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thank you for bread, Leader!

I noticed you were talking about cars. Pic is mine. It's pretty good so far and I am proud of the work I have done on it, but it still has a long ways to go

this legit triggers my gag reflex

Hey blewbles

it's already pretty low. it was black for a long time too. black cars are tough to keep looking nice.
i do want to electroplate the trim gold, but it would just get stolen in atlanta.


it is my duty to serve the Holla Forumsread.

knock knock niggas!

I have a fetish too. Would you like to know what that is?

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I'm all ears.

You should race against Mustangs and Challengers. I know the Dodge beat a rustange before.


Dis is my whip. Dem pantys drop faster then they can run away.

or eyes even

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Saliva.

i'm all organic. 100%. none of that synthetic shit


how dare you

lmao, ur serious?

I wasn't kidding, that's what I'd do.

minus the virgin marry thing

mine keeps getting fucked by horny dragons. wat do?


that is legit my purpose here

🍩 bee gross

WHY DO YOU HATE ME BLUE

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*scoots closer*

Nah man, but this my car fo real. It got that souped up turbo, I'm talking 40 mpg nah nigguh

Donut?

cavaliers with the 3.1 v6 are actually pretty dope. don't see many of them around though.

yay wuna posts! hiya Rap!


Bread salutes your service! I will perform a choreographed dance in honor of you, Leader!@


Skitty! Dance with me to honor Leader! He makes teh crops grow

Do you have anything in the car that may be giving off a meaty odor?

.. you know..

donut be gross..

donut = do not …

Over the past two days, I wrote somewhere between 1200 and 1500 lines of C, spending a total of around 16 hours working.

The end result is that I can now print ASTs for ATL1 programs (ATL1 is a language my professor sort of made up).

🍩!

but what is ASTs?

Abstract Syntax Tree

Abstract Syntax Trees.

my man meat


Hello Wuby!

I got it as soon as I posted. Fucking kill me please.
Good one though.

*steps into your personel space*

How're you?


Donut sounds like a sick sex move

We call em doughnuts here.

im considerin gettin to bed but otherwise good. you?

i think i would do it myself if i could do my own electroplating. instead i'm going to plastidip the trim and badges black. also the centers of the rims. i'm pretty happy with the wheels it has.

the car rides extremely low due to originally having a v6, but i put a much heavier v8 in and squashed the stock suspension. this gives it the ride height many people spend thousands to replicate.

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hows the detail on my face from there?

It's ok.

Waht are you up to user? Do you draw these yourself?

Bed with your buddy?~

It sounds like what happens when your balls shrivel up to the consistency of batter

Taking drugs, or whatever cool kids do.

No

Aw shit nigga, I don't even know what my truck gets. Think 30 mpg.

So that's what donut means?

wtf


huh, really? What kind of drugs?

saved

I really should have gone to bed last night tbh family men

Family men?

u shouldn't have woken up

Doobie bongs? I think those are popular with my age group.

Yeah, but in all seriousness this is my car, except it's red and doesn't have the gloss


Went on Urban dictionary and this is what came up:
Jelly Doughnut-When you cum in a person's mouth and then punch the person in the nose so the cum and blood mixes and looks like jelly.

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Have we met?

it's hip internet talk, you wouldn't understand


you're not my friend anymore blocked/saged/reported/downboated

Once or twice.

naw not me im a good pony

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without me

You rang Master?

Very nice, hear they were good cars.


No shit.


Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevv….

Dashie?

You remind me of Rose for some reason. Are you Rose? I think you're Rose.

Leader has ordered us to spill the blood of Skitty, and post diaper pics at Smug.


Hello friend!

*winces*

They have the smallest engines I've ever seen, it's a small car in general. I can touch the pavement when seated

Probably.

u have a small engine

¡sí! Fluttershy cómo has estado?

The probability that you are not is probably much larger.

It is an honor that your death will please Leader, so that he will continue to produce honey and milk

Who else do I remind you of?

What's going on?


Guess I ain't owning one anytime soon.

not a lot. howabout you?

It isn't small, it's relatively proportioned!


Why not?

So… I told you to go to bed so you could wake up and chat with me when I'm done with work. I worked 8 1/2 hours today finishing up this assignment, and you're telling me you couldn't do your part and sleep at least 5 or 6?

What gives, Reece?

is that what you kids call it these days?

like this one?

excellent work! we offer thissacrifice of a skitty to ensure bread will remain fertile@

Most of the conversations between me and Reece are relatively clean.

I know haha but still fun to tease you

don't worry don't worry I'm up I'm up, got a lil fresh air earlier so I'm okay… cool dem jets

That's unfortunate, well if you're looking to get dirty. we can talk about ponies while being dirty ;)

Watching some night show also need sleep.


I consider fitting in a miata a miracle and even then that was tight.

jeje dashie por favor, ha estado bien y me acabo de levantar


Nobody else really.

how are you tonight?

same here im already in bed

Really, it wouldn't be teasing me. I wouldn't mind if my conversations with Reece got a little dirtier. But I'll respect that the guy's not a massive horn dog.

Yeah, but now your sleep schedule's gonna be fucked up. You might end up going to bed when I do!

Who are you?

I-I am not the best at dirty talk if I'm being honest

Quite

That's too bad, I love Triumphs, have you heard of the Lemons 24 hour race?

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Suena caliente, vamos a añadir un poco de especia
por cierto que no hablan español


I'm nobody.

You will always miss 100% of the shots you never take, Reece.

That said, have a butt!

Lonely.
How are you tonight?

goodnight pony pals! you are all good ponies

nite

G'night, BBerry

See ya next month.


I heard of many 24 hour races but not the Lemons.

have fun posting good princess!


gnights


se you then!

I'll make a promise to stay up for you, i promised to bathe last night and I did soo… plus I'm in a different room right now so I'm not even looking at a bed


I'm a bottom… I take orders like a good boy

It's a parody of the Le Mans 24 hour endurance event in France. My dad owns the Triumph in the previous pick and he's going to race it there. (he used to be a race car driver) The basic concept is that you must make your car with under $500

Goodnight.


LOL firme, yo so hablas espanol, sabes el lenguaje? no lo esperaba de alguien aqui.

me ciento medio curioso hablando espanol aqui para decir la verdad…


Aww.. that's not good. I am pretty fine myself, I've literally just woken up an hour ago at 11PM LOL
I was doing some work earlier and just fell asleep…

I messed up a riding lawn mower I was using to cut the lawn earlier and just gave up trying to fix it when the rain came through, I guess I'll have to fix it later in the morning, but for now, I will shitpost hard on the internet.

That sounds like fun.


