MLP on netflix…

wtf!

hello m'hesh

A little girl told me firmly that MLP was a boys show and we should not watch it. I was so sad.

It doesn't help the fact that he runs pretty freakin fast either. He's a magical nigga with a spear.

Which season are they up to?

Thats better.

Make new friends but keep discord, lol

I'm wondering what discord does for money

he must be bloody rich, he just walked into pinkepies cake shop and bought all the cakes in the store, wtf!

ALL OF THEM

Oh , season, oops

its 5

squeee

I'll remember that.

Neat.

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i liek your collar, Skitty

Collars are symbols of oppression by the matriarchy. Throw off that collar and become a free poni!

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but I like oppression!

Or submit and be beaten like the piles or meat you are.

Collars! Not even once!

add 100 to post number and i will listen

yes!!… uh I mean noes no beatings for no fetish reasons!

everytime my niece wants something expensive she knows who to call, her mom wont buy her anything so she calls me

last time she wanted a monster high house and doll set, this time she wanted some shitty shoes that light up hot pink when you walk around, so I got them for her, now one of them stopped working… I'm slightly upset.

It was worth a shot.

IF YOU STOP ME FROM BEING OPPRESSED YOU'RE OPPRESSING ME!

I should refurbish the shoes with francium and mail them back to the dealer.

Monster High! Yes werewolfteen is cute. Hot pink light shoes. Oh Skitty!

OOOOOHHHHH Sebens!

Opressive liberation front reporting!

Uncle skitty, can I ask for a new axe? My last one broke.

Better than buying your kid those shoes that have popout roller blade wheels.

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hahahaha smuglord just showed up in discgord chat, this is gun be good

Well I would hurt myself but I know some girls who can skate like the dickens on those.

I yelled Smug!! Don't look,but it was to late he had already been pampered.

I'm not familiar with any of the characters, I just know its a show about slutty teens with a monster theme who go to highschool and she's obsessed with the show for whatever reason. She doesn't like MLP for whatever reason.

…o-ok

Thanks a ton, uncle skitty. I promise it will be put to good use!

This double entendre in your post disturbs me deeply.

And then you take it to school, skate around the halls like a retard, go to the principal's office, get the shoes banned from school for you and everyone else, get an ass whoopin from dad, and then it's back to shoe carnival to buy another $100 worth of shoes.

topfuckingkek there is no salvation for him only diapers

well yeh but I got in trouble for shooting birds with a slingshot so skating ban seems lame to me.

lel'd at that image.. literally how I dress. same shirt, wrangles and boots.. I love checkered flannel button up shirts

sowwies!

You were a psycho before your teens

lol!!!

Could I trouble you for a picture?

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I was supposed to shoot them at home. They ate the garden if I didn't.

*social anxiety intensifies*

I don't want to, I've posted myself a few times before… It feels way too weird

I understand.

Is cool. We knows you a smexy Texan in tight jeans.

There's a 3 inch wide spider on the floor next to me.

Burn it. All of it. Your entire house. Burn it down now!

Kill it, fgt

Runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not from a spider like that i won't.

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You advocate killing poor helpless spiders!

awwwwwww

Angel bunny!!!!

yum

Bedtime for me. Someone tell Raptor hi for me when he gets on.

sleep tight tiny friend

Goodnight

Sweet dreams

haha you missed it i got kicked out of discord chat for being Smuglord

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Jolly good show.

thanks m8! im back now of course.

obligatory "I watch it for the plot" joke

All made irrelevant by Diane Feinstein, Queen bitch of the Senate, that you faglords keep electing.

You know what we have that you don't? Weed and guns. And sometimes snow.

finally

eya Kek

HI

bout to head to bed. see ya around m8

Ayyyy!

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hello Holla Forumsread

Hello newfriend :3

See:

hello rainbam how're you?

thanks ill be sure to say hi when he comes back

I'm good. how are you?
sorry for the late reply, was working on something.

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I never said nor implied such a thing.

i infer

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shutup

You shut up.

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No.

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slow night.

What are you clicking?

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G'day guys

masterchan.org/b/thread/163462#163489

hello raptor :3

Don't click anywhere on masterchan, it opens random links.

but they have a pony thread with this one exceptionally autistic guy who constantly camwhores and seems to enjoy humiliation themselves.

What goes through your mind when you act and talk like this, what is the objective?

How're you Skittles?

The need for attention Skitles.
Not much else.

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Kill me

TOP KEK
I thought he was detailing how she was a dirty slut or something.
I figured you'd find it funny :P

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fuck off flood detect, no body likes you!

yawn

They're saying "water, earth, fire, air, a long time ago the 4 nations were in harmony, since then everything changed when the firee nation attacked, blah blah only the avatar master of the 4 elements could retain them but the when the world needed him he vanished. 100 years passed and me and my brother discovered the new avatar, master of air named aang blah blah he had a lot to learn before he was ready to save the world and I think aang could do it"

Sounds like he was taking the piss hahaha

i hope you know the sauce

eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=109631&n=Multicoloured companionship equines having lesbian sex.swf

Yep, I''ve been watching MLP episodes on netflix, trying to find something else nice to watch atm, what're you up to sir?