Anyways, I'll see thread next month. Later.

Why next month?

have a good one, best nep

No, no hablo español.
Se sacrificó su sangre. por favor proporcione más la próxima temporada de cosecha

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A riding lawnmower? Fancy.
How did you manage to break it?

I lowered the thing too low on some cenchrus ciliaris and it caused the belts to snap under the tension, I already bought a replacement belt and just need to put it on really.


pls no

where have you been all this time?

I'm going to turn in for the night. Night all

knight

I was hoping you ran over a brick, or a small child, or something.

So if I ordered you to be a little less passive…?

In the shadows. Waiting for you for years. We will be together soon my love.

oops didn't mean to post two pics, I hate how Holla Forums won't let you post the same images in two separate breads now

youre up bright and early today reecer~!

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okay mayb i lied… I'm not very good at following orders. I'm just good at being me I guess… if you never want to talk to me again I'll understand

HE NEVER WENT TO SLEEP!

Sleep is for the weak

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I never went to bed

please don't read the spoiler

I can confirm this. I asked you to stop shilling your shitty >>>/brony/ board in all the threads here several times, I wanted to ban you several times.

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… … .. ah.

i didnt have to.
ruby told me.

Dashie!
You're not really dashie are you.
something tells me its someone else

why are you doing this to me!

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wtf…

ponibros-

i gotta ask

do you want to know the secret to receiving endless love and sex from a woman?

To be fair, small children make interesting sounds when you run them over.

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This smells like clickbait.

What?

is it still rape if I'm ded and consenting

It would just be mistreatment of a corpse, iirc

Because I love you Flutters.

i think the courts dont like it.
stupid laws

Lets find out

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also

amirite?

no i here to talk straight with you guys

i had a revelation today- i need to become a better person, i need to help people again- i want to help you (and myself)

the secret to getting love and sex from a woman -

it's just like Machiavelli said-

"Whatever works."

it's not what she says she wants- it's what she actually responds to

now we are going to hit it on many levels here

i don't watch MLP, i just feel it's my civic duty to educate you

*pays them 21 cents less*

are you retarded?
you only just worked out that people arent honest when it comes to sex and partners?
Are you fucking autistic?

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I'm going to be blunt and honest with you here. When you're sporting grammar like that, the education department may not be your best trade.

This went from 0 to 100 real fast.

there was a note left behind.

It said she loved you

*makes a sexist comment*
*laughs evilishly*

literally within seconds of reading your text my penis has exploded due to all the sex I'm getting

oh, you know what- that's actually not true

i DID watch MLP

it was one of my favorite shows, i watched it with my sister- but not this version, it was the original- i was a child in the 80s

anyway i need to get back to helping you bronies procreate

You are quite the grim & dark fun poster aren't you.

I like that.

I like you.

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NO EGSS

im actually great with punctuation and grammer but on chans i can relax and let all those rules go for once and only use proper punctuation sparingly because it's dark in my living room with the projector and i can't see the keys as well and im drunk and i suppose you will just have to forgive a few mistakes

didn't hemingway say 'write drunk, edit sober' or was it the other way around..?

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yay

G'day, how're you?

I'm gonna go home and fuck my wifeu in my dreams

Ok, your point is clear.

I take it you're under the impression the majority of people here are fat, lonely neckbeards who desire the love and affection of the female touch. At least this seems to be what your posts here are implying.

You couldn't be any more mistaken if you tried.

TOPLEL

NOW WE ARE CRACKING


soundcloud.com/oscillian/starships

another secret key to the female heart-

touch

you need to touch her

if you like her

and you want her

you HAVE TO TOUCH HER

it's subtle and sexy and she will fucking love it

touch is so powerful

obviously- you have to talk to her first. see what she is like. have some fun with her.

but if you truly want her- then you need to let her know. you need to touch her. if she hands you something and your hands accidentally touch- that's great. if you give her a compliment and then touch her arm- that's good she will love that. help her up! shake her hand! SLAP HER ASS.

she needs to KNOW that you want her. that she is desired. she CRAVES IT

touch is everything

do you have the courage to touch her?

you are all girls, aren't you?

who's your waffle? a pony or some animu character?

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

WOMEN ARE CREATURES OF SIN

Celestia

i actually use this to its full potential the opposite way round.
Theres a girl who i know has no attraction to me, and who im not overly fond of, i always make an effort to touch her shoulders when we go out on a night out, it literally sends cold shivers down her spine, but itd be a massive social fauux pas to make a big deal about it.

i couldn't agree more!

but you must pick up a guitar and TAME THEM!

this

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No. This thread is merely a front. The reality of the situation before you is far more sinister than what meets the eye. Our messages and images are hollow, pointless and deceptive. We may actually just be a network of individuals passing on sensitive information through obscure means so as to fly under the radar. Maybe I just made that all up and everybody here's just a huge faggot.

actually i had considered that

but i was just playing my guitar thinking about all the girls i was going to fuck and thought - HEY i should help some neckbeards get laid

then i thought, what if they aren't neckbeards- what if they are cia or something

or women

then whole thing falls apart and im not really helping anyone

women prevent ascension!
the next dimension is unreachable because of the sinful beasts.
All praise Bart

i c


isn't that cheating tho? one waifu for laifu, even I know that. I could never cheat on Fluttershy,

NOO

YOU TAME THINGS THAT WEAR COLLARS
AND EAT OUT OF BOWLS
AND ARE HAPPY TO HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY OF THEIR BELLY BEING USED AS A PLATE TO EAT SUSHI OFF OF
AND HAVE DICKS
AND ADDRESS YOU AS MASTER

THE LIST GOES ON MY FRIEND

i was thinking about a love song

… traps?

eh

That's one ugly man

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Luna is a good waifu


Also I thought Spitfire was one ofyour waifu


a cup? huh?

I THINK THAT IF THEY DONT LET YOU USE THEIR MOUTH AS A TOILET THEY ARENT WORTH THE TIME TBH FAM

ALSO FUCKING A MODERN DAY WOMEN IS PRETTY GAY, THEY ARE MORE MASCULINE THAN EVER
FUCK A FAGGOT LIKE A REAL MAN


YES
OR JUST FRESHLY PICKED GARDEN VARIETY FAGGOTS
ORGANIC OF COURSE

okay i am drunk enough to spill more pills of wisdom

women are competitive as fuck

nothing turns a woman on more than another woman lusting after you

they don't actually have a clear grasp of a man's value- they just do the best they can to estimate

but when another woman goes after you- that's supreme validation that you DO have value and then the competitive instinct kicks in and they will fight and die to be with you

but if you won't pick that low handing fruit then they will never even notice you

don't get me wrong here i haven't been laid by that many women but i still feel that i know a thing or two about it

*hanging

Shitlord

LMAO
You never know who's what on the internet.