Really?
I didn't think you had any interest in it.
I mean, I was driven to it by insanity of having no internet for 6 weeks…

I'm not in a good way Skitty, but I'm hoping to see if I find the answers to my questions tomorrow.
I wanna see if I just gave up, or if it really was how expensive it was that held me back. in regards to obtaining my pilots license

*lays eggs in thread*

Oh, you're getting into aviation?

Kek, no, refreshing my license and extending it to probbaly either commercial and or instructor.

Raptor!

Scotch!
How's you?

I was posting some rararara over here if you're interested;
ponychan.net/oat/res/2896181.html#41204069
There and above

I just made some OC, and I think I can elevate it to shitposting levels of forced memeing

Achievement Unlocked: AUTISM

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I mean OC as in Original Content, not a character that's supposed to represent me

play nice.

he knows what you mean

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Cool.
What else you up to?

I know what you mean, I've made my own before as well. Like this, reece also seems to post some stuff I've made but I don't like to point out which it is due to the questionable nature of the material.

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Just that mostly. Apparently one of my neighbors is having a prom after party so I get to hear shitty music and regrettable decisions. I'm going to be on Photoshop, so I'm probably not going to post as frequently right now

People just need to bring original stuff to the Holla Forumsread to keep it fresh and I'm doing my part

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oh highschool, how we all loved you

Why don't you be one of those regrettable decisions~

That's funny because I thought HS kinda sucked

The difference between them making regrettable decisions and me making regrettable decisions is that I end up in jail

Noooot if they diss-a-pee-arrr~

/s

You're right, if they disappear, I get to be in a place better than prison; death row!

Only if you don't bury the evidence with them!

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It be sleepy times, me thinks. See you all when the next episode airs.

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I suppose I haven't used my sex dungeon in a while…

SCIENCE FACT: Humans don't enjoy being dead and this thread is 17.68% of the overall post activity on Holla Forums's Holla Forums board.

Hey Azzy, how're you?

Exactly!
There you go, now you're getting it!

How do you know they don't enjoy being dead?
Have you ever asked a dead one?
Why else would our lord and savior dorner send so many cops to their graves?
Or the great elliot rodgers?
Or hte amazing and wonderful Anders Beverick?

And who can forget one of the greatest mexicans to ever live, zimmerman!

is it just me or you too see anxiety in the picture you posted?

It will be a hassle cleaning out the lepers though

defeated

i do now

it your subconscious anxiety posting it.

did you lose a boss fight?

no i am conscious anxiety

You have a point

wut

just pull em apart for easy storage and transport

Lord do I know how you feel right now.

what is this sympathy

I have a ton just like that

that's so un-flutters its funny

so you dont know about the whole flutterslut subculture?
how long have you been here again…

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18 months now

KEK

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Yeah, sometime's it's just user in Equestria (pic not related)

KEK
WHAT THE UNHOLY FUCK!

Here's something on the lighter side

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Hahaha, that's more appropriate to the character by far

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Slow morning

very

l-lewd

so, whats new

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a little :P

Not much, yourself?

tidying, gonna head into town, buy some rats and sort out my trip next week with a friend.

cool

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~>not acknowledging my trips

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oh skye

oh azzy

I didn't see them kek

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Literally all my energy is going into not offing myself right now.
numbers, even most words, aren't making sense.
I have to readthings multiple times to be able to understand them
I'm… I didn't see the trips.

yfw friends joke about suicide

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I'm heading off to bed now, goodnight all

i meant my friends

Night mate

why're they joking about it?

nini!

its a meme to them

I take it you've not told them about your situation?

kill them all

i believe they've noticed

excellent idea

yay!

Have you considered telling at least the ones closest to you?

and how did it go for you?

I told the two closest and they've been helpful to me.
They keep tabs on me, catch up, and ask how I'm going etc.
spend time with them.
one of em even helped get me my job

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6…6.6 THE NUMBER OF THE BEAAAAAAAAAA-

hello

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morning!

How're you Reecey??

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it's morning somewhere in the world so I guess you're technically right….. how's you?

heyyy just getting hyped up for the new episode, how's you?

aint shit but shows and tricks

I'm good thanks! Taking a wall into town to pay a guy for a thing and stuff.
And also need to buy some rats.
What're you up to today?

sounds heavy… good luck.

what are the rats for? appeasing the snake so he doesn't eat you?

Also I'm just trying to enjoy the weekend i guess, been up and awake since about 10am

Walk, close enough.
The rats are indeed to keep HER fed, happy and healthy.
Only the best for my little sweetness.
Hey, you went to bed before me last night!
Woke up later though… But progress!

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Tired and aiming for bed soon.

So,azzy.
What's the deal with you and rainbowkek?

so do you feed her the rats live? sounds brutal af

yeah I should have gotten up earlier, why didn't i set my alarm…..

No!
They're dead and frozen when I buy em.
Protip. You're not actually supposed to feed em live food, as the rats are capable of badly hurting the cute Lil snakeywakey

If I'm not back I. 2 hours, someone let Nat know I'm dead

they have sex with each other… just like that airline food

SOLONG PAL.

QDEP.

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