I've seen a few people who post here, nobody here really seems neckbeardish, and if there is I haven't seen them.

Hey but wouldn't a degenerate circlejerk like this make a great way to low key share government secrets? You could just append encrypted data to images and pass them on to others and stuff


neato

i have no waifu, mlp is for losers

doesn't change the fact that women are just downright fucking garbage.

I feel like Broc from pokemon.

youtube.com/watch?v=AHITqvzQDr4

bullshit

you guys just share cp and that's it

i don't give a fuck im just trying to give the anglos a fighting chance

yet your house is booby-trapped with the stuff

Do you seriously drink out of a cup with a childrens cartoon characters ass smack on the face of the cup you drink piss from?

WHAT the FUCK!

on the internet, noone knows youre a pony

No one here posts CP.

not only me, my entire faily uses it, it lives in the cup cupboard

Child Pornography? You think I'm interested in CHILD FUCKING PORNO? you stupid fucking piece of shit

1) kids are disgusting
2) annoying as fuck
3) the list goes on
4) this isn't the pedo thread you retarded lil shit

Thats a cup I'd be fighting people over everyday.

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Fair enough.
I dont even use it that often tbf

no they are not

they are what we make them

women are shaped by men

it's doesn't always go as planned- but a woman is a natural follower- if you can be a good leader then she will love you

AND FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT

I'm still very amused at the thought that somewhere on the other side of this large moist rock lives Skye with his family and a house full of pony paraphernalia to which his family is OK with and doesn't assume mental conditions are prominent in Skye

You sir, disgust me.

CHILDREN ARE THE WORK OF SATAN
THEIR BRAINS ARE LIKE MUSH
MUUUSH

why can I never find any legit good pony merch… the most I can get around here are those little figurines and magazines. Do you go out to mlp conventions/buy online or something to find some of that stuff?

tip your fedora somewhere else, do you think youre some kind of redpiller?

And they dont know i went to australia with the sole intent of plowing boipussy

i went to the UK pony conventions and got a lot of it there….

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children are pointless.
The sins of the mother are passed down onto the children tainting them. Making them just as bad as their mother. Hence america.

Fine, but if the party v& shows up at my place, I'm coming after you when I'm free.

Morning you

no im just drunk and planning to get laid soon

the problem is that im still in love with someone and i don't really want to be with anyone else

but im trying to get past that

Not morning, 3am, about to pass out and dream of pone

and you consider yourself to therefore be a good person to tell others how they should act?
Youre a mess son, sort your own faults out before trying to fix ours.

nini

Very early morning.

wait… were you the one that kept the fact that you went to australia forpussy from your family?

I remember you

im trying to help you sad fucks

*boipussy

JESUS CHRIST
IF YOU ARE GOING TO BE WITH SOMEONE, EVEN A HELLBEAST AT LEAST STAY LOYAL TO THEM
YOU ARE NO MAN OF H O N O R

I AM ONLY LEFT TO BELIEVE YOU ARE AN AGENT OF THE DEVIL HIMSELF
SENT HERE TO TAINT OUT MINDS WITH FOUL WORDS OF TRICKERY

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Help us help you

pre morning, night for me

yes, that is me.

youre the one who is both sad, and needs help.

that dog needs to die.

also I wish I could dream of pone… my dreams are stupid nowadays

dude

it's been more than a year!

i have been loyal. this bitch is not mine.

i can't love her anymore. she doesn't love me back. it's over, it's time to move on

i want her so much but it's never going to happen

3+ wet dreams a week, suck it

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that there sounds like medical related issues…..

how? pls tell me

I've loved a girl for 7 years. You don't see me trying to find someone else.

It's okay, we're here to help you

R I P


IF YOU ARE LEAVING ENOUGH CUM IN YOUR SACK BEFORE YOU SLEEP TO EVEN HAVE A WET DREAM YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG

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omg it's so much more complicated than that

i broke ALL my rules for this girl

what the fuck was i thinking?

why?

i know better.

i wish i had more wine

I don't know, it just happens. I've learned to predict them. Right now I feel like 50/50 on whether or not I'll have one tonight. Two nights ago I had one about Celestia. I've had three I remembered in a single night

The night I had 3 in 1 night I got off 3 times prior

It feels complicated but it isn't.

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but dreams feel more real than just fapping…

wouldn't you rather lose it to dream sex rather than your hand?

ARE YOU SOME SORT OF CUM FAUCET?
MAN FILLING UP MY CUM BOTTLES WOULD GO SO MUCH FASTER IF I HAD YOU AROUND

tell me about her

ill tell you about my girl

she's beautiful

she is autistic

she has a thin hot body and sexy hair and eyes

but it's so fucked now

it was worth it

i don't care about the consequences, it was worth it

every fucking second

lewd

post pictures of your cum bottles with time stamps
I normally only masturbate 3-5 times a week

i think she still loves me but i can't tell for sure

i still love her

I'D RATHER LOSE IT TO A NICE TIGHT ASS
OR A BAD DRAGON™ TOY
OR A TULPA
TULPAS ARE GREAT FROM WHAT I HEAR


MY PROGRESS IS SHAMEFUL
I KEEP FORGETTING TO GET THE BOTTLE OUT OF THE FREEZER SO I ONLY HAVE LIKE 3 LOADS IN THERE
ALSO ITS TOO LATE TO MOVE

Okay, it's May 20th now. You guys know what that means? Why of course it means that today is Draw the Prophet Muhammad Day.

Today, after classes, I will be drawing The Prophet Muhammad of Islam on my school's free speech white board as some sort of meme image. If it is erased, I will draw it again as a different meme.

Any suggestions on which meme images to use for the Prophet Muhammad? Last year, I drew him as a green Earth Pony, and before that, as a pig. So this year, I want something with more… oomph.

she has long hair, she wears glasses

i have always had a glasses fetish

she is so insecure, so wary and watchful

SO FUCKING SMART

of all the things that turn me on- intelligence is number one

i fucking love a girl with a brain

Tulpas are autistic. Dreams allow you to do stuff you never could do irl, regardless of the amount of toys or people involved. My best nuts came from wet dreams.
>tfw nut so good that it goes through underwear and lounge pants

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draw him as some filthy frank character

She's the sister of my best friend
Haven't seen her in 2 years
We met when we were teenagers
she's a little chubby but not really noticeable
perfect ass, tits
she has kind of a strange personality like skeleton puppies are cute listens to metal music even though I hate it lol
let me feel her ass whenever I wanted

I'm bad at describing people/things

well i certainly fucked that one up

but you get the gist

why are you so autistic?

DAT BOI
OR A SKITTY


IF YOU ARE GOING TO WET DREAM AT LEAST MAKE IT LUCID


THIS
CHIN-CHIN IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL

why not though?

where is she? why don't you go to her?

WOW NICE MEME THERE CAPTAIN FAGLORD

i like butts too


I've never understood this meme, are they basically waifus that you can trick your brain into feeling? I've tried lucid dreaming to try and get a nice Fluttershy scene going but I haven't managed yet.

it's kinda noble of you to go for the sister of your best friend

it's like your loyal to his whole tree

I don't lucid wet dream because I don't always know what I want, yet my mind knows what I want and it's happy to give it to me.

Draw him in a pedophile police line up

I never told her how I felt.
Never made a move on her.
My best friend seemed like he didn't really cared if I tried flirting with her though, he actually said "She could do worst. At least I know you."
Actually moved in with her and her mother for a month looking for a job out of state didn't work out.

why you ask?
she's a creature of sin

*you're

oh christ, i only use the bare essentials of punctuation at this time of night but that was a serious faux-pax

i speak latin

I'm actually friends with his brother, his 2 sisters, mom and dad. I've met quite a bit of his family but not all cause it's a LARGE FAMILY.

HERE COMES DAT BOI DA PROPHET MUHAMMAD

OH SHIT WADDUP!

For most people, a tulpa is a hallucination you try and force yourself to have so you can chat with someone that looks like your waifu, and then you end up not chatting with them because you're so antisocial you can't even talk to yourself.

For me, my tulpa is someone I unwittingly hallucinated when I was around 15 or 16, that I kept around because she was pretty chill.

Tulpae don't need to be waifus. They can just be companions if you'd like. But they really don't like to be ignored.

this thread needs more ponies

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TELL HER!

you could die tomorrow and nothing you did would ever matter

what do you have to lose?

that's a backhanded compliment
lol

im a hermit

She is a female! A creature of sin!
and if I died tomorrow it wouldn't matter anyway.
either way I'm happy :)
we had a sarcastic friendship. everything was sarcastic jokes.

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celestia pics plz

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wow and you still can see her/hallucinate seeing her to this day?

that sounds pretty cool. I get lonely sometimes, might be something I could try

For the fans of the binding of isaac rebirth here.

why not visit her tho?

you create your own reality tunnel

This mode of behavior is just blatant taunt, mockery and asking for personal conflict by making light of what some people hold very close and personal. At this point I would simply recommend you wrap yourself in bacon, walk into Muslims and brush into them while you keep your shoulder stiff just to piss them off and try to get them to fight you, then shoot them and say you had the gun and if they beat you up, the chances they could take your gun would be great, then get off with a slap on the wrist under stand your ground law.

thank you, got more?

*posting worst horse*

im pretty sure there is a spirit in this apartment and it keeps fucking me

some old bitch that refuses to pass on

she is going to be pissed that i am talking about her on the internet

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WUT

call her out while furiously masturbating, you will fight her off this way

I don't know where she is anymore.
and after 2 years it'd just be creepy.

do a crescent moon islambro

i have more lewd celestia pics than normal pics of her… she's not my fave pony tbh

can you imagine ruby drawing these on a public board?

Post, fuel my dreams

YOU ARE TRYING TOO HARD

i like butts

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so what!?

creepy! what a cop out! what if she liked you too?

what if she needs you?

FIND HER

I got off to that in the last 24 hours

nah dude

SHE LIKES THAT

i have to move

Skitty… Draw Muhammad Day is a thing, and I didn't make it up. It was originally an event held in 2010 to protest a couple of episodes of South Park getting pulled due to threats against the creators for portraying the Prophet Muhammad. Some, myself included, still celebrate the day by creating artistic renditions of him. If you do not practice your right to free speech regularly, it will be lost.

1. It's a big white board, and there are multiple markers. No one was denied the ability to put messages on it while I was drawing marehammad.
2. The only person that erased my pony was one faggot SJW. I staked him out and confronted him about it. He had this retarded idea that it would promote violence against Muslims. I told him to fuck off and stop erasing my shit.

Not much, but a few.

think that's all I have of her…

lol, dude, women like to be fawned over. they don't actually want to stay with someone until they're in their 30s and I plan to be dead before then.

If I found this on my kids laptop I would beat him like a red headed step child

you misspelled 'autistic renditions'
also, ill remind you 'free speech' only stops your government rubbing it off.
the SJW is free to remove it, as is the university

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fuck you coward


GO TO HER

you plan to be dead?

that's better than taking a chance with a girl that you have loved for 8 years?

I'm very aware of that. We had one of these here, an entire civic center full of people drawing muhameh-whatever.

Some angry Muslim dudes showed up to shoot the place up but apparently forgot they were in fucking TEXAS and were met with a hailstorm of bullets before they could even squeeze one off.

nah the second.
so much choice!

kek

lol, relax man. You can't live precariously through me. I'm not an exciting person.

I know which one I want, I do not need that clutter

Fucking really?

BUT YOU COULD BE

that's good… because my parents live a lot of miles away and don't care about for snooping on my laptop. Although my mum knows I watch the show and thinks it's cute that I watch it so… my dad is just like "whatever" though

The university doesn't do shit about it because the board is explicitly labeled as a free speech board. It is for the express purpose of saying whatever the fuck one feels like.

The SJW may be free to remove it, but that doesn't mean it's not even more of a dick move to do so. If someone is expressing offensive opinions, you should meet them with your own well thought out arguments, rather than attempting to silence them.

I distinctly remember reading about it in the news. One does not mess with Texas.

okay so it's probably not going to work out with this girl so i was thinking a blonde or redhead, what do you think?

Didn't happen exactly like that.

There was a civic center doing that in Garland TX, Muslim dudes showed up all mad about it and shot a cop in the fucking FOOT out of all places, the cop shot them both back, didn't kill them but I think when they got shot they tried to back pedal (cause bullets hurt whatdayakno), some 4 guys were inside with machine guns and everything, ran outside and turned them and their car into swiss cheese

I'm gonna pass out now, feeling 50/50 on the wet dream, wish me luck

so do you guys really watch MLP or is this some kind of sekret club ?

oh i got it- actually i figured this out a long time ago- you guys work for the show. and this is where you talk. i know what's going on here

what's your definition of exciting?

all of the butts
mainly luna and derpy though

no, you dont argue with idiots like that, you just quietly and respecfully move on.
and sometimes do your duty by removing the offensive material

nini!

TOP KEK
GET FUCKING WRECKED TERRORIST SCRUBS!

oh damn. we caught.
our whole plan to remove Rule #2 so we can talk about mlp on infinity's Holla Forums section where nobody would think to look has been spoiled!
RUN

I don't really know how to be exciting anymore.

taking chances- risks

finding that girl and telling her how you feel


didn't you ever watch Battle Royale?

that girl and guy that never had a chance because the guy was too chickenshit to tell her how he felt?

don't be that guy. tell her how you feel. what do you have to lose except for some foolish pride? no matter what happens- you will not regret it

wait… backpeddled so they were on bikes? so what car got turned into swiss cheese?
my god im confused!!!

i love the show, i love the characters

i even have a special mlp room, so yeah I watch mlp

You will need to show me this special mlp room sometime.

Anyways, time for sleeps! Nini all!

WAAAAAAAAAIT

He's ded Jim.

Did you wait?

when will you be back?

holy shit didn't realize it was 3am what the FUCK

not much you're right.
and I have seen Battle Royale, it's a fantastic movie as well as #2. They ended up together in the end. on the run but together. he did tell her how he felt.
there is a difference between movies and real life. The people that say that even Forrest Gump got laid once WELL HE WAS A WAR HERO THAT SAVED HIS TEAM and stayed in love with the biggest whore of all time…
I'm also socially awkward so if I was trying to make a point I hope I made it cause I forgot what I was talking about

Skittles Go to bed before you turn into reece?!

Sometimes it's nice just to vent

he wishes he was me

Skittish ♥

inside you maybe.

JESUS CHRIST HOW HORRIFYING

no not the main characters- the ones who died

the young lovers who never never knew how much they loved one another

the boy was afraid to tell her how he felt- and the girl would have been receptive except SHE NEVER KNEW HOW HE FELT

i dont' remember which characters they were but they got wasted by that half asian half white serial killer kid

but it was so romantic and tragic

HE NEVER TOLD HER HOW HE FELT

that's all she needed to know

she is chubby, she won't care that you are a bronie

Reece, you were wrong.

nope, never ever had one of those

Good.
Stay that way

Are you studying reecey?

He studies dicks.
Closely.

my best friend/her brother is a brony lol.
at what point do you realize you're not getting anywhere with me?

noo not right now


Ruby isn't here so shush

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Why because ruby isn't here?

And I'm a half hour late for work yayyyyyyy!

here

just this moment actually

forget her

she is just a dream

you will never have her

you will die wondering what how it could have been

goodnight sir

thank you for the banter

r u telling me you can't grow a beard?

that's not very manly, I guess that opens the door to inhaling cock and taking it in the butt

I don't have to wonder. I know it'd never have worked.
good night buddy

yeah I know, it sounded like I was calling Ruby a dick. I was talking about literal penises nvm

Yay traps!

pony link.dabebook.com/3

You really think I want to be you? I don't know anything about you, what gives you such a cocky idea?

Have a good night my darling.

the future is unwritten

you hold the pen

Are you on a gap year?
How old are you give or take on that note?

i'd post a pic of me wearing my rainbow socks in that pose but just no

Not only cocky, I'd go as far as saying it's unwarranted condescending hubris from one of the more exceptionally autistic fluttershy posters on this website.


That right there is enough to make me happy I am not you.

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z0r.de/2571

O.O
suddenly I'm back and aroused

Goodnight.


pls

GO TO BED HOLY FUCK!
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I am so confused.

He's 23 and neet.

DO IT

I've grown a small chin goatee before and looked like a handsome man…least that's what mummy said anyway, but I get too itchy with beards. besides my face apparently looks very young so it probably looks silly with a lot of hair over it

does brewing coffee count as productive?

YOU TRICKED ME!

Does my opinion upset you?

I am not sleepy due to having just woken up 4 hours ago.

fraid not! **don't worry*
i bludged from work and uni today and yesterday cause I couldn't be stuffed

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I am so confused.

He's 23 and neet.

DO IT


FUCKING BASTARD TEABAG STRING FELL IN THE WATER FUCK

hush

fish it out with your fingers, give the teabag a squeeze, and throw it out

tea is serious business

I used a spoon.
I'm not a mongrel.

No!
You're not my yummy mummy!

YOU FUCKING WHAT M9

only when i want to look like a trap

do you post pictures as a trap?

just curious

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No, I was joking Skittles~
you know I love you ♥

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What instrumentation would you believe could compliment my piano soundcloud.com/gallionic/keyhole-v2#t=0:22

daily reminder to stay hydrated

BLONDE OR REDHEAD? ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION CLAIRE.

I'll hydrate you if that's what you want.

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some sort of string instrument.
chello, or violin probably.
my god though, that piece from 35 - 55 seconds… perfection~


blondes.
red heads tend to look weird

no
considered it a few times when i lurked /cutefgts/ though

Awww

notice me kohai

you just triggered me

redheads are god's creatures

Notice me kantai

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What even is that

comming from you I'll roll with the assumption it's some vague insult

It means 'fleet' in Japanese.
Like a group of boats

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THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE EMBODIMENT OF UNMITIGATED PURIFIED FORM OF HERESY I HAVE EVER HAD THE MISFORTUNE OF LAYING EYES UPON, THIS DESERVES STONING AND NOTHING ELSE, IF I EVER COME ACROSS THE ARTIST I WILL SHOVE MY HORSE COCK DIRECTLY UP INTO THEIR ASS WITH THE FURY OF ONE BILLION SOLAR MASSES.

of the most*

some day i'll send it to everyone but you


that's too bad

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This makes me sad

a sign that i'm doing it right

EXACTLY!

That's what people would expect right?

It's what you first thought of, but we got to surprise them, do something unexpected, add a dock bark in there, a felines passionate mating screech here and there, a mothers birthing shrieking howls

Thats what you get with a waste of space like me

Kek pls

Drums then.
but you'd need a guitar in there as well.

i feel
manic
and the urge to GO FAST

Hey RK, you said you want to leave Poland right?

You know, you could always just marry me for citizenship here in the great land of the golden arches.

FAGGOT

there's plenty of space left in the universe
think of yourself as a waste of our planet's precious non renewable resources


skye yourself


stop teasing me like that, it's the fucking 4th time you say it

gonna see if I can sneak a couple hours sleep before ruby wakes up

Dog*

how did dog autocorrect into dock

fml

Have rara boobies and jerk off fast

;~;

reece in peace

STOP BASING YOUR SLEEP PATTERN ON HIM REECE PLEASE

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Would you really want to live with someone like me?

i really wouldn't mind

Q.D.E.P, hopefully for the rest of eternity.

I want to compress your face into a singularity so that the explosive decompression wipes out your entire country in the process.

nah man
nah
200km/h type fast

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b-but he's my 3d internet waifu until he finds someone better

there's nothing gay about female horsecocks

Futas fucking girls is the least gay

That suggests there is a presently clear discomfort which you would be tolerant of.

I am heart broken.

not because of you
i probably wouldn't fit in that society

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SCIENCE FACT: Flatulence is composed of over 99% non-smelly gases, Skye is 100% 1% of the smelly gas matter.

How did you hear about my fart fetishism?

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Now you're only saying that due to my previous commentary. It is too late now, the damage has been done and my heart rendered irreparable.

...

Your world frightens and confuses me greatly.

why is that so?

wrong post linked, that was intended for Skye here

No, I was originally going to reply with a comment about how your image reminded me of Minecraft and I felt compelled to play the game again so that I could build a home for the two of us and raise a family of chickens.

Ah thank god.
I wondered why you were being so mean to my good friend kek.

Rita has a server i've been planning to join with Dashie for a while now.

lol'd

/Hug

Why would I ever spout arbitrary negative opinions at someone like RK?

I would never.

I could never.

I was surprised!

youtu.be/BinWA0EenDY?t=33s

youtube.com/watch?v=hjJAF5o2wEo

This song is still very nice.

soundcloud.com/asbsounds/andreas-b-i-need-your-love

Oh, the soundcloud version is in much better quality. Nice.

I can hear my sound of my mechanical keybooard typing reverberating from the walls, I can hear the flood flowing through my veins, it's so quiet in here.

Someone?

ANYONE?

I'M GOING TO LOSE MY MIND!

blood

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join discord vc

Who's in it? I am embarrassed..

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hey skitty
privnote.com/NUIb2mfN#JrzeiCwOj

Is that yours? this site is awesome wtf lol

Why would you give me this?

Does it work?

well i had spare 0.0003 btc so i thought why not get you one

I googled the email and it brings up some pretty concerning things. Are you sure I wont get V& if I use this?

oh shit it does
well, i've never had any issues with hacked spotify or netfux accounts.
probably because there's no nsa here

Also how much is that in USD? The internet tells me it's $0.13 USD, literally 13 cents.

was 15 when i purchased it

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I come from a family of lawyers & attorneys, I don't want to end up in some shameful situation due to this. Are you sure the F.B.I, SWAT and NSA wont jump through my window and fuck me in the ass the moment I log in?

Huh, it's working and my butt hole is safe so far.

I remain un-raped.

Is this telling me there is currently an array of people watching through this profile?

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how old are you now?

family sharing options
i wanted to add a family member named 'some dark hacker' to the account i used, but decided it'd be better not to


azzy + 1 year + 1 week + 1 day

Wait a cotton pickin minute, why would you call me a fleet of boats? SKYE

WHAT

brush your teeths

Why kant-ai do that?

Like this?

Nice.

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I'm good, ain't I.

u lil shit

~

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Fuck I really hate 8chans shitty programming

inlined backposts ID links with get squished to shit and posts hardly visible after inlining more than two posts and it looks retarded and autistic

div.post { min-width: 40vw }

will fix that in the CSS

SKITTY!
SKITTY!
OMG YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT!
SKITTY!

Talking to my shitposts was a privilage you just fucking lost, don't you ever fucking talk to me or my shitposts ever again.

I like how shit breaks if someone replies to a post you have inlined.

;~;

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skittty
try to make a manual request to post a pic here

i've been trying to run my bot again and it returns me a fucking internal server error for all pics bigger than 10kb (smaller do go through)

...

I know, the new posts are appended to the newly inserted post element in the DOM which is so fucking retarded, the code is designed to look for the last inserted post to append to and it will literally use the newly inserted inlined post like a fucking retarded spaz, I could fix that but I don't much care for this shithole like I used to

I've been arbitrarily banned and disrespected by cunts with power in this place far too many times to care for helping this place really

I can do it but I don't want to.

Sounds like something is going awry when translating the images to binary in the post body

eh
i should try to open it in a different way in python
weird stuff


have you seen zootopia?

don't

Hey guys, I;ve got a fun idea! Lets play a little game!

Ok so it's easy~

All you have to is throw some text at me and I will respond to it!

throw anything at me, I'll respond to whatever you give me

try and stop me

for*


nope, sure haven't.

is it on netflix???

If that's really how things should be, then that's how they'll be. What I say will probably sound silly and childish, so don't count on anything poetic or epic in any way…

I've been asking myself since back when you rejected me for the first time; why do i still have a crush on you? what kind of pathetic idiot am i? i really couldn't stand it, and it makes me want to punch myself whenever i feel a twinge in my chest at you saying things about me actually lying about my hatred or calling me things like Love or stating that you know I actually like you.

Because I did. God help me, I still did.

I can't stand this feeling. It's something I don't know how to deal with and something I don't want to deal with. All I could do is redirect my hatred for these feelings onto you and make you push me away. it's the only way I could hope to deal with them, since I'm not strong enough to stay beside somebody I like as they go on in happiness with another person.

But you didn't, and a plan that was intended as a patch for a leak turned into a reinforced iron plate. I couldn't back down. I knew the path I would tread could only lead to oblivion in either way I went, but at least I wouldn't feel any pain. I was wrong about that too. It's not my nature to be malicious for something like this, and it's been chipping away at me each time I insulted you.

I've chipped away so much that I don't have anything left to chip off, and I'm tired of leading a scorched earth style retreat.

There's no way I could ever reconcile with you, and I've mangled and corrupted how I used to feel so much that it hardly resembles a crush. I don't even know what to call it at this point, since it's mostly a festering bottle of filth.

Believe it or not, I actually shed a tear or two writing this. It hurt quite a bit to admit all of it. So, that being said, this is goodbye. I know it's selfish and childish in it's reasoning, and probably sounds foolish and completely wrong on a several levels. But I can't keep going on around you while feeling this pain and shooting out the hatred I should be spending on myself for not being enough of a man.

come play store.steampowered.com/app/326460/ with me and pandy

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nope
not even released on dvd yet

LMAO I saw it, sorry

that video makes me want to start acting like that

but i have the power

what will you do to me?

Did you write that yourself at some point? Or is this something you found back at ponychan?

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It's from the MLPchan Holla Forums thread.

I'll ignore that you think I'm autistic enough to write that.

Oh, I would but I don't have a GPU atm

whatever i have to

have you seen the graphics?

try running a pirated copy to see if it works first

i thought you didn't want to do that anymore

sorry about that racist remark
i hate everyone equally, except me. i hate me the most.

They added the mode to fix the balance issues, right?

...

no idea, just got it an hour ago


how much do you hate me?

Apology accepted.

I honestly don't really want to bother, I'm not very motivated to play a video game right now honestly, sorry.

I can see into your soul Skitty!

:'(


depends on the gauge

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I wish I had reflective eyes like a cat so I'd look like that when ppl took a picture of me…

also, didn't know u had an xbox

what games do you play?

Might as well buy it myself.

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Why do both of your posting usually devolve to grim dark pony images?

I've all three xboxes :3
halo is the main thing I used to play, but I've got a fair few games.
I avoid cod.
what about yourself?

'A'+('z'*random.randint(8,42))

d-did I beat Ruby? he still sleeping?

He is.
You should not base your sleep on that

grim dark is hot


Az24

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Thank you skitty.
Hopefully we help him break this unhealthy dependency

day 486: lack of thumbnail begins to annoy me

i was tired so I set my alarm for three hours later

now I can chat to him and sleep at night… hopefully

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Please reece
For your own sake.

Cheeky bastard

It's like a surprise every time.

...

I care for the health of mister Reece more than my interactions with them would lead one to believe. In all honesty, it unsettles me knowing he once before pointed out he is a hetero man with hetero ambitions in life. It unsettles me knowing that now he is in contact with a man like Ruby who has altered his state of mind leading him to willingly induce a mental illness that has rendered the man questioning his sexuality. It is a bizarre occurrence I have had the misfortune of witnessing from the safety of my quarters. If I could somehow magically undo this through Godly means, I would prevent this from ever having taken place, but reality continues and I now have no faith in God.

give me intense music

very cheeky

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You have a slightly disturbing taste in pornographic material.

its not supposed to be

Thanks for taking the time to write out your feelings.

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l8r

soundcloud.com/irvingforce/sewer-wars#t=1:17

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Go fuck yourself my dear friend..

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why is synthwave so good?

soundcloud.com/perturbator/perturbator-perturbators-theme

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Come live with me

lmao I don't work and everyday is a weekened for me

we can watch netflix then go to what-a-burger at 12AM and eat burgers in the bed of my truck and play nighcrawlers later

I want to slink around you

I was being serious slitty.

Don't hurt yourself Reece.
Sleep is important.
you never answered my question btw.
about age and what you do


How're you?

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23, neet.
Srs

if sleep is so important why do i feel incredibly fine

He said they were 23.

They also made sure to point out they believe they are unparalleled or absolutely unmatched when it comes to beauty. Apparently they are the utmost strikingly and remarkable hansom man on the face of this planet and this time range.

...

Yeah, it's really great stuff isn't it. I like it a lot. A LOT.

I'm just 23 and a half and… don't really do anything right now. This year is about picking myself up again, how about you? How old are ye? I think you said you worked for a charity

That song you linked is disgusting and you should feel embarrassed for having linked that at me, don't ever fucking talk to me again you coprophagous baboon

Absolutely checked.

I-I've never said that…

I am very aware that you have not said this. I never said you explicitly said this.

Did you even read my post? Where has your reading comprehension gone?

So many different and new ways to spell Reece, I had no idea


I'm mid 20's or so, I'm in uni studying electrical and aerospace engineering, I'm also working for a local charity that is an actual charity, not like the world vision bullshit where none of hte money goes to the cause.
I'm also learning to fly, though, I've only just taken that back up again.
couple weeks I should be flyin solo'

May I ask what it is that you're picking up?
I'm not judging you it just sounds like you're coming from a similar place as myself.

What makes you say that?

also, i lied

that song is nice and I enjoyed it

neato

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is k is false alarm, maybe

I'm going to obfuscate your face with dez nuts.

why

Look at this loooser, here all day and night. Think you are a tough guy, eh?

Oh God, steam friend who claims he hates ponies suddenkly made me a 1337 edit of my profile fluttershy lmao

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just been having a lil problem with depression and self-hate tbh… apparently there's also something in me that hates being happy, it makes me randomly snap and throw away good things and good people… and a decent job. I'm not loopy or anything just a little tweaked… that's me.

flying sounds fun, what sort of plane are you learning to fly?

Hug

Who's this joker?

We're probably fairly similar

thanks!

But seriously
We want you to get better
Fucked up sleep pattern won't help.

we both like butts

I'm riding the 10% in social class and chances are you you're riding the other 90%. Trying to pair with me, it's a tall order and you've got some big shoes to fill.

I'd also like o point out a lesser know fact about myself on these forums. I am infact a data journalist. What this means is I utilize fancy math to make it more difficult for pleb trash the likes of yourself to prove me wrong. I am a formulative and calculating predator. Watch your step, I might just calculate my cock up your ass if you take a wrong step.

Shame on you, defiling the fluttershy, you shameless son of a bitch! I will fuck you in the ass and you stupid fuck

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Reminder that I am 50% more smug and 200% more autistic than you.

I'm heading to bed.
Have a good one guys.

yeah I know… I'm grateful don't worry, sleeping proper is something I've never been able to do even as a lil boy

TOP FUCKING KEK


Goodnight

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nighty night raptorrr


it's not her fault she has a butt

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Can I help you mister Vort?

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skit-t

I will seriously abduct you one day, against your will in spite of any objicient opinion on the matter and I will imprison you with feminists, females who collect cats by the mass and lesbians. I have the means to do this. I will simply lock you in my ranch house nobody ever goes to or uses and no one will ever find you. I'll also install a surround sound system in the house that I will utilize as my personal blogging platform so that you and the ladies are forced to hear me talk about my opinions, feelings of life, the universe and beyond.

Hopefully we should have invented means to suppress the aging process so that I could keep you alive for the rest of the duration of the universe until entropy inevitable leads to the heat death of the universe and we all die.

inevitably *

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RK….

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?

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why convert 3 dots into a single character
Holla Forums should get more space

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Tried sleeping pills?

RK I…

It's one of those negligible things the administration went out of their way to supplement as opposed to actually dealing with the serious issues on the site.

What should I look for on netflix mister kek?

Can I as well see television shows like HoC or GoT? I don't want to watch either of those btw

not recently noop, not sure how well they'd fit in with the meds that I'm on right now

Watch Parks and Recreation.

This is an HBO show and is on HBO's streaming site.
House of Cards? That is a Netflix original.

What narcotics are you under the influence of at the current moment?

Fair enough buddy

wow, fix that camera

I thought mine was bad, urs is utter shit

My phone camera lens is reckd mate

I have a massive tromboner right now

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Seriously though this tea is fucking bomb

started watching HoC there a few days ago
it's fun to watch with audio description
i'm not blind, but it helps with things i don't notice and sounds good

…?

Did you try the code I posted above? I'm guessing you don't like it.

not yet, phone now

build something like this with me

wtf

in what game?

I bet it'd be smart city simulator

blocknhood
looks fucking awesome

saw the pic in some intel ad moments ago

I didn't realize I hurt his feeling.

i like it

could you make a smaller version to fit my resolution?

like, 3-4 times smaller.

Avoiding all of us.
He knows that what he's doing is not sensible.
I'm sure that our kind, honest explanation to him has helped him reevaluate his primary objectives in life though.
Like seriously, why dedicate yourself to ruby, when I am right here?
And geographically, practically next door

I love your seriocomic take on the matter.
Never change.

~

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...

I can, maybe later if I don't forgettie.

I'm here, sweet-pea

/Hug

💛

Answer my previous question!

o wow, i had no idea that was a lewd image… you're going to my lewds folder

I did a double take on it.
Very secksual

which one?

NOBODY ELSE CLICK THIS

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good morning everypony!

Morn poning everygoody!

;_;

HES GONNA DESROY YOU!

LEL

Hello Skye! is it time for lewd yet?>>5773613

Oh well…

Never!
But I'm at work alone, so spent the morning Skyping with natsoc.
You missed the lewd^^

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i always miss the lewds. i am teh sad chickun. i want to frown, but all i can do is this.

Go to bed!

You wouldn't have heard them anyway.
It was private lewding

*scoots into your personal space*

hey

So skittles.
Given the choice. Would you rather have me or RK come live with you?

send it to me on steam

Skitty pls~


Hiya KHAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
how's it going?

im sure you two make enough noise for everypony to hear


ooooooh skitty made a firrriiiiiieeeeeend

hihi

Study!

Lewd!

Lets look at the facts.
1) I have an inclination for criminal behavior

I was about to add more things to the list but then realized that's all I need to make the decision. I am dead certain you and I are polar opposites and I would be very bored and cautious around you but with someone like RK I could be myself and not censor whatever is running through my mind.

I would pick RK even though I have never seen them, but I am not one to care too much for someones visual appeal.

OMG I MADE THAT WEBM

… h-hi Canon

Reece go to bed!

Fair enough!
You're still invited to my wedding though

Back.

It's too late now.

You didn't wait.

you didn't wait, did you…

how's you

Tfw you realise you're on your 8th tea of the day and it's not even 1600 yet

Blewewewew!
how's u?


But I haven't even started the semester yet!


Hiya Reece, how's u? :3

Play world of warcraft!

No, I went to sleep and had a good night's rest.

2 Brit 4 Me.

It's the good shit too.
Salted caramel green tea

LMAO JUST LMFAO AHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

尺口匕匕山モ工ㄥモ尺 工ち ム口刀 口れ 匕卄工ち モ丹尺匕卄 丹れ刀 匕卄モ れモメ匕 丹れ刀 山卄口モ∨モ尺 匚尺口ちちモち 卄工ち ㄗ丹匕卄 ち卄҉丹ㄥㄥ 乃モ 刀モち匕尺口ㄚモ刀 工れ 匕卄モ ちモ丹 口下 下ㄥ丹爪モち

i love to lewd


yay Wuby! why wub woo


i am a good! hows you?

Skitty why

I got a hilarious mental image comparing you with a friend

christ you are too brit for this world

WHATCHOO SAY ABOUT MAH MOMMA?

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its going good and how about you?

Your mother sounds like a nice woman from what you have mentioned. I have nothing negative to say about them, you should be glad you don't have a mother similar to mine who would beat the shit out of you on Christmas eve and tell you Santa wasn't real or frequently show regret for not getting an abortion.

Uh, ok?

She loves you very much and wishes you spent less time on the Internet talking to a stranger who doesn't have your best interests at heart.

gotta go, laters!

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add this to your CSS.

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Huh.
Bye!

We're staging an intervention.
Shush

What's wrong with polish ppl?

They have neat culture


Goodbye.

I've known you for like… 4-5 months now Skye… I wouldn't exactly call you a stranger

Polish people? They're shiny.

laughed so hard I snorted and feel stupid

the food is pretty good

I find it great that you can use humor to deflect a very serious topic of conversation that we're trying to have with you.

:P
Tea number 9!
I've had more teas than hours I've been awake!

Rottweiler is god on this Earth the next, and whoever crosses his path shall be destroyed in the sea of flames

What is that supposed to mean?

skitty its not nice to lie. poland is europe's mexico!

I don't actually use skype, my lewding's much more old fashioned… plus I'm nervous going live for anything.


what's the problem? I don't understand, imma big boy and there's nothing wrong with the person I may or may not lewd with

would you skype with meeeee?

Oh, it actually translated into something? Interesting and unexpected, I thought it was just a random string of text. More interesting so is that it was originally covered with adhesive zalgo text so google translate would not work on it but posting it here to Holla Forums cleaned the text of all zalgo characters.

Rottweiler is a steam friend of mine, he's currently running around exploiting some bug he found in steam that grants them arbitrary admin privileges with any steam group.

Sweet innocent reecey.
That's the problem.
You claim to be a big boy, but you just don't see what damage you're doing to your psyche, and your future prospects by chasing ruby around like a lapdog.
I'm sure even ruby will weigh in here and say that what you did earlier is unhealthy.

Ruby.
See above.
Is this sensible behaviour?
I told you this is your responsibility now.

you have skype?

I TOLD HIM TO GO TO SLEEP AFTER HE HAD HIS BATH
HE DIDN'T FUCKING LISTEN

It was just stylised English text skittles…

This thread went from 0 to 100 on the cringeometer realy fucking fast right now

Tell him again.
And again.
Don't stop telling him.
This is your burden to bear now.

~

Abandon ship.

Skye, stop trying to scare poor little Reece. He is bread's butt boy and if you scare him away we will destroy you like savage beasts


did you give him some warm milk and read him a story? that can help


*squeeeee!*

wait, holy shit I didn't notice that LOL

Dummy

You'll destroy me?
Better men have tried sweetheart~

i'll destroy your anus

To be fair. No one had ever tried that.
I thought you were a sub bot though.

new thead

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I'm leaving this bread forever… don't no-one try and stop me

farewell

*slams door*

I can't stop thinking about anything else.
I must see those rainbow socks.

*this

i don't even know you ;_:

No, don't go.

Who there?

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it's pet punishing time
get the paddle

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